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can you do rafe and reader matching Halloween costumes?
🎃 ⊹ᡣ𐭩₊⋆ ─── you make rafe do a couple's costume !
"This is the stupidest fuckin' idea you've ever had," Rafe grumbled begrudgingly as he stood in the bathroom, looking at his reflection in the mirror to aid him in tying his tie.
"We look so cute!" you beamed, ignoring your grumpy boyfriend's dramatics. You had the bright idea that since it was your first Halloween together, it would be so cute to do a couple's costume. Of course, Rafe vehemently protested this idea because he thought he was too cool for Halloween and that dressing up was stupid and childish. The only part he liked of the season was the copious parties with scantily clad women in their sexy-fied costumes and free booze.
It took a great deal of begging and pleading (and a promise of lots of sex to make up for his trouble and lost street cred) for him to finally agree to dress up with you, but when he did, you were over the moon.
You had tons of different ideas. Rafe insisted on the whole cop and prisoner costume, but you shut him down, knowing he had ulterior motives. He just wanted an excuse to put you in handcuffs and have you at his side the entire night. You also considered Ghostface and Sidney Prescott, but you pocketed that idea for another time when finally, you thought of Morticia and Gomez Addams.
You knew Rafe would be more inclined since the costume mainly just consisted of a suit, which meant he wouldn't be dressing up as much as the other costumes demanded. Plus, you knew he'd never pass up the chance to see you in a black dress that hugged you in all the right places—he was a man after all.
His gaze flickered over to your reflection in the mirror, roaming your figure appreciatively. That dress was working for you, and the makeup you'd done to complete the look just made you look all the more sexy. "Why don't we just stay home, yeah?" He proposed. As good as the costume looked on you, he knew it would look better on his bedroom floor.
You rolled your eyes at his entirely predictable suggestion. "I did not get all dressed up just to stay inside all night," you told him, pulling at his arm to turn him toward you, so you could fix his tie. "Besides," you glanced up at him, a smile tugging at your lipstick coated lips. "I want to show all your friends how whipped I've got you."
"I'll take this shit off right now," he threatened, but you knew he wouldn't dare, not when he was betting on you putting out tonight.
"Oh, cmon, don't be like that," you grinned, leaning up to give him a quick kiss on the lips. He tried to pull you closer and deepen the kiss, but you pulled away. "Ah ah ah," you scolded, using your thumb to swipe away some lipstick that had transferred onto his lips. "You're gonna mess up my makeup."
"You just wait till tonight. I'm gonna mess up your makeup alright," he smirked, his eyes glinting with promise as his hands went to your hips, tugging you closer.
"Mhm," you giggled, planting your hand on his chest and pushing him away. "Keep it in your pants, pretty boy," you told him, turning back to the mirror to fix your smudged lipstick. He crossed his arms watching you intently, thinking of all the things he was going to do to you when you two got back from the Halloween party.
#🎀#𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 📖 sol writes .ᐟ#𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 👤 sol &&. anon .ᐟ#just a silly little halloween blurb for you 🩷#rafe is definitely so pissy about dressing up for halloween#he's such a little bitch#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron blurb#rafe#rafe blurb#rafe x reader#rafe obx#rafe outer banks#outerbanks rafe#outer banks#obx#soleil's asks <3#answered !#halloween
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+1 morale
#harry du bois#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#kim kitsuragi#kim is just there for the sake of being there#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#artwork
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og image + creds under cut ....
sweepswoop_ on twitter :)
#vix moment#chilaios#laichil#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#i can't#chilchuck after kensuke's bs:#im ... weirdly proud of how i drew laios#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck#laios#chilchuck tims#laios touden
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✨BOWL-CUT CARDIO BRIGADE✨
#mob phycho 100#kaiju no. 8#mashle#naruto#soshiro hoshina#rock lee#shigeo kagayama#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made
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Better ingredients, better pizza,
We always play to win, and we’re rock hard when we do it —
Papa John’s.
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So how about Shadow’s new look, huh
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#shadow the ultimate lifeform#sonic x shadow generations#sonic#sth#sth fanart#sth fandom#sonic fanart#fearless year of shadow#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made
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with the ghovie now just a day away from releasing i wanted to share my personal papa v theory :)
#i think#i think i should clarify that this is a shitpost#digital art#artist on tumblr#the band ghost fanart#the band ghost#ghost#ghost the band#ghost copia#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus v#cardinal copia#copia fanart#sister imperator#seestor#rite here rite now#sans undertale#fanart#art#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#and I think it was much funnier in my head but i made it now it exists we're here now
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#grian#grian fanart#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#hermitcraft fanart#mcc fanart#Ig#mc championship
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#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#this is solavellen to me#i spent way too long on this#poorly made meme#do i tag this as#solavellan#solavellen hell#inquisitor lavellan#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age trespasser#This is also the plot of#dragon age veilguard#to me anyway#solas dragon age#solas
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Ruiz Gukgak experimenting with neo-pronouns be like: fuck/it/we/ball
#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#dimension twenty#dimension 20#dimension20#d20#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high sophmore year#brennan lee mulligan#d20 fhjy#riz gukgak#riz the ball gukgak#the ball#brian murphy
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🔉Sound on🔉
How to make an engine cry
#ttte#ttte thomas#thomas and friends#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#am i sorry#no#you cannot tell me he wouldn't#pup's art#engine art#bob told the fireman off later
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Miguel if the rapture was infused w yass pills
#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#I have the humor of a middle schooler#I’m so sorry#miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#miguel ohara#Miguel O’Hara meme#miguel o’hara fanart#atsv#btsv#spider man across the spider verse
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you know that scene in the beginning when he has dinner with bunny
#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#the secret history#donna tartt#richard papen#bunny corcoran#henry winter#tsh fanart#tsh donna tartt#winterpapen#im sorry#i dont really know why i made this
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#the elder scrolls#skyrim#oblivion#tes#meme#sheogorath#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#in my sheogorath era#eating so much cheese#sheogorath would love Doritos#okay ill shut up now
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I had a vision
#Does this even make sense?#Who cares#This is the stupidest thing I've ever made#actually that's a lie#I've made a lot of stupid things#fyodor Dostoyevsky#fyodor dosteovsky#litterature#classic literature#classic lit memes#classic literature memes#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#Dostoyevsky#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#crime and punishment#c&p#c&p memes#aria indulges the voices
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I watched one episode of dungeon meshi with my brother and this was the result
#howell talks#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#what’s his fuckin name#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#graphic design is my pashun
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