#this is splendid

[cloverstellar]

Hi so I'm doing a Kandi prompt list and the fourth prompt was "stranger" and I didn't feel comfortable making a bracelet of a random person in my class. So I reloaded Tumblr and you were the first post so enjoy!

THATS SO CUTE WHAT… thank you that’s awesome i love the colors

[ghostliest-ghosty-ghost-bastard]

Hey guys, lovely day it is, just watched Good Omens season 2 !

Love does not exist trust is meant to be broken joy is inevitable lead to its end and nothing in life has ever been made of actual tangible matter it is all sand and flowing away till there is nothing left you can have all you ever want les but at prices you are mortified to pay-.

Oh coffee shop lesbians and delightful ships sailing oh delightful things!

[butterflies-and-roaches]

(UN)HOLY FUCK THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL TO SEE I'M IN AWE OF YOUR MIND

okay so

barely comprehensible thought process

i haven't slept well in a week forgive me

BUT i was recently reminded of how over a decade ago a priest (?) was having a talk at my elementary school and mentioned how we are all called to either marry and have children or live a life of service (become a priest, nun etc.) and my unbeknownst aroace ass went huh, guess i'm going to hell then

anyways point is that thought inspired a crack idea where the exorcists find cursed nun cat alastor funny or cute and it gets adopted with the technicality that it is 1. a nun 2. technically following its calling (assuming its also aroace) allowing it to be let into heaven. after all, what could a cat have done to be sent to hell? this thing has committed thousands of atrocities

so thats the story of cursed nun cat alastor the exorcist, ready to bite the ankles of horny sinners.

i have no idea what the fuck i wrote or drew im queueing this for tomorrow morning so i can wake up and question my sanity again ok goodnight

[batatoooooo]

[nkp1981]

Splendid Fairywren

[iri-desky]

RachelDrawsThis' Dead Plate doodles/refs for the Priest/Demon AU, everyone. I humbly present this to Tumblr. I'm so normal about this guys (lie)

I didn't see these doodle pages posted on Tumblr as their own post, but thanks to @kogglyuffs, I could track them down! Enjoy, y'all-- for all the non-twitter users wondering what the buzz is about (I don't use Twitter but I did have to do some searching). Art drawn by one of the lovely creators of Dead Plate herself, @racheldrawsthis!

[nishihii]

@amygdalae

more Tarkus propaganda

[saturnvs]

but imagine this: a fjording that is also a unicorn :)

[doobledabbadoo]

woag, ‘nother anthro htf art dump upon ye!

[enigmaticexplorer]

Oh.

Mayday is perfectly fine, fine as hell, and bandaging his injuries 😌

(a sluttier and bloodier version on ao3)

☼ please do not repost or edit ☼

[cloverstellar]

spooky boops… get fucking spooked n booped

[toruland]

Because a certain someone has been obsessed with jjba I had a dream about it

>:((

MWAHWHWHAHAHAHAHHA YESSS

who’d you dream about, my love? <333

[luluskopi]

[thrawns-babygirl]

- I personally feel that Chiss have a relatively low body fat percentage. All the chiss we see tend to me slim and muscular, so, plus size s/o is unique and interesting to him.

- He likes the way your belly folds and rolls, loves the plumpness of your thighs, enjoys running his fingers along your love handles

- Definitely looks more into art of cultures where plus size figures are the beauty standard after the two of you get together. 100% adding statues and paintings and holos of curvy figures to his gallery, around his quarters so that when you see them you're reminded that you're beautiful.

- When he's the big spoon will rest his hand on your belly, enjoying how it feels.

My take on Thrawn with a plus size! s/o:

- Ok this man LOVES your body! To him it's the most precious piece of art he's ever laid eyes on. Your cellulite and every single stretchmark of yours are a part of it. He appreciates it all - and he makes sure to show his appreciation whenever he can, both verbally and physically.

- If you're insecure about your looks, he shows you art of cultures where plus size is considered a beauty standard.

- He never misses an opportunity to tell you how beautiful you are.

- Should anyone ridicule you for your weight, or for basically any reason, rest assured that Thrawn will take care of it. Any bully will be dealt with and you will never see them again. He's a Grand Admiral after all.

Feel free to add more to this headcanon! ❤️

[batatoooooo]

[hellsitegenetics]

This blog feels like if every so often a wizard showed up to your party or gathering, silently listened to your conversation, and then very loudly summoned a creature or a plant based on whatever was said

String identified: T g t a a t at gatg, t t t cat, a t a cat a at a at a a

Closest match: Caldifermentibacillus hisashii strain FSL W8-0983 chromosome, complete genome