#this is the weirdest day of my life
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i knew patrick was coming i was physically bracing myself for it and his voice still jumpscared me
#this is the weirdest day of my life#i was scared#like ok patrick the song people will naturally compare this to is me. the bar is lower than hell. you can do this. and i was still scared#listen. listen. i almost never like the vault songs I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M S#and it's a perfectly fine song. probably won't revisit it but i'm glad they didn't embarrass me. for the second time this week.#do NOT talk to me about what fob has been doing lately i do not want to talk about it.#and i remain a mania apologist to this day#and they haven't released a piece of music since!#no wait they released bob dylan. then they just went really quiet? weird!
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I’ve had the weirdest day ever and I’m not going into depth so I don’t doxx myself because it’s oddly specific
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I went on a field trip for one of my classes to a governmental place (it was sick)
I left and got stopped at my subway station by a really popular crime show filming
And then I got invited to a red carpet premiere with a huge ass actor by a club I’m in
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SELF INDULGENT DOODLES LOLL- in my head, I like to think that Mike and Henry have this bond with each other. that's his purple rotting nephew! (featuring Henry with some badddd coping mechanisms)
#one day i will draw something that isn't self indulgent fnaf human characters. today is not that day <3#alcohol mention#i always draw henry before everything in his life is ruined so this was a fun change#i guess i hc him as a happy drunk idfk i just sorta ended up drawing him like that and kept it LMAO#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#scooped michael afton#henry emily#fnaf headcanon#fnaf fanart#my art#i might color the first one#weirdest family portrait#uncle henry#:)
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I was playing with my base male model that I use for work and uh.. I made 3d käärijä accidentally...
Then I made him dance
Now I have twerking 3d Jere that goes great with any song
#käärijä#that is the weirdest fanart in my life#perks of being a 3d artist I guess#jere pöyhönen#why the hell did I spend entire day on this#blender3d#mixamo
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Nothing makes you feel as alive, as writing four pages worth of a jacking off scene, truly.
#me talks#homelander#homelander x reader#it's the middle of the day and here i am sipping my coffee and typing the most concerning weirdest shit I've written up to date#life's good y'all
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i miss sera and blackwall so much i miss my best friends i misss themmmm dfgjfdklgjdfgjdfgdg
#fray.txt#every time i replay dai i either romance sera or blackwall and its always agony. do they know i want them both so bad#can we form the weirdest polycule known to man . my inky can date you both and you can be the crudest besties#can u imagine the conversations. so how do YOU fuck inky . i need this in my life so bad
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Now what if Tôshirô had brown eyes and brown hair before he died in the human world?
#bleach#toshiro histugaya#hitsugaya toshiro#toushirou hitsugaya#hitsugaya toushirou#Kubo keeps dropping the weirdest lore about him#Did you know he was older than momo? Wtf wtf#And he had a bankai before joining the gotei?#Wtf kubo#Tosh is such a weird little guy#I might draw my headcanon about his past life one day#Happy Birthday Tôshirô!!! ✨🥳🎉❄️🦁#Also fun (?) fact#Tôshirô's name is written with the kanjis 冬 (tou - winter) 獅 (shi - lion)#And 郎 (rou - super common kanji at the end of boys' names - basically means son or boy)#So he has a super cool name that means winter lion#Now when I was stuck studying kanjis#I found an homophone of winter lion (toushi) which is 凍死#It's probably a coincidence but 凍死means death by hypothermia#So there's that
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Not suicidal ideation in a “what if I tried to kill myself” way but masochism in a “what if I just ate a ton of peanut butter and gave myself a really unpleasant but probably not life-threatening time” way
#like I’ve had bad days where I’m just like what if I just ate a spoon full of peanut butter#what then#and it’s like why though#what am I accomplishing?#weirdest self harm method ever?#that’s not to say that I didn’t try Nutella because I just felt really really left out and wanted to try it so bad#that was like I want to live a normal life s bad please just give me the Nutella I only want a little#but then there are times where I would stare at a peanut butter chocolate in the fridge and be like but what if and my ex would be like NO#like when people ask me if it will kill me my response is ‘no i wish’#personal#weird thoughts#sowwy
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Rating: Not cute!
Do not hold toy!Emmet like that!
Art is for @ultimate-submas-tournament 's tournament
The Issue With Stealing is by @spacenewzwastaken (I know they are wearing casual fits in the fic but I didn't remember that until like halfway through the drawing 😅)
Vote for Emmet!
#submas#subway boss emmet#n harmonia#ultimate submas tournament#Misfits#everyone in the tournament is having the weirdest day of their life#misfits!Emmet is toy sized :>#my art
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"I lay on that couch, put on that blanket, then he comes up to me and I rub his butt."
my father on this cat
His name is Kylo. My father stole him from me.
#cat#cat lovers#cats of tumblr#cute cats#i love cats#my cats#black cat#kitty#kittens#cute animals#kitty cat#kitties#relatable quotes#life quotes#quotes#quoteoftheday#words#quote of the day#My dad says the weirdest shit sometimes#He said 'way cool' the other day#Black cat
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Unga bunga these take 3 hrs to make
#Artfight#Art#Hollers into the sky I'M MAKING AAART#Glad I still got it#Also was on vacay for the first two weeks of AF so thats. Great#Is it update time? Sure here's a quick life update#So I work at this tiny mom and pop shop right. Because they were so small they liked to take advantage of their workers#Aka me and literally 2 other people ever. I've been here for a year lmao#I always knew they were suspicious but it really came to a head when they accused me of stealing money#Btw they issued me a 1099 (the wrong tax form) so they already stole from me#I talked to the bank and had the delightful experience of slapping their account across the face with my guilt free hands#Metaphorically unfortunately#I'm gonna quit this week. I'm tired of these people. The drama was fun tho#Let's see. Ah! I just passed 1 1/2 years of Sky the other day!#More than the game itself I've become engrossed in the modding community hahaha#It's the weirdest little cranny of a fandom I've seen for such a large project#It's basically ONLY passed via word of mouth. And there's all sorts of fun drama happening within the discord(s) too#Idk this is just so funny to watch. Might get banned sooner or later but oh well. I've spent hundreds#It's their loss 🤪 and mine. Mostly mine. But also their loss 🤪#.... You know. My blog is small enough that I could post some funny stuff that I don't dare post anywhere else#Hehehuhuhu I just might. I have a lot of videos#OH SPEAKING OF VIDEOS I'm thinking of cleaning up all my old vids and publishing em to youtube#Apparently I just never did that#May as well dust off the ol' tube of yube and my handful of subs#I'll just post the unfinished ones unlisted as well. Why not!#Till next time. Hopefully soon
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Listen listen listen, I might be a bit drunk,,, but like... is...Stede Bonnet cool now??? Bc he looks hella cool in the trailer (w a hint of patheticness and wet dog energy) but he looks genuinely fucking cool?
#by a bit drunk#i mean hella#bc I just had the weirdest day of my life and I sorta celebrated#our flag means death#our good shadows#ourgoodshadows#stede bonnet#our flag means death season 2#our flag means death 2#help
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it's every single time i give myself a minute to breathe. a minute away from people, places, distractions, running away from my reality--when the heartbreak catches up and hits me. knocks my fucking breath out.
#as someone who's default has been for the longest time to love love love not being able to give it all the time actually makes me feel#like i am missing a part of me#its the weirdest most incredibly frustrating feeling to feel just slightly off kilter every single minute of the day and knowing u have#no choice but to ignore the oddness bcoz if u poke it its gonna all come crashing down#i hate having loved someone to the point where it was more than how much i loved myself coz now i m left#picking up the pieces they chose to leave behind and not knowing how to piece it all together#and it hurtshurtshurtshurts and never lessens and i can kiss someone else and still feel like a corpse inside#bcoz theres pieces missing that i gave away and that feeling of being incomplete just wont go away#trusting someone to love me forever might have been the stupidest thing i will ever do#and on bad days i think i deserved being left for the sheer stupidity of my life choices#istfg i m never loving again until a man puts a damn ring on my finger#so unbelievably fucking done with this shit#i wanna hate him but i cant and i wanna stop loving but i wont and i wanna feel full again but i dont#tw breakup#tw heartbreak
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I’ve been in the fucking trenches emotionally these past two weeks and The Problem is still not resolved but I had a fun time at an amusement park w some friends 2day :)
#had the absolute weirdest uber ride and encounter with a drunk man at a bar of my life#but overall a good day#and I decided on a new course of action for The Problem. potentially#whoopee#p
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I don't reblog a lot of Palestinian fundraisers because my reasoning is like ... those who have the disposable income to donate regularly know where to find them by now. And those of us who are broke aren't going to suddenly be like, "Damn, this one is particularly heartbreaking, guess I'll donate after all even though I can't really afford it." They're all equally heartbreaking. The situation fucking sucks.
I suppose there is a small chance that some people have the money but are relatively apathetic to the cause and may be suddenly moved to donate if they happen to see the right post at the right time?? Idk. I find it difficult to imagine someone like that.
Back when I had money for a few years, I donated to almost every fundraiser/mutual aid request I saw that looked more or less legitimate. Sometimes I wish I had gone about it in a more organised fashion, but ... I only had money, not spoons. You can't buy the ability to concentrate. (Unless caffeine works for you or you have access to a source of illegal drugs I guess. Congrats?)
Luckily there are people doing the hard work of vetting and collecting fundraisers for us now. Once I've finally got new glasses and don't need to worry about that looming purchase anymore, I'll take a look at those resources myself.
Maybe my assessment of the situation is wrong, but I feel like it wouldn't actually help anyone if all of us reblogged everything because people would just tune it out or blacklist keywords, right? Either because they're broke and knowing they can't help anyway makes them sad, or because they're jerks, or because they already know where to find the masterlist of vetted fundraisers and use it regularly, so the constant reminders are pointless.
I think the most important type of fundraiser/mutual aid request to reblog is the really small ones with no reach, especially when you can vouch for the OP being a real person or you're reblogging it from a trusted mutual who says they can vouch for them being a real person. 🤔
#i really hope my donations back in the day helped a lot of people. can't do that anymore#now the only reason i have a dishwasher is donations from other people#kinda like the meme of poor people passing the same $20 back and forth except i had more than that at the time#i just had no income so i had to spend it all on rent and groceries over the years#i figured if it was all going down the drain anyway i might as well share it#that was such a weird time. weirdest chapter of my life for sure#;
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call me crazy but I don’t hate the umbrella academy season 4
#spoilers in the tags#like idk#Lila and five was weird but I could totally see 5 finally finding a partner and latching on too tightly#it didn’t have to be Lila ffs#but I don’t think it breaks his character to not tell Lila about the way home immediately#this is a 62 year old man#who spent a majority of that time alone in an apocalyptic wasteland#with an unhealthy attachment to a mannequin#and that’s not to belittle his relationship with Delores#my atl poster is one of my closest friends to this day#it is VERY easy to build an attachment like that to an inanimate object when you’re that lonely#now imagine five finally has a chance to settle down after 62 fucking years of constantly running and chasing a way to save the world#and the universe basically gave him a second chance to actually live#to be in love and be loved#in a timeline where there is peace#it is entirely human to want to hold on to that for as long as possible#regardless of what you miss because of it#‘they broke 5’s character’ is the weirdest take for me#because finding a way to regain control over your never ending eternal nightmare of a life#is one of the most human responses to trauma I have ever seen portrayed#it did NOT have to be Lila#and I will be forever mad that they paired him with Lila#but Five is not any less himself at the end of the series as he was at the start#he got to experience something a vast majority of the other fives never would#and that’s what makes him OUR FIVE#if our Five hadn’t had that moment of peace he’d have continued the same cycle of every other alternate five trying to fix the timeline#the umbrella academy spoilers#tua spoilers#tua season 4
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