#this show is a guilty pleasure for me

[krisdotai]

i could fix him just bring him back and i can fix his misogynistic sexist views PLEASE JUST BRING HIM BACK

[respectthepetty]

Elyes/Elias gave Pat head, so I forgive him for all his rich boy antics.

Elyes is a giver . . . of forehead kisses, blowjobs, and problems. He is multi-talented.

He is also light. Even though he is still grumpy, he is the lightest he has been after having sex with Pat.

So, of course, this Black Brooder has to ruin it by being mean and distant to his Happy Human secretary since he cannot sort out his feelings.

He demands to see Kim and puts back on the black like its armor, yet he takes it off and hands it to Kim once it's clear Kim is there for sex.

And he shows up to grab his drunk Happy Human who, just like Elyes, has shed his jacket and color throughout the night.

Both of them are lost in whatever is happening between them. Pat is grey. Elyes is light.

And the mood is just right for head . . . kisses? Kisses on the head! And tears.

Nothing happens, and Pat wakes up in a different grey shirt because not having sex only makes everything murkier.

But just like before when Elyes stayed the night, he remains light.

Well, at least until he gets back to work.

He is upset that Pat didn't stay home, and that Pat is interviewing a person who will probably become his replacement.

Because no matter how light these other boys are, none of them can replace Pat.

And I think that pisses Elyes off; therefore, he must brood.

Pat has always been the balance Elyes needs, but now that the line between them has been crossed, neither one of them knows how to act.

Is this a moment to bite off each other's heads, to give head kisses, or to give head? The Wattpad BL doesn't know and neither do the characters.

So Pat is going to quit in an effort to distance himself from the man who is making his world darker.

And Elyes is going to brood about it.

[kikie-e3]

...... Pinescone.... 2024

💥*explosion noises*💥

[starlesscitiess]

i just think that once you read unholyverse you can never go back. you’re a changed person. now in a completely convoluted backdoor sort of way, catholicism is in your head forever

[gordonstanheight]

oh my god wait is trump gonna get DTS screentime

[tagidearte-spam-sb]

I know game mechanics are a thing, to make it easier for you as a player, but Security Breach takes the cake. The more you think about it, the sillier it gets in relation to Freddy.

Sun: Hears Freddy tell Gregory to get in the hatch after throwing him out. Possibly sees it if he just takes one step to the side and looks through the daycare windows.

Moon immediately after that: Cannot be fooled by Freddy and will kill you even if you're hiding inside of him. Vanny clearly hasn't yet told him about this yet, since it happens right after the daycare section (mentioning her because I believe she also kills you inside Freddy), so his knowledge has to come from the fact Sun - you know, the other him - knows.

Chica and Monty: See Gregory jump into Freddy's hatch.

Chica and Monty: "Oh god where the fuck did he go? Freddy have you seen the kid"

Roxy: LITERALLY CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS

Also Roxy: Cannot tell Gregory is in the hatch even if she saw him get in. Also cannot tell if Gregory is hiding behind a curtain or inside a cart.

Like. It's so funny. I understand programming Roxy to be anti-hiding spots would probably make the game extremely unfair (to which I say... just don't make her able to see through walls to begin with), but the Freddy thing? Just give the glamrocks a voice line where it implies they believe Freddy will take Gregory to Vanessa or something. Or make it impossible for Gregory to get in if he's getting chased. Otherwise I'll just headcanon that the glamrocks are dumb as a rock.

[ssahotchnerr]

aaron’s guilty pleasure tv shows being ghost hunting shows 😫

i can totally imagine him getting so into it 😭 trying to debunk everything, analyzing every scene - he gets SO invested, intrigued and will 100% watch it late at night in the complete darkness 😭

does he necessarily believe in ghosts? probably not BUT he would still insist on visiting a haunted location from time to time - like a hotel for instance - and staying up just to see if he witnesses everything 😭😭😭

[pookiebearhelaena]

I want to stay optimistic, but I don't have much faith that the HOTD writers will go through with any of the messages in the Dance aside from misogyny. Obviously, misogyny plays a big role in the Dance because it is the means to and end for the Greens, but the way the show focuses on this to favor Rhaenyra's claim and rule and this sort of diminishes the complexity of the story. By making it so that one side rightful, righteous, chosen by some divine powers, etc., etc. and one side that is perverse and corrupted and only there for greed, it takes away from one of the most important lessons in the Dance: Targaryens are not a divine superior race that should be exempt from the rage of common men that suffer at the cost of them.

(Also, ik ambition was a major motivator for the Greens in the books, but the books didn't try to frame Rhaenyra's right to the throne as God-given)

You might have already guessed, but the part of the dance I anticipated the most was Targaryens who perceive themselves to be divine and superior take the realm to shit fighting over a throne that neither of them actually deserve. They fight at the cost of everything and lose everything for a throne that neither of them keep for long because they are both inadequate rulers that rely heavily on their respective councils. When they make decisions on their own, their nearly equal incompetence shows because Aegon's choices are emotional and stupid and Rhaenyra's are paranoid and stupid. These are the people that cause the death of the dragons.

It feels like the show is trying to appeal to those stans that bend over backwards to defend their fave tyrants and believe the throne is a rightful possession of the Targaryens.

[dcyliqht]

i think abt this look every. single. day.

[lexygabe]

hiiiiii

here i am, polish supa strikas ex-writer from wattpad, who will publish some nonsense on this hellsite bcs i'm quirky like that

nico (💟💟💟💟💟💟) encouraged me to post this, so

[merevide]

Post a spotify link ur fans are waiting

4 of them bc i feel like i post one every blue moon and bc you asked very nicely ✍🏽

[cassynite]

Trapped in a staff meeting and there are ICE BREAKERS in this thing. Someone put me out of my misery

[respectthepetty]

It's Bad Guy, My Boss episode seven, and I'll get to the Black Brooder and the Happy Human in a second . . .

But does Run actually love Fei Long?!

Because the colors were telling me yes!

I previously noticed that Run is lighter with Fei Long than he was with Elyes, and I thought they were together for blackmail reasons,

But I think pretty boy Run actually loves this man! I know Fie Long is protecting Run's brother in jail, but the colors tell me that Run likes Fei Long for more than just that reason, and I'm intrigued!

So I think it's odd that Run still went to Elyse for comfort because if Run really is in love with Fei Long, is he simply trying to help warn his ex of Fei Long's villainous ways? Because Elyes already knows, AND he has the biggest barriers up for Run.

Elyes kept his distance and his barriers up the entire time Run was near him.

So regardless of how wild Elyes acts and his horrible communication skills with Pat, my pendejito is making it clear that whatever was between them is now gone and filled with nothing but space and barriers. Good for him!

And it's all because he found light again in Pat! These two idiots balance each other out!

Pat makes Elyes lighter, and Elyes makes Pat stronger, even if it's because he has to be strong with Elyes.

So I liked that in the same episode of Run and his pinks, I got to see Pat's lightness shift to pink during his discussion with Elyes about their exes and what they mean to each other.

Because even though neither one of them can say it, they are both in love,

and the color exchanges tell me so.

Now if only people could quit getting between them. Literally.

[the-lark-ascending69]

If Robin were a boy she'd be everyone's favorite character but since she's a girl she only gets to be Steve's gay best friend.

[colors-of-my-heart]

it’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.