#this shouldn't be this accurate

[expelliarmus]

[humandisastertonystark]

I'm fucking screaming

Everything was fine before the family's favorite hothead kidnapped his estranged brother to find their narcoleptic excuse of a father for a family reunion

Thor 3:

A sleep deprived summary, from Loki’s POV:

Loki, having helped Asgard with trading routes, fired Heimdall because he only obeys the laws when it suits him, pulled Asgard out of intergalactic affairs to protect them, pardoned the Warriors and Sif and has made Bifrost travel safer, happily enjoying the 1) good thing that Asgard has to say about him: 

Thor: Where is our father!?!? How could you betray Asgard like this!?!?!? 

Loki: 

Thor: *forcing Loki to reveal his cover and unveil the secrecy he was hiding underneath to protect himself from Thanos*

Loki: Wut. 

Later:

Odin: Your sister is coming. 

Odin: Oh, I forgot to mention you have a sister. She’s evil. Because I say so, and you’ve gotta kill her without actually talking to her and discovering motivations. And she’s definitely not just angry with me for wiping away her existence and raising her as a weapon. Obviously, we can agree I have the best parenting skills. :) :) 

Odin: I love you, sons.

Loki, wondering of Odin has lived through the same life he has: Wut.

Later: 

Loki, thrown from the Bifrost and landed in the middle of unfamiliar territory:

The Grandmaster: 

Loki:

The Grandmaster:

Loki: Wut. 

Later: 

Thor: Hey. 

Loki: No.

Thor: Asgard is our responsibility. 

Loki, currently in the middle of freeing an enslaved planet by overtaking the government: Yeah, in a minute. 

Later:

Val, having suddenly grown a conscious: I’m gonna help your brother. 

Loki: Wut.

Later:

Thor: You never change, bro, sorry.

Loki, who is not leaving his sibling in the middle of enemy territory, pinned and suffering for well over half an hour: Wut. 

Later:

Loki, arriving in the nick of time dramatically to draw Hela’s attention to him, not the Asgardians: 

Loki, fighting for Asgardian lives and having brought an escape vessel:

Thor: You’re late.

Loki, remembering very well that Thor left him to die at the hands of the Grandmaster, with no intention of letting him help: wut. 

Later:

Thor: Everything’s going to be fine.

Thanos: *Arrives*

Loki: Wut. 

[virgil-anon]

voldemort with more snakelike tendencies or mannerisms in our harrymort fics i want him to swallow his meals whole and raw I want him to have a slitted tongue or smell with his tongue likes snakes do I want him to be cold blooded and use harry like a heat source IDFC go wild

[overdramaticemotions]

enjoy :)

[specsthespectraldragon]

Me: Wow wouldn't it be great if some of the canopteks were also works of art? Like, some of these have to have been technologies before biotransference, and the idea of some necrontyr who never survived to the forges lovingly decorating a canoptek...

Me, after drawing all those fucking tiles by hand: This Was A Mistake

[starrysharks]

who's getting the aux reassassination edition

[deanpinterester]

having sally yell at baby percy feels so fundamentally wrong. i didn't mind when she got frustrated with him in the pool because that was just one instance of sally losing her temper but now it's like oh. this is just how the show version of her is.

like. idk. one of sally's defining traits was that she never got mad at percy. that didn't mean she was weak. that was her strength. that she could pull through tough times by putting a smile on her face, so that she didn't scare percy, so that she could protect him.

i just feel like it would have been a much more well-defined scene if we got to see how sally manages to talk percy out of the car by. being nice?? coaxing him??? explaining the situation in a way he would understand instead of just saying "there are things i have to do that you don't understand" (if you say that to a kid they are 100% not going to listen to you bc. yeah they don't understand!! so you have to explain it in a way they WOULD understand!!)

if sally had already been dating smelly gabe at this point, she could have leveraged this. she could have put a funny spin on it and said "i'm just trying to get you away from smelly gabe's stinky gym shorts." if she wanted baby percy to not feel like she was abandoning him and separating him from the rest of society, she could have said "the kids in there are just like you." she could have given him a keepsake, to show she will always be with him. there are SO many ways the writers could have spun this and they just didn't. they went the easy way out.

all of these flashback scenes are painting a very unfortunate picture that percy didn't actually have a good relationship with his mom. and i know that's not the vibe the show is trying to go for, but they've got to understand!! that not everyone who's watched the show has the read the books! we don't all automatically know that sally and percy have the bestest mother-son relationship ever! if you only show sally being frustrated at baby percy, we start to think oh dang, maybe this whole time percy doesn't actually have a good relationship with his mom!

[virtualpeople]

ah my muse... a pleasant necromancer fellow who (checks notes) isn't as old as i initially thought he was?

(Decided to re-work this guy now since apparently (and much to my joy) it's a lot easier to attempt to recreate characters from video games that aren't actually out yet in the format of the sims 2™ when you have more than one (1) blurry picture to work from :D)

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Local man, his two boyfriends and his two girlfriends buy TRANS ICON BLÅHAJ

[chill--cat]

Alnst doodles that i did instead of passing my classes

[weaponizedducks]

zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist cunts

[zu-is-here]

cupid

[capn-twitchery]

twitch has gotten way too weird and gotten away with being historically inaccurate for far too long so i fixed them! they're normal now. AND i actually colourpicked the cosmogone spectacles this time. can you believe i made them yellow before instead??

much better : )

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

and happy pride to these assholes. it's still june so i can technially still make that joke right

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Accurate.

[naamahdarling]

Cursed to write my little songs but also be unable to sing well or play an instrument or understand musical notation or have the ability to learn any of those things (ADHD and dyscalculia zone?) except for being able to sing, which I can't afford right now.