#this one's for the priestfuckers

[mendely]

Vatican Miku... priest Miku...

[tremendousdelusioncreator]

(Amazon) hiring and looking for staff for these shifts:

Morning: 6:30 AM - 2:30 PM 👍 Afternoon: 2:30 PM - 10:30 PM 👍 Night: 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM 👍

Positions are Monday to Friday. Good Salary…. Thfc ✅ Here are all details. ↪️ If you are interested…….Click here

[shadowysaladperson]

(Amazon) hiring and looking for staff for these shifts:

Morning: 6:30 AM - 2:30 PM 👍 Afternoon: 2:30 PM - 10:30 PM 👍 Night: 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM 👍

Positions are Monday to Friday. Good Salary…. Thfc ✅ Here are all details. ↪️ If you are interested…….Click here

[famousthingrunaway]

(Amazon) hiring and looking for staff for these shifts:

Morning: 6:30 AM - 2:30 PM 👍 Afternoon: 2:30 PM - 10:30 PM 👍 Night: 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM 👍

Positions are Monday to Friday. Good Salary…. Thfc ✅ Here are all details. ↪️ If you are interested…….Click here

[fitnesssworld]

Start working for Pepsi! Get your job now.

>>> To Get Pepsi Job! Please Click Here <<<

[taylor-titmouse]

Priests and/or nuns

2/10

priests and nuns do absolutely Nothing for me. i didn't grow up with any sort of religion other than the consumerist versions of christian holidays and have gone to one (1) religious event in my life (the christening of my godfather's son, an event i do not remember whatsoever because i was 7)

so i have no attraction to men and women of the cloth, no desire to see them ruined, no religious trauma to unpack, and i actively dislike demon summoning porn because it's the most overdone thing on planet earth, and guess what 70% of priest porn is

[chesthighwater]

wait my dash is suddenly supremely fucked up for NO REASON 😭

[berlinnelity]

is he manipulating her? for the most part, yeah, he is. does he also think she's the most beautiful woman he has ever seen? also yeah. i love these two

[stigmataslut]

yes it is.

[scare-ard--sleigh]

fave thing recently is having a priest call my character 'my child' or something when they meet and them snapping at him not to do that :' ) really cathartic :' )

[gu6chan]

i know i posted this literally last night but i want anyone seeing this post to know he hasn't left my mind for a second since i sent this

the brief mention that 1.3 leonard could still be feeling some deep lingering grief over his brothers' deaths still never fails to fascinate me tbh like, does he think of the standards he must have lost since their passing and feel guilt? or does he see them in every child he abuses??? does he keep his grief to himself or does he find it a useful anecdote to what must be a countless number of families dealing with loss??? does the green dragon know? does he confide in it????? since leonard seems to be aware of what arioch lost to the union, just how aware is/was she in what HE lost???????? did they have a role in each other's loss? is THAT where their beef came from??????? im going to merge into a wall

[t00thpasteface]

@depressedpossum pardonnez-moi s'il vous plait for making this its own post but that other post was getting too long AND i didn't want this reply to just get lost in the noise—

i do think it's REALLY funny how hawkeye's oddly ethical about being a slut, all things considered… iirc he has a rule that he won't hook up with married women. more important than it being nice, it's interesting for the character in a way that serves his hippocratic oath... and just as important is the fact that it's really funny. provided the woman is unmarried, she's free to kick him while wearing high heels, because yeah, he's still kind of a sex pest and he likes mean women who think he's an annoying little curiosity.

as a general rule i value The Bit very highly, and i think it's extra funny in the case of hawkahy, because there's only one bigger, brighter-flashing DO NOT TOUCH sign than a wedding ring, and that's the chaplain's collar. it's hilarious to think about hawkeye saying "no, it's WRONG to sleep with a married woman!" and then turning around and going "hm. i bet i can get this catholic priest to break his vow of celibacy for me" and then succeeding.

i also think it would be really funny if trapper, who is basically spiders georg for extramarital affairs, drew the morality line at priestfucking. i can see trapper and hawkeye getting into a heated argument over which one is more ethical...

[yohankang]

one thing about me is that i’m a lesbian but also a priestfucker

[heckypants]

I discovered a tiktok bot thing that posts these "job ads" but they're...stealing the tags of other posts???

like this is clearly from that one drawing of catholic priest miku. this job is not for priestfuckers

[okadaizoirl]

me after putting what i did in priestfucker alex's post: i'm gonna lose a follower

AND THEN I GAINED ONE??????

[oxiosa]

Omg it’s been a long day and I come home to this !!!!! CAJU!! I’ll try to be coherent but I cant make promises!!!!!!!!!!

I’m actually smiling like a dork TINCHITO LOOKS SO BADASS MY BABY ILY. No wonder no one wants to mess with him, that boy looks like TROUBLE. And then there’s Lulu, who looks super cute as usual, just a little eccentric with his ~mysterious~ pelt but WAIT *does a double take on luci’s eyes* CAT EYES? Love the little detail so much

Tincho and Lu very homoerotically sharing a table and tangled in each other: it’s not gay if we’re not kissing, totally inconspicuous

Today is @oxiosa’s birthday, so I humbly offer these sketches of her super cool monsterfucker hunter AU.

I love your fics and your AUs and discussing headcanons with you here, thank you for all the amazing work you’ve done all these years ♥️ I hope you’re having a lovely birthday