#this was all him
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trentcrimmapologist · 2 years ago
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Roy Kent: Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. And once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can, for as long as you can. And then you start to beat them again.
Trent Crimm:
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sparklebyte · 14 days ago
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“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”
WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.
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idcaboutart · 25 days ago
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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude
only you can show me this
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swedenis-h · 19 days ago
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Wife lovers till they die
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noamglompsky · 25 days ago
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ERASE the plot of the whole series from your minds. they’re living a calm regular life and have their own jayviks to obsess over.
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archi-pelago · 2 months ago
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
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mushyooms · 2 months ago
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he's so real
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psychicbluebirdmiracle · 6 months ago
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
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I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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parasocialpixlriffs · 3 months ago
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ROSANNA PANSINO???
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??????
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beaft · 11 months ago
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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yourfavecharacterisqueer · 5 months ago
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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).
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sparklebyte · 15 days ago
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oh so you’re telling me the guy had a 3 page handwritten explanation of his motives and mindset and a gun and silencer that matches the description despite it being a week since the guy was shot? hmmmm interesting
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zytes · 1 year ago
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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mettywiththenotes · 18 days ago
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Caitlyn: Viktor's at the center of all this, isn't he?
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Jayce: *deep sigh* I miss my wife, Caitlyn. I miss him a lot.
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eydilily · 27 days ago
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
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