#this was ... assumed? /silly

[phinnking]

just occurred to me that maybe yall would appreciate my incredibly dumb unoriginal meme i made months ago lmao

[kangals]

ER veterinarian: *reviewing patient's history* "and what food does your dog eat?"

client: "he eats yams."

vet: "... yams?"

client: "yeah, yams."

vet: "just yams? nothing else?"

client: "yeah."

vet: "the only food that you feed your dog is yams? no supplements?"

client:" "just yams."

vet: *increasingly distressed* "you cannot feed your dog only yams, ok? you NEED to feed something else. that is a very unbalanced diet and could be what's making him sick."

client: "well what should i be feeding?"

vet: "dog food! kibble, canned, anything from a pet store!"

client: "but that's where i buy the yams!"

vet: "what?"

client: "you mean i have to feed a bunch of different brands??"

vet: "what?"

(it was discovered, much to the vet's relief, that the client was mispronouncing the brand name "Iams")

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[r-aindr0p]

Sleepover at Pomefiore for an undefined amount of time (until spring)

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

[teasodium]

that moment when you are the eldest sibling n you coerce your youngest sibling with snacks so they can give emotional advice (ghibli redraw also >;3)

silly fun idea that i may follow up one day with Mikey info dumping about Edo period queerness.

[rocketbirdie]

guess what i learned yesterday.

[oblivionsdream]

I’m going on a quest to find the secret to immortality.

Not for me. It’s for my ferret.

Want anything while I’m gone?

[mouthstatickinard]

ngl if it turns out that Tommy was coming back all along and that this was all part of the romcom ‘breaking up then making up’ trope i’m gonna be so embarrassed for getting this sad 💀 but that’s what i get for catching up with a series for once ig

[royalarchivist]

Fit: They're just jokes dude, just jokes! We're just having a laugh!

Sneeg: Yeah, it's a joke. A weirdly repetitive joke for you, Fit. 🤨🏳️‍🌈

Fit: [Laughs] Wait, what? That's the first time I've ever made that joke, I don't know what you're talking about.

Sneeg: Oh, your first gay joke ever? That's crazy.

Fit: Yeah, I would NEVER joke about something like that!

Sneeg: Oh, so it's serious then? 🤨

Fit: [Stammers] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa– That's a whole other sentence there man, I don't know what– take it easy!

Sneeg: Well I'm just saying, if they're not jokes, then what are they?

Fit: You're giving me a rope- you're giving me a rope and I'm hanging myself with it, I just need to stop talking. 💀

—

Sneeg: Like, every single place I go, I just find another space that's extremely open, this is wild dude.

Fit: Sounds pretty big. It's so big!

Sneeg: Alright dude, put it down. 😒 Down boy. That's crazy.

Fit: Take it easy, take it easy! They're just jokes dude, just jokes! We're just having a laugh!

Sneeg: Yeah, it's a joke. A weirdly repetitive joke for you, Fit. 🤨

Fit: [Laughs] Wait, what? That's the first time I've ever made that joke, I don't know what you're talking about.

Sneeg: Oh, your first gay joke ever? That's crazy.

Fit: Yeah, I would- I would NEVER joke about something like that! Yeah, never would I joke.

Sneeg: Oh, so it's serious then? 🤨

Fit: [Stammers] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa– That's a whole other sentence there man, I don't know what– take it easy!

Sneeg: Well I'm just saying, if they're not jokes, then what are they?

Fit: You what, I– [Laughs]

Sneeg: Well, answer the question, man!

Fit: You're giving me a rope- you're giving me a rope and I'm hanging myself with it, I just need to stop talking. [Laughs]

Sneeg: [Laughs]

Fit: And now I'm in a fcking hole. Oh god, this is–

Sneeg: Absolutely trapped you, that's crazy. [Laughs]

Fit: Yeah, I'm stunlocked right now, I can't do sht.

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

[mint-mumbles]

Just played Homicipher for the first time today (really good game btw, can’t wait for the full release) and when the player hides from Mr. Crawling without a weapon he goes to comfort them.

I was able to translate what he said after he pats the player character’s head after he startles them:

“There, there. Worry gone.”

Bro. I love him so much 🥹

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

What if it's not orange cats and it's actually just boy cats but we think it's orange cats because most orange cats are boys?

[sualne]

after a while vamp!luffy runs with mingo

[montanabohemian]

honestly, the people bitching about an objectively insane episode of wwdits are SO BORING. it's just a silly little comedy about some idiot vampires that live together and commit atrocities in new york. like what is so difficult to comprehend about that.

of course lazslo would create horrifying animal lab experiments that can talk that guillermo has to take care of.

of course nandor and colin are besties.

of course nadja makes 50 dunkin runs for a crazy lady.

it's just a weird show that is outrageous and funny and sometimes carries an emotional wallop. it's not fucking rocket science.

[chocolatemilkandregrets]

Some errink cuddles, requested by @candy-cryptid