#this is truly the darkest timeline
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It is 2024 and Paul McCartney still hasn't opened an OnlyFans to sell his vintage nudes and sex tapes.
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Today feels like an appropriate day to post this meme I made a few months ago--I'm just gonna leave this right here...
#casey novak#svu#law and order svu#matt gaetz#congress#this is truly the darkest timeline#criminal face card#straight up criminal
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I'm aroace, but I still have big aesthetic preferences. I'm not usually shy about ranting about my love of pretty boys, but I don't take into account that most people assume I'm a cis woman. Which also means there are people who believe I am a straight cis woman. Why have I been forsaken
#i did not go through 8 years of questioning my identity for people to think I'm a cis woman#this is truly the darkest timeline#aromantic#asexual#aesthetic attraction#nonbinary#text post
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Man I can鈥檛 believe we鈥檝e come full circle as a society that Twitter posts are posted here just as much as Tumblr posts are posted on any other social media platform
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It is such a stone cold bummer that we live in a universe where C.S. Lewis's youthful ambition to write the libretto for a Loki opera was never realized
#i want a CS Lewis opera so bad#and this is such a cool idea honestly#the riffing on Prometheus...#truly we live in the darkest timeline#jack#pontifications and creations
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An alternate version of Donna鈥檚 son Bobby tries to save his mother from ceasing to exist by preventing this worlds version of Donna Troy from being completely forgotten (Titans #24)
#I鈥檓 assuming it鈥檚 dick in the cape#truly the darkest timeline#not actually#pretty sure the girl is his and Kory鈥檚 kid#hopefully 馃#dc#dick grayson#titans#Donna Troy#dick and Bruce
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anyone else feeling sick to their stomach about anything coming out of tory conference
#this is truly the darkest most sinister timeline#the attacks on asylum seekers and trans rights have been the worst but i'm really worried abt the 20 min neighbourhood stuff as well#local governments are already under attack from conspiracy theorists we do NOT need the government promoting them#uk politics#fieldwork
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what happened sucks but it also sucks that i purposefully scrolled on tumblr and the destiel meme was NOT how i found out
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The most unbelievable part of Tron Legacy is when Space Paranoids and the Tron arcade game are described as being "the two best selling video games in history". Don't get me wrong, Tron is a pretty fun arcade game, and so is the real-life version of Space Paranoids that was released to tie in with the film. But best selling game of all time? Does Legacy take place in a universe where Tetris and Super Mario Bros. doesn't exist? Did Alexey Pajitnov take one look at Space Paranoids and go "well, I can't compete with that" and put his Tetris idea on the shelf? Or did Kevin Flynn's experience in the digital world make him able to create some subtly hypnotic aspect that made his game appeal to every single human on Earth (shades of Polybius!)?
#tron#tron legacy#Space Paranoids#video games#arcade games#Tetris#Polybius#a timeline without Tetris would truly be the darkest timeline
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i just realised you can have a fallout: equestria themed mtg deck
#you have the mlp cards#you have the fallout set dropping at some point#truly the darkest/brightest timeline
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You know what's really unfair? That there are so many movies about ancient greece but they're all dudebro toxic masculinity type movies and not gay romances
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thinking about how troy is the truest repairman who can repair man in a group full of broken people who need fixing
#troy is truly the heart of the study group#the glue#thats why the darkest timeline generates from him leaving#troy is there to keep the group together#keep it human#hes so fundamental that when he leaves to sail the world the whole atmosphere of the show changes#the colors are much cooler and the tone is darker#something of extreme importance is missing and it weights#this is also one of the reasons why i think the movie needs to be centered around troy but thats another story for another day#sorry for rambling#i just really love troy <3#troy barnes#the study group#i talk
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hellaverse crossover for hooty, but it's just a nightmare realm where he stole lucifer's hat & now he's running hell
#hh tw#( hooty hc. )#( cursed. )#HOOTCIFER.#& his best friend lilith :')#TRULY the darkest timeline HOWEVER.#his economic plan? extremely sustainable.#like yes he's mad with power but that's just his quirk.
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All I wanted to know was if Daniel and Elliot are real or not! Is that too much to ask, Netflix?! Was Daniel the world鈥檚 most dedicated husband, or a program?
I need answers, and in a world that鈥檚 breaking apart I just want to watch my silly little emotional support shows without having to be scared that if I fall too much in love with a show it will leave and get cancelled, because I already have that in real life, so FUCK YOU, NETFLIX!聽
#1899#save1899#daniel solace#fuck netflix#netflix derogatory#we truly live in the darkest timeline#I did not spend weeks creating an entire headcanon universe about Daniel & Maura's possible relationship only for the show to be cancelled#truly heartbroken
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Was testing to see if the milk in my fridge had gone bad and it smelled off. So without a second thought I went "Hmm. Sus." and then proceeded to start cleaning it out. After I realized what I just did I needed a moment to reevaluate my life choices.
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I hope the werewolf!me in the good au is having a fine time while I'm aging 10 years every day in the worst au
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