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Why did they change it
Why do they keep changing things
#it looks gross now#tumblr is many things but it is not corporate#this is too corporate#i want old tumblr logo back#it lost its charm#i want the shiny logo to return#this is not the tumblr that ive come to love over the past few months#like in know its not that deep but.#why#as the saying goes#“if it aint broke dont change it‚ istg tumblr dont change it‚ tumblr nobody wanted this why did you change it‚ tumblr stip changing things”#you know#famous saying#as old as time
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#i'm too aware that everything in the corporate world is made up and it does not bode well#makes me never motivated to write my emails that i have to write
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NYT article abt goncharov has comments like 'what is the purpose of this film's existence these kids are just lying' motherfucker how do you think our ancestors survived. how do you think folklore formed. culture. music. art. PURPOSE????? do you think everything must be commodified? sold? weighed to be valued? has the rot in your soul spread so far you cannot find value in anything not spoken in numbers??? it's FUN. THAT'S WHY. THE PURPOSE IS THE ACT, THE MESSAGE IS THE MEDIUM, THE SYMBOL IS THE STORY. it brings people joy for its mere existence and that IS the point. existence is its purpose alone
#goncharov#not unreality an actual reaction to an actual comment on an article bc corporate journalism has decided to breach gonchcontainment#god i fucking hate people being like blah blah blah but what's the point of this thing SHUT THE FUCK UP#GO PICK UP A HOBBY YOU DROPPED BC YOU THOUGHT IT WAS TOO CRINGY FIND JOY IN IT OR SMTH AND MAYBE YOU'LL CALM DOWN#JUST BC YOUR CAPACITY FOR HAPPINESS DIED DOESN'T MEAN OURS DID#anyway back to regular gonchposting#shut up levi
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miku abnormality doodles
#lobcorp#lobotomy corporation#project moon#ruina outfit inspo too#miku#hatsune miku#art#doodle#i could do more designs but am burnt out of these now#they were so fun tho!!#blood
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Another way all of these struggles are connected, is the way media decides to automatically exonerate the perpetrators.
It is clear as day, how corporate US media decides to be complicit in the normalization of violence by deciding how it wants to cover things. The bias is in the headlines, and these are just two specific examples.
There is no way that these companies should be getting away with this. There needs to be groups of people to hold a fire to them. If nothing is done, fascists will continue to openly define how events are perceived by the general public in media.
#media bias#lgbtq+#indigenous#palestine#gaza#hind rajab#nex benedict#corporate media is complicit#malicious incompetence#headline bias#other issues and struggles too#propaganda#this is literally the same pattern
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heyyy I watched the thing
#I think it’s funny if they won as a reward both would get to go back to the corporate world and ren would present the shittiest power point#imagineable and the whole room is silent except for martyn going “FANTASTIC WORK MY LIEGE INCREDIBLE#something something corporate bureaucracy prepared them for this yes but also they slipped into those roles wayyy too easily#third life#inthelittlewood#rendog#mcyt#mcyt fanart#life series#trafficblr#third life fanart#blood tw
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for anyone who doesn't have the Return YouTube Dislike Plugin, here's how Watcher Entertainment's "Goodbye Youtube" video is doing right now
yeah... gonna throw out a yikes on that one
i suspect this number will only keep growing in the coming days/weeks, especially the longer and longer we go without any sort of response.
EDIT: its only been three hours and the number has already jumped to 206K dislikes.
#the fucking balls to link to their merch store on the announcement video too#as a long time fan i'm very disappointed#i get that creatives want to and SHOULD be paid fairly for their work.#hell my dad got laid off by MF DISNEY for wanting to be paid a fair wage for the work he was doing#but we're not talking about the billion dollar mega-corporation Disney here#we're talking about a company that by *all respects* should be able to sustain itself off of Youtube Ads & Patreon & Merch & Live Shows-#WITHOUT blowing 100K on flying 6 people out to haunted houses or paying 20 people to make and produce ONE lets play video#in short: Watcher... get your shit together.#watcher entertainment#we are watcher#watcher#shane medej#ryan bergara#steven lim
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Reading 'Making Money' at the moment and I love how in this one Adora Belle is so CLEARLY the A-plot character. She's off commanding armies of golems and uncovering secrets from lost civilizations and marches back to town like "Hey Moist, come help me find a wizard to translate this ancient scroll" and he's just standing there giving Spencer from iCarly like "Ummmmm. Does it have to be like, right now...? Only, you see, my dog's just been made chairman of the bank—"
#Obviously Moist's thing is important too but the contrast between his job and hers is simply hilarious#like that one tweet 'My dad and I are both working from home right now. He's ordering new fuselage prototypes for Boeing--'#'--and I'm drawing a picture of a duck'#Except that in this case it's actually the latter person who keeps getting hunted down by corporate assassins#discworld#making money#moist von lipwig#adora belle dearheart#gnu terry pratchett
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#trailer park boys#us politics#2024 presidential election#electoral college#vote blue#vote blue and then buy a gun register that gun to vote and have it vote blue too#and then you and that gun form a corporation and eventually we get a socialist in office
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⚠️ severe weather! ⚠️
bonus worth 100 dollar
#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#corporate clash#rainmaker#misty monsoon#hi. pretend it didn't take me 4 months to post anything ok?#i finally got around to making a design for misty (challenge because i never draw humans) and wanted something to show for it#and then i spent way too many hours staring at this canvas. free me#aside from that i am really proud of how this turned out it was a lot of new things for me. so yay!#i am also happy with their design in a full piece. it's not very different but i liked looking up weather-related instruments anyway#umm go see pearl squidslugs for more of this design bug beat me to it. ok smile#my art
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if you lack a spare coat, then the large eldritch deity bestie hitching a ride on your body will do
#is John corporeal? i dunno#don't think too hard about it lol#mostly a pose that was stuck on my head ever since i settled on face hands for John#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#arthur lester#john malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#malevolent fanart#pardal does art
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Eddie hated this and he'd just started.
See, he was so proud when he made it, when he got his first office job. He saw what decades of physical labor did to Wayne's back, his hands, and he wanted to make his uncle proud. So he kept applying and applying and getting ignored and rejected and finally, finally he got a job in a pretty large corporate. Not exactly something prestigious, but hey, it had potential. The experience counted and all that.
He thought maybe workplaces would be different, that the good ol' high school dynamic would fuck off, but no. He was sitting at his desk, trying to fill in paperwork after a taxing phone call, but all he could focus on was whispering from the neighboring cubicle that was ostentatiously loud. He didn't know who sat there yet, the guy had been on vacation for the two weeks Eddie was in the company. From the stuff he was hearing, he was getting introduced anyway and not exactly the way he'd have liked to be.
"Can you believe they actually let him work here?" It was Carol, of course it was, the office gossip and mean girl knockoff. "I mean, he doesn't even look decent! Did you see that hair?" Okay, that hurt. He actually pulled his hair into a neat bun every morning, but you can't please some people. "And he has tattoos, what would our customers think if they actually met him, plus you should have heard the rumors about his past-!"
But just as he was about to slam down the pile of paperwork and either take an extended smoke break or gently ask Carol to go fuck a polar bear, he heard another voice. Bored and wonderfully bitchy.
"That's absolutely fascinating, Carol. Please tell me more, what could this guy possibly have done? It must be something juicy. Did he perhaps fuck his boss during the Christmas party and then lie about it to his boyfriend of five years? Oh wait no. That was you. Silly me."
Eddie had to bite his pencil to stay quiet, but his whole chest hurt by trying to keep the snickering in. And then the offended gasp. "I- you promised you wouldn't-!"
"I didn't promise shit, Carol. You just came to me, cried your eyes out - bad move by the way, invest in some waterproof mascara for god's sake, mascara in wrinkles doesn't good on anyone, and yes, you do have wrinkles - and tried to play the victim. Except I heard your small proposition to the guy before so it didn't really work out. But it's fine, you know," and oooh, the tone was smug, so bored, Eddie loved this guy already, "Tommy saw you as well and had a good time with Nicole to get even. So there's nothing to worry about. Now tell me, what did this horrible Eddie Munson do to summon wrath of such a righteous woman such as yourself?"
Eddie heard a sharp sound as Carol got up from the desk. "Fuck you, Steve Harrington," she spat out and sped past Eddie's seat. He just gave her a small salute.
When the sound of high heels faded, Eddie leaned over the cubicle wall and knocked to draw the guy's attention. And yeah, maybe he was a little bit biased because he'd just obliterated a textbook definition of a shrew, but this Steve was fucking gorgeous, light brown eyes looking at him, a smug smirk tugging at his lips.
"Oh hi," said Steve and offered his hand, shaking Eddie's. "Sorry for that. I'm Steve Harrington and whatever deepest, darkest secrets you're hiding, I don't care, I'm pretty sure I've heard them all. What did you do? Shave your head in school? Join a cult? Cut dolls apart and chant hail Satan?"
That had Eddie laughing again, but he still had an introduction to make. A proper one. "Nice to meet you, Steve. Eddie Munson, and I'm worse than your darkest nightmares. I sometimes wear socks in sandals."
Steve's eyebrow twitched. "Oh, Carol was right, you are a monster!" he muttered. "Speaking of monsters..." His head leaned to the side, towards Carol who was angrily carrying her coffee mug, her mascara running again.
Before he could catch himself, Eddie leaned over the wall and whispered as loudly as he could muster. "Can you believe some people wear dotted dresses with stripes on their stockings? We can't all be born with taste, I guess...tragic."
And again, maybe Eddie was just biased, but Steve's laughter was so pretty that it actually made dealing with Carol's bullshit worth it.
#steddie#steddie au#steddie drabble#corporate au#coworkers au#stranger things#stranger things au#stranger things drabble#yeah so I'm crazy busy and kind of not doing too well#so this is not proofread#but I wanted to put something small together so here you go
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AU where Ayin Fucking Died so Angela had to make him a mini boxbot out of scrap.
#witness my progressively shittier Angelas as I got more tired#oh extra thing. hes only told the boxbot body is just an interface cuz itd be to dangerous otherwise#he does have an ordeal about it. along with the adam abel abram and ayin shenanigans#the reason for the memory wipe this time 'round was because Ayin was too unstable as a person to fulfil his role as architecture seph#Angie takes more of a managerial role here and they both end up bonding to the point A Actually Looks At Her. hooray.#I made him really kickable ngl#pattern on him is the Keter room one#the thing where his name is meant to be damaged so they just used a post it note#unrelated but the boxbots are huge actually. I made him that size originally cuz thats how tall I thought they all were#now hes small cuz hes made of scrap. yay#I do like the idea of her having to take out his brain. its fun#uhh I think thats it for now. normal tags:#art#k draws art stuff#digital art#original art#fanart#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#x lobcorp#angela lobcorp#🌑🌐
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autism creatures part 2
(heres part 1 for those who didn't see it and want a creature of one of the 1.3 managers :3)
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#i want to make the other bosses too but idrk how to creatureify them cus they got tank treads. sorry allan army maybe next time#chairman#robert cyger#ottoman#thomas saggs#derrick man#william boar#land acquisition architect#alton s crow#public relations representative#winston byrd#director of public affairs#dana s charme#director of land development#buck wilde#derrick hand#desmond kerosene#litigator#mundie mudsnapper#scapegoat#kilo kidd#stenographer#courtney case#case manager#barry brief#high roller#stupid made this
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silly recycle bin doodling
#digital art#art#doodle#kirby#trubbish#pokemon#critters#digimon#kuramon#lobotomy corporation#project moon#we can change anything#blood#too many tags
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More experimenting :}
#🎰.art#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#cogblr#toonblr#ttcc fanart#graham ness payser#flint bonpyre#LETS GO FLINT!!!! :DDD#and graham too i guess#pacesetter#firestarter
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