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“An Invader needs help from no… HHhelper!!”
*The director proceeds to force the VA to endure the cinnamon challenge*
#invader zim#iz#10 minutes to doom#ten minutes to doom#richard horvitz#is he okay#this shit had me on the FLOOR#lmfao#one of the zim sounds of all time#reminds me of Patrick star in that tree dome
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A little draw request! What’s the scene that first made you start shipping Zosan, and how did it look to u?
Sanji : hey zoro if you're going out do you mind bringing some meat? :) Zoro : im not just bringing meat im bringing THE meat like something so big you could never take it on your own because you're weak ass also you SUCK Sanji : :o Sanji : >:o
This one dumbass episode where Sanji casually asks Zoro for a service and Zoro makes it a point to antogonize Sanji for absolutely no reason and they spend the 3 next episodes trying to one up each other on the size of their d............ inosaurs
That's how you manage a crush when you have the emotional capacities of a middle schooler
#one piece#roronoa zoro#zosan#black leg sanji#ask#anon#i just love that it's zoro who started the whole antagonizing thing#FOR NO REASON#HE WAS JUST POLITELY ASKING IF YOU COULD BRING SOME MEAT!!!#did you need to insult his all ancestry#zoros fights with the triceratops had me rolling on the floor laughing too#“so you're a user of the three swords style too huh”#YOU DUMBASS#sorry for the style inconsistancy too im trying to figure some shit out#and getting rid of artblock
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the mighty nein - critical role
this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.
#also with softer vibes. i offer They#every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit#the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family#also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9.#when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them#i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake.#the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor.#a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp#also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees.#the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay.#ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video.#crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives#as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes.#and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met.#rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed#posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc.#general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts#which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth.#critical role#the mighty nein#cr2#caleb widogast#caduceus clay#jester lavorre#fjord#veth brenatto#yasha nydoorin#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#my posts
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what are your thoughts on the king in eow? he's so shocking good at being a king. and being a dad. and he's nice?? i'm so unused to the king of hyrule being any of those things
it was genuinely jarring at first i kept waiting for him to be like "actually fuck you zelda i dont believe you go to your room" but im SO happy that at least one zelda gets to have a happy healthy relationship with her father. exceptionally rare king hyrule W
#at the very end when everything started getting all oot-y and she went back to the castle i was like well. hes not going to believe me.#but then he DID and was immediately like yeah that first thing definitely wasnt my daughter. which. the bar is on the floor but STILL#he knows her well enough to distinguish her from her evil clone!!! holy shit!!!!#thank GOD this echo shit happened to this specific zelda actually because you KNOW if Any Other King had dealt with an evil zelda clone#he would NOT have been able to tell the difference because those mfs do not know their children#asks#eow spoilers
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they beat the shit out of each other, nothing more nothing less yk haha they're just exhausted after a fight and ready to go take a shower with their silly soap and dirty water huhu.
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#digital art#fight club#fight club 1999#the narrator fight club#tyler durden#soapshipping#tyler durden x narrator#doodle#slightly suggestive#I am so scared of posting this#trembling#wtf was I on yesterday like before I draw the man anguished on the floor now this#going insane#full version will come in like never cause I'm already staining my digital footprint enough#but like#uhm#I like how it turned out#so yeah#don't stone me 🎀#also the quality is really shit by its own cause it's a screenshot from a program I forgot I had on my tablet#there are also faith doodles in that file I may post them at some point#WELP#walks away with shame#oh also hope tumblr won't take it down#or maybe it would be better 🤨#IDK BYE NOW#martyryo
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sometimes u just get so filled w thoughts about a pair of characters u gotta just go bonkers ya know
#rvb#red vs blue#my art#batsy art#rvb tucker#rvb doc#rvb junior#docker#this file is called docker_and_son on my pc so ya know#tuckers hair being a mess post quest and post birth is v important to me#man got home took out his dreads and promptly fuckin immediately fell asleep face down on the floor and hasnt had a moment to retwist em#he very much meant to finish his hair first but his body had other plans#the picture has everyone in stolen clothes and that amuses me#Doc is wearing Caboose's shirt tucker is wearing one of tex's shirts and junior is wrapped up in one of church's shirts#not pictured is jr introducing doc and tucker to mason wu with 'hi mr wu this is my dad and mom-doc' 'dad doc this is mr wu :D'#and doc needs to compose himself from being called mom meanwhile junior doesnt even notice he slipped up he just auto corrected and moved o#tucker also missed it bc he was trying to figure out what mason's vibes are by force of eyebrows alone#mason wu is the only parent there who doesnt think doc and tucker are mid-messy divorce bc he looks at them and recognizes them#from pfl articles and chorus ones#so he Knows theyre soldiers and the shit they get up to and his previous frustration with juniors apparently absent family is nuked#theyre not absent theyre just keeping him Safely away from Fuckery
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redesigned my MW sona/self insert guy…. did some expression doodles as well. felt he looked too child-like in previous designs so i attempted to mitigate that.. also wanted to give him a more interesting silhouette and change up his color pallette a bit!! overall very proud of how he turned out :^)
#if i had a dollar for every time i drew his hair inconsistently id be a millionaire i think#my art.#my ocs#monkey wrench#monkey wrench oc#art#took some inspo from sonic the hedgehog for this redesign. maybe u see it maybe u dont 🤷#the one way u know hes more of a self-insert than a sona is. well of course he has lore separate from me BUT ALSO#i could never walk around with something like a pair of leg warmers dragging against the floor like that.. that shits gonna get DIRTY!!#ESPECIALLY OVER THE HEELS… that part always gets the most worn down on all my shoes#so i can only assume it touches the floor the most#TANGENT ASIDE. hope u guys like this design as much as i do!!
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When you absolutely despise something a lot of people like, and no matter what way you look at it you cannot see the appeal, but you know you can’t talk about it in public or else you’ll get dogpiled to hell and back, so you just kinda sit there frothing at the mouth like this
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#spaghetti speaks#minor blood#I know this image is typically used in positive contexts but it felt fitting here too#Also you probably know what I’m talking about if you’ve spoken to me before#The AM speech but aimed toward this one particular series because the rage it causes is GRAHH#it had so much potential#it could’ve been so so good#YOU COULD'VE KEPT THE PILOT PLOT INSTEAD OF INSTANTLY ABANDONING IT IN FAVOR FOR ONE OF THE WORST ROUTES A STORY CAN GO IN#I’m so mad because I WISH I could like it#I WISH I could make art for it- the character designs are fun to draw#but I’m not a fan of it#I have a visceral hatred of the series and its creator#but I’m alone in the opinion#minus my friends who agree with me#but I just#I don’t understand#I feel like if it was made by a bigger studio- people would hate it as much as me#Steven Universe was written significantly better than it- I’m sorry#SU got so much shit for years- this is praised everywhere I see#I could explain every single problem I have with this series and people will defend it#it’s so popular despite nothing being resolved or making sense#The people behind the studio were revealed to be shitty to employees but no one cares because this series got a new episode#GRRRRRGHGGHH#I hate the characters- I hate the nonsensical plot- I hate the plot holes- I hate the villain- I hate the wasted potential#I’d hijack this series and make a Snoot Game type thing if I could- my autistic ass will make this better#I'm not arrogant I’m just saying the writing is on the floor and it doesn’t take much to just fix it up and make it pretty#I’m ranting#sorry#I’m very passionate about things like this#Inorganic killers
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buncha heket doodles cause i love the frog i love her so much beloved big frog
#cult of the lamb#cotl heket#cotl leshy#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb heket#cult of the lamb leshy#id be lying if i said i loved all the bishops cause kalamar exists#fuck you kalamar you know what you did#but this isnt about him ill doodle him another day this post is about my beloved big mean frog lady#i forgot how much i loved heket until i ran through anura post game and just#BIG FROG BIG FROG BIG FROG#also her coming into the cult and just#........................hungry#i love her so much anything for you heket ill give you only the best meals#this was also what happened when i got leshy i forgot how much i love him#these two are just so fun i love these little shits so much#shoutout to me getting all the bishops i had drunk#and heket and leshy started brawling each other and cried when i broke them up#kalamar broke a piece of furniture and i wanted to throw him#and narinder puked instantly and then passed out on the floor instead of actually going to bed#10/10 content get the bishops drunk its fun
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Shrimp Inspector 🦐👀
#fish nonsense#fishblr#aquablr#betta#betta fish#planted tank#planted aquarium#aquarium#fishkeeping#bettablr#I had a bunch of shit written but then tumblr yeeted this post and LOGGED ME OUT#trying to upload this video. the fuck dude#anyway SIX MONTHS. THIS TOOK OVER SIX MONTHS.#BUILDING A COMMUNITY TANK JUST FOR A BETTA#she's finally in and she's perfect btw#well behaved but a shrimp annoyer#I accept she might eat some juveniles but she just has had a BIG INSPECTION of the large females and then just got surprised#but gives so little of a fuck about the tetra it's comical#and she's hung out on the floor with the cories#sampled their food during breakfast (not a fan)#might eat baby snails but I have a bladder snail problem so down for that queen#yes I am considering naming her Karlach because I'm a cringle lesbian#bright/white spots are copper scales btw
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"don't forget to wear them."
#cherry magic#cherry magic th#taynew#karanachi#karan x achi#cherry magic th ep2#tay tawan#new thitipoom#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#KJLHSFD LMAOOOO#this had me on the floor lmao what in the world????#karan you creep dkjhgdf wtf#calm down my dude#they're both so embarrassing pls 😭#also coloring this show is hard im sorry if it looks like shit#idk what they did with it tbh#its a mystery
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i know when keith brought the gang back to his fucking desert shack he was like WAIT OUT HERE and ran in really quick to throw all his laundry under his bed and pick up all the molding paper plates and crushed energy drink cans and take down his charlie xcx poster before everyone came in but its a shitty little desert shack so everyone could hear him fumbling around and cursing to himself from outside and were like what the fuck is he doing in there
#you cannot tell me an 18 year old boy living in a desert shack by himself experiencing psychosis kept that place cleanim sorry#probably accidentally left a dirty pair of boxers on the floor and had to kick it under his bed while explaining the blue lion shit#soad.txt#not art#voltron
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yeah make the disabled girl do unpaid manual labour for you outside in the cold when shes been awake for 20 hours whats the worst that could happen haha
#i dont talk about my living situation much because why would i#but out of guilt for existing in a place without paying money im forced to accept whatever is asked of me#for someone whos supposed to love me unconditionally that fucker sure does force me to act against my best interests#just at a fucking whim because “the garden doesnt look nice like this”#bitch knows i had to quit my job due to physical burnout and the fact that i havent recovered in the last 8 months is very concerning#AND YET that doesnt stop anything. im still assumed to be physically capable of fucking digging dirt to fill a hole#at ten in the fucking morning#3 degrees (about 38 fahrenheit) outside the ground was fkn solid#like i bought a fucking cane because i struggle with mobility#and you already know ive probably done myself in pretty bad because i feel too fucking guilty living here 'without paying rent'#i cover my own food bills and always end up giving money im trying to save because bills need paying#my self worth is through the fucking floor as it is#im just so so scared of being a burden to those around me that i actively harm myself bending over backwards for people who wont love me#god some of you followed me for my hornyposting im so sorry u have to read this shit#for those of u that care about me im literally crying rn even just thinking abt the knowledge that there r people out there who care#especially yall who care enough to support me#i promise your money isnt being handed out needlessly to my pseudo-abusive parent. i am trying my best to save the money im given#at least that which isnt spent on feeding myself#thank you all for supporting me#and sorry for being such a fucking trainwreck im just so overwhelmed and hurting and ugh#:(
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Benny would be thrilled by Nick Valentine. Like I know the concept of synths and replacing people would initially shock him but I don’t think for long.
He’s not a technology guy by any means but he certainly appreciates it and understands what it can do. He’d be pro-synth and synths at people for purely pragmatic reason at first but seeing some noir detective would have him thinking of all the ways he could improve on his plan if he had that tech for Yes-Man.
If Yes-Man could pass as human he’d have no reason to hide him and could even have him buddy up with the rest of the Chairmen! Even if he’s found out and House wants him and especially synth Yes-Man out their is a loyalty to them that is only made stronger that Yes-Man looks like them now. It’s also such a complex thing for Yes-Man too now to struggle with “humanity” in a new context and his teacher tragic being Benny Fucking Gecko.
#also nicks like super cool in his mind cause in my heart Benny is like#a science fiction fan boy and big reason he listened to house at first is house offered something cool and had cool shit to back it up#Benny is like to me a man who is petty but not childish as the wasteland has allowed very few kids to have real childhoods#so he’s silly about somethings like when you give an adult a childhood toy and watch them become kids again#but it’s different here cause he’s an authority figure now and also he’s like planning a coo#so all his child behavior is forced to come out through his personality and choices and why he seems like a man child#fallout#fallout new vegas#benny gecko#benny fnv#yes man fnv#fallout 4#this was supposed to just be about Benny finding synths cool but then I kinda got off track in the notes#Benny would have a crush on nick and want to be his cartoon rival cause like holy shit seedy mob boss Rat pack type#and big city detective??? why are they not kissing in the floor#nick valentine
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"Can you shut the fuck up for a second!" Pony's fists are clenched so hard the knuckles are white 'n Steve thinks suddenly it's probably a good thing the kid bites at his nails or they'd be diggin' into his palms.
"No, you little punk. What's your problem?" Steve's not really angry yet. He's still pokin' half-heartedly mostly on instinct then any real urge to piss the kid off. The problem is that Pony is decidedly way over the aggravated line 'n into pissed without any help from Steve at all.
"I just had a shitty fuckin' day ok! How about you mind your business! Actually, why don't you hang out at your own house? You're wanted there just as much as here." Somethin' flashes across Steve's face 'n he narrows his eyes. Pony's flushed, chest heavin', a look of triumph on his face.
"You take that shit back." Steve balls his hands up, forces himself to stay down on the couch instead of marchin' over 'n puttin' the kid on his fuckin' head.
"No." Pony tilts his head 'n flashes a cold smile Steve just knows he picked up from Dallas. Steve takes a long breath. Remembers that Pony has a tendency to be cruel 'n not mean any of it when he was livid like this.
He's fourteen, Steve. Do you remember fourteen? Darry had told him after one of their regular matches. And he did. The problem was that Steve hadn't said mean shit. He just knocked the offender on his ass. Pony's mouth was too smart for his own good.
"You know what? You don't get to take your shit out on me, actually. Fuck off." Steve settles back on the sofa, turns back to the TV like he can pay any attention. God, where was Darry when you needed him. He'd probably collapse from the shock of it.
See, Steve contents himself with imagin' his face, I can be the bigger man. But then it's spoiled some since Steve can clearly hear Darry's took you long enough, you're only three years older than the kid.
"The fuck? Steve c'mon." Pony finally drops his school bag, right in the middle of the floor where Darry's gonna holler at him when he trips over it later, 'n takes half a step toward Steve. Like he's wheedlin' for a fight.
"C'mon? Glory, Pony. What's your fuckin' problem?"
"I don't have a fuckin' problem! Ok! You're the one with the problem!" Pony's voice is hittin' an all-time high, shrill note of frustration. Steve tears his eyes off the TV, rollin' 'em with a sigh, but now that he's lookin' at Pony he can see the way his eyes are rimmed red 'n his lip is bleedin' from him bitin' at it.
"Pony? Chill out kid, what's goin' on?" Pony does not chill out. In fact, it only serves to get him more frustrated.
"Nothin'! Nothin' is goin' on! Ok! I just don't know why you always have to be here 'n actin' like that 'n in my house- 'n- 'n-" Suddenly hot tears are streakin' down Pony's face 'n he's scrubbin' them away with nails bit down so far they're bleedin'.
"Pony?" Oh, Jesus. Where is Darry when you need him? Steve flies to his feet 'n Pony flinches back like he suddenly doesn't want the fight he's been askin' for. "Oh, glory kid."
"Just leave me the fuck alone. I'm fine!" Steve grabs Pony's wrists 'n hesitates awkwardly. He wasn't used to havin' to comfort the kid 'n he was way out of his zone. So he just moves on instinct, pullin' the kid to his chest like he's watched Darry do a hundred times.
For a moment Pony stiffens up 'n holds his hands out like he's not sure what to do with them, a weak little sob half caught in his throat. Then Steve wraps him up maybe a little too tight 'n Pony lets himself go limp.
"Let me go, Steve!" Pony wails like he doesn't have his face buried in Steve's shirt, leanin' so hard against him Steve's gotta work to keep him on his feet.
"Fine." Steve squeezes him again 'n then unceremoniously drops him. Pony's on the floor before he knows what's happenin' 'n Steve crouches down 'n puts a hand on his shoulder to keep him there. Pony goes to scramble to his feet 'n Steve pushes him back down, gently. "You wanna tell me what's goin' on?"
Pony blinks at him, eyes wide 'n hair wild 'n Steve can abruptly see him at eight, runnin' to Steve 'cause he'd scraped his knee 'n didn't want to tell Darry 'cause he'd told him to put on jeans if he was gonna ride his bike. Steve had made him give him his dessert in exchange for silence but had snuck the first aid kit out the bathroom window 'n wrapped it up real good.
"I dunno..." Pony scrapes again at the tears fallin' down his face 'n Steve bats his hand away, pullin' his handkerchief from his pocket 'n pressin' it none too gently across Pony's cheeks. "Knock that off." Pony snatches it from Steve 'n wipes at his own face.
"Glory, someone's in a mood." Apparently, it was too soon for that.
"I am not! Look, Steve, I can handle it myself. I don't need your bullshit." Pony pushes himself up 'n Steve easily grabs his wrist 'n yanks him back down.
"Fine, you don't need my help which, by the way, I wasn't offerin'. I just think if I'm gonna get hollered at on my day off I should get to know why." Pony narrows his eyes, scowlin' hard before droppin' his sulk down to his lap.
"It's nothin'. I just- I dunno, sometimes I just, when I-ugh!" Pony throws his hands up, makes a low angry sound in the back of his throat. "I just had a bad fuckin' day 'cause like, I just, it's-"
Oh. Steve thinks. Ok. I know that.
"If you don't know... like, what it is-" Pony goes to cut him off 'n Steve whacks him on the hand 'n barrels on. "Or if you know what it is but you don't know how to like... say it. Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna make you figure it out."
Pony blinks at him again 'n Steve drops his hand off his shoulder. "Well. Alright." 'N just like that Pony wipes the remain' tears away, clambers up, 'n offers Steve a hand. Man, if the kid couldn't bounce back from anythin'. Steve tries to remember if he'd ever been like that. But he remembered fourteen 'n he'd always been more of a sulker.
"We good, kid?" Steve eyes him 'n Pony shrugs, shoots him a mischievously little grin Steve knows he got from Soda.
"Sure, as long as you get me dinner."
"Oh sure," He pulls Pony under his arm 'n messes up his hair 'n Pony whines," as long as you're payin'. After all it is your house."
#steve never knows what the hell is wrong with that kid#but he'll be damned he's doing his best!#darry would be so proud#in fact it does make its way back to darry considering pony actually is incapable of keeping his mouth shut#n darrys like u n steve had a fight??? n no one had to scrape u two off the floor??#steve n pony who dont really know how to express their feelings ily#pony has so many goddamn words in him but when he gets really n truly upset hes like ok where did they go#n steve who NEVER knows how to put his feelings into words#ultimate bad duo#(beating the hell out of each other)#n ultimate i get it duo#(only like 1/80 of the time do one of them manage to not get into a fight long enough to realize omg hes me frl)#oh these boys rot my brain#steve randle#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#dallas winston#darry curtis#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders fanfiction#my writing#writers on tumblr#also ask box for one shots still open!!#their fights escalate SO quickly but also come back down to nothing so fast#genuinely their fights go from no problem HUGE problem beating the shit out of each other hanging out like no problem again in like five mi
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every time i finish lovm episodes thinking they got about 70% of it honestly better than c1 and that i am willing to actually wait for payoff i log on here and people hate that shit lol
#i dont like every change but those were definitely among the best sets of episodes they released#i really do not care about order of operations or specificity i dont feel like they fucked it up i just think they had to change shit#maybe we should just admit cr's pacing well beyond c3 would not survive a writers cutting room floor and move on#theyre still hitting nearly every emotional beat. thordaks death absolutely stunned me here and in campaign#maybe ive watched enough adaptations to know what adaptation means but it's definitely among the best#maybe im just tired of snooty c1 fans always. *knows m9 fans will be endlessly worse* oh no#also what is with cr fans and having completely utter permanence because. im very confident kash dying. or glintshore not finishing.#or devo'ssa. are very obviously not finished. sometimes waiting is a fun game#van speaks#tlovm spoilers
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