#this should've stayed in the drafts

[marcysdreamydays11]

HIS TIDDIES ARE FAT I BET THEYRE 110.00 CM 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[donnovien]

I want Arthur to end up in the sewer system at some point. Sewer is where the horrors are.

[stupididiot36-2electricboogaloo]

she be knockin' on my fantasy till i

[eric-the-bmo]

Who am I to deny a man covered in blood? Whatever you say babygirl

[demonicseries]

waste is not a life of time and of is not a waste life time so let's stop timing waste get timed and have the life of our time

dale

[radioactive-cloud]

i'm so tired of endlessly and aimlessly switching from a social network to social network to social network and scrolling until my eyes hurt but my brain is struggling to do anything else and i hate this so much

[ahumandotcom]

If i wear a Glass Houses t-shirt will my boobs make Billy Joel's arm longer or it will make it look like is throwing from far away????

[logansargey]

Y'all ain't ready for this convos yet tho

[ringostarrbignaturals]

do you guys think izuku had a tumblr yay or nay

[deanscutiepiesam]

I liked one Sam x reader tagged post bc I reblogged it with a Dean speech bubble, and now Tumblr keeps recommending me Sam x reader posts.

Besides the fact that I don't enjoy reader inserts, I keep frantically scrolling past them because I'm scared Dean's going to pop up out of nowhere and beat my ass for reading about romantic scenarios with his brotherwife. 💀💀

But no, seriously, even if I did like reader inserts, I couldn't do it with them. It makes me feel bad. I don't wanna be a homewrecker or get killed by one of them for overstepping.

Besides, it's safe and warm in the cuck chair.

[hopeinthebox]

lizzy i nearly choked 😭😂

i'm SO sorry but there is only one man for the job

[xxkitty-mothxx]

{{You're currently running around his torture labyrinth, I'm in his processor, chewing on his cables like a feral animal, we are NOT the same.}}

[marcysdreamydays11]

Does anybody else poke their finger in oranges when they open them? I do it cause I have no nails cause I chomp on them 😭 it feels so wrong like I feel like I'm penetrating a orange and its juices ooze out like I'm sorry for violating this orange bro

[juney-blues]

i wave my paws up in the air sometimes

sayin uwu

gonna

get you

[deepdeanvsweston]

Very sweet and very nice of Robin Stevens to say the Detective Society today would be like all of us today except I, specifically, would be a terrible detective society member. I sometimes cannot even remember the days of the week let alone crucial details about a suspect and because I am Bad at running I would be caught by a murderer almost instantaneously

[stag-beetle-and-skeleton-bloom]

Damn bro, you play Scout? You like hitting men with your point-blank "meatshots"? You like "flanking men" and "hitting them from behind"? 🤨 You help drive pay"loads" into the territories of other men? 🤨🏳️‍🌈