#this xame from a dream i had last night

[junespriince]

Renegade and Phoenix au (,,,, name in the works)

Bruce: Deathstroke, this ends here.

Wally, Phoenix, sighing roughly: me and A said to not use that line, use those ears for something else then what you do use them for, and you sir, *pointing at Slade* it 3 in the morning, I have school in the morning and he has theater at 1pm, this better be worth it or you're swimming with killer croc.

Jason, as Robin, on Phoenix shoulders: yeah! Like he said!

Slade: I have a new sidekick. One to put a hurting on you. Renegade, come in.

Dick, comes out, deadpan, no mask: sir.

Bruce: another teen won't do anything, Phoenix I— ... Where he go?

Jason: near the new guy.

Slade: wha-

Wally, sped over to Dick, (after putting Jason down gently) grabbing his hand with his: you are positively beautiful, are you free tomorrow? Because I will be, free, tomorrow, or any day of the week really, name the place I'll steal his card and treat you like you deserve, I *Dick puts a knife to his throat, Wally, bites his lip* so wedding in Vegas or wherever?

Bruce: Phoenix, he's the enemy!

Wally, glares at Bruce: dude, you literally have flirted and babygirled your way through enemies and heroes, hush I'm talking to beautiful, gorgeous over here!

Slade: you can't date him, he's trained to kill you!

Wally: maybe someone as boring as you find it like that but that's not a solid case for me.

Slade: I trained him to gut you!

Wally, to Dick: baby you can have my heart and my spleen I don't care, sell my organs! Just one date!

Slade: do you have an shame!

Wally: no, not really, but you should walking around like you're top dog or something, barely a Pomeranian.

Dick, snorts: I thought you said he wasn't funny.

Slade: he isn't!

Wally: well, hard to take a joke when you are the joke. Fungus face.

Dick, laughing: you know what, yeah, I am free tomorrow, meet me at the pier around 8.

Wally, happy, elated even, if had dog tail it be wagging: I'll be there!

Slade: what the hell just happened.

Bruce: I... I can't ground him, his aunt from the grave will kill me...

Jason: can we go home now?

Bruce: I.... Yeah sure.

[if-only-we-could-read-it]

I had at least two creepy but interesting dreams last night and one of them is definitely going in the wip folder. It came with a built in arstgetics trailer and EVERYTHING. (Involving playing cards and green smoke). [dream under cut]

Basically i was doing some work at this big... house? Hospital?? I reffered to it as The House in my head but it was huuuge so Idk. i think i was tutoring someone but i got lost on the way out of the building and just accidently walked into someones bedroom and they offered to show me out. Anyway i think maybe a magician lead some kind of cult? But also all my info about him xame from Knowing not from seeing anything in the dream.

I brought a bunch of people (family, mostly) back to prove something to them and we discovered that if you tried to walk from the carpark to a mcdonalds outside of it youd keep getting turned around so you were back on the other side pf the carpark. Eventually my sister pointed out that ither people can leave and at that moment two people who i think came from the building walked past outside and i followed them from in the grounds until i found a gate that i could duck through to get out, then left everyone at the building while I followed the two people.

I ended up going up some stairs over a railway so that i was standing on a ledge over a massive ditch/hole carved out below on the other side of the track. There was a platform next to me with a bunch of people on it that was walled off from me but one guy on it was apparently someone id been?? Flirting with?? Or something? I think it was someone i *liked* at least and he was wearing a wedding dress and kept saying i looked nice in white, and i realised that id somehow changed into a white dress so i was just there like ‘uhhh thanks’ while also being v creeped out. And then i looked into the hole and there was a massive crowd of people and i somehow knew,.. or had a vision or something... that the magician guy was going to turn some ‘substances’ into vapor or smoke so everyone, including him, would inhale them and it wouls help with his illusion magic and i also realised id seen him inhale the vapor before so i turned and ran, and at some point my clothes returned to normal and ran back to The House. We all started too head back to the car and some guy (who i guess was part of the people o originally rounded up to help me? But also he knew more about the house than us so idk?) was listening to me try and explain what happened and was like ‘let me guess. You were older and now youre married to someone’ and i was like ‘no, but... close? Someone was in a wedding dress??’ And he was like ‘hmm’ in a knowing way and then i woke up.

It was weird because it was like i was missing a bunch of context for the dream that i shouldve known, or that id like dreamed it before?? Idk. But i definiteky want to expand on it and make it into a wip of some kind.