#this really feels like 'cut the cameras...deadass'

[thetimelordbatgirl]

So wait, on the day its believed that the people in the submarine will run out of air...Channel Five is airing a documentary about this disaster???  I don’t really like to make Black Mirror comparisons, but this really does feel like something right out of the show. 

[socialkid]

Salt Prank on Bakugou

Warnings: Not proof read!!! Slight(ish) Cursing.

Um I’m not really sure if I like this so I didn’t read it back 😭 So it might take me a little while to revise my mistakes.

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You watched as Bakugou read, nose deep into his book in the dining room from the microwave reflection. You snickered as you stirred the bubbling pot of miyabi soup in front of you.

“Is something funny?” Bakugou asked as you came to a halt.

“No…just thinking.” You said now biting the inside of your cheek. He grunted in response, “Mhm don’t play around and mess up the food.” You rolled your eyes. About a month ago you’d been fooling around on your phone in the kitchen, and ended up burning the rice to a crisp. And your boyfriend still makes sure that you don’t live it down.

Lately he’s been a little more of a pain in the ass than usual. So what’s a better way to get your get back than pranking him!?

Last week you’d come across a page on TikTok revolving around this couple who pranked each other constantly. As you corny as you thought it was, one prank in particular caught your eye. The girl had made a pasta dish and fed it to her boyfriend on a spoon, not before filling the bottom of the spoon with salt.

You wondered how your boyfriend would react, since he was such a big cook himself. He was a younger version of Gordon Ramsay.

“It’s about done Katsuki, but I want you to taste it to give me some feedback.” You said grabbing a spoon from inside the cabinet drawer. He grunted in response, “Yeah yeah.”

You subtly reached for the salt and filled the bottom of the spoon up. You carefully submerged the spoon in the soup, and grabbed your phone from your back pocket. You flipped to your camera app and began recording as you made your way to Katsuki.

“Here babe, you can try it now.” You said as Bakugou looked up from his book. He reached for the spoon you held in front of him before cocking one of his blonde brows. “Why’re recording me for?” He asked. “Just wanna see your reaction that’s all.” You smiled.

Bakugou just deadpanned as you bit your cheek once again. “Please?” You asked a little more desperately.

Rolling his eyes he grabbed for the spoon as you pulled away, “Let me feed you.” You said. Bakugou opened his mouth, and you knew he was just planning to rebuttle. You held it to his face as he gave in and let you feed him the soup.

“Mmm.” He hummed before going silent. He furrowed his brows as if lost and confused. He didn’t swallow all the way and now he’d began choking a bit. “Is it good baby?” You asked attempting to hold back your laugh.

Bakugou didn’t know whether to spit it out or swallow the soup, but he didn’t want to hurt your feelings. He slowly swallowed the soup, as he got to the last of it the tang of the salt manager to overpower him and caused him to spit the rest out.

“Oh shit!” You jumped back as Bakugou wiped his face.

“What the HELL!” he shouted as he ran to the kitchen. He opened the fridge frantically but there were no water bottles in the fridge.

“Oops forgot to refill it.” You said as he ran to the sink and began rinsing his mouth out.

After about three minutes of rinsing he cut off the sink and turned to you, who was still recording with a smug look on your face.

There was silence between you both before you lost your composure and began laughing, tears and all as he stared at you in disbelief. “Are you deadass.” He said as you about fell out I’m the floor laughing.

“Sorry Katsu,” you said wiping a tear from your eye, “I was just messing with you.”

“You better have been. Don’t ever let me find out you’re cooking like that on purpose.” He grunted as he looked at the pot. “The soup’s not ruined, it was just your spoon.” You said as he rolled his eyes. “Food’s ready by the way.” You said before he began to walk out the kitchen.

You grabbed a bowl from the cabinet before Bakugou spoke, “Oh and Y/N?” You turned to face him.

“Yeah?” You hummed.

“You’re not safe as long as I’m in this household.” You practically heard the evil smirk on his face with that one :/

[five-star-stay]

I feel like minbin is so underrated

I was watching their 2 kids room and they were talking about being chan’s left and right hands and THAT IS SO FOUND FAMILY CODED NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

I also love how Minho is the type to love really hard but really quiet and Changbin is the type to love really hard but really chill (?) . Like, for a person who can’t take compliments and emotions well like Lee know, Changbin is a really good friend to have because he can talk about silly stuff and tease, but he can also like tell you how he admires certain things about you and what he worries about. Changbin is also super people smart which is a reason I love him so much. plus Minho’s love language is cooking and doing things for people and Changbin likes food so 🤷

This is all my opinion and what I take away from their relationship, but they are criminally underrated and I saw that you asked lol

❤️❤️❤️

Minbin!! I definitely see the appeal! I love whenever they tease each other on stage, they're so bold with it haha. I still remember the concert where lee know pretended he was about to kiss changbin and the staff deadass cut the cameras to black 😭😭😭

I think you're right they definitely can have a lot of fun in a way lee know's comfortable in while also being able to have deeper conversations if needed due to how great changbin is at them. Like changbin's presence in 2kr is so so valued by me because God this guy's got his thinking cap on all the time! The details he says about the members are so specific and special, it must feel like an honor for someone to pay attention to you so deeply. I also like when they fulfil their hyung and dongsaeng dynamic because I like seeing Minho be soft with members and binnie can often be the serious one in other areas like producing and directing so seeing him relax and act like fake maknae is fun as fuck!

I hope their next 2kr they tell us they went out to eat or something because I think I remember changbin saying he wanted to go eat with lee know because he wants him to cook the meat lmfao.

Thank you for the ask! I appreciate hearing your thoughts<33

[deadpool15]

Prank gone wrong...

Kyla's POV

"Hello, my little melon-munchers, it's your fav bimbo on the streets qnd I'm here with another video. So before yall find my location and beat my ass, I know I was supposed to make a vlog some time ago and then I hit yall up saying I was gonna make one today but well just look", Kyla turns the camera around and shows her patio window and shows the weather.

"See yall it's been pouring all day, it's like God don't want me to give yall that amazing 10/10 vlog. But since I can't I will still provide got to keep my fucking lights on yall". Kyla laughs and falls back on the couch.

"I'm just playing my little pussy-popping queens, but ok, so the instead of a vlog I'm giving you all a prank. And of course the main guest of honor is on her way right now, without any clue in the fucking world". She gets up grabbing the camera to go in the kitchen.

"OK, so first things first, I need me some chips," Kyla grabs the bag of chips from the cupboard and looks back at the camera. "So, I dead have no idea what to call this prank but even though it's raining my lovely lil shawty and before yall hit me with "ain't Bada like two whole heads taller then you", shut up I call everyone shawty. So, like I was saying before, yall rudely interrupted me. " Kyla grabs the chips, putting them away while laughing, and makes her way to her room with the camera.

"So, basically Bada said she was taking me out with a group of her friends and then we had to change the location because of the rain so, now we are going to an indoor pool. I'm gonna do like a wearing a revealing swimsuit prank on her. Which is deadass, not a bathing suit, because nothing is covered. Give me a second guys". Kyla goes inside the closet to go change in the outfit(like I said, yall, it's not really an outfit cuz ain't no Damm clothes but the pic above with the fur coat).

Kyla walks outside of her closet to show off the swimsuit and showcase it. "See, the thing about me is at the end of the day. I'm from the islands, so we finna show off this thick ass that I was blessed with ok, yea, exactly girls." Kyla stops modeling the fit when she hears someone opening the door.

"Oo shit yall she is here, let me hide the camera quick. Kyla hurries and stores the camera on her desk under some towels. "OK yall om going in, wish me luck".

Bada's POV

I walk inside my girlfriends apartment using the key she gave me a long time ago. I would wait outside for her but she takes forever getting ready, so maybe me being in the house with her will motivate her to move her ass. We were all supposed to go to the beach but due to the weather being terrible we decided to go to an indoor pool, with Lusher and Tatter still wanting to go in the water. "Babe, I'm here. Are you ready or at least close to being ready?" "Hold one, my love, almost done. I promise just need my shoes. "

Bada goes into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of water, and starts scrolling through her phone. "OK, love, I'm ready. Let's go." Alright, let me just finish my water before we, Bada cuts herself off and looks up at Kyla to see what she is wearing, and her mouth goes dry.

"Baby," Bada says while walking up to Kyla, turning her around to look at her. "Yea, come on, love, we gotta go. Tatter will literally throw a fit if we are late. Remember, last Bada grabs her hips to force her to stand still. "O my God, is today our anniversary?" "Bada what the hell are you talking about?" Kyla looks up at her feigning confusion. "You look fucking amazing, like good enough for us to make up a random excuse and give a shit less about what my friends are doing".

"Aww, thank you baby", Kyla says while leaning up her the tips of her toes to kiss Bada on the cheek. But Bada grabs her neck to kiss her on the lips this time. "Fuck... Bada.... shit. The kiss feels so good, with Bada continuously grabbing her hips and making the kiss deeper. Kyla almost forgets the prank until she pulls away with much force. "No, no, we have to go, remember", Bada chases her lips and pouts. " Baby, they will be fine without us, just let's take care of us first ok". Kyla almost give in but backs up, leaving Bada groaning in the living room, making her way to the front door.

"Wait, Kyla baby where the fuck are you going". She runs up to her and pushes her back on the couch. "What do you mean, Bada? I'm not gonna stall anymore. I wanna go out and have fun." Bada looks her up and down and laughs. "Why are you laughing at me?" Bada turns back around and smirks. "You're right. Of course, we can go when you change into an actual swimsuit. I'll be waiting baby". Bada sits on the couch and turns on the TV. "I'm ready now, Bada, let's go," As she tries to stand up, Bada grabs her arm, tugging her on her lap.

"Baby, you know I love you, and I love everything you wear and respect it. But you're wearing about 3 pieces of string right now, so I'm gonna need you to change into something that won't get you in trouble, ok, sweetie?" Bada squeezes her hips, and Kyla stares at her. "I'm not changing," she says and smiles. "Sweetie." Bada looks at her clenching her jaw. "I thought you said you wanted to go already and her you are being a fucking brat. We aren't going anywhere until you put on some clothes. Don't forget who is in charge ok little one".

"Oo, I remember who is in charge, but I don't think I really care. Plus, I'm pretty sure everyone is gonna love my outfit, especially your friend. What's his name, oo right howl". Bada stands up with you still on her lap, causing you to grip onto her tightly." That's cute, seems we won't be making it there after all. Since you want to be a fucking slut". Bada grabs your neck and starts kissing you hard. "I bet this is turning you on isn't it, worrying about Howl knowing he can't do half of the shit I do for you. It's ok I'll remind you". Bada takes you to your room dropping you on the bed.

"Wait, wait, baby, it's a prank. I promise it's a prank. " Kyla says while trying to point at the camera. Bada turns around and sees the camera stored under the towels. " I should give them a show and see you try to post that since you wanna act up." Bada says while leaning over you, kissing your neck. You start to moan softly. "Babe, please, I'm sorry. No one is better than you, especially now Howl. Bada looks at you. "Oo, I know, just gotta make sure your ass never forgets it. Don't I?. You try to move from under her and turn off the camera, until she grabs your legs.

Where are you going baby, I told you I'm gonna show you who is better. Your little camera will just be a reminder, sweetie. Now open your legs. You spread your legs slowly. " See, you can follow directions. Let's see how well, huh?"

[deltastra]

My Thoughts on Tower of God Season 2 Episode 1

Hey guys, I hope to make this a regular thing every week! Before I begin, I want to state that I watched episode 1 and 2 when it first aired, but I didn't have the time to write anything about those episodes. Now I do! At the time of writing this, I have not watched episode 3. Anyway! Let's go!

WEBTOON SPOILERS WAS TEASED BUT NOT OUTRIGHT STATED

Rating: 9/10

Summary: A solid premiere that showcases what this new season will offer with the change in studio and artstyle! Some scenes felt a bit off but it wasn't too much of a bother!

I like the short recap at the beginning of the episode! It lets us adjust to the new artstyle and direction the show is going while also giving us a bit of a refresher as it has been 4 years!

This scene is interesting because first, AWWW ENDORSI NOOOOO SHES CRYING, and two, does this mean that they will add in the Bam and Endorsi scenes that were skipped? I sure hope they do their best to add in key scenes for characters that were changed or skipped in season 1!

OH MY GOD SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE THING GUYS OMGGGGGGGGG

Why did Yuri's VA change? It will take some time for me to get used to it, but it's alright.

I like her look, they made sure to design her as closely to the webtoon as they could.

KEVIN PENKIN YOU'RE COOKING SO DAMN HARD WITH THIS SOUNDTRACK. THIS SCENE FELT LIKE MADE IN ABYSS FOR A SECOND WITH THAT MUSIC. LOL

If y'all are curious, I already gave my thoughts on the new OP here.

Loving the voice acting for him!

Maybe it's just for Wagnan, but I love the expressions!

I'm not ready.........

I love how the inspirational music playing as Wagnan steels his resolve gets cut out with a loud chanting ost when Viole comes into frame.

Love the details on his eyes. He looks tired. First glimpse of Bam as Viole!

The start of a beautiful friendship!

Yup. this scene was funny years ago, and it's still funny now.

HORYANG HAHSHAHAHAHAHAH

THE TEAM DAD IS HEREEEEE

i liked the music here! And love this scene because it shows how nice Wagnan is despite his strong personality.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOO

AND HERE IT IS. THE ROUGHLY 10 SECONDS OF FIGHTING THAT WAS SHOWN CONSTANTLY IN TRAILERS!

Jokes aside, it was VERY well done. I smiled like an idiot watching it and even replayed it many times.

I am unsure if it was done by a solo animator, but I hope they save their resources for this type of animation during very important fights.

Season 1 had very animated fight scenes too but they all felt slow to me. This? I love, the dynamic camera really adds to the action. Music is great too! Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying its better than other popular shows' fight scenes with sakuga animation. I'm just saying that if they maintain this current standard, I will be satisfied!

I do wish it was slightly longer and I am worried that this episode may be the only one with good animation for its fight scenes due to how much it was being used for promotion. However, I will keep my fingers crossed that they are cooking for THAT important fight later in this cour.

OH THE SHINSU LOOKS BEAUTIFUL HERE

NAHHH VIOLE WAS TRYNNA CATCH A BODY HERE. HE WASN'T JUST GONNA "FAIL" WAGNAN LMAO

Istg guys this ability only appeared like once and never again. Maybe I just don't remember. Anyway, close enough. WELCOME BACK TOKYO GHOUL!

NAH WAGNAN SAW THE REAPER IN THAT SPLIT SECOND. VIOLE WAS DEADASS TRYNNA WIPE THIS GUY OUT OF THE TOWER COMPLETELY LOL.

:(

I LOVED the ending to this episode. Viole's flashbacks, and him standing in that elevator with the music playing. It gives you so much regarding Viole's feelings about his life and his surroundings at that moment. And the way the music distorts at the end adds to the tragedy of Viole in my opinion!

I LOVE THIS ED SO MUCH GUYS. THEY DID IT IN WEBTOON SCROLLING FORMAT!!! THEY EVEN ADDED SIU'S WAY OF CREDITING HIMSELF EVERY CHAPTER (He removed the TUS after coming back from hiatus tho oh no)

To me, this ED not only pays respect to the source material and how many of us read Tower of God. But also a way, in my opinion, of telling the audience that "Yes, we know about the source material, and we will follow it this time." And I like that it will show more every episode. (Also covering up all the events with Jahad's symbol like its "blocking memories" is kind of funny. I doubt the studio did it with that in mind but its still a neat coincidence)

Overall, a fantastic premiere to the new season! If they maintain this quality, we are in for a treat!

[having-conniptions]

My thoughts on THC ep 8

The new pairs?? Amazing. I'm so glad they switched it up

Fuaiz and Ta's VegasPete scene could have been so gut-wrenching but the cowboy costumes and background killed the whole vibe. They really made it hard for them. I couldn't take them seriously at all and started to laugh during a scene that I expected to make me cry.

When Mio and Copper held hands before their scene and Tong said that's what Mile and Apo always do <3<3<3

Mio and Copper were so smart to use the coat instead of a knife - and then even quickly explained why there was only one coat!! They definitely could have been a little more "aware" of their (imagined) surroundings, I agree with the judges there

Mio and Copper's reactions during JJ & Jet's scene (they were fangirling so hard and I GET IT)

JJ AND JET BLEW MY TITS CLEAN OFF HOLY SHIT they added dialogue in order to adapt to the scene change and even the new stuff was sooo in character!! And JJ actually went for the kiss... their performance really pulled me in and the tension was so palpable... I might need a second to recover from JJ as Kinn...

The fact that Mile had to clear his throat and collect his thoughts before yelling "cut" says it all

HOWWWWWWWW did we get from "there was supposed to be a kiss there" "yeah, but he seems hesitant to do it" to THIS- holy SHIT New and Bump what the FUCK

Also, the "actors are over 18 years old and got permission from their parents" LMAOOOO imagine *calls mom* "Hey mom is it okay if I kiss a boy and then he pushes me on a bed and goes to town on my neck?"

Mile yelling "cut" before it gets too spicy lmao too late the fanfic is already being written

"We rehearsed 100%. I thought we only performed 60% of it today." WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN NEW IF THAT WAS 60% THEN WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE THE OTHER 40?????

Also New trying to collect himself after the cut - not just as Bump gets off of him but even after he gets up. Same, babe, same.

TONG ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS because let's not forget these are inexperienced actors who didn't have an intimacy coordinator helping them so DID YOU TALK ABOUT HOW FAR YOU WOULD GO is the first question anyone should have asked (ideally before even starting with rehearsals but okay)

LMAO Tong and Apo being like "you deadass didn't have to make out for real tho - when we film we use camera angles and imagination" yeah um you literally could have told them sooner

I feel kinda bad for New. He always gives 110% and ends up trying too hard and it seems like his only response to problems/failure is to try harder and harder. He gets so lost in the characters he has trouble coming back out of them and ends up overacting and losing sight of essential points. He's doing it all and he's doing too much.

Everyone made so much progress. Even the ones that didn't do that well learned something from it. They should all be proud <3

[ramdomwords]

i often forget all the feelings that i felt in a day, like today, i was crying the way home, im crying right now but for what reason? i hear their laughs and i wanna kill myself… my brain keeps bringing these intrusive thoughts where i killed them and get the relief i was looking for. But i can’t do that, they are my friends… aren’t they? Lately i don’t feel as if they were my friends, i’m just third wheeling in a group i created, and they don’t seem to care about me isolating so often. They just tell me that’s a “me problem” and that it’s bad that i isolated, but they act as if they didn’t care about ANYTHING i said, i get bullied, im too emotional, i cry too much, im the stupid one in the group, my brain is screaming to me to just kill myself and when i tell them i feel lonely and that i don’t feel part of the group they just say that it’s a ME PROBLEM? well of course… it is a me problem, i isolate because of you and then you tell me that i should not do that?

i need help, serious mental help, it’s getting to dark in here to even describe what i’m thinking and feeling, i can’t describe myself, my thoughts, my feelings, im too emotional to say anything, it deadass sounds disgusting the way i feel, i feel such like a drama, like a pick me person, my feelings are way too much for myself, it’s not a surprise that they are too much for everyone else.

i just wanna break something, make a hole in my head, have bruises all over my body and face, bleed from my mouth, cut my wrist open, make cuts in my stomach, break glass and all of the mirrors with a bat, stare myself down in a water bank, then proceed to drown and scream while the water enters my body and burns everything inside me. I wanna make a little hole in my head and put a camera there so i can see what my thoughts look like, i don’t know myself… why would anyone else say that they know me better than myself ? please explain, i wanna know your perception of me in somebody else’s eyes.

i don’t really remember a lot of what i do in a day, i often forget the most silly things, which is giving me a little bit of anxiety… and i really hate peoples voices, not as much as i hate my own voice and face and smile and nose and glasses and hair and ears, anyways, i really want my earphones bc i can’t stop hearing their laugh, it’s a regular in my brain, it shouldn’t bother me, they’re supposed to be my friends, right? well… no, they don’t make me feel like a friend, i made a mistake last year and everything changed and not for good.

i really talk a lot to my bf and myself, i try to keep to myself, not even my friends, they just talk and talk and talk and never shut up, and when they do it’s bc i’ve entered the room, they stay silent, they ignore my words, i hate it when they don’t answer me, i hate talking and getting ignored, mejor no hablo alv.

[derorakeisha]

https://www.tumblr.com/beyoncesblondehairdye/765614294271459328/this-vini-and-jude-snub-feels-exactly-the-same-as?source=share

CUT THE CAMERAS. DEADASS.

(i can see where they're coming from but lawd 😭)

fr like they aren't on beyoncé's level (no man is in footy), so im really struggling to grasp what they're saying

[alyjojo]

Love Reading 💖 - March 2024 - Capricorn

Singles:

Who is Coming In: 10 Swords, Ace of Swords, Knight of Swords

Regarding: 2 Cups

Long-Term Potential: Temperance

Either this person has cut you like a knife with the shit they say, or you have done this to them. Could be both, if there’s history or you’ve recently broken up. They show up here sharp as a tack and harsh with communication, or they feel that way about you. 10 Swords hurts bad, it’s betrayal, there are heavy wounds with this person. 2 Cups is mutual love and The Hermit clarifies as you’ve taken some necessary time apart, or they could be fresh out of something very painful…but they like you. They could be someone who has been alone for a long time too, something with relationships has hurt them deeply, there’s some trauma there. Could be you, and it was a nasty fight, could be not you and it was something deeep, either/or. Teddy Bear is wholesome, and they have a freaky fun side, they’ve just gone through it. 9 Wands at the bottom. This person is very cautious and not one to rush into anything, with long term being Temperance, 9 Cups wanted to come out with that…it’s possible but take your time, whether getting back together or in general. Specifically regarding sex, anger, passion, hot and heavy emotions, you’re gonna need to chill. They have that side, but Spirit says wait, or just take things one day at a time - temper the passion. You may want to dive right in.

Per messages, they have a darker skin tone, and it’s being pointed out to me with the two brown characters on Knight of Swords & Temperance, along with the white characters in 2 Cups & Hermit, this person may be a different ethnicity than you. Temperance has a brown girl and a white guy at the bar, and this card is about combining different elements and alchemy. That applies for someone, I’ve never gotten that before 💖

Messages:

- I want to give you the world 🌎

- Darker skin tone

TEDDY BEAR 🧸

- Interested in You

- Blooming Romance

- Flirting

- Want to Date

“Let your freak flag fly.” 🤭

Signs you may be dealing with:

Heavy Gemini, Aquarius & Sagittarius

Couples:

Them: 7 Cups, Queen of Wands, 2 Swords

Regarding: The World

The World is the most important card here, because this shows the situation between you, and it also shows that it’s done. You two have had a row when it comes to outside people getting involved in your relationship - or just past experience with it. Either they’re worried you have other options, or they could have a history of being a player, keeping their options open as well. The Emperor clarifies, could be your spouse/person, or they’ve taken control of their own urges, options, not committing to things, etc. The Emperor commits to things and he’s deadass serious when he does, this person is about setting an example…even if they didn’t choose immediately. Or that’s what you want, if you’re recently dating, maybe there were others and you’re like okay no - if it’s me then choose me and be done with it. This person may also have learned their lesson due to a parent that did something reckless with the family unit, had a lover, something like that, they may have never done it themselves. You two seem to mirror this energy towards the other person, but they’re more certain of it, whereas you have The Moon.

Messages:

- I’ve never met anyone like you.

- Other Half 🧡

CAMERA 📷

- Reminiscing

- Making Memories

- Learn from the Past

- Perception

“Om Sweet Om” 🧘🏻‍♀️

You: 6 Swords, Knight of Cups, 9 Cups, Knight of Swords

Regarding: The Moon

I’m going to assume this is the beginning of a relationship where other options are a thing, you’ve seen a couple people a few times and you really like this one but you’re not sure. The Moon & Poker Face on your side raises red flags for this person - justifiably so. The Oracle of being frank is positive though, communication can fix this issue, just be honest. You seem to be afraid to leave behind the single life in case this doesn’t work out, you don’t want to make people mad unnecessarily. Or haven’t, because once everyone’s feelings are on the table it looks like you’re willing to make a decision, it just freaks you out. You’re used to Page of Cups…cute little messages, dating, flirting, and this person is 2 Cups oh no 😥 Are they? It freaks you out. You do seem willing to cut off romantic options, dating profiles, things like that, because you don’t want this person to feel like you’re trying to hurt them - you’re not. You’re being honest about it, so are they. Or…you will be when they call you on your shit, which is what they seem to be doing here.

Messages:

- Excellent Cook 🥘

- Shadow Self 😈

POKER FACE ♦️

- Taking a Chance

- Risks & Options

- Not Showing Hand

- Gambling

“He was frank with me.”

Mutual: 4 Swords, Judgement, 9 Wands

Regarding: 3 Cups

3 Cups is clarified by King of Pentacles, the rest of the reasons pretty much shows it as your issue, but they may understand it, or with Camera, they could’ve done the same thing and it’s just reached a point where okay - enough is enough. Are you serious or nah? When it comes to partying, dating, flirting around with people that say they’re friends, you’re holding back from all that. Or will. You both seem to have gone through painful situations that…you’ve learned the lesson. You know better, and you’re both cautious from getting involved in anything toxic, you don’t want to cause pain that you just have to heal from. Clarifiers show “two become one”, both of you want to give this its’ best chance. You both may be trimming your friend lists ✂️

GROUNDING 🪨

- Stability & Security

- Performance

- Growth & Endurance

“Don’t just do something, sit there!”

Signs you may be dealing with:

Libra, Aquarius, Pisces, Capricorn, Scorpio & Cancer

[yestrday]

shiny-jr asked:

Not a request or anything but I just wanted to say you write interesting content and it's always exciting to see when you post something! The Academy AU for genshin caught my attention the most for some reason. I actually had a thought. Since most of the students there are rich, surely they have their own rides to school, right? But maybe the mc can't relate. Maybe they take a bus, trolley, or train. Can you imagine, all the spoiled guys are like, "Pfft, who doesn't have a car/limo? Imagine taking public transportation. Cringe." But when they hear the mc takes public transportation to school everyday? Suddenly they're there using that public transportation. They don't need it, they just want another chance to see more of the mc. Oh, how the turn tables.

cut the cameras deadass. is that fucking shiny-jr in my inbox? holy shit.. call the c0ps.. call gov3rnment officials... this is a damn national holiday in the making.

FREAKOUT ASIDE... omg you have wrinkly brain... grooves and all. i would smooch it mwah. as expected from the writer of the twst sentient au you have no idea how many times I've reread it!!!

((this is a repost bc tumblr is absolutely unre4sonable with their c3nsoring and my post did not show up at first))

yeah no. the number of times you've had to watch those damn rich kids and their fancy ass limos stop by the gate while you get off at the bus stop. everyone else on the bus is staring at you and your uniform— a member of a prestigious university on a jam-packed bus? rumors start circulating. you must be some sort of charity student.

on your first year, you received many of these curious and haughty stares from your fellow students too. it isn’t easy, being a scholarship student, but you wouldn’t be where you are if you let some snobby rich kids embarrass you. so what if you took the subway and had to chase after buses? none of these would matter as soon as you graduate and get yourself an elite job.

when you (unluckily) win the affection of your harem, many if not all of them start devising plans in order to use your situation to their advantage. man. you just wanna go to school. why the fuck do they keep messing this up for you?

it’s the protag powers. the twins use the same subway line as you and have the pleasure of escorting you to class every day. you were a bit surprised when you saw two new students on the subway and mistakenly thought them in the same boat as you, poor background and all. they’re really not; they just like walking a lot. they’re generally pleasant to be with— aether making friendly conversation and entertaining you while lumine smoothly wraps her hand around yours. they protect you from unsavory strangers groping you in the crowded area... and other competitors hoping to have a sneak in some time with you.

aether, lumine

they’ve figured out your routes. they know the exact times when you get off and on the bus and trains. they expertly use the motions of the crowd to get themselves near you while hiding at the same time. doesn’t do anything much except stare at you for so long that you start feeling the creeps. honestly the other passengers are scared too. if they get close enough they’re lucky to get a smell of your freshly washed body and experience the familiar smell of your soap for themselves. breaking into your house and sneaking around your bathroom is one thing, but actually smelling it on you is a whole thrilling thing.

xiao, childe, gorou, chongyun, heizou, venti

why tf would they waste their time sneaking onto some sardine packed place when they could simply pick you up in their ultra cool, ultra sleek, ultra rich limo? drives up to your dingy driveway and rolls the windows down. get in, they say, looking all rich and shit. you don’t know how they got your address. everyone in the neighborhood is staring at you, your family is gaping, and the suitor is watching you expectantly. you feel pressured by this whole being rich thing, but as soon as you spot the free food— made by five star michelin chefs, btw— every worry is thrown out of the window.

ayato, xingqiu, childe, zhongli, diluc, kaeya

is driving the limo. ayato rolled up the thing separating the driver and the passengers so he can’t see anything. once he escorts you out, he wipes off the crumbs and fixes your uniform and hair before patting you on the head.

thoma

wanted to pick you up at your house too but ei and makoto are annoying and he thinks that it’ll make him look stupid. why should he offer you a free ride? impatiently waits for you as your dutiful seatmate and starts bullying you. you resist another day’s worth of the tempation to slap him.

scaramouche

doesn’t bother with catching you during your transit, but catches you as soon as you reach school. they make morning conversation and escort you to your classroom. you’re both in a crowd of students, but they feel like you’re the only person in the world.

itto, albedo, kaedahara kazuha, razor, heizou, venti, kaeya

meets you “by chance” when you stop by your local convenience store to get some things. they hog up most of your time, taking in your sleepy drawl and hazy eyes. you end up walking together to school and if they’re lucky enough, you doze off and cling to them for support. they let you, nuzzling into the soft of your hair and holding you close just like how lovers do.

heizou, venti, albedo, kaedahara kazuha, kaeya

oh no :((( some common street thugs are bothering you now. you’re about to pull out your ultra secret weapon, but a knight in shining armor comes swooping in! they’re self-satisfied about saving you, fantasizing about how you’ll thank them. you, on the other hand, is disappointed that you couldn’t test out your brand new t4ser.

kaeya, itto, diluc, zhongli, razor

is the street thug

itto

isn’t lucky enough to catch you on transit. the closest they got to was chasing after your bus and then falling through an open manhole.

bennet

[nemilemy]

Hello! I just read your hcs of akatsuki and undead when the reader braids/plays with their hair and I'm in love... Would you mind making some for Eden too? I know these are a lot of hcs for braiding/playing with their hair tho so please feel free to skip this if it's too much hsjdjf (btw your writing is adorable! Please remember to take care of yourself too 💕)

Thank you so much for the compliment and don't worry I take breaks time to time (beep beep lie detected). I don't mind if there's already some i just like writing so it's a chance i cannot skip. I'm taking so long to update because of classes T T

“Nagisa Ran”

💎. You playing or braiding his hair is very soothing and relaxing for him. Do it more! It helps alot with him~! He was at a lost for words the first time you did it. It was very unexpected but nonetheless he enjoyed it and more over enjoyed the fact you had fun! He loves to see that smile of yours having fun with him~!

💎. “...if you're having fun then don't stop...” he would mutter before you flash him a smile

💎. Please play with his hair when or if he stresses out it helps with SO much then you could ever think of! He would never complain if it's private or public as long as people don't stare you guys would be fine 💃

💎. For the first time when you started playing with his hair he felt startled but relaxed as he doesn't get physical touch by his partner or most people honestly. But you're lucky since you're the only one who can play with it Producer!

“Hiyori Tomoe”

🥧. I would say Hiyori is the same as Kaoru but he would also let you do it when he randomly live streams to let his fans see because why not? If you ask why would you do it , he would say "why not my dear? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧" including the wink yes. Also you can also see him sneak some pictures when you play with his hair. You look so cute like that!

🥧. “Ahhhh you're so cute when you play with my hair you know that?? I'm so lucky to have a s/o like you!!” he would say before jumping onto you yeah goodluck with him. 🕺

🥧. Wether private or public he doesn't care! His greed is off the chart when it comes to you so go on Producer do watcha gotta do and tame that idol of yours. Also I would feel bad for the single people looking at you guys because of the way the both of you would be so lovey dovey like get a room!!

🥧. When you first started playing with his hair he really said “cut the cameras deadass” with his expression. He went from happy to shocked to serious. Wow Hiyori really going through the 3 stages of his s/o playin with his hair 🧚‍♀️✨. We obviously know he would complain if you stop so make an excuse to get away if your hand feels tired!

“Ibara Saegusa”

👓. I would just like to put out that he would throw a tantrum when you play with his hair and go into a tsundere mood when you stop playing with his hair. Like he would fr have change of personality QUICK when it comes to this and other things related to you.

👓. “I didn't give you permission to touch my hair!!....But since you enjoy it then don't stop.. it's not like I like it or anything!!” he would say such a tsundere toot toot

👓. Private he would be fine but in public he would NEVER allow it in his fricking yeezeys. He don't want people to know he has a soft spot now does he! He will literally chase you and i mean it , like if you start playing with his hair and such then he would be chasing you as if you're a wild animal who scratched him (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

👓. The first time you played with his hair he also went through the stages except it was the five stages of going through his s/o playing with his hair. He would first say he didn't give permission , then would say something like don't mess his hair , then would stay silent , after that complain if you stop playing with it and in the end he would say it's not like i have a soft spot on you or anything. 🙄

“Jun Sazanami”

🌿. Omg you playing with his hair? He's in Cloud 9 already when you touch one part of his hair! (Not clickbait totally true). He's like a cute pet dog except he doesn't have ears or tails like one but you get the point! His mood just suddenly changes when you start playing with his hair lol mood swings brr haha.

🌿. "Oi could you stop I'm trying to concentrate....wait actually nevermind that don't stop.”

🌿. Public or Private it doesn't matter as long as he likes it and there are no toxic fans out in the wild 🧚‍♀️✨. Yeah that's it very short because i have no idea here lol.

🌿. I have a conclusion that when you first started to play with his hair, he literally started blushed so hard that he put Natsume's hair in shame lmao. He would've been like staying silent like a smol puppy as it's owner patted his head in reward. Yeah he liked the way you played his hair 🕺💃

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I'm so sorry for not posting classes got the best of me 😭 I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE FREQUENTLY ON WEEKENDS AND STUFF

[bubbleteaimagines]

PRETENDING TO GIVE THE HAIKYUU BOYS HEAD PRANK

MINORS DNI // 18+

DAICHI SAWAMURA

So, you’re in the club room with Daichi just innocently chatting bc the rest of the team is LATE and Daichi showed up on time like the responsible man he is

So you’re just chilling when all of a sudden, you remember that random TikTok you saw like 5 months ago

Smiling shyly, you walk towards Daichi mid-sentence and just...drop to your knees

DAICHI IS SHOOOOK

Has no idea what you’re doing until you look up at him innocently

Daichi knows that look

Daichi fears that look cause that means he’s about to get his soul sucked out of his body

“Y-Y/N? Here, really? Anyone could walk in—” He stutters, eyes wide

“What do you mean Daichi?” You blink innocently, turning your head, “I’m just picking up a volleyball.”

You pick up the stray ball and Daichi just stands there, shellshocked

“What’d you think I was doing?” you ask, right as the other guys burst in

“I—”

“Daichi, y/n!” Hinata runs up to guys, totally oblivious to his captain’s face, “Guess what?!”

“What’s wrong with him?” Suga wonders as Daichi just stands there, frozen in time

You smirk, “Dunno. Guess he’s just excited to blow off some steam today.”

OIKAWA TOORU

You’re bold bold

You’re in the MIDDLE of the library when you decide to tease him, shimmering underneath the table and between his legs

Oikawa feels something poking at him so he looks down, and almost screeches when he sees your head

“Y/N-Chan! What are you doing? We’re in a library oh god—”

As much as he loves the suck™️ now is not the time, he just so happens to spot some of his teammates and panics

“Calm down Tooru,” you giggle, getting back to his level and sitting down. “I was just hiding from some of your fangirls. They have it out for me, you know?”

At first, Oikawa doesn’t respond and honestly you think you broke him for a second

But then, a sly smile grows on his face and he chuckles

“Well played, my sweet dove,” he smirks, shaking his head, “You had me fooled for a moment, I have to admit. But I’m gonna get you back, you know that right?”

“Dunno what you’re talking about,” you say innocently, but Oikawa is giving you that look™️ which means you’re seriously gonna regret this later

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

So you wanna play a funny prank on your boyfriend

Good luck LMAO

Ushi doesn’t even react when you bend towards his crotch, just watches you like 👁👄👁??

You make a move to give him the eyes™️ the ones that let him know he’s about to get that gluck gluck 3000

But he doesn’t,,, do anything??

He’s completely still and then he has the NERVE to call you out

“Y/N what are you doing?” he says so loudly the whole damn cafeteria stares at you 😩😑

You’re like 😐 “Really Ushi?” and get back up embarrassed as hell

Like cut the cameras, deadass

Now he’s really not getting the gluck and he’s so confused when you’re mad later on LMAOO

SUGAWARA KOUSHI

Suga’s been so stressed from practice he doesn’t even mind when you pull him to the club room, just sighing in relief when you drop to your knees

“Finally,” You feel SO BAD when he starts smiling and grabbing at your hair, “You know just what I need, don’t you sweetheart? You’re so attentive— god I love you.”

You wanna back out so bad cause Suga actually really does need a stress reliever but you power through somehow

“Baby what are you talking about I was just gonna tie your shoes,” You tell him and you feel so bad :(

Suga looks so disappointed you’re actually so mad at yourself

“Oh,” He frowns and steps away, “W-Well thanks...”

“Suga, baby—”

Forget those damn shoes, Suga’s getting that neck right there and then cause there’s no way you’re gonna do him dirty like that

Y’all come back like twenty mins later like “Heyyy~” 👀 and everyone just knows cause Suga is absolutely killing it out there and he’s so positive and motivated

Low key Daichi doesn’t mind him being gone for that long he’s like “THANK GOD THANK YOU Y/N,” and now Suga is back thanks to you :)

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

Poor Tobio is sweating

PLS he’s so stressed

You’re in the middle of the gym and you’re?? In front of his dick??

Kags.exe has left the chat

He’s wide eyed, a stuttering mess and you smirk cause it’s working perfectly

“Something wrong Kageyama?” You ask innocently, knowing he’s putty in your hands

“S-Someone...someone’s gonna walk in— Daichi, Suga, Hinata,” He’s rambling cause he doesn’t know what else to do cause you’re getting closer and closer and closer and —

“Well good then, they’ll see how hard you’re working,” You tell him proudly, scooping up the stray volleyball and handing it to him

“I—”

“You didn’t actually think...?” You trail off, knowing damn well he did. “...Kags?”

Congrats you broke him

Now you’re gonna have to explain to Daichi why Suga’s gonna have to set for the day LMAO

YAMAGUCHI TADASHI

Pls don’t do him like that

He’s absolutely gonna FREAK

Dropping his controller in an instant to stare at you with wide eyes

“Y-Y/N?”

Tsukki’s on the other end yelling at him about dying but Tadashi is literally too shook to even care about losing cause HELLO?

His beautiful partner is crouching between his legs giving him a look™️

“Yes baby?” You blink innocently, tilting your head

“W-We’re gonna do that now? Here? Tsukki, he—”

“I knew it!” Tadashi jumps when you suddenly pull a hair tie from the ground, trying to hold in your laugh. “I left my favorite scrunchie here, thanks for keeping it safe Yams! You’re the best!”

You kiss his cheek and Tadashi is stunned

Not only does he have to process that he’s not getting head, he’s also gonna have to deal with the fact that Tsukki is gonna kill him and now he’s hard

“...Yams?” Awe you feel so bad

Please give him the suck he deserves it after Tsukki comes through the screen to choke him out

[infinitefandomimagines]

Things the hq boys secretly love pt. 1

WARNINGS: language, some suggestive content

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CHARACTERS: Iwaizumi Hajime, Suna Rintarou, Bokuto Koutarou, and Sakusa Kiyoomi

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part 1 , part 2

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

• when you use his body wash, cologne, shampoo, etc. basically anything that makes you smell like him.

• makes him go absolutely feral inside.

• started one day when you ran out of your own body wash and you just used his instead. so when you went to hug him after your shower and he got a giant whiff of his body wash clinging to your figure? oh boy, he was done for.

• "sorry hajime, i forgot to buy more body wash yesterday so i just used yours, i hope that's okay."

• "yeah, it's fine."

• iwaizumi hajime is indeed not fine.

• he's all cool and collected on the outside, but internally he's losing his mind and thinking some not so safe for work thoughts.

• he starts doing things like: buying the larger bottles of his body wash, putting your body wash behind his or on a higher shelf, giving you clothing doused in his cologne, one time he even hid the new bottle you'd just bought for a few days before he "miraculously" found it.

• don't get me wrong, he absolutely loves the way you smell and all of your products, but there's just something about you smelling like him that gives him an odd sense of pride and makes his heart race.

• he never directly tells you he likes when you smell like him, but he'll drop little hints like saying "you smell nice" and "i like the new body wash you're using."

• "haj, this is your body wash?"

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SUNA RINTARO

• when you film and take photos him instead of the other way around.

• he's literally always filming and taking photos of you, even has a whole album that consists purely of content of you. so when you decide to start taking revenge by doing the same, suna's heart soars.

• you even created his own little folder in your phone and he thinks its absolutely adorable.

• but that doesn't mean he isn't a little shit about it

• will 100% pretend to hate and be annoyed by it, but deep down he finds it endearing. not that he'd ever admit that.

• you'll catch him doing something subconsciously or just plain stupid. really anything you deem adorable and want to save and cherish for later.

• you even caught him dancing around while he was cleaning once.

• when he catches you filming he just stops whatever he's doing and his face settles into this deadpan expression. he’s all pouty and you'll let out this little giggle that melts his heart (but he's gotta keep up his "over it" act)

• mf is just like "cut the cameras. deadass."

• if you catch him doing something embarrassing he's not afraid to chase you down and tackle you in retaliation.

• gripes about you deleting it (which you always refuse to do) and then five seconds later will be like "...can you send it to me?"

• he may act all huffy about it in the moment, but he absolutely loves that you cherish these moments with him so much that you want to document them.

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BOKUTO KOUTAROU

• when you crash boys night.

• you try not to do it too often because you respect his free time and his friends. but every now and then you'll come home a little earlier than planned or need to bring bokuto something he left at home.

• every time without fail, bokuto perks up with excitement and invites you to hang with him and The Boys™️ despite your intrusion.

• you've always thought he was just being nice because you're his s/o, but he genuinely wants you there.

• he loves that you make an effort to get to know his friends. it shows him you care about his personal life and those he's closest to. he really does want you to get along with his friends and vice verse

• at first his friends are a little dismissive of you, but they warm up to you pretty fast. they all secretly have a little soft spot for you after seeing how happy you make bokuto, but that doesn't mean you're exempt from teasing.

• kuroo flirts with you every now and then just to push bokuto's buttons.

• all of this also extends to when you invite him out with your friends.

• the fact that you also want him to get to know your friends and be part of that region of your life warms his heart.

• all of your friends love him of course, they think he's adorably hilarious. plus, they see how happy he makes you, so he's got their approval.

• basically what i'm saying is please invite this sweet boy out with you, and don't feel guilty about crashing boys night. he loves that his friends are becoming yours and vice versa.

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SAKUSA KIYOOMI

• when you never fail to ask for consent before touching him (besides the obvious consent you both ask and give before nsfw acts).

• you're very aware of his germaphobia, and ever since you met him you've always been extremely respectful with his boundaries, even after the two of you started dating.

• the first time you asked was when you first met him. "is it okay to give you a hug?" "no."

• he was floored when you didn't even seem offended by his short and cold response. you just gave him a smile and an "okay!" and then moved on. uhh, why are his cheeks suddenly heating up?

• however, once he got more comfortable with you in your relationship, he told you that you didn't have to ask to hold his hand, cuddle, or give him a hug or a kiss. it was a big step for him and it didn't go unnoticed by you.

• but he can't deny that it warms his heart that you still ask.

• sometimes you'll look at him with raised eyebrows and he'll give a little nod of consent. other times you'll just pause your actions and wait, allowing him to make the first contact. but most of the the time you'll just straight up ask him.

• "is this okay?"

• "that's fine love, but you know you don't have to ask every time? you're my s/o after all."

• "yeah, i know."

• this man is putty in your hands

• he'll keep telling you that you don't have to ask anymore (he doesn't want you to feel awkward around him) but you assure him you don't mind and continue to any ways.

• he won't admit it, but he secretly loves that you still do. it shows him you respect his boundaries and care about him enough to put aside your own wants for his comfort.

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A/N: i plan on having several more parts to this hc, and i already have a few other boys planned, so let me know who you want to see next!

[spooki-ghoztzz]

Cut the cameras, deadass. Will with a foreign s/o that may or may not butcher his name sometime. Like she can normally control her accent n shi but sometimes when stressed or nervous or whatever she'll pronounce his name differently and sometimes she'll also imitate his own accent bc she thinks its the funniest shit ever 💜 (can u tell im projecting real hard rn😈⁉️) - will kinnie anon

( hdhkn this is so silly love it- i swear ur like one of my fav anons cuz of requests like this [i don’t pick favorite children,i swear-])

He is so damn confused how you can somehow NOT pronounce his name right- William is a basic name and even if you had an accent this mans is so..let’s just say you hurt his brain-

He wouldn’t really care either,he can understand since to be honest he can’t pronounce a lot of shit without saying it somewhat wrong- (haha,laugh at him he's BRITISH.)

He can tell when you’re stressed cause one,you say his name so wrong- it’s basically a trigger to him and he actually tries to calm you down. (he ain’t that bad okay-)

About you imitating his accent,he’d just glare at you the whole as you say “oi luv,its chewsay ain’t it-” and all that shit. Please he’s on the verge of kicking you in the kneecaps-

You just giggle as he yaps on about how yours is worse than his own accent,then he’d fucking start initiating yours randomly when your around-

It’s like a silly little rivalry thing between you two,it’s all fun in games till you two get better at it.

Also he loves your accent,makes his silly brit brain go wild,heart eyes and shi (he loves you sm- <3)

He loves it when you two are cuddling and you just talk,he wants to hear your voice 24/7. 

Tbh i feel like he can only make fun of your accent,if other people do expect him to be ready to stab them in the throat- (please hold him back cause he’d make sure no one will find the body,,)

[sparklingdusts]

things in pop culture I genuinely haven’t gotten over:

“My favorite thing about this movie is that it feels like a movie”

300 people know.

remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

@CELEBUZZ your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this

@CalvinHarris so i suggest you calm your knickers before them dentures fall out

Omg did you just call me daddy

P.S. I wrote this tweet myself.

PS any hackers saying they have 'nudes'? Psssh you'd love that wouldn't you! Have fun photoshopping cause you got NOTHING.

Actually that’s not the truth, Ellen

I love the word ‘yas’

Big boobs…? Um, chil’, anyway so…

Are you not embarazzed, this is really embarazzing

Cut the cameras. Deadass.

Girl, stfu. You thought you ate that Hahaha

Clap if you ever wanted to kill somebody 👏🏻

Yes I did that. And you would you too for a check. I was an employee, and I was gonna get employee of the month, and that’s on period.

It’s giving… it’s giving Cher.

“Homeboy’s gonna like…get it…”

“This is the year of realizing things”

[nanatsumu]

📞 RENT A BOYFRIEND

04. spotted in the ice cream aisle

“akaashi?”

at the call of his name, you and akaashi both turned your heads toward the direction of where the voice came from and were shocked by the sight of a male with ginger hair.

“hinata?” the boy besides you answers back.

“oh! it really is you!” hinata grins before directing his attention over to you. “you must be y/n right?”

“in the flesh,” you reach out for a handshake, to which hinata complies and you’re surprised by how firm the male’s grip is. “so you’ve heard of me?”

“well sorta...” he sheepishly scratches his nape. “bokuto has actually mentioned you once or twice at our practices.”

“oh! i see then.” your lips formed a thin line.

you already knew that bokuto was friends with atsumu since they were on the same volleyball team, but in the past few years you hadn’t made an effort to reconcile with the blonde. it wasn’t like you hated atsumu or anything, you just felt awkward talking to him after all these years and you didn’t know how you would be able to face him.

“so hinata right?” you mask the discontent on your face with a small smile, not wanting the ginger to think that he was the cause of it. “bokuto doesn’t talk much about his team to me, but i heard there was someone on the team who recently came back from brazil?”

“yup! that was me!” he replied enthusiastically. “i went there immediately after i graduated high school so that i could train in beach volleyball.”

“wouldn’t that make it harder for you though?” you ask. “i mean, i’m not a volleyball player or anything! but it seems like the transition from indoor to beach volleyball and then back to indoor seems hard.”

“that’s what i thought at first, but it really wasn’t too bad! if anything, it was pretty easy to get back into my groove.”

“and if you love volleyball as much as this guy, anything is possible.” akaashi joked, causing the three of you to start chuckling.

“i wish i could stay as passionate about one thing like you are hinata,” you sigh. “i switched from being a human physiology major over to an english major, and i also minored in art history.”

“but are you happy where you are now though?” he asks which startles you for a moment.

you look at akaashi who looks back at you with an adorning smile on his face.

“yeah,” you say absentmindedly. “i am happy where i am now.”

“are you two dating?” he asks which catches you and akaashi off guard. “oh sorry! that’s probably a rude question to ask.”

“oh no it’s fine!” you think for a moment before opening your mouth to give hinata an answer. “we’re just... really good friends, right akaashi?”

“yeah... friends.��� he smiles, only this time it’s halfhearted but you miss this change in his demeanor because you’re busy continuing the conversation with your newfound friend.

“anyways it was really nice meeting you y/n!” hinata grabs one of the water bottles in the fridge before heading over to the register to pay. “nice seeing you too akaashi!”

“bye hinata!” you wave goodbye as you watch him exit the convenience store, akaashi doing the same as well.

“so...” you look back in your cart and your eyes wander to the tub of ice cream you picked out of the freezer earlier. “should we get a new tub?”

“unless you want melted ice cream then i don’t see why not.” akaashi chuckles.

while you’re occupied with your task, akaashi thinks back to your comment from earlier. you guys have known each other for a while now and it was inevitable that akaashi would gain some feelings for you. it was a game of push and pull, and it felt like the more that he pulled you in, the more you’d push him away. he wasn’t sure how much longer he could go on being ‘just friends’ but at the same time, could he be anymore greedy and ask you for more than what you two had now?

“keiji? hellooo? ‘kei!” you kept waving your hand in his face before he finally snapped back to reality.

“oh sorry, what were you saying?”

“i was asking whether you wanted mint chocolate chip or green tea.” you held the two flavors in each of your hands, mimicking a balance scale.

“green tea for sure,” he grabs the green tea container from your hand and puts it into the cart. “mint chocolate chip is just glorified toothpaste.”

“how dare you keiji!” you gasp dramatically. “we accept all ice cream flavors in this household.”

he rolls his eyes, feigning annoyance. “and don’t get me started on cotton candy ice cream.”

“keiji you are despicable, how are we even friends.” you click your tongue and shake your head in disappointment

“i guess opposites attract right?”

“ooo you must really like me huh, keiji?” you tease, poking his side, but instead of teasing you back like he usually does, he leans in closer and says something that makes your heart do a flip.

“who knows? maybe i do.”

༄ directory

༄ next: cut the cameras... deadass.

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sound familiar? 🤔

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