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[aloneonceagainaspredicted]

From The Start ➸ And I sound like a loon, but don't you feel it too? Confess I loved you from the start

[love-belle]

always, evermore, even after and still !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they get married and it's the happiest day for everyone.

or

for when you finally find your happily ever after. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hope u like this!!! i love you so much, thank you for reading <3

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vogue charles leclerc and y/n y/l/n tie the knot in a grand yet intimate ceremony held at their villa in monte carlo.

the bride wore a valentino couture gown complete with a sprawling train and platform heels while the groom sported a classic black tuxedo. y/n’s childhood best friend, lily muni he, served as the maid of honour, whereas her close friends, carmen mundt, kika gomes and heidi berger were bridesmaids. on the groom's side, lorenzo leclerc, his brother was the best man along while his younger brother, arthur and his friend circle, which included lando norris, pierre gasly, carlos sainz and alex albon were the groomsmen. the guest list included many notable presences such as sebastian vettel, toto wolff, taylor swift, zendaya, timothée chalamet, harry styles and many more.

the couple’s first dance was to the song "love letter from the sea to the shore" performed by delaney bailey followed by "it's nice to have a friend" by taylor swift and "sweet creature" by harry styles.

tap the link in our bio to get a look inside their wedding held at their stunning villa in monaco.

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landonorris my two best friends got married and i'm about to make it everybody's problem. congratulations, you horny motherfuckers. don't remember much of last night but as i'm sitting in a cafe in berlin, i know it ruled. here's to a lifetime of happiness, love and blessings and may this marriage not end in a divorce (y/n, lily still has that taxi driver on speed dial, say the word and we'll help you run away)

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username stfu im gonna cry

username i feel like a proud parent omg

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username they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i love them so much my lord

lilymhe you can still escape just sayin yourusername

-> yourusername i'll keep that in mind, thank you 💋

-> charles_leclerc is it too late to get a divorce

-> yourusername shut up you literally (and legally) signed up for this

username are we gonna ignore that fact that the wedding was in monte carlo and lando's in berlin

-> username how the FUCK did that happen

-> username i just know that the party was WILD

username "may this marriage not end in a divorce" PLS 💀💀💀

username the photos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username im living for the wedding content we're getting from like half the grid

maxverstappen1 berlin is nice

-> landonorris i know right?

-> username NOT MAX BEING IN BERLIN TOO WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

username the event of the century 🔥🔥🔥

username THEY LOOK SO AMAZING WHATCTHRBUCJ

username in love with these

username god i need a life like this ://

charles_leclerc at least i had a gf and now i have a wife (thanks for the photos but i'm not paying you)

-> landonorris that's a fucked up thing to say to me (i literally hate you so much)

username fuck all the love stories except theirs

username my heart ://

username they SCREAM old money

-> username OMG THAT'S SO REAL

yourusername thank you for these pictures. we love you. take the train back to monte carlo rn or i am giving your gift to george. and thanks for the driver information, will keep that in mind definitely.

-> landonorris anytime. i love you both i guess. DON'T YOU DARE and of course, happy to help.

-> charles_leclerc DELETE THAT NUMBER RIGHT NOW

username charles has been married for one (singular) day and he's already fighting for his life 💀💀💀💀💀

username i love this friend group so much ❤️

username THEY BOTH ATE OMG

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lilymhe in my head, we're still those teen girls who planned out their wedding days with so much enthusiasm and with so much detail that it would've put these planners and binders to shame. it's kinda hard to believe that my best friend is now married but honestly, y/n/n, i couldn't be more happy for you. you're my best friend and i love you so much. thank you for being just a call away, always. here's to charles (barf) and y/n (❤️)

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username SHUT UP IM CRYING

username platonic soulmates ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username AHHHSHDHDJDHBXSJ

username she's so pretty what the fuck

username Y/N ATE

carmenmmundt the prettiest bride 💕

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username two pretty best friends 🔥🔥🔥

username y/n looks so pretty what thebfuck omg im gonna scream

username my favs ://

username nah cus lily and y/n literally have my heart like they're my fav pair of best friends

charles_leclerc i remember when you threatened me

-> lilymhe good. remember it for the rest of your life.

-> charles_leclerc y/n she's doing that thing again yourusername

-> yourusername lily

-> lilymhe sorry

-> username NAH NOT CHARLES SNITCHING ON LILY

username she slayed so hard

username the barf and the ❤️ spoke VOLUMES

username im gonna cry they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i wish i had a best friend like lily ://

alex_albon i never get captions like this

-> lilymhe this isn't about you

-> yourusername yeah alex this isn't about you

username y/n's childhood best friend being her maid of honour 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username in love with these two

username AHHHSHDHDJDHBXSJ

yourusername i love you SO fucking much

-> lilymhe i love you so much more

yourusername i'll love you always thank you for everything ❤️‍🩹

-> lilymhe you're my best friend, always here for you and your loser ass boyfriend

-> charles_leclerc I'M HER HUSBAND

-> lilymhe okay and??? she can get another one

-> username PLEASE OH MY GOD

username i adore their friendship tf

username don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry

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danielricciardo i had one (1) job and as you can see, i took it very seriously. mr and mrs. leclerc-y/l/n, everybody 💒🍧💐

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username LECLERC-Y/L/NS

username THEY'RE SO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i love them sm what the fuck

username my parents ❤️🫶🏼

username LOVING THE WEDDING CONTENT WE'RE BRING FED RN

username she looks so pretty omg ☹️☹️☹️

maxverstappen1 why are you acting like your ass isn't in berlin with us?

-> danielricciardo THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET YOU SNITCH

username WHAT THEBFUCJ HAPPENED LAST NIGJT 💀💀💀💀💀 why are they in berlin

-> username oh the night was wildin 🔥🔥🔥

username daniel.jpg but on main

username love them sm

username SO HAPPY FOR THEM AHSHDHSJDJBS

username living for this content

landonorris berlin kinda cool

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username WHY are they in berlin

-> username no it's HOW are they in berlin

username no bc i feel like such a proud mom like i watched go from "hiii/hiiiiiii" to "hehehehe i do/shut up charles, i do"

-> username that's what i call GROWTH

username her dresses ate omg

username i know daniel's not getting paid for shit

username im so ://

charles_leclerc lovely photos mate

-> danielricciardo so will you pay me?

-> charles_leclerc no

username AHHHSHDHDHDHXHXJDJDF

username gonna sob some more

username honestly crying tears rn

yourusername we love you daniel 🫶🏼 (get your ass back to monaco i am NOT kidding)

-> danielricciardo love you guys (omg we're on our way stop you scare me sometimes)

username IM NOT NORMAL ABT THIS

username fav couple

username thank u to daniel for these

-> username doing god's word fr

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yourusername words cannot express how much i love you. every single time i think that this is it, i cannot possibly love you more than i do, i'm surprised by myself because i do. i really do. i fall in love with you more and more every single day and i'm gonna spend the rest of my life showing you that. i loved you when you first told me that you really liked my smile and i loved you when you told me you hoped i lived nearer to you and then asked me to move in. i loved you when you took the time to get to know me and i loved you when you said that i was it for you and i will love you when our hair is turning gray and we're gonna look back and smile and fall in love even more. they're gonna have to kick us out of those nursing homes i swear. i truly cannot wait to look back on our life together, cardboard boxes full of our love, but until then, let's live it. here's to my forever love, my everything, my world. i love you ❤️

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username GOODNIGHT

username WHAT THR FUCK

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username they're married 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username people say soulmates we say y/n and charles

username sliding down the door fr this is INSANE

charlotte2304 all my love to you both 💓

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username HE'S SO HUSBAND MATERIAL LIKE

username they're MY parents

username the caption took my heart out and squeezed it

username hahahahaha!!!!! i am NOT okay!!!!!!! what the fuck is up with that caption

sebastianvettel 💐💕

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username he's so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username "i truly cannot wait to look back on our life together, cardboard boxes full of our love, but until then, let's live it" WHEN WILL IT BE ME

username "they're gonna have to kick us out of those nursing homes" me and who lol (i am screaming crying shaking)

username no bc i too deserve someone like this ://

username it's giving timeless by taylor swift

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username they're so taylor swift coded

username GOD ME WHEN

username gonna take a toaster bath brb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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carla.brocker my heart 😭🩷

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arthur_leclerc sister-in-law 💒🩷

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username IM GONNA SCREAM WHAT THE FUXK

username MY parents 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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username microwaving a spoon brb

charles_leclerc i love you so much it's unbelievable just how much

-> yourusername i adore you and every part of you

charles_leclerc my forever love ❤️ cannot wait to grow old with you

-> yourusername forever has never sounded so good ❤️

username gonna be thinking abt this for the rest of my life just so u know

username they're setting the standards so high i can't do it anymore what the fuck

username im so 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤

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charles_leclerc i honestly don't know what to say. you're my biggest dream, my wife and now that i'm saying it, it sounds so surreal. i have waiting been an entire lifetime to say these words and the fact that it's you in this lifetime (and all the others), is just amazing. i wish i had known you sooner, so that i wouldn't have to spend all those years looking for love in places where it couldn't possibly be. my love for you reached my past and before you came into my life, i missed you so bad. i hope that one day, when we're old and aged and have seen a thousand sunsets, you ask me if i love you and my answer will forevermore will be always, evermore, even after and still.

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username I CANNOT DO THIS RN

username everyone stfu im gonna cry

username english lang is so weird bc u say true love and it translates to y/n and charles

username nah the bar is too high atp im giving up

username SHE'S SO PRETTY MA GAWD

username the fact that they're now the leclerc-y/l/ns 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lewishamilton so happy for you both 💐💒

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username "my love for you reached my past and before you came into my life, i missed you so bad" why am i crying.

username they're the blueprint for all love stories from now on btw

username I LOBE THEM SO MUVH WHAT GHE FUCK THEY'RE MU PARENTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭 😭 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

usernames no bc the way all the photos are of random moments and this leads me to believe that charles just whips out his camera whenever y/n is just There and now im crying again

-> username he's just like us fr

-> username i too would play paparazzi for y/n is given the chance he's not the only one ://

carla.brocker coolest sister in law (best friend) 🫶🏼

-> yourusername carla i love you 😭

username still in disbelief they r married tbh

username i feel like we watched them grow up im so emotional 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

username she's so pretty i could sob

username why did u think that it was okay for u to post this.

username i am not okay

lorenzotl 🤍💐

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username SHE'S SO PRETTY

username charles won at life fr

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username caption called me single and lonely in 26836282727 languages 💔💔💔💔💔

username bro woke up and chose to destroy shakespeare with that caption 💀💀💀

landonorris loved the wedding 👍 i woke up in berlin

-> charles_leclerc the wedding was in monaco???

-> maxverstappen1 i know

-> danielricciardo we obviously had some ideas and now i have an ugly tattoo and there's a ring pop on my finger

-> landonorris max has one too

-> charles_leclerc YOU MARRIED MAX

-> danielricciardo NO

-> maxverstappen1 NO

-> yourusername this is hilarious

username i need to see more pictures from the wedding I NEED TO

username i love my wife (i am delusional)

yourusername i have already loved you for a thousand years ❤️

-> charles_leclerc here's to a thousand more ❤️

yourusername i love you so much like you're my person and i just love you so fucking much :/

-> charles_leclerc i love you so much more mon chéri

username they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username IM SO AHJHSJSHDHDJSKDJD

username im gonna cry brb

[archduchessgortash]

Unpopular Opinion

An 'evil power couple ruling Toril together' ending for Durge and Gortash is a horrible idea, and I'm glad that it doesn't happen in Baldur's Gate 3. If it ever did, it would not be a happy ending for either of them.

If that's your kink... cool. It's such a popular ask in the fandom that I'm sure someone already wrote it months and months ago.

My kink is redemption, but hardly anyone seems to want that for Gortash, and it makes me sad. I really think it should have been an option.

Here's why I don't want Durge and Gortash ruling Toril:

Durge and Gortash have both been abused, manipulated, and treated like complete shit by their families, their caregivers, and their gods. Bane's treatment of Gortash isn't exactly clear except that he tortures his soul for failure even though Gortash did everything he possibly could to succeed in the Absolute plot. By the time we meet him in-game, Gortash has become as bad, if not worse, than his abusers. Pre-tadpole Durge was a piece of work, too, although Sceleritas does mention that they struggled to stay the course that Bhaal had set them upon even before their lobotomy.

We know that one of the themes in Baldur's Gate 3 revolves around cycles of abuse. Even when the victim-turned-abuser isn't arguably 'as bad' as the one who hurt them, if they choose the same sort of path, they lose everything they were ever really fighting for: themselves.

I know Ascended Astarion stans will stomp their feet and say he hasn't become Cazador 2.0. To them, I say: 'You're right. He hasn't... yet.' However, he has eternity now and a delusional slave of his very own to bring out the worst in him. There's a reason that spawn Astarion mentions how he felt everything he'd learned since meeting his new friend/partner slipping away when he thanks them for stopping his ascension. Because that is what ascension does to him. Astarion loses. Cazador wins. Even dead, he has won. That the fandom doesn't get that boggles my mind.

Some fans like the idea of evil Durge and Gortash taking out Bhaal and Bane, becoming gods themselves. In my opinion, this is so much worse. Killing or torturing their abusers as revenge isn't 'finally showing them' or proving their strength. It is, in fact, a mirror of their abuser's own weakness manifested in their victim. Gortash has already crossed this line. Dravo Flymm is effectively dead, animated only by his tadpole. This is another reason I wish Karlach had the option to forgive Gortash--not for him--but for her.

Gortash intellectualized his own abuse so hard that he actually thinks he was helping Karlach by giving her to Zariel. He has not truly dealt with anything that was done to him. He projects it onto the people around him and makes his own problems into everyone else's. I believe this is why there's no ending in which he survives. That, and running out of time and money to do him and Wyll justice with their storylines.

I don't like Durge and Gortash becoming worse together. A history of abuse does not excuse its continuation. I don't want to watch them be overtaken by their own weakness, to weep as I gaze upon the manifestation of their inescapable cowardice.

I want to see them win, but my definition of winning is not ruling. My definition of winning is choosing to no longer emulate their abusers, to become what tiny glimpses into their back stories show us they once had the potential to be.

The idea of Durge and Gortash enslaving the world and ruling it brings to mind a line from one of my all-time favorite songs: Veteran of the Psychic Wars by Blue Öyster Cult.

'Did I hear you say that THIS is victory?!'

Well... it is. Just not theirs.

Repeating the cycle of abuse is nothing short of ensuring the legacy of the abuser.

Like I said... I want Durge and Gortash to win.

[youremyheaven]

Vedic Astrology Observations

1. Punarvasus tend to be very spiritual if not religious. They find peace in prayer. Another thing I've noticed is that they are very sexually conservative (probably because of their cat yoni). Mariah Carey, Punarvasu Moon was a virgin when she married her first husband and waited until marriage to be intimate with her second husband as well. She was engaged to James Packer for 18 months and they reportedly never had a physical relationship.

Miranda Kerr, Punarvasu Moon was in a relationship with Evan Spiegel for 3 years and waited until marriage. Drew Barrymore, Punarvasu Moon has said that she's been celibate since her divorce in 2016.

2. Mariah Carey, Punarvasu Moon speaking of the nature of light & time , her memoir has multiple chapters titled with light-related names and even sooo many of her songs , including Butterfly (Punarvasus are connected to butterflies)

3. Moksha gana nakshatras embody the trickster archetype. They also often argue or provoke people simply for the heck of it. 2/3 Moon ruled naks (Rohini & Hasta) are Moksha gana and it makes sense as to why they fuck with people just because they can, they have nothing to gain from it and it serves no purpose, they're evil for the heck of it. They'll go to any length to ruin you even if they ruin themselves in the process.

Moksha means liberation in Sanskrit (Sanskrit is a classical language like Latin that is pretty much only used in a scholarly context) and is one of 4 purusharthas or motivations assigned to the 27 naks. The others are artha (wealth) kama (pleasure) and dharma (duty). Moksha would be located at the very top of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, which means an individual with Moksha gana naks has transcended all the other base level motivations of accumulating wealth, seeking pleasure and doing one's duty. What is left to do now? If an individual is evolved, they actually seek liberation through their spirituality but if they are not, not only are they unbothered by any ordinary human motives, they lack the ability to devote themselves to anything ordinary because they simply dont care about getting a job or building a house or whatever. this means they also kind of exist beyond normal social norms?? go up against a Moksha gana native/Moon dominant person and the kind of arguments they'll use against you will reveal this nature of theirs. like they will have zero issue using your every vulnerability and insecurity against you just to win an argument or put you down. they hate to look "weak" so they will tear you apart just because they can, with no regard for any history you share. there are people who defend this by saying "oh well i was mad" babygirl everybody gets mad, but if someone isnt raising their voice, being petty or singling you out and bringing up your past to make you crumble, its not because they're incapable of it, its because they have principles.

Moksha gana naks love to play devil's advocate.

4. Rahuvians have bad memory, they probably repeat the same stories in different ways every few weeks lol

5. Saturnian women often marry billionaires according to Claire Nakti and I recently found some more examples of that:

** Mariah Carey, UBP Sun was engaged to Australian billionaire, James Packer who used to date Miranda Kerr, Pushya Rising (both these women are also Punarvasu Moon), Miranda is now married to the CEO of Snapchat.

** Lisa Manobal, UBP Sun is dating Frederic Arnault, a French billionaire

** Elle Macpherson, UBP Sun was in a relationship with Arpad Busson with whom she had 2 kids (he's not a billionaire but he does have a net worth of $500 million)

6. Nominative determinism, literally "name-driven outcome", is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that reflect their names.

but i thought i'd use it in the context of astrology and how most people are subconsciously given names that reflect their nakshatras

ex: Angelina Jolie

the name Angelina is an expansion of Angela which is derived from the Greek word Angelos which means "Angel" or "messenger". Angelina has Revati Moon which is a deva ("godly" nakshatra) and Jolie is the French word for "pretty" and Angelina has Venus in 1h and is Pushya Rising (these were two of the biggest beauty indicators according to Claire's research)

(its so cute to me that her name is literally Angel Pretty bc damn right she is)

Yara Shahidi (Revati Moon)- Yara is the name of a water spirit and in Portuguese it means "Water lady" (Yara has stated that her name means one who is close to your heart, but names can have several different meanings) and Shahidi means "witness" in Persian. I feel like all of that really ties together with Revati being in pisces rashi and the last nakshatra that is "witness" to everything else etc

[capy123]

🍓 ⊹₊ ⋆ SHORT COLLECTIVE S/O READING₊ ⋆ ⊹ (if you are interested in a reading check my pinned post! 🎀)

-pick a fruit that calls u the most:

1 ⊹₊peaches

2 ⊹₊strawberries

3 ⊹₊blueberries

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-PEACH🍑:

your s/o deeply desires to be with you, but there is a significant obstacle preventing this union. it could be a figure of authority such as a parent, a mentor, or some other influential force. despite the current pain of separation, they want to reassure you that this difficult period will be worth it in the end. your bond is strong and meant to be, and the struggles you face now will only strengthen your connection in the future. they can be a bit egoistic and a troublemaker. i also see freckles and red hair. your s/o definitely comes from a wealthy and powerful family, but they’ve always gone against the rules, which makes them the odd one out in their family, the bad example. you’re like a breath of fresh air to them.

🍑 ⊹₊ ⋆ SONG CHANELLED: “ONCE THEN WE’LL BE FREE” BY WISP [https://open.spotify.com/track/654f3RV4IZdpvH189db8mQ?si=b8dZnHl6TLaJiHb2C4jKSw]

⊹₊ ⋆ LYRICS THAT STOOD OUT:

“i’ll find you in these waters

so, reach your arm out to me”

“i promise it’ll end soon

once then we’ll be free”

“stay with me

in my arms”

“stay with me

‘til we’re free”

they want you to stay with them even if it’ll be frowned upon, i’m hearing “trust me” and “kiss my ass” they’ll embrace your relationship, 0 fucks given.

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BLUEBERRIES 🫐: your s/o is happy to have you, i see that they’ve had a very lonely childhood/life and never really had anyone that loves him the way you do.

but i'm seeing that your s/o feels left out in the cold, jealous in silence, and watches from a distance. they feel envious of another person in your life, thinking, "you’ll never love them like me." they genuinely believe you’re confused because they feel like you’re not choosing them, though it’s not the case. they’re very insecure when it comes to you. "it’s either them or me," they say. they’re greedy, wanting you all to themselves, but what they don’t realize is that you are theirs. their insecurity is causing them pain. they just need reassurance from you, as i'm seeing a lack of communication. i see soft features and black hair, a gloomy street and a bike (?), rain might be significant.

🫐 ⊹₊ ⋆ SONG CHANELLED: “EACH TIME YOU FALL IN LOVE” BY CIGARETTES AFTER SEX. [https://open.spotify.com/track/6YbqjyoqQx9p13IndkOzeP?si=ywPHsvEmTiuLguV-WvmzqQ]

⊹₊ ⋆ LYRICS THAT STOOD OUT:

“all i wanna know if you love her”

“you sleep all day and drive out in LA”

“it isn’t safe”

i feel they’re very protective and possesive of you, and a little bit dramatic on the way they express it. they want you all to themselves and they’re not thinking of sharing, which may be overbearing for you. they tend to exaggerate things you do or say, and take them out of context. 😭 they love you, they just have never had something like this, and the last thing they would want is to loose it, there are no bad intentions behind it.

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-STRAWBERRIES🍓: with the sun, ace of wands reversed, and seven of cups, you are a blessing in your s/o’s life. you bring them love and warmth, and they’re incredibly happy to have you. they shower you with gifts, pamper you, and treat you as you deserve. you light up their life, and all they want is for you to be happy. you give them goosebumps when you walk into the room, and your presence lights it up. i'm seeing curly hair as significant, as well as driving around together during sunsets, you give them a purpose, they feel as if they won the lottery with you.

🍓⊹₊ ⋆ SONG CHANELLED: “BEST PART” BY DANIEL CAESAR & H.E.R. [https://open.spotify.com/track/1RMJOxR6GRPsBHL8qeC2ux?si=6aDFlTn6T52I8zipP3sxHw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A06KPbIYzZEhwVxRULAD3eu]

⊹₊ ⋆LYRICS THAT STOOD OUT:

“when you hold me, and kiss me slowly, it’s the sweetest thing”

“you’re the coffee that i need in the morning”

“won’t you give yourself to me, give it all”

“i just wanna see how, beautiful you are”

i feel like you might be a bit hesitant or unsure at times, but they bring out a side of you that is confident and they absolutely love it, they wish you were like that more often, because it looks so beautiful on you. :)

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[the-s1lly-corner]

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS FLUFF ALPHABET

Deciding to do the fluff alphabet for TADC! Copying my list I did for the creepypasta alphabet with some tweaking/swapping out some of the letters for other prompts! More info under the cut regarding rules and the alphabet itself!

Same deal with wanting to do the entire circus + caine

You can request multiple characters, at the trade off that you can only choose less letters

1 character: any number of letters, yes including the whole alphabet

2 characters: 10 letters max

3 characters: 6 letters max

4 characters (max): 5 letters max

Obviously you can request multiple times! This is just per ask + I trust you guys wont go bananas

Same deal as normal requests, dont pressure me to do yours faster since its demotivating, I tend to usually do my requests in order of when they were sent

Now onto the list!

(A)bstract- how would they feel if you abstracted?

(B)onding- how they spend their time with you + general activities ?

(C)uddling- who's the big/little spoon? Do they like cuddling? How often do you guys cuddle?

(D)ates- ideal dates? What do you guys do in the circus, since its limited?

(E)motion- who's the more emotional one? How emotional are they in terms of the relationship?

(F)amily- if they ever escape the circus, and you two meet again, would they want a family with you?

(G)ift- how often do they give gifts? Do they themselves like receiving gifts?

(H)arsh- how often do you guys get into arguments? Who makes up first?

(I)n house adventure- do they pair up with you during Caines activities? How successful would you guys be at achieving the final goal?

(J)ealousy- are they a jealous partner? By how much, how do they get when they're jealous? How do they handle it?

(K)iss- where do they like to kiss/be kissed? Do they enjoy it?

(L)ove Laungage: how do they express their love to you/what makes them feel loved?

(M)ended- if you abstracted but somehow came back, how would they feel?

(N)O- dealbreakers? What could prevent or ruin a relationship with them?

(O)ddity- what is a quirk of theirs? Habit? The like?

EDIT I FORGOT P- PDA!

(Q)uiet time- how do you two spend moments of silence? Is it uncomfortable?

(R)oses- do they give you flowers? If so what kind? Do they like receiving flowers?

(S)HH- secrets! Do they keep secrets from you?

(T)unes- what is "your song" that you two share?

(U)pset- how do they get when they're/you're upset, what do they do about it?

(V)alentine- while it's hard to keep track of time in the circus, what would they do for you for the holiday?

(W)ant- what do they want in a relationship?

(X)oxo- small acts of love, what do they do?

(Y)earn- how do they cope with separation?

(Z)zz- sleep, if they can sleep in the circus, what would it be like to share a bed with them?

[strawberryblue-blog]

Lover —Christian Pulisic

warnings: none. fluff, soft.

summary: something nice and sweet for this great man. Inspired by Taylor Swift's song "Lover".

words: +1.5k.

#sexynote: hope you like it! thank you very much for all your support i really appreciate it. take care, see you soon <3

We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January. And this is our place, we make the rules.

The holidays had ended full of happiness and harmony. Everything had gone as expected, in fact, it had been better than you had imagined. It was the first time your families had come to you home for the holidays and although they feared something might happen, everything had been perfect. Christian took your hand when midnight came and kissed you under the mistletoe, even as he listened to your father's warnings. His sister squealed with happiness as he took pictures of you while your mothers hugged each other.

And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear. Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?

You had known Christian for five years but it really seemed like you were meant to be together. And I'm not saying you were perfect because you weren't but... you just complemented each other. He knew everything about you, he knew your weaknesses and your strengths, your likes and dislikes, everything about you. You knew everything about him too, although you were sure you still had a lot more to learn about your new home.

Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever?

You had fallen in love with him as soon as you had met. It wasn't typical for someone to care as much about you as he did that night. The night your friend set you up on a blind date, lying to you about it. At first glance, you knew he was a handsome guy but as the night went on, your heart knew he was a man. A man who cared about others, someone kind and caring, a gentleman who made you laugh and you liked him more and more.

And take me out, and take me home. You're my lover.

It didn't take long after your first date for you to conclude your love. It only took three more dates and he gave you his first kiss. It was outside your house, as he accompanied you in the lonely night. He had lent you his coat and insisted on walking you home. Very cliche. But it was more than perfect. Definitely what you had imagined when you were a teenager. His hands took yours, his eyes asked for permission and when he got it, he kissed you.

We could let our friends crash in the living room. This is our place, we make the call.

Moving to London was a big change for you. Especially because you didn't know what life was like on the other side of the world and you were terrified that theirs wasn't going to work out. Leaving your old life to join him in his dream still made you sweat but you'd rather take the chance than give it up and lose the one person you'd managed to love like no one else. Hopefully, you would start from scratch away from everything you knew and learn to live together in your own time.

And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you. I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all.

Definitely in your best memories, Christian was present. Like when you were frustrated and cried every night before your exams or when you received your diploma and finally, you were a lawyer. When you had your appendix removed and had to drink sparkling water, which he had bought for you, or also when the pregnancy test came back positive. He was probably the only person with whom you had shared most of your memories, some happy, some sad, frustrating or exciting. And you were sure, there would be many more.

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

Maybe you never would have met Christian if you hadn't agreed to go on that date, but you like to think that's the way fate wanted it. For if your friend hadn't lied to you about that night, you might never have agreed to a date with a stranger. But here you were, hugging your shoulders as his kisses encircled your neck and his hands caressed your back.

My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue. All's well that ends well to end up with you

You really wished and prayed that Christian would love you all your life, because you would. You would love him until the end of your days. No experience in love had ever brought you as much happiness and excitement as your relationship with the footballer. Even in your worst moments, you knew how to reconcile and fix it. Only you knew how to love each other so madly, because you had learned to accompany and support each other in spite of everything.

Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover

You were willing to give up everything for Christian, you had already done it and you would do it again and again, as long as he was willing to give it up for you. He promised you his undying love and you vowed to be by his side when he would need you most. You never even thought you would be here where you were, waiting behind the big door of the church, holding the arm of your father, who held the tears in his eyes. Stomach churning and a thousand feelings afloat. Today you were going to say yes in front of your families, friends and colleagues, and you couldn't wait for this night to be over.

And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me. And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

Eight months ago, you found out one of the best news of your life. Together with Christian, the love of your life, you would be parents. Never before had you experienced so many feelings together, thousands of sensations, uncertainty and excitement. Even at night you would wake up wanting to give up, fearing what might happen in the future, but then Christian would sit next to you in bed and caress your back with his sweet words... then, everything go away.

Darling, you're my lover.

The first few days after your son was born, everything changed. Your husband's sparkling eyes lit up the room as you walked towards him, holding his son, you could see glimmers clearing from his eyes. His arms embraced your body surrounding you gently in his warmth, the little body between you moved feeling the love of his parents. His lips kissed your forehead, then his fingers took your newborn's tiny hand.

[vicsnook]

Ours | Jake Seresin x Reader

word count: 1786

warnings: crying, little conflict, Iceman appearance 👀

song pairing: Ours - Taylor Swift (Taylor’s Version)

notes: Hey y’all! We have officially made it to the end of this little series. I can’t lie, I did put off writing this because then it would be over but now there’s more time for writing new stuff! Thank you for sticking around and your likes and reblogs. I hope you enjoy! Please like and reblog if you don’t mind <3

Elevator buttons and morning air

Strangers' silence makes me want to take the stairs

If you were here, we'd laugh about their vacant stares

But right now, my time is theirs

Things had been great lately with you and Jake. The squad was on board with your relationship and even Maverick approved. This morning you left before Jake woke up as you had a meeting with Cyclone.

The elevator to Cyclone's office was painfully slow and made you even more nervous. Everyone in it was quiet and you could cut the tension with a knife. You wished Jake was here with you.

Finally the doors opened and you made your way down the long hallway. Dread setting in. You had no idea why Cyclone wanted to see you but it couldn’t be good if it was this early in the morning.

Seems like there's always someone who disapproves

They'll judge it like they know about me and you

And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do

The jury's out, but my choice is you

“Lieutenant L/N, please come in and shut the door behind you.” Cyclone said as you stood in the doorway. You do as you’re told and stand in attention then sit as soon as you’re told to.

“Lieutenant L/N, it’s come to my attention that you’re in a relationship with Lieutenant Seresin. Am I correct?” He asked, his eyes told you he knew the answer already.

“Yes sir.” You replied, feeling more nervous by the second and dreading what you knew was coming.

“Well, in that case you know the rules. Both of you cannot be in the same squadron. When you dated Lieutenant Floyd, you were both in different squadrons so that’s what will have to happen again. Is that clear?” Cyclone stared at you intensely as he waited for your response.

The Dagger squad was the only one that was permanently stationed in Miramar so if you were to be moved you’d probably be stationed elsewhere. Tears blurred your vision as Cyclone cleared his throat still waiting on your answer.

“Will I have to relocate to a different base?” you asked quietly, holding back your tears.

“Yes, there’s an opening in the Spade squadron in Nevada. You will be leaving Friday.” Cyclone stated, and then stood up to open the door for you. “Unless you break off your relationship with Lieutenant Seresin. In that case there’s no need for relocation. But I take it that’s not something you’d like to do?”

“No sir.” You replied as you stood up shakily and headed out the door practically sprinting down the hall. Reaching the elevator you decided on the stairs instead. Sitting on the steps finally you let yourself cry. Everything was finally working out and now you’d have to leave and who knew for how long.

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Driving back to Jake’s apartment you tried to hide the fact that you’d been crying. He instantly knew though as soon as he looked at you. Rushing to hug you as you collapsed in his arms and sobbed once more.

“What’s wrong honey?”Jake asked, concerned filled his voice as he rubbed your back.

“I’m being re-stationed.” You managed to choke out in between sobs. Feeling his body go tense at your confession.

He led you to the couch and you tried to collect yourself as best as you could. Explaining to him why and when.

So don't you worry your pretty little mind

People throw rocks at things that shine

And life makes love look hard

The stakes are high, the water's rough

But this love is ours

“Baby, don’t worry. We’ll figure someone out. Let me talk to Mav.” Jake said, squeezing your hand reassuringly.

“I doubt there’s anything he can do Jake.” You whispered back. He pulled you to his lap and you hugged his neck. Tears filled your eyes as you wondered how long it’ll be until you could do this again after Friday.

Both of you got ready for work quietly. Jake kissing you every moment he got. The drive to work was quiet which was unusual for you both.

Jake immediately pulled Maverick as soon as you both got to the hangar. You sat with the rest of the squad and explained the situation. Everyone of them became upset at the news and vowed to find a solution.

You never know what people have up their sleeves

Ghosts from the past gonna jump out at me

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Jake and Maverick talked for what seemed like a long time then Maverick stepped out to make a call. Jake smiled at you reassuringly and gave you a thumbs up. All you could hope for was more time with him. You still doubted anything could be done to prevent this.

Maverick had you all do exercises while he went to speak to someone. Jake still hadn’t told you about their conversation. You tried to shake the thoughts out of your head as you shot down Rooster and won the dog fight.

You landed quickly as Maverick came through the comms and asked you to meet him in the hangar. Hurrying towards him you saw a man who looked vaguely familiar by his side.

“Peach, come on, let's go inside and talk.” He said as you reached them. You recognized the man with him as Tom “Iceman” Kazansky.

You hoped this would be a good conversation since you knew Iceman had a lot of pull at the base. Especially after seeing him save Maverick from being discharged after he disobeyed Cyclone on the Uranium mission training.

And it's not theirs to speculate if it's wrong and

Your hands are tough, but they are where mine belong

“Peach, this is my good friend Iceman. I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about him.” Maverick said as you shook Iceman’s hand.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you sir.” You said, taking a seat beside him.

“Likewise. Now as you know dating a teammate is not exactly something we encourage. However it is not up to Cyclone to remove you from the squadron over speculation.” Iceman said, your eyebrow raising in question to what he meant.

“You see Peach, your dating Seresin is just speculation. Maverick has told me you are both very private about your relationship. So there’s two possible solutions to this issue.” He continued,with you nodding along.

“Keep your relationship quiet and strictly professional on base. I will speak with Cyclone and make this restationing nonsense go away.” He finished.

“What’s the other solution?” You asked curiously.

“That you and Seresin end your relationship.” He responded, you swallowed hard at his answer.

“I take it you prefer the first solution.” He stated. You nodded in response.

“Perfect. I’ll go speak with Cyclone. Now remember, be strictly professional on base and keep everything under wraps. That includes outings near base and social media. Understood?” He asked.

“Yes sir.” You replied, shaking his outstretched hand and then following him out the door.

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Maverick said after Iceman left that you should expect to hear from Cyclone’s tomorrow. You thanked him and then headed towards the squad.

“So?” asked Rooster as you sat down.

You explained everything and they all cheered. Jake’s face was somber at your mention of having to keep everything secret. You tried to smile at him reassuringly but couldn’t get him to meet your eye.

That afternoon Nat dropped you off at home to keep up appearances and once inside you headed for a much needed shower. You called an uber soon after and headed to Jake’s just like you’d done in the past. Feeling like you took 3 steps back in your relationship.

Raising your hood up, you made your way up the stairs and kept your head down. He let you in quickly after you knocked. Sadness filling his face as you sat on the couch as you did this morning.

“Talk to me.” You said as you placed his hand in yours. They fit perfectly.

“I just hate having to hide our relationship again. I feel like we’re back to step 1.” He said, exasperation in his tone.

But they can't take what's ours

They can't take what's ours

“Jake, I know it's not ideal but it won’t have to be like this forever. My contract ends in less than a year. We won’t have to hide anymore.” You replied, trying to reassure him.

“Darlin’, I thought you were staying in?” he asked, his green eyes on yours as he spoke.

“I was but not like this. I won’t let them break us over some stupid rule. I know that things will be rough for the next couple of months but we’ll be fine.” You answered, pulling him into a hug.

“But I don’t want you to leave the Navy over this. You love flying.” He countered, pulling away to look at you.

“I love you more than flying Jake. Plus I can do that elsewhere. Also not having to wear my hair in a bun everyday is a bonus.” You replied.

He pulled you in for a kiss as you finished talking. Feeling yourself melt into him as he held you impossibly close.

“I love you, Peach.” He whispered, as you both pulled away. Both of you smiling knowing it would all be okay.

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Your phone ringing woke you up. Cyclone’s name flashed on the screen as you sat up and pressed answer.

“Hello?” You said, as you got up and headed to the kitchen to not wake up Jake.

“Lieutenant L/N, I’ve been informed that I was mistaken in the information I was provided in regards to you and Lieutenant Seresin. Seeing as I’ve been assured by Captain Mitchell nothing is going on between you and Lieutenant Seresin, you may disregard our previous conversation.” He said, you felt your face break into a smile at the news.

“Yes sir, thank you.” You replied.

“You’re welcome. Goodbye,” said Cyclone, then he disconnected the call.

You ran back to the room and shook Jake awake. Giggling at his hair that stuck up in all directions.

“What’s going on?” he muttered, slowly sitting up.

“I spoke with Cyclone, it worked! I’m staying!” You told him excitedly.

He pulled you to him as soon as you finished your sentence, engulfing you into a hug. You pulled your face back and pulled him in for a kiss. Giggling as he pulled you to lay back down on top of him.

You knew things weren’t going to be easy but you both had been through so much already and made it through it even better. So even though The stakes were high, the water's rough, this love is yours.

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[dandelions-143]

IM SO LATE SORRY!!

Thanks for tagging me! @moonchild9350 you can find hers here ❤️

1. Dumbest thing you believed as a new fan? I thought I.N. and Hyunjin were brothers because they looked so much alike to me!!

2. Favorite duo/ship from this group? I don’t ship them but.. Seungmin & Chan for sure and Hyunjin & Changbin. I just love each of them together. Their chemistry and friendship is just the best.

3. Favorite sub group within the whole group (for skz: favorite Racha)? I would have to say 3Racha & PaboRacha

4. Favorite unreleased song? All of their solo songs on the world dominate tour… like hellooooo!! We need those songs ASAP! Changbins was my favorite. I love when he gets all aggressive… anyway…

5. Favorite old song of theirs? Favorite song from their most recent project/album? Probably Voices, I still listen to that song at least once a week. And from the ATE album, I like it.

6. Has your bias/ bias line changed? Not really. My bias is still Chan but, I’m wrecked by Changbin, Minho, and now Seungmin on the daily. Also my bias wreckers are wrecked by Hyunjin, Han, Felix, and Jeongin as well. So guess this makes me OT8 lol… 😂

7. What about bias wreckers, have they changed?

See above question 🤦‍♀️ but yes they change daily.

8. Which member are you attracted to the most physically? Emotionally? Changbin for sure. I love big boys and he’s funny but obviously emotionally mature.

9. If you ever actually had the chance, who do you think you’d work out in a long-term relationship with (please remember the first rule of Kpop)? Mmm… Changbin or probably Felix.

10. A favorite kink of yours and choose a member to fit that kink? Big arms and veins. So Chan, Changbin, and Lee Know bc of those veins he has.. Jesus!

11. Favorite sluttiest choreography/move they’ve done? Just watch this.. 😁

https://youtu.be/d_xcyVmjYYg?si=kDIskMR5CQLxpmcL

12. Most unhinged fic/oneshot or edit you have enjoyed of them? Gosh there is so many so I’ll just tag the writers I love ❤️

@milkteabinniechan @valkyriexo @writeonwhiskey @moonchild9350 and there are many more!!

No pressure tags

@moonndustx @milkteabinniechan @valkyriexo

[peppered-moths]

Hi hello yes I see you getting asks about songs that have big Scott and Martyn vibes and I bring you this:

The Garden (Crane Wives) but SPECIFICALLY this line:

“My stone, my shield, my steady hand”

Playing on Martyn’s title as the Hand of the red king and the guilt and despair it brings with along with it, now that he has done the same thing for Scott as he did for Ren (not exactly the same but you get the idea. Martyn killing Scott at Scott’s request).

love that this is just my life now. i make funny little song analysis posts about gay people. living the absolute dream <3 anyways yes yes crane wives my beloved i love garden of eden-themed songs and i think majorwood needs more eden themes

"The crows in the garden are laughing at my expense / Drowning out all the lies that I might have told instead" - laughter is common, here. when did death become so... casual? when did scott stop clutching his loved ones to his chest, and start cutting them down himself? when did martyn stop devoting himself to others, and start devoting himself to their deaths. trapped in a vicious cycle- too close, not close enough. there is space between them. there is nothing between them but the memory of loss, and the fear that you will be next.

"My stone / My shield, my steady hand / Hold your light / To the darkness in my head" - martyn is the Hand. martyn has always been the Hand, an extension of the self, faceless, voiceless. the only thing a Hand may do is hold a sword. the only thing a Hand may do is follow orders. so he will be the Hand again, for scott. his sword and shield, his to command, at any cost. scott's eyes are yellow, luminescent. martyn thinks he might be able to see the darkness in his heart.

"Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat / Give me something pretty to wear beneath my blood-stained clothes" - scott revels in red, plays it like it's still a game. there is a thrill in having his life at stake. there is a thrill in begging martyn to kill him, if only for a moment of that aching closeness that is no longer allowed, in a game like this. he thinks he'd do it again. he thinks he'd look pretty in red.

"My darling, the devil knows my name" - twice a winner, always a loser. they have both played the game, they have both done their duties; grieving widow, avenger, never avenged. they who watch and listen but never, never understand know their names, their stories. they are curiosities, rule-breakers and rule-makers. there is nowhere to run. there has never been anywhere to run.

"Lay me down / Pour the dirt into our bed" - there is only one bed. there will only be one grave. only one of them will be alive to bury the other, if they even last that long. bury me with a crown of flowers. bury me with blood still on my face, that those who come after will know; there was prey, and here is a predator. they are tired. so, so very tired. there is only one way to go; six feet under.

"Tell the crows / They can have their pound of flesh" - let them come. let them pick at the bones of the story we made. all of us can never be theirs. this will never be theirs.

[despair-to-future-arcs]

Do you know who wrote the punishment in the commandments?

*places a binder down and shows Jataro* Okay Jataro, so now that your willing to talk; can you point to what you have written...?

What I wrote? Well... there was a lot I wrote here, are you sure you want me to point to them all?

It would help us understand who wrote what and Masaru mention he didn't write a lot so can you do that?

Yeah Jataro it should be easy to point at what you wrote, so c'mon!

Okay, uh... I wrote these... *Jataro began to point at the documents*

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Children's Paradise Commandments 3

If you have something on your mind, share it with the children around you.

Don't get involved in other people's business, like making fun of them for reading manga.

Don't ever try to remember what life was like with the Demons.

Anybody who breaks the rules will suffer the punishment: "Stuffed under the kotatsu in summer."

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So you wrote that one? I guess first rule does fit you.

Yeah... I think sharing how you feel is always good and communication is pretty important so I figure that's a good rule, same with not making fun of people's interest.

Manga, huh? I know my little sister loves reading them - I think you and her would get along...

Really? I like them too, I like the pictures they drew! Especially when it's action pack ones and the backgrounds!

Oh yeah, that sounds really nice!

But you say you wrote more, right? Can you point to the others...?

Oh right, yeah I should focus! uh...

I think it's these ones...

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How to Kill Demons Masterpiece no. 1 Since they're hard hit them to mush them up and then fill the insides with green peppers, and then feed them to your dog. Bury them in a hole so that only there nose sticks out and measure how long it takes for them to die. Make a game with a friend where you snap off their arms and legs and whoever keeps theirs alive longest wins.

Get their blood with a needle and put it in a cat and then make a super cat demon and then kill it. Get a bunch of Demons butts and then make a drum set with them and make a song haha. Use a Demons mouth as a cage for bugs and find a buncha bugs and save them and then kill the Demon. Or kill them regular, simple is besto yes!

How to Kill Demons Masterpiece no. 2 Cut off the ears, stuff them in the nose, and then kill them. Cut off the fingers and put them up there butt and then kill them. It's smelly but just do it. Attach a female Demons boobs on a male Demon to make a shemale Demon and then kill it. Use a lot of tools and bend the body and then tie there hair around there heels to kill them. Cut all the pink stuff out of their mouths and feed it to doggies. Stab there eyeballs with toothpicks and kill them.

How to Kill Demons Masterpiece no. 3 Cut off 1 centimeter every day so that they die super slow. Pour 999 degree water onto their eyeballs to kill them. Stuff them into the dryer and turn it on. Imprison a bunch of them and make them kill each other! Kill them all! Kill kill kill killy kill kill!

How to Kill Demons Masterpiece no. 4 Tie the tongue with a rope and tie it to a really fast car to kill them. Nail a hundred gazillion nails onto them in a cool pattern and then they die. Make them drink a lotta water and then lock them in the freezer. Make them eat their own poopoo and kill them with fire. Ta-daa! They'll never expect it!

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Wait so... so this whole bit was you...?!

I guess I'm not surprise you wrote that bit.

...Otoha? Sunako? Are we certain Jataro wrote all this...?

I wish I could deny it but Jataro was pretty creative and good at creative writing so often he would write stuff like this.

Yeah and given how was the Lil' Ultimate Art, it makes sense... I'm sure you saw how creative he can get.

...

...I can see what your saying now.

Sa-Same here actually, you re-really wrote a lot of mess up stuff.

[saulwexler]

if jimmy mcgill were a girl in 2023 what would HIS favorite taylor album be

LOVER!!! You can't spell “James morgan mcgill" without “me” ;)

THINK ABOUT IT! he’s handful, baby, he’s a magnetic force of a man, he went psycho on the phone, when you jumped in first, he went in too because even though he likes shiny things, he’d marry you with paper rings and swear to be overdramatic and true, to wait for you to be waiting below, to fight the whole town for you, and remember how he said “I'd die for you”? And screamed for whatever it's worth "I love you," ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?

This is their place, It's you and me that's their whole world, they make the rules, and it was a lawless land, back when they were card sharks, playing games, drawing up the plans, they might just get away with it. but they saw the scoreboard, they were crazy to think that this could work, because he never thinks before he jumps, devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes, and luck of the draw only draws the unlucky. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

years ago, they were just inside, lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh, barefoot in the kitchen, memorizing the creaks in the floor, sacred new beginnings that became a religion, even if it's a false god I know heaven's a thing I go there when you touch me they say the road gets hard and you get lost when you're led by blind faith. the altar is my lips my hips, my body, my love, trying to find a part of me that you didn't touch. He gave too much but it wasn't enough, chemistry 'til it blows up, she gave up on him like he was a bad drug. what once was theirs is no one's now because who could stay?

He wants to be defined by the things that he loves but his love was as cruel as the cities he lived in 'cause cruelty wins in the movies and trouble's gonna follow where he goes and there are so many lines that he’s crossed unforgiven, he ran with the wolves, he wounded the good and he trusted the wicked. all of his enemies started out friends and and all of his heroes died all alone.

Everyone looked worse in the light in the glow of the vending machine. They can see right through him so he became the butt of the joke and he saw the high fives between the bad guys and they got out some popcorn as soon as his rep starting going down while they whisper in the hallway, "She's a bad, bad girl” and so, grinning like a devil, just to seal his fate he cut off his nose just to spite his face. 

He dressed kill his time he. He wakes in the night, paces like a ghost, he never leaves well enough alone, their songs, their films, flashbacks waking him up now he's searching for signs in a haunted club and storming out of every single room in this town, drunk in the back of the car. That's the kind of heartbreak time could never mend<3

TLDR: I haven't thought about it that much

[snwusberry]

what are your favorite piwon eras in order?

ffs anon 😭😭

okay i love all their eras and theres no "worst era" in my opinion but anyway

sixth

guys i love her so much 😭😭 and it's literally not about the songs here but this era was just not it.

this was their third comeback of the year right before a tour AND 4 months after doom du doom. they were TIRED, theo was sick for months, it was insane.

but let me not pretend she didn't deliver because that, she did.

hello, secret sauce?

she also gave us legendary move and

fifth

now i didn't enjoy this one as much as the others (PERSONALLY) but black hole??

what do you know about

"난 나쁜 놈 나쁜 놈 and I'm a black hole

나쁜 놈 나쁜 놈 like a (ooh, ooh)"

??????

exactly.

this was also the era where fnc did jiung so dirty with that announcement. 😭😭

not to mention we got red hair theo and curly hair soul. don't playy 😭

fourth

i love this album okay?

but fnc better let keeho COOK because when he let us listen to his demo for more than words?? LET 👏🏾THE 👏🏾 MAN 👏🏾 COOK👏🏾

not to mention we got i am you which is hands down one of my favorite songs of theirs.

also we finally got black hair theo and blond keetak.

this is where it gets difficult 😭

third

look i wanted to have the disharmony ep's tied for first but i like giving myself a hard time so here we are.

p1harmony have one of the best debut albums in 4th gen, i'm talking top 3. i don't make the rules

like she gave us siren, that's it, nemonade and butterfly (i will never forgive fnc for that little taste of breakthrough then leaving us high and dry for 2 whole months)

second

THAT'S MONEY AND DO IT LIKE THIS?? please don't play 😭

but she also have us GEMS like peacemaker and before the dawn.

plus we got gotta get back afterwards.

first

break out devoured and delivered

yes scared gives me a fright when it comes up on the queue but i still dance off rhythm regardless

that's money or that's it? END IT!!

and listen ayaya? listening to it isn't enough, i need to snort the song.

let me not forget if you call me is just golden 10/10, elite, hello??

anyway thats my dramatic ranking of piwon's eras (obviously not all of them bc p1h: the beginning of a new world will quite literally be first) but yeah.

[boysplanetrecaps]

The Great Produce 48 Rewatch: Ep 3, Love Whisper Challenge

Welcome back to the Great Produce48 Rewatch Project, the project that asks, “should I do this?” then answers itself “no!” and then does it anyway! When we left off, we had concluded a brief overview of everyone’s prep for the first Group Battle Challenge Mission Thingy. And now it’s time for the actual performances! What heights will the trainees hit in their singing? What lows will the trainees hit in their arguing? No way to know but to watch! Woot! So let’s go! We're starting off with the two performances of Love Whisper, originally by Gfriend.

It’s performance day. Fans are lined up, excited to see their favorites perform. 

The girls are getting ready…. Ready for some product placement, that is! All I know is that I want those colored contacts lenses and Subway sandwiches that come in those really cute neoprene bags. 

I did some digging (thank you, auto translation in Google Chrome) and apparently these bags were a pretty big hit when they came out in 2018. I wonder if any of the girls still have theirs? I would treasure mine! As the blogger of that link wrote, "Look at the avocado's solemn face! They're so cute they give me a headache."

Anyway, back to the show.

Lee Seungki comes out on stage and is greeted by an auditorium of screaming fans. He explains the rules -- each of two teams will perform the same song, and then the audience will vote for the single trainee amongst all the girls who deserves their vote. And then… it’s showtime! … Kinda. 

As you know if you’ve watched these shows before, what is going to happen is that we’re going to call the groups up on stage, and then we’re going to watch an extended flashback package about their experience getting ready for the performance before we finally get to kind of see the performance itself. I say "kind of" since the MNET edit will be almost completely intolerable.

To introduce the first group (though I get the feeling they didn't actually perform first), Seungki says, “Which girl group comes to your mind when I mention innocent looks and powerful dance moves?” And the whole auditorium is like, “yeoja chingu!” (G-friend). So out come the Love Whisper teams.

The two groups come out and introduce themselves as “Never Give Up” and “Giant Baby”, respectively. Kang Damin from "Giant Baby" -- who you may know as the Kawaii Avengers -- starts in on the smack talk, saying that they’re cuter than the other team. Gravel-voiced Yamada Noe says, in English, “But! My team is powerful!” In the judging room, Dance Bae says that Noe is so funny it makes her happy. Soyou replies, “But her singing skills…”

And we cut back to the flashback (1:38:45 - 1:47:04). 

Just to remind you of who is who in group Never Give Up:

Left to right:

Son Eunchae, 18, future member of Bugaboo, who moved up from C to B and is ranked 85th. She’s the leader and we'll be seeing a lot of her here.

Wang Ke, 17, a Chinese girl who had the red polka dots in Celeb Five, moved down from B to D and is ranked 33rd. She’s the center and is easy to spot since she's the tallest. She will also get a lot of story focus.

Nagano Serika, 17, who auditioned with Mister by Kara, has lived in F class and is ranked 81st.

Yamada Noe, 18, with her gravelly voice, moved from C down to F and is ranked quite high in 9th place. 

Muto Tomu, 23, the chooser of this group, a D class mainstay and ranked 28th. She actually seems to have a lot of personality but we hardly get to know her.

Ichikawa Manami, 18, with the shorter hair, from What's Your Name?, rose from F to C, currently ranked 83rd. She’s currently the main vocal by default, since no one else wanted to do it.

The story so far: Tomu’s team basically cannot sing. Noe cannot make sounds come out of her mouth, and others aren’t much better. Of the group, it seems that Manami is actually the best singer -- she physically can hit the high notes. We were left wondering: Can they sing this song?

We cut to their vocal lesson. It’s going really, really poorly. Soyou is looking like this…

.. then asks them to turn off the music. She says she doesn’t know if she can even help them, that it’s even worse than a middle school talent show, which is true, but even so. Hey, Soyou, what the fuck? Teach them to sing. Get Jeremy in here or something, because it’s not helpful to just insult them. They’re bad singers. Noted. Now help them. 

Eunchae feels bad that as leader she hasn’t done a better job of helping her team, but her team is a bunch of girls who cannot sing. I mean, what can anyone do? 

Poor Manami tries again, and a few notes in, she gives up, shaking her head. “Manami-chan,” Soyou says, more gently. “Why are you the main vocalist?” Manami just shakes her head. Poor kid. I think that it’s kind of obvious how Manami ended up the main vocal, Soyou. Be nice. Soyou asks Wang Ke to try, and she does. Wang Ke sounds pretty awful to me too, but Soyou seems to think Ke is better. 

Manami interviews that she is determined to do her best as main vocal, but Eunchae, who is trying to be a good leader, announces in pigeon Kor-pan-glish, that they need to change who the main vocal is. She asks Manami-san if she’s daijobu (ok), but Manami-san is definitely NOT daijobu. She spent a lot of time memorizing her part -- the song is in Korean, which she does not speak -- and she is gutted that all that time was wasted. Not to mention that she’ll have to learn new lyrics. Eunchae feels awful too. And Wang Ke feels awful too, that she’s not good enough to be main vocal. She’s willing to do it, though, if it will help the group. Everyone feels awful. 

Ke does her best, and then ends up crying in a closet. 

She’s full on sobbing, but the staff just jams a camera in there to investigate, and the poor kid has to summon up enough Korean to explain herself (remember, she’s Chinese, so every part of this has to be 2x as stressful and difficult for her than it would be for anyone else). Everyone’s crying, and Eunchae feels like she let everyone down. The situation is so dire that the other team (the Kawaii Avengers) even comes over to investigate. 

Poor Eunchae is taking it really hard, like she is at fault, but she's only 18 and it's not cool that there's so much pressure on her. I know that when I was 18 I thought I was an adult, but now that I’m a lot older, I realize that you kind of never really become an adult. You just creeping closer and closer to adulthood, like Zeno’s arrow. And 18 is so, so young. I just want to hug all these girls. They really need mental health experts to be available on these shows.

It’s the next day and they’re at a dance lesson with Psychopath. They start the dance, and the first move is to take each other’s hands. Eunchae can feel everyone’s desperation, and she just starts to cry. 

She’s trying to smile and dance but she’s crying, and it’s just awful. She’s talking about how this is her last chance (you’re 18, girl!). They try again, and Wang Ke begins to sob too. We never even see Psychopath’s feedback, just them crying and talking about how desperate they are. 

And now… it’s time for the show. 

A beautiful soul on Youtube named PD48 editing has created videos that allow you to just watch the performances without constant interruptions and instant replays. Bless you, PD48 Editing. Blessings on you and your family and your cow. 

Link to the edited version 

Serika, Eunchae, Motu Tomu, Noe, Manami, Wang Ke

Serika, Motu Tomu, Manami, Eunchae, Wang Ke, Noe

Tomu - subvocal1  Eunchae - subvocal 2 Serika - subvocal 3 Noe - subvocal 4 Manami - subvocal 5 Wang Ke - main vocal

My thoughts: Vocally, they were much better than I had feared they’d be, to the point that I wonder if something is up, like if they prerecorded some vocals or something. Tomu and Eunchae end up singing a lot, as subvocals 1 and 2, and though Tomu is a bit wobbly, they sound ok. Wang Ke managed to hit the notes, though she sounded pretty shaky and rough. 

Dance-wise, I didn’t notice any mistakes. The choreo to this song is so weird that even when it’s done correctly it looks wrong, so I checked it against the original and it was actually right, though they added in a few cute flourishes. I thought that Manami really stood out in the dance parts.

Stage presence wise, Noe is super distracting. She is turning the cuteness up to 1000% and honestly, it’s offputting. It comes across as sarcastic.

The rest were all pretty cute, if a bit dead eyed sometimes. Wang Ke does the doe-eyed look straight to camera really well. 

Oh, god, Eunchae is crying in the ending fairy. 

Overall, this really wasn’t bad. The song is so not my favorite so I don’t know if I would ever be into a performance of it, but I think they did exceptionally well given their skill level and the time they had to practice. 

The MNET edit: The judges praise their facial expressions and energy, and we see lots of shots of the other girls backstage looking nervous, implying that they’re doing well. After Wang Ke’s high notes, Jeremy and Soyou exchange glances, and Soyou nods, as if to say, “This is good for them.” Soyou says that they practiced a lot and improved a lot. 

Backstage, the girls are saying thank you to Eunchae, and they’re all crying. They did a good job, overall. 

GROUP 2

Left to right:  Nayoung, Damin, Eunbin, Nako, Sae, Misaki

As a reminder, the members are:

Kim Nayoung, 15, future member of Lightsum who auditioned with I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend, went from C to A, and is now in 63rd place. She’s subvocal 2 and leader.

Kang Damin, 14, the cute future member of Queenz Eye, went from B to A, and is ranked 74th. She’s subvocal 5.

Yoon Eunbin,14, one of the CNC girls, stayed in B, and is ranked 68th. She’s subvocal 1. 

Yabuki Nako, 16, who moved up from F to A, is currently ranked 27th. She’s Main vocal.

Kurihara Sae, 21, who had the great bangs in Never Ending Ferris Wheel, who went from D to F and is now ranked 84th. She’s subvocal 4.

Aramaki Misaki, 17, who auditioned with the blighted Never Ending Ferris Wheel group, has been stationed in F class, and is ranked 61st. She’s subvocal 3. 

As you’ll recall, Nako picked this group to be the Kawaii Avengers, they seem poised to take this one.

We find out that Nayoung has been a fun and sweet leader, constantly telling her teammates that she loves them and that they’re doing a good job.

She helps the Japanese members with their pronunciation and tries to keep all their spirits up. 

In their dance rehearsal with Psychopath, he dings them first for not being ready the second he says standby. Then they have to dance without music and they make a bunch of mistakes. He basically makes them feel like shit, which is his M.O. Honestly, I think this is just because they’re not having any drama at all, so they had to find some stuff for their rehearsal package. The tiny mistakes they’re making are so minimal that it seems stupid to verbally abuse them for them -- not that any amount of mistakes justify verbal abuse.

Fast forward to dress rehearsal and they’re not synchronized enough. So they decide to keep practicing. “Let’s start,” Nayoung says, in Japanese. And they try again. 

Now it's performance time!

PD48’s blessed edit 

Misaki, Nayoung, Damin, Yunbin, Sae, Nako

Top row: Nako, Nayoung, Yunbin

Bottom row: Misaki, Damin, Sae 

My thoughts: Overall, really good, to the standard expected of this song.

Vocally, they were definitely superior to the other team. No one here has a voice that I would delight to listen to, like how I love listening to Yuju, but voices like Yuju’s are rare. Nako does hit those notes cleanly, but I find her vocal color a little shrill. It’s not a deal breaker, though. Vocally, I thought Nayoung had the most pleasant voice to listen to. But it was actually hard to tell their voices apart, so that’s a sign that they were doing something right.

Dance wise, I don’t notice any mistakes. Given that the camera man hardly ever shows their footwork, there’s almost no point in them even learning it. Nobody really stood out for good or bad. They seemed energetic and confident. Man, this choreo gets weirder ever time I see it. Sorry if this is your favorite song or something. 

Stage presence wise, Nako obviously knocks everyone else out of the water.

That's Nako top right, with the braids.

Everyone else was being cute, but Nako just *IS* cute.  I don’t know how anyone can smile that much and still make it look natural. Is there a special smile implant surgery that she underwent? More witchcraft from Nako.

I think Misaki could have brought a little more energy and I think Damin low key gives off “kid in a child beauty pageant” vibes...

but again, none of that is a deal breaker.

Really, they all did pretty well. Thinking more about it, it becomes even more clear to me how much having Yamada Noe hurt the other team for me. I’m sure a lot of people would disagree, so it’s fine if you are one of them, but Noe’s weird fake cuteness was kind of painful to watch and super distracting. I think Team 2 wins merely by not having that. I think they would have won anyway. 

I know all the girls tried their best, and my heart breaks for Eunchae, Wang Ke, and all the girls who try their hardest and still lose. But I think it would be hard to vote for anyone else but Nako.

MNET edit: There’s this cute part where they show Psychopath mouthing along with the lyrics -- kind of funny. Of course everyone goes batshit when Nako hits the high notes. Other than that, it wasn’t that intrusive of an edit, thank god.

When the Kawaii Avengers are done, both teams come up on stage to make their final appeals.

Lee Seungki asks Eunchae about how she almost cried at the end, and she says “Each one of us worked so hard, and I know this might be our last stage, so I got emotional.” Poor Wang Ke starts crying again, and Manami almost starts up as well. 

Backstage, the other teams all tear up as well, and then, and THEN, AND FUCKING THEN, the judges say to each other that they feel bad for the kids. Cheetah says, “They must have been really stressed.” And Soyou is fanning her face to dry her tears.

Where was all this fucking sympathy and empathy when they were rehearsing? Do you think that maybe part of the reason they were stressed is that you guys were YELLING AT THEM ALL THE DAMN TIME? 

Seungki gives them time to appeal to the audience, but we only get to hear what Noe and Nako say.

Noe yells, in halting Korean that I think she reads off a note written: “HELLO PRODUCERS! I ALWAYS HAVE THIS HUSKY VOICE! I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR KIND EVALUATION!!!” 

Nako says, in smooth Korean that she must have carefully memorized, “Hello, I’m Yabuki Nako from HKT48. I know I was nervous, but I had a lot of fun, thanks to the National Producers.” 

Imagine standing there, looking at the audience while they vote, or don’t vote, for you? No thanks.

They go to the Results Zone, which is clearly just a the bathroom area of a women's locker room. The chairs are gym mats placed on top of a bench and there are 197 cameras arranged to catch Nako from 197 angles. 

The producers reveal the votes slowly, of course, and at first it looks like Eunchae’s team might win. 

Motu Tomu gets 52 votes, more than Eunbin’s 42.  Eunchae gets 88 votes, more than Nayoung’s 32.  Yamada Noe got 106 votes, much more than Sae’s 18. Manami gets 38, more than Damin’s 36. Serika’s 22 loses to Misaki’s 30. But even so, Team 1 is winning.  It’s down to just the main vocals: Wang Ke versus Nako. 

And then they reveal the result. Wang Ke gets 28 votes, and…. Nako got 330 votes. 

Three hundred and thirty. 

No one even reacts at first because it’s so much more than anyone else, by a lot. And I, an intellectual living in the year 2024, can tell you that this will turn out to be the most votes of the whole night, by a LOT. No one else even breaks 200! 

Nayoung is tearful, and at first I thought it might be because she got only 32 votes. But it turns out that she is both grateful and sorry -- grateful to Nako that she won the night for them, and sorry that the team needed her to do that. 

She’s crying like a little kid, sniffling and wiping her face, and she just seems exhausted. Jalhaess-eoyo, Nayoung-ah. You kept your team together and helped everyone. You have nothing to be sorry about. I think Nako just really suited this song, and also that her smile has magic powers. 

And I hope that Eunchae was ok when her team lost. She was taking the whole thing so hard and she seems like a really nice girl.

And that's it for this recap! When we pick up in the next one, we'll cross the border between Episode 3 and 4 with coverage of Peekaboo! Thanks as always for reading, and I hope you find a warm cinnamon bun left for you by a kindly elf.

[voylitscope]

First and Last Lines Tag game. @thisonesatellite tagged me a couple of (several?) days ago. Thanks for the tag!

Rules: Post the (first and) final line of your 10 most recently published fics. (Or as many as you have published.) You can either omit multi-chapter WIPs or include the last line of the most recent chapter (or several chapters). Up to you!

Hearts Don't Need a Break (I'll Be Waiting For You) (Steve/Bucky | One Shot | Explicit)

First: It's been sixty-four days. Last: Because this? This was worth the wait.

2. We Were Strangers For Far Too Long (Steve/Bucky | Mature)

First: This has gotta be the stupidest thing Bucky's ever done. Last: Bucky's in love.

3. Where Were You When I was King in This Part Of Town? (Steve/Bucky | Explicit | WIP)

First: This has to be a new record. Last: He can't make himself think beyond that right now.

4. I Wanna Live In The Hidden Parts of Your Skin (Steve/Bucky | Explicit)

First: Like so many things, it starts accidentally. Last: This thing that's theirs.

5. I Held You in Gloved Hands (And I'm Not Letting Go) (Steve/Bucky | Explicit)

First: The whole thing is Becca's idea. Last: Feels like the future they can build together.

6. We Set a Precedent, and Now I'm Living With It (Steve/Bucky | Teen)

First: It starts like this: Last: (And neither of them ever needs to pretend to be in a relationship ever again.)

7. As Your Heartbeat Keeps Me Warm (Steve/Bucky | Mature)

First: It's the end of a miserable dream, not the weather, that jolts Steve out of a fitful sleep. Last: Right this minute, at almost 2:30 in the morning, there's warmth in Steve's blood and deep in his bones, and he's got everything he needs.

8. All Those Walls Caving in (It's Beautiful) (Original Work | Gen)

First: It's not the most glamorous acting job Mia has ever taken Last: — Right?

9. There's a Light (I Find it At Your Side) (Steve/Bucky | Explicit)

First: It's funny, Bucky thinks. Last: He'll gladly take them all.

10. Leave Your Legacy in Gold on the Plaques That Line the Hall (Original Work | Mature)

First: Corey adds one last song to his newest playlist before spinning around his desk chair to face Graham. Last: Corey is very glad he decided to lock his door.

No pressure tagging @sparkagrace, @dontcallmebree, @musette22, @raven-writes-fanfic, @kayedium-writes, and @bleepbloopbotz and anyone else who wants to do it!

[1mnobodywhoareyou]

writing pattern game

Rules: Share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns! (from most recent to least recent, starting from the top). Borrowed from @breakaway71

I'm going to ignore my ficlets for this... And I'm doing first full sentence rather than line.

1. This is Where I Belong: When Reggie reaches the door to exchange one Stevie Peters for one Julie Molina, as has become tradition on Saturday mornings, he hears screaming.

2. I'm Underneath the Undertow It’s been the worst year of Julie’s life (all of theirs, really) and she’s glad that Carlos is starting to find a new normal.

3. Let's Measure Up: The first time things change, Stevie isn’t even a year old yet.

4. Hit Like a Girl: Flynn and Julie are hanging out in Julie’s room, enjoying the rare moment of calm and watching videos on YouTube together.

5. Take my Hand: Bobby and Alex keep him sufficiently distracted while they let Luke and Julie write.

6. The Phantoms watch Julie and the Phantoms: “Alright, nerds! Who’s ready for our first official movie night in way too long?!” Flynn asks as they flop down with the rest of their friends after passing around bowls of popcorn.

7. Gem in a Black Leather Jacket: This was entirely Luke’s fault.

8. This Song Saved My Life: Flynn and Julie are hanging out in Julie’s room, scrolling social media on their own phones, interrupting each other every few minutes to share something that they’d come across.

9. Neurotic to the Bone, No Doubt About it: “Hey Julie?” Luke poofs into Julie’s room suddenly, making her jump and shriek as she turns to face him.

Hmmm... I was gonna say grief and thinking I'm funny but... now that I skim them all out of context, it's definitely relationships? All of these sentences involve another person.

Tagging @onlygenxhere because I am comfy with that but anyone else who sees this and wants to be tagged, consider this me tagging you. See note on my last post if you want the whole rant about why tagging makes me nervous 🙈.