#tho shin kamen rider did it for me

[brbgensokyo]

i dont like being a hater about this bc its a case of me genuinely not being in the strike zone for it but every allusion/reference/homage to kamen rider is way cooler then the actual source material

[thankyoumskobayashi]

Where am I in the Heisei Era?

nowhere bc I was born in a year without a Kamen Rider

Kuuga: Watched all but 1 episode. And I need to read the novel. And the manga.

Agito: I got through at least 13 episodes, then forgot where I was. It was very funny to me despite being from the "serious" era of Kamen Rider.

Ryuuki: got through maybe 15 eps? Was depressing I will wait to finish it.

Faiz: I only know 3 things abt Faiz and have never watched any eps of it. One is that theres Orphenochs (horses? Who Knows), there's a part where he steals a tennis racket to fail a serve then walk away silently, and then there's this quote: "If I'm hesitating, while people are dying... if fighting is a sin, then LET ME BE DAMNED!!!" Eventually will get around to it, if only to understand Redol's jokes

Hibiki: Watched the beginning years ago. Still haven't watched the rest, still mad at Producer Shirakura for his hostile takeover. Joe Odagiri (Godai Yuusuke from Kuuga) was so fuckin' valid boycotting the series in solidarity for Hibiki's cast.

Blayde: Watched all of it, his final form is a misnomer

Kabuto: Watched all of it, I thought Shoji Yonemura was too cruel to his side characters.

Den-o: Watched all of it and loved it. Why does Ms. Kobayashi hate pianists?

Kiva: Haven't seen any of this, but he cameoed in Den-o movie Climax Deka so I know what he looks like.

Decade: Started it but didn't finish it. I think I was afraid of early Heisei spoilers. Gackt's voice will ensure I inevitably finish it.

W: Got to like episode 15 or so. Forgot where I was in it. Some parts of it are very emotionally intense, so I have to space it out or become overwhelmed.

OOO: One day I will watch all of it. Today is not that day. I did get most of the way through.

Fourze: The first season I watched. I will always be proud of my space kids.

Wizard: Eventually I will finish Wizard, probably once I get far enough to meet Mayo Man.

Gaim: HHHHHHHHHH. WHEN I HATE MYSELF I WILL WATCH GAIM.

Drive: Eventually I will watch this and see what all you weirdos were rambling abt with the belt and Shin.

Ghost: Forever proud of my dead gay sons!!! Akari was my favorite from this season. Finished. I'm never watching the movies tho bc I don't trust Toei not to ruin it completely. The Pac Man movie was a fever dream.

Ex Aid: Watched all of it, clearly written by a Shoji Yonemura fan

Build: One day, for Kenji Kawai, I shall finish it.

Zi-O: One day, for Woz, I shall finish it.

[thankyoumskobayashi]

ssp investigates ama-no-gawa high and naomi follows yuuki to the rabbit hatch but shin and jetta get lost by the real rabbit hatch so they call naomi. she meets the kamen rider club in the new rabbit hatch and goes on a moonwalk with them. then gai shows up and gentarou befriends naomi and gai and jetta and shin (who he led to the rabbit hatch 2.0). then they all go to the moon and hang out and since theyre all memes they decide to recreate the here comes another chinese earthquake 999 999 999 !?!?!?!?!?!?!? snake? snake snaaaaaaaake? john madden john madden etc video. naomi says it would get their page a lot of views while fourze uses his pen switch to draw the shit from the video. it takes weeks and during that time juggler is pissed bc he can sense gai is going into space but he cant figure out HOW (he doesnt know what an astro switch is). finally the ssp and krc are about to film the last of this stupid thing before Editing Hell and juggler pins gai and demands he stay on earth to fight the latest kaijin and gentarou appears all buddy-buddy and juggler gets even more pissed offand sword fights him. rocket and drill vs fast sword. kengo throws him stealth and gai makes sure juggler doesnt intercept the throw. with stealth at least juggler cant see him, but that doesnt solve gen's problem of not seeing where juggler is. birgermeal cant pick him up bc hes moving too quickly. meteor shows up to knock juggler over w his blue light bc fuck this shit Just Let Us Do Filming Already. then they riders fight juggler until he summons a kaijin out of frustration and gai steps in and transforms and they're all like 'whooooaaaaaaa big ultra' and he does the nod thing and keeps it away from their school. meteor's techniques dont work on someone who moves faster then the speed of light unfortunately and fourze is a dumbass who yells his attacks before he does them. theyre getting beaten up, and gais timer starts flashing. he changes from specter zefron into hurrican slash and beats the kaiju and flies over as a human to stop juggler from stabbing fourze and meteor. he fights juggler in the sports fields to stop him from bothering ssp and the krc as they go to the moon. the football team watches their battle in awe. finally gai and juggler find themselves fucking in one of,those changing rooms and then gai changes and leaves. he goes to the moon but juggler goes on his "why doesn't he want to fight me 24/7??? he's the light to my darkness" rant meanwhile the others have gotten set up and gai is ther to hold the microphone on the moon but the boi has no concept of filmmaking so he waves it into the shot more often than not. they have several snack breaks, party games, jetta blogs from space, miu shares being in charge with naomi, yuuki, jetta, gentarou, and jk geek out together, kengo, tomoko, and shin are already discussing theories, shun is talking with gai, ryuusei is hanging sort of with both the nerds and the strong idiots. everyone is space friends and the riders and ultra think each other cool. miu and naomi will work on the editing together. these beautiful idiots somehow get the idea to make gai transform on the moon just to see if he could breathe in ultra form or if he needed a space suit. so they all suit up and go outside and watch the fusion up and it's so pretty amd bright, juggler sees a temporary twinkle in the sky down on earth. and he realizes that gai is somehow on the fckn' MOON. meanwhile the next day everyone goes to the rabbit hatch and juggler follows them bc he can. he cant figure out the old storeroom tho. he has never been to high school in his life, and if he did, he skipped every second of every clas. anyway, he follows them and gai's like " crap i have to fight him" just to keep juggler from wrecking the rabbithatch 2.0. with his pen astro switch fourze writes "creep" and "idiot" on juggler's face and he is Not Amused. but naomi and miu and jk are. juggler goes around touching shit (yuuki hides the nuggyroicas just in case) and posing while smirking for gai. gentarou tries again to befriend him, but he doesnt have friends. gai takes him outside where he goes ultra and pushes juggler back to earth. by the time the editing is done juggler has fought gai 59 times and he watches the video with vague lack of expression. gai wasnt in this wtf (he was suit actor 4 actually). and the show had way too much repetition. the camera sometimes shaked too. gai battled juggler a lot to keep him from destroying th rabbit hatch