#thisisnthappening

[eric-sadahire]

Hi honey, how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

I've never worked there. Stop saying I work there.

[thehelltheory]

Cogito ergo sum - This isn’t happening

I am You.

Your concience. Your subconscious. What hides beneath the skin and muscles and tendons. Inside your bone marrow.  Behind eyelids in deep sleep.

I was given the gift of thought so I thought I’d be nice and give you something in return. The gift of being.

I can only speak to you, so let’s make our conversation worth our sacrifices. I hope you’re ready.

[kolorowooka]

Boli mnie głowa, ręce i nogi. Mięśnie, kości, paznokcie, włosy, zęby i serce. A najbardziej dusza. Anna Onichimowska #dzieńNietakidobry #wtorekpotworek #dzieńbólu #migrena #głowa #szyja #całeciało #zespółZBCC #zajebistybólcałegociała #odcięcie #itsnotme #thisisnthappening (w: Kraków Old Town) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGRc0yVHgG_cXO9TGHXHWtGyw1kWD7TE_azCtA0/?igshid=ddc487rogrou

[shownus-biceps]

Hi, there is this thing that you reblogged where Ed talks about Jonny and Colin's singing abilities... Do you have any idea if it's real & do you know where it's from? The original poster haven't used tumblr in like a year, so I couldn't ask them

I do not really know sorry! It was probably when they posted on their website back in the day I’m gonna answer this publicly to see if anyone knows

[endlessly-in-love-with-you]

How can you feel so lonely,

Yet be surrounded.

I’m tired of restarting and restarting again.

It should’ve never faultered to begin with.

[comedybawse-blog]

Don’t get me wrong....I ❤️White People,(y’all make good pants 👖)but I still have a difficult time trusting White Boys in BACKWARDS caps🧢🧢🧢(smells like trouble) . . . #crazycomedythoughts #thatonetimeatbandcamp #thisisnthappening #thatfratlifetho #netflixisajoke #dopeindubai #flyindubai #allthingscomedy #looseunits #funnymemes #memeking #funnyaf #funnyasf #COMEDYBAWSE (at Bur Dubai)

[thatbitchchuck]

Rona free. Finally. Still not quite myself. To those who threw caution to the wind to take care of me, from my heart, thank you. ❤ For the rest, losing their damn minds, know the following: 1. Negative test Stop acting like I'm a leper🚫 2. No fever Never had a fucking fever. I NEVER cracked 98.7🥵 3. No oxygen I'm coughing because I can't breathe😨 People acting like I'm so unsafe. Right now, I'm the safest person to be around but, that's cool. You stay six feet over there.🖕🏻 #COVID_19 #Cooties #Rona #NoWay #IFeltFine #ThisIsntHappening #GirlsWithInk #Tattoo #Tattoos #TattoosOfInstagram #Ink #Inked #InkedGirls #akf #SPN — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3IluoPP

[kasek]

Any dietary requirements?

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#tyres #glutenfree #thisisnthappening #sign #lookingdown #beauty #butlerstyres #instagood #beautiful #photooftheday #neighbourhood #picoftheday #composition #igers #igersDublin #iconicDublin #instagramersdublin #loveDublin #thebest #documentdublin #InstaDublin #StoryOfDublin #Dublin http://bit.ly/2fAP0Lo

[thehelltheory]

Lost Hero - This isn’t happening

It’s exactly what it sounds like. There is no happy ending. We are brought into this world to suffer. This is the life our maker has intended for us, but i chose to rebel. I am the antagonist, the bringer of chaos. This mistake you call a world, I will make it my priority to destroy it, to tear it apart. Good souls often rot in the dept of their own vessels, crushed by disappointment and rage as hope dies. You can’t live to be a hero. To be a hero you have to perish. Sacrifice yourself for the greather good or stay alive and become everythng you swore to fight against, like a cell refusing to succumb, becoming cancerous. I didn’t want to die, my friend, I wanted to breathe. I hated god, so I became it.

[javasparrowvs]

I'm literally so scared watching the polls of this election. I've officially laid down on the ground and started crying. Tonight is going to be a long one.

[thatbitchchuck]

When you need to reset your modem but walking that 15 feet will be like crossing the frozen tundra and you don't have a guide or any snowshoes. 🥶 🚶‍♀️ 🏔 #COVID_19 #Cooties #Rona #NoWay #IFeltFine #NoSymptoms #NowImSick #ThisIsntHappening #Cox #CoxSucks #FML — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/30OotBl

[thehelltheory]

Rust and Blood - This isn’t happening

What is this? This is the first time in years I feel disgusted by something and still have to force myself to endure it. I promised my twelve year old self I would never let it happen again. Yet. Here I am. I woke up in another world today, disassociated from the reality I’ve lived in until now. Lost in a place that doesen’t exist that is not even a place. See, when you lose your way to somewhere you still end up somewhere else even if you haven’t seen that somewhere before. Even when you get lost in time you can still pinpoint your past and your present. The awful thing of getting lost nowhere where time doesn’t exist is that you start to question whether you too exist or not. Whether you’re alive and sentient or just an inanimate object living a lie. When you get lost nowhere you lose track of the past, the present doesn’t matter and future isn’t real, it will never happen. I’m afraid I didn’t get lost today. I was never where I was supposed to be, I never got there. And my parents are worried sick, blowing up my phone with calls but I will never arrive. Cause I’m not here. I don’t exist. This isn’t happening.

[futuristicpaperdelusion]

"We do it in an interesting way," Carter tells THR.

When The X-Files returns to Fox in 2016, the show's core partnership will be fractured: in the time since viewers last saw Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully (Gillian Anderson) -- in 2008 feature, I Want to Believe -- the franchise's central pair have broken up.

"We do it in an interesting way," The X-Files creator Chris Carter tells The Hollywood Reporter of his decision to break up the popular couple. "We play with that relationship [in the event series]. We put some of the tension back in that was relieved by them being together. It added to the storytelling opportunities. It’s something that I came up with; I had been thinking about it. There was always talk of [breaking them up] if we did another movie."

Source: hollywoodreporter.com

Can someone PLEASE kill this man! How do you break up the perfect couple in an “interesting way”????

[shaneestumbler]

Sometimes people are so mean t

Sometimes people are so mean to me that it seems unreal as if I was in a horror film and they got paid to say that. They treat me so badly that I feel it's unreal and they must have been paid to say that. But it is really no horror film, and sadly people are just that cruel.