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finch-the-foolish · 2 years
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EVERYTHING IS FINE ON SAUSAGE'S STREAM NOTHING IS WRONG I SWEAR
We are in. A flat world. This is fine I swear- the creepy music disc is going and there's noises and stuff but it's fINE-
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joifee · 1 year
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Tick Tock
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pocoyo-yo · 1 year
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PASTA & LOBSTER
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SUMMARY: i got a white boy on my roster.. he be feedin me pasta & losbter
WARNINGS: leon!kennedy x black!reader, smut, fem!bodied reader, f/m, unprotected sex, a lil cum eating, dirty talk, doggy (pos.), rough sex, manhandling, hair pulling, slapping (ass), lots of degradtion, some praise, situationship, petnames? (lots of 'slut', sweet thing, baby, officer), leon is a meanie but he whimpers, i imagined re4 (remake) leon for this but it can be which ever leon you want tbh
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the aroma of alfredo sauce from the styrafoam to-go boxes filled the motel room— you could see the piles of noodles in the back of the reflection from the mirror.
your face was pressed firm into a pillow while your running mascara dripped onto the cream colored covering.
"stay tonight," harsh breaths left the man above you. "need you all night long.."
you shivered— the harsh jolt of your hips everytime your bodies made contact on that sqeauky bed had you hiccuping on cries.
"hey," you gasped at how quickly your head was yanked up by your now messy hair. "we just started don't you go dumb on me now— talk to me.." the slight growl in slurred voice made you whimper.
your eyes dared to roll back in your head. ".. I'll stay— don't ever wanna go.." you pleaded— heavy pants left your swollen lips.
he chuckled, "god, y're such a slut." his hips tilted upwards at a slight angle— allowing his fat cock to sink further into pussy.
you stuttered on moans— legs trembling while your sticky arousal rolled down your thighs. you could barely breathe— your eyes stung with tears.
his thrusts were practically animalistic— not a sense of empathy or corcern for your wellbeing. sex was never this rough until you met him— you loved it, really loved it, you craved it even until you actually got it. until your muscles were tight and your legs were shaking to point the feeling in your toes had faded to numbness.
"leon.. l— leon," you reached back and pathetically pushed at his abdomen. "it hurts— can't breathe.." you babbled.
a sharp sting landed on your ass cheek making you whine and shake your head weakly.
"y're a fuckin' liar.." leon hissed— yanking your head back even rougher than before. he twirled your hair around his fist— the hair he paid for last time he got back. god, he spoiled you. he had better things— more important things to worry about than spoiling you and yet he still did it.
just for you.
"you said you 'don't ever want to go'— but y're trying to push me away? just the definition of a damn slut.." he mocked you— slapping your ass again and groaning softly at the ripple in your skin.
your brows knitted together as you dug your teeth deep into your bottom lip.
"you said it hurts right? what hurts?" leon questioned— his words were laced with painfully obvious fake sympothy.
his cock slipped almost completely out of your pussy before it sunk back in— the girth had you feeling like you were being stuffed full. your puffy pussy wrapped snug around his cock like a glove— a warm, wet, and tight ass glove that leon kennedy couldn't get enough of.
"y're too," you sniffled. "too deep 'n too big— it hurts.."
leon sighed, "poor baby," he sped up his movements earning a pathetic pornographic moan from your swollen lips. ".. you said you can't breathe? fuck, tell me— why can't you breathe?"
your nails sunk into his hard abs before leon grabbed your wrist— pinning it to your back which made you arch further.
"leon.." you mumbled.
"leon? so it's my fault again?" he scoffed.
you pouted, "y're too big— 'can feel it in my chest!"
"chest?"
"m— mhm.."
he grunted, "but you love it, yeah?" strands of his blond hair stuck to his sweaty forehead.
"I— I love you," you moaned. ".. 'love the way you fuck my pussy, lee.."
leon furrowed his brows at two things; the first was the sudden 'i love you' that left your lips and the second was the nickname you said 'lee'. he tried to believe it was because he had you drunk of his cock that you sputtered out those two phrases, but leon kennedy spent enough time with you in bed and out of it to know that you don't just say 'i love you' to anyone no matter how good you feel, and also you absolutely dispised nicknames.
"I know,"
he definitely did not know.
".. only a slut in love with me," leon groaned—chewing on his lip as sweat rolled down the bridge of his nose. ".. would take a fucking like this 'nd beg for more."
you whimpered loudly, "f— fuuuck!" your body shivered at the throbbing heat that pooled in your core.
the wet sound of his cock sinking back in your creamy folds was music to leon's ears. he looked of at the mirror and grinned before he yanked you by the hair to look as well.
"y're so pretty," he grunts— blue eyes hooded as he rolled his hips against you and dragged out his thrusts. ".. so pretty when you just moan and take it without being a bitch about it."
you whined at the tightness forming deep in your gut— eyes rolling back in your head.
"no," leon's thrusts become unapologetic once again— splitting you open with ease while his tip kisses your clit everytime. ".. y're going to watch yourself get fucked by me— gonna watch this slutty pussy of yours take my cock like a champ." he ordered and your lashes fluttered as you stared at the lewd sight through a blurry gaze.
"l— lee please," you cry out— clenching your fists. ".. oh god—"
he chuckled before a grunt left his lips when his cock slipped out of you mid thrust— it was wet and a ring of creamy white dripped around the base onto the sheets. he let go of your hair and you groaned in fustration and looked back over your shoulder, waiting for him to put it back in.
"leon c'mon.." you huff.
leon released the wrist he had pinned to your back and nodded down towards his twitching cock.
"I didn't say to stop lookin in the mirror," he scoffed. ".. fine, you want to be impatient? put it back in yourself."
you kept staring to see if he would let up but he was competely serious— his heavy hand landed on your ass again.
"make sure you watch yourself do it too, understand?"
you looked at yourself in the mirror on the wall and reached back behind yourself.
you clicked your tongue, "I understand, officer."
before leon could respond you wrapped your fist around his cock and pressed yourself against him. you mewled while you rubbed his tip over your wet, pillowly lips before you pushed it inside of your dripping hole— sinking the rest of his length in you until just his heavy balls were pressed firm against your pussy.
leon groaned, "there you go— not that hard right?"
you yanked your hips forward— slipping off of some of his dick, and then you let him slip back inside of you. leon moaned and glared at you in the mirror while your face contorted with pain and pleasure as you fucked yourself on his cock like he was some dildo.
"this is nice.. fuck.. that's my pretty slut," he stroked your back while you threw your ass back on his cock— moaning softly. ".. you like it like this? just using me?"
your cunt ached and you looked at leon in the mirror. ".. I can't reach deep enough, leon," you complain in a quiet, embarrassed whine. ".. need more of your dick.."
leon grinned, "so you need help?"
you nod shlyly.
"words?"
"I need help," you frown embarassedly. ".. officer."
you could see the slight shift in leon's expression when you called him that. the tight tug of his lips and the sharpened gaze of his blue eyes. his large hands gripped your hips and just from how hard he was holding you, you already knew his handprints would bruise your skin.
there was no warning— all you did was scream leon's name at the sudden change in pace.
you clawed at the messy sheets and let tears fall while the loud, agressive claps of your ass filled the room.
"damn y're tight.." he moaned— his skin finding yours so quickly there a slap every other second.
you clenched your teeth and resisted the urge to squeeze your eyes shut and let your pleasure take over. it didn't look like leon was watching you but you knew he was— another slip up and he'd be on your ass; no cumming for another hour at least and you couldn't handle that.
"ooh," you sobbed— eyes stinging with tears. ".. shit! shit! shit!"
"missed this pussy," leon babbled— whimpers flowing from his parted lips. "missed seein ya like this— missed fuckin ya like this. when it comes t'making it back home— knowin' you'd give it up t'me so easy s'one hell of a motivater.."
you sniffled, "m'close.. make me cum, lee.." your hand snaked in between your thighs and rubbed circles over your sensitive clit.
leon grunted, "don't ya worry— I make this pussy cream everytime I'm in it, don't I?" he hovered over (and close to) you— forcing himself deeper.
your gummy walls were squeezing him with no remorse— pussy spasming around his cock while your body shook uncontrollably.
the tightness in your belly relaxed— the pace of your finger tips quickening over your clit. ".. l— leon!" you cried out— your release rolling down his cock.
leon hivered and let his his head loll back in between his shoulders. "f— fuck that's it," his thrusts grew sloppy as your sticky cum smeared over his cock and dark brown happy trail that led down from his belly button. ".. o— oh my god.. oh my god that's a good little slut.." leon whined before he pulled out of you suddenly.
"on your knees— press those pretty tits together.." he panted heavily.
you quickly scrambled on your knees, cupping your tits and squishing them close together.
leon stared down at you with flushed cheeks— his fist dragging up and down his cock while you batted your lashes up at him. your hair was a tangled mess thanks to him, your eyes were puffy along with your lips thanks to him, cheeks stained with mascara tears thanks to him too, the bruises and kissmarks on your skin thanks to leon s. kennedy himself.
just the concept that he did that to you had leon gulping at the sight.
"f— fuck oh fuck," he whimpered— pre-cum rolling down from the red tip. ".. c'mon c'mon gonna cum all over those fuckin' tits. y're mine. y— y're my slutty girl who let's me fuck her pussy whenever I want, yeah?"
you nod with a lazy grin, "m'yours leon— this is only your slutty pussy.."
leon panted, "that's right.. oh fuck—" he stiffened up as ropes of his hot release landed on your tits while he fucked his fist— little whines leaving him as he came down from his high. his white cum was splattered across your brown skin— some of his already dripping down the curve of yout tits.
you coated your fingertips in his release before you popped them into your mouth— humming at his taste.
you giggled, "thank you, officer."
leon let go of his softening dick before he leaned down and kissed you— it was surprising gentle, his pink lips brushed over your lips before he slipped his tongue in the crevase of your mouth. his teeh tugged on your bottom lip while you ran your fingers through his blond hair.
"you're perfect," he repeated against your plump lips. ".. you're perfect, sweet thing.. fuckin' perfect."
leon s. kennedy was just like, if not worse than you, when it came to saying 'i love you'.
the man has had so much luck with women that it didn't feel all that lucky anymore. the words weren't really in his vocab at this point, but you didn't hate him for not saying the phrase back because you loved him.
though a close second to 'i love you' for leon kennedy was perfection— he never liked to throw that around willy-nilly either. so for now in this.. whatever it was between you two, that was your 'i love you too' and you were grateful to him that he felt close to same way you did.
"let's shower before the motel throws us out.." leon grumbled.
you smiled and kissed his nose, ".. one more time in the shower then, officer kennedy?"
"god," leon scoffed. ".. you're absolute perfection, baby."
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interpret this how you want
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nectardaddy · 2 months
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hi i’m pulling an all nighter because my sleep schedule is fucked & this is one of the many antics i have been up to (based off of our extremely normal convo ab mattsun)
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(mattsun has never touched a single work by kafka in his entire life don’t listen to a thing that man says. that being said im swiping right) this is the most terrible thing i have created to date, but it had to be done.
okay i’m sorry i’ll go back in my kennel nobody look at me 😔..
MITCH I'M ON THE FLOOR I'M IN THE GROUND I'M NOW ROAMING THE STREETS I'VE GNAWED THROUGH THE BARS OH MY GOD???????????
I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN MITCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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serendipitous-mage · 2 months
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AHAHAAHAHJAAJSBSMDJDNDKMXBWHXI???1??!?!!??
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#WHEEZING#I CANT YALL IM DYING#YOU CAN DO MANY THINGS WITH THE BUTT-BOUNCE#omfg#im losing it. i am Losing it#pacman#pacman world 2#this would prime streaming material im talking to myself a lot as play but to do that id have to sit in chair and then id have to shower#and i dont wana ;u;#anyway i remembered that the flinstones bowling game exists yesterday#and found it today - it was on ps1 not on computer as i feared#so i found it!!!!#and remembered WAY more of the dialogue/sound queues than i thought i did-which was already a lot#i got all da pins (ง•̀_•́)ง#other than 2 in the final bonus stage cos oH MY GOD????#THE *CAMERA* THE *BULL* THE FUCKING *SNAKES* NOT WORKING TO GET YOU ONTO LEDGES LIKE THEYRE SPOSED TO HALF THE TIME#when i unlocked the first bonus and saw the map/title card screen i was like 'ohno...oh i remember being horrible at this..'#but then it wasnt that bad#cos i was thinking of yOU final bonus rounnd FUCK YOU#EUARGH#its fine im fine im chill im normal#also this is my post so i can ramble in the tags all i want ha#ive always been So so enamoured with old games#that load in chunks and have horrible misaligned textures that are a little blurry cos theyre scaled up#the bowling game is a Prime example of that cos the map is constantly moving forward lMAO so its like .. half a screen of map#and then just VOID that will eventually load in another chunk of half a map as it gets closer but always the Void#stupidass little seagulls too i love them#gop think drag queens are radicalizing us? no...no the capitalistic asshole boss in the flinstones bedrock bowling circa 2000 radicalized m#anyway pacman is FAR too fucking agile in this game its offputting#and the SLIDEY back and forth he does everywhere ooooh my lorde
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beeduoo · 6 months
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thing frim that one foolish stream where he gives them a mansion tour☹️☹️☹️❤️
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phoibos-querella · 10 months
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Always fated to drown in his melancholy
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momentarysilence · 1 year
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bro I love mysta's 2.0 outfit so much holy sheesh
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cicadabite · 1 year
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eternallovers65 · 10 months
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Netflix canceling shadow and bone even who the whole thing was written AND immediately after the whole sag/wga is over ohhh I hope they burn
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zaisstuff · 1 year
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JUST FINISHED EPISODE 5 OF OFMD 2 OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING WHOLESOME I COULD DIE HAPPILY NOW
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shesmywiinona · 2 years
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me, seeing ghosts from lack of sleep: but what if gerard way serves cunt tonight
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gothsuguru · 8 months
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gonna try and get this suguru fic out by valentine’s day :3
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pataliemortman · 2 years
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Friday night
I’m thinking that we just might
Fly away to someplace they don’t know
Who we are
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"LEAVE HIS ASS! NEVER RISK YOUR LIFE FOR A MAN!"
- Justice Smith, 2022
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