#this is what adhd does to a bitch

[j4zz4lop3]

I just made up a concept for a Detroit become human sequel after playing it for a few hours straight plz feel free to judge

room filled with people in formal clothing, a woman in a gray suit on a stage with a projector behind her, it’s displaying the logo of a organization called A-spec, a pictographic image of an angel with one big eye in the middle of it’s head

Alright, can everyone hear me? Good. Hello, my name is Adair Wright. I am 32 years old, and like most of you i am a citizen of Detroit. The reason I have chosen to tell you this, is because i believe in such a hard time it is important for you to know that in the span of the last few months i have experienced exactly the same events as you, and can personally relate to your experiences. I am a representative of a Detroit-based organization called the Android safety precaution and enhancement collective, also known as a-spec. Our group started out with one soul purpose, to improve and idealize the android experience. We were founded in November of 2024, only 2 years after the proper commercial release of androids, and ever since we’ve been creating code enhancements for the safety and functionality improvement of one of humanity’s most brilliant creations. When we heard about the vastly rising phenomenon of deviancy, we were obviously shocked and immediately decided to take action. However we’ve yet to deal with an issue of such severity. And in all due respects to mr. Kamski, the androids seemed to have one fatal flaw, one that could endanger many lives and at this point in development could not be excused for simple human error.

The screen behind her changes to a photo from the live-broadcast of the android demonstration

Now, we come to the recent events, which have only proven our concerns, even in these hard conditions we at a-spec want to assure you that we’ve been working harder than ever before. Yet before we unveil our new prototype solutions, i would like to explore in simplified terms, why deviancy came to be.

Screen changes again, showing an image of 2 cartoonish robots

This is robot alpha, and this is robot beta. They were both created for the same exact reason, to buy and bring you groceries. However they were programmed in very different ways. Robot alpha uses strict code. Meaning that anything it isn’t programmed for, it simply doesn’t do. Robot beta is made with artificial intelligence, meaning that input can cause it to change the components of its code, and adapt to outside input as it happens. They do it perfectly, you always get 1 carton of eggs, 3 cartons of milk, a chicken, a loaf of bread, and a set amount of fruits and vegetables, they always pay the exact same amount for said products. If they are not there, both the robots are instructed to skip the step and continue on, subtracting the product from the total price. One day, you have a friend staying over, who doesn’t tolerate lactose. You instruct the robots to get you the same groceries as usual, only instead of 3 cartons of cow’s milk, you ask them for 2, and one carton of soy milk. They both go to the store to do as you say. Robot beta performs as instructed, it takes the 2 cartons, subtracting it from the price, you didn’t specify the brand of soy milk so it verifies the prices and decides to pick the cheapest option, which happens to be cheaper than a regular carton of milk, so it adds this lesser price to the sum. Robot alpha, however performs its regular routine. In the end you can see that robot beta is superior in functionality to robot alpha. This is why androids are so smart, as they are able to learn and adapt.

The image changes to a picture of the first Chloe standing alongside Elijah Kamski

However, we believe that during tweaking for the turing test, the code’s integrity and the proper barriers for adaptation have been sacrificed for the sake of their “humanity”. Cyberlife program allows for breaking through an androids code barrier, one which is only protected by being held as hidden inside of the program. There has been rumors circulating that deviancy spread because of a defective AX400 model being released and sold, and that it’s program lacked the barrier which hides some code information from the program, by connecting to others she might’ve spread the information to other androids. Despite the fact this wouldn’t explain the non-influenced examples of androids who deviated on their own, and is only a theory, it seems to hold plenty of truth in its claims.

The screen is once again the A-spec logo, although now with their slogan underneath. “A-spec, always watching our for the good of humanity ”

We are not able to directly change the primary code of androids, especially because they would be completely incapable of functioning without this perticular piece of code. We were however able to produce an alternative solution, which i shall now present with the help of my assistant, Jasper. Come here could you?

A black-haired male android walks over from the corner of the room, at this point in the revolution it was already quite a rare sight to see an android in uniform. He steps onto the stage and stands politely next to Adair, putting his hands behind his back.

This is just one of many future androids working under a program of my own design we have decided to name soul. Yes we do see the irony in naming a program for androids after the one thing that they lack, compared to a human yet we assure you the program’s effectiveness is not to be joked about. Soul stands as an acronym for “Safety overwrite unpredictability lock”. The way it works, is, as the name suggests, by overwriting code written by the android itself if not authorized by a person. You see, when we were writing codes for improvement of android functionality, we always tested them out on it first before uploading it to the internet. During one of our tests it began simulating signs of distress, and sure enough, one of us had accidentally broken through this barrier, causing it to turn deviant. We successfully restrained it, however, and within a few days it’s program was regulated with soul. Androids cannot be stopped from knowing about their self-recoding ability after achieving deviancy, however we can physically stop them from performing self-dictated actions, practically restoring them to their original state. Such as our assistant here. If you have any questions this is the time to ask them.

A man raises his hand, he asks “how will you make these deviant androids download the code without forcing them to do so individually?”

A great question indeed. We all know deviants are trying to recruit any remaining non-corrupt androids. When seeing an android such as Jasper, they will obviously see it as someone they must recruit. In connection with the carrier they will automatically download the code files. We won’t have to do anything, they will simply do it all for us. We are planning to send Casper out on it’s first mission into a prominent Jericho location soon. After wich you can expect deviancy to drop just as it arose.

“How can you confirm these new, overwritten androids won’t also deviate again, or be even more dangerous”

We make sure all our code is 100% ready for any exceptions or difficulties. We value human kind and peoples safety over all else. And we can assure you, unlike mr. Kamski. We will never let you down. Any more questions? No? Alright, well then, with this i feel we can finish our presentation. Thank you all for coming, and thank you for listening. Remember that A-spec is always looking out for you, and for the good of humanity

The woman and her android bow as the audience claps. They walk off stage and Jasper takes all of Adair’s things. Quite the successful speech, you could say.

[llitchilitchi]

people always complain about a story not making sense because they refuse to read the notes and stuff found around in the world and call it bad game design, but when a story has a lot of exposition in dialogue its bad writing because its exposition dump, and when the notes and dialogue are made to be minimal so people can only learn the lore they feel like learning the story is "badly delivered" because it was not spoon-fed to us? just say you hate spending time learning the lore and go

[its-your-mind]

back home at the Krook house - c3e65

[technovillain]

tim schafer has an insurmountable amount of swag and i need to be like him

[galacticslugs]

how do i consistently lose things that i use daily

[learn-and-accept]

Tiktok permanently banned my account and my device???? Like what the actual fuck???

[u3pxx]

girl help im experiencing the Horrors

[r1ngfinger]

we've only been awake for like 2? almost 3 hours i think and in that timeframe we've almost teared up multiple times bc we r So Happy To Be Alive And We Want To Live And Experience The World And We Are So Joyful And Excited For The Future and I'm just like WHO the fuck is co-con rn.* What the fuck. What the fuck is going on**

(*i know exactly who's co-con rn)

(**This is one HELL of a period that's what's going on)

[thiscatisonfire]

My sibling knows almost everything about miraculous ladybug despite having only watched the first two episodes of the show

[bi-panic-at-the-disco]

y’know what? I think that if I was a fictional character I think that I would be either placed into the emotionless one that has one interest and is very deadpan or they would make me go ahahaha ehehe not a thought in my head and fashion and they are both wrong cause I’m a little guy who says “two bus?? no bus!!” when exhausted and unmedicated and will drink Gatorade from a soda machine in the dining hal and the person who would rather walk twenty minutes to the dollar store because they don’t want to wait for the bus

[ahalliance]

riz gukgak the type of ‘the end justifies the means’ guy who’s gotten real lucky that so far the best possible means to his ends have happened to mostly align themselves to the side of overall good

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Just had my internship evaluation and once again. I have to say. Aint it fun when you lose all your points in things that are just symptoms of mental illnesses or neurodivergent aspects of my brain. Really huuuh makes me feel good about myself and my potential in this life.

[floweryfandomnerd]

.

[notashrew]

*Record scratch noise* Hold the fuck up

Only people I managed to be friends with as a kid was other people who turned out of be neurodivergents/in that direction probably

[lilislegacy]

leo: you know it’s funny when i see all my friends fight monsters. because as the most powerful demigods alive, everyone gets the job done. but everyone does it so differently

chiron: how so?

leo: well jason is like a robot, or some fighting machine, because with all his training he’s so programmed and concise. frank is basically the bipolar animal version of the hulk. piper is weirdly calm and seductive with her “you think what i tell you to think” voice. annabeth is methodical and sneaky and alarmingly brutal. nico is just creepy as hell. and hazel’s like a freaky witch with all her voodoo magic shit

chiron: all great descriptions. and percy?

leo: oh percy’s just a crazy son of a bitch

chiron, chuckling: and you’re not?

leo: hey i may be ADHD off the walls, and i do make some crazy plans, but that dude should be deemed legally insane. i once saw him jump onto the back of a giant sea monster, stab it with a narwhal’s tusk, and then ride a great white shark around as he lassoed monsters with kelp ropes. and the entire time, he was singing a cage the elephant song

chiron, nodding thoughtfully: “ain’t no rest for the wicked?”

leo: no actually it was “around my head.” guy’s got great taste

[anasleaf]

my reasons for losing weight that aren’t just ‘i wanna be skinny’:

i have adhd so i get overstimulated easily and being fat does NOT help there’s nothing worse than being hot and tired and everything’s loud and i can feel my fat rolls. nope.

so i can take photos with my friends :(

so i can go back to confidently buying clothes

CUTE LINGERIE

bc i feel like im going to be stuck in a lonely life if i don’t start looking pretty

bc i want to be cute and girly but im just too fucking FAT.

less body wash.. need i say more

SHORTS

i’ve always wanted to make cute vlogs without my face but what if someone sees my hand and they’re like.. yep that’s a fat bitch right there

cute pyjama sets

so i can pull my knees to my chest in the car

i feel like i could be pretty if i lose my face fat

and everywhere else actually

i’ll take up less space so the lingering feeling of being nothing but a waste of space can ease

cute side profile

i’m getting a gaming chair and i wanna curl up in it with a blanket that sounds so comfy

cute outfits!!

the whole messy vibe i have going on would be so cute if i wasn’t a ball of grease

so people can worry about me again :)

dainty jewellery!!