#this isnt my greatest work bt. wanted to toss this out there

[ncghtshifts]

Tongue stained artificial blue, it could be said that Monty wasn’t paying the least bit of attention to their surroundings - not that they’d admit that. If Monty were caught red-handed in the throes of crime, they’d somehow manage to spin tall tales about it until the blame were pointed elsewhere. Distracted by the YouTube video playing obnoxiously loudly from their phone, it didn’t take long before they were a person turned bulldozer, colliding with little grace into an innocent bystander, “Yo, the fuck -?” And right there, stuck to the person’s shirt, was the remainder of their lollipop, “Ah, fuck. Seriously? That’s my favourite flavour - you owe me a lolly. And no bullshit flavours, blue raspberry only, toots. I have a photographic memory, y’know.”