#this is the cutest one i mean puppies!!! cookies!!!

[2knightt]

HII!! could you write the gang with a reader that has an rbf and seems really intimidating/unapproachable but is a sweetheart? they arent very talkative and seem very cold but their love language is acts of service/gift giving & sorta quality time?? <33

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ pretty as a vine, sweet as a grape. ⋄ 𓍯

…REQUESTED: you never judge a book by it’s cover. especially when it comes to y/n!

tags/warnings: people being judgy asf/spreading rumours, gang defending reader with their soul, reader is a softie i fear, reader is kinda shy, probably stupid:3c, steve threatening a manLMFAO

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ READER IS SO ME CODED HELLO also if two-bits part sounds stupid it ‘s because i’m high rn and even if can admit it’s a little iffy

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dallas winston

thought of you as someone to be threatened by at first ngl

he heard of this scary, mean mugged, tuff looking girl and went ‘mh. an enemy🐺😒’

he went up to you one day, acting all tuff and shit just for you to look him up and down and nervously wave

look, he may not be the smartest cookie but he can see someone shy a mile away. and when he seen you wave, he felt like such an ass LMFAO

did he show it? no. obviously.

this is dallas. he’s an asshole.

“little miss tough girl, huh?”

“…pardon?”

that teasing from him DID continue until you walked away because dallas is the type to never back down, even when he’s wrong

expect for the next time you met him!!!!

he was actually asking you your name, where you’re from, etc, etc!!!

turning a new leaf dare i say…

and everything after that was history! cutest scary looking couple ever!

HE THINKS IT’S SOOO FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF YOU LMFAOOO

he plays into it sm if someone brings it up bro

“y/n? like..scary y/n?”

“yeah, like scary y/n. and i’ll get ‘er on ya if you keep talkin’ ‘bout her.”

“oh!😰”

he thinks it’s so silly to see you look really pissed off when he isn’t around just to greet you and see your whole demeanour change!!

dallas thinks it’s so cute😭 it’s like one of his favourite things about you!

“😠😒”

“hey, baby.”

“oh! hi, dal!<3”

LMFAO IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEING YOU, A MEAN LOOKING GIRL, SHOPPING FOR MENS LEATHER JACKETS

yuppp spoil that dickhead!😫 he lovelovelovesss getting gifts, ESPECIALLY from u!!!

if you’re clingy, i feel like he wouldn’t mind it. he teases THE FUCK out of u tho!😊

“big tough girl wants to hold hands, eh?”

“…yea😞.”

“awh, look at ya. come ‘ere.”

johnny cade

you might think he’d be scared and intimidated, right? but NO! he’s literally bff’s with ponyboy, he knows damn well what rbf is!

you two are sooo cute together

little kicked, scared puppy with his feral doberman!!!

tells people to stfu whenever they try and spread rumours that you’re scary, mean, and rude.

“you’re dating y/n? don’t you know she-“

“i don’t care, shut up. ‘s not like you know her😒.”

sometimes refuses your gifts.

johnny’s not used to them :( but all u gotta do is say please and flutter your lashes and u got em!!!!

“i can’t take it.”

“please?😞”

“…okay😣.”

and he DOES NOT regret it! he might fight you at first, but he cherishes those gifts with his life<3!

loveloveloveLOVESSS having u around constantly!! since your love language is quality time, you two are always hanging out together.

and, with your scary looks, you often keep the socs away from him!

hip-hip, hooray‼️‼️

the gang was like…worried for johnny at first.

THEY DIDN’T KNOW U WERE COOL THO😭😭💔💔💔

they were all like, “??seriously, johnny?? you pick the meanest girl?? ever???” and johnny was QUICK to defend. “y’all ain’t even meet her, and you’re already sayin’ she’s bad for me?”

when they did though, they were like ‘ohhhh….she really isn’t rude…..oh….’

HE’S SO PROUD TO DATE U THO LMFAOOO

and to know the real you?? treats it like an HONOUR

ponyboy curtis

was intimidated by you.

forgot he was also like you and accidentally glares at people who walk past him LMFAOOOO

You two are like two peas in a pod istg!!

“you look mean from far away,”

“???so do you, pony??”

“…no??”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘NO’?”

mean looking couple who are truly just a bunch of nerds deep down to their soul<3

the gang was a little protective of ponyboy until they realized ur just like him LMFAO

They get having an rbf<3

pony loves spending time with you!

gift him a book and he’ll love you forever!!! (maybe even read it to you when you two are finally alone to help you fall asleep🤍)

he’s such a cutie…..

stays close to you in public because he thinks you’re scarier looking than anyone he’s ever met😊😊.

“cm’ere,”

“why?🤨”

“BECAUSE🙄!”

SCARY DOG Y/N IS REAL.

glares at anyone who goes around telling people that you’re mean and rude.

if looks could kill, they’d be dead already!!!

ponyboy does not fuck around with u i fear.

Sodapop Curtis

LMFAOOO GREEK GOD OF A MAN WITH HIS PISSED OFF GF WHO IS NERVOUSLY HOLDING HIS HAND !!!

he was NOT afraid of you!! in fact, he thought the rumours of you being an asshole were all fake

“you talkin’ about y/n?”

“yes, bro! they’re so rude-“

“how do you know?”

“well, i don’t-“

“so, shut up?😒”

cuz like??? did they not bother to understand you???

soda literally made it his mission to prove that you weren’t a dick!!😭😭

and GODDAMN HE WAS SO RIGHT

you’re such a sweetheart to soda! he lovesss telling people about how cute you are around him since it’s his own way to squash the rumours.

“my y/n is so sweet, you wouldn’t get it.”

“isn’t she the same girl who beat the soc to a pulp?”

“she can barely kill a fly.”

you don’t need to do much to scare off the girls that flirt with him at the DX, just a nice little glare every now and then and they’re already gone!

(soda doesn’t have to know that you play into the rumours sometimes. it’s our little secret.)

steve randle

HATES EVERYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT YOU

he’s petty AS FUCK LMFAOOO

they can’t handle the randle😜💯

“ew, y/n-“

“MAN, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT WHAT DO YOUUU KNOW ABOUT Y/N🗣️‼️”

that was an over exaggeration but you get the point.

gets very defensive when people try and ‘warn’ him about you lmfao

gift him a tool box and he’ll use it until it’s literally falling apart at the bolts<3

no seriously. it could be holding on by one screw and he’ll still use it. he doesn’t gaf. steve will use anything u give him.

he accepts ur rbf cause he thinks it’s SO FUNNY?? like he’ll see you far away with your friends looking all angry before one of them says a really funny joke and just watches your expression change so quickly

one of his fav things ever<3!

two-bit mathews

he makes so much jokes about it LMFAOOO

“jesus, y/n! you sure yer glare ain’t the thing that killed the dinosaurs?”

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“swear i see the devil in yours eyes sometimes. it looks soooo good on you, though🤭🤭”

HE THINKS ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

and he lovesss your sweetheart side sm it’s like he gets best of both worlds

RAHH GIFT TWO-BIT MICKEY PLUSHIE OR ELSE

He’d totally have it on his bed 24/7. his sister has tried to steal it before to scare him btw.

skmetimes just to spend time together with him—you just go walking around town with him while he has an arm around your shoulder the whole time<3

[gabessquishytum]

It has just finished raining like Dream should have built an ark, when he finds a puppy (or kitty) rain-soaked and waterlogged huddling under his car for warmth. *Sigh* Dream is not a pet person, but he can't just leave the little baby out in the cold -- he's not actually heartless, thank you very much Desire. He grabs the towel from his gym bag and scoops the little one up -- luckily his car gets hot fast when the heater is on. Dream hopes he has something at home for the little guy to eat.

Robyn is lost! He was out with Daddy and smelled something, and got distracted, and misplaced his Da. Then it started to rain,,,,daddy is going to be so mad. Robyn was able to stay in his animal form, but he's just learning control. He hopes that he can hold on, as the nice smelling man picks him up and makes him warm.

Hob is going out of his mind! Robyn was right next to him and then he wasn't; if Eleanor was still alive she would box Hob's ears.

Hob think he's finally picked up Robyn's scent when he sees a pretty boy getting in an expensive sports car with something (that smells like his little bird) wriggling in a towel; Hob wasn't close enough to intervene, but he was close enough to get a license plate.

Hob really hopes Robyn can stay in animal form until he gets to him.

Dream has just finished drying off the poor, soggy little puppy and wondering what to feed it when he gets a knock at his door. He opens it to find a dripping wet (handsome!) man with soft brown hair and eyes.

“Hello, I think you might have picked up my… puppy.” The man says, eyes darting into Dream’s flat anxiously. “He slipped out of the door, you see, and I happened to see you drive off with him…?”

Dream is a little skeptical, to be honest, but the man looks extremely worried. Dream is about to reply when he hears a kind of thumping noise from inside. He and the man exchange a look, and they both quickly dart into the flat.

There’s a boy sitting on Dream’s carpet. He’s covered by the towel, so Dream can really only see his soft brown hair and eyes. He’d guess the boy might be 10 or so. The puppy is conspicuously absent.

“Daddy!” The boy wails, and the man practically springs forward to gather him up in his arms. The two cling to each other and nuzzle against each other’s necks. Dream is too shocked to speak. “I’m sorry, I couldn’t hold on any more.” The boy whispered. “I tried! And the nice man hasn’t been mean to me or anything…”

“You must say thank you.” The man says, warming the boy against his chest. Dream bites his lip to hide a smile. It’s the weirdest day of his life, but the handsome man and his son are the cutest thing he’s ever seen.

It takes a REALLY embarrassing about of time (and searching under his couch/bed/tables) after Hob and Robyn have gone home (promising to stop by Dream’s flat tomorrow with homemade cookies as a thank you) to realise that the puppy and the boy were one and the same.

Dream may be an idiot, but he’s a kind idiot. And Robyn can already tell that his daddy has the biggest crush on the nice smelling man.

[roosterscockpit]

Christmas Eve At Papa Mav’s | H.C

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Merry Christmas Eve, my babes! I hope you all have a great holiday and be safe! I love you! ❤️ Happy reading and enjoy! 🎄❄️🎁🎅🏼☃️

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You and Bradley were sitting in the living area. The smell of gingerbread cookies filled the house. You were baking some to bring to Mav’s house. The only light was coming from all the Christmas decor around the house. It was quiet because Leia and Gunner were down for bed. 

Bradley’s Christmas playlist was playing, Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms, was playing. Bradley was singing his own version of it to make you laugh, “Stroke on my, Lick on my, Suck on my cock.” He looked at you and looked at his cock. He wiggled his brows and chuckled. 

You shook your head, “Bradley Bradshaw we have a task at hand and we cannot be distracted.” You giggled and blushed. 

Bradley was throwing everything into bags. “Sweetheart, I can’t wrap for the life of me. Everything is going into a bag.” He picked up a mug you got for Mav that read “#1 Papa.” He looked at it and threw it into a bag.

You laughed as you wrapped a box of clothes for Amelia. “That’s okay, Brad. We need to have a variety of present anyways.” You tied a bow onto the wrapped gift and handed it to Bradley. He placed it in the present sac he bought. 

After wrapping their gifts, you and Bradley started to work on the ones for the squad. You all did secret Santa for each other. You had Coyote for your secret Santa and Bradley had Hangman. (Of course he did LOL)

You wrapped your gift for Coyote and Bradley struggled to wrap his for Hangman. You watched as he tried to figure out how to fold the paper. He had the tip of his tongue pressed against his top lip. His brows were furrowed and he was looking intensely at the wrapping paper. He tried to fold it a couple of ways and shook his head when it didn’t look right. He started to chew on his bottom lip. 

You giggled and bit your lip when you started to laugh a little too loud. He looked up at you raising his brows and pushing his lips together. he made eye contact with you and chuckled. “Have you been watching me struggle, baby?” 

You started to giggle more, “I have. Your concentration face is the cutest.” He laughed and shook his head, “You mean my frustration face? Baby, can you just wrap it for me? He is going to make fun of my wrapping.” He looked at you with his puppy dog eyes.

Instead you went over to him and showed him how to wrap the gift. the wrapping paper was super crinkled from all Bradley’s failed attempts. 

The next day, your little family got ready and loaded the car with all the gifts and goodies for Mav’s house. You wore a long sleeve burgundy velvet jumpsuit that had a cute bow on your stomach. Leia wore a black turtle neck with a burgundy velvet overall dress. Gunner had a burgundy velvet boy tie. Bradley wore black dress pants and a burgundy lose flowing velvet button up shirt. 

When you all arrived at Mav’s hangar it was all decorated. Outside was a welcome to the North Pole arch way. He had some lit up reindeers and a sleigh outside of the doors. When you all walked in there was a huge tree in the middle of his hangar. It was full of aviation decor. It was beautiful. There were lights hanging all over the hangar. His mustang was decorated with wreaths and garlands. There was a prop Santa and Snowman sitting in the seats of his plane. 

“Penny and Mav really out did it this year, Bradley.” You leaned into him and whispered. He chuckled, “Maybe they should host Christmas for everyone instead of us? Huh?” He laughed and looked around. 

Mav and Penny came out in matching ugly sweaters. They looked so cute. Leia ran to Mav. “PAPA! PENNY!” She crashed into them and smiled. “You both smell like gingerbread.” Mav laughed and patted her head, “We are making cookies, little Jedi.” 

Mav and Penny helped you and Bradley by taking some of the gifts from your hold. They placed them under the tree with all the other gifts. Mav called over Amelia and Leia. “Amelia, why don’t you give your present to Leia so she can put it up?” Mav smiled at her.

Amelia gave Leia a little bag. Leia smiled big as she opened it. Inside were ornaments. One was Princess Leia in a fighting stance with her light saber, another was a picture of you and Bradley when you were in university in a snowflake, an F-14 Tom Cat ornament, and a doggy paw frame with a picture of Leia and Gunner in it. Leia squealed.

“Do you want to put them on the tree, Leia?” Amelia smiled at Leia. Leia started to jump up and down as she nodded. You and Bradley watched as her and Amelia placed the ornaments onto Mav’s tree. 

Mav looked at the both of you and smiled, “So do you want to open presents now or later?” He looked at his watch. Leia screamed yes from across the hangar. Mav laughed, “I guess it is present time.” He winked at you and Bradley. Mav started to play some Christmas music while you all started to get ready for opening gifts. 

You started to hand out gifts to every one from you and Bradley. Bradley looked around the tree and looked for a gift he got for Mav. He found it and went over to Mav. “This is from me to you.” He smiled at Mav. Right before Mav could grab it Bradley held it above his head and started to laugh. “JUMP MAV!” Mav started to jump and tried to get out out of his hands. Bradley finally gave in.

Mav opened his gift. You all watched as he opened it. His expression went soft as he removed the tissue paper. It was a multiple frame collage. It had pictures of Goose and Mav together, Mav and Bradley when he was a kid, and pictures of Mav and Leia. On the bottom of the frame, “The world’s best Papa” was etched into it. Mav held it up and looked at all the pictures.  He got up and hugged Bradley. “This is the best thing I could ever get.” He cried and hugged Bradley.

Penny and Mav spoiled Leia for Christmas. They got her a battery powered Jeep she could drive around in, a battery powered jet she could drive around, Mav bought her her own aviators that had “Vapor” engraved on them, clothes, toys, and more lego sets that were Star Wars themed for her to build. 

After everyone opened their gifts, Mav looked over at you and Bradley. “I was really hoping for Christmas I was going to be opening a box that had a onesie in it.” You and Bradley looked at each other confused. “Can you guys just have more kids? I need more grandchildren I can spoil.” Mav laughed. 

Later on that night, you all made and decorated gingerbread houses together as Mav played The Santa Claus on a projector. 

Before the house could be finished, Bradley and Leia were eating it. By the end of it, you didn’t have a roof nor gingerbread people. Bradley grabbed the remaining frosting and tilted Leia’s head back. “Open up, Vapor girl!” He squished some into her mouth. He sucked the rest out of the packet. 

After the gingerbreads, there was no clean up. You all had eaten the gingerbread houses.

By the end of the night, Bradley was asleep on the couch with Leia asleep on his chest. He had his mouth slightly open and snoring. He had his arm wrapped around Leia and the other falling off the couch. You looked at your sleepy babies and smiled. You kissed both of them and threw a blanket over them. 

Mav came over and threw his arms around your shoulders, “One more gift.” He handed you one more little box. You looked at him and furrowed your brows. “Another gift for me?” You giggled. Mav nodded.

You opened the box it was a little gold locket necklace. On the front of it “Always in my heart” was engraved on it. When you opened it, one side was a picture of your mom and dad the other was a picture of Bradley and Leia. You gasped. “Mav…”

You looked at him and hugged him, “Thank you so much Mav. I love it so much.” He hugged you tight, “You’re welcome, sweetheart. Look at the back of it.” 

You closed the locket and turned the heart over. Engraved on the back, “We love you. - Mav and Penny” You held it close to your heart and a tear fell from your eye. 

“We are all always with you, y/n.” He smiled and rubbed your arms. “Merry Christmas, Sweetheart.” 

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A little present for Christmas Eve, I hope you all enjoyed this little H.C at Mav’s hangar. Happy holidays! Muah! 🫶🏼 See you tomorrow for Christmas 🎁🎄❄️🥰

Santa’s little helpers are in the comments 🎅🏼

[fandomregression]

Hi! I have read all your ao3 agere works and I love them!! I wanted to ask if you have any other ivy Alexandria hcs (and if you'd be ok if I drew inspiration from some of them) also I love your writing, you do it really well!

Regressor Ivy Alexandria Headcanons!

ivy usually doesn't regress on her own just because her brain literally was not built for it, so she needs help/needs triggers to get into her headspace

once she's small, though, she's SMALL

ivy is the cutest lil bab and she just wants someone to take care of her and read to her or let her babble about stories she loves

raphaella is her main cg, her mama, and she is wrapped around ivy's little finger so tightly. raph loves to spoil her, and she loves to play with her. whenever possible, raph is helping her with finger painting or coloring (or the couple of times they learned to make space play doh. this was when raph learned that ivy will put Anything in her mouth)

ivy is a little explorer!! she loves being small when they make stops on different planets because that means raphaella will take her to a park/the closest equivalent to a park and let her meet all the cool bugs and see all the cool plants!!

marius is her papa, although marius does try to be a little more casual about his affection. it does not work when he's giving ivy piggy back rides or cuddling with her. raph calls him out for how much he adores taking care of tiny ivy

ivy has a specific bookshelf that's stuffed full of her favorite books to have read to her. this bookshelf is different from her bookshelf of kid books, and is specifically the ones that she likes to be read for naps/bedtime/cuddle time. she arranges it by person, so there's a shelf that she likes raph to read, a shelf for marius, and a shelf for her big brother tim

ivy is tim's lil shadow she loves to follow him around and do whatever he does. it does not matter whether he's little right then or not, ivy wants to do whatever he's doing!!! tim is in distress because this means ivy is trying to play with his guns. he gets water guns for her because he is Terrified of hurting her

when tim's small too, though, he tries to impart all his wisdom on ivy. does he have wisdom? no not really. this does not stop him from trying to be a good big bro, and ivy is just delighted to be with him. this usually means that they end up doing things like turning the living area into a giant blanket fort for them and the octokittens or playing hide and seek in the air vents

toy soldier is one of ivy's favorite friends to play with, though, because it will play anything! ivy wants to have tea parties and play house sometimes, because she doesn't have memories of these sorts of things and she wants them, and toy soldier is the Best for these kinds of games

ivy has pull-along toys like puppies on strings or those popping ducks that she likes to drag around the ship like they're her pets, too, and ts is always the best at playing pretend about her pets!!

ivy has a massive sweet tooth and she has taught the octokittens that she'll share any sweets they help her get to, so now it's literally impossible to keep her out of the candy and cookies

she likes to make basically a lil nest out of fuzzy blankets and her crewmates' clothes, and she will sleep in this nest so soundly. no one disturb her unless she's having a nightmare. raphaella has taken like 500000000 pictures of her being cute in her nest

i hope these are cute!! i love ivy sm,,,

absolutely take any sort of inspiration you might from these, or anything that ive written, have fun!!

[silent-raven13]

A Spider-woman named Billie! 5

(Part 4)

The group kept heading to the cafeteria, while they talk. Gabriella holds her dad's hand, "Papá, I want a chicken nuggets with french fries and strawberry milkshake!"

"Okay, mija."

"Oh me too!" Mayday said to her dad, "But with two cookies."

"Daddy, you pw-omise us cookies." Mariana 2020 being carried by Hobie 138b as she pouts at her daddy.

"I know, mi amor. I never break a promise." Miles 2020 said, "But you have to eat your lunch first then have your cookies. I don't want to see you three eating cookies first."

"Who's to say what needs to be first? Why not we eat the cookies then eat lunch. All of these ideas come from the system trying to control us." Hobie 138c said holding Aaron in his arms.

"Because children... our children need a balance diet. If they start off eating sugar, they will have horrible tummy aches. Aaron is delicate like that." Miles 2020 added, "You don't want to hurt my babies, do you?" He gave the cutest puppy eyes and pout.

The Hobies fell for it, so hard. "We apologize, luv!" They hover around Miles 2020 like hungry love struck teenagers.

"Your forgiven, papas!" Miles 2020 wink at them with a smirk on his face, he knows he got all the Hobies wrapped around his finger.

All the other Miles watched their Hobies turned pink which made them giggles. Miles 43 said, "Wow, ya'll so quick to leave us, huh?"

"For real." Mimi 1015 teased, "I guess, I should look for a new man then, right Miles?" She nudges Miles 1610's elbow with a wink.

"Yeah, maybe I should go find another-" Hobie 138b met his face with his hand squishing his Miles' cheeks "Darling, don't you dare finish that sentence." His eyes gazing into his Sunflower's eyes.

"Yeah, papá is a ha-wd wo-wking man!" Mariana 2020 waves her arms around.

"Okay!" Miles 1610 saw the other Hobies already talking to their own Miles/Mimi. They are all jealous at the end of the day.

"Love you." Hobies 138b happily leans over to kiss his boyfriend's lips.

Miles 1610 puff his cheek when he pulled his face away from his boyfriend's hand after the kiss. "Hmph, you can't take a joke?"

"Sunflower, not when you mention other blokes." He commented.

Billie 1610 runs over to hug her big brother's leg, "Miles, I'm hungry!"

"Oh, we're almost there to the cafeteria, boo-boo. I promise, we'll get your favorite." He picks her up, "You want some pizza?"

"Mmm yum! Perro yo quiero empanadas de pollo!" She said in Spanish.

"Ohh that sounds good too!" Gabriella overhears empanadas, "Chicken is the best one!"

"I could eat an empanada." Gabriel and both Miguels said to themselves.

"Wow, I guess we all have a specific favorite." Petie said, "I know I love a good New York Pepperoni pizza."

"Ugh, yes! A whole pie with a cold soda." Peter 616 gawks at the thought.

"Chinese food!" Gwen and Pavtri chimes in. "We some delicious egg rolls!"

"Please, no more food talks. I'm so hungry." Mariana's stomach growling.

"Yeah, I'm starving!" Mayday said to her dad.

"We're almost there." Jess said. "The adults will make the orders and you guys can watch the kids. I know there's going to be a lot of food to order."

"Oh, I wonder if our other friends are eating lunch, too." Pavtri asked going into his Smartphone to text the Spider band. "Sun Spider did say she's there with Ben and they were arguing about this episode from the Walking Dead."

"Oh yeah, I heard Peni, Margo and Noir are there too! They finished a mission together." Gwen pointed out.

"Oh, I wonder if Lupe is there! Billie, you should try to ask her to be your mentor." Mariana happily said to Billie.

"Really? You think she's good for me?" Billie 1613 asked.

"Huh uh, she always willing to teach new comers all sort of skills."

Gwen points out at Billie 1610 and Gabriel 660, "But that means you guys won't hang out much as before. Lupe always make sure your on top your skills."

"Wait, I won't see her no more! Do you even need a mentor?" Gabriel asked Billie.

"I dunno... maybe. I would like some guidance. Sometimes I wonder if my powers still need to be focused on." She look at her hands having electricity coming around, "I need to get better."

Gabriel pouts under his mask, "Well, who's Lupe? I'll see if she qualified to be your mentor!"

Miguel 970 said, "She's pretty good."

"Yes, I think one time your dad and her went at it one time, too. She doesn't like sarcastic attitudes, it was pretty funny. I never seen your dad shut his mouth so quick when she lashed out of him." Mariana 1022 giggles.

"Ohhh, I remember that." Jess chuckles at the memory. "So that was your father, Gabriel?"

"He had on this white silver and red suit on, so he can stand out from the other Miguels." Mariana added.

"Yeah, that was him. I'm sure he's on a mission with someone..." Gabriel said, then saw Billie 1613 looking at him.

"You know, I always find time for us to hang out, Gabe. I promise I will find ways to be with you."

"Awe, and me, too?" Mariana buds in, she can tell Gabriel is giving her a slight glare. He didn't want to share their time with another person. "Just kidding! I guess it will be me and Miguel 970, right?"

"Yeah! I don't mind." He looks happy to be Mariana's partner on missions.

"That reminds me... Miles," Petie rub his chin with a curious question at Miles 2020, "Where is your husband?"

"Oh he's probably on a mission. I know, he got my text." Miles 2020 hums, "Probably with Alpha-" All of sudden a very angry tall well fit Spider-man came shouting and growl out loud, "I can't believe that idiot! If I have to look at that nitwit, I swear I'm going to fucking kill him!" He sends out a raging pheromones that stink up the hallway that only Petie and Miles 2020 smelled.

The children with second gender noticed it too. They were quite afraid of the power raging Alpha, it gave them shudders.

"Daddy," May runs to her dad for comforts.

The triplets snuggles against the Hobies needing safety. "I got you, honey. Looks like Alpha got into a group to his dislike." Petie picks up his daughter to send out his own calming scent.

Alpha saw the massive group and scowls, "What? Never seen an Alpha so damn pissed off."

"Calm down, Alpha. There's kids here." Jess said.

Miguel 928 sighs, "What happened on the mission?"

Miles 2020 and Petie went over to Alpha already knowing his frustrating, his foul distasteful scent spreading around them. Sometimes it'll make a Beta or Omega feel sick, and worse it can upset another Alpha Spider-hero. "There. There. Alpha!" The two uses their strongest calm pheromones on his.

Miles 2020's scent seems to be more powerful considering he produces way more because of his pups. The triplets were able to calm down at their daddy's scent. Alpha sharply inhales and exhales with his arms crossed as he each side he had an Omega sending him sweet calming scents. "That idiot Deadpool! He spend most of his time trying to grope me then on the mission. I fell into a purple blob! It was ridiculous!" His sharp golden eyes glares with his canines showing from his growling.

Miles 2020 said, "Alpha, relax. You're sending out too much of your scent."

"Who cares! I'll murder anyone. Your mate spend more time trying to steal than the mission!"

"He was with you?" Miles 2020 asked. "I thought he went on his own."

"He joined with me, Peter 616b and that ridiculous assassin!" Alpha growls almost sounding like small beastly roars, "We did not follow any plans at all."

"No plans? Ugh, let me guest... Deadpool winging it?" Miguel 928 asked almost annoyed as Alpha.

"Yes, that fool! I had to walk away before I rip his head off! Peter 616b had to beg me not to!" He scowls as he punches a hole in the wall leaving a massive burst of shredded metal.

"Whoa!" May watches the Alpha showing off his anger. It's normal for Alphas having these outbursts, in fact it's always recommended instead of bottling it up. Yet, she saw all the other kids looking terrified.

Gabriella and Gerald stood in front of the younger kids while Mayday stomp her foot in front of the Alpha with a scowl on her face, "Hey, don't be scary! Or I'll have my daddy put you in your place!"

Peter 616 nervously said, "May, honey... I don't think-" He glanced over at Alpha, who's growling at him. "Hah, um... Jess."

"Alpha, calm down. The children are getting scared. They aren't used to your rants." Jess said in a serious tone, she wasn't gonna let this man upset her baby boy.

"Calm down. Calm down." Miles 2020 and Petie uses their calming pheromones which had a light floral sweetness to it, it's almost felt like Alpha smell lavender with herbs.

"Ugh, whatever." Alpha crosses his arms trying to sharply inhale the Omegas' pheromones to calm down.

"Oh wow, that's an Alpha." Billie 1613 gawks, "He's tall! Maybe taller than you, Gabe!" She slowly went up to check out the Spider-man.

"Billie! Don't go up to him! He's pissed off." Gabriel pulls her back. "God, I swear it's like I'm raising a kid."

Mariana giggles, "Gabe, it's fine. let her meet Alpha."

"No, he looks like he would hurt her." Gabriel didn't like the thought the guy would lash at his crush.

Billie 1613 already standing in front of Alpha to stare at him, "Wow, are you an Alpha Peter Parker."

"Yes." Alpha leans over to look at the young woman. "And you are?" His piercing golden eyes on the teenager.

Gabriel quickly got in front of a bashful Billie, his hand push Alpha back, "Hey man, back up. She's a minor."

Alpha growls assuming it's another Miguel, the young man is almost the same height as him. "Relax, Alpha. Billie is a new comer." Petie tries to calm the two. "Alpha this isn't another Miguel, it's Miguel 660's son!" The Omega could smell the Alpha's dominating scent, even Miles 2020 had to amp up his own calming scent. Such a dominating scent can trigger other Alphas around to want to fight or challenge Alpha.

"That nitwit got a son?" Alpha asked a bit with scowl. "Where's Lupe? She can put this child in his place."

"Child? I'm not a CHILD, old man!" Gabriel hissed getting in the Alpha's face already being temper mental like an O'Hara.

Alpha smirks, "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh, brat? Speak to your elders with respect." Almost getting annoyed by the young Spider-man going into his personal space.

"Gabe, stop. We're not supposed to fight!" Billie said with a panic, having to push him away from Alpha.

"Yes! Calm down! There's children here!" Petie panics with him and Miles 2020 holding Alpha back. They knew this Spider-man have a terrible mood, and when anyone continues to push his buttons... let say it's not pretty.

"Fight. Fight! Fight!" Mariana 2020 chimes out loud.

Miles 2020 gave a look at his daughter, "Mariana, who taught you that?"

"Umm... Ummm...." She turns her head away, "I dunno."

Mariana giggles at Billie and the Omegas trying to separate Gabriel and Alpha. She turns to Miguel 928 with a wide smile, "Isn't this your job, boss?"

Gabriella nodded, "Yeah, papá! Stop them!"

"Yeah, daddy Miggy." Mimi 1015 giggles.

Miguel 928 sighs, "Alright. Alright." He went over to pull Gabriel away from the Alpha, "Aye, stop it. Challenging an emotional Alpha is the biggest mistake! Relax. Calm down!" He lecture at his variant's son.

"Hey, I'm not emotional! Just damn pissed off!" Alpha snaps.

Gabriel never felt so embarrassed by Miguel 928's hand grabbing the collar of his suit almost picking him up like a child! Billie watched with awed, "Oh wow, you're so strong, sir!" She admires Miguel's strength by the way he use one hand to pick up her friend.

The rest of the gang tries to hide their laughter at the sight. Miguel 928 with one hand on his hip while lecturing at a very tall and muscular teenager is a funny sight to see. Pavtri seek in a picture with Lyla for his blog.

Miles 2020 said to Alpha, "And you need to calm down. It's bad enough dealing with a teenage O'Hara. They are liking ticking time bombs!"

"Hey!" Gabriel scowls.

"Aye," Miguel snap his fingers at Gabriel, "that's enough. He's over there. Honestly, did your dad teach you this?"

"Well, Miguel 660 is a bit of a..." Billie trails off.

"Douchebag?" Miles 43 asked.

"Bad word!" The kids went to Miles 43 with shock. "No-no word!"

"Sorry, guys." Miles 43 giggles.

Mariana nodded, "Oh yeah, he's a massive cocky jerk! He got this big ego, thinking he's better than everyone and likes to brag how smart he is because he's a big ole' nerd!" She went on hitting jabs on Miguel 928 as well which made the rest of the gang had mix emotions. "Like we get it you can genetically modify DNA and play god. Or he thinks he's so great when all I hear nothing but a rude, cranky old man!"

The Hobies were cracking up while Jess cover her mouth. Peter bite his bottom lip while the younger Spider-heroes were shock. Miguel 928 asked, "Is that all?"

"Oh I don't mean you, sir! Your a bit different."

"A bit?" Miguel 928 asked out loud as he set down Gabriel.

"Well, he pisses off Lupe all the time!" Mariana said being bubbly.

Jess rub her chin, "Oh that's right. Those two are so bad together."

"Really. I enjoy seeing him acting like a dog to her." Alpha grins widely.

"I wouldn't be surprise if we see them soon. They were on a mission with other Spider-heroes." Jess commented.

"I'm nothing like my old man! I'm waayyyy mature." Gabriel huffs with his arms crossed.

"Sure, kid." Alpha snorted being a bit calmer with the Omegas help.

"What did you say, jackass!" Gabriel snapped.

Billies 1613 quickly stood in front of Gabriel, "Gabriel, stop it!"

"Easy man. There's kids watching." Miguel 970 placed his hand on Gabriel's left shoulder, "Callmaté." Gabriel merely grumbles while Billie 1613 tries to cheer him up.

"Don't be so upset, Gabe! I think you're a man." She hypes him up, "Hehe, you're big and tall! See I have to go on my tip toes."

"They are so cute together." Mariana said to Miles 1610.

"Yeah, they do." Miles 1610 saw the way Gabriel slouch over while Billie being preppy to cheer him up. They can be a cute couple.

Miles 42 stand between Billie and Gabriel, "Not on my watch!" Somebody got to be the older brother that ruins his little sister's crush.

Miguel 928 and Jess looks over at Alpha ranting, "And that idiot decided it was a great idea to add explosives when we didn't remove the bombs!" He mentions about Deadpool destroying on of the buildings in another world while they were trying to stop an anomaly of the Green Goblin.

Miguel 928 was pinching the bridge of his nose, "Why would he do that!"

"He's Deadpool." Jess grunts.

Petie uses his pheromones to calm Alpha down with his hands rubbing his shoulder. "What about Hobie 2020?"

This made the Hobies and other groups listen, so Miles 2020's mate is a Hobie. They wonder what was the Alpha is like and is he a Spider-man? How? Is there two or more Spider-man in Miles 2020's world.

"That one thought it was funny the place was burned to a crisp." Alpha shouted, "He literally stolen like five African masks claiming that place stolen artifacts from the ones that build America. He's always political."

The Hobies happily smiles at the annoyance of the Alpha, and Miguel 928. So they know Hobie 2020 is on their side if anything.

Miles 2020 rubs Alpha's back, "There. There, Alpha. You should be glad my husband only stolen five artifacts. He normally likes to tag and make a statement. It's a whole thing..."

"Down with the establishment!" Mariana 2020 shouted, "Papá is the best!"

"Yeah, papá is awesome!" Aaron spoke up.

Karl nodded, "Huh uh!"

Alpha grunts at Miles 2020, "Remember that you agreed to giving him pups."

"Hehehe, I'm not complaining." The dark skinned Omega giggles being proud of his pups, "They are cute. You always protect them."

"Because your Alpha is weak." Alpha grunts, seeing how Karl's hand touches his hands.

Karl gawks at the Alpha's claws, "Whoa!"

Hobie 138e held Karl giving a gentle nuzzle, "He's an alright bloke, but I'm better."

"Ah-hahaha," Karl laughs at the punker with his hands touching his face. "Papá! I'm hun-gray!"

"The baby fever is strong with the Hobies." Mariana said to the Miles who looked worried. "Good thing ya'll don't want kids!"

"And what about you?" Miles 1619 asked, "Your the female version. Haven't you met someone with a weird..." eyeing at Punk Miguel, "breeding kink!"

"Wats that?" Mayday asked Gabriella.

Gabriella didn't know what it was, but tries to use her book smarts, "Oh um... umm... hmm..." She looks up at her dad while her two hands holds Billie 1610's hands to help her walk without wobbling so much. "Papá, what's a breeding... kitty?"

"Qué?" Miguel's heart stops, then turns toward Miles 1019, "Aye, children are here! Don't bring that up!"

"But what is it?" Gerald asked.

"When you're older, Gerry. You're too young." Jess said.

Mariana giggles, "No, why? You think someone wants to give me a baby?"

"Oh, if you don't want it! Can I have your baby, Mariana!" Gabriella chimed in, "I always wanted a baby sister like Billie!"

Miguel choked up some air before coughing, "Gabriella, don't ask that!"

"Why? If she don't want it, I can have it!"

Punk Miguel said, "There's no baby, kid. It's only talk..." His mind was slowly drifting at the idea of Mariana being pregnant and being a wife. What are these thoughts? He never wanted a family or get married?

"Yeah, sorry Gabby." Mariana 1022 giggles, "But I'm sure if I got married I'll have two babies! A boy and a girl."

"I always wanted two, too... but," Miles 2020's eyes went on his triplets, "Things happen."

"Dios mio, imagine if I got triplets!" Billie 1613 chuckles getting in the conversation. "I would who would my husband be! Oh, I would like to have one boy and two girls. A nice house with a wooden picket fence, away from New York- maybe Pennsylvania. A nice neighborhood with a great school!"

Gabriel sharply inhale, "Your too young to be thinking about that! Are you crazy?"

"Awe, it's all fun! Haven't you thought about it?" Billie asked.

"No, I never liked kids or settling down." Gabriel explains, but saw Billie's big eyes staring at him, "but, if I meant the one... maybe."

"See! How many kids? Oh! You look like a boy dad. Maybe a boy or two?"

Gabriel gulps, "No... I'll be fine with triplets... a boy and two girls..." He trails off having the same reasons as Billie.

"Wow, really? Just like me. See we are the same!" Billie being clueless of Gabriel's dream to be with her.

Miguel 970 shook his head, "I would never stoop so low-" Mimi 1015 hums, "Mariana wants to live in a nice apartment in New York!"

"Yeah, with a nice community!" Mariana smiles at the two, "What about you Miguel?"

"Ummm, same..." Miguel 970 trails off.

"Wow, the same thing like me, huh?"

Mimie 1015 snickers with the other Miles, "Hehehe, the O'Haras are so out of it."

"I give them five years before anything comes out of it." Miles 1019 snorted.

Gwen said, "I'm hearing a bet going on? Okay, what's the wager?"

Pavtri chimes in, "Oh, a bet! Okay, I would totally put this on my blog and have the fans vote, too! I say, someone have to do graveyard shift for three months!"

"Ohh, I would totally want to call dibs for level eight missions." Miles 43 asked.

"Cleaning duty too!" Mimi 1015 added.

"Ohhh, those are good."

The group huddling together as they make their bets. Miguel 928 shook his head.

Peter 616 said, "Come on, Mig. They are just having fun."

"Yeah, I use to bet on you so many times." Jess said.

"Why me?" Miguel 928 being in shocked.

Petie 2010 placed his hands on his hips, "Oh really? You don't know!"

"Tsk. Tsk, Miguelito. You forget you're a handsome guy." Miles 2020 commented.

Miguel being so lost, "What? Huh?'"

Jess explains into detail, "There's so many Spider-heroes that have a crush on you. I always bet with Ben and Petra about you never noticing them. So many flirt, touch or grope your pecks and muscles. I mean, come on... you never noticed?"

"And it's always our variants, too." Peter nodded, "So many Spider-heroes wanting to be with you."

"I am offended..." Miguel finally said, "I'm not worth it.. I'm moody, grumpy and could care less-" Jess added, "Duh, I always win."

"TBH, I use to have a massive crush on Miguel 928," Mimi 1015 whispers at Miles 42 and Miles 1610, the look on their faces with mouth dropping and eyes widen. Miles 42 having a mixture of disgust.

"MIMI!" He hissed.

Mimi 1015 giggles, "What? He's so fine. A cranky moody Latino daddy! Ugh, that's like the dream!"

"Shh," Miles 1610 hushes her, "Don't let Hobie 138d hear you!"

"Mimi 1015 grins, "I'm just saying..." her voice low, "he's so damn fine."

Miles 2020 could only snicker having to hear them, then looks at Miguel 928, "Oh, there's always someone liking all this- temperamental, cranky Miguel."

"Eck, they have horrible taste." Miguel 928 commented. Mimi 1015 giggling in the background while the two Miles next to her giving her looks.

"Well, I always believe-" Jess being cut off when a metal claw hand appeared from above caressing Miles 2020's cheek, the most gentle touch with such a dangerous weapon.

"Hmm?" Miles 2020 looks up already knowing it's his Alpha. The rest of the group had their focus on the Alpha.

It was a Cyberpunk Prowler wearing black with purple accents to his black hiphop cargo pants, wearing thick black boots and thick tactical tech wear jacket with pockets and zippers. He had long locs up in a pony tail with a bit of purple dye or other gold and silver cuffs into his hair. Some of his dreadlocks are loose on his shoulders. His eyes being covered by black futuristic glasses.

"Darling," His voice a bit deeper but curious at his mate, "Why are my lads holding mi pups?"

Miles 2020 smirks being amused, "What took you so long, bae?"

"OMG, is that a Prowler Hobie!" Pavtri said out loud being so in shock. He had heard Prowler Hobies, but never seen one. This one looked so cool in person.

The Prowler had a wire line attach to his right metal claws as a grappling line. He slowly got down, having to move his wrist to have the wire line rewired back into his claws. This Hobie stood being the same height as Miguel 298 and Alpha 2010, with a wide broad chest being so well fit under all his thick outfit.

"PAPA!" His triplets smells his scent being super excited for him.

"Hello, darlings." He said to his children with his glasses disappeared from his face showing off an adult version of Hobart Brown.

Miles 1610's had no words, this man is clearly handsome. Hobie 2020 had a goatee, his face more masculine with all his subtle baby fat gone, those dark eyes intense sharp shape of an Alpha. Oh yes, he's one fine ass man, even Miles 42 had to turn away to avoid his bashful lip bitting. "Luv, what are you gawking at?" Hobie 138b went over to his darling Sunflower.

"Um.. Umm," Miles 1610's mouth watered, "Nothing!"

Miles 2020 laughs at the other Miles trying to keep their composer. "Bae, you got my variants sweating."

"Oh?" He grins widely showing off his canines making the Miles' heart pound against their chest, and body weak in the knees. "And he got fangs! Oh lawd!" Miles 43 shouted.

Miles 1019 lick his lips, "He's too damn fine."

All of their partners became pleased yet jealous. They felt as if they never had their partners like that before. "Papa!" Mariana 2020 shouted with joy.

"Hello, my lil anarchist." Hobie 2020 spotted his daughter in the see of Hobies.

"Hehe!" Mariana 2020 happily giggles.

(Part 6)

[digitallovergirl]

　　DOG-SITTING + YOU

⭐. . . dog sitter! Percy Jackson x child! reader

in which: Percy needs money so he starts dog sitting, you kinda just came with the package.

authors note: idk what's with me and coming up with ideas randomly but I was looking at the poll and didn't know if I should do Percy, Jason, or Leo. So I just chose Mr. sassy. don't blame me, blame the poll 🤷 also! this fic is platonic. i'm not some werido whose shipping Percy with a kid, be fr <3 (also, if you like this one, here's part two)

warnings: Percy being (slightly) responsible, small injury, and a bunch of wholesome energy.

Becoming a pet sitter was not on Percy's bucketlist.

Look, what had happened was: Percy needed a way to make money so he could take Annabeth out on a date. Now, in consideration, Percy could have asked Sally for some money, but he was, in his words, a big kid now. And being a big kid meant not (always) relying on your very awesome mom for everything.

But that almost meant Percy would have to do one thing: figure out what he was going to do. And that's when the idea of becoming a dog sitting showed up.

You see, the place where Percy and his mom lived didn't usually get new neighbors. But when out of nowhere, they get a new neighbor down the hall with one of the cutest puppies Percy has ever seen, he knew he had to arrange something. He knew from listening (aka eavesdropping) on Sally and the other person who lived there, that they were pretty busy. Meaning that sometimes, they would have to stay at work overtime to get stuff done.

Was it a little selfish to be thinking like that? maybe. But if you also think about it, if he watched their dog for them, they wouldn't have to worry about anything happening while they were gone. It was a win-win situation for both of them.

Now, the second thing he had to do: figure out how to ask—

Sally may or may not have heard Percy talking to Annabeth about his idea, so she did it for him. Can we give Sally Jackson a vote for the best mother award again? thank you.

So there Percy was, sitting in his neighbors apartment and playing with their dog. Thanks to his very awesome mom. "I have this in the bag!" Percy said in-between giggles. "quite literally, nothing could go wrong—"

"Who are you?" A voice said out of nowhere. There stood you, in light pajamas and a brown rabbit stuffed animal in your hand. You looked confused (and slightly afraid.) "And why are you playing with my puppy?" You tilted your head to the side.

"Uhm. they didn't tell me they had a kid," he mumbled the last part under his breath. "Your parents hired me to watch you dog. And you, I guess?" he said hesitantly.

"Hm...If that's true.." you walked over to your fridge. Whenever your parents had somebody over, they would leave a little note telling you about it. A yellow sticky was placed right there with the words:

Hey, [your name.] I don't know when you'll see this but if you see some random teenage boy playing with the dog, do not worry! your'e mom hired somebody to watch the dog, so he'll be there. I'm pretty sure his name is Peter. Or.. something like that. If he starts acting weird, call me. Not your mom.

Love, Your dad.

"Is your name Peter?" you turned your head to ask.

Percy held back a laugh. "It's Percy. Where'd you get Peter from?" You walked over to the couch and sat on the ground. "The note said your name might be Peter. I don't think my dad was paying much attention to your name." You shrugged, letting your puppy rub it's body against you.

"Wait. Percy. Is that short for Perseus?"

Percy blinked. "How'd you know?"

"I'm good at guessing names. And plus, Percy isn't really a popular name by itself so shortening it would make more sense."

"Your a smart cookie, huh?" He mused, getting up from the couch and sitting down next to you.

"I guess. I wouldn't call myself a smart cookie. More like.. a smart brownie or something." You nodded. "Yeah. Or a cool blueberry pancake. Now that, sounds cool."

Percy nodded in agreement. "Definitely. It fits you better too."

"Why, thank you Mr. Percy." You did a little bow. "Anyways, wanna hear some school drama I have?"

"Oh, go ahead. It's been a hot minute since I've heard some good drama." Percy smirked, a sudden interested look onto his face.

You smirked back. "Okay, So I heard that—"

[azx3jokes]

Funny Clean Joke

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[gabrielledelacour]

type two  — t h e   h e l p e r

No, I don't want to talk about myself Tell me where it hurts

[stargazing15]

Rainy days part 2

Hangman x you  drabble

Warnings: very fluffy

A/N: this takes place some time after the first rainy days. Yes it is raining here again, that means thoughts running off to a domestic Jake.

***

“Jake, I know you wanted to organise date day all by yourself, but did you check the weather babe?”

“I thought it would be the same like yesterday, I didn’t check, I’m sorry I messed up honey.” Jake looked at with big apologetic eyes, almost puppy eyes. God he could be cute. As you were standing against the countertop you heard the first raindrops fall against the window behind you. You tapped with your hands on the place next to you so Jake could join you instead of pacing around like an idiot.

“Calm down Jakey, it’s alright.” You tried hushing him putting your hand on his thigh.

“No it's not, I know you, and me too, were looking forward to it.”

“Remember our getaway to the cabin?” When you looked at him you could see him smiling to the memory. “We can make it cozy here too, date day at home. Stop the sulking, let's have fun”

“Come here. You’re the best, you know that.” Jake said while turning you in front of him so he could kiss the top of your head.

“Shall I fill the bathtub?”

“Later, can we bake cookies first?” You tried to display your cutest face so Jake would agree.

“Can I ever say no to you like this? Okay, I’ll take the ingredients.” Baking with Jake was actually always fun, it mostly ended in a flour-fight, just like now. As the cookies were almost ready, Jake started to prep the bath for the two of you. After you put the cookies on the rack to cool them down, which were smelling so good, "best idea ever" you thought, you made your way over to the bathroom. Something was different than usual. You could hear soft music playing, and as you were almost there, you smelled lavender, your favourite. “Did he-” before you could end your sentence you were awed with the sight of your bathroom. Small fake candles everywhere, you were the biggest klutz, so Jake forbid you to have real ones, even some rose petals on the ground, the bathtub filled with lavender-scented foam and a relaxed looking Jake in it.

“Join me cupcake.” You loved it when he occasionally called you by this recent nickname. Obeying to his ask, you quickly removed your clothes and joined him. You gave him a little peck on his lips before seating yourself with your back resting on his chest.

“You’re so romantic Jake. When I met you I wasn’t expecting you had this in you, you’re even better than ever I hoped.” You confessed.

“Only for you cupcake” Jake said as he hugged you tightly. “I’m sorry that today is not what I prepared for you. I wanted a picnic on the beach and go to the zoo, I know you love that.”

“We can do that an other time Jakey, but I’ve got to admit, it would’ve been pretty amazing.”

“I love it when you call me Jakey, I was planning some other things too, but yeah, rain. Let’s wash you first, you’ve still got flour in your hair and behind your ears.”

“And who’s fault would that be?” You said playfully while turning around to face your incredibly sweet boyfriend. After he carefully helped you clean up and you returned the favour, okay, you couldn’t help yourself and made a punker Jake out of his shampoo hair. 

“Let’s get us in our bathrobes.” Jake said as he offered you a hand to get out of the tub. Jake still dripping wet already put on his bathrobe on and sat on the edge of the tub as he took your hand once you had put something on not to get cold. During the whole process Jake kept looking at you, taking every single feature of you in, even after 2 years of dating he was still madly in love with you.

“So Jakey, why are you looking like that, like what you see?” You were a bit unsure how to read him correctly.

“Yeah, I’m the luckiest man in this universe and I really love looking at you, you’re the cutest, sometimes clumsiest, sweetest, loveliest girl with the best ideas ever. And I really really love you, I love the way you are able to make me feel safe and secure after a deployment, how you make me feel loved and most of all how you make me love being domestic. I might have mentioned it, but I really love you and I, I wanted to do this at the beach, I can’t wait anymore. Do you-” at the same moment Jake grabbed something out of the pocket of his bathrobe and got on his knees. “Do you want to become miss Seresin? Do you want to marry me?”

“Oh my God Jake, YES, of course!” You screamed while jumping in his arms, kissing him like the world depended on it. Jake was the first one to break the kiss as he was almost out of air

“I was so scared you were going to say no, because yeah, the scenery I had not planned.”

“Are you crazy, even here you made it so romantic, it doesn’t matter where you would’ve asked it, I would have said yes anyways. I love you Jakey.”

“I love you so much future miss Seresin, I love the sound of that name on you.” 

Can this man become any cuter than this?

[uglypastels]

Hogwarts idea

Can you make a fic about how Tom sneakes out at night to spend the nights in the readers room (common room/bedroom) he’s a gryffindor and she’s a ravenclaw

Maybe they have a deal with the house teacher of one of the houses. Maybe he tries to hide in her bed as so not to wake the others. Maybe they fall asleep in the common room and have a minor panic when they wake up and it’s morning. Maybe they accidentally switch clothes or one of them steal the others clothes so they walk around with the wrong colors.

love love love love this!!! and I'm sorry it took me so long, I've been in a bit of a writing slump, but this is the best request to get me out of it! thank you <3 and hope you like it. (this got a bit out of hand and I might have changed the ending a lil bit but I hope its good heh)

(gender neutral!reader, I think? at least that's what I went for but if I accidentally missed something just let me know and I'll edit, I'm dumb)

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Being in your seventh year at Hogwarts, with exams just around the corner, was taking up almost every waking minute of your days. Adding the fact that you had your Head Student duties, and Tom had his Quidditch house team to take care of, meaning that you barely ever had time for each other. The only solution, in your young and smitten minds, was that some rules needed to be broken- just a little bit.

It took Tom some time to convince you since you were supposed to be setting the right example for the younger students, but eventually, one gloomy Friday morning, he finally got to you.

"C'mon, love, it will be fun," he had his arm draped around you as you tried to enjoy your breakfast, the looks of your fellow housemates never going unnoticed. There had never been a rule against students eating meals at different tables, and yet, seeing the captain of the Gryffindor team spending all his mornings and evenings at the Ravenclaw table was a strange sight. He preferred your table, he had said one day when you asked, it was quieter. That you could not disagree with. The Gryffindors were always rowdy.

"I don't know Tommy, what if we get in trouble?" you bit the inside of your cheek, as you always did when you got nervous. Tom responded by pulling you in tighter and kissing your cheek, then said:

"That's half the fun of it, darling." His words rushed an array of feelings through you. A part of you started to feel flustered, while the other wanted to shove his face in the large bowl of porridge that stood on the table.

"Please," he looked at you with his usual sad puppy-eyed look. "I feel like never get to see you, y/n. So I'll come over tonight, you can let me into the Rave tower, we'll hang out a bit and then I'll leave- like nothing ever happened. What do you think?"

"I don't know, Tommy-" You tried to keep a straight face, but it was hard to say no to a gorgeous face like his. after a few short moments of silence, you finally agreed, "fine. Be there at 10. Do not be late, Holland."

"I wouldn't dare to waste a second away from you." He kissed you, grabbed a slice of toast (from your plate, of course), and got up.

"Wait, where are you going?" You asked, confused, since breakfast wouldn't end for another 20 minutes.

"I'm kind of late for early detention with McGonagall," he chuckled before running off, toast between his teeth. You just rolled your eyes and finished your meal in peace.

You never really thought that your classes were boring, but that day, every minute seemed to go by at a quarter of its speed. It was as if someone had put a time-stopping hex on you if that even was a thing. You couldn't wait to finish your studies in the library (the scheduled hours at the library was necessary since there was still so much to get through before the NEWTs), so you could make your way back to the Great Hall for dinner. Once there, you immediately were on the lookout for the head of dark brown curls. You stood in the doorway, letting people pass you, but no luck; Tom was nowhere to be seen.

Internally, you already started cursing. It would be just your luck that he'd get attention again for the rest of the night. Why did you have to fall for the troublemaker-

"Aaah!" you shrieked as suddenly your feet were lifted from the ground. Arms wrapped around your middle, and you were spinning around. You wanted to scream more, but you heard the familiar laugh, and it immediately put you at ease.

"Put me down," you laughed. Tom complied without pretence. But his hands remained at your sides as you turned to face him. And then, eagerly, his lips met yours in a chaste kiss.

It was, of course, silly to think that you could have this moment just for yourself, in a hall filled with hundreds of students. Only a few seconds into your kiss, you could hear wolf-whistles around you. Someone, who sounded very much like Tom's friend and team co-captain Harrison, called out from afar: "Get it, Holland!" Tom was quick to put up two fingers in his direction, not paying attention to anyone. But the mood was ruined, and you pulled apart.

"Missed you today," he said softly.

"Missed you, too." You replied. His fingers slipped between yours, and like that, hand in hand, you were already making your way to the Ravenclaw table, but, unfortunately, Tom was stopped when someone tugged at the back of his robes.

"Oi, you dickhead-" but he laughed it off when he saw it was Ben, another friend and member of the Gryffindor team.

"Sorry 'bout that," Ben apologised, "but we're supposed to be holding a team meeting, remember?" He pointed over at the Gryffindor table, and, indeed, the rest of the team was huddled together at the edge of the table. Harrison had gotten up when he saw you and Tom looking, returning the gesture of the two fingers held up in the V-shape.

"Shit, I forgot." Tom brushed his fingers through his hair. He looked at you, eyes already full of regret, and you could tell he was ready to apologise, but you stopped him before he even opened his mouth.

"Don't worry, we'll talk later, yeah." You kissed him on the cheek, "remember, 10."

And miraculously, Tom did remember. As the clock in the Ravenclaw common room struck 10, you heard the faint knock at the other side of the entrance. Of course, Tom knew where and how to access the Ravenclaw tower, but the riddles that the eagle doorknocker asked were at times a bit too hard, bless him.

You pushed the door open, and there he stood. His robes were exchanged for sweatpants and a hoodie. A blue one, you noticed, not that that would help him fit in with the crowd in the common room. Tom had been team captain for the past three years, and his team had not failed to win the cup once since he had even joined the team, to begin with. Everyone in school knew him and adored him. Not even the rest of your house managed to be mad at him (though the Ravenclaw team definitely held a bit of a grudge after a few bad losses over the years).

He stepped inside, and you quickly lead him around the common room up the stairs of the dormitories.

You had heard that years ago, the stairs had a spell on them that stopped the male students from even attempting to step up to the other dormitories. Now, however, this "rule" has been dropped, ever since several students expressed their concerns for the double standards between the male and female student body, as well as the discomfort it might set up for the queer students.

Personally, you thought it would be even better if every student could have their own room, since sharing a space with four other people could get a bit crowded at times and you liked your privacy, but it was understandable that in an ancient building like Hogwarts renovations were not always an option.

Luck struck once more when you opened the door to your dormitory, and it was empty. All of your friends were still out, most likely staring at their books, in the hopes of getting struck with a moment of brilliance that could help them pass their exams. You closed the door, and Tom made himself comfortable in your bed.

It felt like the entire day had already been wasted, not to mention dinner, so you hurried down to your bed, pulling down the curtains of the four-poster, just to get that little bit of privacy you longed for at the end long day. But, of course, it was nothing unusual or suspicious since you often closed your curtains when you were too tired to chat with your roommates.

It was dark with the curtains closed, but Tom was quick to pull out his wand and murmured "lumos" the tip immediately illuminated in soft blue light. The glow was just enough for you to see his face, the goofy grin taking over his features.

"What are you laughing at?" you asked, whispering in case someone would walk in.

"Nothing," he shrugged, "just happy to be here with you."

"You're daft," you laughed.

"Yeah, about you," and with that, he kissed you. The light at the end of his want went out as he dropped between you. His lips were soft and sweet, the pudding that had been served with dinner still lingering on him. He must have stolen a few cookies from the table when it had finished, you thought, to eat later. He often did that.

You stayed like that, cuddling, stealing kisses from one another, for hours, probably. You were never quite sure because eventually, you both drifted off into a slumber. You could have probably slept like that, wrapped in his arms, forever, if it wasn't the bright light peeking through your curtains that was hitting you right in the face. And the whispers. You could hear people talking.

"I swear, they're just the cutest." It was your friend talking.

"But do they really need to do it here?" A second voice said, also familiar to you. "I mean, how many rules do you think they're breaking?"

"Oh shut!" you heard pillows being thrown. Or at least assumed that was what was happening around you. You couldn't be bothered to open your eyes, instead deciding to focus on Tom and his calm breathing. Your head was close to his chest, so you felt it rise with each inhale he took, and you could hear his heartbeat.

It was Saturday, meaning no classes. You had studied every day for the past few weeks, definitely deserving a little break for the day. If you remembered correctly, Tom wouldn't have training until the late afternoon and you could always skip breakfast. If you got hungry before tea, you could always sneak into the kitchens. After all, the two of you had already broken so many rules, what would be the harm in one more.

Ignoring the further whispers of your friends, you snuggled closer to Tom, feeling his arm wrapping tighter around you. Both of you shuffled around a bit, trying to find back the comfort from the night, and quickly you fell back to sleep.

The End

[madaboutmunson]

What I Like About You (Part 9 of 17 of Fire)

Carefully balancing three large Tupperware boxes was difficult, with your book bag and trying to see around them. You hear footsteps hurry towards you, and a handsome happy face appears around the Tupperware. Eddie gives you a big smile and the cutest little wave.

Instinctively you go to reach out to him, but gravity reminds you about the Tupperware boxes, and you snatch your hand back to where it was. Eddie looks up the stack of Tupperware, "Can I help you take these somewhere?"

"Oh, would you? that would be great!"

He takes two from you so you can finally see where you are going. He's peering into them and lifting up the boxes, trying to make out what is inside, as he follows you, " Do you take home ec? Or is this for a bake sale or something?"

"Or something", you giggle to yourself. Eddie eyes you with amused curiosity, "Ok, we're here…TADAAA."

Eddie looks up from the boxes, "Oh hey, it's my van." He chirps.

You raise your eyebrows and widen your eyes at him to help him push the last two pieces of the puzzle together.

"Do you need me to help you deliver them?" He tries a guess.

You shake your head.

"Store them?" He ventures

You shake your head again.

"Lace them with something?" He says triumphantly

"No, Eddie", you laugh, though it's tinged with sadness, "These are for you."

"What those ones?" He nods at the box you're holding.

"Yep, and all those ones too" you nod towards his arms.

"What?" He says, tilting his head like a puppy who heard a strange noise, "Why would you-"

You suddenly get a sinking feeling, like you've read everything wrong, and go to grab the boxes back from him, "Oh sorry, yeah…um…I can take these back."

He hisses at you and turns his body and the tubs away from you dramatically, "You will not be taking these back. They're mine now, you said so" he scoffs, "Move back, woman! I need to be with my treasures and my van" he says in a war timely British accent.

You step back, and he snatches the last tub from your arms, opens the side door, jumps in his van with them and slams the door behind him.

You listen against the door. You can hear some shuffling around and the sounds of the opening of the tub, lengthly inhales, and occasional crunching.

You nearly jump out of your skin as the door flies open again.

A perfect line of open Tupperware boxes, with Eddie crouched over them. He looks at you seriously, "Is this a test? A puzzle?"

You shake your head

"Then why have you given me a tub of cookies, cupcakes and pies, all with the same four cereal toppings?"

"See lucky charms, lucky charms, lucky charms. Honeycombs, honeycombs, honeycombs. Chocula, chocula, chocula. Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon," he points at each product in turn.

"Because it depends on the occasion?" You say quietly

"How much did this all cost you?" He folds his arms in a disapproving way.

"I didn't have to buy anything new. We had it all at home," you say nervously.

"Let me get this straight, after your friend argument, my Uncle exploding at you, you taking on Hawkins P.D and after we finished talking on the phone, you, Y/N Y/L/N, went into your kitchen and made all of these"

You wince and nod, unsure what the result of this revelation might be.

He looks over the tubs again, furrows his brow a little, and raises his finger, saying deliberately, "And you, Y/N Y/L/N, made all of these for just me?" He points his finger at himself, still scanning the tub contents.

He looks up at you, half smiling, "Why?"

"Because you deserve to have people make an effort for you. I mean I can't guarantee you'll like them, but they are meant as gifts for you. You've done nice things for me every day."

He stares at you, his eyes well up a tiny bit, "Get in here before someone sees me." He stands up, reaches for your hand, and pulls you up into the van. Shutting the door behind you.

He's got his fingers under his eyes like he's trying to force the tears back in, "You didn't have to do all that." He sighs, putting his hands on his hips, looking at you for a moment, then back at the tubs.

You want to comfort him but don't want to make a big deal out of his reaction as it's clearly making him uncomfortable.

"Would you like to try one?" You smile at him.

"Fucking…of course," he says, blinking the tears out of his eyes.

"Well, sit down then, and let me know which one."

"The honeycomb cupcake," he says, his voice breaking a little. But he's really trying to keep it together.

You grab the cupcake and bring it over to him. His little tear-stained face is breaking your heart, but you try to not look or judge and just hope that a high influx of sugar will snap him right out of it.

You watch him eagerly unwrap the cupcake, and he takes a bite which makes some of the honeycomb cereal-encrusted frosting stick to the end of his nose.

"Is it…good?" You ask hopefully.

He looks over at you with his big brown puppy dog eyes and sighs, "Yes, it's perfect. Why don't you try some" he offers the cupcake up to you.

"Well, alright, just a little bite" you lean forward to take a bite, but the cupcake gets expertly chucked back in the box, and your mouth meets Eddie's mouth instead.

His hands are all over, grabbing you and taking off his jacket. The kisses are so intense it's almost painful, "Eddie, slow down. What is going on here?"

"You gave me something nice. So now we do this." He says, frantically kissing your jawline.

"Whoa, whoa, hey! Whilst I am very pleased about this by-product of my baking. You realise I didn't do something nice for you to get something out of you, right?" He pauses, and you search his eyes, "You understand that, right?" You say, holding his shoulders.

"You are not a plaything, Eddie, you are an entire human being, and sometimes, someone can do something nice for you without you having to do anything in return because you are so wonderful, and kind, and special, and funny, and smart, and caring." You say, jolting him a little, "Do you hear me, Eddie?"

He looks confused right now, so you kiss him gently on the forehead and start dressing him again, "Eddie, I may regret saying this, but I really like you so far, and I just want to know you… all of you…if you want to, that is…I would understand if you just want to keep things more superficial. I just wanted to be honest about my intentions."

Your eyes are everywhere as you dress him, but his eyes are only on your face, his mouth slightly parted. You put his battle vest back on and askew one of his pins that had become horizontal and looked weird to you.

You go to step back to give him some space, but his arms clamp around you, pulling you back in close so you are centimetres from his face, "You think I'm all those things?" He mumbles softly.

"So far, sure, I mean you could chop me up into little pieces tomorrow, but I can only go with what I know, and also what your Uncle said, and how hellfire adore you," you say, trying to be funny to break the tension, "but you know, it's the same. I could chop you up into little pieces tomorrow. You just don't know…"

He squeezes his arms around you and gives you the most petite, softest kiss.

"Would you mind translating that for me, please?" You say, sounding a little drunk.

"Sure, let me just try it in French", he grins, kissing you tenderly.

"Parlez-vous anglais, monsieur?" You say smiling.

He laughs that little dorky laugh you like so much. Not the big raucous laughter, mischievous giggles or the odd loud HA. The one that happens when he's caught off guard, it was delightful.

You run your tongue over your lips, "Hey, that cupcake wasn't too bad!"

He rolls his eyes at you, "Wow, you sure know how to shank a mood, Y/N."

"It's definitely one of my top 3 talents", you advise

"I look forward to finding out the other two. Is that enough translation for you?" He smiles.

You do several silent air jabs. Then the bell sounds, and you shake your fist at the outside, "Urgh, guess we better go get the day over with"

You help re-seal the Tupperware for Eddie, and you both walk towards school together. When you get to the door, you put out an upturned hand towards Eddie, "Are you sure about this?" He laughs

You force your hand at him again, and this time he takes it. As you open the doors and step through together, holding hands.

For a little while, nothing out of the ordinary happens. People are going about their business, but the stares slowly creep in, a few comments here and there, and it is honestly nerve-wracking.

It was interesting how people at school could accept Eddie being all over you by your locker the other day, but the simple innocence of holding hands almost made some of them angry.

However, not once do you let go of Eddie's hand, and you make sure to drop him at his class and give him a kiss goodbye before heading to your own.

This class was your best chance to speak to Dawn on her own and try to make amends for yesterday.

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[mythiccheroacademia]

—pocket heroes headcanons

mtha thots: it’s that time of year again where i start projecting my daily academic existential crises on the mha characters. i’ve had this idea in my head for months and got pages of brain rot fading away in my documents, so i’ve decided to stop being selfish and start sharing w some simple hcs. i hope you enjoy it <3

warnings: none

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context: pocket heroes are a new phenomenon to the world. the whispers that spread by ear say they are tiny humans dressed in hero-like costumes that support you when you need it most. many don’t believe in them and blame it on overactive imagination. but the very few who know the truth, say otherwise. they say you can’t find a pocket hero, but your pocket hero finds you when they’re ready. luckily for you, your tiny friend made an appearance and is stuck to you like glue! 

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Midoriya Izuku:

this little guy is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen

izu is on the shorter side standing only about 3 ¾ inches tall

but don’t let that height fool you bc he’s a ball of energy!

he’s a chatterbox so if that’s not your game, good luck sis

but he’s so cute and his voice is so tiny how could you not love him

your pocket hero is so encouraging of you

for every assignment, he’ll sit by your hand and cheer you on

it’s impossible to give in to temptation and skip an assignment/call off work bc he’ll puff his chubby cheeks out and pout

he knows it’s tough, but you can do it! there’s nothing you can’t do!

although, if you need to take a break for your mental health, he’ll immediately stop and climb up into your neck to comfort you

makes posters with sticky notes he finds around bc he’s your biggest fan

sits by you during class and takes his own notes so that you two can compare

he doesn’t want you to miss anything important

 you get such good grades bc of deku ong

izuku’s fav place to be is in your shirt pocket or in your cleavage, behind the collar of your shirt with his little head sticking out

it’s bc he likes to be near to your heart

it makes him feel safe and close to you

if you get really stressed out, izu will cry for you

he hates it when you’re distressed and won’t be able to think clearly until you’re okay

his whimpers are so sad it literally pains my heart

your pocket hero loves when you bring him up to your cheek so he can latch on and nuzzle you

he’s highkey attached to your hip

he’s not afraid to use puppy dog eyes if you tell him he needs to stay home when you go out

7 times out of 10, you give in

but when it’s necessary for him to stay, he’ll sadly mope around until he hears the door open and runs to you

deku’s got this huge smile on his face that could make the coldest man crack

his tiny footsteps are so cute ughhhh

uses ofa to jump to your face so you can catch him and give him cuddles until he’s satisfied

i adore him

Bakugo Katsuki:

katuski stands at a whopping 4 ½ inches which is about average

but this particular pocket hero has a bad case of small dog syndrome

make fun of how small he is at your own risk

bc this little dude bites

bakugo’s a hardass about your responsibilities

like the man will not let you procrastinate!

over his dead body

if he catches you slipping, he’ll pull on your ear lobes

screams at you and threatens to blow you up with his tiny explosions too for good measure

you don’t have the heart to tell him his quirk feels like a flick from a two year old

his yelling is kinda scary tho despite sounding like a preschool kid on helium

nevertheless, pls trust that this little guy loves you and only wants the best for you

you don’t catch how he gets up extra early every morning and organizes your desk to the best of his abilities (some of your stuff is heavy)

or how he’ll spend hours going through your music and making playlists to help you study

bakugo complains about doing it, but he’s always down to go through flashcards with you

he’s a smart cookie and has got a keen memory so trust he won’t let you half-ass/forget any important assignments and exams

a mother hen

if you have at least three inches of hair, bakugo likes to stand on the top of your head and tug on your strands to “make you move” like you're under his control

yes, he has an evil laugh

you humor him every time

although, there was one time you threw your head to the side and he almost fell off bc he called you a bad word and you weren’t having it

it hasn’t happened again since

doesn’t go there often bc he wants to be all tough, but his fav place to be is in the crook of your neck where it’s warm and he can feel close to you

pls reward him for good behavior w a lil kiss

he’ll tell you you're being gross and make a big show of wiping your “germs” away

but he secretly loves it

there was one time you didn’t peck him for a week and he actually got nervous in an angry kind of way

asked if you were mad at him in the smallest voice you’ve ever heard him use  

also stomps when he’s angry

pls he’s like the cutest most annoying alarm clock

i love him

Todoroki Shouto:

if izu and katsuki are the angel on your right, shouto’s the devil on your left

don’t get me wrong, the little guy will suggest you do your work

but…if you can still get the grade you want and skip out on a few things, who is he to say otherwise

a strong advocate of work smarter, not harder LMAOOO

you secretly think it’s bc he likes to take as many naps as he can with you

anyways, shouto is about 4 ¾ inches in height give or a take a couple centimeters

he’s got an unnaturally deep voice for a pocket hero

he’s very quiet, reserved most times, and will be your silent support as you go about your day

but pls don’t think he doesn’t have the slickest mouth known to man just bc he’s quiet

there was one time you asked your teacher a question and they were being difficult

you went back and forth for a few min, failing to notice the irritation growing on todoroki’s face

then he just blurted out, “and you’re supposed to have a degree in education?”

thankfully, your teacher didn’t hear him but when I tell you your heart dropped

you can’t take this man nowhere

he’s just a very sassy pocket hero

you get some lip from him too sometimes but threaten to take away his soba and he’ll shut up real quick

shouto likes to hang out on top of your head and lay there

also likes to sit on your shoulder and idly swing his legs

when you’re both bored in class, he’ll make little ice sculptures to get you more alert

you let him read articles out to you bc his voice is really soothing

todo lives for head pats or when you gently scratch his head with your finger

he’ll chase your finger if you pull away too soon

you think he purrs but shouto won’t admit to anything

when he’s feeling clingy, he’ll raise his arms up signaling for you to hold him in your hand

it’s annoying sometimes bc you need to take notes or something but does it look like this boy cares?

pick him up now!

if you get stressed, he makes you put down whatever you're doing and drink some water

forces you to take a nap if it’s really bad

all pocket heroes have a reserved “bed” so their caretaker doesn’t harm them when they sleep, but todoroki is wiling to risk death if it means curling up on your chest

your heartbeat helps him sleep easier

i wanna protect him at all costs

im no longer accepting requests!

[animeomegas]

Jabsjwnd future family with Mammon or Satan from Obey Me pls 😭❤️❤️

(I can never say no to some Mammon, here you go sweet anon~)

MAMMON FUTURE FAMILY HEADCANONS

Mammon: 4 children – daughter (beta), son (omega), son (beta), son (alpha)

Mammon loves children so much and honestly, he kind of misses when his siblings were younger and wants something like that again. He’s actually quite a nurturing person who likes to look after people, but he also thinks children are hilarious and that they make perfect partners in crime. After all, children are adorable, so who would suspect them of pranks and crimes???

(I mean, they are Mammon’s children, so pretty much everyone suspects them immediately…)

Mammon has four children, the most out of all his brothers, and all of them are true chaos gremlins just like their father.

His eldest is a female beta. She’s the oldest and the only girl and she has a pretty wicked intelligence, but in more of a street smarts kind of way. She was Mammon’s first child, so people weren’t quite as suspicious when dealing with her in the way they were with her siblings. For that reason, she had plenty of people to practice her pickpocketing skills on. She’s quick, she’s slippery and she’s always down for a good prank/pickpocket combo. Mammon is so proud and he’s also pretty good at teaching her where the ‘danger’ boundary is for that kind of behaviour, so his daughter doesn’t get murdered or turn genuinely evil.

Mammon dotes on her like he does all his children, but with his eldest, she very much dotes back. She is fiercely protective of her father and is willing to fight anyone who disrespects him, and the same protection is extended to her younger brothers. She grows up, still cheeky definitely, but also as a person who is extremely loyal to her family and also the most fun person in any party. She goes to every party that any demon throws, and Mammon is there every time to drag her drunk arse home with a lecture and a hug because he's relieved that she's safe. Be gay, do crimes really is her motto. As a wild child, she appreciates that Mammon knows when to let her have fun and when to step in before someone gets hurt. (Wrangling a child like her does give Mammon a new empathy for Lucifer's plight though).

Mammon’s eldest son and second child is the sweetest and cutest looking child you could ever meet, truly an omega who could melt ice with a smile. But it’s all a ploy, don’t fall for it! Perhaps ironically, his child really looks like an angel. He’s very sly and charming, and also makes the perfect decoy for his sister’s pranks. He is the kind of child who has everyone wrapped around his finger, including and especially Mammon. Mammon just can’t resist the puppy dog eyes from his second born, he melts every time. Diavolo, Beel and Asmo are also completely unable to say no to this kid and he knows it. Let’s just say his sweet tooth is always indulged in through various means. As a child, he always preferred spending time with people over anything else, so he ends up quite close with many of his uncles, especially Asmo who dotes on him because they have a lot in common. He often times uses his cuteness to get his father and older sister out of trouble.

As he gets older, he discovers a passion for baking, probably fuelled by the sweet tooth all his uncles couldn’t resist indulging him in. Barbartos sometimes bakes with him, and Luke, if he’s ever around, admits that he tolerates this demon more than the rest. Demons don’t really get up to a huge amount, so he just enjoys his baking and going to RAD, happy to get whatever he wants with his charming smile.

Mammon’s third child and second son is his quietest child by a long way and fills the book smarts half of his older sister’s street smarts. The beta is quieter and likes to read with his Uncle Satan, but don’t be fooled, he’ll absolutely help plan pranks with his elder siblings, he just won’t participate further than the planning stage and therefore never gets caught.

He enjoys going to RAD to learn, but he’s more of a homebody and family orientated person who prefers to be at home with his family. He can be found napping with Belphie quite frequently, or even gaming with Levi but his favourite place by far is to be cuddling with his dad. Mammon is always, always down to spend time with his son doing whatever he wants them to do, and they are just as close to Mammon as the rest of his siblings are.

As he grows up, he takes an interest in magical research, but he’s a demon, he has all the time in the world to research, so he spends time with family first and foremost.

Mammon’s youngest son and last child is the sweetest himbo alpha to ever exist. He’s the only one who doesn’t really go along with his siblings’ shenanigans, except by mistake. This boy has a heart of gold who loves animals and helping people and definitely spends most of his childhood begging Lucifer to take him to see Cerberus, who is his favourite family member by far and anytime his omega brother lets him decorate some of his cookies, he always ices a dog or a cat.

Some people definitely try to take advantage of his kindness, which Mammon tries to stop whenever he sees it, but unfortunately, Mammon is also quite easy to take advantage of, so his eldest sister normally beats up the people who seek to harm him or make him cry.

As an adult/teen, he can normally be found either exercising with Uncle Beel, rescuing cats with Uncle Satan or hanging with Cerberus. Him and Beel have an especially close bond and Beel dotes on him. Mammon loves giving his youngest son gifts, because his face lights up in genuine joy every time, and Mammon’s heart just cannot take it. As the youngest and most naïve, Mammon is the most protective over this child, even when he’s a fully grown demon.

[rreyie]

𝙖𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨/𝙤 𝙝𝙘𝙨

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: none. pure fluff :)

𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚: headcanons/fluff

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨: eren yeager, armin arlert, jean kirstein, bertholdt hoover, reiner braun, porco galliard, colt grice

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚: so basically today i was baking some brownies and i thought... what if i make headcanons for the aot guys and baking? well here i am, straying away from my usual nsfw posts!

also, the ask box is open! questions? comments? suggestions? need someone to vent to? i’m here!

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⚔️ EREN YEAGER ⚔️

i can see him being a brownie person

big chocolate lover

he would complain if you wanted to make them homemade, he doesn’t really like to bake or cook

if you persuade him though? he will do it, only for you.

gets the measurements wrong.

very very wrong

“here’s that half a cup of oil-“

“eren that’s a cup and a half”

“same thing”

after that you do all the measuring while he stirs, and he keeps eating the batter

you literally have to swat his hand away from the batter

but that precious smile that he gives when he’s licking that batter off of his fingers...

it’s literally adorable, so you give him the spoon to lick off

chaotic but so fun

⚔️ ARMIN ARLERT ⚔️

would for sure bake oatmeal raisin cookies

he’s the one who suggests baking, he genuinely likes to do it

thinks you look so damn cute in the apron you’re wearing

volunteers to tie your hair back, does a very good job actually

unlike eren, he gets the measurements EXACTLY

makes the cookies in large batches so he can give some to his friends and family

when i say these are the best cookies you’ve ever eaten, i mean it. they’re soft, sweet and smell like heaven

another thing he would do is bring them on beach picnics

he would probably pack some cheese, some miscellaneous meats, grapes and his famous cookies

⚔️ JEAN KIRSTEIN ⚔️

settles for the classics, wants to bake chocolate chip cookies

got the recipe from his mom

he doesn’t actually do any of the work, he just watches you as you do it all

only said yes because he wanted cookies after

he plays with the ingredients

slaps a hand full of flour on your ass

the whole thing is just really funny

after, his mom expects him to take a photo of you, jean and the cookies

literally the best chocolate chip cookies ever, his mom is a great cook after all

⚔️ BERTHOLDT HOOVER ⚔️

cake pops!!

half vanilla half chocolate

actually very good at baking and loves to bake

this gentle giant is pretty good with measurements, only goes off the recipe if it’s decoration

bakes all the time, he’s baked everything from cookies to full blown three tier cakes

wants to decorate the cookies with baby blue and white icing

decoration is his favorite part, he has a lot of creativity and wants to use it

decorates them with little polka dots and swirls

you feed them to each other afterwards 🥺

⚔️ REINER BRAUN ⚔️

if he’s going to bake, he’s going to make a day out of it

he’s baking a whole ass cake, two tiers

probably a standard vanilla cake with chocolate buttercream in the middle

he gets so IMPATIENT with baking >:(

literally is yelling at the oven to finish baking

loves the outcome tho

even though he might be a big, buff man, he’s a softie with a sweet tooth inside

no literally, imagine you feeding a hunky, grown man a little piece of cake and his little smile

once the cake is done, he sets up a nice little date like scene for you and him

pours some wine and slices the cake for you

he’s such a romantic omg i cant

⚔️ PORCO GALLIARD ⚔️

i’m sorry but i can’t see him liking baking at all

if you really nagged and begged him, he would

red velvet cupcakes.

he’s wrapping you in a hug from behind while you’re trying to measure and mix

dips his finger into the batter, pleasantly surprised with the outcome

“baby are they done yet? i’m hungry”

“pock they still need to bake”

“i don’t care”

probably goes off into another room in the meantime, but once he starts to smell the cupcakes, he BOLTS into the kitchen

he wants to help frost them since he thinks the icing being piped is very visually pleasing

when he takes a bite, you see the cutest little smile form around his lips

⚔️ COLT GRICE ⚔️

never bakes, mainly because he just isn’t good at it

but you’ll let him help this time

a simple man when it comes to food, vanilla cupcakes with vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkles

he goes out and buys you all the ingredients

standing by your side so that one day he could do the same for you

his favorite part is when he gets to put the sprinkles on, thinks that they make them more colorful

right as you’re about to take your first bite, falco walks in with udo, zofia, and gabi

“it smells good in here, what are you making?”

“cupcakes, but you’ve gotta have dinner before dessert”, colt says

PUPPY EYES FROM ALL OF THEM.

“fine. take one.”

they each grab a cupcake and have little smiles as they’re eating them 🥺🥺

[kelieah]

surprise (peter parker x stark!reader)

summary: you give peter a gift he would have never expected to receive from you

word count: 2.9k

warnings: angst angst angst, fluff, language

edited: sorry this is super late :(

a/n: hehe, happy bday to the cutest puppy of all! thank you to everyone who helped me come up with ideas for this fic, ily all 3000

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You and Peter have been dating for almost a year now. You both decided to get together after all the chaos that took place in Europe. You two have been friends for quite a while before that, so the fact that your friendship with Peter flourished into something even better is one of the many reasons why you adore him.

His birthday is tomorrow and you wish to make it as special as it can be. Though you’re not exactly sure how to do that. You know your dad would’ve easily bought something tremendously big and written a cheesy yet short letter with it, and Peter would love it. But if you did the same, it wouldn’t be right. Right?

The night before his birthday, you were in a spiral. You had already planned a surprise party for him at his apartment though that was the least of your worries. You were pacing around your room, unsure if the gifts you’ve been preparing for weeks was enough or if you should add more things. 

Over the years you’ve been friends with him and the months you’ve been dating him, you put together memories and experiences all in a scrapbook. It looked cute and simple on the outside, but once you opened it up, the pages were filled with photos, letters, doodles, and colors. Many references or inside jokes were scattered along the side margins and stickers were put accordingly. You made sure it was perfect, but your gift still felt incomplete to you.

You wanted to be extra. You had to be extra. You remember your mom saying it was something you got from your dad. That man was always one for his dramatics. So you stayed up a bit later than you should’ve, making tiny little paper stars with sweet compliments, affirmations, and advice in them. Then you made as many as you can to fill up a glass jar shaped like R2-D2. 

Though to you, that still wasn’t enough. So you searched and searched and eventually found some vintage Star-Wars comics. Ignoring the fact that they were over a thousand bucks, you bought a dozen or so. His gifts were spread across your bed and you stared at it for what felt like hours.

Is this enough? Is this too much? Will he love it? Will he even like it? Shit.

You remember wanting to sleep and putting it all aside to figure out in the morning. You might’ve forgotten his birthday was the next day with how much you focused on the gifts than the actual date, so you woke up with panic.

You also remembered there was one last thing you wanted to get for Peter but once you glanced at the clock, it was already noon. You overslept.

You feel your heart drop immediately realizing that you weren’t able to text or call Peter a happy birthday or good morning. You assume he must be worried, or hurt or maybe upset? You place your face in your hands and fall into deep thought. Then it hit you, the surprise party is in three hours.

“Morning Friday, read my text messages and voicemails please,” you groggily lean against your bed rest.

“Are you sure, Y/n? You have 243 text messages and 94 voicemails,” Friday informs you. 

Your eyes widen and you shake your head, “Uhm, actually just read the ones from Mom, Peter, Aunt May, and Happy please,” you mutter.

“Understood,” Friday responds, beginning to go through your messages and voicemails, “Mom has messaged you, “Morning honey. Had to go to some meetings. Nanny is leaving at 1, please watch Morgan. I’ll meet you at the party. Could you bring Morgan with you when you go?” Peter has not messaged or called you. Aunt May has messaged you, “Hi dear! I’ve already baked up some cherry pies for the party, when are you going to be over to decorate? By the way, Peter went out and is probably patrolling,” with a smiley face and heart. Happy has messaged you, “Hello, I already ordered the catering, and went over the invite list. Are you up yet?” and he also left the voicemail saying, “Hopefully you’re up by the time you get this. Most of the Avengers are coming, except Thor, the Saviors, no wait, the Guardians of whatever they’re called, and Captain Marvel. I’m sure you could figure out why. Give me a call when you’re up.” Done.”

“Shit,” you whine loudly. You throw yourself out of bed and get to your morning routine. You quickly tidy up your room, take a quick shower, go through your skincare routine and get dressed up. You decided to put on some makeup and wear nicer clothes for once given it’s your boyfriend’s birthday.

You look around your room and inhale deeply, “Just that one last thing,” you remind yourself and walk off. After getting what you need, the nanny informs you that she’s leaving. You walk over to Morgan’s room and knock the door before entering, “Hi princess, you ready for Spider-Man’s birthday?”

She turns around, all dressed up in a pretty floral dress, “Hi sissy, yes! Don’t you mean, your friend boy?” she giggles, running up to you.

You roll your eyes playfully, “You mean boyfriend? Yes, c’mon pretty girl. We’re going to go now.”

An hour or so later, you’re making your way over to Aunt May and Peter’s apartment with Morgan in the backseat. You felt bad for not greeting Peter at all today but you decided to make it a part of the surprise. “He still has a tracker in his suit!?” you burst out in laughter as you stop at a red light.

“Seems like Tony didn’t get rid of it before, I don’t blame him,” Happy mutters. “You got everything right? Morgan, Peter’s gifts, the decorations, and your head?”

“Yes Happy,” you glance into your back seat, checking in on Morgan and seeing the piled clutter. “I feel like Santa Clause with a bunch of gifts and an elf in the backseat,” you chuckle. Morgan gasps and makes a silly expression at you that brings a smile to your face.

“Maybe you are with all the cookies you eat,” he jokes.

“You’re one to talk, anyway where’s Peter now?” you ask as you drive off as soon as the light turns green.

“He’s swinging around, I saw the news. He’s interacting with fans and interviewers, a pretty rare case.”

“True, he must be trying to distract himself. Am I the only one who hasn’t greeted him yet?” you ask, nervously biting on your bottom lip.

“Yep.”

“Shoot, well I’m sure he’ll understand.”

“Let’s hope so, I’ll see you and Morgan when you both get here. Gotta help May out with the pies.”

“Sure, the pies,” you tease, causing Happy to roll his eyes and end the call.

You feel your heart stop as Peter suddenly gives you a call. You fight the urge to pick up and shower him in reassurance and love, but ignore for the sake of the surprise. 

Ten to twenty minutes later, you and Morgan arrive at May and Peter’s apartment. You smile and knock on the door, struggling to hold everything in your arms while holding Morgan’s hand.

“Hello hello, you two,” Aunt May opens the door with a bright smile on her face. She lets you in and helps you out, “Took you long enough.”

“Sorry, I overslept. I wasn’t sure if my gifts were enough,” you pout and kiss her cheek. 

“That’s okay. Morgan baby, Happy’s in the kitchen.” May smiles and ruffles Morgan’s hair. Morgan hums and hugs her leg, running off.

“These are all your gifts for him? Sweetheart, it’s his birthday not Christmas,” she giggles. “I’m sure he would love anything you get for him, even if it was a cheap lego set.”

“I know I know, it’s just Peter has been through so much. I feel like he deserves the world,” you say bashfully.

“You’re so cute,” she hums and helps you place the many gifts on a certain table. “Remember, you have been through a lot too.”

“Yes, but today’s his day,” you cross your arms. “Anyway, enough chatter. We should decorate now, everyone’s coming over in an hour right?”

“Yep. I also told Peter to swing around for a while and bring Thai food home at 4. He thinks it’s just going to be him, Happy and I. I told him you have work,” she says, grabbing some decorations.

“Okay, perfect. I feel so bad, I haven’t communicated with him since last morning,” you huff and grab some streamers.

“I’m sure he understands, kid gets busy too,” Happy walks over from the kitchen with Morgan trailing behind him. “Man, are these all your gifts for him?” he glances over at a table filled with only your gifts.

“Y-Yes? Why is that such a bad thing,” you groan.

“It’s not, I think,” he glances at May who gives him a look. He puts his hands up in defense and slowly walks back into the kitchen.

“You’re fine, honey. Also, I love your dress, isn’t that?” she tilts her head.

“Yeah, it’s the dress I was wearing on our first date,” you smile to yourself, glancing down at your cherry red dress. It fit perfectly, not too loose or tight and it had pockets. Something you and Peter were always amused by.

After the three of you finish decorating, the guests begin to arrive. Most of the team showed up and you and Peter’s close friends. You let out a sigh of relief and lean on the fire escape railing, looking out at the city. You glance at your watch, “Almost time.”

“Hey there,” you hear from behind you. You look back and see Happy.

“Hey.”

“You doing alright? Peter’s coming soon,” he says and walks next to you, leaning against the railing.

“I know, I just feel like. I did too much? Too less? I’m not sure, I just wanted this day to be perfect for him especially after last year,” you mutter and glance at Happy with teary eyes.

He smiles sadly and pulls you into a hug, “It’s absolutely perfect. You know, Peter isn’t going to be the only one who’s proud.”

“Who else? You?”

“Well, besides me and a bunch of other people. Your dad,” he murmurs.

You feel your heart tighten and you stifle a cry, stuffing your head into his chest. He sighs and hugs you close, “Thank you.”

“No, thank you. Sometimes I feel like he never left, because everyday I see him in you,” he pulls away, holding your shoulder.

You smile softly and nod, “T-Thank you, Happy really,” you sniffle.

“Of course. You should probably tidy up, your makeup’s running,” he takes a step back.

You laugh half-heartedly, “Alright. Could you tell everyone to get in their places?” you begin to walk towards the apartment.

“Got it,” he nods and follows you back inside.

Your heart was racing, everyone wasn’t sure if he was going to show up at the front door or his room. Happy gives the signal that he’s arrived and everyone goes silent. You feel a slight sense of relief when you hear noises from the front door. If he came through his room, he probably wouldn't be that surprised. 

Peter sighs and holds the bag of Thai food in one hand, opening up the door with a key in the other. His senses have been all over the place today and his heart didn’t feel like it was in the right place. He was beyond worried about you, he didn’t even care that it was his birthday. He just wanted to know if you were okay.

He opens the door, calling out for May. “May, I’m home-”

“Surprise!” Everyone appears out from their spots, greeting Peter with bright smiles and confetti. 

Peter instantly jumps and places a hand over his heart. “G-Guys!? Bruce? Scott? Wait, Ned? MJ!?” he stammers, looking all over the place.

“Happy birthday, Spidey,” you come out of your hiding spot, smiling warmly at him.

“Oh my god, Y/n,” he breathes out and rushes over to you, pulling you into a hug. You let out a gasp as he picks you up and spins you around. He places you down and hugs you closer. He pulls away and glances at your dress then at you, “Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes,” he sighs, kissing your cheek. 

You blush at his comment and fiddle with your dress. “Thank you,” you smile, hoping he notices your outfit.

“Wait, isn’t this the dress from our first date?” he holds some of your dress and glances at you. You grin and nod, he sighs happily and pulls you back into a hug.

Everyone reacts sweetly until Flash, who was surprisingly invited yells out, “Get a room!” Everyone instantly glares at him and he shrivels up, smiling sheepishly.

You roll your eyes and Peter ignores him, peppering your face with kisses. “I thought you were mad at me or something, or hurt, or just forgot about me,” he rambles, holding your face.

“Well, luckily none of those are the cases. I just wanted to surprise you,” you hum.

“You planned all this?” he gapes, glancing around his apartment once again.

“Yes, but I had a lot of help,” you hum.

“Friend boy!” Morgan squeals and rushes over, hugging you and Peter’s legs. “Happy birthday,” she beams.

Peter’s eyes soften and his bends down, “Thank you cutie,” he grins.

She squeals and hugs him, “Can you be my friend boy?”

You gasp dramatically, “Morgan, he’s my friend boy.”

“I don’t know babe, Morgan looks amazing in her little princess dress,” he picks up Morgan, holding her close.

You pout and cross your arms. Morgan bubbles happily and wraps her tiny arms around his neck.

To say Peter was overwhelmed with happiness was an understatement. He felt relief, appreciation, love and support. This whole time he was worrying that he had done something wrong when really nothing was wrong and everyone was just hiding and being quiet for his surprise.

After catching up with some of the Avengers and friends and eating dinner all together, it was time for cake and presents.

You couldn’t express how unbelievably happy and emotional you felt for Peter as he stood in front of his cake as everyone sang Happy Birthday to him. His face was filled with pure joy and you wish that could stay on his face forever, because to you, that’s what he deserves and more.

Not much later present time begins and Peter starts to open up everyone’s gifts. You told him to open yours last. You absolutely adored this boy and your heart swelled up every time he held a genuine smile to his face as he opened his gifts. He got up, thanked and hugged every single person who had got him a gift. You truly are smitten for him.

“Who are all these gifts from?” Peter asks, glancing at the huge piles of gifts left. “I thought I had opened everyone’s except Y/n’s already,” he chuckles. 

“Those are all mine,” you walk over, sitting next to him.

“Oh, flower,” he mutters softly and pouts out his bottom lip. “You didn’t-”

“Ah, please open them and shut your mouth,” you cross your arms. Everyone laughs in amusement at your sass and watches as Peter begins to open up the gifts.

Peter first opens up the comic books and jars filled with little letters, “Oh my god, you didn’t,” he whimpers happily. “This must’ve cost a fortune,” he holds up the comic books.

“What? All I did was write on little pieces of paper and-”

“Babe.”

“I know! I’m joking, on to the next please,” you coo and kiss his cheek. 

He huffs and unravels the next gift, his eyes beginning to glisten with tears. He slowly flips through the pages of the beautiful scrap book you made for him. He comes across a page where it was you, your dad and him in multiple photos. He lets tears slip form his eyes and glances at you with softened eyes, “Y/n,” he mutters.

“Larb you,” you kiss his cheek. He places the scrapbook aside and pulls you into a hug, kissing your forehead.

“I larb you more,” he sighs. 

“I thought that was our thing,” May pouts, causing everyone to chuckle at her comment.

“It can be our thing too,” Peter teases. “Is that all?” he sniffles, glancing back at you.

“One more thing,” you smile cheekily.

“Oh man,” he sighs, placing his forehead on your shoulder. “I don’t know if I can take it.”

“Morgan,” you look up, running your hands through Peter’s curls. She grins and grabs the last small box, bringing it to Peter.

He looks up and smiles, silently thanking her. “You want to help me open it?” he asks her. She nods and sits on his lap, helping him pull away the ribbon. As they both do so, the box falls and reveals the gift your mom once gifted your dad, then to you. Peter covers his mouth, “No, I can’t-”

“Peter,” you shake your head.

He sniffs once again, tears beginning to stream down his cheeks as he glances at the glass case with your dad’s arc reactor inside. He glances down at the words surrounding the arc reactor, “Proof that Tony Stark has a Heart,” he sobs.

You glance up seeing that your mom smiles sadly, wiping away some tears. “Happy birthday,” you repeat, kissing his cheek.

“Why are you giving this to me?” he stammers, hugging Morgan back as she hugs him close, nuzzling her head into his neck.

“Mom, Morgan and I already have many parts of dad with us. You don’t have as much and we all know how much he meant to you. You really are a part of our family too Peter, and I felt like you deserved this. Now you can see that his heart also belongs with you,” you smile warmly, cupping his cheek and wiping his tears away.

Everyone watches the heart-touching moment unravel, a sad yet understanding smile appearing on their faces. “I love you. I love all of you, and you,” he pokes Morgan’s nose, causing her to giggle.

“We love you too Peter,” everyone chimes in.

“I love you more,” you whisper, kissing his nose.

“I love you 3000,” Morgan pouts, playing with his shirt. You and Peter look at each other with sad smiles.

“I love you 3000 too.”

tagging some mutuals who might be interested! @ariistotles @cosmicholland @petersholland @tonguetiedholland @theamazingtomholland @tombrina @spideyyeet @toms-gf @peterspideysstuff @chloecreatesfictions @mcdwcman @hollandsrecs @the-salty-asian @fallinfortom @hermayone @allegra-writes @waitimcomingtoo @futuremrspcy @dreamofaprilsblog @t-lostinmendes @musicalkeys @icyhollands @beverlyparkerr​ @marvelhoesworld​

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#bokutoisblessed | Bokuto Koutarou

Category: crack, fluff

2.2k words; MSBY fans dying over Bokuto and his family

Bokuto uploaded another photo

It seems like just yesterday little Hana was swaddled in his arms and now look at her. Like. Holy [censored] look at the [censored] post. 

Dudes like. She can walk now. Her steps are so wobbly but also so cute and my heart like????? Just exploded when we were gifted with the sight of her??? AND THE WAY SHE GIGGLED WHEN SHE ARRIVED AT HER MUM’S LAP A SAFJAKFDL I CAN’T BREATHE

Comments [Anon]: Honestly we the fans of Black Jackals are so blessed because we get to experience this joy and bundle of life thanks to our lord and saviour Bokuto Koutarou and his amazing wife, who will hereby be named Kami-sama. Because God is a woman I called it.

[Anon]: I agree with 97% of this, except for the Kami-sama part. She said it’s uncomfortable and embarrassing so we have to call her something else. How about Wife-sama. That should be fine, right?

[Anon]: Oh I saw that post Bokuto put up! Saying how much he’s thankful for the support but not to call her that! The upload was a short video of her turning red after he called her Kami-sama and it’s a treasure I will keep for the rest of my life. And into the afterlife. Death can try to pull it out of my cold, dead hand but I won’t let it. YOU HEAR ME DEATH???? YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS FROM MEEEEEE

[Anon]: Bokuto said Wife-sama is fine! Apparently she was still red and it was the cutest thing ever. Bokuto is so biased (*cough cough* whipped *cough cough*) but hey I’m not complaining. I don’t think my imagination will ever come close to the actual reaction but I hope it does.

[Anon]: Do you guys remember, when he just started dating her, how he flooded us with posts of her and her only? Like, practically 95% of my feed was her since he was putting so much of them up. She could literally be doing nothing and he’ll be like “HOLY [censored] LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!” Without swearing because he doesn’t do that, but still.

[Anon]: OH AND THEN HE GOT INTO TROUBLE WITH HIS SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ASKJDSKDJF THAT WAS GOLD

[Anon]: THEY LITERALLY PUT A VIDEO UP OF THEM TRYING TO TELL BOKUTO WHY HE SHOULDN’T DO THAT AND HE CONSTANTLY SAID “BUT I’M DATING HER AND THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING I LOVE HER!!” LIKE BOI WE GET IT EVEN ALIENS WILL GET IT

[Anon]: And it started up again when she was pregnant with Hana. Like I could make a time-lapse video or whatever of her pregnancy just from the photos he put up

[Anon]: I honestly wonder how many photos he has of her and Hana

[Anon]: Probably a couple thousand. I mean like, I have a couple thousand of MBSY members but my love for them pales in front of Bokuto for Wife-sama, so.

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Holy [censored] I just met Bokuto

Okay so there was news about a new resident coming into our apartment, more specifically my neighbouring unit. It was previously occupied by this really old couple and we had this small farewell party. They dropped hints that the new residents might be kind of loud but that they were great.

A few days later, my doorbell rings and who do I see? It’s [censored] Bokuto. Like, straight up. In his casual clothes. Exactly the same as the photo on his Insta page where he said he was moving. Which I liked practically a few hours ago.

He was standing there with the biggest smile and saying that he’s the new resident and that they’re giving out homemade cookies because of the baby and Bokuto’s volume. And invited me to a small dinner. And I’m. Like my brain. Literally. Like my brain is even blank now. Bokuto. Invited me. To his house. So I could have dinner. And see his wife. And little Hana. 

So I am here now, raiding my wardrobe to see if I have anything wearable because HOLY [censored] [censored] [censored] I’M GOING TO HAVE DINNER WITH BOKUTO AND HIS FAMILY I’LL REPORT BACK LATER IF HE’S FINE WITH ME SHARING THIS EXPERIENCE OKAY I REALLY GOTTA GO BECAUSE MY HEART IS BEATING WAY TOO FAST AND I NEED TO HAVE SOME MEDICINE

[Edit]: This was riddled with spelling mistakes because my hands were shaking from the aftershock.

Comments [Anon]: ???? What did you do in your past life to be awarded the opportunity of being neighbours with Bokuto???? Did you like, save the country or something? Is that what it takes to be blessed with him?

[Anon]: No you gotta at least save the entire Earth for this damn dude thanks for your service I guess

[Anon]: But if you gotta save the world to be neighbours with Bokuto, then what the hell did Wife-sama do to be married to him?

[Anon]: She saved the universe

[Anon]: But I think Bokuto will be the one to say he saved the universe to be with her that cheesy dork ugh I love you

[Anon]: LMAO I CAN HEAR HIM SCREAMING THAT

[Anon]: Are you back yet? Are you alive? Are you blinded by the magnificence that is Bokuto Koutarou and his family? I know I would be. So in order to kill me as well, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED YOU CAN’T KEEP US OUT LIKE THIS I AM KNEELING ON THE FLOOR AND BEGGING FOR THE INTERACTION PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF THEE I WANT SOME MORE SIR

[OP]: That’s really weird so stop that. I’m just about to go out now! I’ll spend the dinner over there, experience heaven, hope I don’t die of heart failure and possibly come back with a war story. If they allow me. Wish me luck guys.

[Anon]: GO BRAVELY SOLDIER AND MAKE US PROUD I AM PRAYING THAT THEY’LL BE KIND ENOUGH TO LET YOU SHARE THIS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE

I’M BACK

Okay so that could only be described as one of the best moments in my entire life. Don’t worry, they said it’s fine if I share this. #actualsaints

So I finally found an outfit and took the chocolate that I was saving for myself, but since I can give my arm and leg for Bokuto what the [censored] is a chocolate, right?

I’m greeted by Wife-sama herself. Like. Less than a metre from me, saying “good afternoon” and smiling like the saint of tranquillity. (A side note but how do you have that when you live with Bokuto? And a child? My brother wants to know your secrets.) And she’s wearing what I think is Bokuto’s shirt since it’s way too big for her, I mean the end comes to her thighs. Sharing shirts is the most romantic thing a couple can do I don’t make the rules I’m just the messenger.

Anyway she invites me into their house, their amazingly aesthetical and cozy house. There’s a display case for all of Bokuto’s trophies, awards, certificates and everything. There are photographs of them together all over the walls, hung from strings spanning the entire house. There was a wall section dedicated entirely to Hana-chan. I felt like an uncivilised cave gremlin there.

Wife-sama was still making dinner and I was going to help her but little Hana-chan came to me. Like, she tottered over to me in the blue frilly dresses and tugged on my pants, babbling and smiling. Y’all I nearly died. I literally saw the gates of heaven and had a foot in but Wife-sama saved me by pulling me back into reality. By asking me if I wanted to play with Hana-chan. Which killed me again. And she was apologetic about it too? Like she doesn’t think I would give my kidney to spend time with her?

So I was playing with Hana but sneakily looking at the two of them being cute as hell in the kitchen. Bokuto was attached to her at the hip for the whole time except for when she asked him to get some ingredients. He was a puppy incarnate. They were sneaking kisses, whispering to each other and it was honestly so cute like I was getting diabetes just from one night. 

The food was amazing, the dinner talk was so fun and delightful, Hana-chan was the cutest little angel ever, this was probably the best day of my life. AND WHEN I LEFT FOR THE NIGHT, THEY BOTH HUGGED ME AND IT WAS LIKE BEING HUGGED BY CLOUDS BUT THEY SMELLED SO NICE!!

I shall never forget this day. Mark my words y’all.

Comments [Anon]: How beautiful was their place? I feel like she would go with a pastel tone or black and white. And have cute things littered around everywhere.

[OP]: The house was really unique in the sense that it felt like two houses smashed together. Like they took turns decorating each section of the house. Looked like polar opposites. It was kind of weird at first but the aesthetics flowed well the longer I stayed there, if you can understand what I’m saying.

[Anon]: The fact that Bokuto and Wife-sama are practically opposites in many things but still formed a romantic relationship with each other and the fact that their taste or preferences complement each other perfectly is proof that they are soulmates. In this essay I will

[Anon]: Where’s the essay. Dude where’s the [censored] essay

[Anon]: HEY MAN COME BACK WHERE’S MY ESSAY

[Anon]: NOOOOOOOOOOO THE SACRED TEXTS

[Anon]: Bruh just a kidney? Take my [censored] liver. Take my heart. Oh no wait, she already has it in her squishy widdle hands.

[Anon]: I bid my left arm

[Anon]: Right arm

[Anon]: Lungs

[Anon]: I really love my brain but I barely use it so off it goes I guess

[OP]: ???? Guys? What are you doing? Stop this illegal organ trade in my post.

[Anon]: Shhhhh we’re showing our love

I saw Bokuto shopping and it was so cute

I do not do clickbait, it was genuinely adorable and my cheeks are about to fall off. As was everyone else’s in the entire mall.

I was just doing some shopping, getting some snacks and popcorn for the movie marathon I was going to have and who do I hear? Yeah, it’s Bokuto. And little Hana-chan whining to Wife-sama about how she’s not getting the snacks they want. It’s from memory since I didn’t take a video, I’m not a creep and I understand boundaries unlike some of you assholes, but it went something like this.

Bokuto: But think of all the caramel popcorn we could eat! Hana: Mama, sweeties. Sweeties. (What an angel, am I right?) Wife-sama: I already said no, it’s going to ruin your dinner. Hana: But it’s tasty! Bokuto: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? I’ll do all of the dishes and cleaning today! Wife-sama: You already do that every day, Kou. It’s not much of a bribe. (Husband goals) And Hana, we have other snacks at home. Caramel is bad for your teeth. Bokuto: But babe! Wife-sama: I said no, and that’s it. Hana: Mama!

It was just this repeated for like 10 minutes with Bokuto and Hana-chan alternating their whines. I would have snapped after 5 times but wow, this lady has the mental fortitude of Fort Knox.

They both sulked and followed her around as she finished her shopping. I can tell Hana is Bokuto’s daughter because her hair droops down like his and a cloud forms over her head. It was practically magic.

In the end, they bought one (1) salted caramel popcorn because Wife-sama is too soft-hearted and they literally clung onto her for 5 minutes peppering her with kisses. And Bokuto actually lifted her in his embrace. In the middle of the sweets section. Where everyone was looking.

Needless to say, she was very very red.

Comments [Anon]: Conspiracy theory: factoring in Bokuto’s godlike physical ability, inhumane and endless sunny disposition, his hair’s ability to reflect his moods, it can be concluded that Bokuto is, in fact, a God.

[Anon]: Well someone has a big brain

[Anon]: Wait then Wife-sama would be a Goddess. Gasp SHE DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE CALLING HER KAMI-SAMA BECAUSE IT WOULD BLOW HER COVER

[Anon]: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[Anon]: I can kind of see Bokuto and Hana sneaking in sweets and snacks into the trolley while Wife-sama isn’t looking lmao

[OP]: THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT I nearly ran into them again and heard her berating Bokuto for sneaking in chocolate and shoving it beneath all the meat so she wouldn’t notice. My man, please. You can never outsmart your wife.

[Anon]: Next time I go to the MSBY fan meeting, I’m bringing all the sweets I can for Bokuto and Hana. It’s the least I can do.

[Anon]: They’re so cute and I can’t wait for the MSBY match in three days where Bokuto’s family is going to attend. I promise I’ll post about it afterwards.