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[ikeasupremacy]

i am real, contrary to popular belief!

⋆ about me! ⋆ my name is mayra! she/her my posts can be found under #mayra lore :) signs are pointing towards neurodivergency i’m bilingual and vegetarian!

⋆ more mayra lore ⋆ - i have a crippling, debilitating, home-wrecking addiction to spotify (my favourite ask, ever) - i'm honoured to have contributed to @wellgoslowly's grocery store incident lore. i love you so dearly linnie<3

JONATHAN STROUD KNOWS THE GSI LORE JONATHAN STROUD KNOWS THE GSI LORE JONATHAN STROUD KNOWS THE GSI LORE JONATHAN STROUD KNOWS THE GSI LORE

⋆ oops! ⋆ i (almost always) emotionally invest myself into hcs, so if you ever want to discuss anything im interested in, i can guarantee i had more to say than i actually did LOL my dms and asks are open, i'd love new mutuals!

⋆ current status! ⋆ FINISHED MY GCSES 🎉

⋆ hyperfixations ⋆ ☾ lockwood and co, taylor swift, house md ☾ music i love taylor swift, gracie abrams, lorde, olivia rodrigo, lana del rey ☾ i liked these once... (hyperfixations lost to time) the mortal instruments, his dark materials, attack on titan, tokyo ghoul, demon slayer, komi cant communicate, avatar, saiki k, modern family, artemis fowl, how i met your mother, marvel, new girl, suits, genshin impact, stardew valley, the good place

thanks so much<3

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[sexygaywizard]

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[vimbry-moved]

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[fagbearentertainment]

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[the-elder-polls]

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.