#this is what wade does to me
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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we should absolutely adopt it as canon (mcu included) that old ass logan uses this old ass god-forsaken website (affectionate. probably)
#'bieber and beers' wade PLEASE logan is still in his edvard grieg era#quick tell me what does his tumblr acc look like lmao#i just KNOW he doesn't reblog them but his likes are mostly cat videos#everyone knows it too because he forgot to lock them.#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#in case anyone's wondering it's deadpool kills deadpool issue 1#mine#*cp#**dw#**c
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Which do you prefer, Spideypool or Poolverine?
glances at my decade-long running spider-man and deadpool blog
...hm. good question. i'll have to think about th
#sci speaks#contrary to what people may think. i actually do like spideypool#and it actually. is my favourite.#crazy insane. i know.#i don't know i just don't think logan/wade are end game. logan has got way too much other stuff going on to wind up with wade.#i just think it's hot when logan and wade kiss and stuff.#but i think it will always be hate fucking and will never be stable.#but spideypool... yeah. they're each other's brand of loser. they can make it work.#hi everybody i don't know if you know this about me but. i like spideypool. (sorry)#weirdly i think peter/logan would even work better than wade/logan. am i weird for that?#maybe it's just what i've read. but peter and logan have more mutual respect for each other in a weird way.#it feels more like a balance of powers. whereas with logan and deadpool wade does always kind of feel. like a doormat.#i know logan IS better than that but it's just what i see in a lot of portrayals. wade feels like dirt when he's standing next to logan.#whether logan treats him like dirt or not. doesn't matter. that's how wade feels. wade feels like dirt.#i really like wade being in relationships where he doesn't feel like dirt. 👍 big fan of that.#sure there are plenty of portrayals that have wade feel like dirt when he's with spider-man too. but... not the way i write them.
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Me, seeing male charaters who loose/ seek revenge out for their mothers at a young age: Oh, I KNOW its big. I just KNOW it. Mmhmmm LAwdy lawd, It's huge.
#memes#text meme#deadpool and wolverine#👀#erik lehnsherr#🫦#remy labeau#😏#tony stark#mhm 🙂↕️#bruce wayne dosn't count hes a little bitch boy#dont cancel me#alfred pennyworth#whew 😮💨#wouldn't I like to tango with that old man#i mean what#im married#who said that#Forest stfu#does anyone happen to know if Bucky has good relations with his mother?#for uh...#for science#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#COUGH#spiderman#but not tom holland or Miles bc theyre kids COUGH
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yasaka (miss psychological warfare) being entirely bamboozled by mitsumi working at face value is pretty amusing ngl
#not yet fully absorbed what this chapter told us about yasaka tbh. but whilst she does want to 'win' the guys#the impact that has on her relationship with girls is actually pretty fascinating. say... the thing with the cinema tickets#did she ignore the implications or genuinely not realise them wrt his gf? because sure it could be the former but if it's the latter#then her struggling to build relationships with girls is more a cycle that feeds into it itself than sth intended maliciously#and is weirdly something she'd have in common with mitsumi in terms of missing undertones.#but also yasaka only picking up what she's focusing on (winning) and reading malicious intent into interactions with other girls#means that she's so ill-equipped when it comes to making relationships with /anyone/ frankly#which is fascinating when she's first presented as this more savvy character. her choosing to try + wade into the undertones#has just left her /lonely/. (also. the boy stuff being about 'winning' rather than any kind of lasting romantic relationship is hm.)#skip to loafer#stl manga spoilers#she's weirdly reminding me of that chara from blue flag I'm blanking on the name of rn#(which also ties into how if yasaka just ignores the implications wrt his gf is she actually in the wrong for that necessarily?#friends can go to the cinema together after all. it being construed as some kind of cheating/date by society simply because#they're a girl and boy going together is kinda... yeah.)
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tw: for israel/palestine stuff and war crimes.
fucking left wing brainrot on here has people unironically saying shit like "its not palestine's fault, theyre just trying to reclaim their homeland" after watching a video of armed men parading a dead woman around in her underwear on the back of a truck with their boots on her back. spitting on her head while cheering. the fuck is wrong with you guys. what piece of land is worth raping women and deliberately hunting and gunning down civilians over.
edit: this post is NOT pro israel. it's just anti-war crimes. im leaving for work but if i come back and there's any discourse in the notes about supporting israeli occupation or saying racist shit about palestinians as a whole, this post is getting nuked.
#faq: yes i understand that israel commits atrocities as well#reading leftist discourse about this topic makes me want to throw up. what is wrong with you guys#how exactly does raping women accomplish ANY of palestine's goals#source:me#negative#rant#if that makes me a dirty centrist then so be it#i think you can generally support palestine and still condemn this attack. like i dont think those two thoughts are incompatible.#2023#politics#israel#palestine#ill get ready to get brigaded i guess. my punishment for wading into this mess of a discourse.
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Wade “IM NOT A KISSBOY” Wilson and Logan “I’m not gay Greg” Howlett
I’m sorry.
#What am I saying?#I have#many problems#It’s not even hidden it’s evidently clear by now/j#What does this mean 😭#lord help me#X-men#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#I’m not a kissboy#i’m not gay greg#wade wilson#logan howlett
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Now that I’ve sat with the election results for a little while, I’m gonna ramble about my thoughts and feelings. Please feel free to disregard this post if you are using Tumblr as an escape right now, I’ll be back to my regularly scheduled shenanigans tomorrow.
So I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that most of you goobers are not happy with the results. I’m also not particularly pleased, and frankly if you are happy then this post is not for you.
When Trump was elected for the first time in 2016 I was in my last semester of college. It was my first presidential election that I got to vote in. I had really, truly believed that there was no way my country would elect that man. Then I stayed up all night watching the results come in. I sat in my childhood bedroom, sick to my stomach, as reality sank in. They really were gonna elect that man.
It really, truly felt like the end of the world.
I drove to class the next day, and instead of having our lesson we sat and talked through our fears. It didn’t change the outcome of the election, and it certainly didn’t change what came from it in the following four years, but in the moment it helped. A lot.
In the following weeks I talked about it even more. I argued with family members on Facebook, and then discussed the impending fractures those arguments caused with other family members. I comforted my LGBTQA+ friends who feared for their right to peacefully exist as they were. I listened to my BIPOC friends whose fears were often otherwise falling on deaf ears in our community.
And now we’re here again. Eight years later, we’re being asked to look down the barrel of the same gun.
When he was elected in 2016 I was shocked. This year, I am not surprised at all. It’s a sad reality, but the U.S. is and has been going through some serious growing pains for decades. Before many of us even set foot in a voting booth.
It doesn’t feel like the end of the world this time, but that doesn’t mean things are always going to feel okay.
What I’m trying to say is that it’s okay to be afraid. It’s okay to be freaked out and concerned for the place you call home. It’s okay to have anxiety about what the next four years is going to look like for us, and especially those of us that do not fit into a very specific, very narrow box of existence.
The best thing you can do is share those fears. Lean on the communities that do accept you. Find the people that understand your concerns or are willing to hear them if they don’t. Protect your peace and stay safe, but open yourself to the people that you can trust. It might not change anything about the outcome of this election, but I promise you that it helps. A lot.
I am an inherently cynical person, so I understand the inclination to give up. To say fuck it, fuck this country that wants so badly to burn itself from the inside out. Fuck giving a shit ever again, when giving a shit has led to disappointment anyway. But I’m telling you right now, that’s exactly what they want. They want the opposition to give up. They want those of us that do not fit into that box to contort ourselves to fit, or to disappear entirely.
Merely existing in the face of oppression is rebellion. Rebellion is powerful. YOU are powerful, and you have every right to live a peaceful, joyful life. Never fucking forget that.
I’m posting the link for the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline again tonight because I want you all to know how serious I am about this. There is ALWAYS a light at the end of the tunnel. Talk to people you trust. Hold onto hope, it’s the greatest power humanity has.
It’s going to be okay.
#ramblings#politics#I’m so sorry if this does more harm than good#I just really needed to get these thoughts off my chest#please be kind to one another and remember that we’re all facing something scary right now#take the time you need to process and breathe#sending a huge grandma Teri hug to everyone who needs it today#I’m here if you need to just get things off your chest#I also dare someone to ask me what I did when roe v wade was overturned#okay I’m done much love please take care have a snack watch some South Park I love you all
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i find it endlessly funny that people on twitter saw these early elemental test animations and went “THIS IS WHAT WE COULD’VE ENDED UP WITH???!@;&” like no actually believe it or not there was a time when the animators were still learning how characters made entirely from water and fire worked. It’s almost like it took lots of trial and error to end up with the visually stunning movie that we have today. crazy isn’t it
#it’s not that big of a deal but it did bug me to see so many people just. FREAK OUT over this image#i mean it is really fucking funny don’t get me wrong#but the number of people going oh woe is me what has pixar come to got on my nerves#it’s a nice reminder that elemental is one of pixar’s most technically complex and difficult films ever#and it’s insane that it looks as good as it does#ok rant over bye#elemental#pixar#ember lumen#wade ripple#lou rambles
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It says a lot about how 2/3 of my top posts happened during the Honda hatefuck
#what happens in the honda does not stay in the honda if wade has his way#mr red spandex mcyapper? hiding the fact that he dicked down and was dicked down by wolverine?#come on now. there's two other movies that show why he won't shut up 🤨 not about that#the honda hatefuck#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#Wade is getting the loudest loudspeakers in existence 📢 LOGIBEAR AND I ARE FUCKING. AND HE BOTTOMS.#scream it into the multiverse if he could#be so fr#not sure yet if it says a lot about me#or it says a lot about my followers#or it says a lot about the fuckery ryan made sure was put into this film#probably that
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hey sci.how do you get wades personality to a T! I desperately wanna make a comic but I’m worried I’ll fall short to his character.Any Tips?
oh bless you! i don't think there's any sort of guide to getting wade's character right - all the canon writers write him so, so differently - he really is the sort of character that can be anything the author needs him to be (for better or for worse)
i know i've received complaints over the years about how i portray wade - sometimes people think i make him too emotional, or what-have-you, but i think the biggest crime anyone can commit when writing wade is him not being funny. (i know, that's so, so subjective.) i think when wade falls short for me in the comics or in any characterisation it's usually down to me just not finding the jokes funny! i can kind of forgive anything at all, as long as it's funny.
i've seen a lot of more serious depictions of wade in fanfiction and it kind of throws me for a loop - he's a showman. he'll always be cracking a joke, and if he isn't, you're in trouble.
i think something i'm kind of obsessed with when writing wade is the intentionality behind his words and actions - he's kind of a master of deflection. i think i do love to see a hyper-competent wade, who only plays the part of the idiot because it's what the audience likes to see. he's never stupid, he's just unlucky. when things go wrong for him, it's not due to stupidity - it's either self-sabotage, or he's a victim of the narrative. i think that's where my depiction of wade differs from daddy nicieza's - i think daddy nicieza's wade is big stupid, most of the time.
himbo rights.
but even then, his wade isn't as big of an idiot as he acts. and a lot of it is an act. he's putting on a show. i love a wade wilson who's actually so much more intelligent than he lets show. a wade wilson who's perpetually holding all his cards to his chest because he doesn't want anyone to be able to pin him down or predict him.
all his cards. on terms of capability, and also his emotions. he's so calculated about what other people get to see of him, particularly when he's wearing the mask. (when he's out of the mask he has decidedly less control over what people see of him.)
i think there's a few things that turn me off from a deadpool characterisation - mostly when i see a wade that's too sugary (i think that's why i can't care very much for the most recent deadpool series) - wade always has demons to overcome. always. being heroic isn't something that comes naturally to him. it isn't something that comes naturally to anyone, but at least wade's honest about it.
i like to see a wade that's a jerk. because he is. he's always been. it's like, his first ever personality trait. he is a jerk. a selfish jerk. please, oh please god, do not forget that he's a selfish jerk. i really love portrayals of him that don't shy away from that, but make him endearing anyway. you really don't have to erase all the bad parts of a character to make them likeable. you really, really don't. those bad parts are the tasty bits. makes me keep coming back for more.
when i see a wade that is not a selfish jerk i am like "wha. whuh. who is that. that's not wade. that's not my son. why is he not spitting in my eye right now."
i kind of have to hate him just a little. that's like, the whole point. you're meant to love and hate wade simultaneously, all the time. anyone who loves wade knows this wholeheartedly. to love him is to hate him.
second to that, please don't ever make wade wilson a sexual predator. that's a real problem (hate that).
#my favourite wades really are the ones that you can hate. or you hate loving.#writing this post kind of made me figure out just why the recent series hasn't landed for me.#sci speaks#fact is the recent series does not let me hate wade the appropriate amount.#please. i must hate him a little.#i also think the current series is probably too plot driven and not.. character driven enough.. i love wade for#kind of being a stupidly self-reflective character that sits around and mopes a lot. he does that a lot.#i love characters that sit and mope a lot. i miss characters just sitting around and moping.#god. maybe i'm the bad writer. i hate plot. i just want quiet moping.#but the heart wants what it wants.#i think thats why i love the old spider-man comics so much. the plot was a mess. but my god did peter parker do some great moping.
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think I just sobbed and moaned at the same time
#PLEASE#ben wade is hitting just right today#as always#LOOK. AT HIS FACE#HIS HAIRRRRR#begging to straddle him and just play in his hair#he’s looking like an angel bathed in golden light here#he’d be worth getting shot over#i’m right and i should say it#so hot he’s disrupting local weather patterns#meteorologists are baffled#I NEED HIM OKAY#i NEED to find out what that tongue does#and those hands also#i will be glad to share all my expertise with him as well#it’s none but he can teach me#I’LL BE A GOOD STUDENT BEN PLEASE#woke up so hot for him this morning#him and his gravelly voice and gentle hands and general sexiness#WHEN BEN WADE#when are you going to make an honest woman of me#3:10 to yuma#russell crowe#ben wade
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Munday Meme Time
ROLEPLAY NAMES: Magpie/Magnus/Mags PRONOUNS: He/They MUSE NAME(S): Too many to name PREFERRED COMMUNICATION: DMs or just chatting in the tags generally, I only really add people on discord when I feel I've gotten to know them a bit. EXPERIENCE: I started off 15+ years ago on deviantart doing oc roleplays in the comments of pictures, then twitter for short ic back and forths, then omegle, then tumblr- been writing here for a good 10+ years at least now! PREFERRED ROLEPLAY TYPE: I like variety honestly and it's easier to say what I DON'T like, which I guess mostly would be focusing on one rp type too intently. Like angst is fun, but I can't have nothing BUT angst, bad event after bad event with it just getting worse and worse. Same as I don't know I'd feel all that engaged with PURE slice of life. Variety is my thing. Gimme gimme. Ups and downs, action and peaceful moments, I need all of it. Also prefer para roleplays to shortform if we're talking serious stuff. PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS: Not having character info, especially if they're canon divergent or OCs. Assumptions laid on my muses without consulting me, as some of my characters are divergent and that information is in their bios. Lastly it'd be demanding shit of me? I get it's annoying to wait for things but if people get pissy about it then that's it, I'm out. We're out here playing with dolls, don't treat it like a job. BEST TIME TO WRITE: Evening. I don't have a set home rn, so evenings where I'm settled and not going anywhere for the night are the most opportune time to write. Plus everyone else is asleep and not buzzing around to distract me. ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE?: Most of the time there's at least SOMETHING in a muse that reminds me of myself (aside from villains who I pick up for the reason that they're nothing like me and it's fun to play around with), it won't be the reason I choose them but it will be something that helps me understand them. Of any of my characters, Wade is probably most like me - which is why he takes the lead of this blog because he's easiest for me to write.
TAGGED BY: Stolen from @nerdynanny TAGGING: @ficklefables | @hopedefined | @bucketfullofocs | @compelledcurator for when you get back and tbh moots feel free to @ me in this if you yoink it cause I like getting to know y'all.
#[The biggest difference between me and wade is that he doesn't give a fuck about what he does 90% of the time]#[Whereas I overthink and worry constantly that I'm annoying and too intense - I apologize for that on the regular to people >.>]#ooc || the birb speaks#Monochrome Feathers || Mun
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deadpool and wolverine made me into a giggly little bitch
#FINALLY got to see it#very good theater experience#i went by myself but the people i was sitting between were also giggly little bitches#god the soundtrack#GOO GOO DOLLS?? FROM MY CHILDHOOD?? I LOVE YOU RYAN REYNOLDS#sorry#spoilers past this tag#cowboy deadpool save me save me cowboy deadpool#EVERY WADE HAS A PETER? THE IMPLICATIONS#listen to me probably say what else everyone already has but i'm just... EXCITED#and is it just me or does the cheesy message of every deadpool movie also get to you guys. like friendship being the ultimate superpower in-#anime but like for some reason i just can't help liking the simple cheesy message bc yk not everything needs to be DEEP idk what im saying#anyway#deadpool spiderman venom when?#i have more coherent thoughts but i am tired and headache and face hurts 👍#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3
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mulder loves to counsel a villain and try to help a monster but when he’s serious he’s serious
#this show ALWAYS knew who the real monsters were#the way he just fucking shoots wade in the back in oubliette???#didn’t even register to me immediately on my first watch#i remember being like……wait what#because it’s SO unlike him#he does the same thing with schnauz in unruhe#who was lobotomizing women#he’ll literally stand there all day and try to understand and connect and tell the monsters they can overcome anything#but there are certain things he can’t rationalize or empathize with and i think that’s a very important line#he can have a little violation of due process. as a treat ❤️#also; shooting roche in the head#to make sure the little girl he kidnapped was okay#even though it meant sacrificing any information roche might have#one of my favorite mulder moments of the series sorry i love to watch child abusers die
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listen i also think 2b is hot but also i am very very tired of walking into the tags every now and then only to see sexy art of her this is not what im here for im here for the existential crisis
#snow speaks#i would talk more about nier automata if i could but ALAS EVERYONE IS TOO FIXATED ON HOT 2B...#I GET IT ME TOO !!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO PLEASE I JUST MISS THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THIS GAME GIVES ME GIVE IT BACK#aughhhhhhh#if i could id replay the game all over again#im at a point at least where i barely remember anything but quotes every now and then#so if i could play it then itd be like playing it entirely fresh !! and thatd be nice#but alas i cannot :(#and tbh like.#the thing with nier is that its not even the characters itself that gets me but the whole theme and story#the characters are only pawns and tools to the rest of the story#yes sure they have their own backstories and stuff but i think i could not appreciate them without enjoying the story itself#like i just love love love nier for how it focuses a lot on the idea of seeking out purpose for yourself#'a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself.'#throughout the entire game you see the androids/machines try to find purpose and meaning in this otherwise meaningless world#does it blow up in their face? yes but to them that is a purpose to live#and enough to keep going#is that not what we're all doing? trying to wade through the waters of this world in hopes that we'll find a purpose to keep going?#i whhhhh i miss you nier automata#i miss just how much this game means to me and how it played a lot into shaping my view on reality and living#i dont think my words will ever suffice how much i love it#but i love it a lot#but yeah also like dont take this the wrong way either its just. im tired#if i could id kiss 2b but alas it was not meant to be :( (shes so pretty)#anyways hi#ACTUALLY IM NOT DONE HOLD ON#LIKE LISTEN#theres also this thing about attachment and suffering too that plays into it#the cycle of life and death and the cycle of attachment and suffering#many times these purposes these androids and machines find wind up blowing up in their face due to needing an attachment to their identity
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