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thinking abt writing smthn for blue lock but i can’t take it srsly w/ all this gay shit
#₊˚ପ! ei reports#like my gOD#i’m gay too bro but this#this too much fruit juice#yea reo im lookin at u#🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉��#blue lock x reader
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Tidbits about Food
What we've learned about everyone's food preferences!
Lizel
likes: tea and fruit water
dislikes: cheese, but he can eat it
cannot drink alcohol at all
Gil
likes: meat, alcohol
dislikes: chocolate and sweets. can't stand even the smell. mushrooms
Eleven
likes: sweets, alcohol, pretty much everything. stomach is a bottomless pit
dislikes: ?
he has a habit of biting the rim of his glass
#a gentle noble's vacation recommendation#a mild noble's vacation suggestion#穏やか貴族の休暇のすすめ。#休暇#manga#japanese webnovel#i'll think of this as a vacation and enjoy it#my personal headcanon is that gil specifically likes strong and bitter flavored alcohol like whiskey and red wine#doesn't that just fit his vibe#he's definitely a red over white guy#rum might be good too. one again dark over light#dark liquors over the clear stuff like vodka#except maybe gin#i've only had gin like once but#idk i don't drink much but it's fun to think about#i imagine lizel mostly drinks black tea#because of the pseudo european setting#he takes it with milk or lemon#(OR don't do those at the same time folks)#and sugar just when he feels like something sweet#like an afternoon pick me up#i imagine he's also a fan of fruity teas#and white teas#also juice! or rather fruit water#lizel is ALWAYS drinking fruit water in canon#eleven literally eats everything idk what else to say#the biting is a leftover habit from teething as a child#lizel also drinks coffee but he prefers tea#jazz hands tell me your headcanons!
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Talk about taste the rainbow
#Fruit of the Loon#juice is mos def loose aboot this hoose#not counted as one of your five a day#mars inc took some inventive new steps in marketing#sugar free sweets for my sweet sugar costs too much money. It's highly taxed now sorry honey. Thanks Jamie.#E number overload
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Doctors will try to keep you from drinking orange juice because they want to sell you scurvy pills
#no fr why does every doc i twlk to tell me orange juice has too much sugar#so does lots of things. so i cant have my drink ? youll deprive me of fruit drink?
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If you happy and you know it poop yo pants💯💯💯
It's sad boy hours right now I'm afraid 😔
#Still holding the no poop july streak 😎#I can't afford to lose it#Also Jose can't afford this with his white trousers#I did spill fruit juice on my crotch “pissed myself” style earlier all while a tear was running down my face does that count#Physical pain when drawing this because it looks too much like the caricatures I drew of myself at 14#Emo Baden#idv#jose baden
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thank god the consultant dismissed me as another case of anxiety induced hysteria otherwise my intense two hour episodes of nosebleeds and nausea where my blood pressure rapidly fluctuates by a range of up to 45 points in a short amount of time and back again would be something to be genuinely concerned about!
#:)#yeah yeah im a scared weirdo whose lack of emotional regulation made some erroneous readings happen#but also idk if it's cool that whenever i get a cold my blood pressure acts like a shitty remix played by an amateur dj at a boiler set#hashtag whining because i've lost what feels like half my body weight in blood and i feel like shit about it#maybe my post-covid damage theory from way back might have some staying power idk..........#can't even eat too much to replenish because i'm close to my kidney salt limit for the day and i'm so cranky and tired.............#sugar free fruit juice save me...........save me sugar free fruit juice......................
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They just gave me like a million bazillion candies. To sell and not eat.
#I’m gonna eat some#girl I’m about to gain so much weight it’s not even funnay#most of the members don’t even know we have candy bakc here#and I’m here with no real inventory system and no oversight. hello.#I’m already going crazy drinking way too many sugary drinks#my coffeeys. my sodies + fruit juice. sometimes I’ve even had a seltzer or two. and ofc the gatorades.#I am stronger than most though the last person in this position to be fired was let go because of being an alcoholic back here#like I do have liquor#but I already tried being an alcoholic and it kinda sucked :( so#when I was in tech school and just after getting out it was bad#now I’m just addicted to weed. and video games. and tumblr. and sugar. and jacking off.
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i keep trying to eat healthier, but its so fucking hard when fresh, healthy, nutritional food is so much more expensive than frozen or premade stuff, and it takes so much more time and effort to prepare, and the ingredients go bad so quickly, and they take up so much fridge space and you only have a single tiny fridge that you share with 6 other people, and you dont even like most of the go-to healthy meals people suggest because of the texture or smell or ingredients, and you feel too nauseous to eat half the time anyways, and-
#i dont even like most frozen foods either tbh. too greasy and oily#this is why the main thing i eat is fresh fruit#like grapes. apples. oranges. berries. mango. watermelon#theyre fresh. healthy. taste good.#theyre not greasy. or oily. or slimey. or bad smelling#fruits not really a good meal though#and theres only so much pasta i can stomach#sometimes i just have cereal. but even then the healthy cereals are SOOO unreasonably expensive#like £6 a box. when the sugary off-brand ones are £1.50#juice as well#and yes. im one of those people who hates drinking water because it tastes gross#go on. make some snarky comment about it. i fucking dare you#this is a picky eater safe zone#vent#food issues
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Definitely the best lattice top I've ever taken the time to do, so of course I had to forget to turn down the temp after 20min (which would have been fine if i hadnt put the pie shield on too late) so it got a little toasty. It's nice to know that my pie crust fucks so hard not even a peach filling can soak, through.
#briearesea#brie bakes#my pie crust has so much flaky delicious integrity that no fruit filling can fuck with it#diligent juice management helps too. gotta strain them peaches a little or you get soupy filling and a soggy bottom#i cant even get the shortening i like right now either. watch me improvise adapt and overcome using crisco in my crust#no hate for crisco. its just not the best for pie crust
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People warned me that after gallbladder removal I'd probably have digestive upset with certain foods, specifically foods high in fat, but I've not found this to be the case. I haven't had any problems with burgers, olive oil, fries, or any stuff like that.
The two things I've ran into so far that *have* caused issues? Clementines and orange juice! Other fruits do not seem to have any negative effects, so maybe it's all the citric acid? But in any case, it's definitely a new issue bc before the surgery I would often eat 2-3 clementines per day with no problem. Just find it kind of an odd sensitivity to develop...🤔
#i don't drink juice very often so i could chalk that up to it being too much sugar/acid at once#but the whole fruit itself causing upset is weird. i eat other fruit & a good amount of fiber#so why is only one giving me instant sour stomach?#food mention#personal#bullshit
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Just cut 3 pineapples, and now I feel intoxicated. Also I can't feel my hands,
#guys if you dont know the deliciousness of fresh pineapple you need to learn it just saying#going to make half of it into juice. excited#just watch out. it burns if you eat too much too soon.#this fruit.. fights back
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If I were the last surviving member of a failed expedition in the arctic I wouldn't choose to keep living there. Like, one main factor of doom was that there weren't plants around and after all that suffering you choose to keep living without leaves in your life? without fruits? without apples and oranges and peaches and berries? without vegetables? No more eggplants or peppers or corn or onions? No man, when I hear Ross talking about his shot of lemon juice to fight scurvy I'll remember how good even a green salad tastes and pack my bag. Rip Francis Crozier but I need garlic in my life
#I might be biased as I've been vegetarian and then vegan for years but damn#I smelled an orange today and it felt like a dream#Imagine living the rest of your life w/o tasting fruits ir veggies ever again#marmelade#I get the guilt and the self imposed torture but never tasting strawberries again?#No that's too much#Did you guys ever had one of those mixed salads with oranges apples seeds tomatoes salad arugula carrots lemon juice pepper?? That's top 3#🍉🍊🍋🍑🍎🍓🥝🍍🍆🍅🌶️🥒🥦🥗🍞🥐#Like probably there are some eggs somewhere in the arctic but not very common#Even if we take in account only the plants available in the 1840s crozier is still missing common things like#Oranges! Baked potatoes! Tomatoes#If they brought a few plants with them they'd been alive now#Well not now
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had coffee yesterday for the first time in over a year after my mom's coffee started smelling like coffee again (I dont like the way she makes hers though and didn't even pre-parosmia so I bought an iced coffee to try that I used to like) and it was SO GOOD. I missed coffee so much and it feels unreal that I like it again. AND THEN garlic also smelled good when we had garlic bread with our spaghetti the other night and I ate a whole piece of garlic bread I was so happy. garlic was one of the absolute worst smells/flavors for the last year and a half and it finally smells and tastes edible again I'm so relieved. what next? please say apples I miss apples so much
#there's apple juice in like every fruit juice drink ever it's horrible#it overpowers everything#I would also be SUPER okay with dairy products like yogurt and cream cheese tasting good again#or strawberries. I want them back. please I'm begging#anyway yes multiple parosmia victories recently but still so much progress to be made to officially declare myself parosmia free#looking forward to more things tasting good again 100%#the number of things returning to normal seems to be accelerating too so I'm hoping it won't be long before I notice something else
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Do you think his barber misheard him asking for strawberry blonde?
#Fruit of the Loon#juice is mos def loose aboot this hoose#not counted as one of your five a day#mars inc took some inventive new steps in marketing#sugar free sweets for my sweet sugar costs too much money. It's highly taxed now sorry honey. Thanks Jamie.#E number overload
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Gonna either drink a coffee tonight or an energy drink. I'm leaning for coffee since I'm trying to quit energy drinks.
#hazey thoughts 💭 🤔#i love my energy drinks especially the fruit juice monsters and the coconut redbull but#i feel its cause me too much weightgain#and just overall not good for me for a plethora of reasons like some conditions im trying to revers#anyways just ramblin!
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made strawberry syrup at like 10:45 at night just so i can have strawberry milk in the morning even though i probably will not wake up and get dressed quickly enough to enjoy it
#homemade syrup is pretty easy once you've got the basics down. I only really measure the fruit to sugar ratio and put in as much#lemon juice as i think it needs and maybe a little tiny splash of water to help it not turn into jelly on me if i let it boil for too long
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