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Hii i love the bitchy!pogue!reader series and i would love to know how they first hooked up again, like what led them to keep going after their first night together. That's all, thx in a advance if you do it, i love your writing
the way i ran to write this lmao, thank you for the request â¤ď¸ let's just say it wasn't planned at alll....it was fateđ
in spite of myself - drabble
pairing: bitchy!pogue!reader x rafe
you swore the first time was the last.
you were simply⌠curious. you wanted to figure out just how far you could push his buttons without him taking it out on you.
you got your answer. you went to that party with the sole intent of pissing him off, but you hadnât planned on ending up in his bedânot that youâd ever complain. but that was it.
youâd gotten your taste, of course you weren't expecting to run into him so...soon.
youâd learned to play along for these little trips into kookland. your cheap dress, bought solely to get you through the gates, hugged you a little too closeâbut that was the point, wasnât it? you made a show of adjusting the neckline, scanning the room with that perfected boredom.
the moment you spotted him across the room, you nearly snorted, because of course he was here.
rafe, in all his buttoned-up glory. hair slicked back like heâd asked his barber for the "douchebag deluxe," wearing a shirt that probably cost as much as your entire car. he looked so at ease among his kind, you wanted to pat him on the head and give him a treat.
bingo.
he was pretending not to see you, standing there with some stuffy old kook in khakis so aggressively white they probably had a staff meeting dedicated to their upkeep.
but you could spot it: the clench in his jaw, his fingers twitching around his glass.
honestly, it was too easy. youâd barely taken a few steps in his direction, and his grip tightened like he was trying not to crush the glass just at the sight of you.
aww. you hadnât come here for him, but the opportunity was irresistible, how could you say no to that face?
you took your time, internally giddy at how his stiff he looked the closer you got. you let out a soft, exaggerated sigh as you finally slid up next to him at the bar, taking your time, letting your eyes glide over his shoulders and back down to those broad, broad arms.
god, look at those arms, you thought.
this idiot must curl yachts for fun. absolutely absurd.
his gaze snapped to you, âwhat the hell are you doing here?â he gritted out, sending a delightful shiver down your spine.
poor thing, always so snappy.
you brought a hand to your chest, going for maximum innocence.
âwho, me?â you blinked, leaning in with a soft, honey-dripping sigh. âjust networking with the local elite. isnât that what iâm supposed to do if i want to ârise above my stationâ?â you savored the horror flashing across his face.
rafe looked personally offended, like youâd just announced you were taking up golf, while you let your eyes drop to the line of his shoulders, lingering just a little too long on his chest before dropping.
slowly, slowly.
his face twisted like he was in pain, and he leaned back, crossing his arms over his chest, protecting himself from the way you were very clearly undressing him with your eyes.
âcut that shit out,â he ground out, âi know what youâre doing.â
you raised an eyebrow, âdoing what?â you shot him a wide-eyed, who, me? look, letting your gaze dip again. âiâm not doing anything.â
his face flushed as he hissed, âyouâre doing it right now! act normal for once.â
he pulled away from you as if your pogue germs might rub off on him, but youâd seen that look on his face before.
âhonestly, if you didnât want attention cameron, maybe donât wear that. kind of a slutty choice, donât you think?â
his neck flushed deep red as he scowled. âexcuse me?â
you shrugged, âjust saying. last time, you had a lot to say about my outfit, didnât you?â
âyouâre fucking insane. leave me alone.â
you smirked, leaning closer, âoh, baby, iâve already got what i wanted from you,â you purred. âunless, of course, youâre offering again?â
his jaw tensed, and he looked away as if even looking at you would ruin his day. but he was still here, wasnât he?
âdonât flatter yourself. iâm done with you,â he muttered.
you shot him a wicked grin, âflatter myself?â you let out an exaggerated laugh, turning heads nearby. âiâm here on a date.â
rafeâs smirk dropped, and he cast a quick, possessive look around the room before moving his attention back to you.
âa date?â he repeated as if he couldnât believe the words coming out of your mouth.
you nodded as you pointed toward the back, where your âdateââsome poor kook with a summer tan and daddyâs credit cardâstood waiting near the hors dâoeuvres table, oblivious.
âdid you think i came here just for you?â you tilted your head, letting the words sting. âi donât do repeats, country club. got what i wanted, remember?â
he looked like he was about to set the place on fire, blue eyes narrowing as he glared at your so-called date. you could sense the gears turning in his head. god, this was just too easy.
âmaybe you should run along, hmm?â you said, your voice light and mocking. âcanât imagine what your country club buddies would think, seeing you all worked up over a pogue.â you flashed him a dazzling smile before tossing a wink, then spun on your heel, leaving him there seething.
you could feel his stare burning into your back as you sashayed over to your âdate.â this was way too fun.
lunch was mind-numbing, but free, so you were perfectly okay tolerating the âdateââor, as you preferred to call it, the idiot with a walletâwhile he droned on about his familyâs fleet of yachts or some bullshit about generational wealth. you nodded along, not listening as he bragged. as if you even gave a fuck.
when he finally paused to shove more overpriced pasta into his mouth, you decided you needed a break from the snooze-fest.
âexcuse me, iâll just pop to the ladiesâ room,â you murmured, batting your lashes like the good, sweet little pogue he thought heâd bagged for the afternoon. as soon as you were clear of him, you rolled your eyes so hard it was a miracle they didnât get stuck.
the second you got into the quiet of the bathroom, you let out a dramatic sigh of relief, shaking your head.
what a fucking bore.
youâd honestly rather be anywhere elseâwell, except maybe with rafe, since heâd probably drag you back to the ninth circle of pogue-hating hell.
as you were checking your lipstick in the mirror, the door swung open, and you didnât even need to look up to know who it was.
âum, excuse you?â you snapped, eyebrows shooting up. âi know you have a thing for following me around, but the ladiesâ room? have you lost your fuckinâ mind?â
rafe didnât answer.
he stalked forward, looking pissed as he backed you up against the sink, boxing you in without so much as a second thought. there was something about the way his forearms flexed when he did that.
ridiculous, he most likely got pumped up just pouring a glass of water.
âwhat the hell do you think youâre doing here?â he growled, his voice dripping with disdain.
a laugh bubbled up before you could stop it. oh my god.
you clamped a hand over your mouth, but the sound came anyway, echoing off the fancy-ass tiles. âoh my god, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?â
he leaned in even closer. âyou think this is funny?â
âfunny?â you snorted, crossing your arms. âitâs hilarious. iâm here for lunch. you know, food? the stuff people eat? he offered, and i like free shit. itâs that simple.â
âyouâre doing this just to piss me off,â he accused.
âoh, get over yourself,â you scoffed. âyou think iâm obsessed with you or something? i wasnât even thinking about you until you came barging in here like a lunatic.â you leaned back, giving him a brazen, challenging look. âcan you move, by the way? i was enjoying the break.â
his nostrils flared, but you didnât even care. if he wanted to lose his shit, fineâhe was the one who walked in here. you stared him down, totally unfazed, holding his gaze until he broke it.
âcareful,â you added, your voice mocking and low. âif i didnât know better, iâd say you were jealous. because, i gotta be honest, you look like youâre about two seconds away fromââ
âshut up,â he growled, his face inches from yours, his lips brushing your ear as he spoke. âyou show up here, flaunting yourself like you donât remember exactly how last week ended, like you werenât begging me toââ
âoh please,â you interrupted, ignoring the pleasure that traveled up your spine. âletâs not rewrite history.â
his hand gripped your cheeks, blunt nails pressing in from either side as he pulled you close, capturing your jaw to hold you still. the pressure of the squeeze pulled your pouty lips together, forcing you to look up with wide eyes.
âstop talking."
you tried to smirk around his grip, feeling the bite of his fingers, but your words came out muffled.
âwhatâs wrong, country club? canât handle a little conversation?â
âjust canât help yourself, can you?â
you could hardly nod, your eyes gleaming with defiance as you let out a small, mocking hum of agreement.
his hands slid down from your cheeks to cradle your jaw, fingers firm as his mouth pushed against yours. you giggled into the kiss, entirely too pleased with yourself as you tangled your fingers into his hair, pulling until he groaned.
âthis is the last time,â his voice was ragged against your lips, but the words sounded half-hearted, he was trying to convince himself.
you smirked, pulling back just enough to catch your breath, tilting your head to test him, see if heâd let you go. instead, his hand was already sliding up your neck, his thumb tracing the line of your lips, holding you right there.
âyou think youâre so clever, donât you?â he whispered, breathless. âthink you can just look at me like that, say whatever you wantâŚâ
âwho says i canât?â you purred, lips brushing against his as you taunted, âif you don't want this, maybe you should go.â
his grip tightened, a curse slipping past his pretty lips, streaked with the deep red of your lipstick, glossy with both your spit.
and fuck, did he look good like thatâdisheveled, unguarded, his face painted with your lipstick like a silent confession of just how far heâd let himself go with you despite his fucked morals.
rafe let out a shaky breath, his forehead resting against yours as he muttered, âlast time, swear to god.â
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Hello! Here to say hi! Your post appeared on my scroll and I noticed you have just one, so I figured you might be new around here! Welcome to Tumblr! I hope you find your crowd soon enough! đ
In the meantime, do you mind telling me something about Jason Todd? I've never been too deep into DC, but I recognize his name. I'd love to hear your headcannons/thoughts about him! đ
Hi! Thanks for welcoming me :) I've actually been lurking on tumblr for a while before I finally got the confidence to start writing.
Here's a short basic rundown of Jason: Jason Todd is the second person to take the mantle of Robin after Dick Grayson. Batman caught him stealing the wheels off the Batmobile in a dark alleyway one night and took him in. He was more rebellious and he didn't like Batman's moral code. Fans actually voted to kill him off in the series. Jason would be beaten by the Joker with a crowbar and left to die with his mother inside a warehouse with a time bomb. He would later be resurrected by Talia Al Ghul in the Lazarus Pit and took the mantle of Red Hood. He would use guns and violence when it came to crime fighting. When he found out that Batman didn't avenge him in any way, he felt betrayed and let his anger out on Gotham's criminals. He believed that they deserved a worse punishment.
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Jason Todd Headcannons
He loves to bake, especially cookies. He'll bake other pastries every now and then, but his go to is cookies. It's something he'll never admit to his family, other than Alfred. He'll drop off some to his brothers sometimes with an insulting note; he would say they're poisoned just to mess with Tim
Whenever he has free time, he's in the library. Sometimes he'll be at the public library if he doesn't want to see his family. Other times he'll be in the Manor looking at whatever new books Alfred and Damian bought
It's actually canon that Jason likes to read books like Pride and Prejudice, and The Art of War, among many others
He loves to bother his brothers whenever he can
He loves to swing by GCPD when Dick is working just to mess with him. He might even go as far as faking an emergency just for the emergency to be him wanting to say a quick fuck you
Dick has banned him from coming within a 20-foot radius of GCPD. He also threatened to arrest him if he got close
It doesn't stop Jason. He has yet to be arrested because they technically can't arrest a dead man
He'll mess with Tim at any time. His things will slowly go missing; his mugs, coffee, important papers, you name it.
One time when Tim left his place unattended, Jason moved everything an inch to the left. It drove Tim crazy. More crazy than he already was considering he hadn't slept for the past two days. He'll get Jason back one day
What he does with Damian is a 50/50. Sometimes he'll spar with him for fun. Just a quick training exercise or he's actually trying to kill the demon spawn, who knows. Other times they're both reading silently in the corner of the library.
They won't talk about it after
Definitely broke into Wayne Enterprises way too many times
He had no reason to go in. He just wanted to bother Bruce or Tim. Or both
Definitely both
Has been escorted out multiple times with Bruce watching with his head in his hands
That man is stressed lmao
Definitely picks up Damian from school with white girl music blasting at full volume. The bass is cranked up to the point where you can feel it inside the school
Damian hates it so much because his classmates find Jason pretty cool and they keep trying to talk to him about Jason
Later banned from picking Damian up from school
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Jason Todd x South Asian!Reader HCs
requested | reader is fem, i tried to keep it non-specific so it applies to the whole region, not just india, hopefully i succeededđŹ read dick's hcs here !
i looooved writing this it was so much fun. drop an ask with anything else you want to see!!
When you show him Bollywood movies, at first heâs like âWhy are these so damn long?â But watches them anyway because youâre so excited to show him
He obviously sobs at K3G (because he has daddy AND big brother issues)
But his favorite is probably 3 Idiots or Bhaag Milkha Bhaag (he just seems like the type to looove an underdog story am I right)
Since Jason likes cooking, heâs learning how to make all your favorite foods. Heâs eaten a lot of Indian food before (duh, itâs New Jersey), so heâs familiar with the flavors and spices, but some dishes are easier than others. He tries to make dosa after you mentioned liking it but it does not go well
Heâs trying so hard to impress you but they all keep breakingđ and the ones that donât break come out burnt. When he finally relents and lets you help him, you hold his hand and guide him to make the proper movements; pouring the batter, spreading it into a circle, and gently flipping it so it doesnât break
He loves chai, and is always experimenting with different recipes and flavors and asking you to test them
You're taking him to the Indian market so often, by the end of the month he knows the names for all the vegetables and spices in your language and where to find them
He thinks you with mehendi/henna is the most attractive thing ever
Your friendâs getting married? Of course heâll feed you while your mehendiâs drying, you don't even have to ask
When it's still fresh and at its darkest color he's actually going batshit insane (pun intended); he loves interlacing your fingers together and seeing the contrast of your dark, decorated fingers against his large, strong ones. His phone background is a selfie of you guys where your faces are squished side-by-side and one of your mehendi'd hands is cupping his cheek
And when you're on top of him, the sight of your adorned hands pressed flat against his bare chest, flushed and heaving...he thinks it belongs in a museum
He just loves doing little acts of service; one day youâre complaining offhandedly to him about how the price of eyebrow threading keeps going up, a week later youâve forgotten all about it but heâs like âI learned how to thread your eyebrowsâ
He figured it would be easy enough, and as someone whoâs life often depends on steady, surgical aim and precision, it is
Royâs walking around looking messed up as fuck for a couple weeks but thatâs beside the point because heâs got the hang of it nowÂ
When it comes to putting on a sari, he'll put the pins in the hard to reach places if you ask, but for the most part he just loves watching you put it on. he thinks it's so cute the way you scrunch your face in focus as you make the folds and tuck in the fabric with such concentration (Jason Todd domesticity agenda)
One night you're getting dressed up for some party, but no matter what you do and how many times you take it off and try to re-drape it, it just won't come out good and you get so frustrated and teary-eyed that he has to intervene
He makes you take a break, brings you a snack, and kisses you until you feel better, and then he pulls up a youtube video to do it for youâ but he can't do it eitherđ
So you both decide to give up and you wear a lehenga instead
Itâs a fairly modest one, and even though he's seen you wearing more-revealing clothes (and none at all), he's going crazy over that one inch sliver of exposed skin on your midriff
He already loves seeing you dressed up in traditional wear but if you put jasmine flowers in your hair with it??? The fragrance coming from you makes him feral. It lingers in your hair for a couple days and he canât stop following you around and sniffing you LMAO
The first time you get a kurta for him, itâs actually impossible to find one that fits because heâs so big and buff (drool) so you just end up buying the fabric and getting it custom stitched
There's only a few scraps of the fabric left and you get the wonderful idea of braiding the scraps into a bracelet so you have something to match with him and it makes him go crazy
Early on in your relationship, youâre a little afraid to have oil in your hair in front of him because youâre worried heâll think the smell is too strong
Jason is probably familiar with the practice of hair oiling from his time with Talia (but you donât know that yet)
He actually LOVES when you oil your hair around him. Just something about him being the only one who gets to see you when youâre comfy and unready is so intimate to him and makes him feel so special and trusted and lovedđĽš
Time for some of my physical touch x touch starved!Jason propaganda
After a particularly difficult night of patrolling, he comes to you stressed and anxious and unsure what to do with himself. So you make him sit on the floor in front of your bed, warm up some of the oil, and seat yourself on the edge of the mattress. He leans back against your legs and you massage the warm oil into his scalp. It feels heavenly. Youâre using the perfect amount of pressure, hitting all the right spots, and it feels so good he wants to cry. Later, when you pull him into the shower to shampoo it out, he actually does cry, hoping the water falling from the shower head hides the tears (it doesnât, and it breaks your heart)
(If you were raised Hindu) I think he'd be very interested in the belief in reincarnation, past & future lives, oneness with the universe, etc...it might help him make some sense of his coming back
You bring mediation into his life, and that also really helps him
You wear Kajal/kohl/surma on your eyes, and whenever heâs looking especially good, or before he goes out as red hood, you smudge some onto your finger and put a mark behind his ear, just to be safe (itâs believed to deflect jealousy/bad intentions from others) (yes Iâm superstitious sue me)
Or you just tie a black thread around his ankle
When you first explain to him that you want him to wear a black thread around his ankle because of a superstition, he thinks youâre joking. He canât believe you actually believe in thatÂ
But he canât say no to you and he secretly likes that you also have one so it feels like youâre matchingÂ
He considers it a good luck charm, not because he believes the superstition but because itâs from you
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Pin Me // Roman Reigns x Reader
***Authorâs Note: Hiii Iâm back! Had a dream about this recently and figured Iâd write it out for yâall. đ¤ Also, tysm for the feedback on the first one shot I did! I wasnât expecting that big of a response lmao, but I figured Iâd write another one to feed yâall. Happy reading! đ¤***
Plot -> Youâre an up and coming wrestler on the main roster, working mid card matches to make your way through the ranks and into the main event scene until you find yourself teaming up with the main event.
Pairings -> Roman Reigns x Fem!Reader (Y/N)
Warnings -> Cursing, Daddy Kink, Spit Play, Oral Sex (M!Receiving, F!Receiving), Hickies, Spanking, Unprotected P in V, Creampie, Not Proofread, MDNI
Word Count -> 3.6k
âMiss Y/N, I know you took some bad bumps out there but please try to sit still so we can examine you,â the trainer pleaded. You just had a dark match against Piper Niven before the show opened and you were hurting badly, taking some brutal spots in the process. In the end you had pulled out the win, but you didnât feel like a winner at that moment. You felt like your ribs had shattered into a million pieces, and it didnât feel good. âSo thereâs no breaks or anything like that, youâre just understandably banged up. Keep icing it like youâre doing now and take a Tylenol every now and again, and you should be good to go. Just, donât go jumping off of things for the next couple days and youâll be good,â the trainer chuckled. You weakly smiled at him and attempted to get up from the table, but the TV broadcasting Smackdown caught your attention. Roman Reigns caught your attention.
The Bloodline story always captivated you, and itâs part of the reason you started seriously working on your in-ring character. They were the top of the food chain, the blockbuster event, the money ticket, and you hoped one day to grow to their level of popularity and success. Roman and Solo were both cutting a promo, and at first it seemed like the typical stuff. Both claiming to be the Head of the Table, both wanting the crowd to acknowledge them, but it was something Solo said that immediately piqued your interest. âNobody in the locker room likes you, Roman. The men hate you, the women fear you⌠you know what-,â he paused for dramatic effect, âI challenge you to find any woman back there thatâs dumb enough to team up with you and go against me and my partner next Saturday at Main Event. You win, and Iâll let you have a shot at my ula falaâ Roman scoffed, clearly unamused that Solo was doing everything but facing him one-on-one, but agreed to his challenge.
âWiseman,â he turned to Paul, his longtime advisor as he spoke, âYou know what to do.â
Paul wasted no time, making sure to acknowledge his Tribal Chief before he hurried backstage to find the general manager. Now that the segment was over you had no excuse to sit in the trainerâs room, so you walked out and made your way back to the womenâs locker room. Still clutching the ice pack to your ribs, you walked gingerly but not before being stopped. âExcuse me, miss Y/N, could I borrow a minute of your time?â There before you was the Wiseman himself, looking more stressed than usual. You were stunned, why would Paul want to talk to me of all people? âOf course, Mr. Heyman. I was just heading back to the locker room. Is everything okay?â âOh please, call me Paul,â he paused, carefully choosing his next words, âI saw your match with Piper tonight, you looked like a star out there. The splash from the top rope to the announce table was incredible. I-â he stopped his ramblings as his eyes drifted to your ice pack on your ribs, a look of (fear? worry?) evident across his face.
âOh donât worry, Mr. Hey- I mean Paul, nothingâs broken. Just a little banged up is all, Iâll be good to go in a couple days,â you smiled as relief washed over his face. âGood, good! I mean- not good that youâre banged up, good that you-â âI know what you mean, Paul,â you chuckled at him, trying to calm him as best you could. âBut you wanted to talk to me about something?â
âYes, right! Well-â he clears his throat, âAs the Wiseman to our esteemed Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, I have been tasked with finding a suitable partner to join him in taking down Solo Sikoa and⌠whoever his partner is⌠so I was wondering-â
âHold on a second, Paul, you want me to be Romanâs tag team partner? I mean forgive me for saying this but isnât there someone⌠I donât know⌠more worthy of a main event spot than me? Does he even know youâre asking me?â
âWell, not exactly,â he hesitated, âthe Tribal Chief has⌠how do I say this⌠never been one to make friends. So Iâve so far been unsuccessful in finding him a suitable partner, but youâre here and the match you just put on was phenomenal! Even the Tribal Chief himself said you had a lot of promise, which is more than he says about anyone elseâŚâ he continued, âbut no, I have not told him I was going to speak with you.â âThen letâs go talk to him, I want him to be okay with me being his partner before I agree to anything.â ******************************************************************
âYou canât be serious, Paul.â Roman sighed in clear frustration with the whole thing, âI mean sheâs basically a rookie. And you think itâs a good idea for her to partner with me?â âWell yes, my Tribal Chief. I would never lead you astray.â You squirmed where you stood across the room, uncomfortable with the tension in the air surrounding your presence. Paul continued, âI asked everyone else in the locker room, and all of them declined. If you want to reclaim your ula fala, sheâs your only option.â It was then that Roman finally glanced in your direction, eyeing you up and down as he pondered on his decision. His stare alone was enough to make you feel weak in the knees, but you hid that as best as you could. Or tried to, anyway. The silence in the air was thick, and before you could stop yourself you were already speaking. âRo- I mean, my Tribal Chief-â âPlease, Joe is fine.â
âO-okay, Joe-,â you stammered. No man has ever made you act like this; you were always so confident, but here you were fumbling your words and stuttering through your sentences like you were a little girl all over again. It was almost pathetic how much of an effect he had on you, but you continued, âI- think Paul is right. I know I-Iâm not a b-big name in this business yet but- you need to win back your ula fala, and you need someone willing to team with you to do it. Iâm willing. Iâll help you.â Joe studied your body language as you spoke, watching the way you stood nervously across the room from him and how you were slightly shaking due to the pressure you were under. He watched your breathing, noticing you were breathing heavier with each word that came out of your mouth. He also noticed your lack of eye contact with him, your eyes glued to the floor afraid to look at his reaction to your sudden outburst. Joe had been wronged so many times before by people he loved dearly. Being forced to trust a complete stranger in his quest to regain what was rightfully his seemed unfair, but Paul and Y/N were right- it was the only way he was going to be able to do it. âCome here, Y/N.â Your eyes shot up from the floor at his response, looking at Paul for assurance. Paul gave you a small smile in return, letting you know it was okay to approach him. You made your way to him slowly, still looking anywhere but at him as you did so. When you finally reached him your eyes were still down, not daring to make contact, but a jolt of energy made you do so. With a singular calloused finger he lifted your chin until you were staring back at him. He towered over you and his dark brown eyes stared into your own with a burning intensity you couldnât quite place.Â
âYou both are sure this is going to work?â He asked you and Paul, still maintaining his gaze with you. âYes, my Tribal Chief,â Paul replied, a little more confident in his decision than he was about 10 minutes ago. âWhat about you, Y/N, youâre sure itâll work?â You swallowed hard, feeling more pressure than ever before. This has to work, you thought, thereâs no other option. Letting out a heavy breath you didnât know you were holding, you breathed out just loud enough for him to hear, âYes, my Tribal Chief.â âWiseman, go let Aldis know I found my partner. Oh, and make sure it says between us; I donât want Solo to see this coming.â
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The day of Saturday Nightâs Main Event was finally here, and neither Solo nor the WWE Universe knew you were the âmystery partnerâ. That wasnât for a lack of trying though, Solo tried every trick in the book to figure it out. Harassing Nick Aldis, sending his lackeys to break into Joeâs dressing room for clues, none of them worked. You both had kept tight-lipped about your partnership, having secret training sessions together in the week leading to the match and keeping creative meetings to âneed to know personnelâ only. Their plan was executing flawlessly but just had one more step to go: the true element of surprise.
Solo and his partner, Nia Jax, made their entrances into the ring and stood in wait for Roman and his âmystery partnerâ, but were shocked to find that Roman was making his entrance alone. Thatâs because you were lying under the ring, waiting for your cue to strike. Roman finally entered the ring prompting Solo to start antagonizing him and Nia getting in on the action. Her and Soloâs backs were turned and thatâs when you made your appearance, striking Nia from behind and throwing them both off guard.
The match itself was pretty standard, Solo and Roman starting things off. Roman had the upper hand very quickly, but over time that changed. Near fall after near fall from both men ensued, with Superman Punches, Samoan Spikes, Spears, and everything in between. It was apparent that Roman was trying to use most of the time in the ring, he was trying to win this all by himself. But eventually that came back to bite him in the ass, as now he was beaten badly and needed help. His body nearly on the brink of exhaustion as he desperately tried to win in every way possible, to no avail. He knew in the back of his mind you were going to have to finish this match, and that his fate was ultimately in your hands. You knew it too, so while he laid limply in the ring after kicking out of two Samoan Spikes you were screaming for his attention. He dragged himself across the ring to you, finally relenting and giving you the chance to win this, and tagged you in right as Solo was tagging Nia. You entered the ring and suddenly every doubt you had and every insecurity of yours quadrupled as you stood across the ring from the Smackdown Womenâs Champion. She came in with a fury you had never encountered before, or seen, and was countering every piece of offense you could get in. But after her initial rush of offense she slowed down, and that was when you struck. You start throwing heavy strikes, tackles, drops, you were unloading the clip of your entire move set on her, and it was working. You had her down on the mat, and were climbing the top rope to hit your finisher on her and nailed it. You immediately crawled on top of Nia to use your signature pin, by straddling her head and using your knees to keep her shoulders down. It was at this moment you locked eyes with Roman who had a different look in his eyes than youâve ever seen before, eyes darker than ever as they trailed down your body and stared at your suggestive pin position. 1⌠2⌠3âŚÂ
You won. You pinned Nia, and you just secured Romanâs opportunity at the ula fala. Both of your names were being announced but you couldnât hear it, stuck in this trance of Romanâs stare. He entered the ring and stood over you as you were still straddling Nia, looking down at you as you were practically on your knees in front of him. He guides you to your feet by lightly grabbing your chin, making sure he keeps his eyes on your facial features.Â
âBe at my locker room in 10 minutes,â he says loud enough for only you to hear, âweâve got some celebrating to do.â ******************************************************************
You had only given one soft knock on the door before it flung open and were dragged inside, now roughly pressed against it as bites and bruises were being scattered across your neck.
âYou did so good for me out there, baby, winning for me all by yourself,â Joe growled against you, âSo daddyâs gonna reward you, all you gotta do it be a good girl fâme and youâll get want you want. Do I make myself clear?â
âYes, f-fuck, yes sir.â Joe groaned in response and ripped off your ring gear, as you now stood completely bare before him. He drank in your naked body, how it was curved in all the right places with your beautiful breasts and ass perfectly on display for him. It was then that he noticed the artwork decorating your hip and thigh, a true masterpiece that would make Botticelliâs portrait of Venus look like a kidâs drawing. One that he would have no shame in hanging above his fireplace and admiring it for as long as he lives.Â
He attached his lips to yours in an instant and you felt as though you were putty in his hands. This kiss was needy, desperate, and your hands felt the same as your hands wandered up and down his torso and his gripping your ass and breasts like his life depended on it. Joe removed the shirt he was wearing to reveal his god-like body to you, and you felt your wetness begin to drip just from the sight of him alone. His hands continued to wander, reaching your aching core as he let a singular calloused finger drag itself through your wetness. You bucked your hips in response, wanting more of him, but instead felt another large hand grab your waist. âUh-uh princess, none of that. Youâre gonna take what I give you, when I give it to you. Understand?â
âYes daddy, I just-,â your sentence was halted in its tracks by a rough smack to your ass, making you cry out in pleasure with a hint of pain.
âDonât talk back to me baby, Daddy doesnât wanna have to punish you before you get your reward,â he leans into your ear, lips brushing your earlobe as he whispers, âand you donât want that, do you baby?â
âN-no, no sir. Iâll be good.â
âGood girl, now show Daddy how good your mouth looks full of his cock.â You drop to your knees, hands fumbling with the belt around his hips. Finally you unbuckle it, removing it and releasing him from the confines of his pants and boxers. His cock is as god-like as the rest of him, perfect length, thickness, and the right amount of veins that you know will have your head spinning the moment it enters you.
âLook at me baby,â he tilts your head towards him with his finger, âopen your mouth for me.â Reluctantly, you obeyed as he leaned down and spit in your mouth, giving you more to coat his dick with. Still looking up at him, you wrap your hand around the base and spit on the tip, bringing your hand up to pump his cock and fully coat it. You stroke him a few more times before dragging your tongue along one of the veins, making him shudder and let out a low groan, bringing his fingers to your hair and tugging lightly.
âMmm baby donât tease Daddy, go ahead pretty girl.â
You wrap your lips around the tip, giving kitten licks and sucking the sensitive head. He hisses and tugs harder on your hair, encouraging you to take more of him. You relax your jaw as you slowly bob your head up and down on his cock, using your tongue and hollowing your cheeks with your movements. Looking up at Joe you see he is a mess above you, eyes squeezed shut, head thrown back, and moaning your name. To you he always looked like a god among men, but seeing him in this state and being the one to get him there made you want him more than anything in your life. âF-fuck Y/N, you take me so well sweetheart, but I wanna cum in that pretty pussy of yours.â He helps you to your feet and guides you to the couch. He lays down, and as you move to straddle his waist, he stops you. âNo, baby. I want you to pin me.â You look at him confused for a moment, unsure of what heâs saying. âYour pin tonight,â he adds, âpin me like you did Nia.â You hesitate before climbing on top of him, straddling his shoulders and resting your calves on them. âLike this, daddy?â You ask nervously.
âNo baby, like this.â He lifts your hips from their seated position and brings your pussy directly to his face, where he latches his lips to your aching core. The feeling of his lips and tongue eating you with such desperation makes you jolt forward, grabbing onto his hair for support. He chuckles against you briefly before going back to work on you, licking your folds and wrapping his lips around your clit. His tongue is working wonders on you as he plays with your entrance before slipping it inside. The feeling is overwhelming, both tender and rough at once. You feel yourself getting closer, your walls fluttering around his tongue with every movement it makes. All of a sudden though, he stops, and you whine in response. âAs much as Iâd love to eat you for every meal and then some, I think the winner here deserves to cum around my cock. Would you like that, baby?â
âFuck yes, Daddy please, please fuck me.â
âYouâve been such a good girl tonight, I think you deserve it baby. Come on.â You both get up as he bends you over the couch, teasing your entrance with his cock before roughly slamming into you from behind. You scream out in response, which makes him cover your mouth and bring you close.
âNow baby, as much as Iâd love to hear you scream my name over and over, I gotta keep you quiet. You wouldn't want someone barging in, would you?â Your pussy tightens around him in response and you moan into his hand. âOh, you dirty girl⌠I gotta keep you around, donât I princess?â He removes his hand from your mouth and brings it to your hair, wrapping it around his wrist for leverage and tugging it as he pounds you from behind. His free hand is roughly smacking your ass as he roughly fucks you, making your pussy squeeze his cock. Your mind is completely blank, the only thing you can think about is him and how good heâs fucking you as you become a moaning mess beneath him.Â
âFuck Y/N,â he groans in your ear, âyour Tribal Chief wants to fill your pretty pussy full of his cum, can I baby?â âMmm, y-yes m-my T-tribal chief. Want y-you to f-fill me up.â He moans at your response, speeding up his thrusts. The sounds of your skin slapping and moans have completely filled the room. You knew if some poor soul walked by theyâd know exactly what was happening in here, but neither of you cared. Right now, the only thing on both of your minds was how incredible you felt. It didnât take long for him to figure out where your spot was, feeling your pussy react to him with every snap of his hips. Both of you were close now, you could feel it, but your orgasm was the first to hit. And it was intense. Your knees buckled under you as you spasmed under him and pushed back further into him, driving him deeper than before. The feeling of you cumming around him was what did him in, releasing himself into you in waves that had him coating your walls completely, marking your pussy as his. He admires his work in front of him; you completely fucked out before him, neck covered in marks he left on you, pussy swollen and red from the beating he just gave it, and best of all, leaking his cum. He takes a moment to come back down to Earth and takes in his surroundings, eyes landing on the ripped up garments on the floor that was your ring gear. Chuckling, he picks up his phone and dials a number. âHey, Paul. I- yes, weâre fine. Listen, I need you to bring an extra set of clothes with you. There was, um,â he pauses, watching your glossy eyes close and your breathing soften, âan incident.â Paul begins to tease him through the phone, but Joe isnât listening; heâs admiring the woman sleeping soundly before him and realizing that maybe the match wasnât the only thing she won tonight, but she had won his heart too.
#roman reigns#roman reigns smut#roman reigns x reader#roman reigns fic#roman reigns fanfic#roman reigns x female reader#roman reigns oneshot
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#undercover's art#trial by story#this is the way i keep figuring things out lmao#also trial by story isn't a diary comic thing i just am tagging all my comics that now#agender
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Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)
TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.
(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)
This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.
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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.
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The kid is a surprise though.
Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.
There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.
The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.
The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.
He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.
A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.
At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.
Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.
Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"
The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."
Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.
"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."
He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.
The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.
"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.
The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.
Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.
The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.
Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."
#I have never seen Batman (2022) so really I'm just using battinson and crew as templates for my fic. but hey what else is new lol#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc fic#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc fanfic#i dont know shit about detective work or true crime so forgive me for any bad terminology or incorrect procedure for how these things work#just a fun rough idea for how i imagined gordon's first meeting with nightingale goes LMAO. im sticking to the idea that danny doesn't#officially join the field for a *while* due to more than just health reasons. so his first appearances are brief and usually to give B smth#danny: im only here as express delivery for vader's little brother over there. yall stay safe tho.#bruce: *kill bill sirens bass-boosted* ohmygodwhatishedoinghere#batman: how did you get here... | danny: you have so many spare grappling hooks it was pr easy to just grab one and go#also danny is whispering on purpose because he doesn't have his ghost form to fall back on as a secret identity. so he *is* actually taking#extra steps to keep his identity safe. and people usually sound different when they're whispering. he also has personal beef with#office martinez despite the fact that they've never met. Danny's HEARD of his ass. he hATES his ass.#Martinez: *to batman* freak | danny: im going to Bite Him. | batman (reluctantly): hmr. please don't. | danny: im going for his shins#Martinez and Nightingale have this whole thing going on between the two of them. danny WILL slap a sticky note on Martinez's back that says#'asshole' on it and its the one spot square on his spine that martinez can't reach.#someone: why are you beefing with like. an actual 12 year old | martinez: HE'S A LITTLE RAT. THAT'S WHY. he's here to torment me#battinson: *did you grapple the whole way here* | danny: yah. it was kinda fun. i would've gotten here faster but i kept having to stop#battinson: *hnnn* im driving you back | danny:.. are you sure? | battinson already pulling him out of the room: y e s#i've been thinking about this for literally WEEKS. what did bruce forget? good question! i'll figure that out if or when i get to this#danny has Issues behind the word freak so its like a mini beserker button for him regardless of who the word is aimed at lol. lmao#martinez calls batman a freak once while nightingale is within range and its just the doom ost as danny simply Disappears from sight#like oops. you are now. In Danger. rip couldn't be me.#blood blossom au
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fuck it friday đ
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wasn't sure about posting this bc I don't wanna share like everything I have so far but it's fuck it friday so fuck it lol I'm too excited to keep it to myself haha - here's more of the christmas fic and the main idea behind it (I said it's gonna be mostly silly and fluffy and I promise it will be, just gotta add a little more sad while buck talks about his childhood lol)
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His eyes donât leave the screen, while Eddieâs are glued to Buckâs face. âWell, thereâs a lot of things I always wanted to do with my family on Christmas, but never got to.â his voice gets even quieter. âBut thereâs one thing in particular. I, uh, thatâs so stupid.â he chuckles quietly, then nods to the screen, where a kid is opening a gift with a bright smile, his family surrounding him. âI wanted this.â he admits quietly, as if embarrassed. He never told Eddie much about his life growing up, but based on everything Eddie knows about his parents, he can imagine it wasnât great. He never asked, not wanting to pry, but now Eddie wonders what Buckâs Christmas mustâve looked like, especially after Maddie moved out. He mustâve been miserable, and Eddieâs heart is breaking just at the thought.
âItâs not stupid to want a happy holiday with a loving family.â he says softly, carefully. Buck shakes his head, the red in his cheeks now visible despite the dark.
âI mean, that too, I- I never got this, and I always wished- but not just that.â another shake of his head. âI mean, the sweaters.â he mutters under his breath.
âChristmas sweaters?â Eddie asks, not sure if he heard right, just because of how quiet Buck said it.
âI know, itâs dumb. I just always imagined sitting around in matching sweaters, as a family, taking pictures, looking like we belong together, like I- like I belong.â he adds, turning his head away, so Eddie canât see his face. Eddie reaches his hand further, touching Buckâs shoulder.
âThey couldnât give you matching Christmas sweaters?â he asks incredulously, fighting not to raise his voice.
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#fuck it friday#fic snippet#buddie#buddie fic#buddie wip#wikiangela writes#my writing#my wips#buddie christmas fic#or more like buddie christmas sweaters fic but anyway lol#don't ask what christmas movie they're watching it's all made up lmao#me: i'll keep it vague for now to figure out how to phrase it the way i want to and how to make it make sense#also me: here's every single thing I've written for this bc im too excited and have no self control lol#(still not sure it makes sense but im having fun haha)#getting so excited about my fics i can't keep them to myself is so on brand lmao (jess saw this snippet as soon as i finished it <3 haha)#i might mix it up and share some cheating fic on sunday tho haha
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i donât talk about bridgerton on here but just to clarify. i will not be having ANY eloise hate on this account. i will bite.
#eloise bridgerton they could never make me hate you!!#addressing the normal talking points one by one to get them sorted:#- âno i donât care that eloise called pen some names after the discovery. she was devastated and furious.#she can apologise in the future but in the moment of course she said it#- âyes pen did write about eloise as a way to save her but that doesnât mean it hasnât possibly ruined eloiseâs life#- similarly: eloise isnât (just) angry that she was written about. daphne also went through whistledown and it very much terrified her#so have many other women including marina#- eloise is betrayed because she told pen everything and is realising pen told her nothing#(and sheâs probably thinking about any secrets she might have said to her best friend that could now be used against the ton and her family)#- as claudio said: being regency gossip girl isnt a moral girlboss thing its deeply harmful tbh#- âpen did have reasons to become whistledown! that doesnât mean that sheâs innocent or right!#- eloise isnt now friends with cressida to spite pen lmao sheâs alone and scared and cressida was the last person who offered her friendship#she has no idea how to manage society by herself#(and she needs someone to improve the reputation of her and her family)#- im also convinced she has other ulterior motives for befriending cressida. like sheâs keeping an eye on her or smth#- eloise didnât just ignore anything pen said and thatâs why she only just figured it out. pen deliberately didnât speak like lw to hide it#the moment she did eloise was like huh thatâs weird she doesnât normally talk like that. and THATS when she figured it out#- eloise just found out her best friend has betrayed her and been hiding this massive secret#but she hasnât told anyone. not even her own family. im not hearing out any accusations of HER of being disloyal#- also pen clearly wasnât that upset at writing about eloise bc the moment eloise and colin upset her she went straight back to it lmao#side note but no i donât think the queen is going to name her the âemeraldâ or anything because sheâs suddenly in the spotlight#eloise is tbh the only debutante she actually consistently recognised (for good or bad)#a new dress is not going to be interesting for charlotte to change her whole tradition#tl;dr i love eloise and i will die on this hill#eloise bridgerton#bridgerton
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#kamen rider#kamen rider den-o#kamen rider den o#momotaros#urataros#searched through the blog and turns out i somehow haven't posted the sole reason i got into KR in the first place lmao#so here it is#the old original gif was like 200x100px#and on 10nov2018 i began watching KR Den-O thinking i'd get to this moment make a bigger gif and see how things go#and the way things went was Den-O has a film trilogy crossover with Decade#Decade being a tribute season i figured i'd watch all the previous KR seasons before moving on from the main season to the films#but then i finished the main season on 11apr and 12apr is the Cosmonautics Day so the next day i began watching Fourze instead lol#and also Kuuga the day after#and also KR1 the day after that#all simultaneously#god my watching order was erratic#i still haven't completely finished watching Den-O#and seeing how T0ei STILL keeps making more films/crossovers/ads/stages/whatevers for Den-O i guess i never really will#the train really has no brakes and the ride truly never ends#䝎é˘ăŠă¤ăăź#䝎é˘ăŠă¤ăăźéťç#ă˘ă˘ăżăăš#ăŚăŠăżăăš#gif
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NO YOUâRE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE MAJIMA STUFF THOUGH. GOD. God forbid you speak poorly about the fandom silly guy etc etc. I rtâd one post about someone being annoyed abt majima getting an insane amount of merch (especially compared to other characters- even other PLAYABLE characters) and suddenly my TL is filled with ppl taking it as a personal attackâŚ.. like?? Settle down???
My one fear is that instead of Mine content weâre just gonna get Majima Saga 2 for yk3 and rgg will call it a day. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT THE GUY !!! GENUINELY!!!
at this rate weâre going to have a complete record of Majimaâs life from birth until modern day bc you knowww theyâre never gonna let the cash cow die or retire. + god I lowkey need the 3jimas to break up Now so saejima and daigo can stand on their own again (w/out being overshadowed by Majima)âŚ. Saejima especially⌠I miss the days when he felt like a characterâŚâŚâŚ
(I may have a lot to say on the topic) (heâs a fun character but at this rate Iâm getting so sick of the fandom around him)
gen is kinda funny how when there's the Monthly Critique Of Majima post on twitter the rggtwt part of the tl is flooded with majima fans being upset. its like clockwork really LOL
as for saejima, i do miss him being solo... like he's funny with majima at times, but as wack as Y4 was i still really liked his coliseum scene, and his prison adventures in Y5 were a real treat too..
#snap chats#like you say one mild comment about majima in passing and then you have mates acting as if you burned their crops#like .. its never this serious .. also i think people have the right to be a littttttle miffed that other charas barely get anything#its starting to change with the plushies and saejima/akiyama figures so thats great but. still a way to go LOL#its just esp Lol inducing because kiryu and ichi are protagonists so it makes sense for them to get stuff#but majima is quite literally a side character that wasnt meant to have this much popularity#the concept of a chara becoming popular by accident isnt bad thats not the thing- its even cool when that happens#its just sometimes you just see people act really entitled to stuff for that character while every other chara is ignored#and then the same people acting surprised when others go 'actually ive had a bit enough of this guy'#honestly if they did another majima segment for a hypothetical yk3 id laugh. like id be a bit annoyed but id mostly laugh#cause truly what else is there. he's like a comic book character we just gotta keep making situations for him til hes 90#idk. just so funny majima's been given a sort of 'weird' protagonist status#and i say weird because he IS a protagonist but just compared to how he actually functions throughout y1-y6. lol. lmao even#like youre right in that majima's a fun character but he really is better in just small doses imo#or. at least i need people to relax on the idea of a 'majima gaiden' or making him any more prominent in the games than he is now#anyway i cant be bitter posting my dad is being funny as hell. he got us bracelets and he was like#'in our family you and i are the only ones who like these. makes us cool' and i was like 'yeah dad we're so cool'#and this old man is just 'we're so cool âşď¸' LIKE PL E A S E THE EMOJI TOOK ME OUT. i love my dad. all bitterness is gone from my heart#anyways bye if rgg gives majima a saga in yk3 im gonna livestream playing that and only that#not even yk3 just the majima part đđđđ
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I finished Hazbin a bit ago and call me crazy but I honestly hope Sir Pentious' ascension had nothing to do with redemption as a concept.
I hope it was just a glitch in the matrix from like, the raw, holy power of Adam's laser blast + whatever magical artillery Pentious had revved up at the helm of his ship. I just think it would be VERY funny if Adam accidentally baptized some guy so hard he rebooted him to Heaven.
#hazbin hotel#I know they won't go this direction because they've got like four seasons planned and this would eliminate the show's ability to like#cycle through sinners as they're redeemed#which would kill the show's formula/momentum#but yeah Hazbin brought back memories of my Warriors AU about a cat trying to blunt force redeem her way into StarClan#and since hell and heaven became like...a metaphor for class stratification...cough#the main character ultimately realized she could never play the game well enough to get into StarClan#because the POINT of the game was to keep cats like her out of StarClan#when 'redemption' and 'sin' are defined by the privileged class...what does success within that system look like#so in the end the main character and a coalition of cats shift their focus away from 'redemption'#and towards community building in cat hell lol#like...providing support for their neighbors#with the goal of eventually overturning the game itself (as oppose to figuring out how to win)#That's a LONG way of saying I prefer redemption stories which interrogate the concept of redemption itself#...and come away with the conclusion that it's all bullshit lmao#totally a preference thing and I'll still enjoy Hazbin regardless
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#my video lol#my audio lol#vocaloid cover#synthv cover#synthesizer v cover#genbu#genbu synthv#evil food eater conchita#i am forcing everyone to look at this. look at my guy ehehehhkjnjkhgmlb AFTER TWO WHOLE ASS YEARS FINALLY#i couldve probably put more effort into this but ITS BEEN IN HERE FOR 2 YEARS i wanna be done w/ it already đ#so regardless if it kinda sucks a little bit; its wayyy better than the covers i made like ~4? years ago when i was first starting out#was the iku drawing i posted before this foreshadowing?? not necessarily but its rly funny to think abt in hindsight#also rip genbu in a dress that i was gonna draw for this originally đâď¸ i'd really love to draw more stuff for these covers i make#but it usually never comes out the way i want it to and i figure editing some sorta visualizer like this is better#than keeping some things trapped in my files for so long purely bc my extra ass wants a cool pv. some day maybe but not now#some sick fuck unsubscribed from me after i posted this BYE BITCH i dont miss you at all. live laugh love genbu in this house /j#im not the most obnoxious genbu stan i'd say but you WILL respect him in my house i do not tolerate genbu slander i love that man your hono#yes im extremely based bc he (and eleanor) were THE very first vsynths i ever actually fucked around w/ programwise#but WHATEVER!! idc he is so dear to me i do not regret buying his full version at all (it was impulsive)#the only synth i'd actually consider myself kinda good at tuning LMAO ik people hate how he sounds and have issues w/ him but not me...#these tags are too long girl stfu. anyways tldr; look at silly thang i made w/ my silly man#i love genbu and i love songs about cannibalism <3#Youtube
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baddddddd. he's giving pomme first pick of their dungeon loot rn. he's so NICE. not just to the eggs but in general (i am always thinking of those elegant letters). but the eggs are the only ones who he will quickly and easily show vulnerability to. with everyone else it's like there's a layer there, a wall of silliness he keeps up on purpose, but it just. isn't there with the eggs.
there's something about the way that he cares that I can't put into words. like he cares so much. so fucking intensely. look at dapper. look how kitted out that egg is. look at how much time bbh has spent with the eggs, and look at how much time and effort he puts into figuring out how to keep them safe. he goes HAM when it comes to caring for the eggs, but it comes so naturally to him. it feels like caring for people with his whole entire soul is his default, but he doesn't want it to be. or, maybe want play a part in it- maybe it's too dangerous to care so much so quickly. maybe that puts other people he loves at risk. maybe it scares people. but that wall between him and other people is one that he built, and it's bbh, so he built it strong, so even when he's surrounded by people who have proven over and over that they care for him (that they care for the eggs, that they will not hurt them), he can't fully believe it.
im just. bad knows foolish so well. he knows that man wouldnt on purpose kill any eggs. but pomme killed foolish and bbh, dying of laughter, having the time of his life, told her to "put your armour on. just in case."
#i am putting him under a microscope and studying him carefully#i didn't used to be a big bbh watcher but now im obsessed with that little freak#qsmp#something about his relationship with foolish feels like a twisting of that care too tbh#like he would Not be fucking around with foolish so much if they didn't get along so well#but it has the same intensity#its like instead of a wall between him and foosh there's a cellophane tarp covered in silly colours that keeps getting twisted and rung out#and they use it like a string for those can phones#like with players that wall or layer can be warped into something extra silly but it's just Not There in the same way with the eggs#even with richas who torments him especially like foolish does#idk im also thinking about earlier today when bad was like 'yeah you can shoot me :D' to pomme#and the way his qsmp fighting style is eating totem after totem after totem to essentially sacrifice his own well-being for the people f#he loves#idk if im even making sense anymore and the pomme thing happened a while ago now lmao#but he's absolutely fascinating as a character#i need to figure out a fun fic concept to stick him to i need to put him in situations
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kind of hard to take a lot of the people claiming to be antifascist anarchists seriously when a solid chunk of them seem to think not wanting the state to exist means they are no longer in the reality where it currently exists.
#some of you are fucking stupid and it's like playing russian roullette figuring out who#both sides are aspects of the same political system but they are not the same /within/ that system.#'but there were still bad things happening under biden' no shit you fucking moron#but there were fewer of them they were easier to change and there were also a few things happening for the better#how am i supposed to take anything someone who claims to be antifascist says seriously#when you point blank refuse to even attempt to keep a would-be fascist dictator out of office?#'there are other people who have it worse therefore this other huge problem is#rendered meaningless and if you try to do anything about it fuck you' lmao.#how did any progressive movement manage to get anywhere when people like This are so loud and stupid#saw someone getting pissy at all the suicide hotlines because they're not personally suicidal yet also#hey quick question do you think you're the only person to exist in the world?#get a grip and try blocking key words if it's bothering you#but i'm fascinated by how you've seemingly managed managed to miss all the people openly talking about how they ARE potentially suicidal#'well why are you mad at me i couldn't have singlehandedly changed the results'#bitch i'm not saying you were the deciding factor in the election i'm saying you're a fucking idiot and if#you affected anything at all you made things worse. people still have very good reason to be mad at you for your bullshit.#mypost#'well lets not throw around blame' i very much can blame you for the actions you personally chose to take actually.#also idk how to break it to you but the existance of a bunch of fascists doesn't actually affect whether or not third party/non voters#are in the wrong. and the people who voted FOR trump are not generally people who were ostensibly on the same side anyway#whereas people who claim to be and then act in ways opposing their own ideals are still worth pointing out#one group may be significantly larger bit the other ostensibly didn't want facsists in power and then shot themselves in the foot
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I've never heard of emts working only at events? What's that like for you if you don't mind my asking?
Yeah, there are ambulance companies that staff certain events, but there's some event specific companies out there lmao. For me specifically, it's almost entirely college events, whether it's happening on a campus or not. It's not great, usually pretty boring, but it's better than being on an ambulance or in a hospital. We do get actual emergencies sometimes, but usually it's just getting drunk people to the tent or giving out water and bandaids lmao. Again, boring as fuck, but I chose this over working on a 911 rig, so that's on me đ if I'm being so real tho, other than my coworkers, the best part of the job is the food lmaoooo it's so good and all the food trucks/food booths give discounts or free food to us depending on the location and event. And there's almost always a ton of downtime, so I basically just get paid to sit there and vibe for the most part
#not snz#when i say i love my job i mean i love very specific parts of it lmao#idk if I've said it here before or not and this is gonna sound so bad coming from someone working in healthcare#but i don't like patients lmao#i love the book stuff and i love everything in theory and i know how everything works and I'm very enthusiastic about it#but man do i not like patients ahskaksk#there are exceptions obviously but those are few and far between#it's why i love being an emt at my fire station bc we don't reslond to medical calls#like I've done medical calls there for the public but very rarely bc people either approach us or we stumble upon them#so i really only do my emt things on the people i know and i love that#i love my coworkers so I'm always happy to make sure they're okay and help them out when they're not#but i feel nothing for the public and i didn't realize i genuinely couldn't care less about them until i started doing my clinicals#it's just awkward and I'm not invested in them i just like figuring out what's wrong with them and interact with them as little as possible#again there are exceptions and i do like some of the patients but generally I'm just trying to hand them off asap#so yeah i do like working events bc the alternative is being confined to a tiny box or trapped in a hospital#i like being outside and being able to walk around the place and do things if i want to#and obviously i adore my partner#and even on the rare occasions i work with someone else all day i love my other coworkers too#and i mean yeah this might be more boring than working on an emergency rig However#it pays so much better#like why do y'all think my medic partner works there lmao he's actually good with patients and prefers the ambulance#but the pay in the field is shit so he gets paid way more working events than he would at the three letter company#insane actually that he makes over ten dollars more an hour working chill events than he would being overworked on a rig#anyway i digress#I'm looking into pathology assistant school rn bc there's like no patient interaction there but i still get to be nosy#so that's perfect for me lmao#everyone keeps saying i missed my calling as a vet tho like i don't cry when a dog dies in a movie lmao i wouldn't survive#working with animals would be amazing but the only thing that really gets you money is being a vet#so that can be a hobby
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FUCK me trying to build a career while making queer art while also trying to be able to show my family things
#trying to figure out my instagram situation#bc i posted a couple things on my 'bigger' account#that were explicitly queer but now i'm like SHIT. i kind of regret that#and dont even talk 2 me about whether i'm keeping them private or switching back to public#reassessing post con lmao like how do i build an audience that knows me but also includes my family#the easiest way to deal with this would probably be to just archive the last two posts & repost them on queerer account#but that annoys me bc i wish more people could SEE it
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