#this was so funny like YOU . are not my oomf .
the star you've longed for
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THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR A GIANT SIZED XMEN AU me and oomf brainstormed (stupidly) where Akihiro replaces Logan in the lineup
All of the consequential conversation turned into us mashing him and aurora like Barbie's I'm different situations where they met earlier
Training! Auraki Vs baseball! Auraki which consists of of normal X men horniness but auraki. Enough said
Also mostly unfinished but aki stealing warrens money to buy rora all the outfits she wants. As is right
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you sly dog . you had me thinking I was making out w my childhood bestie
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Day 218 | id in alt
New shadow style....haircut....
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(old art) Macthinker but toons
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happy birthday @ariesfaeries !!!!!!!! have a zhao render !!!!!! 💃💃💃💃
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college summer break is kind of just school assigned rumination time. like enjoy 4 months off to do fuckall and spend hours thinking about your trauma
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everyone please Consider🩸
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for spotify wrapped: 5 and 55
Giver Taker goes CRAZY. Ugh. So worthy of being the album namesake. I definitely recommend listening to this in proper album order context too, it really shines in its penultimate spot and there's just this catharsis.... (and forever and always. Please listen to Anjimile!)
This one is smack in the center of my graphic novel mood playlist and fittingly enough it accompanies the hype as hell scene that kicks off the second half of the book... mwah, chefs kiss
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seeing this poll makes me wonder how many of the people who voted yes really did "catch" someone or just think they did bc they believe it was about them but it really wasn't.
bc personally i've never 'caught' anyone (i have those anxious moments from time to time but tbh if I suspected someone was being snide/passive aggressive about me i probably just wouldn't follow them?)
but I can never stop thinking about this one time several months ago here on tumblr that someone reblogged one of my vagueposts with a very angry, hurt response and i was like, I'm sorry, but this was not even about you? but I'm sorry you read it and assumed it was and felt hurt by it?? and then they never acknowledged my reply. really strange behavior lol and i can never forget it, alternating between feeling quite bad that the person was hurt even if it wasn't intended, and feeling frankly a little annoyed that they were egotistical enough to assume it was about them and have this big "call out" moment when it literally was NOT about them
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ARE YOU READY FOR A VAGUELY ALPHA FLIGT ART DUMP!!!
My beautiful wife....
Uhm did you guys know namor is the beaubier twins dad this is canon and true and you cannot change it. Also hi casual rora
Idc if pride month is over.... They're still special or smthn
Anywho.. more giant sized X men au purely bc it's stupid fluff... Laura is hyoerfixated on sonic btw idk if you knew it's real and true
Who's baby is that... Idk.... Who knows.... Uhm... Anyway
Honest to god it pains me knowing that I spent so much time on this but if y'all didn't know Walter (aka sasquatch aka roras ex) has an ex wife and grown son by the time he's in alpha flight. Which is. upsetting! But anyway drew him and Vanessa and their child bc I think it's weird that we never got it.. idk! Fuck you Walter
Anyway thanks bye... Sorry for the art dump xoxoxo
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birkin mom ! | lando morris x fem! reader
summary: everyone wondered why y/n disappeared from the paddock and stopped posting until lando accidentally revealed something grand
fc; zara janice
warnings; none??
birkin mom pt 2
masterlist !
landonorris posted on their story!
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yourusername: surprise ? ( p.s. i was serious when i said i wanted to be a birkin mom ) ( p.p.s. i did yell at lando )
landonorris: i said i’m sorry!
yourusername: baby said u gotta work for it & buy mama a bag
landonorris: she can’t talk yet??
yourusername: ok.
landonorris: WAIT I’M SORRY!
username: y/n said really said “walk him like a dog”
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username: oomf was right omg
username: mother (actually)
username: bye not lando apologizing so fast after y/n said ok😭😭
oscarpiastri: congratulations! surprised lando didn’t reveal it sooner he almost exploded!
yourusername: because i made him promise to wait but he broke that promise :)
landonorris: i said i’m sorry💔
username: con😭grat😭ula😭tions😭
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landonorris: the prettiest mom to be 🌷
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yourusername: oh lando norris, you know how to make a woman cry 🥹🥹
yourusername: curse you pregnancy hormones!!
yourusername: i forgive you💗💗
yourusername: even if i’m still kind of angry w u
landonorris: i love you too💓
username: HER MATERNITY PICS😍
username: she’s glowing, she’s gonna be such a pretty mom😩
username: imagine the y/n l/n as ur mother omg
mclaren: 🧡🧡
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carlossainz55: how is lando having a child when he is a child himself??
yourusername: i’m going to have 2 kids soon, can you believe that??
landonorris: i am a grown man? and responsible?? and a soon to be dad???
yourusername: babe, you wanted to name our baby papaya….
landonorris: it’s literally such a cute name idk what ur talking about
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yourusername & landonorris: welcome to this world, baby norris, mama & dada love you very much 💗
username: i am crying
username: y/n’s smile omg
username: they’re gonna be fantastic parents, i can just tell
danielricciardo: so when can i meet my goddaughter ?
oscarpiastri: who said you were going to be the godfather??
carlossainz55: who said either of you were going to be the godfather?? it’s going to be me
oscarpiastri: ha funny joke !
landonorris: battle to the death!
yourusername: see what i mean when i said i was going to have 2 kids…
username: new grid baby unlocked ✅
mclaren: newest and cutest addition to the papaya army, welcome baby norris!! 🧡🧡
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username: y/n really manifested being a birkin mom 😭😭😭
username: so excited for mom y/n vlog content!
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catching fire dash simulator
finnicksgirl Follow
my streams have been cutting all season omfg what is going on
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cinnagirl3000 Follow
anybody heard from cinna lately?
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Plutarch Heavensbee circa 2282
revolutionarykatniss
As if it’s not ENOUGH that yall wanna fuck the most morally bankrupt man alive who is more than complicit because he gets paid to live in luxury to ORCHESTRATE the deaths of innocents so that they’re a spectacle and don’t have the option to die even semi peacefully. as if that’s not enough. You wanna fuck him when he’s ugly?
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anyone else still thinking about how caesar and peeta were kinda ..
czrflckmn
Aren’t you the one who had the week long meltdown about peeta being overfamiliar with him
caesarflickerwoman
Well you see I’m gay and a man now
theeclove Follow
already tired of this fucking season of everlark -_- idgaf about the fucking fog
siblingvictors
DISTRICT ONE GONNA SEND THEM A CANCELLATION NOTICE!! #CASHMEREGLOSS4EVER
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everyone looooooves to act like NOTABLE cishet peeta is so gay w caesar as if his gay cohost isn't right there.... slaying in a wig..... sending yearning glances caesar's way right before the camera cuts......
johannadykeson Follow
tbh she’s got the WORST taste in allies idek why i continue to stan. girl MAGS?
#my girl going to get slorn :/
katnissgirlsmakedo
She is choosing with her HEART she chose to save peeta in the games REMEMBERRRRRRRR she’s literally a lovergirl to the core
#lovecore #heartcore #truelove
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Caesar flickerman kidn if a laughing gnome. Reblog
finnickforever Follow
I’ve supported finnick through a lot and defended them and I’ve always been proud they're from my district but honestly they went way too far by doing the salute during the interview. I can only hope that they just got caught up in the moment with everyone else doing it and obviously it’s a stressful situation but I don’t think I can continue endorsing them. I’ll be changing my url this week.
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hey guys i know times are tough for everyone and the capital has really cracked down but my mutual @divorceepeeta got flogged the other day and could really use some help. v3nmo here. anything helps #signalboost #mockingjay
disabledmags Follow
Tbh the baby is the saddest thing I've ever heard </3
peetaspride
Another citizen falling for capital propaganda. It's so glaringly apparent that this is made up to draw in views. The tributes undergo extensive medical examination prior to the games. They would NEVER let a pregnant woman compete.
disabledmags
As if killing children has ever stopped them before?
#We all saw him fall to protect her stomach before they even started the victory tour #Is it that ridiculous to believe two newlyweds fresh out of a life or death situation would celebrate a little carelessly?
peetaspride
If you think even the marriage is real you're stupider than I thought. Peeta spends every interview begging us to see his truth. The capital is shamelessly silencing him and "the baby" is a distraction.
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URL CHANGE!! faggotpeeta->peetasbabymama
cupcakeeverlark
this isnt funny. peeta's a real person with real feelings. it will never be funny to call someone a f***** as a joke. how would you feel if my url was f*****peetasbabymama?
peetasbabymama
ok
district420
isnt cupcakeeverlark literally prez snow's 12 yr old granddaughter lol
tendinghiswounds
OOMF IS 12???????????
everlarklovechild
the age is the problem here?
marriedeverlark Follow
Canon url 🎉🎊💅😁🥰♥️
beeteemp3 Follow
New content of my favorite tribute 😁😁😁
3ffietrinket
Girl there’s a 96% chance they die ?
peenick Follow
getting reports from the presidential banquet that Peeta looks gay as fuck
3v3rlark Follow
ik peeniss has been flagging w the rehearsed speeches but did anyone else see the way they looked at each other in the censored district 11 speech
rues-song
you’re STUPID she’s a capital pawn AND i fucked your mom while you were busy looking for illegal streams
senecacraneofficial Follow
rip seneca you were so babygirl </3
plutarchbaby69
so now you think we can’t fuck old men?
#this fandom is so ageist #this is prob what I get for blogging about thg tbh since # it’s literally about kids. Some of you ppl need to grow up
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Something Sweet
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Pairing: Mark Webber x Sugarbaby!reader
Warnings: A lot of use of daddy but only from random twitter users, reader is implied to be quite a bit younger than Mark but an exact number is never given.
Notes: I should start on the Nico fic in not too long (probably a bit later in the week. But here is the Mark smau:)
Request: Can i ask for nico rosberg fluff or a mark webber sugar daddy smau?
Summary: Mark Webber looks like he should have a sugar baby attached to his side, so why doesn't he?
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Yourusername: Life lately 💋🎀💕
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User1: I want to be you so badly
↳Yourusername: I've found meeting a someone that wants to "help support me" does the trick 😉
User2:This luxury lifestyle is a NEED!!! How do you afford it?
↳Yourusername: My amazing boyfie🥰
User3: GIRL YOU'RE TAKEN!?!?!
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User4: Did anyone also see Mark freaking Webber in the likes!?!?👀
↳User5: Who?
↳User4: Dilfiest of all dilfs ever, he's an ex-F1 driver
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Yourusername: Week without the boyf so I decided to treat myself🎀💕
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User1: Woah. Is this Mark's new girl?
↳User2: Nothing was proven but he is in the likes and her last photo is the same that oomf used for the thread so...👀
User5: YOU ARE SO HOT!!❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥💰💰❤
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User4: Woah, how did your man react to you posting such a hot photo dump when he isn't in it this time!?!?🔥🔥🔥
↳Yourusername: He just send an Australian kiss (and half a grand)💋💕
User 6: Whoah who is this cute young thing?
↳User7: Don't speak like that, it's objectification. But this is Mark Webber's rumoured girlfriend
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Yourusername: You would too 💋💕
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User1: This is iconic I fear...
↳User2: No but like fr
User3: I aspire to be this unbothered.
↳User4: Literally. I'm desperate to see more of her and Mark's dynamic.
Aussiegrit: ❤
↳Yourusername:Love u Markiepoo💕🎀
↳Aussiegrit:Love you more sweetheart❤
User5: I love her so so much
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↳User5: I SEE YOU MARK
User6: My question is, what is her contact name for someone like Mark🤔
↳Yourusername:...🤭 Oh I won't it's too bad
↳User7: Please Miss Y/L/N🥺🙏 Just tell us
↳Yourusername: Alright. I kid you not, its "A.T.Mark💋💰❤"
User8: You're hot AND funny!?!?!? Please leave Mark for me!!!
↳Aussiegrit: No can do I'm afraid
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Aussiegrit: From my baby😏💸 to My Love🌹❤
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stray kids as romantic tropes
with little to no context
ot8
not proofread guys my bad
bangchan - friends to lovers
like wbk... he's got that friendly aura and i think he'd just befriend you thinking that you were just a pretty person but it turns into something more. he'd be very open about his feelings when he realizes how he feels i think.. and he'd confess with flowers and a nice dinner hoping to charm you but there's no charming needed cause he's just the best guy ever.
minho - college sweethearts
OKAY SO what i think is that it would be a love at first sight oh trust he fell first and harder and like campus would be so fun starting from the day you first saw him until you finally got together like.. he'd be flirty all the time omf like he'd mess with you playfully and hope you would catch the hints. he'd catch himself grinning and smiling after talking to you and all his friends would tease him about you but he wouldn't care cause he is head over heels TRUST!!!
changbin - newly married couple
oomfs i think he'd be the perfect husband i'm not even playing like walk with me... he goes to the gym, he can cook, he would be down extremely bad for his partner LIKE TRUST. his love language doesn't exist cause he uses them all like his rich ass would buy anything you asked for. when people ask him if he's bored of you now that you're married he's just shocked because how could someone be bored.
hyunjin - strangers to lovers
as i have said before he just looks like a stranger you'd meet on a trip and he's just the best person you've ever met like.. you'd stay with him for a while maybe and it would be the best ever: treats for you every morning, flowers, presents, kisses, portraits, paintings, hugs and lots of hopeless romantic stuff. he just has that mysterious aura that makes him the perfect stranger that turns into something more.
han - brothers best friend
he'd be your brothers awkward friend that comes over once in a while and talks to you looking at the floor cause he got no game and he's loser number one but once you get more comfortable he's just so funny like you find yourself laughing at his stupid jokes all the time. i think he would always have a crush on you since the day you met but won't say it cause you're his friends sister.
felix - childhood friends to lovers
liiikeeee doesn't he just feel like it or am i crazy... he's so warm and cute and fuzzy.. you two have been friends forever (there would probably be a lot of like right people wrong time) and you both realize you like each other but are too scared to confess in fear of ruining your friendship so it all remains a secret till it probably slips out from one of his friends and well you know the rest.
seungmin - enemies to lovers
like everyone says this but i think its so so accurate like he'd be perfect in an academic rivals or office enemies; he would tease and annoy you at any occasion and then realize he's fallen for you but won't admit it ever, and i think he'd become even more annoying when he realizes that he likes you just to suppress those feelings.
jeongin - secret relationship
so errrm hear me out okay, it's the way he's so careful with stuff but he's also so secretive about his feelings i feel like when he finally gets himself to confess and you agree he just needs time. that time would be spent hiding every kiss and holding hands under the table and then walking back to wherever you need to go pretending you're still just friends when you're much more, but only you two need to know that.
i might write these extensively and seriously but i just wanted to put this out there cause ive been thinking about it for so long
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