#this man got fucked upppp!!

[shadowed-yet-vibrant]

No more attractive, young, bright-eyed Odysseus. He's aged by two decades. He's got scars. He's been starved through most of his journey, and no amount of food and rest on Calypso's isle undoes that physical trauma. He's haggard and fully transformed by the end of Wisdom - physically and spirtually no longer the man he was 20 years ago.

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

I was ready to have a chill halloween night and ended up getting driven home half conscious talking about vertically growing fingernails

[gltzpzy]

me whenever i look at his tattoos 😵‍💫😵😵‍💫😵

[phonypizza]

I’m always down for a creation turning against its creator story

oh if only fake knew. funny enough, carmine (ostensibly created fake) was on... you could call it a 'tower-induced semi-permanent-manic-high'! he's, uh, mellowed out somewhat.

so it would be really funny if he got ripped up by a beast he accidentally made while sleep-deprived at 4 am after 6 consecutive days of staying awake

[state-of-franklin]

Hey hello everybody we missed something from Dad beat Dad

After he says “wretch” his ears and hair get fluffier/more frazzled

His coat becomes longer and more cut up

Dude his body behavior got me fucked UPPPP this man is RUINED by his deal and cannot cope

[achenetype]

loser! luke who sees aphrodite!reader with tons of gifts and letters from admirers and gets a bit insecure about his crush on her but all reader really wants is for him to man up and tell her his feelings 🥹🥹🥹

loser!luke nation rise UPPPP. pathetic men are the best

pairing: luke castellan x aphrodite!reader

content: some suggestive themes, luke being so whipped for reader it hurts, daughter of aphrodite reader, mutual pining, first kiss (let's go luke you finally did it!)

listening to: right here by chase atlantic

you knew he liked you. he wasn't exactly subtle about it, but then again, no one was subtle to you. you were aphrodite's daughter. the goddess of love had blessed you with, among other things, the ability to sense feelings from a mile away. and luke's feelings were strong.

they changed depending on the day. every now and then, talking to him, you'd catch a tiny flicker of love from him. when you'd helped him look over strategy for capture the flag, his emotions rung out companionship, shot through with striations of the kind of love you have for a comrade in battle. mutual respect, and care. so much care.

now, when you're sitting shirtless next to him in the apollo cabin, squeezing his hand as one of the medics stitches up a wound on your arm, his feelings are dark. they're murky, as if clouded by something else. his eyes flick up to yours as you suck in a breath through your teeth, but they don't stay there for long; his gaze falls over your body; your chest, your stomach. the band of skin between your bra and your waistband.

you realize, a little slowly, that what he was feeling was lust.

so yes, you knew luke liked you, as much as any other guy did at least.

other guys at camp would give you gifts, ask you on dates. sometimes, they would write you letters, pages of messy, cramped demigod handwriting about how much they loved you. how they would do anything for you, how they could see themselves kissing you or fucking you or starting a family with you.

luke wasn't like that. he was your friend before he was anything else, and he didn't posture for your attention or try to impress you.

plus, you actually liked luke back.

he squeezes your hand again. "hey," he says, leaning over to look at your injured arm. "it's not too bad. only a few more stitches left."

you nod, biting your lip. luke's thumb rubs tiny circles over your knuckles, little concentric things that ground you to the world.

you wish, not for the first time, that he would lean in and kiss you. at least brush his lips against your hand, the way you can feel that he wants to.

you wish he would do a lot of things.

when the two of you are walking back to your cabin (because luke insists on being a gentleman, and you aren't going to refuse him when he smiles at you) he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a crumpled envelope.

"i was going to give this to you when we won capture the flag," he says, "but you...you got hurt, and i figured it might have been a bad time."

his eyes search your face as he holds out the letter. it's addressed in curving, fluid script to you, and as you open it luke's emotions flicker with uncertainty, with fear.

[Y/N], I think I'm in love with you.

oh. oh.

You're one of the only people who I can really be myself around. I could explain every reason why I love you, but that would take a lot more paper, and I already think this letter is going to be embarrassingly long. I've thought about you-

this sentence is scribbled out, but you can make out the faint outlines of the words even though you probably never give me a second thought imprinted into the paper. you look up at luke, who flushes a soft red.

You make me feel real. You're like a planet, and I'm just a moon orbiting you. Every time I see you, I feel like I can do anything in the world. I want to treat you right, better than anyone else ever could.

"luke," you say.

he looks up, and you swear his eyes are shiny with tears. "c'mere," you murmur, and pull him into a hug. "gods, you took long enough to tell me."

his arms wrap around you slowly, as if he's expecting you to be ripped away from him. when you pull back, one hand draped over his shoulder, he cups your face in his hands and thumbs over your cheek.

"can i kiss you?" he whispers.

I love you, and you are everything. You're the whole world. I would be honored to have you. — Luke.

"yes," you say back.

his lips meet yours, and you feel luke bloom with reddish-purple love. he kisses you like he's waited an eternity to do it, hungry, sloppy.

"i love you too," you murmur, and he laughs against your lips before kissing you again.

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Kinda fucked up that choppers devil fruit made him kinda human in his base form but didnt give him opposable thumbs in it. He gotta turn into a big meaty man to use them.

He got those litl’ hooves on him and he dont even walk with them. He walks with his leg feets. Why not give him hands…. How is he supposed to palpate for a vein when he cant even feel em through his hooves… this is so fucked upppp

Ill get off my soap box now

[diorsluv]

feather , part 4

“ when it’s on a platter for you ”

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username27 OH MY GODDDDD I THINK I’M IN LOVE

mackie.samo where’s my photo creds.

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jamie.drysdale is that the necklace i got you for your birthday?

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→ trevorzegras aka the necklace I SUGGESTED

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username13 good genes run in the goddamn family

username5 I JUST WANT ONE CHANCE. JUST. ONE. CHANCE.

lhughes_06 woah

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username88 the umich replies are always so weird 😭😭

colecaufield lil drizz is growing upppp

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adamfantilli THOSE ARE THE RINGS I GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR

→ yourusername THEY ARE ☺️☺️

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yourusername mackie stole me from my quality hughes time and dragged me to quality samoskevich time

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lhughes_06 petition to bring her back to where she belongs (WITH US)

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→ _quinnhughes BRING HER BACK.

→ yourusername thought u hated me quinny

→ _quinnhughes i’d rather have you here than with……….... THEM. 😒

→ mackie.samo i’d say she likes it better being here with us 😤

→ msamoskevich yeah, WE didn’t post bad pictures of her on our public instas

→ maddysamo and we didn’t almost drown her in a lake either

→ jackhughes this means war. mackie.samo maddysamo msamoskevich

→ yourusername wait WHAT

username91 oh god

username7 HUGHES VS SAMOS PLACE YOUR BETS HERE

username10 personally i think the hughes bros are gonna win

username64 she’s always had a soft spot for mackie so i think samos might win ngl

luca.fantilli LIL DRIZZLE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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adamfantilli CAN I BE THE REFEREE

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trevorzegras what the hell is happening

→ jamie.drysdale luke and mack are fighting over my sister

→ yourusername THAT’S NOT WHAT’S GOING ON jamie.drysdale

→ trevorzegras LIL DRIZZY DID YOU JUST PIT TWO FAMILIES AGAINST EACH OTHER

→ yourusername i’ve officially given up

username57 THE WAR HAS COME

maddysamo

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maddysamo us on summer vacation in 2022 because SHE LOVES US MORE

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yourusername oh my goddd LAST SUMMER WAS SO FUN i wish i could go back 😕😕

_quinnhughes oh please this is weak compared to ours

jackhughes c’mon you can do better than that

msamoskevich i’ve never seen her so happy 😊

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jackhughes spring break in korea 2021 when she BEGGED us to let her come with

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yourusername UM HELLO??? you guys are digging in the ARCHIVES for these photos 😦

yourusername and also i didn’t beg you, it was actually the other way around……….. don’t spread rumors rowdy 🙄🙄

mackie.samo when the fuck did you go to korea????

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maddysamo oh so YOU haven’t been on a recent vacation with her like we have, i see i see

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mackie.samo since jack wanted to be all nostalgic, here’s a couple photos from 2020 🙄

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jackhughes were subways even open in 2020??

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yourusername I FORGOT ABOUT THESE PICS WHAT THE HELLLLL

lhughes_06 doesn’t matter bc she was at our house almost every day when covid hit

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lhughes_06 more korea pics bc lil drizzy was lookin dripped out

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markestapa bro does NOT sound like he cares about the ongoing war

yourusername luke sweetie..

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mackie.samo stop taking pics from the same vacation you’re looking DESPERATE 🥱🥱

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yourusername STOP ITTTT I LOVE U

_quinnhughes when did it turn into them flirting

jackhughes i hear a certain someone getting jealous

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msamoskevich I TOOK THOSE PHOTOS (creds: me 2023)

mackie.samo barely heard a PEEP from moosey poo

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msamoskevich WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE

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mackie.samo last post, her when we took her out for her birthday last year AND HER WHOLE OUTFIT WAS CLOTHES I BOUGHT HER

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_quinnhughes WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR BIRTHDAYS AT THE LAKE HOUSE??

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next chapter notes ) THIS WAS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING FUN TO MAKE AND THE FEUD WAS SO CUTE not giving an actual winner tho so u guys can decide 😈 this is also like the longest one i’ve ever done (obviously) AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH but i think i’m gonna stick to two-ish posts per chapter…….

[hymnoeides]

almost got into a fistfight online today because people were ragging on odysseus and saying he was a hypocrite for being upset that eury killed helios�� cattle when he killed the cyclops’ sheep. HE DIDNT KNOW!!!!!! HE THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST RANDOM SHEEP!!!!!!! EURY KNEW THE CATTLE WERE THE FUCKING SUN GOD’S CATTLE!!!!!!!! Ok im calm again. i’m just a passionate ody lover and bark when people are mean. like dude thats the king of ithaca. 💢💢💢

STAAANDDD UPPPP ANON!!!!🗣️🗣️ SPEAK UR TRUTHS. Sure there are facepalm worthy moments all throughout, but it’s all very much human of them in the end imo.

Especially so in the original Odyssey (which I know it’s different from Epic canon, but I want to yap now that we’re here sorry) Odysseus and Polyphemus’ scene is known by many as a prime example of the violation of xenia not from Odysseus, but Polyphemus. Odysseus and his crew, sure, went into the Cyclops’ home to kill and take some sheep, but they were actually aware that it was someone’s abode. When you show up to someone’s house as a guest, you’re expected to be fed. Maybe they were a bit impatient with taking the sheep? Well they were a hungry bunch🤷 Not to mention the wine Odysseus had and offered Polyphemus? If I recall correctly rn, it was in fact all intentional as a trade. Odysseus and the group willingly stayed in Polyphemus’ cave for him to come back to do the trade instead of just running off with the sheep. They didn’t know Polyphemus was a monster that had no regards for the laws and the doom that would follow.

Even in Epic, Odysseus tried to reconciled what they’ve done with the gift of wine. Polyphemus chose not to take it properly as an exchange and even mocked them with the ‘you’ll be the last to die’. If you really wanted to choose something to fault Odysseus with there, his hubris is right there!!!! Just a man at the end of the day, what can I say. This concept of violating xenia very much comes back with the suitors, their treatment of beggar Odysseus especially, but I’ll spare you the geeking out. Adding on, ik the concept of time is vague in Epic and it definitely was a lot shorter judging Mutiny, but in the og, the crew were literally stranded on the island for a month iirc. They were constantly starving. Hunger can be a strong motivator. I also wouldn’t be surprised if the crew were also lowkey so low on hopes they would ever get home that it was very easy for them to break, but I digress ajsjakaja

[kissitbttr]

omg story time ?? if you’re comfortable 😭😭

LMAOOO YALL ARE SO NOSY I SWEAAAR BSJSJSJSJHS BUT I LOVE UUU GUYS

it’s a bit messaaayy tbh lol BUCKLE UPPPP

so because of my one year job contract is ending soon, people at work thought it’d be best if we celebrate my resignation a week before. i thought it’d be a nice sit down dinner or something but SHOCKERRRRR they wanted to get DRUNK💔💔💔

i said yes anyway since i had no position to say no and they didn’t allow me to decline (talk about consent🙄) but i was kind of excited for it too because we rarely go out together in full team, everyone was sooo in about their work (not me HAHAHA) not to say i’m a lazy ass OKAY?! I WORK MY ASS OFF TOO BECAUSE OTHERWISE WHO ELSE WOULD BE PAYING THE RENT

then off we go on a saturday, we met up at the place, ordered a few then an hour later guess who walked in??

MY BOSS. MY FUCKING HIGHERUPDNJDJDJHS AND I KID U NOT I WAS SHOCKED

because I thought it was a coincidence right then my friend told me that this WHOLE thing was HIS idea!! MY boss idea?!! *cue the beyonce meme at the basketball game* i was like HUH?! THE FUCK

“yeah he planned it, he didn’t want you to know because he knows it’d be awkward since u guys never talk that much” damn right it WAS!! because the second he walked in, he smiled and said hi to everyone, did that corporate polite wave thingy and gave me props for my achievement during my time, and sat next to ME

my pussy was drenched at that point because this man walked into a bar with a clean suit and shit, slicked back hair and YALLLL he smelt so good i felt like i was in paradise😭😭

few hours in, we all sort of just melted right into it…. no longer awkward, we talked a bit, had a few g&t and this man said ‘i ordered three bottles, i didnt know which on you like so i ordered three’ ANNA OUP�� yall know how expensive liquor is rigjt??? RIGHT???

that moment, my friends were kind of long gone. they went to the dance floor when i just sat there on the couch and chilled a bit with HIM. NEXT. TO. ME

“you don’t dance?” he asked,

“nope” i told him that and just smiled. and when im nervous i get FIDGETY. i play with my fucking fingers yall and he noticed that and pointed that then say

“that’s adorable” yo this man should be grateful that im way past my ovulation cycle otherwise i’d jump him right then and there,

then it hits around one, i was a bit tipsy not because i drank too much but its because i haven’t drank in MONTHS. so pass me two cocktails and im dizzy,

he offered a ride home but i told him no thats okay bc im not going home anyway, the gates would’ve been close at tgat time lol and he was like ‘okay where are u staying then?’ and i said ‘idk yet, i’ll figure it out’

and he deadass looked at me like🤨 and said ‘stay at mine’

YALLLLLLLL i told him no because I don’t wanna be a bother, twice for that because he kept asking

imm a skip right to his place DJDNDJDNSJ. so yeah we got into talking at his living room, shared a few things and he invited me to his bedroom to ‘chill’ and i said… ‘yeaaaah’ and we fucked LMAO

he’s so fine too and appearance wise? definitely my type. he has bits of tattoos and he’s chinese

[redacted-vibes]

Guys who do you think calls Vincent "Vinny" just for funsies?

And what is his reaction 🤔

(i think everyone in solaire clan has done it. Mostly to tease him. Everyone has to fuck with Vincent once in a while its like a right of passage. I dont think William would/has ever, and especially not now ahdkakbdk.)

(i think Ash has, because he's buddies with everyone he meets. Milo did it by accident, it was a slip of the tongue because he's used to the name Vinny (👀,,, maybe coz he has a cousin called,, IM JK) Darlin has called him Vinny to mess with him too.)

On a somewhat related note:

With the name Vincent, i picture a tall elegant guy.

"Vincent the vampire" just makes me laugh because it sounds like a kid came up with that idea. Its like Vincent (the character) was destined to become a vampire from his name alone. (im literally picturing Kid Vampire from Mama joe 💀)

But then i remember Vincents ACTUAL character and his personality and shiii and remember he was a regular 20-something dude in college before he was turned. Just sorta strange how he went from overly flirty vampire so a regular dude yknow. Regular dude thats highly devoted to his SO. Its a cute character arc. I like him 😊

Im just seriously disappointed in Erik for not ONCE calling him Vinny, coz omggg that would crack me upppp. Like cmon man we got Davey, we got Mile-Low, we even got Sammy im pretty sure! Like Plzzz i need to know Vincent's canonical reaction to being called Vinny!

Who knows maybe his hidden italian mafia side creeps out and all of a suddenly hes talkin like a wiseguy, whaddayaknow?

[porkcutletbowl44]

Bestie, I am a Simon girl till death but this book of yours? I’m fangirling over Keegan so bad. Like I fucking need this man, and the slow burn? Is so deliciously painful.

Why is my man rubbing on in the bathroom while I’m over here ready to serve him? Ready to get on my knees and be a good girl for him?

He even gave me an exhibition kink because I want this man to fucking take me to pound town in the kitchen aisle while Simon watches us.

* what my thoughts diverted to when I pictured him leaning against his he tile of his shower*

so what if he didn’t knock? So what if he did not announce to you that he was coming? He didn’t care, he hears the whippers from the entrance, you are hurt ,you are crying that’s all he thinks when he barges in.

Yeah you are crying, Keegan feels so god that tears are rolling down your cheeks because you are seeing stars.

You’re whimpering yes, every time he slides back in it takes your breath away, you are so sensitive after the two orgasms he took out from you, that it’s all too much… in a good way.

Simon seen your eyes roll back to your head the second Keegan intensifies his trusts . Simon soul leaving his body when he hears Keegan “ That’s a good girl, so so good for me… whose good girl are you mama?”

“Yours, I am yours Keegan all yours” you cry and Simon knows that pitch in your tone… you are close, so close.

Aaaaaand, thanks to you I’m here adding another kink to my list, of things that haven’t happened but you write your story so good that I so want that to happen ( I read this like I am the protagonist, like I was just married to Si and know I’m all unsure about this thing with keeg, but I’m horny for him… decisions, decisions.)

Thanks again for delivering such a treat, I am on my knees for you to baby🩷🫶🏻

Oh God, whew, it's hot in here 🥵

No cause Keegan would SO brag about it to him,

"you wish this was you, huh?" AHAHAHHSHSHHSHABA

Keegan is one cocky mf and would FULLY enjoy taunting Simon, he'd eat that shit UPPPP.

Simon on the other hand might realize he's got a great view of mama, all the faces and sounds in spectator mode? It's (almost) better than the real deal, seeing how pretty and perfect reader is 🫣🫣🫣

Ofc he'd turn it into a competition, cause Simon has known reader longer and knows allllll the good spots

Wow I need to change my pants holy— *(s)creaming*

This low-key makes me want to write a spin off

But THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT LOVELY 🫶🏻🫶🏻💜💜

[cearthduo]

cTubbo is a better man than me because if Tommyinnit told me that he never even wanted me to be president after I bent my back for him AND THEN he went and fucked shit up again after I explicitly told him I'd figure out a plan to get his fuckass discs back WITHOUT putting our country and all the lives in it in jeopardy THEN THEN on top of that he pulls up besties with the mf who murdered me?? and then this green bitch pull up and tells me he blew up the community house?? AND this big eyed busted up hairline on his mid head mf hits me with "the discs matter more than u btw" IM FUCKING HIM UPPPP. Tommy would've got boxed on the spottt. Hair ripped out, jaw busted, blood in that dirty ass community water, last life eradicated. Fuck a doomsday 😭 Fuck a "nvm i'm on ur side again" Fuck all that.

Tubbo deserved like 15 olympic gold medals just for putting up with Tommy because wheww

[justafriend-ql]

times never let me go said: happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈 (part 3)

final installment by popular request 3 people and my will to procrastinate (see part 1 and part 2)

narrow hallways - our community's biggest and most underappreciated ally

2. nuengdiao ordering palm to be his friend right after insulting him this is the bitchy emo twink representation we deserve

3. palm's brain fully shutting down when nueng brings his fingers to his neck

4. (watching your father cut a man's finger off in your living room) yes, the horrors are indescribable, but you've got to serve

5. have you ever been cockblocked by a roti sai mai seller

6. the scene going a full 10 shades darker when nueng agrees to dance with ben we have entered the twilight zone

7. nueng looking palm up and down not once, not twice, but three times

8. photos taken seconds before disaster

9. nueng vowing to strike fear into the hearts of homophobes everywhere

10. mam's gaydar going off like crazy

11. alexa play 'you're sexy, i'm sexy' by eric nam

12. friendly reminder that at this point palm has seen nueng have several emotional breakdowns, willingly poison himself with alcohol, throw up off the side of a boat, and call palm his running dog like palm get upppp

13. you heard it here first folks #bebravebeyou

14. mam asking about how palm feels and him admitting that it felt good to kiss nueng I LOVE THIS SONG

15. thank you for your service pond

16. the face ben pulls when chopper says he's never been ben's type (he will ask chopper out in approx. 2 minutes)

17. mam accepting nueng as her son-in-law 🥺

18. "you can do it as much as you want" sir this is a public retail store have some decorum

19. palm's face when nueng takes off his shirt so he can join him in the tub LMAO in the midst of his grief there was suddenly powerful lust

20. spiderman pointing meme (gay cousin edition)

21. stream 'smile please' by the cast of my school president for clear skin

22. get fucking wrecked ben men aren't shit

23. kiss. his. little. cheekie!!

24. you are so stupid we are about to fuck in my office

25. who's going to tell him

26. chopper: "i think nueng will need a lot of energy for palm" ben's reaction to that information:

27. people died

28. historians will say they were very good friends

29. established gays coaching the baby gay <3

30. "you are two men dating each other. that's already hard enough. your love is impossible in this lifetime. you always have to hide your relationship. it's impossible for you to get married and start a family. you need to be reborn. things may be better at that time." and in palm and nueng's present lifetime it's the same DO YOU HEAR WHAT JOJO IS SAYING

🇹🇭 MARRIAGE EQUALITY NOW 🇹🇭

[kirk]

2018 is the best year for robron especially the run up to the reunion, I'm so jealous at you getting to experience it for the first time! I'm also jealous at you being able to watch 2017 in a oner because that's a less fun year that was hell to experience in real time, haha. But the reunion and everything after christmas 2017 quite frankly... on another level!

ohhhh my god tell me about it i watched the reunion yesterday and i think ive rewatched it.. i dont even know how many times at this point. like oh my god the full run up to the garage scene was. the tensionnnn the longinggg... and then the red and blue themes in the garageeee... them both missing their first weddddingggggg... ID RATHER NEVER HAVE YOU BACK THAN LOSE YOU AGAIN. fucking ADELE playing on the radio man!!! AARON HAVING THE LONGEST SPEECH IVE EVER HEARD HIM DOOOO... YOU LOVED ME LIKE NOBODY EVER HAS BEFOREEE .. also aaron crying his eyes out and then frowning at robert going "well go on then you can talk" makes me burst out laughing through my tears EVERY time and then i cry-laugh all over again at "im actually a really good dancer" like shut upppp you two oh my goddddd youre both so stupidddd. AND THEN ROBERT POINTING OUT THEIR WEDDING 1.0 SONG AND SWAYING AARON IN A DANCE LIKE HE DID DURING THE WEDDING TO HELP AARON REMEMBER LIKE OH MY GODDD this episode genuinely rivals ssw2016 like its CRAZY

and god yeah the only thing that got me through 2017 and all the robert & whites bullshit was knowing what was to come in 2018 lmfaooo, though i did really enjoy sometimes evil robert being evil to literally every one but aaron (always a guilty pleasure whenever its shown lol)

i could not have survived being there in real time truly yall are soldiers but like you said i bet the reunion happening was one of the biggest euphorias ever i would kill to experience That

but god anyway im rambling. hi <3 robron <3

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Re: Hawks voice

The amount of times I have listened to this is embarrassing

https://youtu.be/KnaHQwUknLM?si=Of6AXFlqPVHkm6yW (I hope links work? If not its all his voice lines from My Hero Ones Justice 2 by A-MAD)

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The link for anyone curious!

HIS CHICKEN MONOLOGUE. ICONIC.

"Ah heh— fan service is important" I'M CACKLING I LOVE HIM

"It's my nest egg!!" IM GOUNG TO KILL THIS MAN SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP

By the way at 1:10 he says "maybe..." but it sounded like he said "baby~" and I threw my phone.

"I'd like to think of you as my bird bro!" WAAHHHHH.

He stutters so much when he's flustered? Aw?

HE'S SUCH A FUCKING DOOFUS A DORK I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

"But you're still just a chick." ah. The feminism leaving my body. 😔

Got butterflies when he talks down so serious to Dabi at 5:29. Sir yessir!!!! o7 (I'm so sorry)

6:39. I fucking choked. He's soooo cute. Kei when you preen him btw.

9:12 HE'S A COGNITIVE DISSONANCE GIJINKA

9:23 "AGHH IM THE FASTEST AGHH ITS OVER GRHGG— okay~ 🥺🥰" i cackled.

Oh, to have Hawks purr "you're trash" at me like he does at 9:28.

But in all seriousness I kind of adore the way his voice gets less and less lilted when he's being genuine. Zeno Robinson is so talented.