#thor! kathony

[folk-melody]

Fandom Gift Basket on dreamwidth was revealed yesterday! I was given two fics as gifts by two wonderful people :D

Kate/Anthony from Bridgerton feat. marriage of convenience and pining by scintilla10: here

Thor/Valkyrie from MCU feat. adoption by misura: here

Check them out and leave some love if you want!

[newtonsheffield]

Anthony as Thor is the ultimate himbo and I am here for it

Imagine Anthony just walking around Mary's house shirtless carrying Newton, happy as can be like "Kate! You're home! Newton and I had a most excellent day today! We helped your mother make barfi! And we had a shower and I used that contraption that blows hot air, and look how fluffy he is!"

And Kate's just panicking because, even if this man isn't a god, he sure looks like one, and he's clutching her very cute dog to his chest and visually it's just a lot for her to take in so she practically screams "Put a shirt on!" taking Newton, who yes, does look very fluffy, her cheeks burning when her fingers brush against his abs.

Mary's watching the whole thing like: 👀👀👀👀👀 This is better than a movie! Katie! Get some!

And Edwina's like: So what if he's a little insane! He's very hot! And sweet! And he really likes you!

Of course, when they find out he really is the god of thunder after he and Kate are already sort of kind of together

Mary's like: My Grandchildren are going to live forever

Edwina's like: My sister is dating an actual superhero. He has a cape, And a helmet

And Kate's just like: Yeah my boyfriend is a god 💯💯💯💯💯💯

[newtonsheffield]

So @primrosesjemma asked me what I thought of a Kathony Marvel AU and

Now this exists!

✨Midgard ✨

The Anthony and Kate Thor AU that no one asked for!

It's also on Ao3!

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“Mother, Please!” Anthony’s voice had broken through the clamour of court, pleading with her up on the dais. His mother’s eyes looking sadly down at him, her mouth a tight line, his siblings avoiding eye contact, regret etched on Colin’s face as their mother spoke.

“I’ve tried to teach you, Anthony. And I’m sorry that I’ve failed you, but something has to work.” Her voice had been grave as the hammer was snatched from him, her voice whispering “Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” Her arm shot out the hammer flying away from the throne room, spinning through space.

“I’m sorry, Anthony.” And then Danbury’s staff tapped against the floor sharply, and Anthony was surrounded by colour, falling through space, panic gripping him, and everything went dark as he crumpled to the ground.

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“Why do we have to be out here so late?” Edwina’s voice groaned beside Kate, from her position in the backseat, her legs hanging from the window. “The beach look exactly the same at night as they do during the day.”

Kate sighed, her paintbrush moving over the canvas in broad strokes. “You know that’s not true.” Edwina rolled her eyes again, returning to her book. “And I never asked you to come with me, you piled in the car before I could stop you.” Her voice dry.

“Someone has to make sure you have some fun!” Edwina tutted, her book hitting Kate on the back of the head.

“You know, Eddie some of us actually enjoy our jobs.” She swatted at her sister. “Not all of us are boring professors.”

“I enjoy my job very much thank you, I’m moulding the minds of tomorrow.” Edwina said primly.

“Oh and how well moulded they must be by you and Indiana Jones Jr.” A smirk rising to Kate’s face as Edwina’s hand swatted at her.

“Matt’s a nice guy! And he’s really sweet. You could stand to meet a nice guy Kate. How long has it been since Jack?” Kate made a noncommittal noise. “That means too long.”

Kate sighed, eyeing the storm rolling in on the horizon, standing from the easel and packing her equipment away.

“Well Edwina, some of us don’t have handsome men fall out the sky for them.” Kate said dryly flicking her sister on the ear. Laughing as her sister’s beautiful face crumpled in a frown, sitting up, pulling her legs from the window.

“Well at least we got to see that.” Edwina said suddenly, her face a little awe-filled as a bright beam of light shot overhead, all the colours on the spectrum woven together lighting up the sky. Kate felt her mouth drop open in surprise, at the sudden beauty of it.

“What do you suppose that was?” Edwina’s voice shook a little. Kate cleared her throat.

“Probably the aliens coming to reclaim you.” Kate said sarcastically, snapping the boot of her car closed. “Come on, Let’s get home.”

Thunderclouds crackled over head, causing anxiety to bubble in Kate’s stomach as rain started to beat down on the roof of her car, the windscreen wipers swiping against the glass, still obscured. Kate shifted her glasses nervously.

“Well this came out of nowhere.” Edwina said quietly. “Are you okay?”

“Of course. Why wouldn’t I be?” Kate replied quickly, ignoring her mounting panic.

“You know why.” Kate’s eyes shot to Edwina’s only momentarily, but apparently it was long enough.

There was an odd cry outside the window, a shard shout of “DANBURY PLEASE!” And a man appeared directly infront of the car. Kate swore loudly, spinning the wheel quickly, the tyres sliding across the road, too much water, Kate’s heart pounding as Edwina screamed, and then the back of the car collided with something with a sharp Thud!

Silence engulfed the car, Kate and Edwina breathing heavily.

“Did you… fuck,Kate did you hit him?!” Panic climbing in her voice. “Oh my god, you did. We’re gong to have to tell Mum that we murdered a man. How is she going to face the aunties?!”

Kate took a deep breath, and forced down her own mounting panic. “I didn't hit him! I tapped him. Lightly! And he was in the middle of the road! He nearly killed us! And he might not be dead.”

“Well we’re going to have to check!”

Silence engulfing the car again, as Kate took a deep breath, the thunder crackling overhead again, as she stepped out into the rain, her glasses covered instantly.

“Stay here, Eddie.”

She made her way slowly across the road, the headlights of her car illuminating the man’s form laying in the road, as she rushed forward. The man was tall, she could tell his long legs crumpled beneath him as she knelt over him, her hands reaching to touch his face.

“Sorry, Sir?”

His eyes flew open, brown eyes pinning her in place, his wet hair falling over his brow.

“Where are we?” His voice like rough velvet. Relief washing over her. Her victim was conscious and responsive, at least Mary wouldn’t have to discuss her jail sentence over tea. Though he was blinking very confusedly.

“Burnham?”

A frown settled more throughly on his very handsome face. “Where’s that?”

Nerves settling in her stomach again, “Somerset. Sir, we need to take you to the hospital.”

“Midgard.” He seemed to groan, Kate felt her brow furrow.

“England.” She said slowly. “Sir can you just get in my car so I can make sure you aren’t going to die. My step mum doesn’t really need to see me get arrested.”

He shook his head, looking at her curiously. “Your human medicines won’t work.” He said abruptly, standing pushing his hair back from his face, stretching.

Kate felt confusion grab at the edge of her consciousness. “Right. Well, I’m really going to have to insist.”

“You hit me with this contraption and now you’re concerned?” He questioned.

“You walked out into the road!” Kate said indignantly, taking hold of his arm and attempting to drag him towards the car.

“Madam unhand me!” He said, his eyes wide with surprise.

“No! I don’t know who you think you are, but we are going to the hospital.”

“Anthony. God of thunder.” He said, smiling brightly, disarming Kate as she slipped on the wet tarmac surprised by his statement, his strong rms steadying her. “And you are, human woman?”

Kate’s mouth fell open a little.

“Cleopatra.” She said sarcastically, a little in disbelief. Anthony regarded her carefully.

“Why do I not believe that?”

Kate had opened her mouth to respond when a tap to his shoulder cut her off. He turned politely in the direction, his eyebrows raised.

“Hello, Sir, Anthony, God of Thunder. I-” Edwina started

“Hello!” He responded politely. Edwina looked baffled.

“Hi. I’m Edwina. Sheffield. I’m really sorry we ah… hit you with our car. But if you could just unhand Kate and get in the car so we can make sure you aren’t going to die that would be amazing.” She smiled charmingly.

Anthony looked between them carefully. “Why do I not think I have any say in the matter?”

Edwina smiled again, taking him by the hand and leading him towards the car. “Oh you don’t.”

“If I come with you, will you help me find my Mjolnir?” He said suspiciously, the rain still beating down on them as the three of them got in the car.

Kate looked at Edwina confusedly What the fuck is happening? Edwina shrugged, bemused.

“Sure, Anthony. We’ll help you find your Mjolnir.” Edwina said placatingly, the same voice she used with the neighbour children when they fell over.

“Excellent! Let’s go to this hospital then!”

And as Kate pulled back out onto the road, she couldn’t help but wonder if aliens really had come.

[newtonsheffield]

Midgard anon here (also coincidentally the Princess Diaries anon too) if you want to write it- go for it :) Also heck yes to Mary freaking out and accidentally inviting a god into her home

Okay so there are now Four of us that want more of this, We're growing!

i’m definitely down for more midgard btw! it’s too chaotic to pass up

Mary being absolutely horrified that her children hit a man with their car, she invites him to stay, and Kate's like "Mary, you can't invite a man to stay with you, where you live alone! Anything could happen." Mary's just like "Very sweet of you to be concerned for my virtue sweetheart."

But Kate really doesn't want this man living with her step mother alone, he thinks he's a Norse god, he could be dangerous! Mary feels this is a stretch as he's currently looking absolutely delighted with Kate's dog Newton, greeting him with "Hello! Long Dog! Your Tummy is very low! Kate! Your dog is very like a loaf of bread!" But Kate decides to move back home just in case, and sparks are gonna fly as they look for his mjolnir.

And when a storm comes he holds her close and tells her he wishes he could make it all stop for her, and the next time he tries to pick up mjolnir, he can.

[newtonsheffield]

Hey Molly, hope you have a better day today- for the record I loved Midgard!! It had really clever writing and would love to see more of it- if you chose to continue it.

Hey,

I am not having a better day today, but thanks so much for your thoughts! Maybe tomorrow! To my patient who told me I was getting “too skinny” yesterday (which, poor thing, didn’t realize her eyesight had gotten that bad!) I say

“Thanks it’s the stress!”

Ahh Midgard, the shame of the AUCU. I have to say you and I might be the only people who want to read more of it!

Do I desperately want to write Mary finding out her children hit a man with their car and inviting him to stay? Yes! Because I think it would be very funny. Kate walking in on Anthorny I’m the shower? Perfection.

But I don’t know, Maybe!

[newtonsheffield]

that kathony marvel au fic made my day!! i loved it so much!!!

Ahhhh! I’m so glad you liked it!!

Thor is my Favourite Marvel superhero and I couldn’t resist the opportunity to have Kate and Edwina be completely baffled by this strange man’s behavior!

Funfact! Chris Hemsworth sold me a Big Mac once when I was a preteen and it shook young Molly’s world! This was when he was on Home and Away and they used to send Home and Away actors to work at McHappy day. Super nice guy!

Anyway, I might write another chapter of this! But I’m glad you liked it anyway!

[newtonsheffield]

Just a head’s up: this weekend the AU nobody asked for or wanted is coming.

Yeah, it’s my Kathony Thor AU.

An-Thor-ny. God of thunder, knows how to wield a hammer. Cast out of Asgard by his mother to learn humility.

Kate, a naturally skeptical artist who doesn’t believe in anything not scientifically proven who maybe accidentally hit a man with her car while she was out painting the night sky with her sister.

Edwina. Edwina as Darcy Lewis enough said.

Colin as the god of mischief who’s just out to have a good time, no world domination here.

[newtonsheffield]

I love your work! I've been thinking about a Kathony Marvel/Star Wars AU. Do you have any ideas?

*clears throat*

Hear me out:

Kathony Thor/Jane Foster AU

I literally CANNOT stop thinking about it!

Anthony as the slightly spoiled God of Thunder cast out by his father, comes to earth and meets Kate, a natural sceptic of all things not scientifically proven. The bickering, the banter. The wild unresolved sexual tension. Colin as a Loki just intent on mischief, not destroying the world!

I will also accept Kate and Anthony as Antman and The Wasp. Not only because Antman is a fantastic pun for him, but also because these two as a crime fighting Duo???? I want it Baddddd.

Oh damn. I'm gonna have to right these now aren't I???

@mimozka did write an INCREDIBLE BatCat AU here and it's AMAZING!

Also Lucy and Gregory as Han Solo and Leia Organa. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!