#this is such a horrid au

[lordgrimwing]

I am very curious about the Breeding AU and Art Therapy in Mandos, Feanor-style sounds simply delightful!

Art Therapy in Mandos answered here!

and the breeding au . . . oh gosh, this is tough. Here goes - but first some warnings

CW: lots of discussion about reproduction, things that can go wrong during pregnancy, and sexual assault. So, you know, be warned and go forward at your own discretion. oh, also mpreg. there's mpreg, too, because what's the point of a breeding au if half the population can't carry babies!

So, this all started because I had to take a comparative theriogenology (that's the study of reproduction in various domestic animal species) and I really disliked studying for most of it, so I decided to relate as much of the content as possible to elves and make it stick a little better. After some conversations with Nightie, these random ideas turned into a full au.

As many have likely noticed, lots of elves die fighting Morgoth. Lots of orcs die, too, but unlike the elves they seem to breed like rodents so there are always more of them, while the elven population steadily declines toward nothing. Realizing how untenable this situation is, most of the elves decide they'd better start having lots of babies to rebuild the population before they're wiped out. The Noldor, being the Noldor, of course turn this into a science to optimize the process and improve genetic diversity and have more strong warriors.

The main exception to this is the Feanorians. They've already accepted their doom at this point and have no interest (or supplied) in making babies. In fact, the Feanorians , being more LaCE compliant, are rather horrified by what they hear is going on.

Well, the third kinslaying happens. M+M get E+E and love grows between them, etc etc. The twins grow up, food grows scarce, and eventually M+M make the hard decision to send the half-elves away so that they don't starve to death.

Gil-galad is the natural choice as new guardian, of course. He's supported by the recent arrival of the Host of Valinor, and the twins are half Noldor. If anyone's going to accept two ill-kempt and weird peredhil, Gil-galad's the one.

The only problem being, of course, that the Feanorians all know that Gil-galad's people have the nasty habit of making everyone have children.

Maedhros and Maglor sit Elros and Elrond down before send thing them away. The twins already know about what might happened. They're scared but trying to keep a brave face because leaving is already painful enough without thinking about the future. Maedhros talks for awhile about what they've heard of the Noldor, and then makes a big point of telling the twins that as long as they firmly say 'no, we don't want to do that', they will be okay because the other elves aren't monsters and they won't force them - the twins just must be sure to always say no and never let anyone thing the answer could be anything else.

The twins leave.

Maglor watches them go and quietly whispers to himself that they'll be ok, that nothing bad will happen to them.

Maedhros looks at his bother, shakes his head, says 'You fool', and walks away to be alone.

Gil-galad accepts the sons of Elwing with open arms, shocked to realize they are alive. He gives them a tent near his, tells them to come to him if they need anything and he'll help or get someone to help (he is very busy after all). He let's them get settled in.

E+E try to adapt to their new lives. The camp is strange, there's so many customs and social norms they don't know and they've never seen so many children running around. They are very firm in their rejection of anyone who tries to get to know them better.

These youths were raised by kinslaying Feanorians, Gil-galad reminds himself after hearing several complaints about Elrond snapping at anyone who tries to talk to him and Elros starting nearly daily fist fights, he probably should have focused more attention on helping them integrate. So, he summons the twins for a chat to try to figure out how to help them adjust to their new lives and explain that, actually, civilized people don't bite people who say 'hi' to them.

He really was not prepared to have the evening conversation, held over dinner to help maintain a relaxed atmosphere, collapse into Elrond glaring at him while holding the cutlery in a clearly aggressive way and Elros shouting that they aren't going to let anyone force a baby into them. Once he composes himself, Gil-galad adamantly explains that none of his people are in the business of raping anyone and besides that, they've got a few more decades before their of age by elvish standards (even if they do look all grown up already).

And there you have it, that's most of the cohesive plot of the au. Then it's just kind of vaguely connected things once Elrond is all grown up and actually decides he wants to have kids with Celebrian and Gil-galad. And also him being a healer and dealing with some of the complications that can arise during pregnancy.

Oh, and of course Glorfindel and Erestor are here too. The issue being that Glorfindel is a mighty warrior, right? So he's supposed to have kids with other warriors to help make sure there's more epic fighters, but it turns out that these warriors all tend to not a great fertility so that doesn't work out so well. And Erestor is of course like a scribe or something so he's supposed to keep his hands off the warriors (he also isn't interested in having kids). Anyway, eventually they get to be together and it's nice.

Gosh, there's even a whole story worth of idea about some random elf and something going terribly wrong during the end of her pregnancy. Humans help her get to Rivendell so Elrond can help her.

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And that's a wrap. If you made it that far, haha!, hope you enjoyed my insanity

Ask me about fics that live rent-free in my head!

[gert-the-disaster]

what’s the matter is he stupid?? (haha did this fnaf challenge cause it looked real funny)

og image 🤘

[heartscrypt]

the web - fear of manipulation and lost control made manifest

[slimeysodaa]

domain expansion - mlp-ify the comfort media

fun fact: uh I gave henry a fake cutiemark which is a purple hoofprint bc he thought it would be cool to have it match with his club "the purple hoof gang" (henry is a blankflank but this would only be at the beginning of the show and during the episode "Horrid Henry and the Killer Boy Rats", he would get a cutiemark probably related to music/being a rockstar)

[ziffy14]

Horrid Henry characters as teens Part 1 🤘🎸

After weeks of procrastination i finally finished the first refs 🙌

[unknownhyperial]

Remember this post? Yeah well I'm finally gonna post the context to what I'm talking about because I ain't a coward no more /silly

I am... very normal about them. I will make entire rant posts about these two. I aint good at drawing Carnival Kinger (or Kinger in general), but god damnit I will fucking try purely for my daily dose of toxic yaoi! /silly

[sometimes-rendog]

day 64, staring lovingly at your best-friend's face listening to your best-friend as he infodumps about the newest edition to hit the shelves of the bookshop you both haphazardly run

[star-starters]

My favorite childhood cartoon

[schnuffel-danny]

thought I should draw freaky little creature Vlad again.... and also thought that I need to make Vlad the clingy affectionate one for once.... and somehow we ended up here

stop complaining about your boyfriend's weirdo feral behavior, Jack, you're no better than him 🙄

[paper-lilypie]

@opudontdonut pls let me smooch my unimaginable horrors challenge

[jonahmagnus]

Horrid Henry but Pokémon :3

Authors note: if this doesn't format correctly, I'm throwing this post into a woodchipper

More under the cut! ✂️

- Henry and Peter both got Zoura from their parents as starter pokemon. Peter got the well behaved one with the rare white fur" and Henry got the "scrappy leftovers". That "well behaved rare one" is infact, the equivalent to a pokemon corpse (hausian zoura, google it), so this action will have consequences.

-Henry isnt allowed to set off on his journey until he's 14 because he isn't "mature" enough (fair) and when he is, he's expected to take 12 year old Peter with him. He promptly ditches Peter (which Peter expected, and had already slipped a pokedex and some potions into Henry'a bag when he wasn't looking) and sets off to meet up with Ralph.

-Ralph is waiting for Henry to start his journey because their gonna travel together. His family gave him four starter pokemon when he was ten, two of which he gave away to Margert and Susan because he was ten years old and could not have taken care of four pokemon.

⁃Henry is predominantly a ghost type trainer because he looks like a haunted Victorian child and his starter pokemon is a corpse.

Susan and Margret team up and become the absolute menaces of the forest areas. Like their killing the local rattata population.

-Susan and Margret are so good at double battling that they beat all the team rocket grunts in the area by themselves ♡ gym leaders everywhere are trembling from their buggy swag

-Henry and Ralph get a bad reputation, mostly earned by cheating in battles, and robbing people. They are who they are. ♡

TEAMS

The start:

Henry: Zoura, Zubat, Yangoos

Ralph: Fennekin, Froakie, Skitty, Buizel

Peter: Hausian Zoura, Eevee, Shuppet

Susan: Pacharisu, Spinark, Joltik, Dewpider

Margret: Chespin, Scyther, Pineco, Karrablast

By the end:

Henry: Zorark, Crobat, Gumshoos, Mawile, Rockruff, Sabeleye

Ralph: Delfox, Greninja, Floatzel, Delcatty Espeon, Shellos

Peter: Hausian Zorarak, Chandelure, Banette, Sylveon, Alohan Ninetails, Mismagius, and frostlass that he keeps in the box, alongside a Rotomdex.

Susan: Pacharisu, Aquanid, Galvantula. Beedrill, Parasect, Ariados

Margret: Chesnaught, Scyther, Escavalier, Forretress, Shuckle, Heracross

[zoe-oneesama]

Did you think I was done? More from the inner circle for an Angelic Layer AU! These three would probably bring in the most drama, especially since I picture Chloe being SO into Angelic Layer being the sole reason Marinette didn’t jump in sooner.

Main 4 Inner Zodiac Outer Zodiac

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[catdets]

Like... seriously??? 😬

[ziffy14]

He forgot 😦

I love this vine

[nomzsstuff]

Uuuuh hello Horrid Henry Fandom. Is this a safe space

Royal AU but Henry’s a bandit and Ralph’s a prince

I was forced to post this by @spookai69-420 😔

[wo0zyw3ezer]

Comic thingy I made for the HorridTeensAu thingy on Twitter (credits for au and designs to Ziffy_14 on Twitter, ofc)