#thou hadst been damned

[bunnys-beetlejuice-blog]

Ohhh. I have many of the knockoff OCs…

There’s Sebastian, who was originally Greystripe from Warriors (yes, Warrior cats..) in a roleplay when I was 13, that I turned into a winged cat. He then became a person with a tragic story, then a werewolf with a tragic story and a million AMVs in my head. He is sooo different from the source material now it’s insane.

The secondary main character of my book, Hunter Warren (or JC-19) is basically Connor from Detroit: Become Human but Korean and autistic and trans, and he evolved a LOT from then. Originally I wanted to mess around with the ideas of morals around androids, but then I made him a gay time traveler in love with a nonbinary cowboy. I love him so dearly.

A bunch of my dnd characters are just existing characters I tweaked into DnD to play around with. My main DnD character, Angmar, is a twist on that though, bc he based his whole personality around a character he read about in a book. He’s the only one I have art to share of currently bc he’s a catfolk.

And ofc one of the antagonists of loopjuice was originally based on Shane Madej…

NEGA SHANE that's objectively hilarious i gotta know more about warren and his partner, i love a cowboy story (who would have guessed) and its a TIME TRAVEL story??? please tell me no one dies of consumption. see I LOVE the wild way oc's evolve over the years, the further they get from the canon you borrow them from and the more they become yours, the more weird and wonderful they become. from a cat to a dude to a werewolf is such a fun transition, i adore that. do you have any art or picrews of Sebastian? please share!

Damn (short for Thou Hadst Been Damned) is my first knock off juice, retaining the supernatural best friend to a sad kid angle but with a wildly different backstory. he's half demon, half god, half ghost, all party boy. ive tried au's where he's human but hes just too weird to be a mortal lmao

[southernbaphomet]

GRIMS EVERYWHERE

important notes: the last one (queer/lesbian) flag is between abel and silence! her name is Carrie. she was executed at age 19 after attempting to kill Belos. Lazzy is if the grimwalker Belos possessed in FTF didnt die before emerging

[mahayanawitch]

Today’s random stupid thought:

“I wonder if Gale is short for Let-Me-Regale-You Dekarios like how puritans named their kids ‘If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones’.”

[yanderepuck]

Believe it or not this started as Theo..and now we are here. Don't ask how that thought process went because I couldn't tell you.

BUT ITS BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE IVE WRITTEN WILL. Miss my husband. I've been thinking about this for 3 days at this point so here you go. This is literally porn with no plot. I didn't want to deal with figuring out how you got in the situation. You're just there.

A set of your fingers digs into his shoulder while the other set digs into the thigh next to you. Your body is resting on one leg of his as he sits on the edge of his bed. You hold on as you rock your hips against him, his fingers inside you.

Will's free hand holds your waist. Small whimpers and moans come from your lips before letting out a sharp yelp when he spreads his fingers apart, trying to stretch you more.

You don't slow down, if anything you get more desperate. You try to pull him closer and kiss him roughly. You could still taste your blood on his lips. You kiss rougher and rougher. Surely your lips would get bruised.

Will manages to wiggle his fingers even deeper, getting you to squirm. His free hand rips your open blouse from your body, running his hands over your skin, feeling you up before his fingers wrap around your neck, tearing you away from him.

"Show me how badly thee wanteth me."

He grins at you, his calm eyes locked with your desperate ones. He was enjoying this show far too much. That damn lustful voice of his could get you to do anything.

Rather than just rocking your body, you lift your hips up and come back down. Your moans get louder with the sensation.

"Good girl," his hand goes down your body again, squeezing you around the waist.

Just as you are about to come down on his fingers again, he meets you in the middle. Your nails dig into him. He holds you in place and starts to finger you.

His fingers thrust in and out, making your knees buckle.

"Ahh-hh!" You bite your lip and try standing on your toes. You try to close your legs but then his fingers stay deep in you.

His fingers curl like they are hooking onto you, and brings your body closer. You look down at him, panting and whining.

"Keep wiggling and I am tying thee to the bed."

You try to catch your breath and nod.

"Actually," he smiles at you and pulls you down into the bed anyway. His fingers finally leave your aching hole. You were grinding on him for far too long.

You look up and watch him quickly discard his clothes to the floor. His hair comes undone as he pulls his shirt off. Not bothering to fix it, he gets between your legs, quickly grabbing hold of your hands to hold them into the bed

His hair falls loose along the sides of his face, the ends brushing against your cheeks.

"Will.." you moan and buck your hips up. "Please.. Please stop teasing."

"Tis so fun to watch thee squirm."

He starts to kiss your neck around the area that he bit you. You wince at the slight pain, making him kiss you there again and again.

The tip of his precum soaked cock presses against your opening. Teasing you with how close he is.

He nibbles your ear. "Too bad we hath broken the cuffs last time. I have not hadst time to get a new pair."

"Maybe you shouldn't be so rough then," as if you don't constantly push him to be rough with you.

"Mayhaps thee stay still," he starts to whisper in your ear. "Thee want to be mine own toy but fail to realize toys moveth not."

His tip finally enters you. He moves slowly wanting to take in the look on your face. You take in a sharp breath as the rest of him fills you up, going past the point of where his fingers reached.

His first few thrusts start out painfully slow.

"W-Will. Please just fuck me!"

"Tis what I like to hear," his voice is soothing, almost relaxing. Then he thrusts into you much harder, jerking your body forward.

"Ahh!" One of your legs wraps around his waist.

Your fingers interlock with his, your nails digging into the back of his hand as he gets rougher. He barely seems to notice.

"Thou are still so tight after fucking mine own fingers for so long."

Your walls clenched around him, wanting to keep yourself filled with his cock.

Hearing his moans only gets you wetter. You try to pull your hands freed from him, not because you want him to let go, but because you want him to grip you tighter.

He moves both of your hands above your head. Using one hand he holds you down, pushing you into the bed, some of your hair being pulled in the process. His other hand grabs your jaw to keep you still for him to kiss you.

You squirm against him, not because you don't want it, you want it so badly, you want all of your body to be touched at once. To have his hands everywhere but also pushing you into the bed.

Once your lips are locked his hand grabs your breast, squeezing tightly before pinching your nipple.

You yell into his mouth, your back arching, your torso trying to squirm away from his touch. This only made him rougher.

Your hips buck as he is thrusting into you. You yell again and try keeping your hips where there are. You're so close. Just a little more. You tighten around him. He moans and his grip on you tightens.

But just before you feel yourself getting to finish he stops. He didn't cum either. You whine and he sits up, looking down at your reddened face.

"W-Will!" You try moving your own hips but it's not the same.

"Do thee think thee deserves it?"

"Yes! Please Will!" You beg and try to spread your legs wider. "P-please fill me. I-I'm your toy, r-remember?"

He lets your hands go and sits up. You keep your hands where they are to keep yourself open and vulnerable.

"Thee are adorable when thee beg," his hands slide down your skin, stopping at your hips. He never takes his eyes off you. "What are thee?"

"Y-your toy."

"Good girl," he pushes your hips into the bed before thrusting roughly into you.

Your toes curl and your nails dig into the palms of your own hands.

Will's hips keep snapping into yours. Now that he's sitting up you try to get a good look at his naked body. You try to see his cock disappearing into your hole. Strands of his hair stick to his face but he stays holding onto you.

"Ahh-hh f-fuck!" You yell loudly as you finally manage to reach your climax, slicking up your hole even more.

Will doesn't slow down, he might have even got faster. You feel your body start to squirm again and try fighting it. You dig your fingers into the sheets under you, bracing yourself. In moments a hot load of cum fills you.

Your body jerks slightly but you keep as still as you can until he's pulled out.

You both pant, feeling warm. Will lays down beside you, waiting a moment before pulling you to his body. Your eyes close and try to relax.

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[theprissythumbelina]

You should use my method of funking up a completely normal name. Like...Hespir, which is just Jasper with a little sex appeal. Yknow? Or maybe you want a religious name for a church person, but I don't really know what the religion is based off so I can't make any recommendations on that.

Guess who's just come up with another [non-POV] Character

:)

Only one?

[eilinelsghost]

Many Lines Monday

Tagged by @thelordofgifs to share a snippet of a current WIP. We continue with Atandil 17:

“Because if thou hadst spoken,” Balan answered in his place, “if I knew of her, then I would understand thy refusal was a simple thing: thou wouldst not risk any bond of soul that might leave thee shackled should thy gods call back their prodigal children.” “It is not true.” The protest fell from his lips in hoarse entreaty. “Anarinya…” “Do not call me that.” Balan’s eyes flashed as he turned back on the other. “What use to me are hollow endearments? I believed I held thy trust, as I have ever trusted thee.” “So much so, in fact, that thou wilt assign the most unworthy of intentions the moment doubt is sown? Short have been the years of our friendship by my people’s measure, Balan. I did not think it kept from thee, only not yet spoken.” “And that is meant to absolve thee? It was no less deliberate. Untold hours have we spent in conversation over this or that, grave or merry—I know the name of the songbird who lodged in thy nursery window and yet hers I’ve learned by happenstance. You may dress a billy in merchant’s robes, but it remains a goat.” “Or damn the butcher with mutton in your mouth. Thou hadst a wife.” He regretted the words as soon as they were from his lips. The sting of them blanched across Balan’s face like a slap and Finrod felt him recoil at once behind his fury—all edges and corners, sharp to the touch.

Tagging in @that-angry-noldo, @melestasflight, @welcomingdisaster, @searchingforserendipity25, @thescrapwitch, and @sallysavestheday if any of you would like to join in.

[nichtschwertart]

Flying Circus "The Falling Stars"

After a successful raid on a Gotha airfield.

From left to right:

Zeal-For-The-Dark-Depths (she/her) - Observer

Lonán Murchadh (they/them) - Pilot (Farmer)

If-Not-For-Silent-Scream-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned "Damned" Seeborg (they/them) - Pilot (Fischer)

Fear-Not Breemer (she/they) - Observer

Thor Lengfeld (he/they/any) - Pilot (Student)

[midwesterngothicmomus]

"Be silent, Týr; to thy wife it happened to have a son by me. Nor rag nor penny ever hadst thou, poor wretch! for this injury." +

"Be thou silent, Frigg! Thou art Fjorgynn's daughter, and ever hast been lustful, since Ve and Vili, it is said, thou, Vidrir's wife, didst both to thy bosom take." Lokasenna is damn funny. And Odin totally doesn't care that only women use Magic, he only cares about the Wisdom Magic can give him.

Listen, Odin makes it very clear that he cares about nothing but wisdom and nothing is off the table as a means to get it. He seduces and marries women. Hangs himself from a tree and cuts one of his eyes out. It's really his driving motivation in everything.

But yeah, Lokasenna is so funny because it's just Loki insulting people in verse. One of my favorite bits honestly. I almost included a flyting in New River but realized writing insults in verse is very very hard and I am not a poet. (It's also legitimately one of the most useful poems if you are trying to work out how gods interact since it goes through so many of them in detail and you can see who defends who. There is no great fight or quest, they're just talking.)

[underestimated-heroine]

You have one week designers make it wrok

[bunnys-beetlejuice-blog]

That post was a bit ago but I wanted to share my knock-off ocs who are also somewhat based off of Beetlejuice and Lydia

100 of years old shape-shifting jester thing whos the literal personification of chaos and disorder with just so many issues meets 10 year old pyschic

Assumes she's her great-something granddaughter due to her having had a relationship with her great-something grandmother in the past. Spoiler alert! She is not, but they already pack-bonded so they chill together now.

The jester is also divorced from the grand spirit of winter, 10 year old pyschic makes a homunculas to be her brother and later adopts a semi-unwilling anxious fishperson into the family. Said fishperson is just as insane as the rest of them are but tries to pretend they are normal.

Its been. awhile since they diverged and the lores kinda insane at this point but I'm balling cringe but free

I LOVE THIS THO? i love your oc's lore.... do you have any pictures or picrews..... i also have a knock off juice who becomes the weird uncle type to a young psychic medium. a rare double knock off combo where the BJ knockoff is mine and the Lydia knock off belongs to a friend of mine and yes. we roleplayed their story and added so much lore it kinda went off the rails. Psychic Medium teen Reggie became an internationally famous popstar known as Reggie Weird and her maniac magic weirdo uncle Thou Hadst been Damned (Damn for short) finds out the god of the universe is his granddad and then Damn sets the hells out of wack by trying to kill the god of the dead Tari (damn's dad) and Reggie gets in trouble with god for helping. Their excuse? That guy sucks. (tari isnt that bad. damn is working thru some trauma) anyways!!!! thank u for telling me about your knock offs i love them

[lilartifex]

Just thought I'd write this post for anyone who hates their own name or thinks a name they've given one of their characters sounds ridiculous.

Because I promise you, whatever it is could never compete with some of the Puritan names out there.

Apparently, the only thing these people didn't fear was humiliation. Unless the bloke down the road called Humiliation turned out to be a serial killer or something. And yes, apparently that was an actual, registered Puritan name.

Some other examples include:

Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon

Dancell-Dallphebo-Marke-Antony-Dallery-Galleiy-Caesar

Kill Sin Pemble

Mahershalalhasbaz

Goodman Woodman

Fly-from-Fornication Bull

Not all of them are like this - quite a few are actually really sweet and still in use today - but still.

Don't be afraid to make up whacky names for your characters :)

[thornshadowwolf]

Puritains like 500 years ago:

If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned is a beautiful name for a baby boy

Search-The-Scriptures is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Safely-On-High is a beautiful name for a baby-

[doggiewoggiez]

Not going ham enough we need bitches named If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned-and-that-would-be-badass

Trans people need to start naming themselves like puritans but like the other way. I need to start hanging out with bitches named Contempt and Decadence and Heresy

[falloutboyyaoi]

I think that instead of our new alters choosing stupid pretentious names like we normally do, they should choose weird puritan names like “Fear-God” or “If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned” .

[nenebot]

Shakespearean insults pt 2

2 Henry IV (2.4.120-22)“Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!"

Henry V (2.1.100)“O braggart vile and damned furious wight!”

Henry V (3.2.30)“He is white-livered and red-faced.”

1 Henry VI (3.2.54)“Hag of all despite!“

1 Henry VI (5.4.30-1)“Take her away; for she hath lived too long, / To fill the world with vicious qualities.”

3 Henry VI (5.6.54-5)“Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, / To signify thou camest to bite the world.”

Julius Caesar (1.1.36)“You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!”

King Lear (2.2.14-24)“A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.”

King John (4.3.105)“O you beast! / I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron, / That you shall think the devil is come from hell.”

Measure for Measure (2.1.113)“You are a tedious fool.”

Measure for Measure (3.1.151-3)“O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch! / Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?”

Measure for Measure (3.2.56)“Some report a sea-maid spawn’d him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice.”

The Merry Wives of Windsor (2.3.21)“Thou art a Castilian King urinal!”

The Merry Wives of Windsor (5.5.60)“Vile worm, thou wast o’erlook’d even in thy birth.”

Othello (4.2.50)“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.”

Pericles (4.6.156)“Thy food is such / As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.”

Richard III (1.2.58)“Thou lump of foul deformity!”

Richard III (1.2.159)“Out of my sight! thou dost infect my eyes.”

The Taming of the Shrew (4.1.116)“You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!”

The Tempest (3.2.29-30)“Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?”

Troilus and Cressida (2.1.10)“Thou bitch-wolf's son!”

Troilus and Cressida (2.1.16-7)“I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than / thou learn a prayer without book.”

Troilus and Cressida (2.1.41)“Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.”

Troilus and Cressida (4.2.31)“Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!”

Troilus and Cressida (2.1.106) “I shall cut out your tongue.” / “'Tis no matter, I shall speak as much wit as thou afterwards.”

i read it all and will use