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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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beestards · 2 months ago

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One detail I loved about isat was that once you progressed through enough of the game, the number of loops would start to skip over each other. At one point I skipped from Loop 77 to 82, and I was staring at the screen in shock because. Five whole loops??? The implications of never quite knowing or remembering what happens in those missing loops are terrifying. It's a small detail but it adds so much to the player's immersion. We're six feet deep into Siffrin's mindset, and they've BEEN forgetting things. With the loops skipping over one another in random increments and having that split-second disorientation (did the loops just skip or are you misremembering?).... truly the Siffrin Experience.

#every time the loops would skip i would start losing it alongside siffrin #though i missed it the first couple times until my sister pointed them out...#its such a cool thing to include in the game #especially because you never know how many loops you would skip. 2? 3? 5?#what is the maximum number of loops that skip?#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #isat spoilers

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phantomoftheorpheum · 7 months ago

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Julie and the Phantoms being one of the most heartwarming and feel good shows I've ever watched, while simultaneously having the most absurdly tragic premise will never not to be funny to me.

#jatp #julie and the phantoms #i'm sorry maybe it's just me and my dark sense of humor #but the contrast of these two things gets me #yeah let's start the show with the death of 3 main characters then jump forward in time where the other main character #is struggling with depression from the loss of her mother #and then let's have her form an inevitably tragic bond with the ghosts of the 3 dead characters from earlier #but there's musical numbers!!#excuse me sir this is a kid's show #(yes i know that it would have had a happy ending if they'd gotten to really end it but still)#personal #td #mine

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weepingalaxy · 3 months ago

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cupid hit me with precision!

#half life #half life 2 #half-life #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #butter pecan #happy valentines day <3 i was gonna do a funny valentines day card thing but #being funny is too difficult so have genuine and earnest cutesy freehoun art that would make a dudebro cry with rage #would barney be able to carry gordon in the hev suit? idk but i wanna believe he could. bc apparently gordon weighs like #not that much in engine #i cant remember the exact number. but either way i wanna believe barney can carry him

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dragonsareawesome123 · 2 months ago

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Anora and Conclave going into the Oscars:

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art.#It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off.#Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways!#There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough'#only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize -#-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*)#And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans.#The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement.#I really can't describe how grateful I am.#Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out.#Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house.#But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants.#I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry.#Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.

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donttellunclesam · 2 years ago

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drunk walk home: halloween edition

(close ups under the cut)

#stranger things #steddie #ronance #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #fruity four #stobin #inktober #you guys will NOT believe how many costumes i debated #first sketch of this had steve and robin being a snail. robin was the shell and steve was the slug 💀#then they were batman and robin and i was like ehhhhh they would thinks thats too nerdy. they would wanna be Sexy on halloween #so robin is the little devil on hot priest!steve's shoulder <3 #eddie was always going to be a jester. in my sims4 gallery thats his party outfit number 2 lmaoo #dustin was going to be there but nancy deserves to have fun <3 #anyways! happy october!!#dtus art

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as-dreamers-do · 9 months ago

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when Ame and Eursulon see Suvi having her breakdown and Ame's response is "Suvi!" and Eursulon's is "Sky!" 10/10 subtle character moment no notes all respect

#caught up on WBN just in time for today's episode drop and THORoughly enjoyed it when i wasn't almost crying right along w/suvi #my GIRL </3 #will no one think to investigate further just where that thing came from that caused said crying? (vague bc tag spoilers idk)#because i think that realization (if she can reach it idk if that's within her power or not) would solve some things painful tho it may be #i just want what's best for her and while this was a good step #i am eagerly awaiting if/when she gets to go on a little murderous rampage (after the inevitable further world-shattering that would take)#not sure if her rage is best served cold or hot but it will be magnificent regardless #dreamer listens #worlds beyond number #the witness #wbn spoilers

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peacockrulz · 6 months ago

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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!

#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork #i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker #well she was a dork in general #reading. painting. dancing. all of it #but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given #N usually gives her copies #She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway #theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark #also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again #she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind #and finds new joy in them as who she is now #she might not be that little worker anymore #but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY #anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones #serial designation v #serial designation n #uzi doorman #also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to #its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head #imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf

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ahappydnp · 14 days ago

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bullshit i can't just send dan little texts sometimes

#found out something about a very niche old myspace band and he's the only person i know who might also get a giggle out of it </3 #there should be a special number you can text if its important enough and relevant to his interests #idk how that verification system would work if it it could be an honor system thing or perhaps you get one text per year to dan and thats i #dan and phil #phan

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gentlebeard · 1 year ago

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Wake up in the morning feelin’ like Stede Bonnet // The party still won't stop on The Revenge

For @bizarrelittlemew 💕 Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 2 Music: TiK ToK by Kesha YouTube || Season 1 Version

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lagomorphiclobotomite · 2 months ago

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ascended!astarion is genuinely so cool and funny and sweet he has so many really interesting and nuanced moments and im so tired of people reducing him to cazador 2.0 , this characture of a single interpretation of the most cartoonishly abusive person possible. acting like hes a completely different character than spawn!astarion entirely they are literally. the same. guy. stop mischaracterizing my pookie

#ascended astarion #astarion ancunin #i literally have so much to say about it but i dont want to make a huge rant post #it just annoys me so much #the catharsis of such an extreme form of revenge!#the kind of dynamic it would require for a player character to commit to that choice #the way he shows concern for his partner should they do the contract it harrlep?#hes a goober #the way he tries to seduce boo like 😭#that line about wanting to help baldurs gate's rebuild after the netherbrain #like yeah that altruism is a convinent cover for his schemes and machenations #but its still like. cool for him to want to do that #THE LINE ABOUT WANTING TO CUDDLE FOR A DECADE?#hellloooooooo can anybody fucking hear me #also i realize this is more of a “they couldnt change every line between his varients” kind of thing #but it always struck me as poinent that after either ending he still shows concern for yenna if orin kidnaps her #of course that could be a consequence of me beating cazador at level 8 #literally i made a b-line to his boss fight as soon as i could #it took me like 3 hours #<- i still claim the title of number 1 ascended astarion apologist

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theygender · 2 months ago

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Going to college as a nontraditional student with an office job is kinda funny bc now when a professor messes things up in a way that fucks me over instead of being like "omg this authority figure is so unfair 😭" I'm approaching it more with the vibe of like "if Karen from Accounting doesn't fix this mistake that's hindering my work after my third passive aggressive email I'm going to CC her boss"

#my professor has multiple things messed up on her online course that are actively preventing me from preparing for the midterm exam #1. the notes she uploaded for last weeks lesson are in an unviewable format (its a .bin file? she converted an image to binary code??)#2. she hasnt uploaded the content for this weeks lesson yet. and that content is going to be tested on the midterm #3. both her syllabus and the review guide she uploaded mention a pre-midterm test thats worth 2% of our grade #and i think is supposed to help us prepare. but she hasnt uploaded that or even mentioned it at all?#4. the exam itself isnt in blackboard yet. which wouldnt really be a cause for alarm if it was any other professor #i would just assume they were probably waiting to upload it until the day of the exam #but given everything else shes messed up so far im worried she messed something up with that too and it wont get uploaded at all #so. she said in the syllabus that we should message her directly in blackboard with any questions and she'll respond within 48 hours #but my first message was sent on friday. it is now tuesday #she said to send a follow up if she doesnt respond within 48 hours. i sent a follow up yesterday morning and she still hasnt responded #and im not going to wait another 48 hours when the exam is in 3 days and she still hasnt even uploaded the final lesson that will be on it #so. shes getting a text from me at the phone number she listed now like #if she doesnt respond to that within a few hours then i might call #and if she doesnt respond to THAT then im going to put it in an email and CC the head of her department or smth #bc we NEED to be able to prepare for the midterm. its THIS WEEK. some people are actually scheduled only TWO days from now #its already bullshit that shes including this lesson on the midterm when the due date for it is AFTER the exam #but then shes also THREE DAYS LATE (so far) uploading it??#AND she hasnt uploaded the pre-test or even mentioned it at all???#rambling #this professor is gonna get a BAD review from me man #its already bad enough that her online course is structured so poorly that its hard to even tell what we should be doing each week #and now this shit

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leafix-arrts · 5 months ago

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I forgot this was supposed to be an art account

#gravity falls #gravityfalls #journal 3 #the book of bill #ford pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #stan pines #stanley pines #human bill design #number 4 baby !! I don't know anymore #what the fuck would this triangle look like as a human thing #i literally based him off Nikola Orsinov (?) off the magnus archives #but ive only briefly listened to it

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themyscirah · 1 year ago

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Complaining abt Suicide Squad yet again but the fact that they have Waller exposing the alien community to space racist attacks and talking abt how she got to her position through deceit and being a terrible person and stuff is just. Ahsfiwueh JUST SAY YOU DONT KNOW WALLER.

Anyways literally the 3rd mission of the Squad ever (and the first framed as smth Waller picked and not orders from above) was the Squad discrediting and stopping a rogue vigilante who was only arresting POC and funneling white people into white supremacy groups (of which he was the most prominent member) in SUICIDE SQUAD #4. and it's explicitly framed as this mission being personal for Waller that she's hiding from the government bc its illegal like. Guys. Please why are we having her incite (space bc comics) racist attacks now

Also the whole "Amanda got her position through deceit and being a terrible person" NO. she KEPT her position through being shitty and playing complicated political games!!! She wasn't always that way like there is a difference and it is IMPORTANT ppl PLEASEEEE. In Secret Origins #14 we learn Amanda's backstory and she used to be a normal, caring person! Like even after she entered into working in government and politics she wasn't automatically morally bankrupt like please people. She was originally given control of the Squad by Reagan (*sigh* 80s comics...) to distract and get rid of her because she was so successful at pushing progressive social policy in Congress. Acting like she's this static pillar of evil is such a waste of her character and so fucking uninteresting and disrespectful to her arc it drives me MAD.

Like I am NOT saying Waller is all sunshine and rainbows, she fucking SUCKS (said w love <3) but like there's a human being there. It's a progression, she has a character arc like please, DC, please!!! They've fucked up Waller so bad and made her so opaque and uninteresting she can't even be the protagonist of her own story for fucks sake!

Like I don't know how many times I have to scream it until DC hears me or remembers but WALLER IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF SUICIDE SQUAD. ITS HER BOOK. yet right now she's a cutout to be used as the villain wherever the writers please. Even in her book we get none of her perspective really displayed, no exploration of her thoughts with any kind of understanding of the role she traditionally has played and was made to play in the story.

#its like youre unable to root for her in any form. which is annoying bc shes actually awesome actually #also having her say “actually im the good guy fuck you'' w/o any actual deep analysis of her psyche or whatever while doing these things #doesnt count as development or showing shes 3 dimensional. its just having 2 dimensional waller say shes right when everyone is obviously #supposed to believe shes wrong #anyways i want real waller back please i miss herrrrrrrr #anyways hope mr john ridley has read secret origins no 14. i know its from 1987 but please guys please. my only hope #also it was a few months ago but i think they tried to push certain elements of a diff backstory in dream team and sorry but fuck that. and #any mention of another waller background like my eyes are closed sry. im a preboot truther #actually im just ignorant of most squad comics outside the original series. im gonna do a readthrough and become knowledgeable on other #stuff i just need to find time. so if im wrong then sorry if its smth factual and if you disagree with my opinion then uh sorry for ur loss #anyways shoutout to the time i had a nerd night w my one friend and she was asking me abt dc and said my favorite villains and i said waller #and silver swan. and she had a “yuck WHY” to waller and a ???? to silver swan. love shouting out my faves and explaining them to the less #informed. didnt say a number 3 but would probably be parallax ig. idk hes kind of slay. or maybe someone else honestly i like hal but waller #and nessie are blorbo level for me i could think abt them for hours #or maybe it wouldnt be parallax actually idk who my 3 would be. hes definitely up there but way below the other 2. maybe the cheetah #interpretation that i personally have. v different from the popular cheetah interpretation esp rucka vers actually. much closer to the pérez #and esp develops some subtext there surrounding barbara and the exploitation and theft of sacred cultural artifacts and pieces but also #like british colonization a lil bit #but i actually despise the cheetah that lives in my head but think shed be interesting to use narratively and see diana fight #vs the other guys who i find interesting and sympathetic and like for themselves #whereas my fave interpretation of cheetah can rot in hell #i got off topic here #blah #swishy rant #also disclaimer that w the main character ik dreamer is the main character of dream team. im talking more in general and that amanda should #always have a huge role as shes the main character of the squad and yet is treated like its villain and not its protag #sui sq

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turrondeluxe · 2 years ago

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You know how some kids say stuff that freak out their parents like “the man in the corner doesn’t like that” and there’s no one there

or how most kids just stand in the doorway of a room at night for no reason besides waiting for their parents to wake up so they can ask a question but it can be really creepy and freak the parents out

That kind of thing but mostly the second one because I think that’s more common in kids

(previous ask for context)

Alright i totally understand now. That'd be Moja, no doubt!

#the thing moja is saying is referencing the reddit of kids saying scary af stuff lmao #also shes around 3 years old because by checking that reddit thread you can actually read a very #prominent number of 2 and 3 year olds in specific that are the ones saying the most scary shit out of nowhere lol #moja would def be one of those kids that used to say the most concerning and scary stuff ever #she does grow out of it though (mikey is very thankful about this but he will never say it out loud)#also if anyone is wondering on how moja ended up with mikeys snork mimimi hat it went like #moja still very sleepy: papa can i have your silly hat to sleep better?#mikey: yeah sure kid #my art #doodles #tmnt #tmnt the last ronin #tlr lost years #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt moja #peepaw and babies au #ask

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