#this is the fourth time in a row.

[rjalker]

someone on pillowfort was asking (rhetorically) "why doesn't Murderbot feel like cyberpunk?"

and the answer is, "that would require worldbuilding and understanding of oppression beyond 'dangerous people are oppressed because they're dangerous'"

Which is a very big problem with Martha Wells' writing. Khat's people are the only ones in any of her series so far who were oppressed, and not because they're literally quantifiably stronger, faster, and smarter than everyoen else with literal guns in their arms or you know, literally evolved to eat everyone and can sprout dead claws in .02 seconds flat.

Actually no I take that back. Khat's people can't even be counted because if I'm remembering correctly, his people were literally created to replace everyone else after the apocalypse. >.> you know, a thing that is literally inherently hostile and dangerous to other people????

[jestroer]

What I love about Jimmy being out first every single time Is that it's not even that he is so bad at the game, he is just so fucking unlucky at all times. Like, the best example I can give is Last Life, where he spawned with two lives, which is in itself very unlucky, didn't gain any and still he died seconds before Mumbo who spawned with 4 and in the same ep as the others who had more lives than him. Like, he barely ever died in some epic battle where his PvP skills just weren't good enough, it's always some shit like falling from somewhere, traps not meant for him, accidently looking at an enderman. It's always a chance he dies first and the chance somehow is always against Jimmy. Like I know we love calling Jimmy bad at the game but for me it's much more interesting that his skills are genuinely not the main reason he dies first. Bad luck omen as well as death omen he's not fucking beating those allegations boys

[theminecraftbee]

pour one out for jimmy folks. i had such high hopes. he looked like he had such good chances for so long. unfortunately, the man is possessed by an incurable need to commit to the bit,

[strawberrystepmom]

[4star]

they grow up so fast

[pliablehead]

I'm 60 and I have listened to the album 300 times.true story.

[petpetpinixy]

about to strangle reddit mods if your automod removes posts with a certain word you should have to include it in your rules. worst website on the internet

[onefey]

a win for love is a loss for capitalism!

[moghedien]

I have begun my reread of Stormlight

[sentienceisoverrated]

Whenever I get sad I open up rimworld and micromanage some poor colonists and that sadness is soon replaced with unbridled rage

[fynneyseas]

Hi my name is Emily and I can’t take a joke about the Pater Noster being confused for Lorem Ipsum 😔😔😔

[queridaz]

dude, genuinely, why can't i be happy? why can't the universe ever let me be happy?

[alexalblondo]

Alex Albon, beautiful overtaking in Spa, name a more beloved duo

[bubble-popping]

A two-for-one special!

Rating(s): Teen And Up | Mature

Words: 2,909 | 1,288

Fandom: Dream SMP

Relationship: Dream/Techno

Characters: Sheriff Sherman Thompson | Billiam, Hubert

Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending, Web Series: Tales from the SMP, Episode: e006 The Wild West, Temporary Character Death, Guns, Gunshot Wounds, Enemies to Lovers, Dirty Talk, Suggestive Themes | Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Web Series: Tales from the SMP, Episode: e005 The Masquerade, Blood and Injury, Blood and Gore, Blood Vines | The Crimson | The Egg

Summary(s):

Sheriff Thompson's retirement date has arrived. He reflects on his past, and how it shaped his present. Or, my take on if Dream had a character in the Wild West TftSMP episode :)

Despite a full night of work, the Egg is not satisfied. Billiam does not handle it well.

[brakebabe]

Was kind of hoping I could finish this darwing but the edible hit hard actually

[trainingdummyrabbit]

girl i have no reason for getting This Worked Up about hearing an airplane overhead