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running into a past lover from eight years ago, catching up a bit since the last time and casually joking with him about his not-so-happy engagement and fiancée, when he laughs and says „i hate you“ and I tease back „no, you don’t. you love me“ and he looks at me, suddenly all sobered up, before he goes „I guess I do“. what in the poorly written, fucked up, bitch ass, shitty romcom directors cut is going on? motherfucker. you can’t just randomly say shit like that. hit me like a damn freight train. what do you mean? it’s been EIGHT fucking years.
#and people ask me where I take my confidence from as a Dom and lover#this right here folks#this right here#what the fuck#man he really just came out and told me to my face that he loves me straight like that#you're fucking engaged#to the girl you chose over me back then even#what and. I can not stress this enough is going on#little late night rant#tragically cute yes#but still no
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Do you always beg like that? Not that I’m complaining. It’s cute.
i'm SORRY.
I JUST SAT THERE FOR LIKE A SOLID MINUTE WITH MY HAND SLAPPED OVER MY MOUTH.
DHDJKHHUDIAH AAAAUAUUUUAUUAUAU
MY CHEEKS ARE RED
#hoooolllyyyy yshittttttttttt#im such a HOMO#thjsshjdksa#this#this right here folks#wtf...#why did this effect me so much
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#fnaf roxy#roxanne wolf#security breach#fnaf fanart#Guys just walk with me for a moment#MICHAEL would think Roxy is super cool#he’s a foxy liker after all so natural evolution is Roxy#BUT Roxy is an 80s rocker who drives race cars and wears sunglasses etc#it’s like right up Michael’s alley#on top of all that her personality#she’s mean a bully even but is deeply insecure#not only that but she’s actually lowkey very sweet and cares about folks#like Michael would relate to her#It’s not even he finds her attractive or anything like that it’s purely she’s badass and related to her#Michael and Cassie number 1 Roxy fans out here#Also Vanessa might not be as much of a fan#but its because she works with them all the time BAHA#THE Glamrocks are canon divas#the 80s punk kid in Michael just took hold Roxy is simply cool to em
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Honestly, when bart came back to the past for his mission, he didn't expect to see one of his friends he left behind.
So excuse him for standing still and gaping like an idiot at the clearly looking teenager on his phone.
"Danny?!"
At the call, the stranger– his bestie— looked up.
"Bart!"
It is his friend.
The same black haired, too blue eyed teen with baby fat clinging to his cheeks, the same way his hair appears white and eyes green when unfocused and not paying attention.
Holy shit.
"How are you in the 21st century?!?!"
The boy merely blinks, looks down on his phone, and then looks up again.
"I should be asking you that! How are you here??"
"Timetravel duh! What's your excuse?!"
"I'm immortal???"
(It's similar to the spiderman meme, truly.)
(Bart is slightly glad none of his teammates or mentor or family members are here.)
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It became somewhat of a game for them.
Everytime the speedster appeared in a different year, hell even universe for the kicks, the first thing he does is search for Danny.
(The teen is there, each time.)
And every time he succeeded, Danny helps him with the problem, or slightly nudges him to the path really.
(Each time bart worries less for the time stream and disturbances, his friend seems to be outside of it to truly bring harm.)
(And if he meets Clockwork along the way, that's a secret between them. And the part where he gets hired for the similar stuff danny gets sent to the past.)
(For them it's a casual Wednesday. So what if they just saved an entire planet? Its nothing big!)
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Bart should have thought more over the decision to help the literal being of time itself.
Considering he is currently seated on a chair, Barry, Wally and dozen of other heroes (including his team standing behind him in an effort to show their support.) With demands of an explanation.
Damn it danny, why did you let those in the 13th century paint a portrait of them!!!
And the apparent ancient Egyptian art of them too?? In a museum??
What the hell danny!!! Way to throw him under the bus!!
#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc impulse#this is a bart and danny collab folks#danny: that.universe is weak.if they could get destroyed by a mere butterfly effect#bart: im not saying ur wrong but we were sent here to literally stop that#danny: aw man#bart: but yeah ur totally right#morally gray danny and bart my beloved#this is literally#time traveler and immortal guy
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Which one is it, Malleus
Malleus & Yuu/MC: having a Gargoyle Research Club meeting (aka going on a stroll at night infodumping at each other)
Yuu/MC: That reminds me, there is something I wanted to ask you.
Malleus: What is weighing on your mind, child of man?
Yuu/MC: Do you like gargoyles because they remind you of yourself - a living relic from a bygone time whose purpose has become largely obsolete due to the advancement of technology and society, only able to watch eternally from afar as people go about their lives without ever truly belonging to that world and no perspective for the future of your own as those you call kin slowly fade away?
Yuu/MC: Or do you like them "just because"?
Malleus:
#malleus draconia#malleus x mc#malleus x reader#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst x reader#are those the right tags??? i've not been here in some time#malleus x yuu#malleyuu#eehhh whatever#anyway yuu and malleus are 2 different types of autistic folk#the primary special interest oriented autistic#and the primaty pattern recognition oriented autistic#neither of them are well adjusted#thank you for coming to my ted talk#yuu is lucky malleus finds them interesting
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me trying to consume any form of media atm:
#everything is a potential Harringrove au if you think about it long enough#it’s a struggle#but toughest soldiers and hardest battles or whatever right#the brain rot has fully set folks#no telling how long it’ll be here for but for now weeeeeeee🎢🙌#harringrove#stranger things#dacre montgomery#Billy Hargrove#my edits#edit Rae edit
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ULTRATOBER /// EIGHTH CHARACTER DESIGN SWAP
I did, in fact, draw their faces but wasn't 100% sure if that conveyed "angel" enough so I gave them upside-down masks. But here they are uncovered.
#Ultrakill#Ultratober#Ultratober2024#Mannequin Ultrakill#In my mind they're greater angels. Hence being humanoid but also kinda buglike because the terminal mentions them to be vaguely animal shap#Granted we haven't seen any greater angels so it's mostly just bullshitted#Also in case it wasn't clear the cracks on the right mannequin are meant to resemble chest feminization scars. Idk if it reads#Hrokkall sketch#Admittedly this one was a little rushed but I still wanted to post it because I liked the concept. Quality only goes down from here folks!
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perhaps the most important question i’ve ever asked:
does anyone have tips for people trying to stop being chronically late to everything in the world that aren’t weirdly judgmental and aggressive or flat out lies
#when i tell you every single resource i’ve ever found or tried to get through or anyone i’ve ever asked#has been just so. mean about it#not even intentionally#not always at least#but there’s so much inherent shame tied to being late to things or being a person who used to be late to things#that i don’t think people can untie that from their ‘helpful tips’#it’s all ‘i used to also be a lazy uncaring piece of shit! you don’t have to be a horrible wretched loser anymore!’ and it’s like. okay.#you see how that’s not helping. right.#making me feel worse about it is NEVER helpful. i promise you i already have tortured myself over it FARRR more than any ‘on time’ person#ever had#this has been a comic i’ve been stewing on for ages as well but. well there’s of course the shame#idk it’s something that people are always despicably mean about bc fundamentally people who have never struggled with it#see it as a personal choice to be late#and as something one needs to just ‘try harder’ to fix. and that if you don’t#you inherently don’t care about other people’s time or even other people in general#and that feels horrible! it feels really bad!!#i mean i’ve got it from EVERYONE. disability allies. other adhd folks. disability resource offices#it’s something that nobody ever cares to acknowledge or try to accommodate for#bc time blindness and exec dysfunction are NEVER taken seriously as disabilities. they’re always always viewed as a personal failing#and i’m sick and tired of it. bc all this does is make people struggling with this Hate themselves#and worry endlessly that maybe they Are selfish and actually Don’t care about anyone else#there’s a bit too much here to keep in the tags i should really do the comic for adhd awareness month
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Mr. & Mrs. Folke
#they are in love#they are everything to me#they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage#and i love them so very much#yarn folke#that old woman is everything#she's so lovely#she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival#she is so mom#i love her#and#tansu folke#he's a grandpa#an old soul in an old body#he's the definition of old grumpy caring man#he cares so much about his sons#i love here#this couple right here#is the best of them all#fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have#and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#theyre married ik. and old af. and precious.#they're goals#my shit
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You just can’t make this shit up
#worm says#you heard it here folks Jimmy solidarity is gay#jimmy solidarity IS a gay litmus test. you’re right YouTube#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#trafficblr#I took this literally 2 seconds ago. 2 seconds I SPRINTED to post it#forget the video I don’t wanna watch it anymore /j
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Kirby Super Star (Nintendo, 1996)
#Kirby Super Star#Kirby series#SNES#Super Nintendo#pixel aesthetic#90s#retro games#retro gaming#retrogaming#screenshot#screencaps#Fami's junk#birth of American Box Art Kirby right here folks
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Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good.
#kirby series#kirby#star dream#susie haltmann#meta knight#ask 2 tag#i don't have anything interesting to say here!#just that this is my first super “high-effort” piece since getting back from vacation#i've been pretty out of it but i'm starting to feel a lot better. thank you to my wonderful friends for being awesome.#...and thank you to the folks whos twitch vods i've been watching a shitton of.#hard to stay down when you've got so much positivity around you.#EDIT HALF AN HOUR LATER: hey hi this is the right aspect ratio for desktop wallpapers#i just really like drawing in 16:9 and 9:16 what can i say. they're good aspect ratios. they're the standard for a reason.
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Couldn't find the original post, but this is Ranchers. To me.
#Ranchers#writing#rancher duo#trafficshipping#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#i will not be elaborating#I'm right and you know it#sorry folks I'm adding it to the writing list#there's gonna be a lot of angst on this here blog once i get around to it lol#Ashlley rambles#Ashlley writes
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absolutely unhinged talk from this Delta Airlines video quiz
#real “don't we build the most beautiful bridges folks? no ones ever seen anything like our bridges” energy from delta right here#golden gate bridge is a nice bridge
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My favorite thing about being an Old Byler is seeing y’all figure out the same things we figured out years ago. Maybe that sounds sarcastic or ironic, but it isn’t. I just saw a post analyzing the Snowball scene in season 2, and I’m like yesss youthhhhh discover the same things we did 🎉 Give us as Bylers more independent sources drawing the same conclusions from similar research / a replicated experiment, yassss, sciencccce 🔬🧪🔥
#when I see it I’m like awww you’re so right!!! 🥰#I love when someone analyzes the same scene and comes to the same conclusion#like!!! we are correct and we’ve proven it 6 ways to Saturday AND backwards#and I’ve seen so many of them haha#being here since 2019 is so wild haha#and some folks were here way before me!#if you want the old magic (that’s a narnia reference) check out kaypeace21’s account#she’s the og#byler#byler tumblr
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