#this post is about gay sex
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when she gets wet from eating you out
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Boys
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date idea: you fuck me with your strap while i blabber about the capitalist society we're in. 💝
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"gross, not for me :/" -> "gross !! I want more ;3" pipeline
thank you trans women.
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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#transformers#mtmte#rodimus#drift#ratchet#I could tag this as dratchrod to troll but in the end thats not my beliefs. Good luck#Something worse& more stupid going on probably it's kind of none of my business#Dratchet. And the other one#<-Some qualifying statements: I'm not a dratchet guy I don't gaf sorry. I'm not a dratchrod truther but this post IS about gay sex
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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I love the idea of being corrupted. Like yes just turn me into a fuck bunny, corrupt my brain so that all I can think about is when you’re gonna fuck me next. Make me wet and needy for you all the time. My fuckhole just constantly aching for the next time you breed me.
#this post is about queer sex#ftm ns/fw#ftm mlm#ftm sub#attention wh0r3#ftm nsft#trans nsft#ftm bottom#ftm t4t#i’m so needy#trans mlm#ftm gay#ftm breeding#corruption kink#breeding k1nk#mind corruption#submisive and breedable
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
#my little pony#mlp g3#wish-I-may#wish-I-might#ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec#normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year!#I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner#in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true#I'm a very loving and loyal person!#I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners#unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol#I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk!#hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen#or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :)#tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol#happy valentine's day!! 💕
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do I eat or do I jerk off
#ed blogs dni#this aint about yall#Gay#mlm nsft#ftm nsft#this post is about gay sex#actually mentally ill#ftm sub
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the thing about bg3 being so massively popular is that 1. on a personal level that's fun, because games i like doing well is cool to see :) 2. by law of numbers, i KNOW there's a lot of gamer bros out there trying out the hot new tactics rpg, who are now getting blasted from every direction by all of their male companions propositioning them. which is something that can be so beautiful to imagine. if you're me.
#i KNOWWW they helped out their broski gale and he took 'em straight to the weave and went for the kiss#i KNOW they got neutral approval from astarion and he had the 'and i'm talking about SEX. to be clear' convo with them#and i've definitely seen a couple reddit posts asking why wyll is suddenly dancing with their character like NEWS FLASH BUDDY!#if you in faerun YOU! ARE! GAY!#bg3
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ace attorney and narumitsu trending is a sign of christ's second coming. 2025 is the year of the yaoi and we will soon be saved
#ace attorney#narumitsu#what if i just started posting like an evangelical on the street#but it was only about gay sex
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me: you have to be up for work in less than six hours go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed gO TO B—
my brain:
#vegaspete#kpts memes#it’s fine it’s fine i’m fine#vegas theerapanyakul choking on his own blood living in my mind rent free#something something that one text post that’s like “sorry about the blood in my mouth i wish it was yours#we’re past rent free at this point i may as well just sign over the lease#anyways anyways anyways anyways anyways hahahahahahahahah#kpts: gay sex made them worse#kinnporsche the series#been thinking about vegas for 5 whole minutes…… 42 dead 369 injured#(i am a liar it has been more than five minutes that’s just my tag for him)#also lmao new vegaspete tag just dropped#sometimes the most toxic relationship you could ever possibly fathom is something that can be sooooo personal
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And even still, the canon always manages to be gayer than the fanon
#I’m not even talking about a specific instance here#this is basically all of them all the time#this post is inspired by a series of posts on my dash all in a row of the gayest moments in all my ships’ canons#emotionally cathartic moments between rivals will always be gayer than gay sex#skk#sskk#bungo gay dogs#mha bkdk#bkdk#satosugu#jjk#itafushi#suegiku#soukouku#shin soukoku
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star trek fans specifically are crazy for that. you say "im not really comfortable watching tos because of the way captain kirk interacts with women" and 900000 people come crawling oit of the woodwork to say UM ACTUALLY kirk is a GENTLEMAN FEMINIST who is ALWAYS NICE and VERY BISEXUAL! and the only people who think he acts like that are the DUMB PIG CHAUVINIST MEN who think kirk is LIKE THEM! okay im actually referring to how he constantly grabs at women esp when they're unhappy and physically restrains them. or the weird sexually charged comments he makes. or his persistent assumption of all women as available and simple things to be acquired or controlled. and sometimes they lobby back with the "well Its Made In The Sixties so of course its Dated but its still PROGRESSIVE!" okay well its so dated that im not comfortable. i cant just say to myself "oh well it was another time" and immediately become blind to whats happening before my eyes.
#same with the ppl who watch profit and lace and then walk away and the only comment is “WOW free and simple sex reassignment surgery!”#like i refuse to watch p&l bc i know it'll just be transmisogyny from cold open til credits but like why is it that ive only seen like#maybe three people watch the episode and then comment on it being transmisogynistic. usually in passing. people do NOT want to think abt#this stuff . and like i get it i dont really enjoy it either but like. you are the star trek analyzer you spent 5 hours yesterday posting#about the gay sex symbolism of alien rituals so maybe take some time to analyze the actual text of the show
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I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?
#i totally understand if that ship isn't for you but this whole movie was one big metaphor for gay sex I didn't think they would go that far#i thought it was gonna be like a buddy cop movie but they went straight to the point#except that nothing was straight about the point they were trying to make#especially that honda odyssey scene every time i watch it it gets better#and y'all trying to look me in eyes and tell me that this shit wasn't queer#i mean there aren't a lot of people like this but there are a few i saw and I don't understand what they're talking about#lol i hope the tags work cuz yesterday i tried to post and my posts weren't visible in the tag idk why#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadwolf#wade wilson#logan howlett#Deadpool#wolverine#btw I'm not gay too I'm straight but i know exactly what i saw I'm not stupid
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