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achievement unlocked: sweated so much sports bra looks cel-shaded!
#this is very off brand for me#except maybe not now?? is this my brand???#life#been trying to go to minimum two cardio/dance classes a week#and this one is ug#heavy
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Book Fitzjames
#love this guy#chubby lisping fitzjames u r everything 2 me#I have a very clear image of what he looks like in my head…these aren’t exactly it but it’s close enough#lowkey based off this one highschool teacher I had who I hated#his name was Mr. Schuler and he was so pale and snivelly#and was this specific brand of really posh and somewhat effeminate but strict guy#think like… Paul giamatti in the Holdovers but 35 and allergic to peanuts#he was the literature/history/grammar/logic/government teacher obviously#BUT I can’t say he wasn’t well-dressed and always at tip top shape. I respected him a ton too#he was just extremely racist is all.#and bullied students#the terror by dan simmons#the terror#james fitzjames#amc the terror#the terror amc
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sqh raising luo binghe bc the wash lady never happened bc the timeline's altered and subsequently mbj finds out or qinghua tells him (pre-established moshang) and qinghua is hmmn . freaking the fuck out bc wdym his stallion protag is a colicky newborn baby that won't go to bed unless he's rocked, swaddled, and cuddled by sqh (mobei-jun's heart shattered when baby binghe cried when sqh handed him off for a second before putting him to bed, he's still nursing his bruised ego) . this is his beloved if bloodthirsty son who is 75% cheek and 25% baby fat, it is a miracle he ever goes to his jobs when his son is so cute and tiny and why did he not write cameras into PIDW !!! no amount of portraiture would capture his sweet boy looking up at him all cute and tiny and never to be captured on camera. moshang being dads co-parenting binghe and everyone being confused bc everyone thought mobei-jun would finally marry and make qinghua consort shang but to each their own . co-parenting and then oh my god they're not even together yet are they? posing for family portraits together with romantic tension thick enough to start choking everyone out of the room. qinghua and mobei-jun looking next to dead bc binghe has never slept thru the night and sqh feels like he hasn't had a good night's rest since he transmigrated into PIDW . also maybe make it omegaverse
@coastinglove
#this is coastingloves's fault#omegaverse#specifically based off of love me dead by Cat42103 on ao3#moshang raising baby binghe worms#moshang#wormz in my brain#big ol chunky baby binghe#love moshang dads so freaking bad#mpreg#omegaverse bc i have a brand to uphold#kid fic#moshang co-parents first married couple second is very important to me#sqh cries 3 times a day bc of his son#svsss#mbj loves binghe more than life itself#mxtx#inspired by 7 million fics#luo binghe#scum villain self saving system
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ive been watching the dog motif show... why is no one talking about this guy. isaac lahey come home from france,,,, sweet boy,,,, we miss you,,,
#teen wolf#fanart#isaac lahey#x#there is actually so much to his character that it makes me wanna gnaw my fingers off#what do you mean he dug his own grave and accepted the bite with the assurance that it would save him from his abuse#but in reality he just traded one angry man for another#and he never escapes this cycle#and there is no other ending to this story#because he gets written off the show but he doesn't even get a tragic death bc the actor wanted to keep all his options open#daniel sharman when i fucking catch you#ugh#also i think this post is very on brand for me#sorry falsettos fans another niche no-demand fandom inside a fandom was calling my name#god i love bad television#punica granatum
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i've had these scenarios written down since volo's debut in pokemon masters and i just really wanted to scribble them down and finally release them
#pokemon#volo#pokemon volo#pokemon jacq#n harmonia#pokemon rei#trainer rei#clai's art#trying to write n's specific brand of being mean is hard to me for some reason#in the initial idea i had him outright call volo stupid but i didnt know if that was too far so i just took it out BJFBFJF#but anyway volo being a historian who had to have studied many walks of life but has still come to the conclusion that the world is hopeless#jacq being someone who's very positive and sees the best in people even if they are very much not great to him (see: raifort)#finally realizing someone he knows is like. inexcusably horrible#n's situation wasn't even that different from volo's. both saw injustice in society and sought to change it#but even n. who hated humanity for what he thought they were all responsible for. didnt want humans to Die for what they did!!#and rei. rei was a scared kid who saw the very worst of volo firsthand. rei needed friends and one of them despised him in the end#isnt it soooo funny how volo thinks he's alone yet keeps pushing away all the people who want to connect with him :) i hate pla so much :)))#as another note too. perhaps the rei thing could end in two ways#satisfying good ending where it kicks off volo's realization that hey maybe people do trust me unconditionally#or no good bad ending where volo takes this as another betrayal. rei only liked him for his facade like everyone else so why does it matter#volo almost makes me feel as ill as n does. hate this stupid guy i shouldnt have bought pla for my birthday i should have gotten. p/kmin idk
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I want to say one thing about the setup for Jinx leaving.
The Silco in her mind told her to walk away to be free and she immediately thought about dying. That was the plan.
But THEN-- then Ekko stops her from blowing herself up. The thing is how. Because talking Jinx out of that mindset would require a whole team. And it does.
We can infer he told her that there is another version of her, of course. Powder and Jinx are the same, and as Powder told him "you want me to change" Jinx would think the same! except Jinx believes there is no "good version" of her
But as we know, it is not about one version being superior to the other or how Jinx and Powder being different. But it's about how Ekko has everything to recontextualize something that our Jinx knows deep down.
Because that is the same conversation she had with Silco in the cell, but this time not from a hallucination but from someone who is treating her as a real friend, part of the support system Jinx lacks, but she clings on so desperately.
So I'll go back to Powder for a sec
This is not the first time Vander and Powder have this conversation about her potential, about her leaving
And Vander did say something about it to Ekko. He knows her daughter
As well as Silco's words of wisdom.
Here he might be talking directly about Vander but, we know that it is also about oneself, after all that's what Jinx is all about. She is The Jinx because she destroys everything right? she is her walking reminder of all her failures.
And that's the Ekko's secret knowledge that saves Jinx. We don't need a recap of that episode, we just watched it. and Ekko is there to reach for Jinx, finding her, rewinding the explosion as many times as he has to. He tries very hard for her.
Jinx, as much as she claims to destroy everything, she creates, the one thing she knows how to do, and that's where she is more herself. She builds things and she might find someone worth trying for, not her ghosts or her guilt, but just herself.
Now, here they are: you've seen them, you love them, our acclaimed shimmer ray from the explosion and the ship sailing away.
Jinx leaving is about her following her dads advice and believing in Ekko's words. And I bet she does.
I just.... find it so charming that the glimpse of hope Ekko gives her is not just from himself but also about the fathers she lost so many times.
and to tie up the box, we have the final lyrics of Wasteland (that the series leaves out for ambiguity imo)
bonus monkeys, i bet it is the second Jinx kind of knew that Ekko was talking about her when he said "someone very special"
"someone worth building it for"
#timebomb#arcane season 2#not to timebomb in main BUT#arcane#very funny that silco sees ekko and jinx and go -i can finally retire with my husband because the children are alright and Zaun wont fall-#im sorry VI i have things to say about it but im tired and I have a deadline and you are another can of worms#i just really love jinx brand of grief#fucking off will fix me too. maybe.#sick and tired of all the takes going 'ButTheYdIDnt sHow uS--'#they did. grow up.#these animators and storytelllers give us credit as the audience so do your homework too and do not want everything on screen all the time
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the candle.
a comic about rediscovering passion and recovering from burnout.
creative notes:
#this comic ended up feeling so much more somber than i think i originally intended#i hope the conclusion at the end comes off more settled and happy than it does reluctant or disappointed#since i do feel that way. happy that is#its a cliche but returning to your inner child#just making stuff that YOU'D like to see more of#it does wonders for making you feel less like being a creator means giving away parts of yourself#im sorry if this is coming off as preachy#obviously you can do what you like#and im not ever gonna be the wisest person in the room#im barely into my 20s#but i spent almost a year torturing myself over what i wanted to be#deciding to just...do what i thought would be cool ended up being the best possible decision#its 10pm#this series makes me really marinate in my own issues#very pretentious but at this point its my brand#comic art#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics
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i love how similar the fall guy and bullet train are because david leitch i'm perceiving you so hard. i'm seeing how you shape your ideal version of masculinity and present the emotional action hero as sexy and capable and not at all undermined by his depth of feeling but made stronger for it. it's beautiful and subversive and quite frankly it's gay as hell. genuinely i find it extremely interesting how he handles this balance so gracefully in a way that makes colt and ladybug funny, real, and desirable to both the men and the women in the audience
#also not meaning to exclude nonbinaries in this post. i just meant it in a way that people often talk about the male vs female gaze#and i think david navigates satisfying both distinct wants in a very interesting way#and ladybug is sillier than colt for sure#and his emotionality is often played for laughs#in a way that had me questioning whether it was a positive framing or not#then the fall guy came out and i was like oh. this is just david's favorite brand of man#i see you david#i think it comes down to brad and ryan a bit also#brad seemed convinced that ladybug was a wuss and probably leaned into that more. i know he improvised a lot#whereas ryan was coming off the heels of barbie where he also played a sincere hot guy#i'm sure that helped him take colt more seriously as a character#but this is just my two cents#bullet train#ladybug#the fall guy#colt seavers#meta
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if anyone needs a little softness post-werefic please know that:
1) wolfeliot starts out kind of prickly and dignified around the team. spending any time with them in wolf form just hanging out pretending to nap is a vulnerability and a mark of progress; accepting physical affection or accessories takes longer.
the first time, parker doesn't exactly ask. she plonks herself down beside him, doggie bandana in hand, and sophie's going "parker I don't think- that might not be-" and eliot's grumbling a little growl under his breath but, ultimately, not doing a single thing to stop her.
he looks very handsome.
2) so werequinn is incredibly tempting for so many reasons right? it feels wrong to me personally to give just one of them this to deal with, animal hangouts would be peak cuteness, @darkfinch has very much sold me on the benefits and contributed at least half of the details-
and there are, in fact, backstory possibilities that make up for the fact that this is meant to be a Rare Curse and Difficult To Handle.
but for cuteness' sake let me just say that werequinn is a very dumb big cat who he insists on treating as a seperate creature with his own shit going on. he enjoys long walks on the beach long nighttime adventures with his best buddy, biting people as a sign of affection, biting people as a sign of malice, and making a nuisance of himself when eliot's cooking.
and he answers only to Mr Paws.
#orig#werewolf eliot au#quinn#no progress on feeling out a sequel but it felt off-brand for me to drop an angst ficlet with no followup so#eliot as a wolf takes a WHILE to relax enough to allow it but absolutely ends up with clients' kids climbing over him#while he pretends to look grumpy about it#absolutely refuses the comfy dogbed hardison finds for him so hardison has to get a nice comfy rug as decor instead#wolf eliot is so very dear and near to my heart. just know that.#EDITED TO FIX STRIKETHROUGH. why does that just sometimes not work
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Kingdom Hearts + Text Posts
#it’s very off-brand for me not to have any of the wayfinder trio in here#kingdom hearts#kh sora#kh roxas#kh xion#kh Axel#kh xehanort
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DO WHAT YOU CAN AND DONT BE A DICK ON THE INTERNET
i was writing a post about how it's unhelpful to shame average people for not meeting your standards of activism and calling them evil and things like that bc shame is not a reliable motivator and you don't know these people blah blah blah. and then i ended up writing this so here u go:
like. let's imagine you're an average guy. you work a job under a shitty manager and you still can't pay rent and afford groceries at the same time. you have untreated physical and mental illness and/or trauma. you don't have energy to cook a full meal. one of the microwave foods you like is being recalled. lead or e. coli or something. you can't remember when you last had water. you are too tired to clean the mold and algae off the corners of your brita. and who knows what is in the tap water.
a new episode of your favorite show just came out. you post about it. someone comments or makes a video about you and several others who are not posting about [serious issue]. saying you are heartless and inhuman. and you've heard about [serious issue] on a site or from someone who is supposed to be the most trustworthy on this topic. this random person on the internet is telling you things that don't match up to that. they're telling you that you should've had researched more. that not knowing enough is not an excuse. there is mold in your brita filter.
the video about you has thousands of comments. they're saying they think you should know what it's like to experience [serious issue]. then maybe you would take it seriously. you have the privilege to post about your favorite show. you are being lazy. these people are like piranhas. your dinner has e. coli or something. you have to clean your brita.
you want to research [serious issue]. you care about people. you started to but you are hearing different stories. one of your sources is from the same internet the random person came from. you thought you weren't supposed to trust the internet? another source can't even stand up against itself. that one is supposed to be trustworthy.
you see someone getting torn apart for posting misinformation. comments say they should have done their research. these people are like piranhas.
now you're seeing it. raw footage. you need a break and your notifications are flooded. why haven't you posted about this yet??? it's the least you could do. are you lazy??? don't you care??? these people are like piranhas. you still need to clean the brita.
no more internet. you need to clean the brita. sponge, soap. tap water. thin green and black streaks coming off the corners of the pitcher. all done. well now the sponge has mold on it. new sponge. your brita filter is getting old. new filter. do you even deserve a new filter? do you deserve fresh water? whatever, just refill it. tap water. waiting. tap water. waiting. tap water, fridge. check your phone.
brita filters are getting recalled.
lead or e. coli or something.
#ohio#i still think about you#this exact situation hasn't happened to me#it's partly based off my experience and partly off of others#and britas have not been recalled to my knowledge but i do know they're like#not a great or amazingly effective brand#i hear they are very bare bones#like they're alright#don't worry about lead in ur brita is what i'm saying#handmadeorganicpost#art#??#writing#prose#poetry#writer#this is not about one situation#i've seen this pattern since 2020 at the earliest#handmadeorganicart
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I keep thinking about this line from ck.
this is the culmination of the van eck job; the 'post-credits' scene that tells us where each of the characters is going forward. nina is 'going to find a way to make it matter', which teases row. inej is starting her journey of ending slavery on the seas. jesper and wylan's futures are explicitly intertwined and implicitly turning to politics.
what does kaz's line mean? what was leigh trying to foreshadow?
I refuse to believe the phrasing of it means nothing, because in the context of this scene, it can't mean nothing. this is kaz's next big journey. and it also references another big conversation from ck:
this scene from the geldrenner bathroom is so important because, in it, inej confronts kaz with the truth of his revenge arc (which essentially drives the plot of the entire duology): how is the person he became to ruin pekka different from pekka himself?
and again, kaz mentions building an empire and burning it.
so it has to have meaning. is it literal? will a big plot point in soc #3 involve kaz setting fire to the barrel? but if that's the case, why is it significant that he rebuilds it into something new beforehand?
or maybe it's figurative. at the very end of ck inej asks kaz to help her end slavery from his side of things in ketterdam. she mentions taking down the crooked politicians, the slave-owners, the... even less-moral barrel bosses. while it seems obvious that kaz's 'new empire' is a barrel under his control, what would become of a criminal empire under the thumb of a man indirectly helping to destroy it? perhaps it figuratively 'burns to the ground'.
so either kaz builds his empire, and then literally burns it to achieve something else, or kaz builds his empire and uses its own power to 'burn it' by helping something cleaner grow instead. maybe that's the connection to the bathroom conversation: maybe it's the way he finally proves himself to be different from pekka.
or maybe it's neither of those, and I'm completely off-base? either way it has to mean something big, and I would honestly love to hear more interpretations.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#kaz brekker#I think I previously made it clear that I'm team 'kaz would never clean up his act and go honest'#but honestly burning everything he achieved to help ketterdam become less corrupt and then fucking off is pretty on-brand for him#'if I can't be a criminal then NO ONE gets to be a criminal. I'm going down and I'm taking the barrel down with me'#I am also VERY carefully not mentioning the possibility of kaz literally burning down the barrel and burning with it...#we all know who dies if someone dies in soc3 ok
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Heart: You don’t need to complain about my murder attempt when you’re reviewing a FUCKING CANDLE.
Mind [making no attempt to hide his giggling]: No, I think he does actually.
#submission#based off a real conversation#soul would do this#at the very least it’s extremely funny to imagine him doing this#< prev tags#real#{the sugar cookie scent is such a great smell to have in the kitchen It has such a nice rich smell that always makes me hungry for a cookie}#{the cinnamon candle is also a perfect scent to wake up to when you find your inner halves killing each other at 3am in the morning!}#{the clean bed sheets however suck. too faint 3/10}#{the lemon scent however is quite pleasant. very calming to have when trying to ignore the screams of your inner selves :} }#{the cedar candle is also great my chicken loves that one. make more of those ❤}#im just talking about candles now#HMS brand scented candles when/j#love waking up to the smell of my violence/silence candle its great#chonny jash#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium
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#'im acc british!! (sorry)'#no see that's embarrassing because. I am also British. And listening to it back again it's very obvious to me that you are british also#before you ask how I missed my own brand of accent: I have absolutely no idea#I presume it's because I was tired as hell and emotionally compromised (I think I had just finished Baldur's Gate 3)#(very good game btw)#also sorry @ anyone else who submitted stuff - your submissions are in the queue!#I'm just bumping this one up because the queue is LONG rn and I don't want to continue a conversation a month later#lol#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: frick the frack off#submission
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Mrs. Claus
Miranda Richardson - Fred Claus
Bonnie Hunt - Red one
Elizabeth Mitchell - The Santa Clauses
Goldie Hawn - The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two
#Mrs. Claus#Miranda Richardson#Bonnie Hunt#Elizabeth Mitchell#Goldie Hawn#Fred Claus#Red one#The Santa Clauses#The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two#my gifs#movie edits#tv edits#movies : Christmas#movies : Holiday#movies : Family#tv : Sitcom#tv : Christmas#tv : Holiday#Paul Giamatti#J.K Simmons#Tim Allen#Kurt Russell#Santa Claus#St. Nick#in some sick twist of fate... I find myself obsesses with the Mrs. Claus archetype#'middle ages women aside' this is very off brand of me...#Happy Holidays#merry christmas#bright solstice#merry yule
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Seven Cat Calls Event
Celebrating my favorite (looking) Cats performers
‣Week twenty-one: Macavity
#sevencatcalls2024#cats fan on main#cats the musical#macavity#i dont love the classic mac design-- the old white one or the new black one#it looks like a kid's pajama onesie from the neck down to me#and the makeup trying to make him look like a tiger with the big teeth just feels silly to me#however the zurich mac was very nice. bright colors very fluffy milder makeup#and i love bway revival mac of course#tho us tour 6's version of him kind of felt like the off-brand bargain version. esp the makeup
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