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Online Matchup
Summery: Y/n thought it would be fun signing up on dating sites, just for shits and giggles. Who knew that was one of the best decisions they made, especially when they're having too much fun talking to a certain Jason Todd.
warning: swearing, unedited I think, mentions of cancer, fluff, lots of back and forth teasing
word count: 3072
a/n: I promised myself I'd post a fic today, though it's not the one I wanted, I hope you enjoy regardless.
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Inspired by this:
September 19
You matched with Jason Todd, say hello!
Y/N So, when you say you're looking for a partner in crime Do you mean, like, rob a bank and fight batman? Or like, cozy up on the couch with the fireplace going while it's raining while we try to finish the books we bought? Cuz, I can do the second one I dont think i could fight batman or any of his kids Or even what to, you know? They’re kind of scary …. well maybe one of them i would fight I say fight but its wont be Oh man, I am so sorry about this. This is not how i wanted to tell you that i am a rambler I’m just gonna see myself out Goodday
Jason Ngl this made me laugh So who would you fight but not really?
Y/N You can’t honestly be interested in who I would fight? No way
Jason Way you seemed interesting and i want to get to know you
Y/N … okay but you need to answer my question first
Jason: Lol fair. And it would be the second one. I too wouldn’t fight batman but for different reasons
Y/N: So you're a fighter?
Jason Nope This isn’t how it works
y/n: Fine but remember, you asked for this
Jason: Okay but it’s not like you have a plan on fighting all the batmans kids so i think im safe
y/n: …….
Jason: Oh shit you do?!
y/n: I plead the fifth
Jason: You just got a little more interesting
y/n: I’m going home
Jason: Damn and here i thought i’d finally found the love of my life
y/n: No, nope Don’t say that The more you talk to me, you’ll find the real me and then want nothing to do with me
Jason: Let me be the judge of that We matched for a reason and i want to find out Don’t you?
Y/n: Aren’t you a charmer Okay fine. 20 questions?
Jason: Sure but after you tell what you would do in a fight with the batfam
y/n: I was hoping you would drop this, damn Alright, you get the honour of telling me who you want to know
Jason: Nightwing
Y/N: Really? Okay. well first i was thinking of just flirting my way out, but he looks like he’d flirt back and i’m not the best at it to begin with, so I’d just get all flustered Bro’s an acrobat, i aint running from him. I aint running from all of them if i’m being honest. Nah for nightwing, he strikes me as a dork in some way. I’ll talk my way out of it. And if there’s something i’m good at, it’s talking.
Jason: So your plan is to talk circles around him?
Y/N: Yes Once i figure out what type of dork he is, imma talk until he gets confused and then i’ll run away Bro won’t see it coming
Jason: I should tell my brother He’s a huge nightwing fan
y/n: Nooooooooooo No one needs to know i don’t need other people to know how weird i am Especially your family I don't want my first meeting to be ‘hey, you’re that chick that’ll talk nightwing to confusion. Man that was a great laugh’
Jason: You think this will go that far?
Y/N: Honestly? No But i have hope You?
Jason: Ya Anyways, red robin?
Y/N: You skipped red hood
Jason: Saving him for last
Y/N: Fair Hes smart, can’t really talk myself out of that one nor would I flirt He is too young and not my type So i use his weakness
Jason: There’s no way you know that
Y/N: No but I know the dude doesn’t have a regular sleep schedule.
Jason: How do you know that?
Y/N: Back when I worked at a coffee shop, I took his order a few times and watched him down his coffee while it was still hot I asked him once, why? Dude said, and i kid you not ‘sleep is for the week and coffee is god’ Ngl, i laughed and gave him a free coffee just for making my day
Jason: Shit day?
Y/N: Ugh you had no idea. I had two tests that day and a term paper due but i couldn’t get it printed in time so that was late Didn’t help i woke up on the couch, and my body didn’t like that
Jason: You in school?
Y/n: Ya, only two years in but i want it to end
Jason: Not a fan?
Y/N: Eh When did we start playing 20 questions?
Jason: Right, we we suppose to play after you finished your hypotheticals
Y/N: Curses Me and my big mouth Who’s next?
Jason: We’re still on RR
Y/N: Blah right I’ll just bride him with coffee and make a run for it
Jason: The fact that that could actually work is scary Are you sure you’re not a villain?
Y/N: Nope just an engineering student who could fight god with enough coffee and no sleep Honestly, RR’s my spirit animal
Jason: Robin
Y/N: Are you nuts? I’d turn myself in and then some ain’t no way i’m coming up with a plan for him He scares me
Jason: Why?
Y/N: I watched him fight a few times The dude has enough skill and rage to fight the justice league if need be I bet he could kill too He looks like it
Jason: Okay you're not wrong But if you had to come up with a plan, what would it be?
Y/N: Cannot believe you’re making me do this Fine Little dude may have a hard exterior, but years of reading and knowing people like him, he has a soft spot and use that against him
Jason: Do you know what that is?
Y/N: … I am going to die If robin finds this, I am dying by either embarrassment or by his hands
Jason: Come on, you gotta tell me I’m at the edge of my seat here
Y/N: Fine, but if i’m going down I’m taking you with me
Jason: But we’ve only just met
Y/N: Maybe so, but I actually like you But i’m starting to doubt
Jason: Aw come on, little bird
Y/N: Damnit I happened to be walking home and watched him sit in an alley playing with cats Must have been a slow night, he was there for hours
Jason: It was the little bird wasn’t it?
Y/N: So who’s next? Spoiler? Batgirl? The signal? Red hood? Oracle? Well, I wouldn’t fight Oracle, I don’t know who they are but I know they would win so I’m going to stay clear of them No, you know what? I can tell you my answer for all three of them I’d bribe them with cookies or something. Idk if they would take it but that’s my plan. Just straight up bribery. Who could resist cookies?
Jason: That’s your answer to everything huh?
Y/n: Yup
Jason: Even with RH?
Y/n: … He’s different
Jason: How so?
Y/N: Mm, okay but your not allowed to judge Or laugh
Jason: Should I be scared?
Y/N: Depends Anyways, i have a crush on him So I would shoot my shot and if i get turned down then at least I tried
Jason: You have a crush on Red Hood? Out of everyone there is, why him?
Y/N: You’re judging! You said you wouldn’t
Jason: I didn’t say shit Now tell me why him?
Y/N: Hell if I know But have you seen him?
Jason: I have but you don’t even see his face
Y/N: That just adds to the mystic that is Red Hood I just know he’s got a good looking face underneath the mask
Jason: You really are something else
Y/N: Sorry I’m a big fan of RH And I guess I like the thought of a mystery So if you want to end this now, I understand
Jason: Who said anything about ending this?
Y/N: Don’t know, a lot of people who seem interested in me kind of leave after they find out Either they don’t want to compete with a crush that I know have zero chance at or they just don’t like red hood and being with a fan isn’t something they want
Jason: They’re stupid I ain’t leaving for that And who knows, maybe you can shoot your shot one day
Y/N: HA That’s not going to happen I freeze up when I’m near someone I like I’d probably stutter and say something embarrassing and run away No thank you
Jason: Thought it out huh
Y/N: You have no idea Anyways, 20 questions?
Jason: I did promise You can ask a couple?
Y/N: Favourite colour?
Jason: Really? After what I did to you, your going to ask something simple
Y/N: Answer the question Jason
Jason: Green
Y/N: Thank you Favourite food?
Jason: What’s with the easy questions? Give me some hard hitting personal ones
Y/N: I will in time Now, answers please
Jason: Chili dogs
Y/N: Those things are gross
Jason: Hey, they are the pinnacle of street food You just have to find the right places
Y/N: Mmkay, if you say so
Jason: Alright, gonna have to take you to one of my favourite places
Y/N: That right?
Jason: Only way to convince you Where do you go to school?
Y/N: Looking forward to it Gotham University, you?
Jason: Not yet, but trying to Kind of hard when you were declared dead for a while
Y/N: Fucking what?! Gonna need that story
Jason: Nope, gotta reach at least level 10 in friendship to unlock it
YN: Damnit
Jason: Sorry little bird
Y/N: You didn’t need to say it so casually tho Who just mentions, ‘yeah i’ve been declared dead but haven’t done anything’ into a conversation And not elaborate on it This is bullshit, sir
Jason: It has happened to people
Y/N: Yeah, but they tell people why You just Dropped a bomb like that and say, not yet Whatever, i’ll drop it
Jason: You sure? Sounds like it’ll bother you until you get the story
Y/N: Yes I’m sure Yes it will bother me But like I said, I like you and I don’t want to be pushy I’m not a pushy person
Jason: Awe does someone have a wittle crush
Y/N: No You got nothing on RH
Jason: Now that just hurts, little bird
Y/N: Don’t you have a question you need to ask?
Jason: Are you flustered? I feel like you’re flustered
Y/N: Amazing weather we’re having Despite the rain and all
Jason: Alright, I’ll stop with the teasing For now Born in Gotham?
Y/N: No I am from Metropolis, moved here for school
Jason: Any other reason?
Y/N: Yeah, Superman kept destroying my apartment building I’ve moved three times and somehow, he always finds the building I’m living in Minute I graduated high school, I moved
Jason: But why Gotham?
Y/N: Gotham intrigues me
Jason: You’re so weird
Y/N: Thank you Since you’re not in school, what do you do?
Jason: Mechanic Didn’t really want my dad’s help so I’m finding my way in life
Y/N: Not a great relationship?
Jason: You can say that So, engineering huh?
Y/N: Yup I love building and taking things apart Have since I was little
Jason: Gonna change the world?
Y/N: Imma try but can’t really do that while working at luthor corp
Jason: Please tell me your joking
Y/N: Ah, not a fan I see Can’t blame you but I am not It was one of the first places I’ve applied to and hear back right away I accepted before getting my other interviews
Jason: jumped the gun a bit
Y/N: Yeah I did. I wished I didn’t but oh well I’ll find something better if this doesn’t work out
Jason: Why don’t you quit now?
Y/N: I am a broke college student who needs money If I quit now, I’m not sure if I find someone to take me Plus the hours working there are helping my schooling, so it’s kinda late to switch jobs
Jason: Can’t believe I’m saying this but try wanye enterprise I hear they’re good to work for
Y/n: I plan too eventually But at the moment, this is fine The hours I have now works with my school hours
Jason: How’s working there anyways?
Y/N: Not too bad I guess I’m allowed to work on my own projects as long as I work on the assigned ones The people are nice and all but it could be better
Jason: But you don’t like it there?
Y/N: I don’t like Lex Luthor and what he represents I guess
Jason: So you believe that he’s trying to take down superman?
Y/N: I’ve seen one of their fights Nothing to believe
Jason: Must of been some fight
Y/N: Mm So What did you mean, I can’t believe I’m saying this?
Jason: You can’t be weird about it
Y/N: Oh? I am intrigued
Jason: You’re making it weird
Y/N: I am not It’s not like I said you have a crush on Bruce Wayne or something That would have been weird
Jason: Is this how you felt when I teased you?
Y/N: Paybacks a bitch isn’t it?
Jason: I hate you
Y/N: Okay
Jason: I do
Y/N: You’re deflecting
Jason: Oh my god Fine He’s my dad, well adoptive dad
Y/N: Cool
Jason: That’s it? You’re not going to fawn over him being my dad? Ask me questions about what he’s like? Ask if the tabloids are true?
Y/N: Nope Tbh, I don’t care for Bruce Like, I applaud him for what he’s trying to do for Gotham and all But, seeing him on every magazine everywhere I go gets a bit tiring He’s just another dude that people are obsessed with Who cares if he’s rich Besides, I’m talking to you aren’t I? Who cares about Bruce Wayne I wanna know Jason Todd
Jason: You know? I think I may actually be in love
Y/N: Stooooooop You can’t say things like that
Jason Why? Cuz you get flustered so easily?
Y/N And if I do?
Jason Gotta say it’s my favourite past time
Y/N So, the reason you don’t have a great relationship with Bruce Does it have anything to do with you being dead or something?
Jason Wow WOW I cannot believe you We go from what's your favourites to hard hitting questions huh? I see how it is
Y/N I told you they were coming
Jason I just didn’t think you’d use it as a deflection tactic
Y/N Yeah I want to say sorry But I’m not I’m sure you would use anything to get attention from yourself
Jason Can’t do positive attention
Y/N Eh
Jason I hear you And yes it is part of the reason why me and Bruce are not in good terms
Y/N Mm, I’m sure he’s trying
Jason In his own Bruce way yeah
Y/N Are you?
Jason I like to believe I am Why the interest?
Y/N I don’t know Maybe it’s the fact that my relationship with my dad isn’t the best
Jason You’re dad’s not Bruce Wayne’s too?
Y/N HA Then I would not be talking to you in this fashion
Jason That is true So then what?
Y/N My mom says we are too similar to each other Got the same attitude and all I believe it Growing up, it was all your useless and you’ll amount to nothing Or he’ll ignore me, and I’d prefer that over the degrading Only time he’d show his affection was if he was drunk
Jason Wow Sorry
Y/N Yeah It’s gotten better since I moved out Now it’s there, and I’m still processing
Jason Processing what?
Y/N Mm It’s a pretty heavy topic to get into with someone you just met
Jason Can’t be worse than me being dead for months
Y/N Months?! How many?
Jason Oh damn You are a lot easier to talk with then who I normally socialize with
Y/N I shall take that as a complement
Jason As you should And no, I will not be elaborating
Y/N Alright fair But I will get the story
Jason Mm, I’m sure you will So? Gonna answer my question
Y/N Last year he was diagnosed with cancer Not sure what it is, but it already spread
Jason How long did the doctors give him?
Y/N He didn’t want to know Can’t blame him for
Jason Sorry about that
Y/N Yeah
Jason You don’t sound to hurt about it
Y/N Like I said, still processing it so I don’t know how to feel With the childhood I had, I don’t know how too But I know when it comes down to it, my emotions will hit me like a truck when the day comes
Jason Well, soak up as much time as you can before you have any regrets
Y/N Trying to He is just making it impossible Whoo boy! That was a lot of emotion for one night I think I’m going to eat some ice cream and binge watch my favourite show
Jason Sounds fun, wish I could join but I promised my brothers with help
Y/N How many do you have?
Jason Do you read anything about the Wayne family?
Y/N Nope What I know about him is what is whispered between my classes and work and even then I don’t listen to them
Jason Really committed on not caring about him, huh Four brothers and three sisters
Y/N Big family
Jason Bruce likes to adopt
Y/N I can tell Anyways, have fun tonight
Jason I’ll try Would you be interested in talking some more?
Y/N I would love to
#jason todd x reader#jason todd#jason todd gn!reader#batman imagine#my writing#this was purely for my entertainment#but enjoy#online match up
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"If the original novel had given this thing more than ten words of description, there was no way he wouldn’t have remembered!"
#svsss#shen qingqiu#zhuzhi lang#sqq#zzl#is this a ship? do they have a ship tag?#anyway i'm just feeling slightly obsessed with the dynamic of:#ZZL: i am a strange hideous creature [derogatory] vs SQQ: that's a strange hideous creature [affectionate]#@mikkeneko thank you! i'm glad you like his design! bc man am i ever having fun drawing this snake boy#expect more in the future#my art#you know when it comes to mdzs/tgcf i'm pretty solidly ''yes i like the main ship no i refuse to entertain any variations on it''#whereas so far in svsss i'm team ''throw 'em all in a blender hit puree and see what comes flying out''#specifically i think sqq deserves an unwitting harem and i will rotate every bizarre dynamic that spins off that in my head#zhushen
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"X fell first, Y fell harder," or, in James Beaufort's case, he fell first and harder. I mean, he literally got like .2 seconds of compassion from Ruby and boy dropped like a fucking stone.
#maxton hall#james beaufort#ruby bell#james x ruby#idk any of the tags for this#this is purely about the amazon prime version because i have not read the books and have no idea if it applies#james beaufort is an absolute disaster of a human being#maxton hall prime#i'm glad this show blew up because it was a very entertaining way to practice my German listening skills (which are not good)#maxton hall spoilers#i guess
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I originally had typed up a whole ass angry rant about how fucking awful some of the takes are about Oppenheimer (it seems primarily from people who haven't even seen the fucking film), but I decided against posting it (and then I wrote this which now that I'm reading over it, still ended up being a bit of an angry fucking rant so oops).
But what I will say is that the film does not glorify the bomb or what it was used for. So please shut the fuck up about that. Also, this is a story about J. Robert Oppenheimer. The bomb is a large part of the story because it was a huge part of his life. But the focus is on him and his emotional journey through the film. They are trying to pack about 600 pages of dense material into three hours. There is simply not enough time to go on a side quest to address a lot of the things many of you are insisting be addressed. Especially when Oppenheimer himself was not directly involved in them.
I've seen many people say that this story should never have been told. And, kindly, fuck you. We live in an age where people are constantly trying to change, discredit, or dismiss history. We desperately need more people to become engaged with it again. Prior to this film, there were a whole ton of people who had been so failed by their history classes they had no idea who J. Robert Oppenheimer even was. People still know alarmingly little about the bomb and the scientists who worked on it and if this film allows them to be more interested/educated in that topic, that's a win.
This film brings to light more than just the bomb. It's a discussion on morality and the relationship between scientists and the government.
Also, you don't get to say that a piece of art shouldn't be made just because it makes you fucking uncomfortable. Don't consume that piece of art, then. But you have no right to say someone shouldn't make something, or others shouldn't consume or enjoy it just because it makes you uncomfortable.
#fucking people istg#it must exhausting needing every piece of entertainment you consume to be morally pure#why do i feel like i'm about to have a whole bunch of people getting very angry in my inbox#just let people enjoy things jfc#oppenheimer#lily babbles
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me: im gonna take a break from drawing today!
also me: DRAW THESE BITCHES AS PONIES
ive literally never drawn mlp art a day in my life. What is wrong with me
#i think 8 year old me who used deviantart bases to make mlp versions of fnaf characters would be so proud rn#anyway i was actually thinking about “”lore“” while drawing this#i think maybe the soul jam would be the equivalent to the elements of harmony#even though i based sm's proportions off of nightmare moon and chrysalis#i think he and the other beasts would be more or less similar to discord#in which theyre awakened one by one and cause a bunch of problems (sm in this case would be causing chaos to entertain himself)#and they have to be defeated by the soul jam#even though it would be funny if mystic flour thanos snapped everyone again i think she would be similar to starlight glimmer in which#she kinda brainwashes everyone to become completely apathetic and lacking in any individuality#and taking their cutiemarks away and stuff . Thoughts chat?#also i am aware that men in the show have completely different proportions but i think they all look ugly so i went w the girl pony bodies#SUE ME!!!#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#mlp#my little pony#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#vanilla milkshake#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#my art#clip studio paint#2024
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Okay but seriously, F1 driver/engineer swap WHEN? Max and GP have already been practicing on the sim anyway lol
#imagine his cute ass on the pitwall#also i firmly believe our old married couple can pull it off#and bring xavi back purely for my entertainment#max verstappen#gianpiero lambiase#xavi marcos#charles leclerc#red bull racing#monza gp 2024#f1
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cowboy!au when?
#destiel#spn#supernatural#this is purely for my entertainment#but also....misha in this outfit.......#dean winchester#castiel#spn thoughts
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okay FINE I WILL WATCH DUNGEON MESHI
#i watched. two episodes and got distracted/busy. a month ago#and frankly while reblogging posts and trying to figure out whats going on purely via my dash has been. vastly entertaining#it's finally time im gonna fucking finish this anime or die trying#dm#ev.post
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some ORV wips for your viewing pleasure
#omniscent reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#yoo joonghyuk#joongdok#kim dokja#orv fanart#orv#my art#purely for my personal entertainment and enjoyment#tarot cards#beginner artist#please give me art tips
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uuuuuh Another One
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this character design should be considered an actual sin
#i’m all for imaginative interpretations but PLEASE#st peter is NOT a noseless blond twink he is a 60 year old syrian man#not that i’m expecting like. hazbin hotel of all shows to be biblically accurate LMFAO#i really don’t care if most shows (hazbin; spn; etc) are accurate#since the whole thing is just to have fun and entertain#but like have SOME diversity in character archetype#there’s honestly no reason for me to be posting this on my catholic blog anyway idc abt the plot this is purely a design complaint lol
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i cannot begin to tell you guys how much i hate this charles grey fucker and his ugly face and ugly hair someone fire his barber. why is he always here. can he fuck off for once with his annoying ass chipmunk voice and his annoying ass chipmunk face.
#if charles grey has zero haters im dead#yana kills off agni but keeps HIM alive???#biggest flaw in book of atlantic was when the zombies didn’t rip apart this guy#book of murder would've been so much better if he was the one murdered#charles phipps is calm tho#but i fucking hate this guy with his btec jellyfish hair more like a jellyfish washed up on shore#dare i say i hate season 2 less than i hate this guy#because at least season 2 was entertaining#yeah it was a shitshow but it was entertaining#this guy brings NOTHING to the table#this is just one of my irrational hatred of a character for no solid reason i just don't like him#i dont need someone telling me why i should like him#because i never will#i dont care what he serves to the story#i hate him purely for personal reasons#ugly ass hair and ugly ass face#yana PLEASE kill him off#kuroshitsuji#black butler#kuroshitpost#kuroshitsuji manga#black butler manga#charles grey#rant
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Caitriona Balfe + Sam Heughan playing "Who Said It"
#sam heughan#caitriona balfe#outlandercast#outlander#entertainment weekly#samcait#this game was pure chaotic joy#Ridiculous Goobers#Gorgeous Goobers#who are#Better Together#my edit#Season 7 promo
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Its fair to say that the DC fandom is a pretty divided space between those who care about canon and those who don’t and I usually veer closer to the canon-caring side but every now and then I venture over to see what those fanon madlads are up to and I have to confess to being, at the very least, deeply entertained every single time
#say what you will abt reading the comics and all that#but those guys are having a straight up Good Time#every now I then I will indulge myself with a fanon fic#as a treat#can’t fault them for pure entertainment#me venturing over into the dark unknowns of ao3: what are those little freaks (affectionate) up to now#dc#batman#superman#young justice#bruce wayne#clark kent#PSA this is not me trying to act superior to all my fanon lovers out there#yall are doing it like no others and I respect it#listen I KNOW its ooc sometimes but by talos it entertains me and isn’t that what truly matters#this is me bridging the gap between the two sides of this fandom#you see that gap? I’ve bridged it#posts I made when tired#batfamily#batfam#superfam
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Five outfits and five places with my own courier.
#posting your own character feels cringe 🫣 but look at my girl and my drawings boy#this is purely for my own entertainment tho#i will later draw more clothes and my sole survivor girlie too#my courier#fnv#courier six#fanart#geym#n.a
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Day 274 | id in alt
I like to think Gojo has the strongest mentality so far up his ass it pisses Kugisaki off because, DUDE. SHE FUCKING GETS IT. BE QUIET. He's emo but a different color.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#gojo satoru#didn't color him normally because i didn't wanna💖#i fuckin passed out the other day sorry bout that but thankfully i now i have a fully draw thing for tewmorrow#gojo brings me great loathing and i cannot begin to piece together the pure “i know his issues and i no longer care” i have for him#the fandom shoves it down your throat too much for me for actually care for his existence#i say this like i didn't just watch a limbus company character shout for her oarmen for 30 minutes straight#listen. very good va and very entertaining for my unitched brain wrinkles#i love the sea in any kind of way i love weird shit#yall gonna hafta side eye me before i stare grabbing Kugisaki with rose and bear imagery again heavily#woe. fixation upon me#not woe because i fucking adore Kugisaki are you fuckin kidding me#i have so many things to jab gojo with for Kugisaki dont even get me started#no. dagons domain and his awakened design did not remotely make me happy#basic as FUCk imo but we wont get into that#im very passionate about mind and cosmic horror and sea horror and whatever that kinda shit sorry#i will push it through Kugisaki. hope yall are okay w that💖☝️
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