#this was a really quick sketch but surprisingly nice

[little-chaos-arts]

I see Megumi smile I have to draw him. I don't make the rules. (I mean I could but oh well....)

[fumiscripts]

✦ DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

✦ one shot ,, michael kaiser x gn!reader

✦ content:: you're an artist, michael is your muse. plot twist: you hate his guts, but he's still too pretty not to draw

crack/fluff, 936 words

additional:: reader and kaiser have confused feelings towards each other, very little swearing, reader threatens to draw kaiser pregnant, insulting and teasing as a love language, might be a little off character maybe, slight suggestive joke, this dialogue came to me in a vision

This is so unfair. Why did he have to be so insanely ethereal?

You hate Michael Kaiser. Everything about him ticks you off. From his egoistic personality to his cocky demeanor. You wanted to kick a ball to his unfortunately pretty face. The same face which you've been sketching in your book. Over and over again. You couldn't stop drawing him. It's becoming a problem for you, and him teasing you for it was not helping.

Well, in your mind, he didn't have the right to be drawn by you. Yeah, his hair frames his features perfectly, and each curve and slope of his face looks sculpted like some Greek statue, and his eyes are the most mesmerizing shade of blue— damn, you really loathe the way you think about him like this.

He doesn't even deserve each stroke and line that you put on paper. All that work could've been put into drawing something more interesting. Like a random apple. Anything but him.

You really disliked that he was your muse.

It was the nth time where you etched another portrait of the blond into your sketchbook. You've lost count of how many pieces you've drawn of him, at this point. Your eyes flicker between the paper and him, catching every detail and immortalizing it to paper, your other hand propped up on the table and holding your head. Kaiser, himself, was sitting on a seat across from you, reading another of those books you never bothered to learn the titles of.

He was staying still— much to your convenience— and, surprisingly, not being talkative, at the moment— also much to your convenience. You much prefer the peaceful quiet over the usual bantering that stems from him rilling you up with out-of-pocket remarks, and you retorting back despite being aware of this.

The while of being able to peacefully do your thing didn't last, like you hoped. Once he noticed what you were doing, he was back on your ass to be a mocking bitch about it.

“Drawing me again? How obsessed are you?” Kaiser mused, staring at where the lead of the pencil met paper. You stared at him, pausing with your sketch as you deadpan, internally planning how to hide the body within the lounge after you manifest a meteorite falling on him. You were definitely not looking at him for another reason. Gosh, he's so gorgeous, you can't stand breathing the same air as him.

You tear your gaze away, landing back on the textured parchment beneath your hand. “You're easy to draw,” you snarkily reply. And you mean that in an insulting way. “I bet I can sketch you with three lines— that's how plain you are,” you added, just to make sure he doesn't use some loophole and claim that you don't find it difficult because of memorizing every detail of his by heart.

This earned a sneer from Kaiser, who placed his head on his intertwined fingers in a display of boredom. “Wow, so cruel,” he trails off, making a show with obviously feigning hurt. The blond sighs for a cherry on top, before going on. “Aren't you supposed to be nice to your muse?” Kaiser taunted, grinning.

“Shut up, before I draw you pregnant,” you state, a weird threat, but it was effective enough to make him do a double take. Though, it also resulted in him looking at you as if there was something wrong with your brain chemistry— like you were some failed attempt at making an intelligent creature— so perhaps it wasn't that effective in terms of threatening him. Whatever. You weren't really serious about it… maybe.

Kaiser was quick to recover from that off-putting statement of yours. “You sure do have weird fantasies about me,” he remarked, leaning back on his chair like he did something amazing, because to him, he just said something worthy to be written down as a quote.

You looked at him with a straight, blank face. Unlike how you did while sketching intricate lines that detailed his face. All that non-expression just to prove a point that, no, you didn't fantasize about him. “You wish,” you turned that idea down.

Now that those azure eyes were on you, going back to drawing would be an awkward choice. So, you shift your full attention to him.

Only because he was entertaining. Not because you want him, or anything.

“Mhm, keep denying it,” he says, his tone a little cocky, like he believed you were really dreaming about him. Oh, how you'd love to wipe that smug look off his face. “You want me so bad.”

“Nuh uh,” you reply, before adding something in order to have more chances in one-upping him in this argument. “Are you sure it's not the other way around? You sure are persistent,” this led to him tilting his head, a bit amused as you continued. “Maybe you're the one who wants me.”

Kaiser chuckles, sighing softly. “Yeah, right. I'm not the one filling sketchbooks with drawings of the other,” he retorted, running a hand through his hair, like he always does whenever he has nothing to do. “What, you gonna draw me like one of your french girls next?” he joked, raising an eyebrow.

You stared at him as he jested, blinking once, twice, before cringing. “Hell, no,” you bluntly rejected. You knew what he meant, and you wished you weren't able to understand the reference— you regretted being able to comprehend words and sentences.

He laughed at your reaction, finding entertainment in it.

So you fished out your phone, searching up mpreg references.

(a/n):: I was giggling while writing this

taglist:: @shrii-kk, @tired-xyra-urstruly, @fishii28, @yui2aku,

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[carpbread0]

NPC Life is the best

(Genshin Impact x gn reader - sagau)

(Second person)

part.2 —> part 3 —> part 4

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Startled by the alchemist’s sudden appearance you let out a small yelp of surprise.

“Holy god.. you scared the living daylights out of me” you say while putting your hand on your heart to show your sincerity.

“I apologize, traveler. I couldn’t help but be.. captivated, by your appearance. Is it alright if I sketch you?” He says looking at your with a blank expression despite telling you of his interest in your appearance.

“S-sure.. can I at least get your name?” You inquire. Of course you know who he was, he’s Albedo! For gods sake your heart rate spiked the moment you saw him creep up on you. The fake surprise was to make it seem like you didn’t notice him at all. It was better this way.

“My name is Albedo, chief alchemist of the knights of favonius. It’s a pleasure meeting you, and what’s your name traveler?” He gently asks as he pulls out his sketch pad.

“My name is y/n, might i ask how long your sketch will take? I’m kinda in a rush.” You sheepishly smile at him. Of course you’re in a rush. In a rush to get away from him!

“It’ll only take 10 minutes. While my drawing cannot capture your full.. essence, it’s better than forgetting such a unique appearance.” He says smoothly a little proud of himself for managing to stall a little more time with you. Truthfully, he could’ve finish a sketch of you in 3 minutes if he wanted to, but there was something about you that made him want to selfishly keep you to himself.

Blushing a bit from his complements you stay completely still for him to finish his sketch while glancing away from him every now and then to get rid of your flustered expression.

striking a conversation with albedo was surprisingly easy, during the ten minutes he managed to find out what your favorite foods were and what type of flowers you adored. He was quite the smooth talker. Ten times as smooth as his teapot dialogue.

as the ten minutes quickly pass albedo gives the sketch of you the final touches. “I’m finished. Would you like to see the results?” He inquires a little hopeful that you’d be willing to see the fruits of his effort.

“Of course!” You smile at him gleefully. You’ve never gotten a portrait of yourself before so it was a bit thrilling to see how someone drew you, nonetheless the great albedo himself!

Turning his sketch pad he shows a picture like drawing of you, your eyes and smile jarringly similar to the reflection you saw of yourself on the glass pains of little shops you’d walk by.

“It’s lovely. It’s almost like staring in the mirror!” You complement your worries of spending to much time with him out the window as your now distracted by his magnificent sketch.

“I’m glad you think so Y/n.” He gently says, his stomach feeling little flutters here and there from your sweet words. He almost felt.. human in a sense. Something he never thought he’d feel as a creation made of chalk.

“If it ever occurs, maybe once you’re free. We could perhaps go for a meal? You’re quite an interesting person and I’d like to get to know you better.” He says calmly despite his nervousness of being rejected.

“Oh, uh sure. Maybe once I’m free” you repeat to him with a kind smile. Although you know it’s not the best idea to get tangled with albedo especially since he’s a creation of someone from Khaenri'ah you couldn’t help but feel a little guilty if you declined his offer.

“I really must go now Albedo. It was nice getting to meet you.” You say to him with sincerity as you get up from the bench stretching a little from how long you were sitting.

“It was nice meeting you as well, Y/n.” Albedo says and waves as you start to walk down the steps to the town square. Unknown to you, Albedo couldn’t help but feel a little upset of your quick leave as he watches you disappear into the crowd.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

as you began to walk back out into crowds you realize it’s almost 5 pm. You sure took your time walking up to the cathedral.

You usually would eat dinner at this time so your stomach began to grumble a bit. Noticing your stomach’s little cry of hunger you decided to stop by good hunter and get a sweet madam to go. while waiting, you decided to brainstorm where to stay for the night, cause your sure as hell not sleeping in the open where anyone could cut you and see your blood.

mm.. maybe angle’s share? There is an extra room for drunkards willing to pay to stay for the night.. but that would mean you would have to get a drink. Maybe they serve grape juice! It’s been your favorite since you were 5. Yea, maybe staying in angle share’s is a good idea after all!

standing up from your seat, you go up to the counter and pay for your take out. let’s head to the tavern!

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Carp bread- feels way shorter than my usual brain poops but I’m like about to fall asleep and I’m pretty sure the next part I make will be a heft chunk bec of diluc whshhwhwhwhwhwhwh 👍😼

[notnights]

So obviously it's still too early to properly analyze the exact relationship dynamic between Jax and Gangle in canon. I promise this is less of me trying to find legitimate proof of any character speculations, and more just a string of very quick, messy personal thoughts on the topic. Context and motivation for their behaviors are likely to be explained in future episodes, and until then there's still quite a lot of uncharted territory left to explore. (Although I will say that both these characters are surprisingly more active and engaging with each other upon rewatch. aka, their willingness to be around one another seems mutual, the bullying is not.)

The only information that we can currently gather about Gangle are her canon appearances, the preview screenshot Glitch posted on the official account and to a lesser extent, Gangle's concept art sketches: Alot of it being about her fixation and dependency towards her comedy mask. We don't know whether she's fixated on the actual sensation being happy 24/7 or just the ability to appear joyful around everybody else just yet, or What her real-world equivalent of the mask was, or even if there ever was a real-world equivalent to begin with. But, Personal indictment is that she does genuinely want long term companionship and meaningful connections with other people. Or at the very least, not be subtly ostracized out of social convention. I think she believes that curating her outward demeanor might change the way others perceive her, and hopefully the way they interact with her as well. It doesn't really help that each of the circus crew are all a bit too much in their own heads to notice, one way or another. Even if they do mean well at the end of the day, it's never quite what she's really looking to accomplish. (It also doesn't help that her digital design is so detached from being human either, she's essentially a flat face on a piece of string. One can't really blame her for trying to make the most of what she's able to display tbh.)

So far, we know Jax is apathetic, violent and generally antagonistic towards everyone in the main cast, sometimes deliberately towards the girls. I think it isn't all that farfetched to believe he latched on to Gangle because she was malleable enough to target without facing most of the consequences. Subsequently, there's also the idea of him relating Gangle's tragedy mask to her willingness to comply: It's an emotional vulnerability for her (She already sees herself as less deserving of human interaction in this state, she won't have anyone else to go to, she doesn't seem to like being left alone). It's not farfetched to assume Jax sees the tragedy mask as a more "complied version" of Gangle, more entertaining and easier to string along. Me thinks he prefers it, but again. It's too soon to tell. Anyways something something designated role in group activities something something internalized self-worth I think Gangle and Ragatha have very similar philosophies when it comes to people pleasing and it almost makes me believe in the theory that they secretly don't get along even more.

(btw plz feel absolutely no pressure to respond to any of this at all - Again, very messy thoughts that I barely had time to collect. Ribbun is an unexpected infection with unfortunately very thought consuming brain fodder to me personally. Have a nice day.

I like these thoughts! It'll be really interesting to see how the Comedy and Tragedy masks work for Gangle.

I do agree Jax probably prefers Tragedy Gangle as even if it's only as deep as "she's funnier like that." And Gangle is the easiest victim for him in that state.

We've seen everyone (but Kinger, who Jax kind of doesn't bother too much, and you could argue it's because Kinger doesn't give an entertaining reaction) fight back against Jax's behavior in some way. Ragatha yells at him, Zooble isn't afraid to get physical, and we can tell Pomni had death on her mind when he threw her off the truck. The most Gangle has done is timidly resist for a few seconds before compiling. Steps on her mask, pushes her, grabs her and puts her in the drivers seat, she doesn't say anything.

She has a couple of bite back words, but then Jax just bites back and it shuts her down. Which is interesting because when Ragatha yells at him it's clear he thinks its funny and merely snarks back at her, often getting her to yell more. He gets different reactions out of everyone in the group and picks different entertainment from that. Gangle might be the one he knows he has proper control over.

As for the Ragatha and Gangle thing, I was really interested in the fact no one cared when Gangle broke her mask in the pilot, not even Ragatha who is our outwardly most caring. You could say it's because she had tunnel vision on Pomni, but I immediately interpreted it as, yeah Gangle's mask breaks all the time, she's crying all the time, eventually people stop caring. The boy who cried wolf, etc etc.

Even if Ragatha doesn't have direct conflict with Gangle, the fact Ragatha is someone who internalizes everything, and projects a positive outlook, I imagine someone like Gangle would make her pretty uncomfortable.

Here Ragatha is trying her darnest to keep it together and remain positive, meanwhile Gangle is crying all the time behind her.

"It's not so bad here Pomni, I promise!" as Gangle cries in the background.

Gangle being a constant reminder of how Ragatha, and maybe all of them really feel about being stuck here. Too early to say if Ragatha resents Gangle for this, or how she really feels about it. But if she does that's so sad because (we also don't know yet) Gangle has no control over these feelings, it wasn't her choice for her avatar to work like this.

Which honestly could be a good allegory for how certain people view mental illness in the real world too. Ragatha being a loved one who's uncomfortable with Gangle's moods, or even believes if Gangle just tried hard enough like her (example: keeping her comedy mask safe) she'd be fine. Ooh sad comic ideas.

[localplaguenurse]

"You really couldn't wait that long?"

Just a quick little thing based off of this ask as well as this one specifically. Can be read as a stand alone fic though it still applies to my Morax fic. Not beta read, sfw.

As the patron Archon of Liyue, Morax is tasked with guiding and protecting his people. From slaying monsters to making and fulfilling deals to creating currency, he is to do what is right for the people. In exchange, they provide him with worship and praise and gifts, ranging from simple prayers to building monuments in his honour.

That's where you find yourself this sunny, quiet afternoon.

When Morax is away fulfilling his duties as Archon, you like to draw or go on nice walks. When his duties drag on a little longer than expected, you often find yourself coming to his statues. They're the closest thing to your husband you can get until he returns home.

It takes you a bit, but you manage to scale the statue itself. Carefully, you seat yourself in his stone lap. You set your bag down next to, pulling out your sketchbook and art supplies, as well as the lunch you made ahead of time.

The first time you did it, you were ashamed for letting your impulsive thoughts get the better of you, and worried about the embarrassment of being caught. You also chastised yourself for being so clingy you would climb onto a stone imitation of your beloved because he's a day or two late. You eventually got over that, but you'd still die if he knew.

For a large stone statue, it's actually surprisingly comfortable. You spend most of your afternoon sitting on his lap, sketching the landscape, eating lunch, and simply enjoying the sunshine. It's rather relaxing.

"I wonder when Morax will be back," you murmur, simply just filling the quiet air.

"I've been back for quite a while now."

When you nearly leap out of your skin and off of the statue, familiar hands grabbed you and pull you back into a much softer, much warmer lap. Morax just smiles down at you, and you feel your face catch fire. When did he get back? When did he find you? How long has he been watching you?

He chuckles. "Could you really not wait a little longer for me to return?"

"I-I, uh, haha, I um..." You hide your face behind your hands. "I-I didn't see you there."

"Do you prefer the statue over me?" he asks.

"N-No," you tell him, "b-but you were taking a long time and... I-I was lonely."

He laughs once more, and you feel him press a kiss to your scalp. "I'll try to be more mindful of how clingy my little wife is."

"I am not c-clingy."

"Of course you aren't. That's why you're sitting on my statue's lap, right?"

[alloru]

greetings, fellow human beings! ^v^

I had a really cool idea for a character design this week and just had to make a quick sketch of it. that (admittedly not-short) sketch ended up turning into full line art yesterday, so I figured now would be a great time to post it!

I didn't use many reference images or specific sources of inspiration for this one surprisingly. the only parts I was a little stumped on were the hairstyle and horns, but I quickly figured out how to make both of those look believable!

have a nice wip wednesday and take care of yourself for the next 24 hours! you deserve it c:

[batri-jopa]

Back on track!

Dedicated to @figuringthengsout because you like horses, I hope this includes zebras!😘

I don't know much about who this guy is and I don't have a story for them. But, as you see, they're one pony very eager to become a hero! So maybe you can take them home, give them name and give them a story yourself?

If any hint about the character - I'm pretty sure they're made of fascinating contradictions😉 And they obviously live in Africa!

Okey, there was a short break in my drawing (it was because of my first real life art exhibition - which was really nice by the way����) but now that my sleeping time and everyday routine already came back to norm - I wanted to start making art again.

For some reason quick sketching with my ballpen is the most relaxing creative activity. Of course I have tons of other ambitious ideas and plans of things to draw - but drawing something "just like that" is always the easiest way to come back on track. And sketching with a ballpen gives you no way to come back and correct things which is... surprisingly relaxing as well? No pressure for this to be perfect. So here's just minimal edition that nobody might notice

[lepusrufus]

'ello :]

2, 4, 27 for ask game?

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

Definitely left for me! And surprisingly enough facing forward isn't that hard either but right?? Eugh eugh eugh (giving the dirtiest look at Vi’s haircut that's an additional pain in the ass to draw from the non shaved side)

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

Funnily enough, I had a really hard time drawing Caitlyn when I first got into Arcane. Her facial features were just really hard to get just right for me but oh well if there's a blorbo there's perseverance

But as far as more broad subjects go, environments are kind of a pain but gosh do I love drawing a good background. Tho tbf it's also in virtue of the fact that I don't draw a lot of bgs sooo....

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with

Look. Listen. You're supposed to do warm-up sketches to get yourself into that drawing mood or whatnot so pls don't use me as a role model here because I absolutely don't do that. I just know myself and if I start sketching something before the actual drawing I mean to do I'll either end up putting too much energy into that or get annoyed that I'm not getting to the good shit and drop it.

But! On the rare occasion that I leave a drawing unfinished in the lineart stage I do something quick like a sketchy dog head or smt to get that flow into my lines so they're nice and smooth.

[red-eft]

1, 2, 3, 7, and 8 for! Ivy and Lorne this time hehe

yay ty for the ask! ^^ sorry it took a bit to answer, i took some time to do a quick sketch for one of ivy's answers lol

ivy! <3

1. what is the character's go-to drink order?

definitely something fruity.. can’t think of anything specific rn but it’s definitely cold and with fruit in it. she’ll nearly always get a cold drink, even if it’s snowing outside.

2. what is their grooming routine?

she takes care of herself really well most days- washes her face with nice-smelling soap, uses leave-in conditioner for her wavy hair, etc.. the only times she slips up in her little daily routine are when she’s in a depressive episode after burning herself out or is in a place without running water.

3. what was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go?

two pairs of glass daggers.. they’re Very Nice. she commissioned them from a blacksmith she met while traveling with adonis and lorne.

one pair has greenish glass with a silvery hilt and a leaf motif. the other pair has bluish glass with a gold hilt and a star motif.

she began courting cordelia by offering her the blue/gold set. they got along super well and became girlfriends <3

eventually, the two of them had to travel a long distance apart. they swapped one dagger with each other to feel close while apart. even after they reunited, they’ve kept their pairs mixed :-)

while the daggers aren’t enchanted, ivy can channel dark magic through them. they glow and look like uranium glass when she does it!

here's a quick rough draft of what the daggers look like :O using the skyrim glass dagger as a base for now until i come up with something better. the daggers aren't super practical tbh.. but since ivy fights with magic and cordelia fights with a greatsword, they don't have to worry about their practicality that much lol

(ivy's on the left, cordelia's on the right)

7. describe the shoes they’re wearing.

hmm… the post-apoc equivalent of doc martens lol. tough and nice-looking. they’re usually a little muddy from exploring old ruins and traveling.

8. describe the place where they sleep.

ivy’s bedroom is cery cozy and cluttered! she’s got a bed in the corner that’s covered in a heap of blankets (which she usually sleeps on top of instead of under).

there are shelves with all her books, trinkets, and gifts from her friends and family. ivy also has a desk in her bedroom that she studies at. there’s about a 50/50 chance of her falling asleep at the desk instead of in bed tbh

the lighting is very dim. during the day, it only comes in through a window which is almost always covered by decorative curtains. at night, she keeps a lantern lit over her desk.

lorne :-)

1. what is the character's go-to drink order?

chai! lorne grew up in a place where it was basically the most common/popular drink around. iced or hot, doesn’t matter, he loves it. bonus points if it has aromatic herbs & spices.

2. what is their grooming routine?

it’s pretty simple- he brushes his hair with his fingers, washes his face with water, and puts on a little sunscreen (he’s got that redhead complexion). if he has a lot of spare time, he’ll take some time to stretch- gotta take care of your body when you’re a swordsman!

3. what was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go?

lorne’s most expensive purchase was his prosthesis (left lower leg. i used to have it that he lost his forearm, but changed it to his leg in my latest story rewrite). he got it custom designed and had it built to be extremely durable.

7. describe the shoes they’re wearing.

well-worn boots with a steel toe and metal shin-guards.

8. describe the place where they sleep.

lorne’s bedroom is surprisingly empty.. he’s used to having to travel constantly & fitting all his belongings into one or two bags.

even in a permanent home, lorne keeps it pretty bare, only using a small shelf on the wall to display a few of his keepsakes at a time. he keeps a box under the bed with the others and swaps them out when he feels like it. he makes his bed about half the time. there’s a desk in his room like ivy’s, but he doesn’t use it very often. adonis uses it more than he does tbh wbsbwkf

[little-shiny-sharpies]

Ok so before I go farther I’m just gonna spew out what self shipping ideas I’ve been cooking in my head for like a week (spoilers for dragonflight!)

So obviously Neltharion left a simulacrum, I’m still outside Abberus and have no idea if he’s good or bad atm but in my mind he’s super nice to the trio like surprisingly nice, plays into their emotions like the bastard he was and convinces them that his powers are in a helmet of his design. So he fans the flames between Sabellian and Wrathion and puts them through little trials Ebyssian is here too but he’s just really tired at this point and he’s generally just shutting down like seeing you dead father again can’t be good for you.

ANYWAY Frozal is like “this is super fuckin sketch and somthing is up” so she goes to investigate the helmet during a trial and she puts it on and surprise surprise she gets fuckin Remmy Ratatouille’d by Neltharion because he wants to continue fucking things up in the world. So anyways Neltharion is now free to leave Abberus with the meat puppet he’s possessing but before he leaves he rubs it in his sons faces and generally just rude shit like he never loved them and they’ll never be worthy of his title. General Neltharion being a dad stuff. Then he flies off above ground and goes incognito for a few days and all hell breaks loose between Kalec and Wrathion trying to figure out where the hell their girlfriend is and how they’re gonna free her from the digital ghost of a world destroying asshole. Anyways that’s the quick recap I might make a fic out of this bc there’s lots of ideas I’ve got for it but I’m gonna play though the rest of the story now just wanted to write this down before I get more info and change it

[allthemusic]

Week ending: 12th February

I kind of appreciate when a novelty song lets you know on first glance that it's a novelty song. None of these novelty songs with plausible titles for me - I respect it when a song doesn't try and trick you into listening to it. And this song, whatever else one may say about it, is at least honest about its joke status.

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?) - Lonnie Donegan (peaked at Number 3)

Yeah, the title of this song tells you everything you need to know. It's about whether your chewing gum loses its flavour when you stick it to a bedpost overnight. That's literally all you need to know. I have no clue why Lonnie wants to know that, or whether this was a common pratice, back in the day. And notably, "back in the day" here means back in 1913, which is when the first version of this song came about, and was used in a sketch by a Vaudeville artist. So yeah, despite the obvious silliness of the premise, this is actually a song with a history.

I think the Vaudeville connection explains a lot of the vibe of this song, actually. Because you've got that same quick shift between daft bits, like the one about a church choir interrupting a groom's wedding vows to ask the titular quesiton, or the nation going to the White House to ask the president, little unconnected jokes and one-liners, like the If tin whistles are made of tin / What do they make foghorns out of? bit, and even just nonsensical patter, like the line that's just a series of weekdays. It's scatter-brained, and just feels kind of random.

Also, a bit of a tangent, but after the lame foghorn joke, Lonnie shouts boom boom, which I only knew, before hearing it here, as the catchphrase of kid's TV talking fox Basil Brush. Intrigued, I looked it up, and it turns out that "boom boom" was an old music hall meme that developed from somebody playing a sort of "boom boom" on the drums after jokes, a sort of proto-"ba doom tshh" sound. Performers began doing it verbally, after that, which you still apparently get in panto - which is the tradition Basil's creator was drawing from. I'm really not a panto-goer, so I had no clue that was what was going on at all. A fun side-track.

Honestly, I'm having a lot more fun with this than I expected to. I normally don't like novelty songs, because they're trying to hard to get a laugh from me, and a lot of the time, the jokes just don't land. And it's not that they land here, exactly. Quite the opposite, there's a lot about the song that kind of grosses me out, but it's still somehow not as cringey as I thought it might be. There's enough skiffle in it, I think, between the frantic pace and strummy guitar and shouty, repetitive delivery, that I can kind of forget that it's Lonnie trying to be "funny" and just appreciate it as an extension of Lonnie's generally quite chaotic vibes. It's not an American folk song, but the overall effect is stunningly similar.

I also appreciate the live recording - the wild reaction from Lonnie's fans at the end make him sound much more punk rock than he has any right to come away from this sounding. By the end, I'm almost convinced I'm listening to something that's actually cool. And then I see the title and remember that this is a song about sticking chewing gum on your bedpost overnight. Which... yeah. Still gross.

I had a lot more fun with this than I expected to. I can absolutely see how Lonnie's mix of wild delivery, cheap production values and slightly daft music hall lyrics could have been pretty influential with later bands like the Beatles, honestly. Even the accent's not a million miles away - or it's at least a step towards proper regional British accents in music. Normally Lonnie's doing his best impression of an American hillbilly, so it's kind of nice to hear his "normal" accent here. Or at least a distinctively British accent, because he still doesn't sound very Glaswegian. Ah, well.

Favourite song of the still-gross-but-surprisingly-okay bunch: Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?)

[unit3-fmp]

Design Board Layout Ideas

Here I experimented with a variety of different layouts for my design boards. I knew I wanted something simple as my designs were quite large and prominent and I liked the idea of incorporating some form of fairy element to link in with fairyland at Cannon Hall as my designs are quite whimsical and fairy like.

To experiment with layouts in a more time effective manner I have done the majority of these as quit and messy digital sketches just to get a rough idea.

IDEA 1

For this layout I wanted the focus to be on the name as seen by the second design using the origin of the name (the flower) as a key feature enhanced by stripe of a colour seen in my design in the background to tie it all together, as well as this I added some little fairies flying around to show the link to fair land that I wanted.

I thought this idea looked pretty good digitally however as soon as I did it onto the drawing paper it just did not come together as I wanted. I think the fairies look awkward and childish and the flower seems out of place. Due to this I added the band or flowers around the bottom to match the ones in the dress as well as adding little stars and random lines. However their is now way too much going on and it looks very messy and draws attention away from the illustration.

IDEA 2

Still linking in with the fairies, for this layout I edited some fairy wings onto my illustration instead of the fairies scattered around however once again it looks very childish and doesn’t compliment the design.

IDEA 3

For my 4th idea I incorporated the flowers/ vines from the dress and digitally placed them at the bottom of the page in which I kind of like however I’m not overly happy enough with it to take it forward as I feel more can be done to tie it in with Cannon Hall.

IDEA 4

Going in a slightly different direction,here I have tested out doubling up my illustrations by adding a photocopied version behind it. I surprisingly like this quite a lot especially on the designs which have a bit more going on rather than a solid skirt for example however I felt it slightly distracted from the main illustration so I tried this again but with a layer of tracing paper between in which I think worked really well.

IDEA 5

For this idea I tried incorporating some direct link to Cannon Hall such as images of the gardens . I did this in black and white to help my design to stand out as well as doubling up the illustrations to add a bit of depth . With Thai I experimented with the flower the dress is named after as well as adding some purple lines to match the dress. I further added an image of my final garment to see how that would work and I think it looks quite nice, I tested this in both black and white and normal to see which one worked better and I think I prefer the black and white however I wanted to test out some other ideas.

IDEA 8

Once again with the e fairy wings I illustrated these blue ones using watercolour in this wishy washy style. I do like this idea of incorporating fairy wings however I feel it blends inti the dress to much and takes away from the design however I really like how it looks with the blue dress bellow. In addition to this I experimented with the doubling up again and layering tracing paper in-between.

Continuing with this wing idea I two more quick illustrations, one being more messy and jagged whilst the other being more delicate and detailed, I prefer this one a lot more and think this is the design I want to go forward with.

Similar to the previous one I did I created 4 slightly different wings using black biro pen however this time I did the lines a lot lighter to match more so with the skin. Now I just need to photocopy these to get the reversed side.

IDEA 9

Similar to the wings I wanted to keep this layout pretty simple too so I got some dragon illustrations I had previously done for my sketchbook and played them out and I think they compliment the designs quite nicely and I used the same media s I did for the skin shoes and heads and it further helps to link it into Cannon Hall.

FINAL DESIGN

For my final design boards I have decided to take forward the biro fairy wing illustrations along with the dragon illustrations as I wanted to keep the boards fairly simple due to the fact my designs are quite large and theirs a lot going on. I further intend to add the shoes to the background of the ones who art wearing any as I really like the shoe illustrations I did and think it helps add a little something to the boards. In addition to this I liked the doubling up idea with tracing paper so I think I also want to take this forward and test out some ideas with that.

[scasuallypursuits]

#4: Secret Santa 2023 Experience.

Happy Holidays to all. And this year, I joined a secret santa at discord and had fun time doing it.

Meet Kero. The OC of the giftee, @dirtj0b. Has hard looking face but his actually quite softer. He loves frogs as well. Hence the name.

Here my thought process behind this one

Was a fun character to do. This is the first time that I drew a more masculine character. Before, I did more curvy women and a twink named Link. Here some reference provided from him.

Sketching out his more muscular frame and huge shoulder was quite a feat. Making sure that the inner lines around it would properly convey the foreshortening and how muscular he is.

Another new thing I did was drawing a masculine looking face. Mostly doing women and Links has made me a habit of softening the facial features. After taking a quick nap and looking at the picture again, I realized how soft his face is and needed more angular, sharper lines around the face.

Here, you can compare these all faces to see for yourself. Each small line really makes the difference. Would sleep after an attempt and wake up to see if it still look like the OC I'm making. Had even over layed the characters face to see where I'm going wrong here.

Originally I wanted to also include his Boyfriend, Puck. I thought it would cute to be together. But day work got busy and I was running out of time to create this. I could just said "fuck it, here it is" but it wouldn't represent them best together. So I just had to scrap him altogether in the end.

Added the blue frogs cuz he likes them. Also the background as well. They're both blue since they contrast well against Kero's green shirt and red hair.

Finally, added some neon inspired text of his name. If you're asking about the saturated greens on his shirt, it's because it adds some nice color vibration to it.

How about my secret santa gift? I asked Zelink fan art. I only really wanted to give this year but the requirements inlcuded getting gifted. I like it. I thought I wouldn't feel anything in receiving art of characters I always draw, but surprisingly, it felt good.

Thank you Ralph for a wonderful Christmass gift.

Anyways, Merry Christmas and a Happy new year to all ! ! !.

[nightseeye]

Ok so im trying out these 3 thangs

⬇️Thonks below⬇️

HiPaint was pretty nice, though some ui things annoyed me (the lil undo/redo popup banner is kinda annoying), and also i found out too late that the 'clear' option doesnt just clear the current layer, but deletes EVERYTHING, layers included. So no funni first attempt sketchpage alas

I do like its array of pens and tools! Really nice!!!! Kinda like a mix between autodesk and medibang to me, with a few more options like autodesk, but easy readability like medibang! Nice fun and easy

I tried Infinite Painter next and holy shit? Its pretty overwhelming but i mean that in the best way possible!!! Like wow thats a Lotta Options!!!!!! I also like the pen feel the app has, idk how to rlly describe it but the stylus flows REALLY nicely here. Honestly seems like it'll be a blast to explore and fuck around in!!!

I didnt get all the way through the test drawing but im really liking it so far!!! (As in liking it enough to genuinely consider buying it. Its 7 dollars btw)

Ibis paint... um. Uh.

:/

it didnt have a very promising start, unfortunately. Theres this annoying delay that makes me feel like i have the stabilizer on, despite it being. Off. Good for lineart i will say, but not for the initial quick n rough sketches i like to do starting out. Also all the pencils were stuck behind an watching an ad, which, while nice that watching it unlocks everything, is just something i dont want to do!! I will say the banner add is surprisingly unobtrusive, which is nice!

Im gonna take a break, and possibly try it again, but it's honestly not looking too good for this one lmao

What r some mobile art apps that ppl like using, im tired of how just. downright AWFUL the medibang paint app has become (and i havent updated it in actual years, but the reviews... are NOT promising)

Im gonna download n check out a few apps but if u have some options/opinions that can cut down the search time... i t'would appreciate that greatly 🙏

[alexs-arcade]

You asked for Eddie requests and I am so very gay and in love with that man so-

Himbo reader that is a senior (probably not for the first time) on the wrestling team who everybody knows is gay but nobody says anything because he's intimidating. Maybe they're paired up for a project or something and the reader is just a heart-eyes mf the whole time.

Or

Artsy (trad)goth weirdo reader who everybody at school is scared of but Eddie sees them feeding/talking to birds at his bench (or baby-talking with a stray cat somewhere) and figures that they're actually a softie.

Awwww i love both of these!!! Im gonna do the Artsy goth It sounds so heart warming and adorable.

CW: fluffy shit that makes you feel all giddy inside :))

No spoilers involved!!!!

It was half-way through fourth period when Eddie got bored of the dumb lecture, he has heard many times before, when he decided to skip. Quickly with the teacher's eyes were on the board did he slip out of the classroom with his stuff and dashing out the school. Deciding that after he put his stuff in his van he would head out to his spot in the woods.

You were sitting on the picnic bench out in the middle of the woods far from the school. You were sketching the surprisingly nice raccoon in front of you. Technically you should be in the art room, but the teacher honestly couldn't care less where you were. Reaching out to pet it, the raccoon was first startled by you quick movements and spikes hanging from your wrists. It soon settled and let you touch them. You let out a huff of relief and smiled giving it light strokes on their head.

Eddie had saw from a distance that you were sat on the bench as he tried to quietly maneuver himself through the trees. He wasn't so surprised to see you, honestly, he thought you were there for a drug deal. thinking back to himself he never remembered having a scheduled "appointment" with you. What shocked him was your aura, to say the least your hardcore devotion to being goth scared everyone, but your face wasn't wearing your usual RBF that was only more extenuated with your heavy eyeshadow. You were smiling and... talking to a raccoon?

The man wasn't really afraid of you he honestly admired you. I mean how could he not you were crowned the freak of all freaks at school. It was when you both first got into high school when you were caught sketching a character that resembled Satan. You didn't try to fit anywhere not even with him and the other so-called freaks.

"I don't see why people are afraid of animals like you. You aren't so vicious are you, little guy." You coo at the animal that snuggles into your and gently gnawing at your fingers. Your soft voice in stark contrast to how you look.

As Eddie drew closer a twig snapped cause your movements to cease and the raccoon to run realizing Eddie was there. You sigh knowing you've been caught out of your facade of "evil" and "brooding". Quickly you reach for your stuff to collect it when Eddie finally speaks up.

"Sorry I didn't mean to intrude on you. I just usually come here when I'm skipping. You don't have to leave." He speaks with a small skittish smile on his face. He may have not been afraid, but he was still nervous as he realized his "admiration" of you was a crush. Something about seeing your soft side even when on accident it lit a flame in him causing his heart to race.

You slowly nod putting your stuff down and relaxing noticing that you were going to be fine around him. Eddie walks around to the other side of the table and sits down flashing you a bigger smile. An idea popped into your head when you saw him smile.

"Could I draw you?" You mumbled out in a soft tone hoping Eddie wouldn't be weirded out.

His head snapped up to meet your eyes a slight blush covering his face. No one has ever asked to draw him, mainly because he isn't the most liked person ever, but it was just new. Smile never faltering as he nodded. You pulled your sketch book out in front of you again flipping to a new page kind of embarrassed you were just sketching a raccoon. The sounds of your pencil sliding all across the paper filled the silence perfectly.

Eddie took the time to look at you now that he is closer to you than any other human being has been. Your teeth gnawing at your bottom lip as you concentrate only every looking up when you need to. The make-up that covers your eyes is far more detailed when looked at closer from the different shades of blacks and grays to the design.

While you were drawing him, he was painting portrait of you in his head. Your soft expression and vulnerability in that moment would forever be in his brain.

"So, is the goth thing a front or do you truly like dressing like this?" He asks to break the silence. He was genuinely curious. You seemed so soft in this moment it was hard to believe that your style wasn't just a front.

Your face morphed into shock as no one has ever questioned your style, only ridiculed it. You knew Eddie might be the only person who you could ever tell who you truly are.

"Y'know I could ask the same of you the same thing, but since you asked..." you sigh slightly "No it's not a 'ploy' I dress goth 'cause I feel great in it and my personality outside school just happens to oddly contradict with it." I explain

Eddie smiles and leans over the table grabbing the hand that was unconsciously fidgeting nails clawing at the table. You look up at him studying his face trying to read him. His doe-eyes hold so much behind them with his wolfish smile to cover the secrets that lie behind his face.

"Thought so, it's just you seem to resent everyone in school and on the off chance I see you out and about you still do. Then I see you here and you, Y/n, the 'mean and scary' goth of Hawkins...is a softie who enjoys art." He explains coming to a conclusion about you, something he has tried to do since you said "no" to joining the other outcast.

The smile on his face widens once you avert your gaze to the open sketch book page filled with art of his 'Hellfire Club' shirt, sketches of Eddie's side profile, and sketches of his eyes. The heat rushes to your face as you want to erode away to avoid the man that sits across from you. quickly you shove the sketch book into your lap completely out of view from Eddie.

"No need to embarrassed. I'm flattered that the outcast of all outcasts decided to draw me." he giggled as he got up to sit next to you instead of a crossed from.

"Do you think we could start meeting like this?" You ask making Eddie look surprised. He honestly thought you were annoyed with him and only talking to entertain him.

"Uh, Yea...yea I'd like that. Your pretty cool y/n, so I guess I'll continue gracing you with my presence." Eddie slightly jokes pulling a laugh from you.

"Yeah, right I think it's the other way around, sweetheart." You joke back opening up more.

Eddie's face now dusted with blush. As he went to reply, you could hear the faint sound of the school bell saying fifth period would soon start. Sighing you slowly pick yourself and grab your things stuffing them in your bag before turning to Eddie.

"Y'know, let's make the next meet up a date. Saturday night at the arcade at eight o'clock." You say boldly and wink at him before walking off bag slung over one shoulder.

Eddie stares in awe as you disappear between the trees to head back to the school building. You may have been a softie, but you seemed to be more of a flirty tease than him. You didn't think he would actually show up at eight, but you would be proven wrong when he shows up with music blaring from his van and a smile you could see for miles.

"I know you said eight, but.... I have a few things to add to our agenda." Eddie says leaning on the side of his van never once taking his eyes of you.

This was a bit cheesy at the end but I'm pretty proud of this. I'm so sorry that I didn't get this out till now I got wrapped up with family things but voila!!!! -Author

[fate-bot]

CW: Drug Mention, Dealing, & Delivery // Mafia // Swearing // Drag Racing

The Drop Off

Zico was sitting at home, sketching out a tattoo design for one of his clients when his phone rings. He turns his attention to the device sitting next to him on the couch, furrowing his brows in confusion as he sees his drug dealer’s contact.

He picks the phone up and answers it, “Hello?” "Hey Zi! I need a favor if you’re up for it? Pays well," The man on the other end hums. Zico sighs softly as he rolls his eyes, “What is it? Another drop off?” "Actually, yes. I’m supposed to meet with a mafia boss to deliver a bunch of stuff, but, something came up and I can’t make it," Zico’s eyes widen slightly at the response, “You’re dealing to the fucking mafia?”

There’s a chuckle through the phone, "Zico, babe, I deal to everyone~ That’s one reason why I can’t make it to drop the stuff off myself and why I need you to do it for me." Zico scoffs lightly, “So, you want me to go in there and get killed instead of you, huh?”

"Woah, woah, woah. No one’s getting killed. The boss is actually really nice, unless you do something to upset or cross her, of course. You’ve done drops for me before, and you’re just the only person I’d trust with this amount of stuff." The dealer pauses before continuing, "Plus, I’ll let you take one of my cars. They’re drag racing tonight, you can have a little fun while you’re out there."

Zico takes a deep breath as he thinks it over for a few moments, “You said it’ll pay well. How much?” "I’ll give you half," The man says without hesitation and Zico lets out a soft laugh, “You’re generous today.” "I’m always generous with you Zi, besides, you’d be doing me a huge solid." Zico stays silent, chewing on his lip as he thinks. “Alright. Fine. I’ll do it.”

Zico drives his dealer’s fancy sports car to the location of the drop off, the old airport about 20 miles out of town. The place is littered with luxury cars, a drag racing event going on, just like he’d been told.

Once Zico arrives, a man comes up to his window, "Who are you?" He asks in a deep voice. “I’m Zico. I have a drop off for Ms. Son,” Zico explains and the man nods before telling him where he needs to go.

Zico drives around the lot of people and cars to a surprisingly young woman sitting on the hood of a cherry red sports car. She’s quickly on her feet when she sees the car approaching, a few other people already making their way to the trunk of Zico’s car, starting to unload the cargo once he’s stopped.

“Hey hun, you’re right on time~” The woman hums to Zico with a smile as she leans against the windowsill, “Thanks for dropping this off for me, it’s much appreciated~” She pulls a stack of cash out of her bomber jacket pocket before handing it to Zico. He shakes his head softly, politely declining the money, “It was nothing. You don’t need to pay me.”

The woman lets out a small laugh, “Take it~ It’s a tip for the good work~” Zico hesitates for a moment before taking the money with a small nod, “Thank you.” “No, thank you, Zico~ Do you have anywhere else you need to be? If not, you’re more than welcome to stay a while. You can race if you’d like too.”

“I’m afraid I haven’t done much racing in my life, Ms. Son,” Zico says softly, receiving another soft laugh in reply, “Please, call me Chaeyoung. There’s no need to be so formal, we’re all friends here~ But, if you’re not too confident in racing yourself yet, you can tag along with one of my best racers.” Chaeyoung says before turning and motioning for someone to come over.

A boy with pink hair quickly makes his way to the two of them, Chaeyoung speaking again once more, “This is Jeno. I’m sure he’d be happy to have you ride with him tonight, maybe you could learn a thing or two?” She looks to Jeno for confirmation and he gives a quick nod in reply, not speaking as he does so.

“So, are you in?” Chaeyoung asks as she looks back at Zico, tilting her head slightly. Zico looks between the two of them for a moment before a slight smirk tugs at his lips, “Definitely~”

[Chaeyoung and Jeno have been added as new members of this bot.]