#this took me so long to answer

[timandlucy]

Friend! Your top 5 funniest Rookie moments?

Hi friend!! This is so tough though! Ahhhhhhhhh.

When Jackson was high or like having an allergic reaction, that was hilarious.

The scene with Daddy Cop where the choir just randomly shows up.

Nolan and Nyla and that baby shower cold open. The "They're having twins. Boy and a girl" gets me cracking up every time.

The moment from the documentary where it comes out Smitty is qanon and everyone's reactions.

The scene where they present Grey with his new portrait.

Honorary mention: gossiping over police radio (when Angela talks about Wesley hiring a hot girl for security and the "you should be basking in the glow of new love".

[lesbonym]

Funny how you can say, or joke, that you are "totally not a super needy mess" when all i see is a cute little prey, just begging for a cruel girl to take them. Doesn't sound very smart to me, but i do like it though. I dream about playing with you the way a cat plays with a mouse. I let you escape but you're cornered and i catch you just to make you squeal and beg. To tease you just for my amusement. Then i let you crawl away again so i can calmly pull you up on your knees by your collar so you're sitting on my thigh with your back against me. Goshh how i want to see you all bare (exept for the collar) and desparate in a mirror. You make me want to be mean but talk to you softly. I want to hold you close and sink my fingers into your skin, and whisper sweetly in your ear how i'm only going to watch the show and moan as my needy and pretty boy gets off on my clothed thigh all by themself<3

-🦷

You can't call me out like that 😭

I think it's so very smart cause this cute prey loves attention from cruel girls :3. Especially if you like it hehe.

😵‍💫😵‍💫 sounds like a very great dream that I've totally never had before /////// (/lying). Just thinking about how mean you'll be once you catch me, teasing me for being so easy to catch and for already being so wet just from the chase. Me begging and whining for you to go easy on me even though I hope that you won't. I just desperately wanna be used me you so bad. Just wanna look so pathetic when I try to crawl away and you pull me on your knee. I'd already be whining so desperately and trying to grind against you.

I'd get so pouty if you had me in just a collar in front of a mirror, begging for you to make me feel good. Just hearing you be mean in such a soft voice would make me melt and get even wetter. omg. Knowing that I'm supposed to get myself off while I feel your hands all over but it won't be enough. I'd give you the prettiest show and beg for you to use me while leaving a wet spot on your clothed thigh 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Will need you to bend me over and use me cause I'd need more to get off. Just wanna be perfect for you ////////

[monarchisms]

So now a video has surfaced of Kdin using slurs and especially the n word, and every time I think this situation cant get messier it somehow does

i'll fucking drink to that, dude

[zeynatura]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers. 💕

Small details in videogames, like petting a dog, customizing your companions, traits such as "hates doing laundry on winter" on a character profile, the subtle breaking of the 4th wall...

Kokoro, my dog, just everything about her, when she rubs herself against me, when she wags her tail, when she yells at me cause she wants something, when she demands cookies, when she snores and rolls closer to me at night...

When I play DND with my best friends and my brother, we spend hours playing, laughing, talking and eating together, honestly the Fridays when there is no session feel empty

Finally buying stuff I've wanted to get but felt afraid and guilty of spending money on myself

Going down memory lane listening to music I haven't in a long while

[sturgeonposting]

Gingerbread sturgeon

HES BEAUTIFUL AND HE MIMICS THE LIFE CYCLE AND GROWTH OF THE GENUS HUSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[forgettable-au]

There’s one Papyrus phone call with Undyne. And she ask Papyrus when is he sleeping and he said he usually too busy to sleep. So I wonder what your thoughts on this in your AU.

He's not really tired, lots of energy still!

(Nightmares are a bonus)

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[craykaycee]

Sun in dress when bestie 😔

Sun dress here, jestie :]

[marvelsswansong]

Imagine corio seeing a woman flirt with r he’s so confused cuz he’s used to disgusting men after her only

no but like seriously 🌞👉👈

Corio isn't oblivious to the fact that there is a price for dating someone as beautiful as you. Namely, that others - doesn't matter if they're complete strangers or close working colleagues - will secretly want you, with some of them even being bold enough to try and entice you.

This is all much to his annoyance, as he tries being very public about the fact that you're his. Think constant arm around your waist, aggressive kisses in public, loudly calling you 'darling' from across the room. But that doesn't seem to deter everyone.

Especially not the types of men in the Capitol.

If he's feeling calmer that day, he might just stop at glaring at the man whilst pulling you away by the waist, or knocking the breath of you by suddenly grabbing your face and kissing you fiercely for the crowd of men to see. If he's in a sour mood, or it's been a hard week, you have to be careful to keep an eye on the blonde in case he flies into a fit of rage and his mind starts to scan the room for whatever is sharp and capable of causing damage.

"Sometimes I feel as if I have to babysit you." you would tease after one particularly harsh night, where you and Corio get thrown out of a house party after he smashed another man's face into the wall and then proceeded to twist the man's arm to the point of almost breaking a bone. Granted, the man had been extremely aggressive towards you and making very inappropriate comments, but it'd been rather awkward to see the stranger be carried onto an ambulance whilst the head of the household ordered the both of you out.

Chest heaving and knuckles still bruised from the impact, he'd just kiss you again, his tongue tasting of copper.

"Can't help it. You're too pretty." he whispers, and all your criticisms of him would fly out the window.

But Coriolanus is always less guarded when it's a woman around you. After all, you have so many best friends who are women, you spend so much time around grandma'am and Tigirs, and so on. He just associates women being around you with platonic love and comfort.

So when you leave him to go get some drinks at the bar, a fancy upper east side bar you've been begging to go to, he's too busy searching the room for potential men who approach you to notice the red haired woman beelining towards you. She bumps into you 'on accident', pink champagne spilling over the tip of the glass just a bit - a light splash on your jeans, but nothing too bad.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry." she quickly says, grabbing a nearby napkin to hand it off to you. Coriolanus watches the interaction from the back of the club, the specifics of your conversation with her unintelligble over the loud music, but he doesn't think anything much of it. Even when the auburn haired woman's fingers brush against yours whilst exchanging the napkin.

He watches as you smile politely at her, probably telling her that it's okay, before turning around to the bartender to make an order. The woman next to you continues to talk to you through out the exchange, which again doesn't raise any red flags to Corio.

After all, women are very friendly by nature. It's normal that someone, especially a stranger who feels bad for spilling a drink on you, wants to continue to talk to you.

You don't think much of it either on your end, other than thinking that she - Clara, she tells you her name after a soft giggle - is very nice.

It's only when the drinks arrive and the woman stops you, lightly sitting you back down and brushing away the hair from your eyes, that Coriolanus starts feeling rather odd. The sudden wide eyes on your face and the red haired woman's smirk, before she slides you a piece of paper from her back pocket and lets you go, raises a lot of questions in his mind.

His top options? Something along the lines of bribery or illegal drugs. Or maybe she's using you to get something from him. Or maybe she wants something from your family.

What he doesn't expect, is for you to come back totally speechless, fingers deftly hanging onto the small piece of paper. You look somewhere between embarrassed and shocked, refusing to meet your boyfriend's eyes as you sit down next to him. He frowns at that, patting his lap instead.

Normally, you'd sit on his legs without a second thought. This time though, you hesitate.

"What'd she want? Drugs? Mone-" he growls, only to be cut off by the stranger.

"So you weren't lying. You do have a boyfriend." the red haired woman cuts into the conversation, now sitting on the velvet chair across from you. Coriolanus swears his jaw almost drops when the woman laughs seductively, winking at you whilst uncrossing her legs.

"You can sit on my lap instead, honey."

"I, you- I just-" Coriolanus starts speaking in an attempt to swear or scare her off, but his mind totally blanks.

You've never seen your boyfriend this flustered. His pale complexion breaks into a dark shade of red, his usually stern gaze darting back and forth between you and the woman, his speech stuttered and jumbled. It's YOU who ends up having the composure to let her down gently, holding out the paper with her phone number out towards her and informing her that you love your boyfriend very much and you're not that interested.

She pouts at that, and it makes your boyfriend's jaw clench so hard his face aches.

"Aw... alright, darling. But keep the paper. You know, just in case you wanna play."

With a wink and a hair flip, she disappears into the dark crowd of sweaty bodies and loud music. It's only then that your boyfriend snaps into action, taking the paper into his hands and shredding it to pieces.

"She called you darling." he snarls, angry. "Only I get to call you darling."

You just giggle, kissing away his sour expression, before tugging at his sleeves.

"Come on, forget about it. Let's just dance." you say, the alcohol in your veins still making you feel buzzed. He complies, never being able to say no to you, but the entire night, he can't help but hold you very close and glare at everyone who approaches you or even looks at you.

Regardless of their gender.

Now, he has to protect you from everyone, he thinks.

BONUS SCENARIO (later in the night)

You've had one too many drinks and yell into Coriolanus' ear that you really need to go to the bathroom. You clutch your handbag and stumble into the corridor, leaving your boyfriend alone by the bar. A stunning blonde woman slides into the empty seat next to him, glossy lips parting to ask a question.

Thinking she's going to hit on him, he raises his right hand, stopping her on the spot.

"I'm not interested, sorry."

The woman scoffs at that, ordering a tequila shot and almost glaring at him.

"Neither am I, genius. I was just wondering if you knew the name of the cutie who just went to the bathroom."

The moment you come back, he practically drags you out of the bar and hails a cab back to the apartment.

He's had enough of women trying to steal you from him. At least for that night.

a/n: hope you guys like this small type of blurbs too in between major fics hehe

[ask-queen-arti]

(the ask box is open!)

[nkogneatho]

Pasi come here. Who among the Haikyuu captains has the best cock game and why

this question is so...OH MY GOD.

y'all will hate me for this but it's a tie between oikawa tooru and kuroo tetsuro. yeah yeah i know kuroo is a sex god and all but you cannot overlook oikawa's cock game.

oikawa flexes about shit a lot so you assume he was yapping about the shit he can do but when he had you on all fours, he was so determined to find your gspot and then hit it continuously till you came. he is mean too because he knows he is too good. he knows you feel too good. his balls be slapping so loud against your ass. and his mouth??? fuck he is filthy as hell. asking you to tell him how fucking good his cock feels. how you will never find any other man who's gonna ruin your pussy as he does.

kuroo on the other hand already looks like he has a good cock game. but you did not know that he loves to be in your mouth even more than your pussy. he looooves to slap his dick against your cheeks, telling you how good you look. he is patient with you when you suck it. however, when he is too close to his orgasm, he'll force your head down till his balls touch your chin, jerking his hips forward and making sure you enjoy every sip of his cum down your throat. but when he pulls out, a thick strand of your saliva and his semen connecting his dick and your tongue, he runs the tip along your lips, giving it a pretty gloss that dior could never.

[lesbonym]

you're so adorable!! Of course you can try to squirm free or make me go faster. I'll smile at you adoringly and like I wanted to eat you alive, because I do. I am not the strongest but I'm confident I could hold you still or wrestle you onto your back. Or do i need to restrain you just in case? I can be stern and strict with impatient puppies like you, but I'll make sure to praise and reward you when you're behaving and being a good boy for me. If i told you to tell me exactly what you want, what would you be begging me to do? And I don't know what the cute little whines mean, then i'd just have to enjoy slowly marking you up

I love hearing you liked the petname! I think it's fitting because you seem very sweet, and also cute like a pet. And you can be adorably dumb on my lap, i would enjoy it very much🤭

-🦷

🙈🙈

No, I'll be a good enough pet that you won't need restraints >:3. I'd pout so badly at you if you got stern with me, but I'm feral for some praise and rewards.

If you told me to use my words about what I wanted, I'll be so stubborn. You'll have to get creative to get me to admit what I want. Maybe once you get creative enough, I'd love to tell you to make me yours 🤭

I-

I'm not cute and sweet like a pet /////////. But I totally will go dumb in your lap

[vaxxman]

Do you like red oktoberfest (like romantically)?

Aha! Interesting and very valid thing to ask! Thanks for your question!

I shall not answer straightforwardly!

Doodle (1) and rambles you didn't ask for below the cut. The answer is in the last paragraph.

Clown language.

I admit I personally prefer showing characters interact with each other and allowing their interaction to be interpreted as either romantic, platonic, or even nothing at all.

I think this approach makes relationships less framed by "signpost cues" of friendship/attraction/love (not that I do not enjoy seeing these either). I think it leaves more room for interesting human interactions, independent of what expectations the reader has for the two characters. Some people seem to search for actions like kissing, hugging, confessions, in order to confirm whether something was supposed to be romantic or not. But then, the absence of such cues make them arrive at conclusions that ignore other forms of relationship-building interactions all together :(

(Fig.1: The unparalleled amount of different flavours of intimate feelings that are evoked from "getting shot and dying on your shoulder" - disease)

So for me, it's Schroedinger's character relationships, with a generous amount of "the true value of this relationship is the collection of interactions we have made along the way" and it doesn't need a name. So with that out of the way:

I am not averted to the idea of Medic and Heavy finally getting their hot steamy Tf2 Sex Update thanks for readin-

[mosaixe]

I love the art you made of twilight princess link making bread and cheese.

What other food do you think he can cook? Fried fish, yeto's soup? Pumpkin bread, honey cakes, jam? Tamales?

yes, yes, yes and yes! (thank you!!)

[lepitorus]

Old man furry yaoi

Understood

[glasspunkart]

Hello creator-chan I was wondering if we could see more interactions with jaegers transformers pls if no then ok

Maybe the cross might help them

[craykaycee]

*casually moves a pointy laser when Moon passed* 737 don't mind me, just checking if the gremlin have real cat senses

I think he likes it