#this sucks☠️

[loloslaystheday]

Spark

pairing: rengoku kyojuro x f!wife!reader

prompt: kyojuro's excited to welcome his little girl into the family, but he never expected the emotions to hit so hard.

note: i was so unsure how to name this and i spent like 30 mins thinking of the pairing😭 im supposed to be sleeping bc i have testing tomorrow but oh well🤷🏾‍♀️

kyojuro never even thought of getting married. well... he never really even thought about it until he met you,. but to him,marriage was it.

when you asked him about having kids that was the first time he ever thought about it. he didn't really care about carrying on the family name, he had a brother and just cared about being with you.

but he would never deny his wife, who gave him everything he ever asked for, this one thing that she asked for.

he was ecstatic when you came to him with the good news; you were pregnant. he didn’t mind taking care of you at all until you had the baby. whatever you asked for he got, no questions asked.

and when the day finally came to welcome their little bundle of joy into the world, and he saw her face, and he held her in his arms, he didn’t know how hard the moment would hit him. she looked so small compared to him and it choked him up.

before he knew it, tears streamed down his face despite his fond and loving smile.

“she looks just like you.” he sniffs. you smile back at him, grabbing his free hand and squeezing it firmly.

she made small whimpers and shifted a bit. her little nose twitched with the ragged breaths and she couldn’t sit still in his arms.

he looked back up at you now. “thank you.”

you scoffed and rolled your eyes with a small laugh.

“she’s a momma’s girl.” you winked at kyojuro. “think ill be the favorite.”

“well, you are my favorite.”

“ah, so she gets it from you?” he nodded. you laughed, kissing his hand before leaning against it. “i love you.”

“i love you more.”

[buglaur]

if virgil was in a horror movie he'd probably be first to die

[murk888]

Aro 👉👈

I DIDN'T HAVE MY TWILIGHT STAGE IN TIME, OKAY?!? Now I watch the films while dying from laughter most of the time, their faces I can't-

MICHAEL SHEEN >>>>> 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[viarayy01-blog]

you can’t fix anything!~

[n3bismel]

[toxicanonymity]

This is going to make me sound like a

✨dramatic thirsty ass bitch✨

but I would pay any price to suck thighs out Joel’s dick. I don’t even know where the thought came from. I love all your Joels and I didn’t think thighs out was even my fav but I just reread it and now I have brain rot for the man.

the 🍆 is free if you suck his balls. 💗 🩳

Imagine if you're up late fucking then the next day while you're out, Joel falls asleep in a lounge chair while there's a barbecue happening on a neighborhing rooftop. So you straddle the chair and just barely graze his shorts with your crotch as you hover your upper body over his. You're trying to look through his shades to see if he's really asleep. Apparently not anymore, because he lifts his head enough to kiss you. You kiss him back hungrily and he grabs your ass with both hands to pull you down onto his lap. You're making out and he gets hard and you're grinding on him and he's moaning "Mmm" into your mouth and you're salivating for it.

You don't know why you're whispering, but you say "Can I taste it, daddy?"

He softly groans then whispers "fuck yeah baby" and helps you pull his shorts down. "any time." You hold his cock in your hand and lick it base to tip and he moans. You take his whole shaft into your mouth to get it wet. Then hold his cock up out of the way and circle his balls with your tongue in a figure eight while you slowly stroke his shaft with your hand. You suck on each ball, taking your time. He's like, "yeah--ohh--suck 'em good for daddy--ohh, god damn." You cradle them as you take his shaft in your mouth again. You tongue and suck with the back of your throat until he whispers "ohh, fuck" and his hips begin to lift into your mouth and he strokes your head with both hands. "Fuck," then explodes. He sighs "ahhh," and you look at his shades as you swallow.

latest: dressing room

[fvckw4d]

When USAmericans try to convey that America is a bunch of countries pretending to be united they tend to focus on culture, which is important, but all countries have regional cultural differences. What I think they're actually trying to explain is that the policy divide is so different between states you kind of cease to have rights the moment you leave your home state, even for vacation. Everyone has their state on their ID and license plate and birth certificate and if you move states you temporarily lose a lot of benefits as a citizen until some of those documents get changed, which is really weird if you think about it. So telling people which state you're from is a reflexive part of a conversation, even if it's meaningless to anyone outside of the US. There's a lot of places where the north and south part of the country are different, there are fewer places where you have to have special state medical insurance that only works in your state so if you cross a border in your own country and go to another town you just stop having healthcare.

[elitadream]

would you ever have the either of the bros use a 1-up in your art?

Oooh this is a tricky question. 🙇‍♀️

Short answer is maybe. Long answer is "I absolutely want to and have been scribbling down notes for a personal take on this concept ever since I joined the fandom months before the movie even came out, the idea is very much there but I can't seem to narrow it down to a feasible format that wouldn't take me forever to make and there's so much context needed to reach that point it admittedly feels a little overwhelming, so I honestly have no idea whether I'll actually draw it someday or not, BUT the inspiration for it has remained constant and I think about it on a fairly regular basis, so... That's good. I think?" 😅

If anything, the 1-UP mushroom will definitely at least be mentioned in my art eventually, but I can't offer any guarantee other than that. ><

[tariah23]

DM fans going hard for autism all while infantilizing Laiois in the process and being weird and racist towards the brown characters in the story, treating them like they’re evil just because of their interactions with their favorite white boy who can do no wrong.

[evrytingbagel]

braving nature 15 😎

[habitual-creatures]

I accidentally fell asleep at 7 am and now it's 2 pm😭 What the freak!!

Also haii^_^

- 💜 anon

DAMN- YOU WERE OUT-

That sounds like it was a surprise... to say the least. Do you at least feel rested? Also heya!!

[dunndunie]

Why are radfems like 10x more misogynistic and lesbophobic than the so called "TRAs" that they're up against

[my-prison]

@rexbalistidae @lesbiansupavillain DINNER, ok, so I finally got the courage and the motivation to show off my hcs for Leslie's besties :333!!! And then bonus doodles and info d:

[mad-hunts]

okay, yeah, barton is generally violent towards the staff + occasionally the other patients in arkham, BUT there are also times where he'll just be a minor nuisance. like him talking about how much he misses burgers while in arkham at 2 am in the morning and telling his bunkie that the first thing he's going to do when he escapes is get a REALLY greasy burger + then asking them what they're going to do when they get out. and sure as shit, the nearest burger joint is going to see barton walk in there the instant he gets out of there because he is consistent... sometimes LMAO

[profedger]

chiyopipi, our medic!!💞

[bedforddanes75]

twitter 1975+ts fans are the most insufferable stupid terrible BLEGH people on the planet. HOWEVER. tumblr 1975+ts fans are the sweetest loveliest people ive ever encountered