#this is the nicest person ive ever found

[despairparfait]

📂ㅤAS AN OLDER BROTHER?ㅤ. . .ㅤriddle x sibling!reader ★

synopsis. what, perchance, would heartslabyul's riddle rosehearts be like as an older brother? my personal not very in-depth analysis.

i. Stated in the absolute nicest way possible, I feel as though Riddle's younger sibling would have experienced the very brunt of his pre-overblot behaviour. The strictness; the over-studying; the routines; they have lived through just as much as the Heartslabyul dorm members, but probably twice as bad.

Though, what makes you, said Rosehearts sibling, different from the Night Raven College students? You have never been subjected to the ghastly collar treatment. Why is that? Alongside whatever lessons and such are put in place by your mother, Riddle's routines are personally tailored for the very purpose that you will attend Night Raven College alongside him one day. Thus, you know the rules.

So when you began your studies as a first year, just as Riddle was entering his second, you found yourself the most burdened student in the Heartslabyul dorm with your elder brother constantly on your back. Yet your dorm mates viewed you as the most studious, the one to turn to if not to Vice Trey Clover — and just as much as both you and they wished that you were able to negotiate Riddle out of more lenient sentences, you were unable to. But you could do your very best in helping everybody avoid them, by letting them know of their rule-breaking in advance to Riddle noticing.

(Not that any of your warnings would have ever stopped a particular Trappola, no matter if you yanked that chestnut tart from his hands and stomped on it.)

ii. After fourth period, back to the dorm and cram in an hour's worth of studying as Riddle has his afternoon tea. Then, assist in preparing for the unbirthday party. Once finished assigned tasks, studying until the party's start. You regularly find your schedule filled to the brim on the daily, handwritten and placed on your desk personally by your generous older brother by the time you even awaken. On one hand, it's agitating. On the other, you know that it's just a way that has been drilled into his head by your mother, that good grades and an ace magical ability is what is expected of those coming from your golden lineage. (Thanks to this schedule that he keeps you to religiously, you are placed top of the class for the first years. Rendering the Rosehearts name to be dominating the academic boards for two different years.)

iii. However, he will not just leave you to your own devices for this schedule. He will regularly check in on you as you are studying, inquiring as to what it is that you are working on at the time. As much as it is to snoop and ensure you're not slacking off, it is also a way to ask whether there is anything that you are currently struggling with. He will not even acknowledge the rift he causes in his own schedule as he merely sits opposite you to help you with something that you are finding difficult.

iv. If there is anything at all regarding you that annoys him, it's your budding friendship with Ace. Maybe at first it was a subtle fear that his troublemaking ways will become a bad influence on you, but then that annoyance grew as the ginger continued to pull you away from your studies time and time again. At the beginning, you were extremely hesitant to follow him as he grabbed your hand and pulled you away from your desk, calling you boring. But as this continued, you began to hide the fact you were even disappearing, which irked Riddle to no end. He would unapologetically storm the dorm in order to find where you two were hiding, intending to off Trappola of his head the very second he sees him. Yet why couldn't Riddle notice the irony which was his hatred of this friendship, and how he was projecting his own friendship with Trey and Chen'ya onto you two?

v. During the events leading up to Riddle's overblot, I see both Ace and Deuce working their little socks off as they attempt to get you on their side of the rebellion. But the fact your brother is practically your shadow whilst in the dorm, it was impossible for them to get you alone long enough to complain about him. Especially considering you'd find Riddle sitting with you as you study increasingly often to bat Ace and his truancy away.

vi. Yet, your dorm life did tend to get increasingly better after Riddle overblotted. Him coming to terms with who he is and what he has gone through, recognising his tyrannic ways and accepting that he can be better. To some degree, he saw you as the poster child of how miserable his influence has made the dorm. Noticing and regretting the fact that he has treated you just as harshly as his mother did to him, becoming the very person that caused him to be as he is. Although his vow to be more lenient with the rules was a substantial change for most Heartslabyul students, you were definitely the one that experienced the most change after he came to his senses.

vii. You immediately noticed the fact that you wouldn't find a lengthy schedule on your desk anymore when you woke up. His handwritten notes were no longer a daily thing, instead, becoming almost termly and coinciding with your timetabled lessons. It became less of a minute-by-minute routine, and more of a general sheet of paper to look at before the day to see what classes you have, and what dorm events are planned. Although there would still be jotted timeslots for studying, they'd be a lot less like in-negotiable demands, and more friendly reminders that Thursday morning at 10:15am, you don't have any lessons so you could probably get some homework done.

viii. His random visits while you're studying, or just generally doing whatever as you have a lot more time and freedom on your hands now, become a lot less frequent and imposing. Yet when he does appear, you notice how the way he approaches you is a lot different from before. Rather than what you're studying, he would ask how you're doing. Not academically, but mentally. He would begin to show genuine concern about your wellbeing, taking into account the stress of school, which was not something he batted an eyelash about before.

ix. Deep, probably late-night conversations leading to that winter break planning the discussions you two are going to have with your mother when you return home for the holidays. Despite it being a difficult subject to discuss, it proves to become an extremely helpful icebreaker between you two. Acknowledging the source of your respective traumas, and coming up with a plan in order to settle everything once and for all. Which would probably take a whole lot of effort, and even more time, but if you two can discuss that of all things, then you'd probably be able to discuss absolutely anything.

x. Pre-overblot Riddle would probably burst a blood vessel at even the thought of you wasting your time and effort on boys. But he'd likely mature quite a bit afterwards when it comes to the subject, with some guidance and (some good, some bad) advice from Trey and Cater. Sure, he'd have his own personal preferences for brother-in-law. He wouldn't want you to date any really bad influences, but he supposes he cannot really stop you from doing what you want. Just don't expect to make it public that you're dating Floyd and not have Riddle banging your door down with the reddest face you've ever seen.

(Just please, please, please don't let it be Ace. He already sees enough of him as it is.)

[deansbite]

'fore i literally start explodin' heres somethin' everyone should read :

the topic of ana. my beloved, the boy who stole my heart.

unfortunately, due to anas long absense, everyones been worried. but heres the thing : i am worried, too. i am as worried, if not more. i have been paranoid & absolutely losin' my shit ever since ana stopped bein' online. the nail in the coffin was when he stopped textin' me.

i removed the msg due to that bein' irrelevant to what this post is about.

12/06/2024. the last time ive gotten any clue on their whereabouts.

do not panic, do not do anything irrational, ive tried to keep my shit together as the person who has been textin' her nonstop every. single. day.

but the thing is, PLEASE please ( in the nicest way possible ) stop sendin' asks about ana before i genuinely lose my mind caught up in my paranoia & start thinkin' the worst when my friends have been consolin' me & draggin' me out of those thoughts. i threw myself in a nasty two days where i spam checked his messages to me to see if i missed any signs, checked all of their accounts & even searched up literal missin' people in the uk to see if anyone like her was missin'.

that is unhealthy for my mental health and durin' this period of time ( in winter & exams bein' on my ass & worryin' if i get accepted into a really nice school thats hard to get into ) i tend to have stronger depressive episodes. i have not, so far. and id like to keep it that way.

i am tryin' to see if hes online but less insane-stalkerish. id tell you guys if i found anythin' AFTER i would spend time focusin' on him. because we're together. the pilin' asks about ana combined w me actually worried has been stressin' me out so much 'cause i feel like i am jugglin' 4 whole things at once.

i worry in my freetime & the only time i get my mind taken off of things is when i spend time w my friends & on tumblr when i can write & have fun.

IN SHORT: anas not been online since that date, i've tried to contact him & stop askin' me so much i am not just an ana update acc i literally have human emotions & have been fuckin' myself over 'cause of that & am tryin' to stop that habit 'til i fall into a loophole where i keep fuckin' myself over & can't stop

[eyedrateanatomy]

For that ask meme: 2, 3, 12, 22

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

if you wanna know what i think ignacios like in bed then tough luck cause im pretty sure this fandom is riddled with teenagers

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

everyone on the confessions blog is wrong about everything

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

nobody thinks about michelle ever except for like three other people and it pisses me off. this is dexters mother we're talking about. how tf did she spawn such a demon child. wheres her husband. what happened to her eye. why does she have so many parallels with john. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER. i desperately need to see more of her. i know she has like 2 seconds of screentime and no set personality, but i find a lot of comedic potential in having the sweetest, nicest old lady raise a baby boy whos just. inevitably horrible. he literally kills her cats... i swear he probably doesnt even like her. maybe when he was little, yeah, but even back then he found her too stupid and naive and thought he had to care for her. and she probably is really stupid dont get me wrong but thats besides the point. anyways. i desire her carnally

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

i wouldnt say its my favorite but ive only seen one or two people ever acknowledge the shit pattys gone through and her injuries post-possession. you guys need to pay more attention to the female characters in this show. yeah thats right im talking to you

[moonshynecybin]

if you don’t mind my asking, what were the best/worst parts about living in ireland to you?

stuff i LOVED: everyone was the nicest person ive ever met im not even JOKING... wahh... my first day some lady paid my bus fair and was just so overwhelmingly kind about it... i loved living in dublin for the ability to go into a city (i am from a very rural area and it was LOVELY) and see big old buildings and museums and pubs and get to do all these things that i just never had the option to do... public transportation ruled.... and i got to TRAVEL for so much cheaper than we do in the USA and i made a lot of FRIENDS both international and irish and american.... went to irish oktoberfest with a bunch of germans and italians and taught them how to play FLIP CUP cuz they didnt know... went to scotland with my roommates and friends.... drank a lot of guinness and walked around all the parks... saw the bog bodies at the natural history museum... got drunk adn walked around temple bar... bahhh i REALLY did like it whenever i wasnt trapped inside the house...

Stuff i HATED under the cut it has truly nothing to do with the country it was my living situation. lol. well actually im gonna be honest the weather was ASS but i knew that goin in. got to see some rainbows who CARES:

um the BIGGEST THING. was that my living situation was five alarm bell insane. i had to pick a place before flying over so i only saw it over facetime(RUH ROH) and my landlords did not seem interested in providing me and my roommates (two other american girls in their mid twenties) with a liveable space like at all. they never turned the heat on (i was shivering literally constantly. the other girls showered at the university bc it was literally too cold to do it at home. AND they didnt let us buy any electronics without prior approval so we could not buy like. a space heater. it was CRAZY i could see my breath in my ROOM...). they didnt allow any visitors not even my MOM to let me move in. there was a curfew they didnt tell us about. we didnt have a sink in our kitchen (and we had to walk outside to a different part of the building to access it). there was mold EVERYWHERE.AND apparently the reason we were living there was to fund house renovations so they were constantly kicking us out of our rooms to let in builders/construction people (one of the final straws was my roommate coming back from xmas break to find that they had moved her and ALL her stuff out of her room to do a renovation literally without telling her lol. they moved a WALL and we didnt have a SINK STILL...). they tried to enter my room without my permission. and all of this was PROHIBITIVELY expensive like genuinely i could have gotten a studio with the fees i was paying (and they made us pay in cash so. ATM fees compounded all that lol) BUT. they had us trapped in this ILLEGAL lease that stipulated that if we moved out we would owe our ENTIRE remaining rent for the agreed lease period. we sent this to a lawyer later he was like these guys are buckshit insane. i firmly believe they chose american girls and didnt let our parents like. even see the exterior of the house because they knew our moms would call bullshit immediately but WHATEVERRR... anyways after i left i found out that they had a secret baby that they didnt tell us about either. CRAZY!!!!

my school program also was not the most rigorous AND my migraine symptoms started while i was over there soooooo in addition to literally being cold ALL the time, i had NO idea what was going on with my head/health + i didnt really have the resources to find a new place/fight with my landlords + i was rapidly running out of money bc of how expensive everything about my housing was + i wasnt even getting the education i wanted because my professors sucked ass. so when i went home for winter break i just didnt come back ! and i got my roommates to send my stuff to the states. it was like the most insane six months of my life i lost like ten pounds from stress lol

[starryjake]

hai im not even a fan of anyone u write for but ive been following u for a while cuz ur writing is so fucking GOOD and i could read these all the time. just letting u know ur one of the best writers i found on here and i rly love ur style personally <3 have a great day/night

wait this may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me????!!!!

like thank you so much im shedding a tear!!!! <3333

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

today has been such a good day 😭 it took forever to return my router to the wifi store, and i’ve got the worst headache + cramps combination i’ve had in a year, BUT:

tl;dr: so many good things have happened recently, and i’m trying to trust that sometimes good things happen and don’t have to be balanced out by horrible things. i’m so grateful for the good things that have happened, and i’m trying to acknowledge that i had a part in bringing them into reality

i got the keys to my new apartment, and it’s the nicest place i’ve ever lived. like i’m waiting for them to take my keys back and tell me it was a prank, obviously they’re not gonna let some WIC beans-and-rice, food stamps-raised, homeless in high school fuckhead live in such a beautiful building. but they are. they approved my cat, they’ve got my move-in fees, i’ve got the loading dock reserved for move-in day.

my new apartment isn’t infested with roaches. i cried just being in the space for the first time and feeling like. a real person. not like a shameful creature who can’t let their friends come over because of the infestation.

i got to see my best friend, the (platonic) love of my life. it’s not a rare occurrence for me to see her, since we live like 5 (soon 3!!!!) metro stops apart. and she came with me to see the apartment. she asked the questions i didn’t know to ask, and i was able to give her remote access to the building, which is as close as i can come to giving her a spare key

i got an incredible deal on a new bed. the mattress i have now has sunk in the middle and there are a few springs poking through, and it hurts so much to sleep on it. i was resigned to sleeping on my couch for a month or so while i saved to get a nice bed, because ive never had like a Nice Bed. and just idly checking wayfair, i saw a bed frame i loved that was at a $900 discount. nine hundred us dollars off. i never would’ve been able to get something like that if it was full price. and then i found a mattress that was well-reviewed and firm and also discounted. so now i’ll only be sleeping on my couch for like a week.

i was notified that they’re processing my upcoming promotion at work. it’s a $14.3k raise. that’s not a number that would ever have existed to me before, and now they’re processing it, and like. it’s real. that’s happening to me. they’re trusting me with a big like, mission-critical project and they’re increasing my pay and it’s because i earned the trust and the raise, not just because they felt bad for me???

i’m so overwhelmed. when i was a kid i thought all i could ever be was somebody’s wife and somebody’s mother. and now im neither of those things, and im loved and im safe and im finally moving out of this apartment full of shame into a place i can feel proud of.

[samsblades]

GUESS WHOS BACKKKK!! did you miss me 😉 jkjk sorry for like falling off for the past like 2 days?? ive been super busy but coming back and seeing you posted a fic was ah!! (absolutely loved it btw such a cute concept)

BUT I HAVE NEWSSS i’ve been talking to beautiful man and we actually have plans for tonight!! 😊😊 it’s not anything like super exciting cause originally we were just supposed to hang out but then i found out i have to go watch my cousins fb game and he was like “i’ll just go with you” and me being me i was like overthinking it was like “are you sure? i don’t want to like make you do anything you don’t want to” blah blah blah and he was just so sweet about it and was like “i don’t care what we do i just want to be with you” LIKE AHHHH

he’s very sam coded too which makes me go bananas and he supports my sam love 😊 actually it was so funny cause yesterday he come over to my house to pick me up and like came into my room & i forgot i have this huge tapestry on my wall with jensen & jared on it so i was like lowkey embarrassed but he was so funny about it LIKE 🫂

sorry for yap yap yapping in ur inbox

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OMGGG HEYYYY BESTIEEE glad you liked it hehe <333

WOWOWOOWWW OKAYYY HE SOUNDS SO SWEEETTTT i hope he's forever and always the sweetest to you no matter what. you deserve only the coolest most awesomest and nicest person ever <33 so glad he's lovely! that's so sweet what he said omg :(( i love this for you fr

and don't be sorryyyy you know i love itttt <333

[j4y-k4y]

hi hello i found your blog like ten seconds ago and i'm dropping in to say that i love you art so much

your poses are so incredible and fun, i love how well your style captures emotions and just kinda explosive personality? idk if i'm phrasing that right but it's so cool

anyway i love your art i would commit so many crimes for it thank you so much for sharing it with us and please have a lovely day

hello this is the nicest thing ive ever read about my art oh my goodness thank u so much <3

[bellehalla]

Ok so i was going to mention this in the ao3 comments but since youre active on tumblr i thought why not just come here!

So ive been re-reading rf again (for the 7th time... sorry) and im not sure if ive already mentioned this or if somebody else did but ive been thinking about kaeyas nickname for reader-dove, and the symbolism behind that because like- DOVE the animal representative of peace and love and FREEDOM, being placed on reader means so much. The story literally deals with the tension between inazuma and mond, reader being from inazuma and having such a great sincere love and sense of protection for mondstat is such a good character out of all to be named dove, especially from kaeya's perspective, he sees her as a symbol of genuineness compared to the other soldiers, someone who has risked their life for freedom when leaving inazuma, for peace when sacrificing themselves for ewald, and love for confessing to kaeya knowing she could have gotten in so much trouble. Reader is unapologetically so caring and delicate with everyone, a blanket of security that kaeya indulges in and lets his walls fall down around, his dove and flash of light in the grittiness of war. Im so sorry i could talk abt them for days😭😭 i love kaeya and reader and cant wait for their comeback, i hope you are doing well and thank you for such a well done fic, i know its not complete but ive read it so many times and genuinely it is better put together than about half of the books on my bookshelf😭 take care!

selkified! You are always the sweetest. ❤️❤️❤️

and ohmygod you made me fall in love with reader all over again. you're right, she's so sweet and genuine, which is what kaeya's character is attracted to the most, especially in the beginning of their relationship.

while writing them, i had to find a common ground for the two to connect. Kaeya seems like the type of character that needs deep and genuine connection for him to...obsess over someone enough that he will do batshit crazy stuff for them. reader's unapologetic perspective in freedom and chasing after what you want are quite contrasting to what we know of Kaeya's lore. he's used to hiding behind deception, despite the fact that he's very much driven by love. he suffered so much ever since his childhood, and reader's outlook in life is like a fresh air to him. but it's sort of unfamiliar to him that it feels scary. if you squint enough, he's not exactly the nicest to reader's feelings either. he doesn't know what to do with her lol he leads her on a lot then squash her feelings last minute

as for his nickname, dove, i didn't originally mean for it to stick. (i was in a Hawks (MHA) high and fanon Hawks uses "dove" a lot so i kind of wanted to implement it.) i did a research and found it to be perfect and now Raging Fires!Kaeya hasn't let go of this nickname since then. since Rin Minamoto isnt really reader's actual name, Kaeya had to use a more personal name for her, and that happened to be an endearment. i'm glad everyone is positively reacting to it too lol

anyway your insights are well appreciated. im also glad you are loving them !!!

[problematicfactive]

we gained 2 factives of a problematic source a year or so ago. the first being a malicitor who abused most of the system, and the 2nd being a mood booster who is literally one of the nicest ppl ive ever met. though jst this year, we found out that the person that the first is a factive of isnt even problematic at all n literally is the exact opposite of our factive of them. AND the person that the 2nd is a factive of was exposed for being a problematic person?? kinda ironic ig xd (they r both now veryy source separate bc of this )

very ironic

[bcolfanfic]

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oh i have too much personal lore lmfao my friend told me once "mollie every time you open your mouth i have no idea what's coming next". hmmm. i think ive already talked about meeting jon stewart when he was doing his vets lobbying stuff in dc on here, but there's that. and like 20 minutes before that i met bernie sanders lol, busy day!

should we just make this politicians mollie has interacted with. i met kamala harris in 2018 and i know ppl have (mostly correct) opinions about her being too moderate, but she was very genuinely kind. my friends and i showed up to her office like on the verge of passing out from heat exhaustion after a protest and she was 20 minutes late to another meeting to get us all shuffled in/send her aides around to feed us/get us gatorade and talk to us.

chris murphy is nice but i got a bad taste in my mouth from how good-press focused his team was. they told journalists we were coming w/o really giving us a heads up and we literally had to like, run away after to avoid them bc it wasn't planned press that we could prepare for. (this was like 2 weeks after the uvalde shooting and i was with a school shooting survivors and allies lobbying group)

didn't personally meet mitch mconnell but his staffers are assholes and ive been yelled at by them. by contrast ted cruz's staffers were the nicest republican staffers i ever interacted with. we were doing a sit in his office (this was 2018) and the capitol police were like- trying to bait his staffers into having us arrested. to which his staffers said (in more professional terms) bug off they're literally just sitting on the floor its fine.

i know the gen z congressman from florida bc he's an alum of a non profit i've done a lot of activism work with and i can't speak highly enough of him. i heard him speak for the first time in someone's living room in early 2020 before a quite risky protest action we were both a part of and vividly remember thinking "this kid is going to be president someday". i stand by it 1000%. he's a good kid and very smart.

bernie is super nice and has a good sense of humor. marco rubio cancelled a meeting with a group i was with once bc he was concerned that a certain school shooting survivor activist that was going to be there would "traumatize him" LMFAO.

everytown as a larger org sucks pls don't donate to them for the ending gun violence cause. shannon watts is an asshole and had me blocked for a long while, only to unblock me when i was part of something (the thing with max mentioned above) that made national news and she unblocked me to interact with viral tweets i was in. i recommend ppl donate to change the ref instead. i know the parkland parents that founded it and consider them saints amongst mere mortals.

[estercity]

i promise mean this in THE nicest way possible how are you able to like so many different things at the same time i swear you like 400 different things and none of them have any correlation its just a hodgepodge and so much of what you talk about ive either never heard in my life of or have never seen anyone else talk about. like ive had to look up stuff you were talking about before cus i had absolutely no idea what it was LOL ive never met anyone that jumps around w their interests as much as you idk if any of your other friends have expressed that or its just me i just think its funny. the only thing i really associate you w as a part of your "brand" is gurren lagann but even then i dont see you talk abt it that often.

LOL I TAKE IT IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE DW <333 ive been told im just a very sporadic person in general (a friend of a friend within like. 5 minutes of meeting me told me i talk like i have a sniper trained on my forehead which is to this day one of the funniest things anyones ever said to me) so i guess that extends to my interests? i get kind of frustrated honestly with how sharply my brain jumps from place to place because it makes it hard to focus on one thing for too long? and looking back at my post history distresses me because i'll go from talking about the deep religious symbolism in a horror game to "OMG DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN* a minute later 💀 but the fact you talk about it positively actually makes me feel a lot better about it :]

i think its down to the fact i havent hgad like.....a single media focus in a LONG time. like especially in my teens i'd be incredibly hyperfixated on one singular piece of media for YEARS at a time, to the point i couldnt have other interests, and i think out of everything GENSHIN was the last time i had something even close to that feeling but i had to quit for my own mental health lol. so now i'm full magpie mode keeping all my little silly interests in my nest <3

also i stopped talking about gurren lagann as much on my main because i found i was the only person in the character tags i browsed the most 😅 so i now have a dedicated sideblog for all of my media ramblings i don't want to clog my main with (or if its of series my friends don't like)

[6kate1bishop6]

oh my god i just found a bunch of my old diaries and notebooks from when i was like 12 or 13 and theyre soooo funny like the ones from when i was 12 were like wow im happy all the time (im not kidding there was literally a bit that said that) and one of the things was like a prompt for where do you see yourself in 10 years and it said uni for fashion (im doing sociology...) or as an artist or smth, and then jump to when im 13 and its instantly enteries about being depressed its so funny and then one of them was like my friend was crying because another friend blamed her for something so i went up to friend B and well i was just like rude an antagonistic but also 13 and then it cuts to like i wish friend A wasnt crying right now shes so kind shes only ever kind shes the nicest person ive ever met and shes so cool and everyone should be nice to her (i had a horrific crush on her that i didnt realise for like 3 years)

[sadkittyrai]

things i love about you:

your hair. it looks so soft. you seem to take good care of it. i wish i could run my hand through it.. your hair color is nice too, when i write poems about you i always refer your hair as "canary" like yk the admired canary bird, but tbh your hair is more like caramel..

your hairstyle. i love how its styled... i want to have it so bad!! its super duper cool ahhh oh to be a pretty emo boy like you...

your music taste. i fucking love it youre so cool oh my god!! im a copycat sorry i only branched out from emo genre after i met u (so youd notice me..)

your face. especially your nose and lips, theyre so beautiful!! id love to make you my muse (it would be an honor)

your room. its literally the coolest thing ever ahh!!! especially your shelf thingy... you have everything i want nn i would love to have sleepovers with u 🥺

your voice?!?!@? oh my god i love it so bad. its so soothing to the ears, very pleasant, i would listen to you for hours until i fall asleep.. its really so nice !! sounds like an angel's whisper to me.. i know you wish you had a more masculine voice, but i love it either way..

your kindness. you're the nicest person ive ever met. i felt like i didn't deserve it.. i really cant put into words how nice you are to me :(( (but now ur like satans spawn child who bullies me everyday/j)

your personality. i like how refreshing it is. you're easy to talk to and i like how you match my energy. its very endearing

the way you type. its so cute, especially during the start of our friendship. i love how you used emoticons, its so cute !! the way you capitalize and do a keybord smash when you find something cute or get excited is so adorable (not when ur mad at me tho :c)

when you spammed my dms. i love it sm.. i like it when you spam me while im sleeping. i like it in general when you say my name a lot. i like to know that youre missing me. i dont find it annoying at all <3 i encourage you to do it

when you get jealous. mhm im aware that the feeling of jealousy sucks and might make you sad, and i dont want you to feel sad so :< but i liked it. because it expressed that you wanted me, too. i found it cute, mfnv sorry ... i hope you can tell me though instead of hiding it in :c

when you say i love you before departing, and when u scold me for not saying ily back

when you get flustered when i call you my love or say i love you in portuguese (might be cringe butmm sorryy... )

when you subtweet about me. im just too shy to like them but i read them over again and again, and i secretly bookmark some... fhfkfkld

when you talk. i just, love it a lot. especially when youre talking passionately about your interests. just for this, im going to get into some of them so we can yap together ‹3

your fashion sense. pleaseee lend in some band tees for me wont u !!?!1 everything about u is literally so cool

when we call. i love listening to you talk, so much. especially more when its live,,, ahjfjdjdj sucker for ur voice

when you send cute cutie animals

when you send long voicemails. dont tell me that i dont have to listen to them because i will!!!

when you're being you. i dontmft know how to explain!! youre just like. the cutest boy i met

when you 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎

when you say i love you

when you sweet talk me.. hfh heh

[fully-in-love]

he found out that i stand by myself when im waiting for school to start, and since then hes made a point to go say hi everyday. he texted after school the first time he went and talked to me and told me that he was nervous. he was nervous. to talk to me. i know no one on here knows what he looks like, but picture this. not stereotypical pretty, but hes a little scruffy. hes got stubble, and always wears a baseball hat, sometimes backwards, sometimes normal. he has an amazing body, and his shoulders are always slumped a little. hes 6'2 (hes not tall but a person whos 6'5 is tall), and he is probably the nicest person ive ever met. hes funny and kind, and hes made me cry out of happiness multiple times. hes helped me so much, and he helped me figure out that my friends arent the best. he makes my day so much better, and he has stopped me from spiraling multiple times, even though he doesnt know. he doesnt know how much i value him, or how much he makes my day better. i am trying to put it into words, but he makes things so much better i dont know if i can. anyways. he. was nervous to talk to me. i btw, am a 5'5 girl who literally has so much emotional baggage im almost drowning in it. hes calm and cool, and i get anxious asking the teacher to go to the bathroom. i still cant get over the fact that he actually likes talking to me. of all the people, me. hes a little bit of a dry texter, but so am i so its all good. his nickname for me is goose and when we see each other in person he calls me goose. he sent me a long text about how much he values me and how good of a friend i am and i pretty much jus burst into tears.

[lambsnd]

You know how to make a girl happy?

Give her the best orgasm alive. Forreals.

Trillest shit ever. If you make ya bitch cum, she’ll do anything for you!

I hate wasting a good outfit.

Like, for example.. When I actually feel like getting dressed or something & be out there super swagga drippin n shit.. I usually end up going to the grocery store & just stuntin’ on some grandmas.

There is so much ass on the internet.. WTF

Like, I just be bumping into girls on websites & wild the fuck out, man! Ass ass ass. & some of these chicks live in SUPER random places like Czechoslovakia & West Bubblefuck n shit like WTF?

“wyd?”

Just flying around in my underwear, on my futuristic jet pack, made by Rolls Royce, while Beyonce is clinged on to my nipples w/ diamond encrusted tweezers, listening to the song, irreplaceable “nm”

I look like motha fuckin Shreeva Poonjabi in the morning. Don’t ask who that is. ‘cause I don’t even know. It just seems like a name that belongs to some nigga that would look like me, when I wake up.

Currently chilling w/ King Arthur IV, surrounded by 10 bad bitches who we demanded to twerk, for 2 straight hours, while getting my ass hairs braided. #FlyShit 😎

imagine if humans had updates like computers do like u go to sleep downloading updates nd wake up w/ a fuckin jetpack built into ur spine nd have laser vision n shit LOL that shit would be cray 😁

*****fuck these lame ass rap comedians, they can't touch edgar allan poe

quoth the raven nevermore

I’d rather be your nikkuh, she’d rather be my bitch.. but no emotions cause we both is busy focused on a grip, real shit

pweourtpweiqhr5lqwker I just found some chick I used to go to high school w/ in a porno daqqwwawawgg o0o0o0 I knew this bitch was a skeezer

u ever get so fuckin goofy high that u start speaking in ancient hieroglyphics on sum สบขอรอสไบ shit

My mom deadass bought 3 fucken hermit crabs .. not 1 but 3 .. bro they finna collaborate n open up a krusty krab in my house n shit

I'm done wit normal girls they too basic .. blind girls are the new wave ladies hit my dms .. or should i say ..:.:: :..::.. ::.:

Whats good w/ these hoes walking aroun w/ fake nails, fake hair, & fake eyes talkin’ bout they want a REAL MAN?

Don’t be the shadow, be the dickriding whore everyone remembers.

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

Fate is so interesting, don’t you think

Let’s be real.. You can’t fuckin stand there & tell me “looks don’t matter”. I hate when people do that shit. Yeah.. A person can be the nicest being in this entire universe, but if his/her face was burnt, TELL ME you wouldn’t have that be a factor for you. -___- STOP IT. Looks matter.

Don’t trip.. I remembered. I just didn’t greet you on purpose. Celebrate hard and take a shot for me, k?

YEEESSS. Dinosaur nuggets, french fries & onion rings. I feel like Jesus is crip walking in my mouth right now. FUCKFUCKFUCK

DUDE I just lost $50 on gambling

That’s like 50 fuckin McDoubles. -___-

Tell yo friends about me *mobster voice*

Click ya’ heels 3 times and teleport into Rasheed Wallace’s bald spot.

Im pretty loaded off Moscatto.

& I have to say there is NOTHING worse than those “day-after alcohol dumps”.. Which I feel approaching my anus in about 2 minutes.

Oh shit, uh.. we’re kinda like a big deal.

her ego awakens my inner demon

Love me now, before they all do

It’s big GUWOP B!tch!