#thisisnthappening

[eric-sadahire]

Hi honey, how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

I've never worked there. Stop saying I work there.

[thehelltheory]

Cogito ergo sum - This isn’t happening

I am You.

Your concience. Your subconscious. What hides beneath the skin and muscles and tendons. Inside your bone marrow.  Behind eyelids in deep sleep.

I was given the gift of thought so I thought I’d be nice and give you something in return. The gift of being.

I can only speak to you, so let’s make our conversation worth our sacrifices. I hope you’re ready.

[kolorowooka]

Boli mnie głowa, ręce i nogi. Mięśnie, kości, paznokcie, włosy, zęby i serce. A najbardziej dusza. Anna Onichimowska #dzieńNietakidobry #wtorekpotworek #dzieńbólu #migrena #głowa #szyja #całeciało #zespółZBCC #zajebistybólcałegociała #odcięcie #itsnotme #thisisnthappening (w: Kraków Old Town) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGRc0yVHgG_cXO9TGHXHWtGyw1kWD7TE_azCtA0/?igshid=ddc487rogrou

[amazingkierahowell]

OMG @jacksepticeye NOTICED ME! I can't breathe... Help... How does anyone get through this!!!! I can't right now, this isn't happening. #tumblrreblog #jacksepticeye #jacksepticeyetour #jacksepticeyenoticedme #noticedme #reblog #how #thisisnthappening #why #ahhh #canteven #thisisthebestdayofmylife @jacksepticeye

[the-chris-kirkham]

Late again, but here’s my yearly #Inktober the 2nd tribute to Radiohead’s Kid A (released Oct. 2nd, 2000). Was feeling “How to Disappear Completely” something extra today, so I went with it. I don’t usually emote negative emotion through drawing, but this turned out alright, methinks. ••• #inktober2017 #radiohead #kida #tribute #music #classic #art #drawing #illustration #pen #ink #copic #imnothere #thisisnthappening #howtodisappearcompletely

[pazuzutits-up]

So today I heard about the dismally inevitable and rather naff sounding #remake of Jacob's Ladder. I've been fancifully wondering if this is simply another ironically sly clue from my fading brain that the mystifyingly irrational, insane, topsy-turvy nightmare-logic that rules our current reality is actually just moment-of-death bardo! Makes as much sense as anything else... I wonder how I died? Hopefully suffocating in a Louis Theroux/Tom Hardy sandwich... #jacobsladder #brucejoelrubin #adrianlyne #thisisnthappening #bodyhorror #mindfuck #occurrenceatowlcreekbridge #ambrosebierce #momentofdeath #phenomenology #epistemology #hieronymusbosch #timrobbins #cinema #film #bardo #movie #hyperreality #simulacrum #maya #illusion #reality #baudrillard #umbertoeco

[shownus-biceps]

Hi, there is this thing that you reblogged where Ed talks about Jonny and Colin's singing abilities... Do you have any idea if it's real & do you know where it's from? The original poster haven't used tumblr in like a year, so I couldn't ask them

I do not really know sorry! It was probably when they posted on their website back in the day I’m gonna answer this publicly to see if anyone knows

[endlessly-in-love-with-you]

How can you feel so lonely,

Yet be surrounded.

I’m tired of restarting and restarting again.

It should’ve never faultered to begin with.

[comedybawse-blog]

Don’t get me wrong....I ❤️White People,(y’all make good pants 👖)but I still have a difficult time trusting White Boys in BACKWARDS caps🧢🧢🧢(smells like trouble) . . . #crazycomedythoughts #thatonetimeatbandcamp #thisisnthappening #thatfratlifetho #netflixisajoke #dopeindubai #flyindubai #allthingscomedy #looseunits #funnymemes #memeking #funnyaf #funnyasf #COMEDYBAWSE (at Bur Dubai)

[thatbitchchuck]

Rona free. Finally. Still not quite myself. To those who threw caution to the wind to take care of me, from my heart, thank you. ❤ For the rest, losing their damn minds, know the following: 1. Negative test Stop acting like I'm a leper🚫 2. No fever Never had a fucking fever. I NEVER cracked 98.7🥵 3. No oxygen I'm coughing because I can't breathe😨 People acting like I'm so unsafe. Right now, I'm the safest person to be around but, that's cool. You stay six feet over there.🖕🏻 #COVID_19 #Cooties #Rona #NoWay #IFeltFine #ThisIsntHappening #GirlsWithInk #Tattoo #Tattoos #TattoosOfInstagram #Ink #Inked #InkedGirls #akf #SPN — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3IluoPP

[kasek]

Any dietary requirements?

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#tyres #glutenfree #thisisnthappening #sign #lookingdown #beauty #butlerstyres #instagood #beautiful #photooftheday #neighbourhood #picoftheday #composition #igers #igersDublin #iconicDublin #instagramersdublin #loveDublin #thebest #documentdublin #InstaDublin #StoryOfDublin #Dublin http://bit.ly/2fAP0Lo

[ronnydevylder]

Reimagined By @itspeteski Text By @glenna_opt Original By @jacquenodell #reimagined #repost #dontweall #thisisnthappening #therapysession #commix #commicbooks #instavisual #instalike #visualidentity #visualrepost #positivevibesonlyplease #i❤️reading

[thehelltheory]

Lost Hero - This isn’t happening

It’s exactly what it sounds like. There is no happy ending. We are brought into this world to suffer. This is the life our maker has intended for us, but i chose to rebel. I am the antagonist, the bringer of chaos. This mistake you call a world, I will make it my priority to destroy it, to tear it apart. Good souls often rot in the dept of their own vessels, crushed by disappointment and rage as hope dies. You can’t live to be a hero. To be a hero you have to perish. Sacrifice yourself for the greather good or stay alive and become everythng you swore to fight against, like a cell refusing to succumb, becoming cancerous. I didn’t want to die, my friend, I wanted to breathe. I hated god, so I became it.

[rafeny]

#canitellyou we are at the edge of our seats. And it's not looking good. 😱😱😱#thisisnthappening #electiondayjitters (at New York, New York)

[javasparrowvs]

I'm literally so scared watching the polls of this election. I've officially laid down on the ground and started crying. Tonight is going to be a long one.

[thatbitchchuck]

When you need to reset your modem but walking that 15 feet will be like crossing the frozen tundra and you don't have a guide or any snowshoes. 🥶 🚶‍♀️ 🏔 #COVID_19 #Cooties #Rona #NoWay #IFeltFine #NoSymptoms #NowImSick #ThisIsntHappening #Cox #CoxSucks #FML — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/30OotBl