#this law is driving people insane omg

[investingestincest]

man journalism ain't what it is nowadays. the invited people on my TV keep yelling at each other and look like they're second away from mauling each other. the interviewer straight up had to intervene and reprimand them like they're little kids like. grown ass people ???

[walnutcookie]

going insane about this post of yours. THANK YOU for putting it into words omg,,, I was wondering why the story states that CASSA is peaceful/restorative or whatever yet jjanjang’s (I propably spelled that wrong) skill and trial is so. Violent (she gets literal flamethrowers in her trial like???). But uh yeah. Sorry if im not making sense lmao

LITERALLY. AUGHHHH. THANK U SO MUCH IM GLAD THAT IVE HIT SOMEONE ELSE WITH MY BRAIN BEAMS IVE BEEN THINKING SO HARD ABOUT THIS LATELYYYY LIKE. FUCKKKK. Ive been chatting with @cherryformula about jjajangs morals a lot lately and like we were talking about how when jjajang acknowledges that something is wrong she never really looks that deep into it.

For example when she got demoted for exposing a higher up she just... didnt really care??? Not in the way that someone who hates wrongdoing should. she was more pissed that she got demoted and her only focus was getting her position back - she never stopped to think about what it says about CASSA and how corrupted it must be. she just seemed to accept it as "man that was fucked up" and started to think about how she could climb her way back up

the exact same thing happened when aloe pointed out that she was driving recklessly and then directly after that tried to arrest and wipe the memories of the group without giving them a chance to defend themselves. She realized it was wrong and said "ok fine. start talking" instead of. Yknow. Taking a moment to realize really what the orders she was given entails. Wondering why CASSA protocol is to arrest/wipe the memories of anyone who interferes

THATS THE THING AAUGRHRHGHRJH SHE FOLLOWS ORDERS BLINDLY!!!! For someone who stands for justice and hates all wrongdoings shes awfully morally questionable!!!!!!!!!!! i really cant tell if this is what the devs were planning or if they just. Wrote it badly.

i think that jjajang is less against wrongdoings than she is enforcive of justice. She doesn't neccessarily stand for what's right, she stands for the law. (because theres a big difference between what's moral and whats legal!!!) Higher up being funny with funding? Yeah, thats against the rules, so she'll call that out. but shes so unaware of whatever shes doing with the memory wipers because Objectively erasing peoples memory is preeetty fucked up. From the cutscene with bell pepper we can see that they erase more memories than just anything to do with aliens. and anyways based on the job description youd expect that CASSA would advocate for alien acceptance and help protect them instead of just zapping peoples memories away and trying their best to keep the huge alien population under wraps???

Jjajang doesnt think about that though. At least she doesnt like to think about it. i headcanon that she really does try to stand for whats right but also one of her parents was a Cop and with the job she works shes just been taught not to question authority. She does question it all, staring up at the ceiling at night, but its too uncomfortable of a question to truly confront. She doesn't want to abandon that comfort of "I work for CASSA, so im one of the good guys."

all of my headcanons thus far are not set in stone though GXVJDHF there is still the second half of the update and we may see more to her in there so. Mmmmmm

[ofc-vi-writes-too]

More Bucky Headcanons just because ✨✨

some are +18 so if that makes u uncomfy or u are -18 please scroll!! It is clearly labelled where they start, so if u only want one or the other the division is there!!

this got kinda long lol sorry

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PG 13 SECTION:

• He has a lot of old fashioned/outdated beliefs so sometimes he’ll say something and you just have to look at him and go 😀😄😀 “no.” and then have a conversation with him about why what he just said is objectively morally corrupt. He’s very open to it and it doesn’t happen a lot but when it does he’s willing to understand and he asks questions about whatever messed up thing he said. He’s very progressive for a man who was in his early 20’s in 1945.

• he has a lot of old fashioned/outdated beliefs so ur dates are literally superior and your instagram is filled with people commenting things like “if you look closely you can see me swinging in the background” or “hey god its me again” and you cant forget the classic “when will it be my turn.” He brings you flowers at least once a week, and chocolates are a MUST for him, and as soon as he found out about edible arrangements there is one on your desk at work at least once a month. you tell him your gonna get fat from all the sweets he brings you and he says “good” and thats the end of that convo.

• on the note of food, he’s a fantastic cook. Most of the time. He has tried on multiple occasions to feed you depression era foods (balogna caserole, jello molds, pea pasta, etc) one time he made you a jello mold with olives and tuna in it and you got physically sick (it was the first time he saw you throw up so he kinda just stood there like 😬 and patted your back like “there there, my bad ill never give you tuna+jello in the same dish again” which he STILL makes for himself) so he decided to stick with more modern recipes for actual meals (which are always delicious). But he swears on his life that dessert recipes were better when he was a kid, and he always bakes you the sweets his mom made when he was little such as, apple pie, wacky cake, water pie, prune pudding, frozen fruit salad.

• he really likes crispy cookies so he’ll take urs out when theyre cooked the regular amount, and he leaves his in the oven for like another 10 minutes at minimum. He likes it best when the edges of the cookies are literally burnt and when the chocolate even gets crispy. He dips em in milk though which i guess is slightly redeeming? But the crunch on his cookies should be punishable by law. It counds like crisps when he chews.

• Texts like:

Bucky ❤️❤️

Hey…

hey?? u good?

Yes. I just wanted to say

I love you…

ilyt.. y r u being

so ominous?

I am not…

I just wanted to send you

this big long paragraph chunk

about how much I love you. It

has to be grammatically correct

because I’m old and it will take

me 15 minutes at minimum to

finish typing this text because

I am typing with one hand, and

I have big thumbs. Thank god

for voice memos. Also what

does OMG mean?

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it drives you insane but he physically cannot comprehend any other way to text. He also had a flip phone until you forced him to get a new one. When he gets it he doesn’t send you texts anymore, and instead only sends voice memos (its so much faster)

• loves a sweet treat but is terribly embarrassed about it. Literally the trope where the big scary guy orders a black coffee “for himself” and his cute girly gf gets like a sugar unicorn rainbow suprise, and after they get their drinks they switch. He makes you order it with extra whipped cream and sprinkles. If you like sweet drinks too, he will still order the black coffee and not drink it. He will consistently order 3 drinks despite there only being 2 of you. Sometimes he drops it off w Steve because he knows he likes black coffee and he hates waste, but he is still too embarrassed to just order his drink.

• cried watching Up, Toy Story 2, The Princess and the Frog, Moana, The beauty and the beast (which was ur halloween costume the year he first watched it. His choice.) and Cars (you still don’t know why he cried about cars to this day and it has been YEARS.)

• despite being an ex assassin, when he’s not in fight or flight mode he’s terribly unathletic. He talks big game before a bowling date and he literally bowls a 45. You didn’t know anyone over the age of 8 could score that low in a game where you simply roll a ball. You also took him to In Shape to play tennis and he hit a car with the ball.

• his body physically cannot handle energy drinks. as much sugar as he consumes, energy drinks make him jittery and paranoid for some reason, and despite being a relatively quiet man, he doesn’t shut up when there’s a red bull in his system

• pro legalizing weed in all states. Tried an edible one time before bed because he overheard someone say it or read somewhere that it can help with sleep, and he swears he had never slept that good in over 100 years of being alive. Even pre super soldier serum.

• He’s a man of few words so in the beginning of u 2 going out there would be long periods of awkward silence. He took you on a lot of movie dates so he could avoid this problem as much as possible.

•Def doesn’t wear his arm to bed so you guys have an easier time spooning. You don’t have to deal with the problem that a lot of couples have where you wanna cuddle but his arm falls asleep cs ur laying on it. but for him theres no arm to lay on!!!! yippeee!!! Cuddling in bed typically looks like him being the big spoon with his right arm around your waist. His left shoulder is in whatever position his decides is comfortable that night. He also has a habit of not sleeping with his head on the pillow so you typically feel his nose/breathe against the small of your back. He often kisses you there while rubbing your side to put you to sleep

• cuddling is a little different when he has a bad nightmare tho. Sometimes he doesn’t want to cuddle so he’ll lay on the floor on your side of the bed and go back to sleep there, or at least try to. Thats usually what happens if you don’t wake up. If you do, you go and get him a glass of water, and a cold rag to wipe is sweat off. You give him a minute until he’s ready to lay back down. He lays on his back, and you suction yourself to his side. One leg over his and your arm on his chest, rubbing soothing patterns to try and slow his hammering heart. You kiss where you can reach, but he’s huge, so its usually just his shoulder and chest, and you tell him all your favorite things about him, and how much you love him, and how safe he is here in your arms. It works 95% of the time.

RATED R SECTION:

• its ur lucky day if ur a pillow princess! he likes being able to physically take care of his partner without them having to do any work. He feels like it’s his way of saying thank you for staying with him thru all his trauma and whatnot

• if his s/o is plus sized he will make the effort to be able to lift 2 times their weight bare minimum (which doesn’t take that much effort on his part), and he gets a little smug when he lifts his partner up against the wall the first time and they’re a little shocked because hey no one has ever been able to do that before what is happening oh noooo BOOM you’re in love

• usually not the one to initiate anything. He feels like he’s pressuring you when he does, but you can always tell when he’s in the mood because he gets clingy and cannot look you in the eye.

• in the same vein, he doesn’t really get horny that often but when he does… whew chile GOOD LUCK. Super human stamina is a gift and a curse with him!!

• he doesn’t like to mark you up, but he loves it when you do. He likes getting done and seeing the scratches on his back in the mirror, or having to cover up hickeys with turtlenecks. His favorite is when he makes you help him cover the harder to hide ones to his with makeup. (he bought the right color for himself but didn’t know how to use it). LOVE LOVE LOVES when you bite him.

• Again, he’s typically a man of few words but he will mumble random things “to himself” but loud enough for you to barely hear it too. a lot of “so fucking good,” “pretty girl” “all mine” “all yours” “tell me I’m yours” “say your mine” and other things of that nature

• I think I said this in the last one but I’m a firm believer that he wouldn’t wear his arm unless he had to/felt unsafe. and I would argue that he feels pretty safe if yall are doing the shaboingboing. SO holding you is a little difficult for your amputee bf. Getting into a good and comfortable position for both of you tends to bring a lot of laughs.

•He likes to touch you a lot while y’all are getting down and dirty. It helps ground him in a way. He struggles a little bit with dissociation, even when getting intimate so being able to feel your skin under his palms helps keep him on Earth and focused on getting his s/o off.

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A/N: thank you if you resd this far. dont be shy and leave a note behind! i have more chapters of friends dont on the way i swear. Im genuinelu just slow IM SORRY AHH

anyways good night cuties 🌙💫⭐️✨

[alexa-fika]

My OP headcanons:

Katakuri and Zoro would get along great

Luffy and Ace used to beat the shit out of guys that got too handsy with Makino and say it was “training”

Ace used to talk about Makino and Dadan all the time to the Whitebeard Pirates, and Whitebeard really wanted to meet them (especially Dadan)

Momonosuke remembers Buggy and would recognize him if they met again

Luffy still wishes Vivi had joined the crew

Law heard the echo of flip flop noises on his first night after the alliance ended and couldn’t sleep

Kid and Killer both have a small crush on Zoro, and Kid wishes that Zoro would have been on his crew, not that he would admit it

Not really a headcanon but I have to share this idea because it made me me cry: Marco’s theme song is ‘Empty Chairs At Empty Tables’ from Les Miserables

Women always try to flirt with Zoro when the crew stops at an island and it drives Sanji insane

Mihawk knew full well that Zoro had Conquerer’s haki and just chose to not say anything

Mihawk and Jinbe were actually really chill with each other

How so? Do you mean in any specific manner or just that kinda meh attitude? Cause if so I can imagine them just in the sidelines bored as everyone is running back and forth freaked out about something

Omg now that you say it, it definitely makes sense, Listen Dadan lives up in the mountains with little interaction to people outside of the bandits plus she’s Dadan she don’t need no protection. And even then Ace still stood by her and beat those guys up so if it came to Makino? Girl works at a bar serving Pirates all day, pirates + alcohol, we’ve seen how rowdy some of the customers can get we forget that because we mostly only see the red haired pirates and they don’t mean no harm but even the guy that came after him, he was hostile to Shanks, a pirate Captain. So a barmaid is definetly at risk, I can just see it Ace with his pipe with that menacing stare

I ‘ll give you some more thought, imagine if Sabo joined in? That would be lowkey terrifying I can see him being the brains behind some elaborate revenge plan on whoever hurt Makino

That would be so funny though Dadan and Whitebeard?, I can see them getting along really well well, they have the same grumpy but caring attitude

Personally i would find it hard since momonusoke was a baby when he was aboard the rogers but if by some reason it did happen? Imagine buggy’s face though? Just this grown ass man running towards him at full speed, crying

Wdym Vivi IS A strawhat

Again no one died, but if we assume someone died HOW DARE YOU NOT THE EMPTY CHAIRS 😭😭😭 THATS SUCH A MATCH BUT ITS SO SAD

We’ve seen Zoro outdoing Sanji on the woman department without even trying 😂, sometimes he makes it there to save them first even though he’s not trying or he sleeps with one, Sanji is quaking. Mihawk would with no problem detect Haki, his observation haki is unmatched so you expect me to think he din’t know? Nah he did, but he loves making it harder for Zoro. On that topic Mihawk and Jinbe? In the Warlord meeting they are simoly in the sidelines quite and obserbing with that monotone stare, they appreciate that they have one person there that is not absolutely crazy; maybe Kuma would join the silent monotone club

[loquarocoeur]

As a fellow student (not med, I’m not cool enough for that, unfortunately), I know uni is hard, studying is hard and at least twice a week, the imposter syndrome kicks in because you feel like everyone is smarter or more talented than you.

So let me tell you something every student needs to hear every once in a while:

YOU. ARE. DOING. AN. AMAZING. JOB. YOU. SHOULD. BE. PROUD. OF. YOURSELF!!!! *affectionate smack over the head*

Getting up is hard, getting to uni is hard! Going to lectures is hard! Studying by yourself is hard! And you’re doing all of this! And I know it might seem like you’re not doing enough, but you’re already one of a few people that actually study med and get out of med and visit the lectures and take time to study! And you are doing all that while also writing an insane about of ridiculously high quality fanfics about silly men driving in circles! And on top of that you’re also regularly posting on your tumblr, with posts that have made me laugh out loud on public transport on multiple occasions, which is only slightly mortifying, but that’s okay.

If you ever feel like you have to vent about life, there are people on here who will support you. And if you ever want to complain about boring lectures, let me know

- an anxious girl to shy to remove anon-option that had to sit through a tax law lecture last semester🫡

🥹 This is so sweet omg I really needed that

You've got a really good point there, being an adult is actually just hard and I'm just proud of myself for getting up, cooking and also eating food, washing dishes and showing up to half of that useless lecture from today even though I haven't even started studying properly for the test that's giving me ulcers (ironically ulcers also being one of the things I'm supposed to be studying. ha.)

I'm so sorry you had to sit through tax laws, that seems positively horrific, I'm glad you're still alive and with us after that🫶❤️

[mezzy303]

Ok laddies time for this week's theory time (do I need to make a masterpost of my theories? This is getting a little ridiculous lol)

Spoilers for One Piece chapter 1115 spoilers under the cut

The way I jumped and threwwww my kindle (onto pillows) when Vegapunk confirmed all the Atlantis theories!!!!!!! I made the mistake of reading it right before bed and I was wide awake for like another two hours talking to a friend and just thinking about it 😅

I honestly was ready to scrap my theory from ch 1113 about there being whole continents 800 years ago before a great flood happened, and I'm still reeling on how it all turned out to be true besides the natural phenomenon part (here's my theory from ch 1114). And Oda once again proves how fucking genius he is bc I never expected 200 meters?????? Omg???? That's over 650ft for my fellow US folks. Here's an image going around Twitter from a YouTube video that shows what are own world would look like if sea levels rose 200m

Insanity

These recent chapters have had me really questioning the mechanics of the One Piece world lol. Tbh I think we all just assumed that the world was just Like That and mainly functioned to drive the plot forward. But there are actual reasons behind it?? With this revelation, I started thinking about how the sinking of land could have been intentional on the Allies' part, beyond the destruction of the Great Kingdom and erasing it from history. The way the world is now, with the Red Line going all the way around and the Calm Belts running perpendicular to it, it's incredibly hard to travel between the different Seas. The islands are also fairly isolated from each other, especially on the Grand Line. It makes it hard for information to travel around, and the only way to get world news is through a heavily vetted newspaper. To me, it all seems purposeful to further subjugate the world by physically dividing the people, making them easier to control and rule over.

I also want to reiterate how easy it would've been to erase the Great Kingdom from history and collective memory when the Allies/World Government had the capabilities of mass destruction that could cause sea levels to rise hundreds of meters. Not only does it make the original land inaccessible, the amount of people that died was probably immense. And with the death of a large number of people comes the loss of knowledge. Those that survived likely wouldn't have wanted to pass down information on the Great Kingdom from both the trauma of the event and the fear of retribution by the World Govt (I assume the laws forbidding research on the Void Century was immediate). So potentially after just one generation, knowledge on the Great Kingdom and how the world used to be would've disappeared. Iirc only the Minks and the Kozuki family passed down info on the kingdom's existence, and their lands are largely isolated from the rest of the world. (Speaking of which, they both are in locations where further rising sea levels wouldn't affect them)

Looking into it further, the way the geography of the world also seems like it's trying to prevent (or at least discourage) people from getting into or leaving the Grand Line and also travel between islands. Just trying to get to that sea is dangerous because it requires a person to either sail through Reverse Mountain, where many pirates canonically have died because of the crazy currents and storms and end up crashing into the mountain, or going through the Calm Belt, which is current and wind free and infested with Sea Kings. And once you're in the Grand Line, the waters itself are extremely difficult to navigate. Now what's in the Grand Line that the Allies may have wanted to prevent people from getting to? Laugh Tale.

For a little while now, I've been playing around with the idea on how the magnetic fields on each island may have been created to specifically help a pirate/sailor get to Laugh Tale. We've already seen Kidd using his awakened devil fruit powers to change the polarity of different objects, what if it's possible to change the polarity of an entire island? With those powers, a person could have created the seven paths of the Grand Line. I'm still trying to decide if this was done outside the Allies' control, or if it was an order from the Allies and the person was secretly loyal to the Great Kingdom.

And don't think I missed that little detail Vegapunk said about the Allies using ancient weapons!!!!!!! Literally each chapter has been teasing the reveal of the Elders having Uranus!!!! ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ It seems like the Lulusia attack really was just a taste of what their weapon can do. I can't imagine how big an attack (or how many attacks in succession?) it would take to cause 200m sea level change???

[strangerhands]

10 fandoms/10 characters/10 tags

waaaaaa omg thank you for the tag em 🫶 @runa-falls!! its been 800 years since i got to do a tag game (and make my own post for once..) so thanks! this actually made me happy but also a little "oh shit. people know i exist..?" i also made this post unnecessarily long but its me so whats new

ummm its all. only. oscar. not sorry (a little sorry)

1. marc spector + steven grant + jake lockley, moon knight-my absolute beloveds. moon knight is so special to me. the boys are so special to me. theres really nowhere near enough i could say here about them but if you get it, you get it. its also what got me into oscar (even though i discovered immediately that he was in annihilation and x-men: apocalypse WHICH I WATCHED YEARS AGO GODDAMMIT)

2. robbie paulson, law and order: criminal intent-listen. hes my girlfriend. my babygirl. my love. my sweet boy. the one plaguing damn near every Thot. most niche character here. wish he was real. wish there was more content of him out there but good god if fran (@/midgardian-witch, who also made that gif) hasnt been holding it downnnnnnn. bless.

3. poe dameron, star wars sequel trilogy-beautiful brave sweet husband who would maybe drive me a bit insane irl but in a good way (mostly) i wanna protect him. (also the only star wars films ive seen sorryyyyy sorry. yes it was for him. and adam driver.)

4. miguel o'hara, spider-man: into the spider-verse + spider-man: across the spider-verse-ohhh you beeg grumpy beautiful man. he would not like me. bite me pls (also still my two favourite movies oat.) craving some milk and cake suddenly... (his hair wings..<3)

5. cecil dennis, revenge for jolly!-pathetic little dirty alley cat man my beloved. my little princess. also my babygirl girlfriend little guy loser boy. (AND THE CURLSSSSSSS. AND SAD COW EYES.)

6. nathan bateman, ex machina-asshole who i unfortunately love. we would not get along irl but thats what fics are for!!!! he would make me cry. (but what if i could fix him..) i have a soft spot for him...

7. llewyn davis, inside llewyn davis-sad beautiful talented man. you can crash at my place any day. i would let him leech off of me idec lemme help you baby. i could show you what love is. (the curls and outfits...... i Crave.)

8. santiago garcia, triple frontier-woof. this guy. damn. yeah. sorry santi but i wanna bite your knees

9. blue jones, sucker punch-literally. asshole piece of shit but good god. whore. so slutty and beautiful and PATHETIC. i would let him be mean to me and then cry in private. but also put him in his place. its complicated. (whoever did his eyeliner and club wardrobe in that movie... i owe you my life. thank you. thank you. you deserve everything. thank you.)

10. mikael boghosian, the promise-oh. sweet beautiful intimate lover man. THAT scene... absolutely killed me. THAT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEE. i need him. (i am taking this moment to remind yall of the titty bite. yea. not sorry. youre welcome.)

honestly i couldve put nearly all of oscars characters but alas.

no pressure tags, hope none of you mind! i know this is very sudden and unexpected from me. only tagged some mutuals so its not 10 :p sorryy (sorry if youve been tagged already)

@my-secret-shame @saturn-rings-writes @spacecowboyhotch @villainsoftheweek @f4nrir @kouichijo @mugensword

again, no pressure to do this. hope everyone tagged is doing well! i havent interacted with some of yall in a long time<3

all gif credits go to their respective creators! i have no idea if tumblr automatically shows who made them or not, so sorry if it doesnt.

[twinkle-art]

if your interested i was curious about your thoughts/analysis on the mp100 ritsu/shou parallels or just ritshou in general

omg yes my special little narrative foils <3

SO. i've mentioned this offhand before but what i find the most interesting isn't actually the obvious parallel itself, it's that this parallel was drawn by shou within the fiction of the story, and i don't think the narrative actually means for us to take it entirely at face value

what i mean by this is that shou correctly identified the specific vein of resentful defensiveness that him and ritsu share based on their family backgrounds but like. obviously mob and touichirou are vastly different people playing extremely different roles in their lives. and that's going to affect the way those relationships impact them.

(imo at the time he was verbalizing all this, i think shou simultaneously overestimated ritsu's disdain for mob based on his own cocktail of biases (and because he didn't particularly like him), and underestimated just how fucked in the head his father was)

this can be seen illustrated pretty unambiguously in ???% arc, where they each come away from their respective familial conflicts with polar opposite feelings regarding psychic powers- for ritsu, they were something empowering that allowed him to bridge the gap between him and his brother. for shou, they were something to reject, inextricably linked to pretty much everything that went wrong in his and his father's relationship. and despite being obviously contradictory, these are both conclusions that make sense for them to reach, based on their experiences.

(though given this universe's philosophy i'm sure shou will have to contend with this stance eventually. but that's not what i'm talking about right now)

despite all that though i do think this connection was deeply meaningful to them, especially shou. like it is objectively hilarious that this kid is going around calling someone who treats him like an acquaintance his Best Friend after like, three extremely tumultuous encounters but i do think this speaks to how much of a lifeline it was to encounter a kid his age with circumstances even remotely similar to his (and probably why he jumped to conclusions a tiny bit)

it's an extremely thirteen year old thing to do to look at a kid like ritsu and think he's the coolest person you have ever met in your entire life, but in the noble tradition of taking everything about shou and thinking about it until it becomes kind of heartbreaking, i do think the way he latched onto him had a lot to do with that desperate need to be seen. especially because i imagine the environment fostered around claw was driving him slowly insane with how dismissive it would've been towards, you know, the general way his father was, and how that affected him

i find it hard to imagine ritsu was in as dire straits, especially because him and mob were like. already starting to make progress on their Whole Deal by the time shou barreled into the picture itching to fix his life by fighting his dad. (and it definitely doesn't help that he's not exactly as outgoing or like. conventionally sociable as shou) but i don't think he was unaffected by this connection, and he clearly likes him, even if he's not as enthusiastic lol

my concluding unrelated ritshou thought is that i find it extremely easy to imagine them spending all of high school acting like a mall couple but not actually dating. and also i think they should get married someday solely because the in-law situation would be very very funny, and my end goal with all media is to come up with the most uncomfortable possible family dinner configuration for the sake of doing elaborate bits.

[storiesofsvu]

Alright, happy Thursday hoes, lets get to this.

Mothership first

Okay… interesting open…

Omg…how many times are they gonna use the trope of “don’t touch that!” “who the hell are you?” surprise it’s the new laywer…

Not surprised its another old white dude, but at least he’s not as old as mccoy

Okay seriously…. If they get rid of Samantha I will not be watching this show anymore..

I wonder if they’re going to bring this staff change up on svu too considering this guy is also now carisi’s boss… but the writers seem to have forgotten that these shows all exist together until they want to do a crossover.

If this was svu the ada would be storming into the squad room yelling at the detectives for making a mistake that’s gonna cost them their case. Why don’t we get to see that on mothership? I want more crossing over between departments, cops never show up in the gallery either, just to testify if they’re needed.

Oooo yesss that maroon suit. I see you ma’am!

Man they’re just right fucked with this case aren’t they?

This defence attorney is super crusty

How come these videos are coming up NOW and not before things went to trial??

This judges office is barba’s office. They really only have so many sets, hey? (also the continuity of that office on this show/universe drives me fucking insane).

My subtitles keep cutting in and out and that is also driving me insane

Toronto time.

Will I pay attention? Likely no

JESUS FUCK talk about a cold fucking opening wow.

Big surprise I stopped paying attention halfway through the ep. Like, it’s fully muted right now and I’m working on writing LOL

SVU time

BRUH is this maria stuff ive been seeing all over twitter legit?! I thought people were fucking clowning LOL

Olivia in uniform just fucking makes me so fucking weak every single time

Clearly the other captain hasn’t been in the field a lot if that was her immediate reaction to that crime scene

Okay… hear me out… olivia literally saved maria’s life and stayed on the phone with her ALL night. We all know she has a habit of taking in strays… there’s no doubt maria became a cop because of liv… maria would have reached out TO HER about her graduation, not the other way around…

Velasco getting actual screen time finally. I do have to say, im back on my Velasco bullshit…

LOL. I know it was unintentional but the harshness of velasco’s knock on the door killed me.

4 hours of law and order is too much. Im getting bored and this is the show I actually like. I think imma start skipping Toronto cause mothership does hit some days

If this girl has a good enough lawyer she could easily get off on an insanity type plea… tbh this episode would’ve been way better on criminal minds. That would’ve been bad ass.

This episode is almost over and we got absolutely NO closure on the maria thing AND we didn’t get to go to court. Im OVER this fucking show man lol

Liv being back in her bac nail polish era is bomb though

Fin doesn’t strike me as a scotch guy… this is weird..

Okay… liv is really not okay. Like this girl needs support, she needs proper and regular therapy, she needs a break from work. Go home and spend time with your son instead of drinking cheap wine alone in a bar? Also while we’re talking about drinking alone after work being all sad, can we touch on the fact that her mother was an alcoholic, and that was what *killed* her… this is incredibly worrisome and I doubt we’re ever going to touch on it/get it fleshed out like we should…

Okay we at least got some maria closure. Thank you.

OC time!

Jet *attempting* to control stabler, woof. At least someone’s trying loooll

This bitch is so dead

Part of me feels like its bullshit that se wouldn’t know any of this about her own brother, but also I never talk to my family so…. LOL.

Fuck he’s creepy as shit

There is NO WAY THAT TINY MAN IS THE SAME SIZE AS ELLIOT

The fact that it took THIS long for someone higher up to question his anger/trauma/etc affecting his job is wild.

THE BARTENDER IN ME IS FUCKING DYING. I had a PHYSICAL reaction to that conversation.

“you’ve never had a long island ice tea?!” “I don’t like ice tea it’s too bleh” guy promptly orders two to prove that theyre good? THERE IS NO ICED TEA IN LONG ISLANDS

Cragen’s really just gonna be in the last second of this episode isn’t he?

Everyone: proper ear pieces

Jet: nah. Air pod.

I really thought that stabler was gonna be missing for a like, a good chunk of time with no one knowing.

OHHHH right! The foil he found in the bathroom garbage and immediately licked… right… I forgot about that. Now the question is who it belongs to…..

[sapphirecherry]

as promised, here is everything i thought while watching the spn pilot drunk:

(edited for clarity and also bc my phone couldn't understand my accent)

oh my jesus small sam and dean

oh my god mary

the blood dripping. the symbolism. oh my god.

"take your brother and go" what if i go feral? what if i go insane? how about that john winchester?

i should definitely not be watching this i'm going to have a stroke. i'm so not normal about these brothers, in fact i'm very much abnormal

oh my god, the original title screen...

i’m so in love with jared padalecki, it’s not even funny

dean

oh no this is way too fast for me

"dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days" *screams*

both right, don’t care. dean is right in that you have to hunt things and save people and sammy is right in that their mother wouldn’t wouldn’t have wanted this for them

i’m gonna throw up for real

"what was he hunting?" that’s my boy sam!

you know i think i’m starting to sober up. this is not good, but it’s also good, but not (i was not in fact sobering up)

how fucking long does it take to complete this pre-law degree for fucks sake

oh my god, the iconic curved sam blade

they're going to jericho california motherfucker

dumb motherfucker

"i can never go home" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh my god what’s going on?

"for one, they're cassette tapes"

"shotgun shuts his cakehole"

dad’s not dead yet idiots

i’m sorry, no one’s believing you're any kind of federal agent whatsoever

dean slapping the back of sam's head you're so iconic

this whole thing seems so rushed, but i have no idea if it’s because i'm very much under the influence or if it’s actually just kind of shit pacing

hey, let the stanford lawboy do the talking okay, he knows what he’s doing

why can't this text to speech thing, not understand my accent. homophobic.

yay dean gets covered in mud

OMG sam

hate to say it sammy, but dean is correct

sam's kind of real, for that

their voices are so high-pitched

"you smell like a toilet"

sam and his lock picking skills and his dean yanking skills, you will always be famous

fucking woman in white

"no chick flick moments"

"jerk" "bitch"

my teeth feel fuzzy

oh my god, he’s such a slut

did you just say my boobs???

get fucked, get your fucking father’s journal shoved up your arse

coordinates jackass

so excited for the sam bangs™️ to make an appearance. love the curtain bangs, but the bang bangs? forever famous

are you kidding? of course he’s never heard of it.

tragic

ha ha dean winchester 1, police 0

sammy you’re about to get your shit rocked

oh fuck

hey you bitch, get your hands off my husband! my wife!

oh my god, he’s so excited driving straight to the house. i love him please marry me sam winchester

how the fuck has it been 37 minutes already

woman in white you’re so famous, how does it feel to have set up the entire omegaverse?

obsessed with the fact that the winchester brothers look normal sized basically this entire episode because they never stand next to someone that’s actually normal sized

dean so real for that

why is there only one headlight working

no! jess! jessica! love of my life!

what i would give to live with stanford era sam winchester in a small little dorm room

oops, there goes all of his clothes and earthly possessions

he was going to propose!!!!

azazel kill yourself. shoot yourself point-blank between the eyes

"we got work to do"

[nukenai]

Today I decided to take another one of my “gonna buy a thing from facebook marketplace” adventures which, once again, took me on an hour long drive up into the fucking mountains (the catskills this time, just like last time! but I’ve also driven up into the adirondaks)

I was buying a present for my sister in law which is a fancy display case people use for model cars and whatnot. I got one for very cheap a while ago and put 900 of my smaller figures in it, and she’s been really envious ever since, so I’ve kept an active lookout in case one came up. Well, “one” did, a lady was selling a whole bunch so I told her I’d like to come look at them to decide what size I want.

I get there and this house is just, in the middle of the fucking woods. On top of a mountain. Literally in a town called “SUMMIT”. It’s a lovely little log cabin-looking house and a nice retired couple greet me at the door. Santa-lookin guy and his nice older wife. Their big dog barks at me but the wife says “don’t worry, she don’t bite, just barks”

This sounds like I’m about to get murdered, but I followed these lovely people into their basement. They told me to be careful on the stairs outside, and to watch my head going down into the basement. They had a huge basement with tons of stuff! And they started showing me the display cases. The wife remembered my name since this was through facebook (I could look hers up but I forgot, lmao) and it was just. Kinda nice that she kept actually calling me by my name. Very friendly.

So I wound up taking 2 of the “smaller” ones instead of one big one (they are not very small) for $25 each. I only had $60 in 20s on me so I said just. take the $60 lol. So then the husband shows me 2 he has, one of the “smaller” size and one large one, that both had damage. One was a small crack, one was more significant. He asked if I wanted them, since he was just going to throw them out.

So I left with FOUR HUGE DISPLAY CASES FOR $60 THAT NORMALLY GO FOR AT LEAST $90 EACH. INSANE. They helped me carry them to my car and watched on the porch to make sure I didn’t slip, and kept saying “careful on the stairs, honey! it might be slippery!” omg I can’t.

Anyways there’s a long ramble about how people are good and sweet and I’ve had nothing but awesome encounters with people selling shit on FB marketplace. Just. Extremely kind people and maybe the world will sort of be okay.

Also I don’t know how I keep driving up into the mountains alone to meet people without getting murdered. I think maybe it’s because people are, as a whole, good. And just trying to get some cash for their shit they no longer want.

[prestigiouspea]

Rant time: I get so annoyed when ppl say "do your own research" in that tone like you're a moron for ever even considering that they would explain it themselves. Like ?? Babes, idk if you know this but on the internet 50% of info on anything is half truth irrelevant bs, the other half is click bate fear mongering. Not to mention the libraries because the factual things are usually 5-10 yrs out of date, and like .0000001% of any of the affirmentioned material is actual truth that you have no way to discern from the haystack of bullshit. If you know it so well, then link the proof, I'm not gonna spend hours researching whatever the crisis of the hour is when you could save us both time by copy pasting a link. I do that shit in comment section arguments like I'm writing a thesis but you can't link 1 mf website or screen shot?

And ik I just said most info is bs, but the fact that ik there is a needle in the mf haystack somewhere drives me insane because ignoring the problem perpetuates it just as much as contributing to it but if I have no proof it's legit I'm not gonna be herded by what could very well be fear mongering bs

Tbh, every other thing in society is terrible at it's core and unless you've got a lot of money and connections to do something about it or some kind of rally to start up, there's no reason you shouldn't be sharing your info about the issue in your EDUCATIONAL AWARENESS SPREADING VIDEO just so you can say "omg this thing is happening and it's wrong and you should be so mad😠" 30 different ways w no additional helpful info

(btw this doesn't apply to like minorities telling people to not do shitty descriminatory things because empathy is a common sense sort of thing and I could only imagine hundreds of generations before you being graphically hate crimed and shit, and by the time protective laws are passed to allow you to participate in society a little and ask the majority to stop treating you like roaches without being attacked, they sit there like lol ur wrong *slurs and suppression* and then you just have to deal w the continued fermented generational trauma and rage from that. I'm referring to the dime a dozen "don't buy from these ppl, don't support this" things that flood my socials every time I like 1 worldly event video)

[swiftiephobe]

(nfl/rugby anon here) (I know I'm four days late but I forgot) Yeah my parents, and one of my sister's all fallow English football to some degree and we all support the same team, but my dad and I are the most into it so it's mostly just us talking about it (and sometimes my brother in law, who supports the wrong team). Also, the VAR was introduced a few years ago, so now when there's a possible offside we too are subject to the agony of staring at the screen while the refs play with their little lines, trying to determine where peoples feet were 😅

hiii omg i'm sorry I'M late to reply to this!!! that's good, it's fun to all support the same team as your family 😁 shame on your brother-in-law smh. and omg the lines 😭😭 it's the one thing that the nrl video ref does NOT do and it drives me insane because it would be so useful for offside calls and forward passes but apparently it's just too high tech for the nrl or something 🙄🙄🙄 idk if you know anything about cricket but they have the coolest video review tech, i find it the dullest game to watch but it's so fun when they do a review and do things like measure the soundwaves of the ball hitting the bat shdsufjsjdk

[whyiask]

You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good

SJDKSJDKSKDD OMG THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS ASK I'VE EVER GOTTEN, TYSM FOR BLESSING MY INBOX WITH THIS, ANON SJDKSJDKSJDJDKDJDK

[hughiecampbelle]

i am so late to this omg, please forgive me ❤️ could i request a celebration ship? with the peaky fandom. i’m straight, but tbh, ship me with whoever you think suits me, ignoring the gender! i am 5’6, have long brown hair and hazel eyes. i study law and currently even work in a law office as an assistant. horses and riding is probably my only and most dearest hobby. i do talk quite much from time to time and like to say what’s in my mind. people describe me as motivated and usually in a very good mood. i hate it when people lie and i value loyality. i also like to feel like i’m wanted, i won’t go running after affection. i hope you can work with this! congrats again!! 💓

What trope are you? I hate/love you 💕

Michael drives you insane. You've never met someone who gets on your nerves so easily, who pushes your buttons so effortlessly. You were hired by Tommy as a means of protection. Legal protection, that is. He doesn't mind that you're still in school for it. You've saved their asses a number of times, and for that he'll always be grateful. Though you don't condone everything they've done, you're glad they're on the right path. You love hanging out with Polly and Ada, and just adore how John and Finn want to hear all about your classes. They love legal loopholes. One person who you've never warmed up to though is Michael. You never understood why, though. He always seemed so arrogant, so know-it-all like, even when he was wrong. You and him would end up in each other's faces, arguing over nothing.

You swear up and down you hate him, hate him like you've never hated anyone else. Ada and Lizzie laugh at you, make fun of you, saying that you actually adore one another. You roll your eyes, thinking they've never been more wrong in their lives. You and Michael? Nope. No. Never. It isn't until you and Michael are paired, against your will, for a party at Tommy's. No one else got paired together, and you suspect this was Adas doing. You'll remember this next time you try stopping her brothers from doing something to embarrass her. You and Michael, arm in arm, both cringe. You can't wait for the second you can pull away and ignore him the rest of the night. All of his compliments feel pained, made rude by his tone. He feels awful you take it that way, though. He's genuine when he says you look stunning, though you roll your eyes, slipping away into the crowd in need of a strong drink.

He spends the rest of the night trying to make it up to you. He meant well, honest. He's not that great at confessing his feelings, but he can't let you think he was bring cruel, at least not tonight. Of course you drive him crazy. You get on his nerves, you make fun of him, you laugh at him with his cousins, but he wouldn't have it any other way. Right? Michael looks for you through every crowded room, asking where you are. No one knows. Most of them have had too much to drink already. Ada, giggling, tells him you probably found your way down to the stables. It's your favorite place, he should have known. Whenever you're invited over, you always find your way to the horses. John always jokes you love them more than Tommy does. He finds you there, two glasses in his hands, unsure of what to say. Maybe he didn't hate you. Maybe he just never paid attention to you the way he should have. Maybe, he hoped, tonight would change everything. . . . for the better.

~ I hope you like it Leah!!! :D !!!!! Xoxoxo💜💖💜💖💜💖💜

[coconut-cluster]

honestly man thank u so much cause im having kind of a shitty night and just seeing you talk about the podcast au is making me feel a lot better even if im not sending asks about it myself, and you were talking about intruality a little bit ago, and intruality is kinda like a sign of hope for me rn and just. thanks. youre a good person and you're making me feel a lot better tonight

aw omg im glad i could help 🥺 here u can have some intruality podcast au hcs for ur troubles

patton has his own mini-podcast called reasons to smile and he mentions remus being an oddly and unfailingly optimistic person at the beginning of like every episode (although ‘optimist’ isnt usually the word people would use for remus aklsjskl)

they have a youtube channel together that’s just called “uh oh” and the description is “can’t call it a bad idea til you’ve tried it :)” which drives logan and janus insane because yes. yes you can. and you should. 

patton is on the channel to keep remus from doing illegal things and remus is there to egg patton on to do almost illegal things 

they show up on janus and logan’s true crime/law podcast a lot because their dynamic compared to loceit is hilarious and the fans love it 

janus and logan: retribution is an understandable ideology in most cases, but one must ask, in this situation - or any situation, perhaps - is it within the courts’ power and was it implicit in their function to act as a vigilante force?

remus: weird words but did you say this guy punched a nun?

patton: that’s not nice :(

remus: you’re right, it’s hilarious 

they’re the heads empty hearts full crew 

what remus’ heart is full of is unclear but it is full regardless

a good portion of their content is ghost hunting (with virgil as a special guest a lot), wherein patton basically stays attached to remus’ back like a koala 

he wasn’t made for spooks

patton is Strong and uses this power solely for hugs

remus says it’s annoying but the affection makes his demented little heart warm