#this literally took my life

[homosexualslug]

to think any one of them probably could have stopped shauna's rampages at any time by kissing her because the girl was simply just that repressed and miserable. melissa is the only who figured it out and it literally saved her life. we are so back. we have never been this back!

[thimblings]

"i am alive, i am awake i am aware of what light tastes like."

[demigods-posts]

sometimes. i just have to remind myself that percy took annabeth to paris. like, canonically. he forgot their one-month anniversary. and took his girl to paris to make up for it. the standards are in elysium.

[woodlandwildfolk]

shunrue's charm my beloved- fun fact I had no idea some relics weren't a one time use thing so I thought if I used it in one room I can't use it in another lmao

took me a while to realise you can actually use a relic and reap it's benefits for the rest of the crusade because me am a big goof

bonus panels under cut

[icelogged]

[whimsicalmists]

snail hip hop radio 🐌 beats to make death games/plan your pranks to

[vampirecorleone]

"This thing... man... whatever it is... evil may have created it, left its mark on it... but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it." Horror Character Appreciation - Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing in Van Helsing (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

[reallilystuff]

love this creature. the snea bnuuy. 💜🤍

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[littlefankingdom]

I saw another post criticizing Bruce for having children fighting at his side, and I must say: tell me you don't know shit about the batkids' stories without telling me. Bruce fucking tried to stop those kids from being vigilantes, but they keep doing it behind his back, so he decided the best thing to do was to give them the proper training, an armor and to have them stick at his side so he can watch over them. You know, like a parent telling their underage children that they can drink alcohol but only at home where they can watch over them.

Dick became Robin because he wanted revenge over his parents' murder. He would run out in the street of Gotham as a 8 years old, all alone, to go fight Zucco. Bruce helping him make Robin was the compromise to keep Dick safe, because the child would not listen. (And yes, it wasn't the case in the very first canon, but it was like the 40s. Do you know how many kids fought against the Nazis in Europe at that time???)

Barbara Gordon is not his daughter and he has no authority on her being a vigilante. He cannot even ground her.

Jason became Robin after helping Bruce take down Ma Gunn's school. It is implied by Bruce, while talking to Dick, that he offered Robin to Jason as a way to gain a child because he missed having Dick around. He didn't need a Robin, he just missed having a kid. Bruce used the Robin mantle with Jason like people use churu to appease stray kitten. AND JASON'S DEATH, let's talk about it. Jason ran away, which leads to him being killed, after eavesdropping on Bruce and Alfred talking about Jason's mental health. Jason is benched as Robin, but not because Bruce thinks he killed someone like fandom says, but because Bruce knows it is not helping or healthy for Jason. They are talking about getting him help for his traumas and how violence is not helping Jason. And, when he is older and has healed, they can try again if he wants to. That's why Jason or people saying that Jason died because he was a soldier, or blaming Bruce for Robin's existence is false. When Jason died, Bruce was against Jason being Robin for his own health! And Jason knows that, he heard the discussion, he wasn't bench like how so many of his siblings are, with little to no honest explanation. Jason died in the Robin's costume because of his own stubbornness, not because of Bruce. (And that's not blaming Jason for his death. He is not to blame, but neither is Bruce. It's just about the Robin's colors. Jason would not have been wearing them at the time if he listened to Bruce.)

Tim Drake imposed himself as Robin. Bruce was against it, Tim literally went "Don't care, didn't ask". And Tim was already following them around before. Bruce already have Jason blaming him for making Tim Robin when he had no control over that.

Stephanie Brown became a vigilante before Batman knew her. He has tried SO MANY TIMES to make her stop, and so many fans hate that he did it. Make a choice, is it bad that he didn’t stop her more or that he didn’t let her more be a vigilante? He even got his kids to try to make her stop. AND SHE IS "KILLED" TO TEACH HIM THAT MAKING KIDS VIGILANTES IS BAD WHEN HE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OF HER BECOMING ONE AND TRIED TO STOP HER! No shit the man blames himself for things that are not his fault, everyone does it.

Cassandra Cain was 17 when she becomes Batgirl, so I don't know if she counts. But when Bruce tries to make her stop for her own health, with the support of Barbara and Alfred, Cass is devastated and doesn't obey him. She puts on her costume and fights him physically.

Damian Wayne was trained as an assassin. In every version of him being introduced to Bruce, Bruce is against making him Robin and Damian keeps sneaking out. Damian wants to prove himself to his father so bad and refused to be kept away from the fight. In the comics, it's Dick, DICK, that makes him Robin when Bruce is gone, because Bruce was against letting Damian out at night.

Conclusion: Bruce is a tired father of a bunch of kids that cannot understand they should stay home at night and not be vigilantes.

[soggycpu]

“ Ah, It’s a Wonderful Cat Life ”

[jellydragons]

been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins

[royalarchivist]

Bagi: Empanada, we have- we have 24 Cucurucho cookies! Heehee– 😄 [She turns around]

Fit: [Standing behind her ominously wearing a balaclava ] 🧍

Bagi: [SCREAMS]

Fit: Passa tu– [Laughs] Passa tudo, passa tudo.

Bagi: My god in heaven. That took 10 years off my life. 💀

Ramon: How are you?? xD

[kharits]

Guess we’re homeless now :(

Take two of this post because the last one didn’t loop properly and it bothered me.

[clementinecloudz]

Forgot I had Tumblr my bad guys

[odysseus-day]

ok but how the fuck did neil josten pay for college??? usually i see the "full ride" argument, BUT YOU NEED PROOF OF RESIDENCY AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY'S TAX INFORMATION TO EVEN ACCEPT A SCHOLARSHIP!!!! does this man even have a social security number???? did he bother to get a fake birth certificate??? i'm just picturing him in psu's financial aid office being asked his parents' driver's licence numbers and coming up with the most batshit excuse.

"my parents died over the summer"

"i still need their social security numbers"

"their uhhhh... their cards burnt up in a house fire. licenses too. and w2 information. OH! oh! and mine did too. it was very tragic"

"then i legally can't let you accept your federal financial aid???"

"BUT I WANNA PLAY EXY"

and then the book ends

[zishuge]

+ bonus:

The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 33