#thotty rants

[sorchathered]

cock drunk reader and pussy drunk jake cock warming the day he returns from deployment with lotsss of degrading praise

He’d been on you the minute you both crossed the threshold of your shared home, he was to the bone exhausted and mentally drained and he just needed you in the most carnal of ways; it would heal any problem that ailed him he just knew it.

The two of you didn’t even make it to the bedroom, stripped down to nothing with your bodies pressed together. It was just a slow grinding of your bodies, hands and lips lazily roaming over each other as you both basked in the feeling of being connected so intimately.

Tears pricked the corner of your eyes while you gasped and whined and Jake babbled over and over again about how much he loved you and how good you were doing, his sweet little princess rendered dumb and speechless from his cock, how wet you were and he’d barely even started. He loved watching you go completely stupid for him like this, unable to formulate a thought as you let him give and take pleasure.

It went on and on for hours, alternating between cuddling while you warmed his cock and dirty rough fucking with his hand around your throat and you came over and over until you were both spent. He couldn’t think of a better way to be welcomed home.

[majo-tsukiko]

You’ll never convince me that Elias doesn’t eat pussy. That man has the jawline of a thot. Male eaterrrr.

LOOK AT THAT REACHHHH MY GODS

Say YES. That’s all I wanna HEAR

[bootleganimevhsfansub]

Is this a safe space? Good. Teenage Gojo is so fuckin ANNOYING OMG. Like He really seems like the kind of person I would have fuckin HATED in high school.

Like, I'd have called his mama all types of bitches and whores if our paths ever crossed!

[dialoovies]

Istg I just love responding back to diavolo hate with “idgaf he’s hot” like some of y’all try so hard to make him look bad or just a morally wrong character 😹😹 okk even if he was I STILL WOULD NOT CARE FOR FUCKS SAKE HES A DEMON AND I DONT GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS IF HES TWISTED AS SHIT I STILL WANT HIS DI-

[queenofallthingstragic]

Where do you have to go to, to find actual friends?

Or people who just wanna fuck.

[mefismagnificent]

Bloodborne Thought Dump

I love eldritch horror/lovecraftian horror/cosmic horror. It’s such a fucking fun genre to delve into. I always had a budding interest in the genre, but Bloodborne really turned me onto it entirely. Bloodborne is eldritch horror done perfectly in the gaming media. I genuinely think it’s impossible to outdo it.

The gothic setting is perfect, the amazing art direction is perfect, the combat is perfect, you get it. The insight mechanic is fucking immaculate as well; no other cosmic horror game I’m aware of has a mechanic like that that is so well integrated and utilized.

Bloodborne is so masterfully weird, unabashedly so; something I think is required of the genre. Playing into themes of rebirth and birth and death and doing it in such an artful and completely fucking weird way is one of the many things I love about it so much. In no other game will I be able to constantly hear the distant cries of a baby after I have reached a certain threshold of important currency.

and vicar amelia is hot

[sorchathered]

Just gonna bring big dick Pullman back to the dash 😂

Lewis Pullman

pic curtesy of twitter :)

not my gif

[sorchathered]

Thots you say??? Bare with me on this one 🫣

You and Bob have been sneaking around for a few months. He isn’t hiding you, he just doesn’t want to get shit from Hangman. Especially since you are part of the squad and are the complete opposite of Bob - outgoing, snarky, and not afraid of putting Hangman in his place. But he knew Hangman wouldn’t ever let Bob hear the end of it.

One particular night at a get together at Hangman’s, drinks were flowing, the night was relaxed, and sweet Bob was wearing the nicest fitting chambray shirt with a pair of khaki shorts and you were wearing the cutest sundress. Hangman was being his usual self and hitting on you, which made you annoyed, because all you wanted was Bob. Eventually you go to the bathroom and send a text to Bob that you needed assistance with your dress zipper. One thing leads to another and you find yourself bent over the sink with Bob impossibly deep. Surroundings and a door lock forgotten leads to the squad wondering where the two of you went and Hangman being the one to find you just as you and Bob both hit your climax.

🥵🥵🥵

“You could’ve just told me what you wanted sweetheart, didn’t have to pretend something was wrong with this pretty dress.” He said as he nipped at your earlobe and thrusted harder into you, your hipbones would surely be bruised from slamming into the bathroom sink but oh my god you didn’t care, Bob had looked so damn good tonight and it had been a few days since the two of you had been together like this, you needed him in a way that made you feel crazy sometimes. Little squeaks erupted from you as he leaned down to toy with your clit and just like that you were cumming as you gasped his name over and over. Neither of you seemed to notice the doorknob jiggling, and definitely didn’t hear it creek open, that is until right as Bob bit down on your shoulder emptying his release in you a shellshocked Jake Seresin shouted out a slew of expletives. Both of you jumped to try to cover yourselves but it was too late, he’d seen it all and knew about your well kept secret. He’d slammed the door and rushed out, leaving both of you in giggles as you tried to quickly clean up and head back into the loud house party. Later that night when he had finally drank enough to have the courage to bring it up, you would let him know exactly why none of his little flirtatious attempts had worked over the past few months, Jake may have thought he was hot shit but Bob Floyd was not to be overlooked, his quiet demeanor simply a facade. He didn’t take your bratty attitude, knew exactly what to say and how to touch you to make you come undone in minutes and the man had the biggest dick you’d ever seen. Jake didn’t flirt with you again after that and he had a newfound respect for the WSO, maybe baby Bob Floyd wasn’t so innocent after all.

[bootleganimevhsfansub]

I hate you anime niggas the most because yall will excuse ANYTHING for a pretty face. Makima, Mei Mei, Griffith, the list goes on! Yall will literally defend the mangaka's decision to write some crazy disgusting shit all day long as long as they wrap it up with a "sexy anime babe" bow. It's sick.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

So I have Thot brain

Ya know how Auron has big tits WELL

 he needs something to hold them in 👀

I need to stop thinking

Because if I keep thinking

Im gonna act up

[charey111]

Rant time

My play style lately is me switching between playing my MM save file and my multiple alpha saves. I’m still primarily an Alpha girl, but it’s nice to switch it up a bit. Besides, MM is an adorable aesthetic 🥰.

It’s so funny the sheer contrast between the two styles. For example, I’m making a thotty MM sim and it seems no matter what I do, she still looks wholesome asf 😂. Sis looks like she about to go garden 🪴 or join a book club 📕. Not shake ass on a pole and turn tricks 😂🤣.

[seirxi]

new mighty oaks chapter!!!!!!!!!

HSHFDHH thank you for updating me anon!! I follow endor so i saw it on my dash just now too <333

if u want thoughts or art I wont have a chance to read it till monday or tuesday because im drowning in procrastinated homework and con stuff

sending lots of love to endor though, may she survive this fic and have fun with festivities coming up

[peeksoon]

Omfg this uquiz getting out of control omg, I didn't not expect over 500 people to wanna know what kpop thot they are 🙈

[sorchathered]

Sunday morning thots with Bobby and reader just being so incredibly needy for each other but also SO tired after he came back from deployment the night before (and there was not much sleep to be had), yet they can't keep their hands off each other. which means sleepy, lazy morning sex filled with all the emotion they can't put into words 🥹

You couldn’t be sure if it was mid morning or not but you were so tired you couldn’t bring yourself to care. Bob had gotten off the carrier from a six month deployment at nearly two am, after debriefing and gathering his things you hadn’t made it home until almost 4, but the hour hadn’t deterred him from getting exactly what he’d been dreaming of every night in his lumpy metal bunk. He’d eaten your pussy for nearly an hour, sore jaw and aching knees be damned as he watched you writhe and cry until you were an overstimulated mess, and then finally gave you his cock until you’d come half a dozen times and he’d finished in you twice. You should probably get up to shower but you felt boneless, Bob’s warm body splayed on top of yours as the sun filtered through the blinds was just too good of a feeling to be bothered with washing off.

The only indication that he had awoken was the slow glide of his lips across your neck, tongue poking out to lave at your collarbone which sent sparks of desire through you. You ran your hands through his unruly sandy hair as he continued his ministrations, you gasped and threw your head back as you ground yourself up against him, you were already dripping for him from your trysts earlier that morning, finding it easy to raise your hips enough for him to slide right in with little resistance. He groaned and peered up at you, bleary baby blues still hooded from sleep, pressing himself impossibly closer so he could taste your tongue. It was all molten heat and slow thrusts, just lazily grinding into each other as you reveled in the pleasure of being together again.

“Welcome home baby” you said with a sigh as you both came down from your respective highs, Bob’s grin brighter than the morning sun as you both snuggled back into each other.

[exeggcute]

dont feel obligated to post this but you asked on that one post why people accuse staff of being terfs and i dont wanna clog anyone's notifications so im sending an ask kjhgfdsgsgd sorry again feel free to ignore.

there was a situation where some popular blog made an accusatory post about a known member of staff openly having a case of Hogwarts House In Bio on their personal blog and it got hard deleted from the site for "encouraging violence towards staff." nobody could reblog it, the blog responsible for the post was terminated for violating tos, all physical evidence of the post existing (besides screenshots) isn't there anymore, etc. the post was kind of "mean" but in a way that was pretty typical for tumblr so staff's actions are widely considered an overreaction and/or indicator of sympathy for the transphobic population of the site.

okay I do remember when some marketing staffer was "ousted" as a hardcore harry potter fan (which like, to be fair, is reasonably tactless behavior at best and a sign of blatant transphobia at worst... although if there's one thing corporate marketing normies love it's harry potter so my money is on the former here) but this is preeeeetty flimsy evidence imo. like we all know how people on this website are. three days ago people were on the verge of doxxing me because I spent eight whole dollars wrong lol.

I have not read the entire tumblr terms of service because I read enough stupid technical jargon as it is but I am guessing there's some kind of specific clause in there that you can't be a dick to their employees, and even if there isn't I can 100% imagine why they'd delete a post that was directing negative (and/or potentially baseless) ire at an employee. I am also not an HR professional (thank god) but there's probably also something at play where you have to provide employees a safe working environment and that also includes an environment where twenty-somethings in your inbox aren't telling you to kill yourself or whatever.

like, I could totally be wrong! I know this is mostly speculation on my part, but it sounds like the evidence in favor of "tumblr is run by terfs" is also mostly speculation and we're sorta just getting into occam's razor territory here. if the evidence of a vast transphobic conspiracy is that tumblr shut down people who were being mean to an employee about liking what is (regrettably) one of the biggest media franchises in the world but not otherwise being overtly transphobic, my money is on boring corporate bullshit ever time. I can't imagine it even occurred to the people making these decisions that it was gonna come across badly; like, truthfully, I just don't think your average software company employee is tapped into the broader pop culture "guess which famous children's novelist was posting transphobic rants on twitter again" apparatus, let alone the microclimate of this website. the HR team at my work is mostly Extremely Extremely Offline (and very nice) middle-aged women and one slightly thotty gay dude from new jersey.

[bootleganimevhsfansub]

Petah,,, don't turn me into a generic anime girl with no unique or interesting design choices and drain me of the personality fans have come to know and love,,,

PETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-