#this shouldn't be this accurate

[expelliarmus]

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

Sord🗡️

(edit: I forgot to color aoba's headphones and the tiny yellow patch on his jacket, oop fixd)

[overdramaticemotions]

enjoy :)

[humandisastertonystark]

I'm fucking screaming

Everything was fine before the family's favorite hothead kidnapped his estranged brother to find their narcoleptic excuse of a father for a family reunion

Thor 3:

A sleep deprived summary, from Loki’s POV:

Loki, having helped Asgard with trading routes, fired Heimdall because he only obeys the laws when it suits him, pulled Asgard out of intergalactic affairs to protect them, pardoned the Warriors and Sif and has made Bifrost travel safer, happily enjoying the 1) good thing that Asgard has to say about him: 

Thor: Where is our father!?!? How could you betray Asgard like this!?!?!? 

Loki: 

Thor: *forcing Loki to reveal his cover and unveil the secrecy he was hiding underneath to protect himself from Thanos*

Loki: Wut. 

Later:

Odin: Your sister is coming. 

Odin: Oh, I forgot to mention you have a sister. She’s evil. Because I say so, and you’ve gotta kill her without actually talking to her and discovering motivations. And she’s definitely not just angry with me for wiping away her existence and raising her as a weapon. Obviously, we can agree I have the best parenting skills. :) :) 

Odin: I love you, sons.

Loki, wondering of Odin has lived through the same life he has: Wut.

Later: 

Loki, thrown from the Bifrost and landed in the middle of unfamiliar territory:

The Grandmaster: 

Loki:

The Grandmaster:

Loki: Wut. 

Later: 

Thor: Hey. 

Loki: No.

Thor: Asgard is our responsibility. 

Loki, currently in the middle of freeing an enslaved planet by overtaking the government: Yeah, in a minute. 

Later:

Val, having suddenly grown a conscious: I’m gonna help your brother. 

Loki: Wut.

Later:

Thor: You never change, bro, sorry.

Loki, who is not leaving his sibling in the middle of enemy territory, pinned and suffering for well over half an hour: Wut. 

Later:

Loki, arriving in the nick of time dramatically to draw Hela’s attention to him, not the Asgardians: 

Loki, fighting for Asgardian lives and having brought an escape vessel:

Thor: You’re late.

Loki, remembering very well that Thor left him to die at the hands of the Grandmaster, with no intention of letting him help: wut. 

Later:

Thor: Everything’s going to be fine.

Thanos: *Arrives*

Loki: Wut. 

[virgil-anon]

voldemort with more snakelike tendencies or mannerisms in our harrymort fics i want him to swallow his meals whole and raw I want him to have a slitted tongue or smell with his tongue likes snakes do I want him to be cold blooded and use harry like a heat source IDFC go wild

[starrysharks]

who's getting the aux reassassination edition

[nostalgia-tblr]

okay, so the thing with wishing we could kudos every chapter of a fic.

i get it, we all want to hit the little like button more than once, it's the easiest way to express our approval/enjoyment/gratitude. i am going to address this to a generic 'you' (hello Y/N!) and assume that 'you' has either never posted fic to ao3 or hasn't posted both oneshots and multichapter works.

hits, kudos, comments, bookmarks. every marker of popularity (which many will interpret as quality) on ao3 is inadvertantly weighted in favour of works with more chapters. no, not longer necessarily, but with more chapters. go and sort a few fandoms by any of those stats and you'll probably be able to spot this trend in action right away.

oneshots are only at the top of a tag (by the default date sorting) once, and even if you re-read it you can only leave one kudos on it.

a multichapter can stay near the top of the update-sorted results for months if you time your chapter drops right, and of course every time someone comes back for the next chapter that's another hit, and being seen more it is more likely to end up with more kudos. you can still only leave one per work, though, which limits the effects to some extent. multichapter works still tend to overall outperform oneshots on stats, and the longer they are the more likely that becomes, but you'll still usually see a couple of oneshots on the first page if you sort that list by kudos.

and a lot of people (percentage unknown) do sort by kudos (or some other stat) and works at the top of 'by kudos' will thus attract more readers and more kudos. so there's an incentive to get as many kudos as you can on your fic, and if cutting it up into 250 chapters will help... well it already does, and that's had an effect whether writers will admit to dragging fics out a bit on purpose or not, but imagine if that effect were to become orders of magnitude more intense.

even if you personally prefer longer fics cut into fairly short chapters, you probably don't want to get your 150k epic in chapters of only a 100-300 words, do you? you don't want the oneshot writers to just give up when every page, no matter how they're sorted, is full of 5000-chapter works to the point that readers now riot when asked to read a whole 2000 words in one go. your fave author is now feeling insecure because chapter 12 didn't get as many kudos as the last one did.

and this is why ao3 will never let you leave kudos on every chapter. they're aware that the site already incentivises chaptering works and doing that more than you otherwise might. so you're just going to have to learn to put an emoji heart in the comment box.

[deanpinterester]

having sally yell at baby percy feels so fundamentally wrong. i didn't mind when she got frustrated with him in the pool because that was just one instance of sally losing her temper but now it's like oh. this is just how the show version of her is.

like. idk. one of sally's defining traits was that she never got mad at percy. that didn't mean she was weak. that was her strength. that she could pull through tough times by putting a smile on her face, so that she didn't scare percy, so that she could protect him.

i just feel like it would have been a much more well-defined scene if we got to see how sally manages to talk percy out of the car by. being nice?? coaxing him??? explaining the situation in a way he would understand instead of just saying "there are things i have to do that you don't understand" (if you say that to a kid they are 100% not going to listen to you bc. yeah they don't understand!! so you have to explain it in a way they WOULD understand!!)

if sally had already been dating smelly gabe at this point, she could have leveraged this. she could have put a funny spin on it and said "i'm just trying to get you away from smelly gabe's stinky gym shorts." if she wanted baby percy to not feel like she was abandoning him and separating him from the rest of society, she could have said "the kids in there are just like you." she could have given him a keepsake, to show she will always be with him. there are SO many ways the writers could have spun this and they just didn't. they went the easy way out.

all of these flashback scenes are painting a very unfortunate picture that percy didn't actually have a good relationship with his mom. and i know that's not the vibe the show is trying to go for, but they've got to understand!! that not everyone who's watched the show has the read the books! we don't all automatically know that sally and percy have the bestest mother-son relationship ever! if you only show sally being frustrated at baby percy, we start to think oh dang, maybe this whole time percy doesn't actually have a good relationship with his mom!

[virtualpeople]

ah my muse... a pleasant necromancer fellow who (checks notes) isn't as old as i initially thought he was?

(Decided to re-work this guy now since apparently (and much to my joy) it's a lot easier to attempt to recreate characters from video games that aren't actually out yet in the format of the sims 2™ when you have more than one (1) blurry picture to work from :D)

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Local man, his two boyfriends and his two girlfriends buy TRANS ICON BLÅHAJ

[chill--cat]

Alnst doodles that i did instead of passing my classes

[zu-is-here]

cupid

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

and happy pride to these assholes. it's still june so i can technially still make that joke right

[naamahdarling]

Cursed to write my little songs but also be unable to sing well or play an instrument or understand musical notation or have the ability to learn any of those things (ADHD and dyscalculia zone?) except for being able to sing, which I can't afford right now.

[sprucestairs]

hhhhhh I need to properly reread Percy jackson again. This post brought to you by the fact I was about to make a post about a scene I very vividly remember of Will Solace trying to convince Pollux not to keep fighting with his good arm broken before Percy manages to convince him not to bc he promised Dionysus, then thought to myself "huh maybe I should fact check that- I mean I did also convince myself that Travis stoll died in this battle when he actually just went to college." And guess what? That scene ✨️didn't happen.✨️ Pollux was trying to convince Percy to let him rejoin the fight very half heartedly, while propped against a tree, and Percy was just like "hmmmm... no"

[paarthursass]

for the most part i do like how they characterize hera in season 1 of blood of zeus (jealous insane woman who's JUST as much of a pos as her husband i do love failmarriage and how they make each other worse <3 get a divorce babes) however what i did not enjoy is her characterization seemed perfectly engineered to create takes like "actually hera was completely justified in everything she did <3 including trying to kill babies and also orchestrating the violent death of the woman of color who zeus seduced in the form of her abusive husband" like oh justice for hera? justice for electra