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yesterday before i fell asleep i had an idea to become a director and create biographical movies, where everything goes as you could imagine, pretty down to earth, the twist is, at the end of each movie, unannounced the main character kisses their best friend of the same gender. And it would only work for historical figures that were actually gay or are suspected of being queer. So, in 10 years, I'll make a whole 3 hour long comedic biography on Juliusz Słowacki, where he spends his time in France having a beef with Mickiewicz and stuff, they have an epic rap poetic battle, people would come to the cinema with posters "Team Słowacki", "Team Mickiewicz", "Team Słowackiewicz", every polish person would come to watch it because they would feel obligated to do that, giving me money in consequence, everything goes as you could imagine, but in the very last 5 minutes Słowacki kisses Krasiński on the mouth. And no another character reacts to that, just to leave people watching thinking how to react to that. Old conservative people would think "I guess they were good friends and that's how people showed affection towards friends over 100 years ago." but people on Twitter would be like "It's a HISTORICAL fact that Słowacki and Krasicki FUCKED at least ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREAD!!!!!!!" and it's like 26 tweets of them letter sexting or something.
#why would i write this?#why did i write this in english if i knew ill tak about słowacki?#bo słowacki lubi wacki#this went NOWHERE#go boy give us NOTHING
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What did you do Joke?
And how'd Zo find out??
Been wracking my brain about what the hidden agenda might be because of course episode 9 couldn't come soon enough.
What i have instead are some scenes i thought might be out of place or felt foreshadow-y and some that were teased but not revealed yet.

There's flashback to the freshie contest and Joke's reason for sticking around when he clearly hated it.


Then there's the Nova award and the Finland scholarship prize- Zo's dream. Is Joke somehow going to be gunning for the same prize for the best speaker? for what reason though? the ep9 preview showed Zo, Nita and Joke all on one side of - is this the debate team for the faculty?
has Joke been secretly running around trying to complete credits like Zo and Nita have been, so he can clear senior year for the debate competition? Is that why he's been exhausted?

or was he exhausted from running around scheming/ planning shit like this one is from the novel - did Zo somehow find out that Joke deliberately trashed his place so he can get Zo to stay over? Was that the lie at the start of the relationship? We know how Zo feels about being forced but this might be worse cos he was essentially tricked /manipulated.


But from what has been translated of the novel so far - production has veered so far from the novel so one can never know.
Has Joke done things/ taken steps he deems he has done for his love for Zo and Zo in hindsight won't see things the same way?

thankfully Sunday is upon us. need to just wait few more hours.
#hidden agenda#jokezo#this went nowhere#still had to get this out#saw a new ep9 teaser#Zo's blank face when Joke was wooing him back spoke of how much pain *I* am going to be in#Joke what did you do?
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Objectively, the funniest little blurb of the movie.
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley
#i laughed so hard#this went nowhere#it was so great#i love this movie#dndedit#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves
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do i hate it that my friendos have a life? nahnahnahnah not at all. be productive guys!!! do i hate it i'm in an echo chamber of my own thoughts and re-exploring my old fandoms and nostalgia? nah- nvm that sounds pretty cool tbh
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City Spirits awaken.
So! City Spirts are basically God's sustained by the people in their Cities. Some are Gods born from the belief and people of a City, others are God's who Bind themselves to Cities to sustain themselves in periods of low worship.
Almost all Major Population Centers have some kind of City Spirit bound to them.
The Personification of Los Angeles who slept with Constantine was born from her City, but she was young and weak compared to other City Spirits.
Lady Gotham is an Ancient Spirit who holds immense Power, but purposefully bound herself to the new and growing city of Gotham so she could sleep for a few millenia without worrying about sustaining Worship. She has been asleep for Centuries.
Actually, most City Spirits are Asleep.
Millenia Ago, the most powerful Gods and Spirits of the Infinite Realms fled the Rule of Pariah Dark. They didn't agree with his ambitions to conquer the Living Realm, and didn't want to let him use their Power against the Living Realm either.
So they Bound themselves to newly forming Cities and put themselves into Deep Sleep to avoid his Control. They have been asleep for Millenia now, waiting for the day Pariah would be overthrown so they could return to the Infinite Realms safely.
Then they day came. A New King was Crowned.
And the Cities began to wake up.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#City Spirits#Lady Gotham#City Spirits are Gods#They fled the Infinite Realms when Pariah Dark first took power to not let him use their Power#And went to a Deep Sleep so he could not use his Authority to command them#They have been asleep for Thousands of Years#(Whenever the city they are bound to goes into decline they move to a new one) (a quick explanation for how they can exist in America)#They wake up when Danny is crowned as the New Ghost King#Lady Gotham and her Sister Metropolis are the first#Then Central wakes up#Then Coast and Star#And so many more#The JLA is confused#Why do some of them feel like they are being watched now?#Why do they feel a sense of gratitude from nowhere?
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i really do think there’s a huge disconnect on here w/ people who have never used tiktok as to what it actually is and who actually uses it. the number of people i’ve seen call it a “teen dancing app” is actually insane. it has not been a teen dancing app since i was in high school, around 2016 - 2020. the main communities i saw on a daily basis were 1) black history/anti-racism educators, 2) high school & college teachers sharing in-classroom strategies and frustrations with the education system, 3) local/state political leaders giving real-time updates on behind-the-scenes government decisions, & 4) community activism & leadership. like tiktok is an adult platform. almost every person i interacted with was my age or older. and yes it completely depends on your fyp and how you interact with the app, yes there’s still teenagers and dance videos and literally anything else you can think of. but these communities of adults aren’t insubstantial at all, they have literally millions of interactions on a daily basis. there’s about a million other types of communities that i could name just off the top of my head, because the range of users was SO diverse and thriving. it’s a long-distance community tool, just like any other social media—and honestly much better than any other social media, because it relies primarily on the kindness of strangers. i saw at least 5-10 videos today of queer people in rural areas panicking because they don’t have any access to queer community on any other platform or in real life. and before i end this i do want to say i think tiktok is coming back, i think this is a highly orchestrated political move, etc., but i do know it won’t ever be exactly the same. people are panicking about free speech violations because tiktok was a place where people fucking SPEAK. i have never seen mass mobilization and communication in this same way for as long as i’ve been alive. it is the people’s app, not just a silly teenage thing. if you’re not on tiktok and never have been, please stop talking about it like you know anything at all😭
#idec if i look stupid for these posts i am fucking Mad#it’s not about doomscrolling. be so fr. i’ve had a time limit on for years and i’ve done perfectly fine#people’s jobs were on this app. small businesses were on this app. fucking CULTURE was on this app#project willow? bisan in gaza? like this is the most interconnected and fast-moving source of news we have#literally straight from the ground. from the places where it’s happening#i know i can still read news. that’s not the problem.#the problem is that i have nowhere else to see the videos from my minnesota legislator who’s been giving daily updates on the republican#coup in the house of representatives. like. do you see the problem.#not to mention half the news sites are paywalled anyway.#and i saw someone say that this forces us to foster irl community which is true again. but you can still have irl community at the same time#as long-distance virtual community????#my best friends are long distance. if all social media went dark i could never talk to them again.#like we are in the fucking 21st century. we should be able to have both.#anyway. sorry for all the ranting lately except i’m really not because i am fucking PISSED#i’ll be on rednote and youtube for a while except neither of them are really the same.#genuinely nothing was like tiktok fr. i miss it already#tiktok#tiktok ban
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"CAN'T TRICK ME TWICE, HONEY!"
#oh Russell this is the most pathetic lie you've given us yet 😂😂😂#RUN OUT OF ACTORS????? be serious 🤭🤭#we're on the right path folks#it would be deeply funny if it actually went nowhere but i doubt that so much#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#susan twist#russell t davies#boom#the devil's chord#space babies#wild blue yonder#starleskatalks
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Here's BG3's Sven Vinckle's speech before he announced the game of the year, it's something I think certain companies should keep in mind going forward... (also sorry for the 'yes' that's yelled in the background during it, I didn't realize I projected that much from where I was seated. I got happy about developers striving to be treated as people making art and not ticks on a spreadsheet trying to make ceo's more money)
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#the game awards#tga 2024#black myth wukong#bg3#baldur's gate 3#This plus another speech earlier in the night? They are very aware of the strikes that can happen and are happening#very happy developers are being vocal about being treated as human beings#A pleasure to be a part of his standing ovation#I was nowhere near a mic how did my voice echo that far to get to it#I was editing this clip from the live stream on the drive home and I went damn that was a hearty YES and my friend was like ?? that was you#when I say my ears turned pink#good thing cringe is dead#This and my 'it's already on sale' that made a bunch of guys laugh in front of us with the Veilguard ad played? yes a wonderful night indee
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Okay so Danny gets adopted by Bruce. Yeah? Yeah.
And they don't know about his powers? Obviously. We know this part of the story.
BUT. On a casual trip out for food or whatever, Danny and some of the bat sibs get cornerd by reporters and paparazzi. There panicking bec danny JUST got here and they haven't had time to breif him on how to interact with the media and he's totally gonna flounder and they need to help him before he totally flubs it!
Exept, he doesn't. He smiles, nice and bright, into the camra. He waits patiently for each reporter to ask their questions and then answers confidently, giving them something walst acctually answering nothing. "Where are you from?" "A small town, I'm sure you wouldn't know it but, really, it's about where I am now."How did you come to be adopted by bruce?"Well, I look quite a bit like my new brothers, don't you think? Haha. I like to think it was meant to be."
And on and on he gose, dancing around them, shareing professionally worded jokes and calmly addressing eatch person as they viyed for his attention, controlling the flow of conversation.
The bat kids all look at eatchother.
This kids been media trained.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#ofc WE know its because this poor kid has been hounded by the media for YEARS#after his first few run ins with them went rather badly#danny basically pulled up the wikihow on how to not be a dingus on camra#and the rest is practice#but its enough to make the bats just a liiiiiittle suspicious#like.#why is this 16 y/o from the middle of nowhere with no one perants so perfectly camra compitant??#theres something going on there.
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fiddauthor kissing (very orginal)
HI BELLS :3‼️‼️‼️‼️🩷🩷🩷🩷
waow howd u come up with a concept that orignal.....you must be some kind of genius or something......
#you my friend are the brave soldier getting used as my fiddleford friday post��#(because i was dying too much this week to come up with my own art ideas LOL)#(thank u bells for ur brave sacrifice 🫡)#anyways booooo make these nerds get a room🍅🍅🍅🍅#< (guys who are in the secret basement of their secret lab in the middle of nowhere)#gravity falls#fiddauthor#stanford pines#ford pines#stanford filbrick pines#young ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford#fiddleford friday#fiddleauthor#i think i also went a lil too hard on this...... maybe.........#for a request atleast#its okay its for my friend so its awesome to do this i think
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Oh yay a new queen with kits let me just check out her informatioFOURTEEN MOONS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
#clangen#clan generator#warriors oc#warrior cats#sporeclan#SHES LITERALLY FINCHPAWS AGE.................. SOLTALON GIRL WHAT HAPPENED#shes just a baby herself </3</3</3#also i cannot describe how relieved i was that finchpaws infection went away. we have such a bad track record in this clan with infections#took me way too long to realize soltalon was sol-talon and not like a reference to something. sigh.#sc:moons#sc:foxspeckle#sc:minklake#sc:piperdapple#sc:finchpaw#sc:fennelacorn#sc:soltalon#sc:greenkit#sc:mousegrove#sc:cliffthicket#sc:lizardkit#sc:strawkit#sc:puddle#sc:carolina#im so sorry it took me ten billion years to finish this moon ive been so busy and then i got a lil burnt out on it lol#it's out now tho!!!!!#tw blood#tw birth#< really nowhere near graphic imo but tagging just in case
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thinking about poly werewolf!141 stretching you out for them
18+, cockwarming, anal, p in v, just sex honestly lmao
it becoming a weekly thing for you now that they were heading into heat soon and you were the most willing to help them out and relieve some stress. when the touches become lingering and the kisses become fervent and soft growls and whines falling from their lips, you know its time
first it's price that breaks you in, soothing your sweet cries with soft kisses as he holds you. he's pressed under you, his back against the couch as you're in his lap. his lips peppering soft kisses against your shoulder blades as he buries his knot deep in your ass. it hurt at first but tinged with pleasure, you're already completely overwhelmed. him marking you at the back of your neck growling softly as he humps into you, keeping your body still and open massaging the soft bulge he managed to create inside you, "there's a good girl. y'look so pretty for us, sweetheart"
it's ghost who settles himself into your wet cunt, his bottom lip caught between his teeth as his eyes close momentarily. hands gripped around your thighs, filling you up. you feel every movement, locked on both price's and now ghost's cock. you were completely full, soft whimpers and moans falling from your lips as his tongue slowly licks your chest clamping gently on your neck as he sucks a bruise on your skin. humming in contentment. he groans softly when you squeeze around him, thrusting softly into you to ease his knot in further, "easy love, tight little pussy's swallowing me up so good"
then it's soap gently easing his swollen cock against your pretty lips, cooing at you to swallow as much as you can. you haven't been trained to go all the way down their shift just yet especially not over their swollen knots so you settle just sucking the head of his aching cock instead. he groans softly his hand in your hair gently humping into your warm wet mouth while he strokes your face massaging those cheeks around him further, "aw look at you hen, s'fucking beautiful takin my cock like you were meant for it"
gaz giving your pussy soft spanks enjoying the way you clenched around them while he lazily strokes his cock. his grin widening as you cum around them once more. his mouth sucking softly on your nipples feeling them harden against your tongue as he coos softly at your state. usually your hand will rub and stroke him but he's not too fussed, teasing or playing with one of the other boys as he kisses on you, "so needy, babygirl. easy easy, y'doing so good for us"
and when you're too tired to continue, they either wrap you up in a big pile all protecting you from different sides. petting your hair as they kiss over their small marks, holding you close to their bodies. or you rest against one of them while the other three play about with each other, either giving you a show or fucking around until they fall fast asleep in each others arms
#this was an idea that went somewhere and then nowhere LMAO#anyway hope you guys enjoyed :“)#requests are open ! <3#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#cod 141#141 x reader#john soap mactavish#john price#kyle gaz garrick#cod smut#john price x reader#soap x reader#gaz x reader#monster fucker
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Summertime Rainstorm
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#phoenix wright#trucy wright#ace attorney fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#this is inspired by something that occurred today#it randomly started thunderstorming super hard out of nowhere (which is wild bc I live in the middle of California)#and so I went outside to go record a video of it#and my dad came outside after me and he had me set down my iPad and my headphone#and he dragged me out into the backyard and we literally danced in the rain 😭#I was wearing socks but it was okay bc I actually don’t mind the feeling of wet socks#also the puddles were all warm bc of the hot cement#and so I drew Trucy and Phoenix doing the same thing :3#Trucy’s wearing the outfit I was wearing (except I swapped my bat wing hoodie for her cape)#and Phoenix is wearing crocs bc my dad was wearing crocs#idk I just wanted to remember the moment and so I immortalized it in fanart 😁
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I think alot more people would enjoy the show if they learned to see Rhaenyra and Alicent as Unreliable Narrators, and characters who are supposed to have glaring flaws and weaknesses.
Mandatory preface- There are Issues™️ with season 2 that are its own other ask- but the complaints ive seen about character assassination on both women kind of tells me ppl just wanted to see the two just GirlBossing around, not being tragic characters trapped in their own circumstances.
For Alicent specifically- she just isn't written to be Cersei 2.0, and while it was really interesting to see motherhood from cersei's point of view, its already been done!! I actually prefer seeing Alicent's mercurial clinging to and abandoning motherhood- its interesting!! She was made a mother at what- 15? An age where you truly arent mentally developed enough to raise 3 kids, AND be a child bride, AND be a queen, (AND be a lesbian).
Alicent is interesting to me because she's stunted at 15 years old, she's an adult woman who talks to and sometimes bullies her kids as if they are her peers, and is obsessed with her childhood crush(es). She hasn't built any new relationships* past the ones she was entangled with as a teenager, she's obsessed with both acting out to make SOMEONE see that shes suffering, (she's honestly pretty blatant for someone who prides themselves on being the Temperate Voice of Reason) but also to erase herself and reset to before she had to marry the king, before aemma died.
I think most of her 'bad out of character' decisions are just these two impulses winning out, her trying to force a reset, go back to a time where none of this had happened yet, when things were simpler and she had love and every day wasn't the worst day of her life™️.
She sleeps with cole, the man she thought was pretty at 15 (her last uncomplicated attraction just before it all went wrong and aemma died) -she doesnt seem to like it that much, but she does seem compelled to seek him out, esp when upset- shes obsessed with, and desperate to reconnect with Rhaenyra, her childhood best friend (and first love) and get back to where they were as kids, AND she still treats and asks her father for absolution as if he's still the only authority that matters to her just like she did at 15. Alot of her 'victim complex/bewildered they took it so far' behaviour in the plotting of rhaenyra's usurption reads to me like a teenager in over her head, she talked big game and now its real and shes panicking!! She's tragic BECAUSE she's still a teenager- so stunted shes unable to meaningfully grow up and learn to make healthier choices for herself, or move on and stop trying to grasp at the 'if i could just go back' urge.
As a mother, I think this creates an interesting dynamic as well, and I do like that in the casting even, she seems closer in age to her kids than rhaenyra does to hers. I think the contrast ppl are drawing with Alicent Protecting Her Kids in season1 compared to her giving them up in season two isn't bad writing to me, just massive differences in context. Sure she protected Aemond in driftmark, but we cant ignore that she probably felt humiliated by her husband choosing rhaenyra's side over hers in front of everyone, did it seem like a grown woman fighting for her son?? or a teenager furious with her ex winning one over her again? or both!! both sides twisted together is still interesting! When she protected Aegon from Rhaenys, is stepping in front of her son the king to protect him from the enemies dragon fire not the most romantic daydream of a deserving death a child bride could come up with?? Was it the impulse to protect the son she couldnt decide if she loved or hated, or was it to have the most heroic death possible to escape the reality that she sees coming. And if Rhaenyra hears about how Brave she was in the face of a dragons maw, and cries about it forever and feels sooo bad and regrets it til the day she dies, thats an added bonus. I think Alicent loves her kids, but is teenager selfish about HOW she loves and protects her kids, and is unable to be a mature, consistant, protective mother to them when she also sees them as having ruined her life. I think in season 2 when she 'gives them up' shes relieved, and once again following the compulsion of 'if i reset to when Rhaenyra was heir, i had no sons, and i wasn't married or queen, everything will be better'. I think theres complexity to it, i think she does love her sons and feels insane about it, but I think Alicent has been trying to Go Back in more and more Intense ways ever since she got married, and we might be giving her sanity more credit than it deserves when it comes to the need to wipe the board clean and go back to being 15.
hey anon are you trying to get married to me or what
#answered#anonymous#house of the dragon#hotd#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT#every time we remember that alicent is a stunted teenager who married a man twice her age another angel gets its wings#even rhaenyra is nowhere NEAR as stunted as alicent who was popping babies at 15#her relationship switches from protecting mother to a sneering older sister to HER OWN KIDS#because shes emotionally stuck at the age her life went to complete hell#thanks again otto for the lifelong trauma
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Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Nahhh just kidding lol. Pew pew update bad blah blah bye bye
Samba my ass outta here💃💃💃
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#Purple Delusions#Kendra#Cassandra#Yuichi#Shelldon#NAMES ON NAMES ON NAMES#A SCRIPT THAT WENT FUCK SLL NOWHERE#Comic#rottmnt#coko doodles#tmnt#tmnt iteration#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#drawing#doodle#sketch#teenage mutant ninja turtles
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its called married in red bc me and bok-su, well. we'll have a beautiful spring ceremony
more under cut bbb spoiler and cartoony blood warning
#married in red#studio investigrave#draws#q#i think i played this near end of october and then i was like wow that was awesome. went on w my life for a week. and then got the biggest#obsession w bok su out of nowhere#most lot of these are from that time but the first two are new!! new tablet is being very fun :)#anyway its free on itchio and v short go check it out if u want her. i mean if u want a cool narrative
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