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“An Invader needs help from no… HHhelper!!”
*The director proceeds to force the VA to endure the cinnamon challenge*
#invader zim#iz#10 minutes to doom#ten minutes to doom#richard horvitz#is he okay#this shit had me on the FLOOR#lmfao#one of the zim sounds of all time#reminds me of Patrick star in that tree dome
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A little draw request! What’s the scene that first made you start shipping Zosan, and how did it look to u?
Sanji : hey zoro if you're going out do you mind bringing some meat? :) Zoro : im not just bringing meat im bringing THE meat like something so big you could never take it on your own because you're weak ass also you SUCK Sanji : :o Sanji : >:o
This one dumbass episode where Sanji casually asks Zoro for a service and Zoro makes it a point to antogonize Sanji for absolutely no reason and they spend the 3 next episodes trying to one up each other on the size of their d............ inosaurs
That's how you manage a crush when you have the emotional capacities of a middle schooler
#one piece#roronoa zoro#zosan#black leg sanji#ask#anon#i just love that it's zoro who started the whole antagonizing thing#FOR NO REASON#HE WAS JUST POLITELY ASKING IF YOU COULD BRING SOME MEAT!!!#did you need to insult his all ancestry#zoros fights with the triceratops had me rolling on the floor laughing too#“so you're a user of the three swords style too huh”#YOU DUMBASS#sorry for the style inconsistancy too im trying to figure some shit out#and getting rid of artblock
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the mighty nein - critical role
this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.
#also with softer vibes. i offer They#every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit#the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family#also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9.#when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them#i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake.#the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor.#a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp#also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees.#the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay.#ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video.#crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives#as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes.#and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met.#rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed#posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc.#general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts#which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth.#critical role#the mighty nein#cr2#caleb widogast#caduceus clay#jester lavorre#fjord#veth brenatto#yasha nydoorin#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#my posts
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what are your thoughts on the king in eow? he's so shocking good at being a king. and being a dad. and he's nice?? i'm so unused to the king of hyrule being any of those things
it was genuinely jarring at first i kept waiting for him to be like "actually fuck you zelda i dont believe you go to your room" but im SO happy that at least one zelda gets to have a happy healthy relationship with her father. exceptionally rare king hyrule W
#at the very end when everything started getting all oot-y and she went back to the castle i was like well. hes not going to believe me.#but then he DID and was immediately like yeah that first thing definitely wasnt my daughter. which. the bar is on the floor but STILL#he knows her well enough to distinguish her from her evil clone!!! holy shit!!!!#thank GOD this echo shit happened to this specific zelda actually because you KNOW if Any Other King had dealt with an evil zelda clone#he would NOT have been able to tell the difference because those mfs do not know their children#asks#eow spoilers
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I’ve said it before but I am fascinated by people who think curl is the only bigot in the league? Obviously she is (was) one of the most vocal which is why the backlash was important bc it stopped her from using her platform to elevate that shit but if you look at her apology video there’s like quite a few PWHL players supporting her lol. Not to mention the aspect of racist incidents seemingly getting less attention than incidents of lgbt bigotry as a result of the woho fanbase being a lot of white lgbt people.
I’m not saying this as an excuse of curl bc truly I will be clapping and cheering every time she gets leveled and I’m about to bring the booing to Czechia for worlds but it’s more just in awe that people think if she was out of the league our problems would be solved rather or that this is a Minnesota specific issue when the athletic had confirmed that no team had her on a do not draft list for her bigotry so all were willing to draft her in the right spot. The league as a whole can’t even be assed to draft a gender inclusion policy so this is clearly a larger league wide issue
#maybe it’s bc I had to live through barstool gate and one of my former favorite players fighting and misgendering me over it#or just being around hockey interpersonally a lot#but I’m more surprised when someone has consistent left wing politics than anything#yeah they tend to be better than nhl players but the bar is on the floor#a lot tend to be better about obvs like equal pay for women and some lgbt stuff but that’s about if#even ppl who portray left wing politics can easily fall into some dumb shit in their own self interest#see the wnba thing with Natasha cloud and Sophia Cunningham this past season
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they beat the shit out of each other, nothing more nothing less yk haha they're just exhausted after a fight and ready to go take a shower with their silly soap and dirty water huhu.
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#digital art#fight club#fight club 1999#the narrator fight club#tyler durden#soapshipping#tyler durden x narrator#doodle#slightly suggestive#I am so scared of posting this#trembling#wtf was I on yesterday like before I draw the man anguished on the floor now this#going insane#full version will come in like never cause I'm already staining my digital footprint enough#but like#uhm#I like how it turned out#so yeah#don't stone me 🎀#also the quality is really shit by its own cause it's a screenshot from a program I forgot I had on my tablet#there are also faith doodles in that file I may post them at some point#WELP#walks away with shame#oh also hope tumblr won't take it down#or maybe it would be better 🤨#IDK BYE NOW#martyryo
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All this nervous energy just running off of you as long as you. keep. moving. The adrenaline feels lovely as it surges, past the last set, into another, and a third— you're going for failure, aren't you?
Always.
It is not enough to coast the high of enough. It has to be more. There has to be the tenuous sigh of relief as your body scrambles to survive within the frame you've made for it. Just one more. Another.
The weights fall to the floor with a clatter and your mouth splits into a wide grin of approval as everything— your vision, your limbs, your spirit— trembles, quakes: the good kind of exhaustion. The ceiling is the loveliest view you've ever seen— you did it. The something you can do. Colors dull in comparison to it. As you lay on the mat, tracing worms of fracturing color that twitch with your heightened breath, a face steps in, swirling your vision into whirls of lights and traces of sweat. A smirk, a raised eyebrow— distant, not staring, but aware. He hefts his own weight. Flicks his focus to your red, flushed face. Meets your eyes for a fraction of a second before curling the iron once more.
"A sight for sore eyes."
You, at a lack for words, trace an eye over his form. He rolls his lips. You flick a brow.
And that is all there is to it.
#AURYN.#AURYN#i cannot get ENOUGH OF YOU#ouroboros#interactive fiction#mmmmm. auryn. i have had so many fights with this character over the course of the rewrites but you know what? perfect as you are.#expect more sneak peeks bc im growing SO bored of just writing this for myself. There's so much!!! if only someone would help me code it al#(falls to the floor in a very victorian way) ack..... these brackets.... how will I live.....#[ANYWAY IT'S COMING ALONG. SLOWLY]#another one? yes? I'm dying to share another snippet but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS SOCIAL MEDIA JKDFHLKSJDHf. you cool with me hopping on#here whenever I feel like it? Whenever my skin itches so much I might peel it off myself? idk. IDK!!!!!!#thank you patreons for putting up with my shit. at least you know. at least you know.
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sometimes u just get so filled w thoughts about a pair of characters u gotta just go bonkers ya know
#rvb#red vs blue#my art#batsy art#rvb tucker#rvb doc#rvb junior#docker#this file is called docker_and_son on my pc so ya know#tuckers hair being a mess post quest and post birth is v important to me#man got home took out his dreads and promptly fuckin immediately fell asleep face down on the floor and hasnt had a moment to retwist em#he very much meant to finish his hair first but his body had other plans#the picture has everyone in stolen clothes and that amuses me#Doc is wearing Caboose's shirt tucker is wearing one of tex's shirts and junior is wrapped up in one of church's shirts#not pictured is jr introducing doc and tucker to mason wu with 'hi mr wu this is my dad and mom-doc' 'dad doc this is mr wu :D'#and doc needs to compose himself from being called mom meanwhile junior doesnt even notice he slipped up he just auto corrected and moved o#tucker also missed it bc he was trying to figure out what mason's vibes are by force of eyebrows alone#mason wu is the only parent there who doesnt think doc and tucker are mid-messy divorce bc he looks at them and recognizes them#from pfl articles and chorus ones#so he Knows theyre soldiers and the shit they get up to and his previous frustration with juniors apparently absent family is nuked#theyre not absent theyre just keeping him Safely away from Fuckery
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redesigned my MW sona/self insert guy…. did some expression doodles as well. felt he looked too child-like in previous designs so i attempted to mitigate that.. also wanted to give him a more interesting silhouette and change up his color pallette a bit!! overall very proud of how he turned out :^)
#if i had a dollar for every time i drew his hair inconsistently id be a millionaire i think#my art.#my ocs#monkey wrench#monkey wrench oc#art#took some inspo from sonic the hedgehog for this redesign. maybe u see it maybe u dont 🤷#the one way u know hes more of a self-insert than a sona is. well of course he has lore separate from me BUT ALSO#i could never walk around with something like a pair of leg warmers dragging against the floor like that.. that shits gonna get DIRTY!!#ESPECIALLY OVER THE HEELS… that part always gets the most worn down on all my shoes#so i can only assume it touches the floor the most#TANGENT ASIDE. hope u guys like this design as much as i do!!
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buncha heket doodles cause i love the frog i love her so much beloved big frog
#cult of the lamb#cotl heket#cotl leshy#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb heket#cult of the lamb leshy#id be lying if i said i loved all the bishops cause kalamar exists#fuck you kalamar you know what you did#but this isnt about him ill doodle him another day this post is about my beloved big mean frog lady#i forgot how much i loved heket until i ran through anura post game and just#BIG FROG BIG FROG BIG FROG#also her coming into the cult and just#........................hungry#i love her so much anything for you heket ill give you only the best meals#this was also what happened when i got leshy i forgot how much i love him#these two are just so fun i love these little shits so much#shoutout to me getting all the bishops i had drunk#and heket and leshy started brawling each other and cried when i broke them up#kalamar broke a piece of furniture and i wanted to throw him#and narinder puked instantly and then passed out on the floor instead of actually going to bed#10/10 content get the bishops drunk its fun
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Shrimp Inspector 🦐👀
#fish nonsense#fishblr#aquablr#betta#betta fish#planted tank#planted aquarium#aquarium#fishkeeping#bettablr#I had a bunch of shit written but then tumblr yeeted this post and LOGGED ME OUT#trying to upload this video. the fuck dude#anyway SIX MONTHS. THIS TOOK OVER SIX MONTHS.#BUILDING A COMMUNITY TANK JUST FOR A BETTA#she's finally in and she's perfect btw#well behaved but a shrimp annoyer#I accept she might eat some juveniles but she just has had a BIG INSPECTION of the large females and then just got surprised#but gives so little of a fuck about the tetra it's comical#and she's hung out on the floor with the cories#sampled their food during breakfast (not a fan)#might eat baby snails but I have a bladder snail problem so down for that queen#yes I am considering naming her Karlach because I'm a cringle lesbian#bright/white spots are copper scales btw
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Ooh Hutch 😭😭
#the way you move this absurd body of yours around <3#he's got a shit car an ugly mustache and he doesn't know how to dance <3#what could you ask more#starsky and hutch#starsky & hutch#no but his dancing had me on the floor
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"don't forget to wear them."
#cherry magic#cherry magic th#taynew#karanachi#karan x achi#cherry magic th ep2#tay tawan#new thitipoom#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#KJLHSFD LMAOOOO#this had me on the floor lmao what in the world????#karan you creep dkjhgdf wtf#calm down my dude#they're both so embarrassing pls 😭#also coloring this show is hard im sorry if it looks like shit#idk what they did with it tbh#its a mystery
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i know when keith brought the gang back to his fucking desert shack he was like WAIT OUT HERE and ran in really quick to throw all his laundry under his bed and pick up all the molding paper plates and crushed energy drink cans and take down his charlie xcx poster before everyone came in but its a shitty little desert shack so everyone could hear him fumbling around and cursing to himself from outside and were like what the fuck is he doing in there
#you cannot tell me an 18 year old boy living in a desert shack by himself experiencing psychosis kept that place cleanim sorry#probably accidentally left a dirty pair of boxers on the floor and had to kick it under his bed while explaining the blue lion shit#soad.txt#not art#voltron
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i have no mouth and i must scream speech but for about insomnia hate hate hate let me tell you how much i have come to hate being awake
#took half an expired tops brand unisom . wheeeee medicine that does nothing and then the next day you're groggy for twelve hours#but i have to do SOMEthing if i don't Try to make myself sleep that's Giving Up and if you Give Up . well#this is the second week in a row that ive failed to sleep on a night leading into the work week and i know most of the external reasons why#like. busy day tomorrow so anxious. haven't given myself a full weekend in a really long time so strung out.#had important stuff to do earlier that didn't happen so dwelling on that. woke up at 9am and wasn't out of bed until ten thirty so like#i got more than adequate sleep last night but this does not make me feel less worried about NOT sleeping TONIGHT#because again. every time i have a night of big insomnia im convinced that it's the beginning of an unending trend#that will make me wind up like my mother who is lucky she gets more than three hours of sleep every couple of weeks#and while she's done this her whole life qnd has adjusted to it (as much as a body can) i just know. based on how insomnia is for me#that i never could. it would be exactly as terrible every time i would never be able to be calm while it was happening#anyway everybody send me your best knockout gas#AND. it's SNOWING. fuck everything i hate it all#tomorrow im gonna be groggy as hell and have to drive to work and back and have to be With It bc we're doing activities and shit#and have to be like the model of library enthusiasm when i barely have that on a good day. and not actually physically groan#every time someone new wants a card because it means i have to interrupt what im doing dor the next fifteen minutes to say a spiel#i know i shouldn't hate that i should be glad we're getting engagement. and i am. i just wish i wasn't the one at the desk#and im not good at keeping that off of my face or being welcoming when i dont feel welcoming#i haven't gotten to do processing at my actual office desk in months. haven't gotten to be Off The Floor#which certainly hasn't helped my overall stress levels. i need to not be socially on so much it's slowly pulling me apart#and then i get home wnd im too tired to do anything and my house also falls apart around me#but if i DON'T have outings i also rot . there's no solution to this problem. not without quitting my job which ill never do#bc in today's market id never get anything half as good as this ever again. and as has been established. this relatively good job#is still not good enough for me not to be emotionally and mentally falling apart
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I think we should bring back being cringe.
#I say this from my floor hoping I don’t get a noise complaint crashing out to adam#lambert at 9pm on a weekend but#like silly crossovers ??? DUMB SHIT#I remember when the creeper aww man meme was. thing and#as byleth I had like six rpers of the students do a chain reblog with me like#we need to be less serious how did rp become like serious 99 percent of the time#my writing is so ass let me be a loser#ooc.
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