#this post was inspired by a convo I had with tierney/kbsd a couple weeks ago so credits to her

[ww2yaoi]

headcanons about webgott when they've got a cold because everyone is apparently sick right now

joe: complains so much... makes web wait on him hand and foot because it's the only time he can justify it to himself, but if anyone else is around he claims he's fine and taking care of himself and web just gives him the most displeased, knowing look. his voice gets so incredibly nasal when he's stuffed up and he leaves his snotty kleenexes everywhere. subsists on matzo ball soup because his mom used to make it for him when he wasn't feeling well as a kid. he makes web get it from the deli which web complains about but ultimately does because he gets a thrill out of joe being blatantly reliant on him for once. joe probably still smokes when he's sick and web tells him not to because it's going to make his throat more sore, but joe doesn't give a fuck. he wants to still have sex as well but web rebuffs him because he doesn't want his germs (joe: c'mon, not even a blowie? I won't even breathe on you...) web ends up getting sick no matter what because joe cannot keep his hands to himself

web: oh god you know that mouth is hanging open even more often than usual when web's sinuses are clogged... he sleeps like the fucking dead when he's sick and joe has to confirm to himself that web is still breathing in the middle of the night. snores so loud... joe complains about taking care of web but still does it because that boy is a giver. he runs hot baths for him and massages vaporub into his chest (anything to get his hands on it) but he refuses to cook and just chucks a can of campbell's chicken noodle at web's head because he has to go to work. web still tries to read and write while he's sick but always just ends up passing out in bed or on the couch with papers strewn around him and a book open on his chest. his nose gets super red from blowing it constantly and joe calls him rudolph. he looks a hot mess because he can't groom himself like he usually does but honestly... joe is into it. web is sad and clingy and although joe pretends to be annoyed by it he likes that too <3