#this was sooooo good omg this songgggg

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Twisted Song Ranking

OK ITS FINALLY HERE I SORRYYYYYY. So this took forever cuz SCHOOL and I needed to watch Twisted again cuz I can’t buy the sound track. so. long time. ANYWAYS AJ and Kaley KILLED IT I love the soundtrack so much it so good..... but not my fave oops. so ya this show is amazing and my ranking is slightly controversial (as always) so sorry oops.

14. Orphaned at Thirty-three (Ok so I love Jeff but I don't like this song oops. it makes me uncomfy and Jeff is creepy but like that's his brand so I get it. but also rlly don't like oh well)

13. One Thousand and One Nights Reprise/Finale (ok so this is good its just way too short for me and I feel like it lasts .5 secs lmao)

12. Take Off Your Clothes (Ok so this is a good song and it doesn't make me uncomfy I just like more songs better and I don't rlly jam to this one like others)

11. Everything and More (ok I LOVE Rachel no hate I Stan her she's amazing but I think the songs in twisted were out of or at the edge of her range and she sounds kinda strained so it kinda hurts to listen sometime. but no hate I love her she's amazing and hilarious especially in twisted shut up she's amazing)

10. Happy Ending (ok I love this song its so good especially at homecoming its amazing and Jeff going crazy at the end is so relatable I cant. also.... this is end of first act,,..... there are only 5 songs in act 2???? lmao but ya amazing we Stan harmonies I love)

9. One Thousand and One Nights (ok this is great go OFF Dylan/Meredith u r too good for this world. their voices together so good and they have so many starkid characters that r a thing lmao but honestly so cute amazing vocals their love story is great we ship and Stan)

8. I Steal Everything (ok I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONGGGGG amazing intro to scumbag!Aladdin and his mentality. he also rlly fucking funny and the choreography kills meeee GO JAMES KINGGGG James Tolbert choreographed he DESERVES the recognition and Jeff is hilarious and Lauren as monkey is great too. also rip Robert lmao)

7. Sands of Time/Golden Rule (yayay so this song is great and so good and it SHOULD be the 1st act closer or smtg but its not so rip oh well. ANYWAYS we love when the ppl appreciate j’afar but go apeshit later and hate him its hilarious contrast. ALSO dancing duet Robert/Lauren PART 2 we love them sm the two dancers killing it. and Laurens a boy again lmao)

6. If I Believed (GO DYLANNNNNNNNNNN ok so I know I will prob get hate for putting this ‘so low’ cuz its normally in top 3 for most rankings but oh well. I love Dylan and this song breaks my heart BUT I LOVE OTHERS MORE IM SORRY OK anyways Dylan slays and hits THAT NOTE and kills it I cant I want the sound track purely for this song (and the top 5))

5. Power in Me (yessssss I know this song gets a lot of hate but I genuinely love it tis amazing and heartfelt and Dylan/Racheal duet is WHAT WE NEEDED the only thing better would be Dylan/jaime duet and I will advocate for that until the day I die FIGHT ME they need to sing together. ANYWAYS I love this song it so emotional and great closer for j’afar as djinn and ugh EMOTIONS so ya)

4. Golden Rule Evil Reprise (yesssssssssssss this songgggggggg GO JOE GO JOE KING OMG U KILLLLL ITTTTTT I cant this song is so good and way too short it should be so much longer but omg amazing. also. CHOREO EXCUZE ME GO OFF JAMESSSSS. sry I love this song I cant its so clever the lyrics I cant GO OFF KALEY its amazing we stannnnnn)

3. Dream a Little Harder (ok this song is hilarious and Alex and Robert GO OFFFF they kill it and fun fact Kaley/aj have said that the song would be completely diff if they weren't in the cast sooooo that just tells u how amazing they areeeeee. also the fuck you and the belle parody and Jaime as bell and Denise as the parrot is so funnyyyyyy and Jeff at that one part where everyone is saying that their mom died is amazing I loveeeeeeee we Stan this song so much and it was almost higher BUT just wait lmao)

2. No One Remembers Achmed (OK I KNOW SHUT UP IT SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE BUT ITS NOT SO DEAL I love achmed and the soldiers (especially #3) steal the show like H E  F U C K E D  A  T I G E R is so good and Jim is amazing and Jim harmonizing w/ Lauren in the beginning is also amazing and this song just SLAPS so hard I love so muchhhhh the ensemble just goes off and so does Joe and its amazinggggg w eloveeeeeeeee)

1. Twisted (OK SO YES THIS IS FIRST IT IS MY FAVE DONT @ ME. I love twisted so much firstly cuz GO JAIME YES URSULA GO YESSSS and Nick as scar and Robert as Gaston and Lauren as maleficent and Alex as Captain Hook and DENISE HOLY SHIT DENISE UR SO FUNNY I CANT ALSO did u know that Jim was going to be hades but the costume was too complicated and too much so they couldn't im sad that would have been hilarious. AND LETS NOT FORGET DYLAN OMGGGGGG he's amazing and he kills it and again GO JAIME GO OFF QUEEEEENNNNN GO OFFFFF I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUU also jaime has said multiple times that ursula was her fave starkid role ever and yes so accurate its so amazing and iconic like the voice the costume the body movement the SPLIT AT THE END YES SHE SPLITS WHEN SHE DROPS INFRONT OF J’AFAR GO OFFFFFFFF I LOVE HER HAND THIS SONG EEEEKKK)

OK so once again if u actually got thru all of that (especially the last one lol) u r my fave person and I love u sm u absolute queen. so ya again im sorry it took so long school sucks and so does senior yr and college essays and screw that shit. so... next is avpsy. imma have to watch other ranking vids to get the songs cuz there is no soundtrack that I can find and I DO NOT have the time nor energy to watch the whole thing so I sorry in advance. BUT I have already ranked HMB AND STARSHIP I just need to add commentary so after AVPSY it should go fasterish. oops ANYWAYS

luv u all

<3, alimay (lmao it autocorrected to alimony lol I cant that's hilarious)

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ishqbaaz 10.08.17 lb

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ouff tell me he comes back today, i can’t tolerate this boring anymore. 😒😒😒

... how does sahil buy gifts and shit? ek toh paise kahan se aate hai, and two, how does he actually leave school and go get these things done? 🤔🤔🤔

it’s a flat package. pakka it’s a pic of shivaay and her. 😐😐😐

called it! 😎😎😎

omg how cute is sahilllll looking at her for her reaction??? 😘😘😘

ugh flashbacks killing me as always. 😥😥😥

omRi cryingggggg. ugh. my heart. 😪😪😪

oh anika. *hug* 😞😞😞

om and gauri instantly sweeping in and doing laad on sahil. so cute. 💖💖💖

god surbhi’s suchhhhhh an amazing actress, the quiet dignity with which she does scenes like this. i love her so much. 😙😙😙

um... no, it’s not rabb ka ishaara. it’s sultan’s panga with bhavya, and shivaay’s unfortunately collateral damage. 😐😐😐

dadi and her ishqbaazi nonsense. ouff. it has too many complicated rules. 😒😒😒 

omfg, i’d thought bhavya might have gone out to look for shivaay herself and was making herself useful, BUT NOPE! 😑😑😑

THEN GO OUT AND DO YOUR DAMN DUTY INSTEAD OF SITTING HERE. 😫😫😫😫

girl. you have some INTENSE issues. you should really get some therapy. and i mean that in the nicest, most real way ever. 😕😕😕

‘hum kuch nahi kar paaye’ means what? you were like 8? what the fuck COULD you have done? 😶😶😶

‘i am NOT equipped to deal with this freakout. should i go get om? 😧😧😧’

dude, you’re a cop. you’re not GOD. you can’t control EVERYTHING. 😐😐😐

ok rudra seems to be channeling his best soothing inner therapist voice. 

good job, rudy! 😚😚😚

ew, what’s this new bg music they have? do not like. 😟😟😟

waah, he yelled the tadi back into her. 😆😆😆

lmaoooo ragini! i’ve never related to you more. in time of stress = ALL TEH CARBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

haha she’s like, shivaay’s dead, what’s the point of being thin and hot anymore? 🤣🤣🤣

girl, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea. hook another one! 🙄🙄🙄

“shivaay is okay!” “.... fuck, what???? i just ate my own weight in rice!!!!! 😟😟😟”

i love ragini so much, i can’t even. i really fucking love her. she’s fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao pinky is getting bhanak of ragini’s crazy. and she’s notttt happy. 😆😆😆

oh man, thisssss songgggg. my heart. i can’t handle. 😥😥😥

ok stop showing my flashbacks from the wedding from hell and reminding me what a beastly baagad billa he was. only scenes where he was a sweet, loving billu, please. 😌😌😌

lol roke na ruke naina was HIS daydream, how is SHE remembering it? 🤔🤔🤔

DUDE, you know he’s OKAY. why are you crying over his (ugly) clothes like he’s dead???????? jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

ok, awkward phasing out of the song. editing dept, srsly, what’s your damageeee? 😒😒😒

again. he’s literally been gone like an hour rn. could you just... CHILL. 😣😣😣

lol ragini’s nautanki. 😆😆😆

holy shittt, she did THAT. what a piece of work you are, nagini! 😗😗😗

girls, girls. this could be a good bonding experience for you. 😌😌😌

“woh kitna handsome hai, agar uske face pe scar aa gaya toh?”

trying to paint ragini as evil and superficial, but honestly same. that face is pretty much the only thing he has going for him, kyunki personality aur dimaag toh hai nahi bande ke paas. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay ke baare mein ok, sahil ke baare mein aise kaise bol sakti hai??? 😤😤😤

“... tumhare kaan ke neeche itne zor ki bajaongi ki do saal tak seetiyaan bajti rahengi.”

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo amazinggggg. i love gundiiiiii anika so much! 😂😂😂

daaaaaaamn anikaaaa, tu toh badi sherniiiii nikli. 😏😏😏

i’m really glad that they’re showing gauri as capable and... like... valued. just as much as anika, and not being overshadowed by her. 😌😌😌

(please note, i mean to the family. not in the show itself. in the show, she still needs to be treated as waaaaaaaaaaaay more important. 😤😤😤)

god, bulbul is so amazingly sweet and soothing. i love her sooooo much. what an angel. 😇😇😇

‘what a good bahu! i think i might fall in love with her for her amaze bahu skillz!!!!!!!!’

hate such stupid scenes. love her for who she is, not what she does for you and your family, asshole! 😒😒😒

whooooooo boy, infighting within pinky/ragini alliance. 😆😆😆

my god pinkyyyyyyyy. priorities!!!!!!!!!! 😑😑😑

ragini’s evil emile is amazing and i love it. 😈😈😈

thissss fucking boss of bhavya’s is such a fucker. matlab, who just IMPOSES a decision like this, saying you have to become bali ka bakra??? 😠😠😠

lol media be like “yeh lo, yet another wife. i’ve lost count of what number we’re even on with this dude.” 😆😆😆

WHO CARES WHY HE WAS ANGRY WHEN HE LEFT HOME? LIKE... HOW IS THIS RELEVANT TO REPORTING THE STORY????? 🙄🙄🙄

“MRS. OBEROI, KYA AAPKA JHAGDA HUA THA MR. OBEROI SE?” “AAP DONO KE BEECH *EXACTLY* KYA HUA THA?” “haan actually, nahaane ke baad, maine geela towel bed pe chod diya tha. issi baat pe bhadak gaye the...” 

yaaaas bhavyaaaaa, use your authority to protect anika!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

and gauriiiiiiiii calling out pinky???????? HOLY SHITTTT! 😧😧😧

HELL YAAAAS GAURI, YOU’RE THE BAHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! OWN IT, GIRL! 😎😎😎

i honestly have never loved bhavya more than i do right now. welcome to the gang, girl. welcome to the fam. they’re all batshit crazy, try to hold on to your sanity, pls. 😊😊😊

OMFG GAURIIIIIIII KA EK JHAAAAANP AT RAGINI FOR DARING TO JATAO HAQ ON BADE BHAIYYA. AMAZING. 

“gaon basa nahi ke bhikaari aa gaye!”  “chup kar, apni angrezi apne paas rakh!”  “tumhaara apna koi ghar baar, maa baap, KHET KHALYAN GAI BEL KUCH HAI KI NAHI???” 

ok. i...  words cannot describe how much in love with gauri i am rn. *pushes aside omkara to marry her myself* 😍😍😍😍

BHAVYA GETTING IN ON THE THREATENING TOO! OMFG I LOVE THESE FUCKING GIRLS SO MUCH. *sobbing, overwhelmed with love* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

anika has had enough of the yelling. pft. it was so much funnnnn. 😒😒😒

oh svetlana, girl. what have they doneeeeeee to you? pleaseee, you used to be so badass. 😟😟😟

oh no, gauri is here to force religion on anika. godddddddd. i hateeeee. 😤😤😤

ughhhh, is this the start of anika turning dhaarmik track? lorddddd. 😣😣😣

fwding this svetlana and the psychic nonsense. 🙄🙄🙄

where the f is pinky even going right now???? 😐😐😐

HONESTLY WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES RN? BETA MISSING HAI, LEKIN IN MADAM KO JASOOSI KI PADI HUI HAI. 😯😯😯

lollllllllll, pinkyyyyyy finding jhanvi here! 🙃🙃🙃

OMG TELL ME SVETLANA OVERHEARD THEM TALKING AND KNOWS TEJ IS ALIVE AND KILLS HIM FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

svetlana, girl, you didn’t need a PSYCHIC to tell you that burning everything from an ex is the best way to break his evil hold over your life. i coulda told you that! 😊😊😊

tell me she has digital copies of whatever it was?????? 😧😧😧

OMG YAAAAAAAAS SVETLANA KNOWSSSSSSSS!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAS MY BADASSSSSS EVIL BITCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SHE TOTALLY STILL HAS THE DOCUMENTS AND PROOF! I FUCKINGGGG LOVEEEEEE HERRRRRRR!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

greatttttttttt. Star Plus Bahus and the Power of Prayer™ special tomorrow. oufffffffffff. 😤😤😤😤