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[misterier]

Can you write a scenario about (TOS) Kirk confessing to his gn crush?

| yes fs sorry this took forever (it might be a lil ooc bc this is my first time writing for them so I'm sorry if I mess up broski🛐) this is short asf I'm so sorry I'm rushing tbh, this has been in my drafts for months

also hope you don't mind the use of Y/n, bc I prefer third person 💀

HIS LIL LIPBITE AND HUM BRO HES SO ############!!

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Oh, he was losing it, normally he was great and flirting and dating person to person, but them? Y/n? He's a mess, he can bearly function unless he's working. If he's alone he's overthinking, losing horribly at chess and everyone who's close to him is concerned, they think he's sick or something. They'd been friends for years, it was odd seeing him such a nervous wreck around them.

After a while of him becoming more of a mess every time Y/ns is around, McCoy catch's on pretty easy then pulls Jim away.

"You've gotta tell them." "But-" "No buts, your head over heels for 'em, and it's making you stupid. Now tell them. Doctor's orders."

He caves.

It takes him about a week of planning to finally find time within both of their schedules to be able to ask. And when he does he's sort of confident again, prepping himself in their mirror and doing some excited jumps while he recites the lines he probably won't use.

Once he goes down to Y/ns quarters he thinks it's a bad idea and was ready to walk away but it was too late as he'd already knocked.

"Come in."

He's forgotten all of his lines by the time he gets up the courage to walk into their quarters. "Oh hey, Jim did you need something?" "No, nothing." He sees the way they smile and then nod and he feels his heart flutter, he's told himself it was wrong to fall for his crew or anyone for that matter, he was the captain, but god, how could he resist someone so amazing—"Did you want something then or did you just wanna stand around?" They asked in a joking tone as if they'd realized he'd spaced out.

His eyes widened and he shook his head, trying to compose himself. "No, no I was wondering if you'd like dinner—with me. Dinner with me. Like to have dinner with me. The two of us—alone."

Wow, yeah, really smooth, Jim.

He wants to bang his head against the wall. And knock himself out, that was the least smooth his been since he was in the academy.

But Y/n at least didn't seem to mind, they just smiled brightly and nodded, it almost looked shy- he'd assumed they felt pressured so he freaked out again.

"You don't have to, you can say no. I was just offering, we both have time and—" "No it's fine. It sounds wonderful. When should I be there?"

Oh.

…

He hadn't expected them to say yes.

Sure he'd planned it out perfectly but he'd honestly thought they'd say no.

"We can go now if you'd like..?" He said hesitantly, biting his bottom lip and watching them for any signs of being uncomfortable around him.

"Jim were still in our uniforms-" "It's alright with me, I don't mind, you always look wonderful.. Do you mind?"

Everything paused, he hadn't really meant to say that out loud and they both blushed harshly.

"Alright then, it's fine. I'll go." They whispered softly, their face adoring and full of love.

Y/n then nodded and held out their arm with a nervous smile. Jim noticed quickly and locked their arms together, smiling brightly himself. They seemed to feel his sudden boost in confidence and it gave them a surge of hope, maybe this would work out..

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3

After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.

The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.

YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[alicornze7]

Silly guys goin' on silly adventures:]

@rorydrawsandwrites's puppeteer au but the only difference is that jax gives consent

My contribution to this wonderful au has been long overdue:')

Rambling in tags ehe (cw: ribbun:p)

Well maybe it's not the only difference

[aru-art]

two-headed calf by laura gilpin

[loopnoid]

beej and his motorcycle :-{)

[redundantz]

immortal x mortal problems

[pogzhellopart]

Hello EriKar nation

[astral-shiro]

let this man keep his beef!!!

[tigitaldurtle]

Oh, an incurable humanist you are...

[nyawrler]

hihg rolr

[jackietaylorsghost]

#im just like her fr

YELLOWJACKETS 105. Blood Hive

[sundaygimlet]

they're thinking about very different things

[ghostgirl-ward]

two become one

[torahtot]

you can always tell when someone doesn't have maga men in their life and god it makes me angry.. "if you're nice and compassionate you can be the one woman that makes them realize women aren't mean!" my mom bent over backwards for my dad for 25 fucking years he has plenty of other women kissing his ass and it never changed anything. do you really think that before being radicalized they never knew a single kind woman? they were never friends with a nice girl? alt-right men's problem with women isn't just that they've experienced too many mean women and they need to be shown that women can be nice, it's that they think women are inferior and don't deserve rights and don't understand anything so you can do what you want with them. and it takes a lot more than being nice to show someone that you aren't inferior. this isn't a case of being nice even when it's hard for the sake of deradicalization, it's about spending every fucking interaction with someone trying to get them to see you as a human being with value and a functioning intellect while they just laugh and show you that's never going to happen.

i cannot stress this enough: random women are not just going out and Being Mean to men. ur average guy interacts with plenty of women throughout his life- close women amongst their friends and family, casual interactions etc. most people don't start out being shunned by women, they start out being treated as NORMAL. & when they show their disrespect in normal society, it isn't tolerated, but when they go to alt-right spaces (which they're pushed towards online) they're told they're allowed to be as horrible as they want with no consequences because they're entitled to everything. it isn't "women aren't welcoming and the alt-right is so friendly so i'll become alt-right," it's "women don't let me disrespect them and the alt-right tells me fuck them, do whatever you want, you're entitled to it all" and why would you choose the group where you have to be a normal accountable person when there's a group that will reward you for being a shithead who gives no fucks?

the alt-right can afford to be more friendly and welcoming because they can allow bigotry. this can't work the same way for progressive spaces because we can be as kind & welcoming as possible but at the end of the day we have lines where we have to say "this behavior/speech isn't allowed in this space," and for certain people, that just can't win against a space where you can be as nasty as you want. these posts always end with a disclaimer saying "of course being kind doesnt mean you need to tolerate their bigotries" but what they don't realize and what drives me crazy is that women not tolerating bigotry IS the "women are mean" that radicalized them in the first place. they perceive you pushing back on any bigotry or bullshit as you being a meanie and treating them like they're ontologically evil. the 'kindness' they need to be deradicalized is you letting them walk all over you.

idk what the answer is to deradicalizing them and im sure relationships are part of it but you can be as kind as you want and all it will do is destroy you ime. i cant stand to see people (who have never even successfully deradicalized any man by being nice btw they always speak in hypotheticals and not from experience) double down on telling women to do things that will see no results and only hurt them, especially when any woman who has tried can tell you exactly how it went

[skywarpshydroflask]

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