#thisrat

[npdlangley]

i jhate my life why was i born at this rate

[forgetmenautical]

guys thpbeyre gonna take my aromantic card at thisrate.

[limblcss]

When Razordbeard reached for his ring, Ramon started to retreat his hand and with the other, push the admiral's hand away, using all his strength, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡, 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭. 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲!!

“ 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝙾𝙵𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶, 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝚁!! 𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠!! ”

Threatened Ramon to the Admiral as he just heard the shoot, looking back at the captain, his eyes narrowing more and more, why was she interested in him keeping his wedding ring ﹖𝑂𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝘩𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑜... 𝑜𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑑 ﹖

The Ex-Actor grabbed on the bars again, he will never see his family again at thisrate... he doesn't give up on the idea, even tho it breaks his entire heart and soul, he hopes that they are strong enough to hang in there, he will find his way to them, in one way or another. He will return home.

“ 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢!! 𝙼𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚢... 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎... 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚘... 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚘!! 𝙸𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚝, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜!! 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚖𝚎!! ”

𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰... 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦... 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...

The Black Lum and Razorbeard turn to look at Ramon as he began to plead for his freedom. The Black Lum snaps her fingers and Grute brings over the coffer he was carrying. He sets it down beside The Black Lum and she lifts the lid. Thousands upon thousands of gold coins and jewels were inside.

Razorbeard's excitement began to grow as he began to approach. He reached in to take a coin into his hand. Upon inspecting the legitimacy, he flips it with his claw like thumb before catching it within his hand. The Black Lum's eyes showed an expression of pride, as if a smirk was there despite unseen.

"Let's talk business, Admiral. I would like to save you the hassle of putting him up for auction. I have use for this one, care to negotiate? I'll even start with an offer: One. Hundred. Thousand."

The crowds surrounding the auction let out another gasp, but in amazement, the offer seemed to shock even the admiral himself.

"You are offering all that up front!? This prisoner really did pique your interest!"

"Do we have a deal?"

"Damn right we have a deal!!! Pleasure doing business with you, my beautiful captain!"

The Black Lum began having Grute assist with counting up the correct number of coins to pay Razorbeard. The Admiral goes to the cage and unlocks it to release Ramon. The robot then began to reach over to the wedding band on his finger, trying to slide it right off his finger.

"I don't think you'll be needing that old thing anymore."

As the admiral fought with Ramon to remove the ring, Grute gets the captain's attention by calling her. He motions with his head over to the struggle. The Black Lum suddenly draws a type of flintlocke, firing some type of electrical charge shot at his feet.

A weapon capable of permanently shutting down the circuts of the Robot Pirate, a portable version of Ramon's gun from back home. The Black Lum's voice dropped to a deeper tone.

"I paid for him as is. That includes any article of clothes, down to the lint in his pockets. Don't you dare try to swindle me like that again."

The entire crowd froze in place, including Razorbeard himself. He began to very slowly back away from Ramon, allowing him to approach the one who had just bought him.

[straightyuri]

Oh god

[wine4thewin]

EvilPeaches Shadow & Bone Fic Masterlist

All my S&B fanfics in one place, listed by pairing. Please be aware, the majority of the tags are not listed here, but you’ll see them on AO3.

Lies Like These

Rating: M Tags of Note: Aleksander POV, Smutty man thoughts, he does the thing with his tongue & Alina likes it Complete Summary: He wonders if she’s ever felt the touch of a man before. If he’ll be her first- because he’ll have her, one way or another.

…and if he’s not her first, he’ll certainly be her last.

Paint It Obsidian

Rating: Hard E for dark, disturbing themes + D/s Tags of Note: Darkfic, Criminal Underworld Darkling, Street Rat Alina, Modern AU, WIP Summary: Aleksander Morozova may be beautiful, but his world is not. It drips with sin, blood, and a distinct lack of morality. He’s dangerous. Corrupt. He’s a powerful man, and powerful men have lovely treasures.

Alina Starkov is about to become one of them.

Forgiveness Doesn’t Taste Like This

Rating: Hard E Other pairings: Darklina, Fivan Tags of Notice: Angst, SLOW BURN, Gratuitous smut, 140K words, Heavy Plot, immortality & amplifiers, long timeline so many tags Complete Summary: Being amplified, the way they are, means more than just being powerful. It means watching everyone you love die.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo / more under the 'keep reading’!!!

What Hides in the Heart

Rating: E Tags of Notice: Pre-canon, Pre-relationship, Angst w/happy ending, Complete Summary: They’ve been friends since forever and somehow it only took one night to change it all. Fedyor isn’t thinking about it. He’s not. 

Just like Ivan is pretending everything is fine, pretending it all never happened, with all the emotional tact of a complete rock. Fedyor almost isn’t surprised, but he’s not down with this pretending game. Not one bit.

The Empty Halls

Rating: T Pairing: Fivan, slight background Malina pining, hint of Darklina Tags of Notice: Jealousy, public BJ, Alina POV / Alina realizing that Fivan is a thing. Complete Summary: Alina isn’t adjusting to life at the Little Palace. Hells, she doesn’t want to. She may as well be a prisoner that they’ve ordered Genya to politely dress up as a guest. It’s like a sick dog and pony show and it just doesn’t end. Mal is the only person she needs and he’s the only person she can’t have at her side, trapped in this new, odd place, full of strange people, no matter how welcoming most of them are. She’s a mapmaker, but frankly, navigating the tricky relationships in the Little Palace is the last thing she really wants to do. 

She's noticed one thing for certain; the friendlier Fedyor is with her, the more unpleasant Ivan becomes.

As the Moon Chases the Sun

Rating: T Pairing: Fivan Tags of Notice: Pre-canon, Pre-relationship, jealousy, lust, Zoya & Ivan being awful people together way more tags Complete Summary: Prequel to ‘What Hides in the Heart’. Zoya does not give good motivational talks. Ever.

This Bed Has Three Sides

Rating: Hard E Tags of Notice: Modern AU, Dysfunctional poly, jealousy, Past Darklina, Lots of Bickering, P w/Plot, Dirty Talk, Light D/s, Extreme Smut. M/M/F and eventual M/F/M. way more tags WIP Summary: All relationships have their struggles. Especially relationships like this one. If you told Alina Starkov months ago that she’d end up in bed with not just one, but two men after her ugly breakup with Aleksander Morozova, she would have laughed you down the street. 

She never imagined her post-breakup life would be this risqué.

Easy, Steady

Rating: Hard E Tags of Notice: Modern AU, Pegging, Established Polyamory, Pw/Feelings, Dirty Talk, Extreme Smut Summary: Fedyor wants her to top tonight, but not in the way Alina’s expecting. (part of the ‘This Bed Has Three Sides’ AU)

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

EXTRAS

Once More, But With Actual Feeling

Rating: E Pairings: Ivanlina, Fivan, slight Fedyor/Alina, Darklina, Darklina/Alina/Ivan Tags of Notice: Angst, Bonus Scenes from other fic, Smut, love triangles, so many more tags Summary: They've all been in the darkness for so long, they've forgotten what it's like to walk in the light. But sometimes...sometimes things taste better in the dark. All the bonus and deleted scenes from Forgiveness Doesn't Taste Like This will be posted in this title, each chapter featuring a specific pairing. Many of these will be explicit in nature. More pairings to be added, more tags and chapters to come.

[atomic-taco-muffin]

The Legend of Hana Chapter 106

Warnings: Gonna split the resting scenes into multiple parts here. Trust me on this

Rating: SFW

Everyone had gathered before Yen Sid in the Mysterious Tower.

“At last, we are all assembled. First: Sora, Hana, Vanitas, Yui, Roxy, Lily, Era, Rumi, Riku, Donald, Goofy, Mickey, I cannot thank you enough for what you have done,” Yen Sid said and the twelve bowed their heads. Yen Sid’s owlish eyes moved to the others. “And you, Aqua and Ventus: we are fortunate to have you back.”

“Thanks. I only wish we could have returned to help sooner,” Aqua replied and turned to the others beside her and lowered her head in thanks. “We're grateful to all of you for rescuing us.”

“Thank you,” Ventus added.

“I feel bad for letting you guys down. We tried, but we still haven't found Terra,” Mickey said, somewhat downcast.

“Don't. He studied with Master Eraqus, just like us. He's our responsibility,” Aqua responded. She looked over at Ventus, Lily, and Era, and the four shared a reaffirming nod.

“Mickey told me that you saved me in the realm of darkness. I should have gone to help you right away. But I was too inexperienced. I'm sorry. I know that I let you down,” Riku said.

“No, just the opposite,” Aqua shook her head.

“Did ya know Riku's a true Keyblade Master now?” Goofy interjected proudly from the side.

“That's wonderful.”

“The King, too,” Donald added.

“Good for you!” Mickey laughed bashfully at the compliment. Xemnas cleared his throat, gaining everyone’s attention.

“Not to ruin such a wonderful moment, but since is winter and close to Hana’s birthday,” he started.

“Ugh! You had to remind me?!” Hana groaned.

“Anyways, it is tradition in our family to host a winter ball. But, since our father took over my castle, we don’t have a place to host it,” Xemnas finished.

“Along with our makeup wedding,” Xigbar added, wrapping his arm around Luna’s waist.

“Well, we can have it at my castle. It might not be what you would envision it, but I can certainly try,” Mickey said. Xemnas thought that it was a good idea and gave the King the go ahead.

“Then it is settled. Mickey, have your staff prepare a wedding. On the morrow, , you journey to the fated place,” Yen Sid responded. The heroes nodded and they all went their separate ways.

                                                         ☽✧☽✧

Ventus and Aqua descended the steps of the tower together beneath a dark sky twinkling with distant lights, dressed for the wedding.

What Aqua is wearing:

What Ventus is wearing:

“The stars here are so beautiful. I noticed it when we arrived,” Ventus said.

“Yes,” Aqua agreed, then joined him in looking upward.

“We've gone without this for so long.”

“I know.” Ventus seated himself on the steps next to Aqua.

“I remember dreaming a lot. Of you and Terra. Of Sora and his friends too, I think. And there were some more people I didn't recognize. Oh, and I saw these weird animal creatures! It's like...I've been part of some big adventure,” he said. Aqua sat down beside Ventus and hugged her knees to her chest, being careful of her dress.

“I've been places, too. But pretty soon...things'll be back to normal,” she replied, sounding almost as if she was trying to convince herself that was true. Ventus’s reaction was to pull his Wayfinder out of his pocket and hold it up to the stars.

“Let's share stories when Terra's back,” he said. Aqua pulled out her own, held it to the sky, and nodded. Suddenly, a portal opened and a gorgeous carriage pulled up.

“Wow. Mickey really went all out,” Ventus commented. One of the castle servants opened up the carriage door and Ventus and Aqua climbed inside. With that, they headed over to Disney Castle.

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

as someone who has played with crayion ai and gotten insane monster creations .. this is DEF not AI.. AI has a weird ass uncanny vibe to it..

this attitude is very toxic towards artist man we cant just accuse everyone of using AI .. and since when do we need a AI fandom police? yes stolen art is bad but This is just going to discourage people from drawing. and of course you idon't owe that stranger a thing .. i think its very entitlted of people to insist they see proof of your work .. its such a weird guilty first and innocent later mindset that is very blah to have.

quick sketch of Azula

[burnt-toast-life]

well. at least childewill probably have another rerun at thisrate ; u cansave for that. regardless; u WILL get childe. and u knowwhat? his weapon too, and great artifacts 4 him. real.

Man I don’t wanna wait for another rerun for him 💀 and thank u winejdjs I’m trying. So hard.

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Keith smirks as he resumes pounding into him. "Ngh, at thisrate you'll still be taking cock when they come to get the breakfast cart. Maybe I'll let them have a turn too. How does that sound, daddy watching as a stranger fucks your used ass?"

@coolblueprotector

Keith soared through the skies, red black and purple scales gleaming in the light. Shiro, the dragon who had trained the prince, and Lotor, a smaller dragon due to his half human heritage, flew alongside him. They were not too worried about conflict since it was a small town, but Lotor was curious about humans, and keith needed two dragons with him to carry things.

The young dragon spotted the town, eyes widening as he glided down to land. Two human dragonets - no, they were called children - and one…rather handsome human adult were tied up. Keith’s hesrd hissing as his scales steamed. Temperature rising in fury. He stopped at a nip from shiro though, calming as much as he could before landing and looking at the captured humans, growling as he heard soft cries from thd children.

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