#this is xiao fr

[one-real-wrimonkey]

I feel like there are shenanigans/good jokes/fic premises for Qrow and Yang both being heirs to the Branwen Bandit Tribe but also that neither of them want it.

Someone: wait Yang your mum runs a bandit tribe

Qrow: yeah and she’ll inherit it

Yang: me? Shouldn’t you inherit it?

Qrow: no I was very much disowned and disinherited. That said if I really wanted it I have a claim and I could fight for it.

Yang: well I don’t want it

Qrow: well I’m not fighting you for it so tough it’ll be yours.

Everyone: uhhhhhh

Like I just see comedy potential and angst potential in this. Also I want to explore the dynamics of the tribe more (and will do at some point).

[xiaoshy]

he would have a sensitive back and neck. that’s it. that’s the post.

[reebmasul]

cezhou's little night ride iykyk 🫢

[xiaoluclair]

🎥: F1-75 #16 [ original post ]

[sirazaroff]

I have bees schnees stuck bouncing around my brain. Halp

💥💥💥 🔨 alright everyone come get your nightly gay idiots before Weiss strangles someone

[neonsbian]

✌️👍

[andreaheartscats]

WHEN WERE YALL PLANNING TO TELL ME THAT THIS PHOTO EXISTS?!

i'm literally crying they are so cute omgomgomg.

[d4vynn]

Veneration

smut utc!

No one could guess what the great and venerated Conqueror of Demons did in his free time.

Amongst a sea of crimson cloth and golden candlelight, Xiao looks up at you with a gaze akin to the starry night sky. Lips parted to whisper your name between hushed whimpers and grunts.

The searing blush on his face rivals the deep red of the sheets, surrounded by his dark hair splayed on the pillow akin to a halo. Ironic, considering the sinful way he was shuddering beneath you.

"S-Slow down-!" He hisses through gritted teeth. Claws sink into the plush of your thighs, hoping to still your movement for just a moment- just enough for him to catch his breath. But you're relentless, taking his hands and pinning them to his sides to use as leverage to ride him until he's dry. "Fuck- You're so tight. . ."

He's getting close again, twitching and throbbing inside your slippery cunt. His previous orgasms slosh inside, dripping down his shaft and staining the inside of your thighs. It's a vulgar sight. Unbecoming of an Adeptus as esteemed as himself- yet he can't find it in him to care when your lips slot over his and moan against his tongue.

A shiver runs down his spine when you clench down on him, squeezing and milking him like your life depended on it.

"Ah-! Xiao-" You sob deliriously, continuing to bounce on his cock. It's heavenly, the way the tip kisses and rubs against the sweetest spots inside. There are stars behind your eyelids, mind-numbing ecstasy filling your veins and fueling you to chase your orgasm. "'m cumming- Xiao 'm gonna--"

He pulls his hands out from under you, holding onto your hips for dear life as he pistons his cock in and out of your squirting cunt until he's throwing his head back and moaning out your name. Your cum mix together to splash onto his abdomen, soaking the sheets and dripping down your thighs.

And when you both settle down, panting and sticky with your fluids, Xiao holds you close to his chest, running a hand through your hair.

"We need to shower." You say against his neck, eyes closing in exhaustion. He flips you onto your side, pulling the blanket over your naked body.

"Later, just go to sleep." Yet when the morning comes, he finds himself having to carry you to the bathroom after you complain about the mess.

a/n: as an apology for disappearing for a while

[starrywangxian]

happy world donkey day to 小苹果！

[mag-loopy]

“Rainy season”

The squishies are back :D

[rox-of-iu]

the same clownery as usual lads 🌳🍑

!spoilers (but not for today's upcoming chapter lol)

'cultivate' by amazing wonderful talented @neonghostcat

[astralwukong]

yang @ blake mere hours/days after their most intimate/hardest moment together (the fight with adam). the shift from V6 to this is huge, the way she didn't even want to look blake in the eyes, to getting embarassed because blake looked at her. this is when she started to let her feelings for blake out for the first time since V3.

[evelynpr]

"rizz master" my ass, he's a pining loser-

[drrav3nb]

It's all in the past now. Everything is in the past now. You will have to face what you must eventually. You cannot always hide under the wings of your family.

[kumaronoa]

after finishing Lyney story quest ... please let Aether give him a hug,bebe need it qwq°°

[sirazaroff]

Guys get hype. We’ve got a sequel inbound.