#thorout

[one-steve-with-cheese-to-go]

The Hobbit: An Abridged Journey

Frodo- What are you doing, weird uncle?

Bilbo- Weird uncle things.

Frodo- I’m out.

Bilbo- Where are you going?

Frodo- Why? Are you writing a book?

Bilbo- Yes.

Earlier

Bilbo- *Smoking weed*

Gandalf- I’ve found you in your natural hobbitat.

Bilbo- Wat.

Gandalf- It is decided.

Bilbo- Mmmm fish.

Dwalin- I don’t like you.

Bilbo- Hwa?

Dwalin- Gimme some fish.

Balin- Your cheese stinks.

Bilbo- Whothewhat?!

Fili- I’m a background character!

Kili- I have an elf fetish!

Bilbo- …Wat.

Bofur- I’m a jolly boy!

Bombur- I have a serious unaddressed eating disorder!

Gloin- My son is a main character!

Other dwarves- We’re here for the quota!

Gandalf- :D

Dwarves - Bilbo is a wimp with good food.

Bilbo- A band of foreign home invaders just ate all my food!

Gandalf- You’re being really rude to my friends, Bilbo.

Thorin- I want the thing.

Gandalf- All we need is an expendab- I mean, “expert” burglar to steal the thing. This is our most reasonable course of action.

Bilbo- Nothing reasonable has happened in the last four hours.

Bilbo- *Wakes up*

Bilbo-…

Bilbo- Baggins.exe has stopped working.

Bilbo- Took.exe initialized.

Bilbo- *Sprints fast enough to outrun a group of mounted riders*

Not orcs- *Howling like orcs*

Bilbo- Oh no! Orcs!

Fili and Kili- They’re gonna getcha!

Thorin- Dumbasses, that’s not orcs.

Balín- btw Thorin killed Azog.

Bilbo- Ah! My king!

Thorin- Shove it, wimp.

Not orcs- Haha! We were orcs the whole time!

Radagast- Poison! Spiders! Nature has neither of these things!

Spiders- Hello new friend! We just moved here and-

Radagast- Foul creatures!

Spiders- Wow, rude.

Gandalf- Something ate this farmer.

Thorin- Good thing I’m not a farmer.

Gandalf. -_-

Fili and Kili- We lost the ponies.

Bilbo- How do you lose ponies? Where did you leave them?

Fili and Kili- By some trolls.

Bilbo. -_-

Trolls- Ponies!

Bilbo- Expendabexpert burglar on the job.

Troll- Hey look! A people!

Bilbo- I’m an Expendabexpert burglarhobbit!

Dwarves- Leave our Expendabexpert burglarhobbit alone!

Trolls- No.

Dwarves- Drat!

Troll- I have no idea how to actually rotisserie meat!

Troll- I eat clothing!

Troll- I like to sit on my pancakes!

(You’re my friend if you get that reference)

Bilbo- They have worms!

Troll- Yew wot???

Troll- Oh gross, worms! Oh well, back to snot soup.

Gandalf- PAIN!

Thorin- Where’d you go?

Gandalf- Spent the night with my good friend Old Toby. Let’s get some swords.

Bilbo- These swords are way too small for the trolls.

Balín- You think they used them as swords?

Bilbo- : |

Bilbo- :((

Gandalf- This one’s my favorite!

Radagast- Beard Daddy!

Gandalf- What’s the shizzle my wizzle.

Radagast- Spiders!

Gandalf- Oh fizzle!

Wargs- *Warg sounds*

Gandalf- Orcs are on the hizzle!

Radagast- I’ll outrun them! At least until I come down from that primo weed you gave me.

Orcs- It’s dwarf season!

Wabbits- What’s up, doc?

Orcs- It’s wabbit season!

Dwarves- *Scurrying sounds*

Dwalin- We got away!

Kili- I can fix that.

Gandalf- I found a hole!

Elrond- Welcome to Rivendell.

Bilbo- Civilization!

Bombur- Food!

Kili-Elf booty!

Gandalf- Read this.

Elrond- It says you’re in trouble.

Galadriel- Why hello, Beard Daddy.

Gandalf- :D

Saruman- My oeuld friend.

Gandalf- :,D

Saruman- You’re a pothead and Rads is a shroomhead.

Gandalf- I’m a pothead with friends. Anyway here’s a knife.

Elrond- Don’t like that knife.

Saruman- Back up, wtf did you just say to m-

Galadriel- Thorin is Thorout!

Gandalf- Thorry.

Dwarves- The hills are alive with the sound of violence!

Hills- *Comitting mountaincide*

Mountain- *Dies*

Dwarves- We’re alive!

Bilbo- I’m alive!

Thorin- You’re a wimp and I don’t like you.

Bilbo- :(

Goblins- Free dwarves!

Goblin king- Before we kill you, I will sing you a song.

Balín- Could you skip to the part where you kill us?

Bilbo- I found a hole.

Gollum- Goblinses!

Goblinses- *Dies*

Bilbo- Hey look, Jewelry!

Ring- What the what?

Gollum- Bagginses!

Bilbo- If you want to eat me, you must answer my riddles three.

Gollum- I lost my precious!

Bilbo- This precious?

Gollum- I lost my Bagginses!

Bilbo- *Sneak skill increased*

Thorin- I told the hobbit he shouldn’t be here and he left! >:(

Bilbo- Who’s the wimp now?

Azog- Still you.

Gandalf- PAIN!

Azog- VADOK!

Everyone- Egad!

Thorin- *Flashbacks*

Azog- *Flashes*

Thorin- My back!

Bilbo- If you want to get through me, you must answer my-

Azog- Die.

Eagles- *C*****g*

Azog- :O

Dwarves- We’re alive!

Bilbo- We’re alive!

Thorin- We’re best friends now! Let the internet shipping begin!

Bilbo-…Wat.

Smaug- I smell plot.

Credits

[doppydopplinggillygone]

It's a sentient tree who gives everything it has to a little kid who grows up thorout the story until the tree just a stump. It's supposed to be a real sad story because by the end the tree has nothing

OH..... I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT TREE GIFTS AND HEALTHY THINGS SO IT WOULDNT BE SAD.....

[newsiesjathrine]

Nics

Faith

Grace

Kate

Gibbs

Abby

Ducky

Mcgee

Ziva

Jimmy

Jack

Kasie

Jessica

Jenny

Vance

Tony

Ellie

Nick

Reeves(Clayton)

Alex

Maddie

Kelly

Kayla

Emily

Johnny

morgan

Tobais

Jackie

Ncis new orleans

Naomi

Dwyane

Laurel

Chris

Sonja

Meredith

Loretta

Sebastian

Patton

Tammy

Hannah

Quitnten

Connor

David

Jimmy

natilie

Ncis la

Chris O'Donnell

G. Callen

Main

Peter Cambor

Nate Getz

Main

Recurring

Guest

Recurring

Guest

Daniela Ruah

Kensi Blye

Main

Adam Jamal Craig

Dominic Vail

Main[a]

LL Cool J

Sam Hanna

Main

Linda Hunt

Hetty Lange

Main[b]

Guest

Barrett Foa

Eric Beale

Main[c]

Eric Christian Olsen

Marty Deeks

Guest

Main

Renée Felice Smith

Nell Jones

Main[d]

Guest

Miguel Ferrer

Owen Granger

Recurring

Main[e]

Nia Long

Shay Mosley

Main[f]

Medalion Rahimi

Fatima Namazi

Recurring

Main[g]

Caleb Castille

Devin Rountree

Recurring

Main

Gerald McRaney

Hollace Kilbride

Guest

Recurring

Guest

Recurring

Main

Ncis hawaii

Alex

Julie

Maggie

Carla

Jane

Daniel

Ernie

Kathrine Marie "Kate"

Jesse

Kai

lucy

Rizzoli and isles

casey

lyida

Jane

Maura(dn)

Angela

Vince

Barry

Susie

Nina

Frankie;;

Tommy

Tj

Sean cavangh

Constance

Hope

Calin

Womens murder club

Linsday

Claire

Cindy

Jill

Adein

Elena

Payton

ariel

The truth of a secret

NCIS special agent Todd has a secret that could but the whole team into danger what happens when the news about the death of her dad triggers her powers to become stronger then she ever thought she could she will need to tell them before the nemesis of her youngest sisters best friend strikes again with a changed up mo she will have to reveal the secret to the rest of the team that doesn't know but how did the team take it.

One day after the news and secretly harnessing the new straight over distance training with her sisters (who became stronger as well )and a phone call she decides to tell the team one by one. Helene goes to sleep peacefully in her Alexandria apartment and Kate follows suit in her dc apartment while back in the sisters hometown Maura and Jane follow their night routine falling into bed side by side as they have done for a long time now back in her Beacon Hill home. The next morning Jane and Maura are faced again with the sculpting change in mo and Helene is enjoying a peaceful morning yoga session with both of her sisters and Jane’s as well. After yoga they all go off to work and Kate with a renewed sense of determination to help rid her sisters best friend of her personal nightmare she walks into work and sits down and goes though the files as the rest of the team filters in and she decides to go downstairs to train a bit more before Abby comes in to work. After finishing the training it hits her who it is with the files maura has sent over along with Claire’s on Lindsay’s personal nemesis she races back upstairs to the team all drowned in their own work and Salone waiting for her

Hey Kate whats up i've been waiting

Sorry Jack i was training and going though Mauras and Claires files and i found something

Then what is it Kate

Um i can't say because, she says gustering to her working team mates behind her and what will they think

Katie it won't matter their your family like the Rizzoli’s are mine they haven't treated you any differently sense they found out like my family you owe this to us we all have faith in you,Maura’s voice whispers though her necklace as Jack smiles and nods at Kate's smile and calls the attention of the bullpen

Gibbs and a majority of the team minus Tony looks at Kate's body language and face and smiles and he breaks the silence and gently says what do you got Katie

The jackpot Gibbs the victims all shows signs of multiple serial killers as you all and dr . Mallard after consulting dr. Washburn in san francisco the calling card of the kiss me not killer but if you all could note the missing hands and slit thorout the calling cards of Dennis Rockmond who recently kidnapped dr Isles the chief medical examiner of the commonwealth of massachusetts my home state and the calling card of the surgeon Charles Hoyt who is known for escaping for one condition and to kidnap bpd detective Jane Rizzoli four times for the last time on his deathbed with the me Dr.Isles so it is by my and Ducky’s personal and professional opinion to call them in because there is an fbi card and dna of agent Gabriel Dean on the body who knows all of these details thanks to captain connors and the warehouse shooting and unrelated but subsequent death of both Paddy Doyle jr. and sr and one of which only has three children with mend ceo and founder Hope Martin her only daughter Cailin Martin is a pre med student at bcu as she had previously believed the triplets to be dead but Paddy sent them to Constance and Autor Isles who are both well off in their own way she smiles at her family's photos and whispers to each of them a solo message to her dad you did what you could to protect us were the only thing you'd protect more firmly than your grasp on the city thanks for the letter dad well each read it when where ready i miss you we know you loved us in your own way and made sure Maura and we are safe you ended the terror and had them all turn themselves in each to life setnatnces to her mom and half sister we all love you we knew Maura would be the one to save you but you've made up for lost time see you both when i'm in town and to her mother and father the ones that raised her we all love you you protected us you got me here Helene to bcu and Maura to her best friend see you at the next istation mother thanks for trying and father thanks for trying to heal that rift between us love you both. She smiles and nods to Ducky”make the call as you already ran this by everyone who needs to know. She smiles with slight trepidation until she feels her surge of power knowing her sisters are safe a few hours later.

4 months earlier after Jane and Maura reconciled after the accident. At work the day after Kate loses balance with McGee and Torres on scene immediately knowing her sister over exerted herself and almost leads to her fainting but Gibbs helped them set her down and whispers in her ear(tell them katie) she nods and grasps the gem out of her necklace that hold the outfit that shows her true life and her real family.

Guys i need to show you something but you need to promise me not to tell Tony i can't risk him knowing this

They nod

She smiles and hugs them then here we go she lets the gem go flowing above her head shining brightly as ever and encases Kate in the light changing her outfit and hair to her half sisters hand made leather jacket her leather skirt with black tights and combat boots with a tight fitted dress with a irish flag pin and the crown from her bio dad as the eldest and her mothers bracelet and the choker of mend that they all have and Maura has the headband and Helene has the crown as does Maura they each have their own specially made crowns

Mcgee looks shocked Kate whats going on

Tim i'm not taking my birthright none of us are there all dead or in jail with life threatening harm

Torres us what do you mean by us and what the hell is your birthright

Kate smirks and leans against the tree conjuring all of her patience

I'm the eldest of three Helene Ruyanon Tenured professor at bcu in our homestate and Maura Isles the chief medical examiner of the commonwealth of massachusetts and i'm an Isles not a Todd i didn't want our name to push me ahead i wanted to work for it as did Helene. Maura the youngest and the youngest student in med school top of her class but I'm actually not an Isles weather me and my sisters are adopted. She waves her hand and her normal curls form and her hair slightly lightens while keeping its natural shade. She smirks at the confused looks on their faces and glances over to Gibbs who notices the look in her eyes and backs the team up

Let me show you boys my birthright follows me. They nod dumly and Kate's smirk turns into a smile and she pushes off the tree abruptly grabs their hands turns them into the tree she grabs the gem that the three of them have time to tell you what happened yesterday Jane and Maura reconciled after an accented after our dad's death in the wherehouse swipe he would have shot her but then he wouldn't have anyone to protect his youngest and the princess of the family Maura our mother always had thought we were dead but now with what's happened she knows we aren't but it was for the best with Paddys enemies after us at the time now that's all ended

Wait a minute Paddy Doyle head of the most feared Irish mob in Boston found someone to have kids with can I see something Kate

Kate smirks always Tim don't worry I can change back so he won't know what do you want

Your finger for a print running through the database

You don't believe I'm his eldest abbs has the DNA to prove it and the tunnel of hope in sariavjo

Yes I do Kate and it's true but it's still you none of you are like him

No if anything Maura's like our mom Kate says as the gem shifts her back to her outfit and lands in her hand to be placed back in and she smiles at Gibbs getting back to work he comes up to her just as Tony's arriving to whisper proud of you Katie Tony will know in due time. Kate smiles and nods at his ghost and Gibbs smirks go crazy Kate just make it subtle Doyle

Father daughter share mirror smirks and Kate works away as Tony comes to her side

I told you you'd pay for yesterday well my friend was injured and nows that time I have a little friend she nods at the ghost of her father and he begins the day of crazy and in the end he leaves with one prank with his eldest and this message keep up the good work and help protect your sisters love you my girl she smirks as she sets the last prank up before activating it with the family powers.

A few weeks later after the crazy baker case and Maura didn't want to abandon Jane so they trained together but this time kate had decided to train by rearranging her desk on her break when Jack and Grace walked back downstairs after their appointment and Jack smiles at her keep it up Kate each of you are using your powers for what's needed

It took a few months but the team took it well and they were all more accommodating to her power surges and that leads us to now with her and helene soundly sleeping and or medatanting from the strength of knowing that her sister is safe and with Jane

Gibbs is next to her and says tony needs to know and she smiles in agreement the mind message me and jack should get going if want to meet her. A year after the case they have all moved to be closer to Maura.Kate settles down with her sisters and they each think back to that let those letters that they got one from their mom one from their dad. So as happy for your wedding as I am and I am , I can't wait for the wedding and don't worry Tony won’t know I promise you.

She smiles and nods.

6 months later at the wedding in which both of their mothers and their dad and the whole of the homicide division and crime lab as well as one of Jane's informants the entirety of the rizzoli clan minus frank and almost the whole of the ncis crew and Helene and Cailin and Jill, Cindy and Claire along with Lindsay and Serena and with Abbie. This was the party

Susie was her maid of honor then Isla and Lilly with her sisters along with Cailin as bridesmaids and Jane’s best person is Vince with Barry and her sisters are up alongside the happy couple with the crowd smiling and Angela, Constance and Author along with Hope are crying happy tears. As the event draws to a close they head off on their pre approved month long leave in Paris and promises to help each other train well the others do what they can in the states

A month later they return home Kate to her ever present job with happiness and more pictures to put on her desk as she feels comfortable with the pictures being out because her family knows and that's what matters to her. So this is the order of photos her with her sisters, her mother and the triplets with Constance and Author, and her with the wedding party and the crews as well , Cindy, Jill, Clarie with the wedding party, and a rizzoli family photo as well and of course the solo photos with jane and her sisters and her own as well. The team filters in as Kate finishes up with her family magic in placing the photos on her desk the team that was at the wedding smiles at Kate’s clear happiness for her youngest sister minus Tony she spends that morning training and talking with Jack then she heads back down to make true on the promise to her sister of sketching the wedding party using the wedding family photos as a reference point. She happily sketches away when she answers the call from Linsday who she almost instantly sparked up a kinship with.

Hey Kate

Hey Lins what's up i'm working on the thing i promised Maura

Good good see you in town when your done

Always

She smiles as she ends the call and gets into sketching the family around the wedding party and while she finishes up with Cailin Tony walks up to the desks after his lunch break.

Whats up Katie what are you doing

Sketching and making true on a promise and i have to add color

Abby smiles at the paper and says looking good Katie and I can't wait to see the finished product. It's looking just as good as that day.

Thanks Abbs and of course you will im just about done with it ill be done by tomorrow and i'm taking a sabbatical for a few weeks to help them move Angela and enact their secret plan

Fun

Yep considering they already started and succeeded and Helenes down there with her baby drama

Well tell them congrats from me and the team will fly down toward the end of your sabbatical just promise to keep me updated

I will love you all of you

While in their home town the family will be split four ways and Angela has moved about a month before Helene had her Baby Boy Jackson and Jane and Maura came clean about their plan knowing that they couldn’t hide it any longer. This is the text she sent her the day of each of those events along with a little of the surprising news themselves.

She got it done we each get a fourth of the estate and a fourth of MEND. and everything is going well

Congrats Kate

And Angela is all moved out and they are going to have to tell her considering that their having twins a two lovely girls and their considering naming them after their sisters so yay and Helene’s about ready to pop

Congratulations im glad shes moved out we should be down before the twins are born

Ok plus they framed the picture. And Lindsay and her crew and Abbie and Serena arrived today

Yay. and she also sent her a photo of Jackson the next day with this text he's here he looks just like Helene and you know who has no idea that he exists but he has no rights but welcome the newest member of my family Jackson Michell and he is the cutest and he came home last night and met the whole family even TJ except you guys So were all losing sleep right now.

Yeah i won’t tell the team

Good just a few more weeks for the twins less than two months

Be down soon

[hjbender]

Is there really no relation with Thorin Oakenshield? 🙊 I mean the stubbornness, the temper, the bravery... would it not remind Loki of someone... 😳

Hmm, a handsome prince

with long glorious hair and a beard

stubborn as an ass

with a temper feared by friend and foe alike

known for carrying a certain weapon

brave and loyal

initials are T.O. and uses runes to communicate

ferociously protective of his kin and friends

has suffered loss of both family and home

Hmm...

“Nope,” says Loki, “terribly sorry, doesn’t ring any bells!”

[kili-of-erebor]

Types of uncle

ThorIN:

ThorOUT:

@thorin-thrainson

[paintball169]

The Lost Al Ghul

Chapter 3 - Billionaire's Son

A/N : Absolute Tim & Damian Fluff.

//Damian Pov//

It had been a few weeks That Talia had dropped him off at Father's Place.

But it wasn't the same without Ukhti. Sure he had new siblings, but no one could replace her. No one.

First few days, He spent training in his room or in the garden. Grayson eventually coaxed him to come out eventually. He met all his siblings eventually.

Then he saw Tim. He was so much like her. He reminded her so much of her. He was smart just like her. He was Silent just like her. He looked like her. Pale complexion with bluebell eyes. He had the same hollow look in his eye. Just like her.

He loathed Drake, He got thrown in flashbacks every time he saw him. He knows he shouldn't hate the foster kid, just because he reminded him of her. But he couldn't help it. It was the Pit.

He tried to talk to Drake once, after he'd calm the pit down for good. Drake Flinched. So did his sister back then.

He curled into himself. What was the point to live here? He got everything here, his father was loaded. His grandfather was never fond of spending wealth. He liked it here, only the uncanny resemblance of Drake to her. He had everything, Pets. Which the league never allowed.

//Tim Pov//

Tim knows he shouldn't avoid Damian, just because he tried to kill him once. That too under the influence of the pit.

Tim triggered something in Damian. And the Pit did it's job.

He saw the look on Damian's face once he realized what he did. Horror.

But Tim flinched when Damian tried talking to him. Damian Curled into himself as soon as he saw the flinch. His face soured. He had to make it up to Damian.

As much as what the other boy believed, it was Their both's fault in this.

As he turned around the corner, he saw damian, absolutely panicking, and the paparazzi hoarding him. So he did the only logical thing.

" Hey! Who wants my my Sweatshirt? Go get it!" And he pulled damian away as the people began fighting for the sweater. He knew how much they valued celebrity owned items.

There was a barely audible thank you from Damian. He beamed.

He started out immediately wincing at his words, " Hey, Dames," He totally looked like an awkward teenager.

He continued. "I'm sorry for avoiding you, I know you've been trying to talk to me. Look, I know it was the pit rage that made you attack me. It's okay. But I want to know what triggered the pit, so I can control it. " He smiled softly at the child.

And at that Damian Broke.

He Spilled everything, about his sister. And how she died.

Another sibling gone, without meeting him. His face soured. He hugged the kid who was sobbing.

He wasn't the demon's heir now. Nor the son of Bat. Nor the billionaire's son. He was just Damian now, a kid, who lived thorout horrors.

He couldn't be there for his unborn (dead) sibling, he'd be there for his new baby brother now. They were brothers.

Author's Note

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[fooloffatook]

thorin thorout

[btsfestivities]

Durin

More like durout.

Thorin?

More like Thorout

No regrets

[chloeedelasimone]

- Nastassia ! C'est amusant cette tenue. On dirait un flamant rose ! - Une flamande rose, oui !! Parce que, faut qu’ j'te l’ dise, Rogojine : j'ai décidé d'être Belge. Je viens d'en demander la nationalité. - Ah bon… Mais … Pour quelle raison ? - J'pourrais t'répondre que c'est parce que j'préfère une bonne bière à n'importe quel apéro et qu'il n'y a que là-bas qu'on gère son approvisionnent par pipe-line, sous je-ne-sais-plus-quelle ville ! Ou parce que c'est un des pays au monde où il y a le moins de MacDo par habitant. Ou encore parce qu'en festivals électro, ils étaient précurseurs (Werchter, Thorout…) J'pourrais ajouter que c'est parce qu'ils savent prendre leur temps : regarde celui qu'ils ont mis à former leur gouvernement ! Ou parce qu'ils savent être humbles et farfelus : j'te rappelle qu'ils ont choisi un pti gros qui pisse pour emblème de Brussels. Ou parce que là-bas, il n'y a QUE dans les BD qu'on fait rentrer les gens dans des cases ! Ou enfin parce que je n'aime pas pédaler dans les cotes ! Mais c'est simplement parce que les (véritables) Speculoos sont mes biscuits préférés. Alors, autant aller à la source ! - Je comprends bien. Mais tu as pensé à Meert ? Le magasin est précisément au coin de la rue, juste là ! (photo prise rue du Parc Royal) #GouvernementBelge #Speculoos

[marfiola]

Kinda goofing around during the cosplay competition at Kutnowskie Dni Fantastyki ( Kutno - Poland).  So... which one do you prefer?  #thorin or #thorout ?

[nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

[chocoboiii]

That's what happened to Bilbo last night

[hjbender]

I apologize in advance but the first thing that went through my head about Loki/Thranduíl having children is that they may get the hair of Cruella DeVille, lol! Also, if there is ThorIn there with them, would Loki start considering his brother as ThorOut? I think I need some sleep, sorry! 😂

THOROUT I--

And the Elvenfrostlings 🤣

Suddenly all I can think of is a litter of baby skunks 😂🦨

[kitty-kat-14-fangirl]

:'D I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER RN OH MY GOD

[muchymozzarella]

[romythe]

I love this kind of puns *cackles*